General Goose's Evil Writing Lair (Now with Requests!)

General Goose
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Joined: June 23rd, 2010, 1:18 am

October 28th, 2013, 8:48 pm #1

I'll use this at some point. I promise. ((Currently writing a series of short story prequels for my novel, so watch this space.))

Sober requests (there is no benefit to picking this option, just remember my poor liver):

Drunk requests:
Persy's sober GG story

Either/both/not stated:
Dom's Christmas temp job
Laurels's five characters on a journey
Boogie's innkeeper
Ciel's avatars (Ron Swanson, Dog Moon, Buzz Lightyear, happy fisherman-dude, Alyssa Edwards, Marina from Marina and the Diamonds, an Espurr, weird-boogie-avatar thing)
Kami's thing which should be a short story, damn you
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Limisios
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Joined: July 16th, 2010, 7:37 pm

November 2nd, 2013, 11:13 pm #2

General Goose wrote:I'll use this at some point. I promise. ((Currently writing a series of short story prequels for my novel, so watch this space.))
Aww, when I saw the title of this post I thought "Awesome, I'm finally going to see what Gianni's been writing lately," but then...
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V5 Student Roster
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B024 - Alan Rickhall
Current Status - DECEASED


G124 - Janet Victoriee-Ser
Current Status - DECEASED


G075 - Jos?e Trembley (Adopted from user SRJJJB)
Current Status - DECEASED


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NotAFlyingToy
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Joined: April 9th, 2013, 1:26 pm

November 4th, 2013, 5:25 am #3

Yeah - way to get a brother's hopes up, pal!
A list of the dying, a list of the damned.
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We've yet to live and soon will fall.

B027: Oskar Pearce has his shields up -- Step back from it, Jane. (Adopted from SansaSaver!)
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We've fought and fought and lost it all.

G063: Natali Greer fell into sadness and couldn't get out -- Everything was going to be alright. (Adopted Posthumously from backslash!)
B067: Brandon Baxter died as he lived -- On his own terms.
B076: Hansel Williams wasn't wrong, in the end -- I wouldn't change anything. Not a goddamn thing.
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Here in the wings, we wait for the call.

Jaden Bertelli wants you to be better -- Work harder, no excuses.
Miley Sacramento isn't looking for the long-term -- Like, why are the democrats an elephant, anyway?
Robert Munnings hates your favourite teacher -- We hurt ourselves so that others can't.
Kelsey Hamilton is going to be the best in the world -- Out of my way, dead man.
Asher Glas really admires the way you carry yourself -- Oh, hey - let me get that for you.
"Skinny" Trevor Sharpe would sell the shirt off of your back -- Pick your poison.
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Mr. Danya
Joined: February 16th, 2009, 8:51 pm

November 4th, 2013, 1:18 pm #4

V5:
B035 - [color=EF98AA]Ray Gilbert[/color] - DECEASED - Guy Fawkes Mask - Too Far Gone
G029 - Zoe Leverett - DECEASED - Machete - To Really Be Alone, To Pick At All the Bones
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wrote:[18:10] <Laurels> WWJD? Fuck corpses, apparently
wrote:[15:16] <Naft> My college once nearly burned down because someone tried to make a bong out of dollar bills and the fire alarm didn't work
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General Goose
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November 4th, 2013, 9:04 pm #5

That was my intention all along, muahahaha!

No I'll get something here by the end of the month. I just posted it now so there will be an imaginary form of social pressure on me telling me to post something or everyone will hate me more.
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Limisios
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November 4th, 2013, 10:25 pm #6

General Goose wrote:That was my intention all along, muahahaha!

No I'll get something here by the end of the month. I just posted it now so there will be an imaginary form of social pressure on me telling me to post something or everyone will hate me more.
Yeah... That pressure's not imaginary anymore.
V5 Pre-game Roster
V5 Student Roster
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B024 - Alan Rickhall
Current Status - DECEASED


G124 - Janet Victoriee-Ser
Current Status - DECEASED


G075 - Jos?e Trembley (Adopted from user SRJJJB)
Current Status - DECEASED


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General Goose
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November 25th, 2013, 3:50 pm #7

Pretend this thread was posted in December. Essay deadlines are stifling my writing groove, man.

Also going to post in the Crimmus Avatars thread so my procrastination isn't the first thing people see.
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General Goose
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December 24th, 2013, 12:30 am #8

Guys, none of my writing is currently in a postable state right now (too scattered/unfinished, and the bits that are in a presentable state are without context so you'll be like "why are these characters coming out from nowhere like they're already established"), so I'll try something new.

Post a brief prompt, and I'll try writing a short story on it. You may also request me to intoxicated for part of the writing process.
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Mr. Danya
Joined: February 28th, 2012, 2:09 am

December 24th, 2013, 12:33 am #9

Drunk GG writes about the daily life of sober GG.
V7 relationship thread! Say hi to my kids!
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21:33RattlesnakeIf you can't ninja roll the solution is to get naked until you can ninja roll

Justice for Natali - Today at 4:21 PM
Your adorable face will not save you from the long dick of the law

Gianni - Today at 8:05 PM
Sometimes the big tru tru different than the small tru tru
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Badb
Mr. Danya
Joined: February 16th, 2009, 8:51 pm

December 24th, 2013, 12:33 am #10

The most repugnant people you will ever meet working on a temp job sorting parcels for Christmas.
V5:
B035 - [color=EF98AA]Ray Gilbert[/color] - DECEASED - Guy Fawkes Mask - Too Far Gone
G029 - Zoe Leverett - DECEASED - Machete - To Really Be Alone, To Pick At All the Bones
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wrote:[18:10] <Laurels> WWJD? Fuck corpses, apparently
wrote:[15:16] <Naft> My college once nearly burned down because someone tried to make a bong out of dollar bills and the fire alarm didn't work
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Laurels
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Joined: October 4th, 2011, 4:36 pm

December 24th, 2013, 12:35 am #11

Write a story with five characters going on a journey. By the end of the journey, only one should be left for some reason. Then a twist happens.

In this story, you must incorporate one universal theme, use the color red as a symbol, and have class conflict arise somehow.
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Nadia Riva
"You don't think I'm pretty enough to be a model? And you're telling me while wearing that face?"


Noah Whitley
"You look like you could use a laugh, and I have just the joke for that."


Alba Reyes
"Woo hoo! Three holes in one! That's a new record!"
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Girl #007-Rachael Langdon
"I really am going to die, aren't I? Oh god, what am I going to do?"


Armed with a Solar Powered Scientific Calculator
Stabbed with a sword by Marcus Leung.
Girl #018-Claire Monaghan
"You know, I always thought I'd be seen by millions. Fuck Murphy's Law."


Armed with a Shotgun Flashlight (1 Bullet) and a bulletproof vest

Girl #035-Sophie McDowell
"People often find inspiration in the darkest times. I guess I can too."
Killed by a grenade thrown by Summer Simms

Armed with a lead pipe.
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19:10 Laurelena: When octopi eat hamsters, the resulting laughter is a mix of colorful idiocy and dainty ice skating

18:10 Mimi: "how many nipples does Miss Piggy REALLY have?"

16:57 Mimi play Fergaliscious
16:58 Mimi IF YOU EVER WANT FANS
16:58 Mimi YOU NEED FERALISCIOUS
16:58 Mimi FERGALISCIOUS
16:58 Mimi Omg
16:58 Mimi feral-liscious
16:58 Mimi that's
16:58 Mimi blowing my mind

16:57 KamiKaze Laurie, if you ever become a mod, let it be known that one day you will critique someone's profile who had a girl killing her family friend because he raped her, and the person will insult you by calling you a talking Oshawott doll.

21:42Acidic i AM ANAL WART MAN

00:19Delroy.... I HAVE AN IMAGE OF HANSEL FUCKING TRAVIS WITH A CHAINSAW STUCK IN MY HEAD. HOW IS THIS IN ANY WAY GOOD!?


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Rachael Langdon
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Rachael Langdon and Claire Monaghan
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Rachael Langdon


Claire Monaghan
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Claire Monaghan
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dmboogie
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Joined: December 9th, 2008, 10:33 pm

December 24th, 2013, 12:37 am #12

A story from the point of view of the owner of an inn that hosts every stereotypical RPG party ever.
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Asha Sur: GIRL 018, armed with a TASER. "Let's all embrace nihilism and be nice!"
Cass Prince: HUMAN 001, armed with a MOP. "It's all falling apart, isn't it? We're unravelling."
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V6
Harold Porter: BOY 034, armed with a COFFEE POT. "Hey - none of this... none of this is your fault, alright?" Messed up. Plain and simple.

V5
Daniel Whitten: BOY 074, armed with an INDIANA JONES REPLICA WHIP. "Oh, hey, sorry. Didn't think there was anyone else-" Died early.
Alice Gilman: GIRL 064, armed with a ROTATO. "Just... Just wanted you to drop the gun. Thought you were gonna shoot." Died stupidly.
Michael Mitchellson:BOY 019, armed with a FUCKING AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN. Died a failure.

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Daniel Whitten

By Violent-Medic

Michael Mitchellson

By Violent-Medic



By Mimi

Alice Gilman


By TurtleTyrant

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Ciel
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Joined: May 26th, 2007, 12:17 am

December 24th, 2013, 12:41 am #13

Write a story featuring all the avatars in this thread up til this point. Sans Santa hats
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KamiKaze
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Joined: July 27th, 2009, 7:44 pm

December 24th, 2013, 12:49 am #14

A story about a wombat who goes on an adventure. The bad guy must be an evil sorcerer who wishes to take over the world by turning all the world leaders into gold. The wombat must defeat him using a tuna casserole, it doesn't matter how. He has a love interest wombat who is able to grow wings on any surface. He also has a sidekick in a bilby who can jump superhuman (or superbilby) heights. Aside from the sorcerer, they come across a magic sentient bouncy ball, a fire-breathing poodle, a dragon who is scared of mice, and a wendingo who has a secret fondness for cupcakes. At the very end of the story, everyone except the casseroled sorcerer have a dance party.

Make it happen. : D
RICHARDS/BAINES OTP!

Coming to a V7 near you.
Bree Jones- "I'm not exaggerating when I say that my fish are smarter."
Roxanne "Roxie" Borowski- "Next video? Oh man, tons of ideas, dude. Lemme get the makeup for that."
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In Loving Memory Of Those Killed In The 2008 SOTF
Carol Burke- Female Student #015- A good friend.
Remy Kim- Male Student #080- Yet another victim of the system.
Aileen Borden- Female Student #022- It's going to be okay.

In Loving Memory Of Those Killed In The 2012 SOTF
Alexandria "Alex" Ripley- Female Student #002- Sometimes your life is meant to be a warning to others.
Lana Torres- Female Student #039- Technically, she died happy.
Miranda Millers- Female Student #019- Doomed by self-fulfilling prophecy.

In Loving Memory of Those Killed in the 2015 SOTF
Jennifer Wallace- Female Student #055- Good night, and good luck.
Junko Kurosawa- Female Student #041- Experienced a thrill to die for.
Emma Luz- Female Student #022- Sweet dreams.

....?
Anna Chase- Female Student #010- And then she lived happily ever after.
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For v6, I have come to a decision. To help lessen character pimping, I have vowed not to talk about my characters, any characters closely related to mine, or any threads I've been involved in, in any of the following places:

- Chat
- General Discussion thread
- TV Tropes
- Random Thoughts
-Skype
- Anything else I missed

I am not allowing myself to talk about anything relating to my characters or scenes I'm in unless they are brought up in conversation by another handler. I am not allowed to use my characters' names OOC or mention anything relating to that character until another handler mentions them. This is not currently in effect for pre-game; these self-imposed rules do not apply until v6 starts. However, they will be in effect the second v6 is announced. When one of my characters die, escape, or are otherwise removed from the game, these rules are lifted for that character, and I am free to talk about that character as much as I want. However, the others will have to wait until they too are out of the game.

This is a personal promise I'm keeping to myself for v6. If I break it, please feel free to bitch me out.

-KamiKaze

Addendum as of v6: I may ask for critiques while a character's arc is ongoing, as long as someone has offered to do so.
Let's show that private threads aren't necessary! I pledge not to start any private threads on island in V6. If I started a thread, you are welcome to join it.
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General Goose
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Joined: June 23rd, 2010, 1:18 am

December 24th, 2013, 1:16 am #15

Also saying now, you guys can request as many stories as you want, but I won't make any guarantees on length, quality, punctuality, and order.
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Bill Winlock
Camille Bellegarde

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