Ciara sat at the lunch bench fretting. She chewed her lip as Beatrice ate a sandwich and Amy read Seventeen.
"What the heck am I going to do, guys?"
Amy shrugged and flipped a page. "Move?"
Beatrice swallowed. "Buy a new one?"
Ciara buried her face in her hands. "No! Mrs. Umbra is totally going to kill me when she comes home and finds out I forgot to take care of her plants! This was supposed to be a test run to my folks that I could take care of a dog!"
"I think this just shows you probably shouldn't have one of those either," Amy said without looking up.
Ciara slapped the magazine out of her hand. "Not helping!"
"Maybe I can help you."
Ciara nearly jumped out of her skin when she heard the deep voice next to her. She turned and saw a young man, smiling quite peacefully.
"Are you Batman or something!? Don't do that! Wait, you said you can help?"
"I can fix your plant, but I only if you do me a favor," he said nodding.
"Pffttt. You a gardener?" Amy asked, arms crossed.
"No," he admitted. "But plants like music and I'm pretty good if I may say so. And I'll water it, something you may have forgotten."
Ciara blushed with embarrassment. "I've only got a few days. Whaddya want for a trade?"
"Write my book report for Mrs. Frank's English for next week," he said almost immediately without missing a beat.
Ciara thought a moment. She had nothing to lose, the thing was almost dead anyway. "'kay. Deal."
He grabbed her hand and shook it.
One day before Mrs. Umbra would be home. Amy, Ciara and Beatrice walked into the house she was sitting for and Ciara had her eyes squeezed shut when she went into the living room. What if it was still a wreck?
She opened her eyes and saw Paris sitting on a couch, stroking a leaf. "Ta dah."
"No f---ing way," murmured Amy.
Not only was it alive, it was thriving. Green, perky leaves and everything. Ciara stood there, open mouthed as the boy got up.
"I need the paper by the weekend," he said cheerfully, trailing his hand across her cheek as he walked by.
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imagine this happening in life
and you pissed off a cop and he made you live with some incontinent sodafreak
05:57 NotAFlyingToyYou would not kill a policeman
05:57 NotAFlyingToyYou would not steal his helmet
05:57 NotAFlyingToyYou would not defecate in his helmet and mail it to his grieving family.
05:57 NotAFlyingToyYou would not steal it again
17:06 Ruggawork An orison is a prayer
17:07 trash i don't know why i thought it was a bird
17:07 trash who looks at random ass words and thinks "huh what does that mean? whatever it's probably a bird"
14:11 Kalopsia I HEARD FURRIES AND I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD.
14:11 Imehal Lovely.
14:11 Imehal Read that again.
20:16Outfoxd I SAID I'M TAKIN IT BACK FROM THE SALTINE ESTABLISHMENT
20:16Meeemz Half the drag queens on Drag Race would beg to differ.
20:16Outfoxd EVERYONE KNOWS ALL DANCE CAME FROM AFRICA
20:17Outfoxd YOU CRACKAS NEED TO PUT SOME CHEESE ON YOSELF AND GO SIT ON A SNACK TRAY SOMEWHERE
21:07craft am a fan of blowjbs.
21:07craft nods sagely
21:07Rugga Does that mean you get a lot of them or give a lot?
22:31Mimi THATS WHAT I THPGUTH
22:31mudkip MIMI'S TURN
22:31Ruggahissy We got it
22:31Ruggahissy WE GOT IT
22:31Mimi we did good
22:32Mimi we're a good team
22:46 Meeemz I love dicks, though
22:46 Meeemz er
22:46 Rugga Sig quote
22:46 Meeemz dicky characters
22:46 Meeemz GOD NO
19:45 BikrikiI am pretty sure we can built a bridge to jerking off
00:11 Mimi DOESN'T FOAM BREAK EASILY
00:11 Ruggahissy Not if you wrap it in duct tape
00:11 MurderWeasel There's a fiberglass core.
00:12 MurderWeasel And the foam is some special sort you buy directly from another dimension using souls as currency or something.
14:42 Bikriki JA! Stick it in ze boot!
14:43 Rugga I LOVE THIS KID
14:43 Bikriki adds that to list of sexual euphemisms
14:43 Skyler_Phone You have a list?
14:43 Bikriki <.<
14:43 Bikriki >.>
14:43 Bikriki No...
Oh wait, I totally forgot to tell you last night because I was busy whoring
16:42 KamiKaze I've always wondered what using a fleshlight feels like.
16:42 KamiKaze Too bad I'm not special because God didn't give me a penis. ):
17:46 Dom LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART, NOT YOUR VAGOO
Ruggahissy this dress makes me feel like I should be having tea with the mad hatter. Not getting felt up by drunk Germans
Dom don't let them go down the rab-
Dom SO WORTH IT
09:51 Vicky We did a good job, didn't we, Meemz?
09:51 Mimi not really, no
03:19 GeneralGoose*BUT HE'S GONNA THINK IT'S A SPOON. OR MY PENIS. WHICH IT ISN'T*
23:15 Cluevara ICE CREAM MAKES YOU FAT YOU LARDY LARD BUTT.
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Lori Martin: You're so stuck up.
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Hazel Jung: Abandoned actress
Amaranta Montalvo: Pageant Winner
Michelle Wexler: Vegetarian sweetheart
Paris Ardennes : Scheming holy man
Ethan Kent : The smartest jerk
Sally Connelley: Dainty meanie
Nick LeMonde : Eternal optimist
Isabel Guerra: Sad little girl
Autumn O'Leary: Lonely redhead
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