MK's kids need friends/enemies

MK Kilmarnock
Mr. Danya
Joined: April 14th, 2009, 10:12 pm

June 29th, 2017, 11:18 pm #1

Wyatt Carter is a big boy. A really big boy. We're talking 6'6", 260 pounds big boy. He enjoys long walks on the beach, lifting absurdly heavy weights in the gym or at home, talking about about kids to his brother Bret and busting some helmets on the gridiron. Wyatt isn't exactly a nice kid but he fancies himself a popular one, in the sense of 'popular' meaning on the highest rung of the social ladder in high school. Sports types and general cool kids, don't be alarmed, Wyatt will probably leave you alone.

But if you read manga or comics, watch anime or cartoons, run down the hallways with your hands behind you while wearing a fucking Naruto headband or spout Nietzsche while pushing up your glasses by the bridge, Wyatt doesn't like you. In fact he probably hates you, and will probably dunk you upside down in a trash can full of discarded meatloaf from the cafeteria, you fucking nerd.

If Wyatt sounds like he's your best bud (you fool) or somebody who would probably make your life a living hell (YOU FOOL), feel free to post and get this loving relationship started.

Justin Greene is a slightly chubby and jovial guy who suffers from severe dyslexia, pushing him to special education reading classes. Musically, however, he's literate and also quite talented, being trained in the piano from a very young age. He picked up acoustic guitar as a second instrument out of a professed love for country music. He wishes to make it big in Nashville, but has electrical engineering has a fallback and works with his dad, an electrician, in the summer. He could sing you a love song, or he could fix your wiring. Ladies, take note: Justin makes a pretty damn good sandwich and would love to feed you.

Cheridene Williams is a little conflicted. She's naturally athletic but has no interest in pursuing a living in the world of sports, though she loves to watch basketball, football, soccer and volleyball, and hopes that the varsity basketball team makes championships this year. She's bookish and gifted in the sciences; her ideal career is to become a geologist. The only problem is that Cheridene much prefers to be indoors. If soccer was played in an indoor stadium, that would just be perfect, because Tennessee's humidity and all the black flies are just the pits, and having to suffer both while taking clay samples on a riverbank sounds like hell. Social but non-confrontational, Cheridene prefers to enjoy the edges of high school life and let it pass her by so she can get it all over with. 'Best years of your life' her ass!
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Jerry Fury - The man, the myth, the legend
Coleen Reagan - The girl who half-loved the world
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V5 Roster:
Cody Patton : That bitch.
Sean Mulcahy : The world was kind to reprieve him of his fear...
Jessica Sanders: She hoped it would be quick...
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20:17Sideliner:Toben and Ricky are like a sibling version of the Joker and Batman, only Batman is just as much of a mass murderer. He just hides it better.
19:58LaurelsHow does your dick smell like Fritos?
14:36 MimiI THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS > 14:36MimiI THOUGHT YOU REALLY LICKED HER
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CrossbowPig
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Joined: June 28th, 2016, 7:37 pm

June 30th, 2017, 12:33 am #2

Hey my kid Max is into debate and philosophy but he's also an athlete of decent repute on the baseball team so I have no idea where he'd fall in Wyatt's respect categories. As far as Max's side of things go, he probably has some decently internal philosophical reason for holding him at arms length mentally for being a proponent of the culture that he finds himself somewhat disgusted with on a base reaction level, but generally Max keeps those feelings tucked deep inside so those wouldn't be likely to show.

I don't think they'd be best buds or that Max's life would be quite a living hell, so I dunno what degree of fool I am.
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- Violet Schmidt: "Well, sure, I guess I can try and help with that. Ever read Corpus Hermetica? It'll make understanding this easier." Memory-1, Facebook, Pregame-1, Pregame-2, Pregame-3

- Lucas Diaz: "I'd apologize, but I don't want to dig things up all over again, y'know?" Memory-1, Facebook, Pregame-1, Pregame-2

- Max Rudolph: "What the people need is a common banner under which to unite. It might not be what you want, but the fact of the matter is..." Facebook, Pregame-1, Pregame-2

- Liberty "Bert" Wren: "At eight? Let me see if that fits into my schedule. Been real busy lately." Facebook, Pregame-1
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/ - G051: Lili Williams: "Stop..." Memory-1, Pregame-1, Island-1, Island-2, Island-3, Island-4, Island-5, Island-6, Island-7, Island-8, Island-9, Island-10, Island-11, Island-12, Island-13, Island-14, Island-15, Island-16, Island-17, Island-18, Island-19.

/ - B043: Arthur Bernstein: "I...I'll...I'll..." Memory-1, Meanwhile-2, Island-1, Island-2, Island-3, Island-4, Island-5, Island-6, Island-7, Meanwhile-1
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- insert of lucky br8k!!!!!!!!
- insert of O.B. - white kid who is involved in politics and has divorced rich parents and issues with feeling emotions
- self-styled detective
- normie
- lou reed doing a gay voice
- insert of F.G.D. - black kid who wears a pizza hat and plays trumpet
- cute thing
- Darl from As I Lay Dying
- insert of A.B. my dorkass little brother who fancies himself a linguist and gets on my nerves
- good lives make bad stories
- insert of N.T. another floutist because I havent done one of those already
- hillbilly
- someone who doesnt "have a good time making allies" as an advantage
- pine barrens monster from the family that has a ghost butler
- David Foster Wallace
- furry
- myself again
- insert of K.D. a pianist and if you thought bert was smol, hohohohoho
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MK Kilmarnock
Mr. Danya
Joined: April 14th, 2009, 10:12 pm

June 30th, 2017, 1:01 am #3

Debate and philosophy are too nerdy. Wyatt isn't going to like him very much, but Max's decent reputation on the baseball team means Wyatt can't really push him around or risk getting the whole team on his ass, so he'll probably leave him alone unless he gets all noble or some shit.
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Jerry Fury - The man, the myth, the legend
Coleen Reagan - The girl who half-loved the world
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V5 Roster:
Cody Patton : That bitch.
Sean Mulcahy : The world was kind to reprieve him of his fear...
Jessica Sanders: She hoped it would be quick...
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20:17Sideliner:Toben and Ricky are like a sibling version of the Joker and Batman, only Batman is just as much of a mass murderer. He just hides it better.
19:58LaurelsHow does your dick smell like Fritos?
14:36 MimiI THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS > 14:36MimiI THOUGHT YOU REALLY LICKED HER
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Ryuki
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Ryuki
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Joined: June 9th, 2017, 1:56 pm

June 30th, 2017, 3:29 am #4

My character Ned is really into cartoons and anime, so Wyatt probably won't like him. The fact that Ned does silly voices will most likely not help.
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Ned Jackson Sprite (from Yugikun)
Yuki Hayashibara Sprite (from Yugikun)
Zachary Beck Sprite (from Yugikun)

Ned Jackson (by Mimi)

Yuki Hayashibara (by Mimi)
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Mains
Ned Jackson- Voice actor extraordinaire
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M1-P1-P2-P3-P4-P5
Yuki Hayashibara- The smart triplet
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P1-P2-P3
Zachary Beck- Short, foul-mouthed prankster
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P1-P2
Others
Yuko Hayashibara- The tough triplet (to Yugikun)
Yuka Hayashibara- The pretty triplet (to Maraoone)
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Aura
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Aura
Winner
Joined: December 9th, 2011, 6:39 pm

June 30th, 2017, 3:41 am #5

No idea how Wyatt would react to Alexsandra. She's an athlete on one of the school's more well-renowned teams, but she's also extremely shy and a borderline non-presence on the social ladder due to her discomfort regarding social situations.

He would definitely hate Kyle, though. Mostly for being a skinny geek who studies medicine obsessively and goes around being all smiley with people all the time.

Tony... hoo boy. I have a very strong feeling that he and Wyatt would not like each other. Not one bit. Wyatt picks on people, and Tony loudly and openly hates bullies. Can you feel the sparks flying?

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v5 Characters:

B029- Matt Masters- DECEASED (114/152)

B043- Adonis Alba- DECEASED (124/152)

G051- Stacey Mordetsky- DECEASED (136/152)
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MK Kilmarnock
Mr. Danya
Joined: April 14th, 2009, 10:12 pm

June 30th, 2017, 6:20 am #6

Ned might be eating a locker. As far as Wyatt's concerned he needs to grow the fuck up and try to get outside once in a while. And cut it with the annoying voice, it makes him sound like his balls haven't dropped. If he wants to be nutless, Wyatt can certainly arrange that.

Alexsandra will likely be left alone. She's athletic and quiet, not making an ass of herself. He likely will not associate with her whatsoever and if forced to, say... in a classroom environment, he'd co-exist (if letting her do all the work and coasting along).

Kyle could be the target of a rude dismissal. Not liked, but not the kinda kid Wyatt picks on every day unless Kyle keeps hanging around.

Death to Tony.
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Jerry Fury - The man, the myth, the legend
Coleen Reagan - The girl who half-loved the world
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V5 Roster:
Cody Patton : That bitch.
Sean Mulcahy : The world was kind to reprieve him of his fear...
Jessica Sanders: She hoped it would be quick...
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20:17Sideliner:Toben and Ricky are like a sibling version of the Joker and Batman, only Batman is just as much of a mass murderer. He just hides it better.
19:58LaurelsHow does your dick smell like Fritos?
14:36 MimiI THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS > 14:36MimiI THOUGHT YOU REALLY LICKED HER
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Mr. Danya
Joined: February 22nd, 2013, 1:59 am

June 30th, 2017, 3:21 pm #7

Andy and Justin could know each other as fellow musicians though I think they probably differ in terms of the genre they typically stick to.
"Art enriches the community, Steve, no less than a pulsing fire hose, or a fireman beating down a blazing door. So what if we're drawing a nude man? So what if all we ever draw is a nude man, or the same nude man over and over in all sorts of provocative positions? Context, not content! Process, not subject! Don't be so gauche, Steve, it's beneath you."
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V5:
G063 Natali Greer was just unlucky.
B047 Marcus Leung lost his way. (Adopted from Solomir.)

V6:
B001 Min-jae Parker is locked away.
B021 Crist?bal Morales let his guard down.
G017 Raina Rose got washed away.
G003 Bridgette Sommerfeld got a shock. (Adopted from Aloha.)
G029 Georgia Lee Day went home. (Adopted from frogue.)
Nathan Lovegrove was left behind.

V7 Pregame:
Myles Roux is considering his options.
Dolores Upton is exploring the past.
Andy Silverman is balling out.
Siyanda Nagi is on the run.
Mercy Ames is passing judgment.
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Brackie
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Joined: October 19th, 2009, 6:02 am

July 1st, 2017, 2:29 am #8

so my guy Kayden Brockman also plays football (thinking he's a Fullback at this point?) but he's one of the least heterosexual people on the planet and doesn't tow the line with regards to what's considered acceptable heteronormative behaviour amongst male teens. He's a good fullback, doesn't complain one iota about the rough and tumble of the sport, and good at adjusting to changes like injured players on the fly, but he's not One Of The Guys in any sense of the word - he's not going to try and come onto any of the team in the locker room, but if the environment starts getting disgustingly hetero, he's going to amp up the flamboyancy just to annoy them. Despite not being one of those fucking nerds always running around, what would Wyatt think of him?

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v4
Brendan Wallace is a coward.
Clio Gabriella wanted to go home.
Paige Strand needed to run.
Jacob Charles had to put back his pieces.
Aston Bennett was better than you.
Ma'afu Tuigamala made the ultimate mistake.
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v5
Janie Sinneave wanted to ride in the clouds.
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v6
Maxim Kehlenbrink did nothing wrong.
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Ezra Landau - "Pretty sure the point of life is to indulge and be pretty." - Philosophy
Hayden Lockwood - "Come to the march this Saturday and I'll show you a good time." - Pride
Allegra Varley - "Bet you I can jump from here to that boat." - Risk
Truann Coleman - "Please stop saying that." - Rage
Anya Van Doren - "Dunno why I did it. Dunno why it's your business." - Duplicity
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MK Kilmarnock
Mr. Danya
Joined: April 14th, 2009, 10:12 pm

July 1st, 2017, 7:28 am #9

Tense situation. Wyatt gets the whole 'team solidarity' thing and wants to respect Kayden as a teammate, but if he pulls a stunt like that JUST to annoy him... I mean, that's going to bug a lot of people, not just Wyatt, and he's gonna feel justified in telling him not-so-nicely to go tuck his nutsack waaaaaay up high in his own asshole.

Then accuse Kayden of probably enjoying that too much.
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Jerry Fury - The man, the myth, the legend
Coleen Reagan - The girl who half-loved the world
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V5 Roster:
Cody Patton : That bitch.
Sean Mulcahy : The world was kind to reprieve him of his fear...
Jessica Sanders: She hoped it would be quick...
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20:17Sideliner:Toben and Ricky are like a sibling version of the Joker and Batman, only Batman is just as much of a mass murderer. He just hides it better.
19:58LaurelsHow does your dick smell like Fritos?
14:36 MimiI THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS > 14:36MimiI THOUGHT YOU REALLY LICKED HER
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Maraoone
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Joined: October 27th, 2012, 1:53 pm

July 1st, 2017, 9:04 am #10

Soooo Lee is friends with Bret, Wyatt's twin, and he's also on the football team, so I think Wyatt and Lee would be cool with each other. Also, I don't think Lee would really care about how Wyatt bullies other people, so that won't be an issue with him.
V6 Characters:
G062 - Olivia Fischer prayed a thousand prayers in Ye Not [37/107]
Previous Threads: S?gl?pur - Until all our yesterdays are lighted fools... - the way to dusty death - a concrete cave - I'd Say That I've Had Worse Days, but Then I'd Be Lying - Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying - Until Then, You Are Free - Cast in the Name of God
Memories: Sometimes when we reach for the stars...
Weapon: Lobotomy pick.
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V5 Characters:
Dead:
B045 - Juhan Levandi - An Estonian wanna-be journalist with a fear of the dark who wanted to bring them all down in Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien [18/152]
Weapon: Party Bag (contains a noisemaker, party hat, two single-serving bags of candy, and a Hotwheels car)
Pre-Game Threads: Wiping All Out - Quixotic
Previous V5 Threads: Despair - The Real Folk Blues - The two people in the distance were Paulo and Becca - Mischief Managed - Sleeper Cell - Tell No Tales - So, How Was Your Day? - And I'm Not Sleeping Now - Intermission - Glass - A Manic Depressive Named Laughing Boy
G067 - Carmina Maliksi - A Filipina car junkie with a /slight/ obsession with Korea and Japan who has finished things up (somewhat) in Red as Blood [139/152]
Weapon: Non-Functional Flamethrower (left in the Clubhouse)
Previous V5 Threads: Finding Center - Wish I Could Breathe - The Visionary
Memories: Offended?
B054 - Oscar Trig (adopted from Greg the Anti-Viking) - An artist who desperately needs a pencil, paper and a cigar and thought with his heart in Fumble [76/152]
Weapon: Binoculars
Pregame Threads: Taking it to the Streets
Previous V5 Threads: Waking Up at the Beginning of Time - Steadier Footing - Handoff
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Ruggahissy Me: *on my hands and knees picking up beads* Conner: I'M A BACK PACK *LATCHES ONTO MY BACK*

*** Gianni joined #sotf
22:27Muu GIANNNNNNNNIIIII
22:28Maraoone hai gianni
22:28Gianni MIIIIIMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
22:28Gianni Hey Mara!
22:28Gianni Sup guys?
22:28Maraoone Not much. About to get off soon
22:29RuffDesperado gross
22:29RuffDesperado tmi
22:29Maraoone ?
22:29Gianni LOL
22:29Muu LOL AW
22:29Maraoone NOT LIKE THAT

12:18DuckyBWe're like Urban Dictionary, except we only turn incredibly classy things into deeply disturbed sexual deviancy.

10:09Dom"excuse me I would like to order a giant dildo to beat someone around the head with"

11:46NaftBacon, pick up your breasts. They keep hitting the floor.
11:46NaftJeez.

07:52MoonlightDriveat least
07:52MoonlightDriveyou didn't get RIC FLAIR'S TURGID OLD-MAN COCK
07:52MoonlightDrivefor your forfeit name

09:31Gianniwell, the Mississippi is the Democratic Republic of the Congo to Alabama's Republic of the Congo

09:40ShangelaDemonic slumber parties always have cute plastic slides.

12:38ChainmailleAddictI am so square that I have 89 degree angles.

19:14DeamonThis is way more semen talk than I expected at 11:15am
19:14Mumuit's 6am here
19:14Mumusemen for breakfast yall

20:47KalopsiaBioshock Infinite can jam a fork in its metaphorical urethra

11:37WesIn some ways, the sex undies were part of all of us, all along.

11:08Naft"The carbon-coated steel flayed a little due to the erosion from the lubricant, but Gavin paid it no heed."

21:43*** Medic joined #sotf
21:43MedicYarrrrh.
21:44Maraooneugghhrhghrsrh
21:44MedicYes

18:23MaraooneDeath by dildo. That would be fun to put on the wiki.
18:23OhmWhich I don't regret giving to Vahka
18:24MedicI mean didn't someone trip on a vibrator and drown in v4?
18:24--- Namira is back
18:24Namirayaaaaaaaay
18:24Namira...
18:24Namiradat context
18:24NamiraI MEAN
18:24NamiraYAY
18:24NamiraI FINISHED MY FIRST EXAM
18:24MedicYaaaaaay
18:24NamiraNOT YAY FOR DILDO MURDER
18:24Ohm
18:24MedicnO IT'S THE LACK OF DILDO MURDER THAT SADDENS ME

Loretta - Today at 8:21 AM
i wa nt to eat necroplush dick now

Zee - Today at 5:00 AM
roasts Aloha
Aloha - Today at 5:00 AM
winces at heat
Kyoko Sakura-chan - Today at 5:01 AM
Wait, that's not how you roast Aloha
Here's how:
Espi - Today at 5:01 AM
saves Aloha with a bucket of cold water
Kyoko Sakura-chan - Today at 5:01 AM
In Hawaiian, Aloha means "Hello" and "Goodbye," the latter of which is appropriate considering how fast his V6 cast died

Pancapples - Yesterday at 12:38 PM
What is the record for shortest time spent between orgasm and death?
Ekanselttar - Yesterday at 12:41 PM
:thinking:
🕷man's control - Yesterday at 12:41 PM
I dunno but there was this guy who masturbated 42 times in a row before he died of dehydration
Pancapples - Yesterday at 12:41 PM
In-game, I mean.
🕷man's control - Yesterday at 12:41 PM
oh

jimmydalad - Today at 1:42 AM
Also, how much protein and stuff is in human meat?

Professor Fether - Today at 12:46 PM
Also now you've gotta do me.
Zee - Today at 12:46 PM
oh bby
The Homeless Beard(e) - Today at 12:46 PM
I do you, you do me.
Tell me when you get here how serious we're being.
Cause I will go in.

Ruggahissy - Today at 1:30 PM
I dont know if v6 had an all beige girl or boy
Aura? - Today at 1:30 PM
The streak is broken?
Ekanselttar - Today at 1:31 PM
if you streaked would that count as all beige? :eyes:
Ruggahissy - Today at 1:31 PM
No

Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:24 AM
to be fair
rolle don top - Today at 10:24 AM
looks cross
Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:24 AM
i thought a fleshlight was like
rolle don top - Today at 10:24 AM
I'm innocent
not pure
Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:24 AM
a sexy flashlight up until now
Lolo - Today at 10:24 AM
SFH?SDIHTGEWSAIPTHEWAIUT
rolle don top - Today at 10:24 AM
ok Yugi is more pure than me
I at least knew it was a sex toy
Zee - Today at 10:24 AM
how would you make a flashlight sexy, I'm curious
Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:24 AM
well like
a flashlight you would use in sexual intercourse
like
Lolo - Today at 10:25 AM
WHAT
Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:25 AM
shine a light up the butthole I guess
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Character Pimping Pledge (stolen off Kami)

For v5v6, I have come to a decision. To help lessen character pimping, I have vowed not to talk about my characters, any characters closely related to mine, or any threads I've been involved in, in any of the following places:

- Chat
- General Discussion thread
- TV Tropes
- Random Thoughts
- Anything else I missed

I am not allowing myself to talk about anything relating to my characters or scenes I'm in unless they are brought up in conversation by another handler. I am not allowed to use my characters' names OOC or mention anything relating to that character until another handler mentions them. This is not currently in effect for pre-game; these self-imposed rules do not apply until v5v6 starts. However, they will be in effect the second v5v6 is announced. When one of my characters die, escape, or are otherwise removed from the game, these rules are lifted for that character, and I am free to talk about that character as much as I want. However, the others will have to wait until they too are out of the game.

Private Thread Pledge (Stolen from Toben)
Let's show that private threads aren't necessary! I pledge not to start any private threads (EDIT: EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE THREAD IM SORRY) on island in V5v6. If I started a thread, you are welcome to join it.
"Mara was a mistake." - Cicada, 2017
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