Well, we have a regular quartet left standing here. Somehow I don't think they'll be singing 'Lida Rose' for us any time soon though.
Sure enough, as Jonathan watches in horror, the friendly computer teacher Jenny Calendar turns on Joyce, cutting her down via nefarious and unseen means. At least she gets an on-screen death in this dimension...
Barely has Joyce breathed her last than a voice shouts, "Oi!" Spike is aflame in the middle of the cavern, talisman clutched in his hand. But even as he burns, a white light engulfs the First in its Jenny guise. A shriek, a disintegration, and then there were two.
Jonathan backs up as Spike crosses towards him. "Are you going to drink my blood?" he asks warily.
Spike seems to consider the question carefully before reaching into his leather duster. "Nope, figured I'd go with something a bit more traditional, eh, mate?" And, pulling out a wicked-looking dagger, he plunges it into Jonathan's chest. "A real showstopper, that one is."
He leaves the dagger in its unfortunate victim and strolls around the room. "Well, I've had my fun here." He picks up the Roomba and tucks it under his arm, where it hums weakly. "I assume I'm free to go now?"
"Exit stage right then. You guys have been just swell...and only one can say this ended well."
decoy73, Joyce, Townie, was killed Night Eight!
DocBalance, The First, Villain Mafia God-Entity, was killed Night Eight!
General Goose, Jonathan, Townie, was endgamed Day Nine!
MK Kilmarnock, Spike, Vampire Mafia Traitor, has survived!
The Vampire Mafia has won the game!
For the full list of roles, links to Mafia, Lover, Mason, Dead QTs, and mod comments, see the fallout thread...coming soon!
Thanks to everyone for playing!