Return of the Revenge of the Realism Litmus Test

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Mr. Danya
Joined: February 22nd, 2013, 1:59 am

March 31st, 2016, 8:19 pm #1

So around the beginning of V5, MurderWeasel came up with this as an alternative to the old realism test, to be better-suited for SOTF as a setting. To avoid necroing a three-year-old thread, I figured I'd post this here so people could test their V6 kids if they want.

Some things to note:
-This is not a measure of a character's quality, just of how many traits they possess that are generally handled in a less realistic way in SOTF.
-This test doesn't account for different universes like SOTF-TV or The Program and the traits characters would have as a result of living in those specific universes.
-You don't have to share your character's score if you don't want to, or feel like you should change parts of them based on their score. See the first note.

Here's how my accepted V6 characters scored.
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Does your character's BMI place them in the twenty-fifth percentile or below for their age? +1 point
Does your character dress unusually fashionably for their age? +1 point
Does your character dress like a stereotypical person of their social group? +1 point
Does your character have hair longer than shoulder-length? +1 point
Does your character only smile rarely? +2 points
Did your character move to the pregame city from another part of the United States? +1 point
Was your character a bully? +2 points
Does your character smoke? +1 point
 Despite being underage? +1 additional point
Is your character immensely skilled for their age in any area? +1 points
Does your character have anger management issues? +2 points
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Does your character's BMI place them in the twenty-fifth percentile or below for their age? +1 point
Does your character have hair dyed an unnatural color? +1 point
Does your character have heterochromea? +5 points
Does your character have hair longer than shoulder-length? +1 point
Does your character believe they are superior to the bulk of their peers? +5 points
Does your character think they're smarter than everyone else? +3 points
Is your character inspired by a character from another RP you were in? +2 points
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Does your character's BMI place them in the twenty-fifth percentile or below for their age? +1 point
Did one of your character's parents walk out on their family? +1 point
Did they totally sever all contact? +2 additional points
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Some of the things I counted are variable or have a context that doesn't completely match what the question is asking, but I felt the general result was more or less the same so I counted them.

Anway, have fun!
"Art enriches the community, Steve, no less than a pulsing fire hose, or a fireman beating down a blazing door. So what if we're drawing a nude man? So what if all we ever draw is a nude man, or the same nude man over and over in all sorts of provocative positions? Context, not content! Process, not subject! Don't be so gauche, Steve, it's beneath you."
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V5:
G063 Natali Greer was just unlucky.
B047 Marcus Leung lost his way. (Adopted from Solomir.)

V6:
B001 Min-jae Parker is locked away.
B021 Crist?bal Morales let his guard down.
G017 Raina Rose got washed away.
G003 Bridgette Sommerfeld got a shock. (Adopted from Aloha.)
G029 Georgia Lee Day went home. (Adopted from frogue.)
Nathan Lovegrove was left behind.

V7 Pregame:
Myles Roux is considering his options.
Dolores Upton is exploring the past.
Andy Silverman is balling out.
Siyanda Nagi is on the run.
Mercy Ames is passing judgment.
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Emprexx Plush
Mr. Danya
Joined: June 26th, 2011, 8:09 pm

March 31st, 2016, 8:24 pm #2

Caedyn Miller: 60 points.

Ty Yazzie: 22 points.

Abby Floyd: 7 points.

I am too lazy to go back and pull all the things they got points for and I'd feel weird doing Isaac since I didn't write him initially and there are some things I'm not sure I could answer 100% >.>
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G056, Alda Abbate(Adopted)
It was difficult to nail down exactly when the anger started. Remembering a time when it wasn't there, coiled up and waiting to strike or alive and thrashing, was growing more and more challenging. It'd been with her for so long that it no longer felt like an intruder in her mind. It felt like a part of her.
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B062, Garrett Wilde
I multiplied. Then I subtracted. That's what we do now. That's how we keep the most people around.
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B014, Joachim Lovelace(Adopted)
Your turn.
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Abby Floyd:This place was vile. Overwhelmingly, terribly vile. Character Theme: Everything's Alright-Emily Scholz
Ty Yazzie: You ever wonder if you still got a home to go back to? Character Theme: Warrior People-Medicine For The People
Isaac Brea(Adopted from Espi): Isaac's well of fucks was bone-dry. Character Theme: The Whiskey, The Liar, The Thief-Patent Pending
Caedyn Miller:So...how did you wanna do this? Feeling an open casket? Or is that dumb? Nah, don't say it, that's dumb. We'll be soup by the time they send us home anyway. Character Theme: Sleep-My Chemical Romance
Irene Djezari(Adopted from CicadaDays): Death was not worse than Meme Hell. Character Theme: A Beautiful Lie-30 Seconds To Mars

NPCs:
Jacob Brooks: ... Character Theme: 1812 Overture-Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
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Blaise d'Aramitz: Blonde Hair, Black Lungs-Sorority Noise
Helena 'Hel" Fury: Okay, but riddle me this: where in the rulebook does it say it's not a series of automatic critical hits if I Flurry of Blows an ogre's nutsack like a speedbag? Bad Liar-Selena Gomez
Jeremiah Widdlestone: NOT--FOR--YOU 911/Mr. Lonely-Tyler The Creator
Damian Riccardo Maradona Reyes: I'll go all day, all week, all year if I gotta, big guy. Just try and stop me. Years Of War-Porter Robinson
Barbara "Babs" Mulaney: One. Deux. Tres. Vier. Fem. Yug. Haft. Aath. Dyev-yat. Dez. Might Tell You Tonight-Scissor Sisters
Zyzzx Rigs: Last of the first, folks. Light me up.You Know You Like It - DJ Snake ft.
AlunaGeorge
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Some Guy Probably: A thing he said? Character Theme: Flyers-Bradio
Alex Darby: Let's weigh what everyone brings to the table, and find a suitable compromise. It's in your best interest. Character theme: Devil's Gift-Shaman's Harvest
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MurderWeasel
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Joined: February 18th, 2009, 7:01 am

March 31st, 2016, 8:25 pm #3

Oh jeeze, that's a thing I've not seen in ages. Just as an overall FYI, it skews super mega hard towards the problems most common to V4, much as the original test skewed towards typical fanfic issues. I may give it a pass with updated thoughts sometime, though character concepts have on average come so, so far in the past few years.

EDIT: Huh, this is actually more comprehensive than I remembered. I'm glad I didn't put a scale in.
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March 31st, 2016, 11:43 pm #5

The cool kids
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Does your character have hair dyed an unnatural color? +1 point
Has your character ever been in a notable fight? +1 point
One that left someone seriously injured (any time the hospital gets involved, or should have, this has occurred) +5 additional points
One where the aggressor (your character or the other, whoever started it. Either if it was mutual) got away with no consequences? +5 additional points
Does your character smoke? +1 point
Does your character drink semi-regularly? +1 point
Does your character do drugs? +1 point
Does your character believe they are superior to the bulk of their peers? +5 points
Does your character think they're smarter than everyone else? +3 points
Is your character revenge porn of someone you hate? +10 points
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Did your character move to the pregame city from another part of the United States? +1 point
Was it after middle school? +1 additional point
So 2
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Has your character ever had a particularly poor relationship with a member of their immediate family? (genuine,, lasting dislike, basically)? +1 point
Is your character calm almost all the time? +1 point
Also 2

The lame kids
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Is your character over 6'0" (if male) or 5'10" (if female)? +1 point
Does your character dress like a stereotypical person of their social group? +1 point
Does your character's name describe their personality in any way? +2 points
Does your character drink semi-regularly? +1 point
Does your character know how to use any sort of weapon with any degree of proficiency? +3 points
A gun? +6 additional points
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Is your character under 5'2" (if male) or 5'0" (if female)? +1 point
Does your character dress like a stereotypical person of their social group? +1 point
Does your character have a physical disability/deformity? +3 points
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Yugikun
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Joined: September 17th, 2014, 5:36 am

April 1st, 2016, 2:26 am #6

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Is your character over 6'0" (if male) or 5'10" (if female)? +1 point
Is your character exceptionally smart for their age? +2 points
Has your character ever had a particularly poor relationship with a member of their immediate family? (genuine,, lasting dislike, basically)? +1 point
Is it ongoing today? +2 additional points
Does your character think they're smarter than everyone else? +3 points
Is your character supposed to be a great speaker/very convincing? +2 points

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Does your character's BMI place them in the twenty-fifth percentile or below for their age? +1 point
Did your character immigrate to the United States during their lifetime? +2 points
Was it after elementary school? +1 additional point
Did your character ever go to private school? +1 point
Does your character have some sort of unusual phobia? +1 point
That often affects their life in a serious way? +2 additional points
Yet they've received only cursory help/treatments? +2 additional points

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Is your character from an unusually wealthy family? +1 point
A super rich family? +1 additional point
Is your character exceptionally smart for their age? +2 points
Has your character ever had a particularly poor relationship with a member of their immediate family? (genuine,, lasting dislike, basically)? +1 point
Is it ongoing today? +2 additional points
Have the other members of the family made no effort to make things better? +3 additional points
Does your character believe they are superior to the bulk of their peers? +5 points
Does your character think they're smarter than everyone else? +3 points
Does your character have anger management issues? +2 points
That they have made no effort to control? +2 additional points

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G???: Anna "Roxanne" Herbert - "...It's a god-awful small affair..." - 0%
PREGAME - Past: 1 | Present: 1 2 3
THEME: Dire Straits - Skateaway

G???: Teresa Rojas - "..." - 0%
PREGAME - Past: 1 | Present: 1 2
THEME: Tata Young - Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me

B???: Jonathan Meyers - "..." - 0%
PREGAME - Past: 1 | Present: 1
THEME: Kate Miller-Heidke - Caught In The Crowd
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Ashley Tanner - The Tattooed Jackass - "We got the music, we got the drinks, I think we have a recipe for some rock n' roll."
Yuko Hayashibara - The Tomboy - "Yo, homeboy, come over here. I wanna play some ball."
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B003: Jeremy Frasier - ?Yeah. No regrets.? - 57%
Kills: 2 | Equipped with: Scoped Raging Bull, $1000, Wooden Baseball Bat, Eyepatch, Pancor Jackhammer
PREGAME - Past: 1 2 3 | Present: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 | Sadie Hawkins: 1 2
V6: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
THEME: OneRepublic - Love Runs Out

B013: Alvaro Vacanti - ?Thank... you...? - 41%
Kills: 3 | Equipped with: MAC-10
PREGAME - Past: 1 2 3 | Present: 1 2 3 4 5 | Sadie Hawkins: 1 2
V6: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
THEME: The Megas - The Haystack Principle

G030: Jasmine King - "I win." - 11%
Kills: 0 | Equipped with: Brass Knuckles
PREGAME - Past: 1 | Present: 1 2 3 | Sadie Hawkins: 1
V6: 1 2 3 4 5
THEME: Luck Ganriki - golden sneer


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Riki
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Joined: July 7th, 2012, 6:39 pm

April 7th, 2016, 10:58 am #7

I am only going to do Fiyori since I wrote her profile. Maybe I'll change my mind once I got a good grip on b l e s s e d Lucilly.
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Is your character over 5'10" (if female)? +1 point
Is your character over 6'1" (if female)? +2 additional points 6'1'' exactly, but I'll count it anyways since we have a clear... uh, moving on
Does your character have an unusual (though natural) eye color (particularly vivid or dull colors, mostly; if you noted it in a lot of detail in your profile, it's probably unusual)? +2 points
Does your character follow an unusual religion or philosophy? +2 points
Does your character smoke? +1 point
Does your character drink semi-regularly? +1 point
Does your character do drugs? +1 point
Frequently (more than once a month)? +1 additional point
Is your character sexually active? +1 point
Have they slept with more than three partners? +2 additional points
More than five? +2 additional points
Ten? +2 additional points
Has your character ever had a one-night stand? +2 points
More than once? +3 additional points
Frequently/habitually? +10 additional points
Does your character breaks serious laws (stealing, selling drugs, etc.) +3 points Damn you Darius!
Has your character ever had a particularly poor relationship with a member of their immediate family? (genuine,, lasting dislike, basically)? +1 point
Is it ongoing today? +2 additional points
Have the other members of the family made no effort to make things better? +3 additional points
Does this apply to your character's entire immediate family? Double the points, unless your character lives with only one person
Before the game begins, are you hoping that your character will make finals? +2 points ; )
Is your character a sexual fantasy of yours in any way, shape, or form? +10 points
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O B014 Joachim Lovelace - Ballistic Knife, MP 18, Obsidian Knife - "It doesn't matter. They lost, he lost, I'll lose. That's the nature of the game."
O G042 Aileen Aurora Abdallah - Pair of MMA Gloves, Golf Club & Table Leg -
B059 David Zimmer - Sabre -
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SnoopDommyDommmy: specialist subject in Mastermind is "History of Defecation in Wrestling"

Ruggahissy: We are the law now and our law keeps the streets clean O_O
Kilmarnock: XD Good.
Kilmarnock: Yaaaay for being the law.

Kermit: I asked a kid who had a crush on me. But I pretty much only gave him a hug so I guess that wasn't nice of me
Kermit: My friends said I was rude not to have at least offered him a blow job
Kermit: Apparently that would have been the polite thing to do

SpiralAgnew: Here, have something sad-looking
Bikriki: I must add this to my collection of pics that show people crying.
SpiralAgnew: XD You actually have one of those?
Whirly: I was going to say "Ian, of course he has a collection like that. He's German."

cos frankly the idea of trying to turn all your straight female characters into lesbians amuses me hugely

Uno: You seem excited. did Bambi's mom get reincarnated as a bug you just swatted?

Skraal: would it be correct to say you've sucked on a lot of black ones?
TtMaR: They taste nicer
TtMaR: Better shape, too.
TtMaR: They fit neatly into your mouth,.

Bikriki: My hometown is not a very indication of my personality.
Bikriki: Because as far as I can recall, I am neither ugly nor full of minorites
Bikriki: Though I would not mind the latter.
Bikriki winks

Shangela: Facials for the greater good.

Shangela: I work you into climax, what happens afterward is none of my concern.
Wes: Says the world's most detached sexecutioner.

OH NO DECISIONS
CAN I AGONISE FOR ATLEAST 3 WEEKS CONSTANTLY CHANGING MY MIND??

Shangela: Did you stop high school genocide with your cock, Sansa?
Sansa: yes yes i did
Sansa: sunshine and happiness wasn't working so i had to take drastic measures

Wes: Welcome to SotF chat
Wes: Your weekly forecast: Nipples n' butts, if the pattern holds

Ruggawork: Yeah Aloha was a zygot with a keyboard shoved up his mom's uterus

<WES> Riki would never say or do anything sexual. He is a flower of innocence and purity.
<WES> If he was heroin, he'd be blue magic

Ruggahissy - Today at 11:10 PM
When I was 10 a kid kept calling me "Victoria's Secret" so I chased him, knocked him down and then stomped on him
He stopped
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General Goose
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Joined: June 23rd, 2010, 1:18 am

April 7th, 2016, 6:47 pm #8

For Bradley:
Been in a fight +1
Been a bully +2
Sometimes does not understand why he's a dick +5
Underage smoker +3
Drinker with a fake ID and goes to bars +3
Drugs +5
He has sex (shocking I know) +8
Believes he is awesome +15
No social filter +8
Usually same emotional state +4
He is kinda comic relief +10
Sexual fantasy +10
Centre of attention in every scene (not normally my style, but yeah) +4

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At this point, he wishes he was a couple of inches taller.
V7 peeps:
Nick Ogilvie
Ashlynn Martinek
Bill Winlock
Camille Bellegarde

V6 peeps:
Kiziah Saraki
Bradley Floyd
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MK Kilmarnock
Mr. Danya
Joined: April 14th, 2009, 10:12 pm

April 7th, 2016, 8:15 pm #9

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Jerry:

His name nets him 2 points.

Moved from Bullhead City to Kingman when he was 1 year old. + 1.

He was originally designed as a joke/V4 stereotype, + 15.

Jerry's pretty poor. +1.

He's a fighter! + 1.

His apparent aspergers totals +11 points.

Jerry thinks he's hot shit. +5.

DESPITE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. +10

Do they have no social filter? +3 points

He does represent... an 'ideal', sure. +3.

Jerry's sorta comic relief. +10

Total: 62
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+1 for pale skin

+1 for longer-than-shoulder hair

Disfiguring scarring: +4.

Moved to kingman +1

She was bullied, +2

And it somewhat damaged her. +2

Yes, she still carries the effects of it, +2

Physical deformity +3

Doesn't really hinder her TOO much, +5

Aaaand I listed it as a disadvantage. +10

REALLY skilled singer +1

Sure, I hope she wins. +5.

Total: 37
And because real life is often stranger than fiction...
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over 6', +1.

+1 for greek fisherman's cap

Pretending the pregame city is, y'know, my home, I moved there for high school. +2.

I'm from... a preeeetty poor family. +1

Lost an extended family member I was really close to. +10

Lost two friends in unexpected fashion. +8

Been in a notable fight, somebody was injured, +6

I actually got away with it at least once! +5

Was bullied, caused long-lasting harm (but not current) +4

Also WAS a bully at one point, +2

Was abused. +5

I drink semi-regularly, +1

Sexually active +1

More than three partners + 2

I've stolen a few times, but super occasionally. +3

I'm pretty good with a few weapons, including guns. +13

Unusual disease +3

Social disorder +5

Aspergers +3 (fuck you, brother)

I could read as early as age 2, so I guess +2

Ongoing poor relationship with my dad. +3

Things aren't getting better because he hasn't noticed. +6

Hell yeah I think I'm smarter than most of my immediate peers, especially my co-workers. +3

Anger management issues +2

Sadomasochist, still counts. +14

Phobia stemming from a single traumatic incident that affects my life and I've received no treatment for it: 7 points

I'm prone to overreacting, +1

No meta stuff, obviously.

Total: 114 (this is why some of us tend not to write self-inserts)

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Jerry Fury - The man, the myth, the legend
Coleen Reagan - The girl who half-loved the world
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V5 Roster:
Cody Patton : That bitch.
Sean Mulcahy : The world was kind to reprieve him of his fear...
Jessica Sanders: She hoped it would be quick...
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20:17Sideliner:Toben and Ricky are like a sibling version of the Joker and Batman, only Batman is just as much of a mass murderer. He just hides it better.
19:58LaurelsHow does your dick smell like Fritos?
14:36 MimiI THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS > 14:36MimiI THOUGHT YOU REALLY LICKED HER
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Mr. Danya
Joined: October 4th, 2011, 4:36 pm

April 7th, 2016, 8:25 pm #10

Nadia Riva: 12
Noah Whitley: 5
Alba Reyes: 9

I'm probably way off on several of these, but I'm probably second guessing myself.
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Nadia Riva
"You don't think I'm pretty enough to be a model? And you're telling me while wearing that face?"


Noah Whitley
"You look like you could use a laugh, and I have just the joke for that."


Alba Reyes
"Woo hoo! Three holes in one! That's a new record!"
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Girl #007-Rachael Langdon
"I really am going to die, aren't I? Oh god, what am I going to do?"


Armed with a Solar Powered Scientific Calculator
Stabbed with a sword by Marcus Leung.
Girl #018-Claire Monaghan
"You know, I always thought I'd be seen by millions. Fuck Murphy's Law."


Armed with a Shotgun Flashlight (1 Bullet) and a bulletproof vest

Girl #035-Sophie McDowell
"People often find inspiration in the darkest times. I guess I can too."
Killed by a grenade thrown by Summer Simms

Armed with a lead pipe.
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19:10 Laurelena: When octopi eat hamsters, the resulting laughter is a mix of colorful idiocy and dainty ice skating

18:10 Mimi: "how many nipples does Miss Piggy REALLY have?"

16:57 Mimi play Fergaliscious
16:58 Mimi IF YOU EVER WANT FANS
16:58 Mimi YOU NEED FERALISCIOUS
16:58 Mimi FERGALISCIOUS
16:58 Mimi Omg
16:58 Mimi feral-liscious
16:58 Mimi that's
16:58 Mimi blowing my mind

16:57 KamiKaze Laurie, if you ever become a mod, let it be known that one day you will critique someone's profile who had a girl killing her family friend because he raped her, and the person will insult you by calling you a talking Oshawott doll.

21:42Acidic i AM ANAL WART MAN

00:19Delroy.... I HAVE AN IMAGE OF HANSEL FUCKING TRAVIS WITH A CHAINSAW STUCK IN MY HEAD. HOW IS THIS IN ANY WAY GOOD!?


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Rachael Langdon
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Rachael Langdon and Claire Monaghan
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Rachael Langdon


Claire Monaghan
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Claire Monaghan
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Joined: February 22nd, 2016, 6:09 am

April 7th, 2016, 9:12 pm #11

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Is your character over 6'0" (if male) or 5'10" (if female)? +1 point
Is your character usually pale (if it's because they stay inside all the time, that totally counts)? +1 point
Does your character only smile rarely? +2 points
Did your character immigrate to the United States during their lifetime? +2 points
Was it after elementary school? +1 additional point
Has your character lost a relative or friend in their life that they remember? +2 points
A parent? +10 points
Was it in a particularly traumatic way (sudden disease, freak accident)? Double the points (so another 10 points)
Was your character routinely bullied at any point? +2 points
Does your character talk in overly verbose or flowery language? +3 points
Does your character have some sort of unusual phobia? +1 point (Damn moustache sporting villains!)
Stemming from a single traumatic childhood incident? +1 additional point

Total: 36

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Does your character have an unusual (though natural) eye color (particularly vivid or dull colors, mostly; if you noted it in a lot of detail in your profile, it's probably unusual)? +2 points
Does your character have notable scarring (anything visible on a cursory glance counts)? +1 point
Did your character move to the pregame city from another part of the United States? +1 point
Has your character ever been in a notable fight? +1 point
Was your character a bully? +2 points
A social disorder? +5 points (mental disorder, but it should still count)
Do they have no social filter? +3 points

Total: 15

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Maxim Kehlenbrink ---- Memories 1-2--- Present 1- 2-3-4-5 --- Sadie Hawkins Dance 1

Aiden Slattery ---- Present: 1-2-3-4-5--- Sadies 1-2--- Memories 1 - 2

Jane Madison (Adopted from The Burned Handler, who adopted from Somersault, who adopted from Espi)

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The Burned Handler
Mr. Danya
Joined: September 22nd, 2006, 2:19 am

April 10th, 2016, 3:01 pm #12

I'll run all of my concepts except Curtis through this, since Curtis is up in the air on if I'll do anything at all with him and also if I do anything with him it won't be the same as when I initially posted his concept. Jane's excluded because I didn't write her profile. Note I'm leaving out the meta section because I don't know who, if any, of these characters will end up seeing use on the island.
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Roderick:

I do not know if he counts as unusually developed. He's very muscular, and has low body fat percentage, but he's a wrestler and works hard for that physique.

The Kanuhos are rich, though I don't know if I'd say "super rich". Vernon runs a successful law firm with reach beyond Kingman, and Danielle has a well-paying county job. +1

Roderick is sexually active. +1

More than three partners. Unsure on how many. +2

He has had one night stands. +5

Roderick is a state champion level wrestler and a good MMA fighter. +4 (2 for good at wrestling and MMA, 2 for "state competition level with chance to place)

Roderick's accomplishments on the wrestling mat have drawn him media attention. +3

Notable fight. +1

He believes, on some level, that he's better than a lot of his peers. +5

If this doesn't change, Roderick has a physical disability in that he has injured his right knee and is healing from that as of pregame. Does injury count? +3(?)

Roderick does/did have anger issues, but works/worked on overcoming them. +2

Total: 27
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Crisanto:

Cris probably smiles rarely. He's got clinical depression and has a sort of detached, nihilistic outlook. +2

Cris is sexually active. +1

More than three partners. Unsure on how many. +2

He has had one night stands. +5

He does drugs frequently. +2 (1 for drugs, 1 for frequent)

Unsure on parents and teachers knowing about his drugging and partying and sexing.

He might drink semi-regularly at parties. Let's ding him for it. +1

Cris is an excellent pitcher, and the Cochise Coyotes won a baseball state championship last year, with him having taken part. +3 (1 for good at baseball, 2 for "state competition level with chance to place)

Cris probably received media attention for the state champion baseball win. +3

He is, at least outwardly, very calm a lot of the time - he comes off as very chill because he simply doesn't care enough to get super worked up. +1

Total: 20 (I'm sure I'll find more, I feel like I missed something)
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Kaylee:

She's 4'11", under 5'0". +1

I don't know, re: BMI percentile, but she's a 25.2, slightly overweight (unsure whether to add points)

Her hair is longer than shoulder length. +1

Kaylee has good complexion, but in part because she actively maintains her appearance and hygiene. +1?

I guess I'd count her as unusually developed? She's supposed to be very curvy. +1

Kaylee is a skilled actress who puts on a constantly happy, bubbly front to hide the fact she's stressed out as hell pretty much constantly, so I'd say she is good at hiding her emotions. +1

I would say that for Kingman, the Lyttons count as wealthy; they'd be on the upper middle class end of the economic ladder by any standards. Caveat, however, in that her father is a government official and her mother runs a Kingman-appropriate business. +1

Kaylee is supposed to be someone who gets bullied, though all the bully characters kinda vanished/never got made. +2

I guess I would say she drinks semi-regularly, at parties? She's not getting shitfaced, but drinking does happen. +1

Kaylee is sexually active. +1

She has probably had more than three partners, though I never decided specifics. +2

She has had one night stands. +5 (2 for ONS, 3 for more than once)

Kaylee might or might not have basic firearms training because her mother runs a gun store. I'll add it just to be fair. +9 (weapon knowledge + it's a gun)

She is a very good actress. I don't know whether to count her as "immensely skilled" though? +1(?)

Total: 18? Possibly 27 because of "might or might not know a bit about using a gun"
Hrm, maybe I should consider some concept changes...
MurderWeasel getting impatient wrote:Hiya, jerk! Please don't post until edits have been completed, as doing so causes confusion/messes up the queue.
wrote:18:48 Ruggawork I have faith in you!
18:48 Ruggawork and your ass!
wrote:16:35 Kilmarnock Maybe Iktor?
16:35 Kilmarnock Maybe Toben.
16:35 Kilmarnock hard to tell until they make out with me.
16:35 *** mib_6brm7d is now known as Irene
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wrote:11:55 Zarina turns out I work best with people when most of the people are dead
wrote:18:30 Slam Well we don't really do showers in the UK
wrote:05:57 *** Christian joined #sotf
05:58 shotgunkid oh crap
wrote:05:54 frogue i can be a time consuming process!
wrote:16:47 Irene "let it sit for half an hour, it's better when it's not so cold" he said.
16:47 Irene well...
16:48 Irene it exploaded.
16:48 Irene all over my hands.
Gianni no wrote:15:54 Aloha Leg cramps happened suddenly and i can't move X_X
15:55 Gianni wb :3
wrote:21:20 *** Persy joined #sotf
21:21 Gianni Hey Persy!
21:21 Namira my mutant alchemist
wrote:21:31 Pancapples [The weather] Was beautiful today.
21:33 Solitair oh no
wrote:18:48 Ruggawork Who doesn't want to rape Bro
wrote:17:30 Ohm Sweet, I'm using then
wrote:14:18 Wes 'm so hungry ;c
14:18 Wes :c8
14:18 Wes...
14:18 Wes fuck it
14:18 mib_7zyd33 That's not what you're supposed to do to food.
14:19 Imehal Nah, that's kinda par for the course around here.
14:19--- Ohm is away (Ew)
wrote:14:50Pancapples I kinda miss the Crusades now.
Bad Ohm! wrote:18:51*** RC quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
18:51 Ohmfg Yay!
Laur doesn't like people being in chat wrote:18:33 Laurels Agh, people are here
18:33*** Laurels quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Germany vs. Germany! wrote:18:47 RC I should send my list of ideas to SOTF_Help once I get rid of the dumb ones on the list
18:48 Bikriki so you want to send them an empty list?
wrote:19:40 uyugin taking bets on who will be the big douche in v6
19:40 Kilmarnock Actually I'm going with Laur.
wrote:14:01 Kilmarnock Girl!Slam was cute I guess.
wrote:11:29 Naft Dude uncool
11:29 Naft I was talking about conceptual penises and you made the penises real
wrote:13:59 Solitair I love seeing people get mentally broken
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Leaf
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Joined: March 8th, 2015, 2:08 am

April 10th, 2016, 7:02 pm #13

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Does your character have hair longer than shoulder-length?
+1 point
Both parents?
Was it in a particularly traumatic way (sudden disease, freak accident)? Double the points
+ 40 points
Has your character ever had a particularly poor relationship with a member of their immediate family? (genuine,, lasting dislike, basically)?
Is it ongoing today?
+3 points

Do they have no social filter?
+3 points

Do you view your character's role in the story as, primarily, comic relief?
+10 points
Was your character routinely bullied at any point?
+2 points

69 points
I'm going to do the other nerds later.
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Born underneath a Canadian sky to parents who were quite possibly mounties, Lore roamed the wild unknowns of Quebec, becoming a kickass gamer girl and a sassy action lady. She has both fought a beaver to the death and won several arguments on instagram. Scientists have struggled for years to figure out which is sharper - her wit or Valyrian steel. She is most known outside of SOTF for her portrayal of Yuno Gasai in the anime series The Future Diaries, which she shot for 43 days on-location. She still has the pink hair dye.
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Zetsumodernista
Contender
Joined: June 15th, 2016, 7:57 pm

September 12th, 2016, 9:18 am #14

Necro'ing this because I just took the test and it felt like a waste to not post :3
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BMI under 12 percent +3
Blue streaks +1
Pale +1
Immigrant, first to US, then to Kingman +3
Is existentialism and co. weird? +2
Depression's not exaaaactly a social disorder, but whatev +5
Smart +2
She tries to catch herself, but she thinks she's smart +3
Perpetually calm, zero effort +3
Go far, but maybe not to finals +2
For a certain definition of idealized, and she's a SI +10

Total: 35
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6'1" +1
He's a Discordian +2
Has probably been in a fight +1
Has probably drunk a little +1
Light drug usage +1
Smart +2
Super-debater with a shot in nationals +5
Thinks he's smart +3
Random +3
Sure, he's an ideal +3

Total: 22
*shrugs*

Might as well do myself
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Slightly underweight +1
How does smile +2
I hide my emotions pretty well +2
posteverythingism +2
Fuck you, depression +5
ya see, the standardized tests say...+2
pretentious asshole thinks he's smart +3
Would be random if people weren't scary +3
My mood stays pretty much the same most of the time +4
Hardcore agnostic antitheist +2
CALM AS FUCKING HELL +1
I actually wish I could be a little less calm sometimes +2

Total: 29
Yay!
dear god dear god tinkle tinkle hoy

G056: Asuka Takahara: The one who can out-pretentious them all.
- Memories: 1
- Pregame: 1
- V6: 1-2
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Maraoone
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Joined: October 27th, 2012, 1:53 pm

September 12th, 2016, 10:14 am #15

My score right now's worse than my two v5 characters combined, so :c
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Is your character usually pale (if it's because they stay inside all the time, that totally counts)? +1 point
Does your character have hair longer than shoulder-length? +1 point
Was your character routinely bullied at any point? +2 points
Did it cause them serious harm (physical or mental/emotional)? +2 additional points
Do they still carry the scars today? +2 additional points
Has your character ever had a particularly poor relationship with a member of their immediate family? (genuine,, lasting dislike, basically)? +1 point
Is it ongoing today? +2 additional points
Have the other members of the family made no effort to make things better? +3 additional points
Is your character inspired by a character from another RP you were in? +2 points

16 points.
V6 Characters:
G062 - Olivia Fischer prayed a thousand prayers in Ye Not [37/107]
Previous Threads: S?gl?pur - Until all our yesterdays are lighted fools... - the way to dusty death - a concrete cave - I'd Say That I've Had Worse Days, but Then I'd Be Lying - Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying - Until Then, You Are Free - Cast in the Name of God
Memories: Sometimes when we reach for the stars...
Weapon: Lobotomy pick.
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V5 Characters:
Dead:
B045 - Juhan Levandi - An Estonian wanna-be journalist with a fear of the dark who wanted to bring them all down in Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien [18/152]
Weapon: Party Bag (contains a noisemaker, party hat, two single-serving bags of candy, and a Hotwheels car)
Pre-Game Threads: Wiping All Out - Quixotic
Previous V5 Threads: Despair - The Real Folk Blues - The two people in the distance were Paulo and Becca - Mischief Managed - Sleeper Cell - Tell No Tales - So, How Was Your Day? - And I'm Not Sleeping Now - Intermission - Glass - A Manic Depressive Named Laughing Boy
G067 - Carmina Maliksi - A Filipina car junkie with a /slight/ obsession with Korea and Japan who has finished things up (somewhat) in Red as Blood [139/152]
Weapon: Non-Functional Flamethrower (left in the Clubhouse)
Previous V5 Threads: Finding Center - Wish I Could Breathe - The Visionary
Memories: Offended?
B054 - Oscar Trig (adopted from Greg the Anti-Viking) - An artist who desperately needs a pencil, paper and a cigar and thought with his heart in Fumble [76/152]
Weapon: Binoculars
Pregame Threads: Taking it to the Streets
Previous V5 Threads: Waking Up at the Beginning of Time - Steadier Footing - Handoff
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Ruggahissy Me: *on my hands and knees picking up beads* Conner: I'M A BACK PACK *LATCHES ONTO MY BACK*

*** Gianni joined #sotf
22:27Muu GIANNNNNNNNIIIII
22:28Maraoone hai gianni
22:28Gianni MIIIIIMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
22:28Gianni Hey Mara!
22:28Gianni Sup guys?
22:28Maraoone Not much. About to get off soon
22:29RuffDesperado gross
22:29RuffDesperado tmi
22:29Maraoone ?
22:29Gianni LOL
22:29Muu LOL AW
22:29Maraoone NOT LIKE THAT

12:18DuckyBWe're like Urban Dictionary, except we only turn incredibly classy things into deeply disturbed sexual deviancy.

10:09Dom"excuse me I would like to order a giant dildo to beat someone around the head with"

11:46NaftBacon, pick up your breasts. They keep hitting the floor.
11:46NaftJeez.

07:52MoonlightDriveat least
07:52MoonlightDriveyou didn't get RIC FLAIR'S TURGID OLD-MAN COCK
07:52MoonlightDrivefor your forfeit name

09:31Gianniwell, the Mississippi is the Democratic Republic of the Congo to Alabama's Republic of the Congo

09:40ShangelaDemonic slumber parties always have cute plastic slides.

12:38ChainmailleAddictI am so square that I have 89 degree angles.

19:14DeamonThis is way more semen talk than I expected at 11:15am
19:14Mumuit's 6am here
19:14Mumusemen for breakfast yall

20:47KalopsiaBioshock Infinite can jam a fork in its metaphorical urethra

11:37WesIn some ways, the sex undies were part of all of us, all along.

11:08Naft"The carbon-coated steel flayed a little due to the erosion from the lubricant, but Gavin paid it no heed."

21:43*** Medic joined #sotf
21:43MedicYarrrrh.
21:44Maraooneugghhrhghrsrh
21:44MedicYes

18:23MaraooneDeath by dildo. That would be fun to put on the wiki.
18:23OhmWhich I don't regret giving to Vahka
18:24MedicI mean didn't someone trip on a vibrator and drown in v4?
18:24--- Namira is back
18:24Namirayaaaaaaaay
18:24Namira...
18:24Namiradat context
18:24NamiraI MEAN
18:24NamiraYAY
18:24NamiraI FINISHED MY FIRST EXAM
18:24MedicYaaaaaay
18:24NamiraNOT YAY FOR DILDO MURDER
18:24Ohm
18:24MedicnO IT'S THE LACK OF DILDO MURDER THAT SADDENS ME

Loretta - Today at 8:21 AM
i wa nt to eat necroplush dick now

Zee - Today at 5:00 AM
roasts Aloha
Aloha - Today at 5:00 AM
winces at heat
Kyoko Sakura-chan - Today at 5:01 AM
Wait, that's not how you roast Aloha
Here's how:
Espi - Today at 5:01 AM
saves Aloha with a bucket of cold water
Kyoko Sakura-chan - Today at 5:01 AM
In Hawaiian, Aloha means "Hello" and "Goodbye," the latter of which is appropriate considering how fast his V6 cast died

Pancapples - Yesterday at 12:38 PM
What is the record for shortest time spent between orgasm and death?
Ekanselttar - Yesterday at 12:41 PM
:thinking:
&#128375;man's control - Yesterday at 12:41 PM
I dunno but there was this guy who masturbated 42 times in a row before he died of dehydration
Pancapples - Yesterday at 12:41 PM
In-game, I mean.
&#128375;man's control - Yesterday at 12:41 PM
oh

jimmydalad - Today at 1:42 AM
Also, how much protein and stuff is in human meat?

Professor Fether - Today at 12:46 PM
Also now you've gotta do me.
Zee - Today at 12:46 PM
oh bby
The Homeless Beard(e) - Today at 12:46 PM
I do you, you do me.
Tell me when you get here how serious we're being.
Cause I will go in.

Ruggahissy - Today at 1:30 PM
I dont know if v6 had an all beige girl or boy
Aura? - Today at 1:30 PM
The streak is broken?
Ekanselttar - Today at 1:31 PM
if you streaked would that count as all beige? :eyes:
Ruggahissy - Today at 1:31 PM
No

Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:24 AM
to be fair
rolle don top - Today at 10:24 AM
looks cross
Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:24 AM
i thought a fleshlight was like
rolle don top - Today at 10:24 AM
I'm innocent
not pure
Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:24 AM
a sexy flashlight up until now
Lolo - Today at 10:24 AM
SFH?SDIHTGEWSAIPTHEWAIUT
rolle don top - Today at 10:24 AM
ok Yugi is more pure than me
I at least knew it was a sex toy
Zee - Today at 10:24 AM
how would you make a flashlight sexy, I'm curious
Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:24 AM
well like
a flashlight you would use in sexual intercourse
like
Lolo - Today at 10:25 AM
WHAT
Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:25 AM
shine a light up the butthole I guess
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Character Pimping Pledge (stolen off Kami)

For v5v6, I have come to a decision. To help lessen character pimping, I have vowed not to talk about my characters, any characters closely related to mine, or any threads I've been involved in, in any of the following places:

- Chat
- General Discussion thread
- TV Tropes
- Random Thoughts
- Anything else I missed

I am not allowing myself to talk about anything relating to my characters or scenes I'm in unless they are brought up in conversation by another handler. I am not allowed to use my characters' names OOC or mention anything relating to that character until another handler mentions them. This is not currently in effect for pre-game; these self-imposed rules do not apply until v5v6 starts. However, they will be in effect the second v5v6 is announced. When one of my characters die, escape, or are otherwise removed from the game, these rules are lifted for that character, and I am free to talk about that character as much as I want. However, the others will have to wait until they too are out of the game.

Private Thread Pledge (Stolen from Toben)
Let's show that private threads aren't necessary! I pledge not to start any private threads (EDIT: EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE THREAD IM SORRY) on island in V5v6. If I started a thread, you are welcome to join it.
"Mara was a mistake." - Cicada, 2017
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