Unholy TV2 dating sim thread.

Joined: February 21st, 2014, 6:19 pm

February 7th, 2017, 12:30 pm #1

Disclaimer: This may or may not even be a thing.

So MW reminded me that this was a thing, and it was a thing I 100% intended to do at least a tiny bit with at least the joke path fully playable. It’s lying around somewhere on my now defunct computer, but it’s cool because I didn’t get past the coding and it was on Ren’py which uses python scripting anyway. I'm now switching to tyranobuilder because it’s largely drag and click for a simple VN game.


“Holy balls, are we actually getting this? because I’m 100% stoked.” you say?

Well, it depends on who signs up for the project. I’m willing to do one or two routes but I’m probably going to invest my effort in what I do pretty well, which is the art assets and UI. Ideally I’d like some writers to join the project because that way it’s less of a massive undertaking. Otherwise it will most likely include one singular chapter and one ending (which is joek ending).

Setting wise it’s either in the actual TV game setting, where you’ll presumably have to survive with your person of choice with some sort of handwave to allow you both to survive or something. Or it’s in a school setting, where the schools have been merged also murder is involved, maybe. Depends on what most people prefer really. It should go without mentioning that the romantic sections will stay pretty PG while we stay very faithful to the violent aspects of the game.

Tonally, it doesn’t have to be super accurate and possibly it reads like unrepentant fanwork or those really cheesy dating sims that you find on mobile - think of a VN that isn’t self aware enough to realise it’s cheesy as hell. There’s one joke ending that could maybe be completed in a few minutes, depending on how fast you read. Please don’t do the joke ending unless you want to die alone with the baconnaise jar..
So what is planned?
An ending with some of the winners/finalists, provided their handlers give the permission to use them for this goofy and sinful project. A few endings with characters who did not make endgame but would have been important in character (fan favourites more or less). Ideally there will be four female characters, and four male characters. We won't decide the cast of the main date-ables until people sign up characters for use, but I'll also try squishing in a fair amount of cameos or maybe even antagonists out of the ones not selected.

The gender/appearance of the player character is not ever described in the game at all so the audience can project whatever the hell they want.

General paths more or less
  • Several agonizing deaths for you [Bad End]
  • Several agonizing deaths for your love interests.
  • Did I mention death?
  • 4 Male love interests.
  • 4 Female love interests.
  • 1 Joke ending.
  • A small team of scenario writers, I'm hoping that people will be handling one to two characters at most. Just comment below.
  • Maybe one person to help with the Javascript if things get technical, but I don't think we'll need it.
  • Your express permission as a handler to let us make this awful terrible parody, and your blessings as we potentially butcher your character in more ways than one. Of course, the scripts would be run by the handler more or less.
Party Members (writing team)
  • MW
  • Elena
  • Ciel
  • Naft
  • Yugi

Announced Wifus and husbandos.
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Name: Corin Albanesi ( アルバネーゼ ◈ コリン)
Title: The lone rifleman
Quote: “Let’s promise not to part ways?”
Name: Gene Steward ( スチュワード◈ジーン )
Title: The golden pimp!
Quote: “You can be part of our golden team too!”
Character Portrait 3Quote
Character Portrait 1Quote
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Name: Jewel Evans ( エバンス ◈ ジューエル )
Title: Encroaching destruction
Quote: “I like you. You can live for now.”
Name: Bella Bianchi ( ビアンキ ◈ ベラー)
Title: The pure hearted heroine?
Quote: “I hope that you’re okay...”
Character Portrait 3Quote
Character Portrait 4Quote
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||SS5 - Corin Albanesi || TV2 - Silver Scorpions || Status: Recovery ||
Thread count: || 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5 || 6 || 7 || 8 || 9 || 10 || 11 ||12 || 13 || Finale: Coming soon ||
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Joined: June 19th, 2010, 7:58 pm

February 7th, 2017, 12:42 pm #2

This is me confirming that, should you decide to use any of them, all three of my TV kids (Sidney, Bella, and Nina) I'm cool with you using for this. : D

This is cool! I can't wait to see the final product.
Kami's Sidestories
Charlotte "Charlie" Pemberton- Female Student #??- "Um, hey... I know a lot about meat. How much do you want to cook yours?"

They will come back. They always do. We have a place for them.
Felicia LaChapelle (SC)- Female Student #022- Attempting first-aid to the soundtrack of an Eminem song.
Miranda Millers (SC)- Female Student #024- Pranking people not quite to death with a tire iron
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Holly Chapman (Evolution)- Subject C09- Died strong.
Kami Steele/"Beatrix Kiddo"/"Hit Girl" (Program)- Female Student #02- At least she tried.
Sidney Rice (TV)- Yellow Team 3- BANHAMMERED!
Simon Leroy (Virtua)- Male Student #20- Had it coming.
Sidney Rice (SC)- Female Student #03- PERMABANNED!
Carol Burke (SC)- Female Student #04- Oops.
Felicia LaChapelle (Program)- Female Student #03- NOPE.
Kaede "Katie" Tanaka (Virtua)- Female Student #4- Died like a true cowgirl.
Nina Riddhi (TV2)- Honey Badger #1- Time ran out.
Bella Bianchi (TV2)- Cobalt Jellyfish #1- Had her last performance.
wrote: Bake We'll just ask Elena to add a new area into the compound. "Siobhan's Cleavage" - The spaciously large cleavage of an overweight, promiscuous cheerleader who wants to go to Beauty School. THREADS ALLOWED: 8

12:40 Slamexo She [Sidney] sells trollin' and trollin' accessories

02:41 Medic Why does the world hate my racist jackass--wait that speaks for itself.
Click here for awesomeness. Your brain will be BLOWN. : D

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February 7th, 2017, 1:51 pm #3

Asa and Taylor are fair game for your use.

I can also do scenario writing for these two if needed.
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Brigid Paxton
Louisa Bloom

Rodney Vasicek
Ambrose Lexington

Pippa Andolini
Nastya Zharkova

Asa Rosen
Taylor DeVasher

Paige Strand
Amber Whimsy

Sophie McDowell
Brigid Paxton

Joined: September 8th, 2010, 1:13 am

February 7th, 2017, 5:01 pm #4

Ana doesn't mind being butchered.
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SOTF: The Program
M07 - Michael Maxwell | Location: The Officers' Quarters - Let's Make Life A Living Hell | Status: DECEASED | Died for nothing | History: 1, 2, 3, 4
F13 - Jennifer Steinman | Location The Watchtower - The Opening Faceoff | Status: DECEASED | Died to make up for past sins | History: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Program V2
M01- Kyle Williams | Location: ENDGAME The Town - Semper Fi | Status: DECEASED | Died for no reason | History: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11

W01 - Timothy Walker | Location: The Ski Resort - Siberian Breaks | Status: DECEASED | Died and lost, aces low | History: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

AE2: Anastasia Arcadia | Location:The Bull Craps Casino - Production Costs | Status: DECEASED? | Died, having pissed off a genuine god | History: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

F03 - Tania Chell | Location: The Ghost Town/The Streets - Anyone out there? | Status: DECEASED| Died lost in thought | History: 1, 2, 3, 4
F13 - Maria Hall| Location: The Mines - Exhausted | Status: DECEASED | Died void of all | History: 1, 2

Second Chances
G13 - Jennifer Steinman | Location: The Resort Hotel - One Bath, Two Bath, Red Bath, Bloodbath | Status: DECEASED | Died unrepentant | History: 1, 2, 3, 4, 3, 5, 6
B11 - Timothy Walker | Location: The Helipad - Thin Line Between Heaven and Here | Status: DECEASED | Died and took hope with him | History: 1, 2

Second Chances V2
B13 - Michael Maxwell | Location: The Lake - Two is Better Than One | Status: DECEASED | Died for a stupid mistake | History: 1, 2
G21 - Tania Chell | Location: The Cliffs - Instructions Unclear | Status: DECEASED | Died having accomplished nothing | History: 1, 2, 3, 4
There was once a dumb psuedo-news line here. Now there's this pretentious nonsense. YOU1 DID THIS, YOU1 KNOW WHO YOU1 ARE!

1. Yeah you, you nefarious ne'er-do-well you.

Mini Maestro
Mini Maestro
Joined: March 29th, 2010, 12:14 am

February 7th, 2017, 6:31 pm #5

I am so in!

Volunteering as for any writing needed. Also volunteering Jewel for this project!

You can also have Austin if you want him, though I'm not precisely sure why you would.
Current characters:

The Program: V3 Prologue:
Mina Mashall - Digital Voice Recorder - Making a good impression - "I didn't know you felt so strongly about me."
Erik Bell - Jericho .941 - Having lunch - "May I?"

Assorted flora and fauna

EW4: Jewel Evans - Chatterbox Communicator Headsets (0/5) - Online - ELIMINATED - "Scars are just reminders to be better next time."
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The Program V1:
M06: Karl Chalmers - American Flag - The Mess Hall - DECEASED
F09: Nichole "Nikki" Campbell - 6 Pack of Beer (0/6) - Open Ground - DECEASED

The Program V2:
M08: Alexander Bonham - Steel Folding Chair - The Pine Stands - DECEASED
F20: Robin Pounds - Stress Ball - Mountain Track - DECEASED

PRP3: Karen Ruiz - Glock 17 (0/17 +1 bullet), WASP Knife, Swordcane - Over and out - ELIMINATED - "I don't find pointless death funny."
W02: Renée Carlson - Straight Razor - The Resort Beach - DECEASED

SS4: Austin White - Gold Retractable Spyglass - The World Oyster - DECEASED

Second Chances V1:
G16: Nicole Husher (thanks to TBH!) - Colt Single Action Army - The Makeshift Hospital - DECEASED

Second Chances V2:
B12: Richard Ormsby - x4 Flashbang Grenades - The Ravine - DECEASED
B22: William Lohman - Winchester Model 1897 - The Ravine - DECEASED

B15: Shuya Nanahara - No Weapon - The School Building - DECEASED
B20: Kyoichi Motobuchi - Bulletproof Vest - Tourist Association - DECEASED
G01: Mizuho Inada - Grenades (0/2) - Clinic - DECEASED

SOTF Evolution:
Subject C01: Samantha Reynolds - Facial Morphing - The Cove - ELIMINATED

M11: Richard Ormsby - Cowbell - The Corssroads Bridge - GAME OVER
M22: William Lohman - Hockey Stick - The Corssroads Bridge - GAME OVER
If you want an honest assessment of your character's storyline, feel free to PM me and I'll whip one up as soon as I am able.

Thanks to Bear/Frogue/Kotorikun/Ryuki for the avatar art.

Joined: June 20th, 2012, 7:16 pm

February 7th, 2017, 6:59 pm #6

Anzu and Erik are both fair game, and I'm not sure if I can commit yet, but I'll tentatively express interest for writing some shit.
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Daniel Whitten: Your turn, kid.
Alice Gilman: You can't afford to care again.
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This is Not My Country, This is Not What I Believe - Program V2:
Ashley "Ash" Sydor: "...Bye, Dylan. I've got an idiot boyfriend to yell at." Girl Number 15 ! Get Equipped with A Snuggie ! Beaten and broken at the scorched ruins.

Video Killed All Its Stars - TV2
Erik Lowell:"Dear viewers, this is your humble reporter Erik Lowell signing off- signing off for the last time. Good night." RF4 - Gifted with a shotgun. Broadcasted for the last time from the orchard.
Anzu Sakamoto: "I. Didn't. Shoot." AE4 - Burdened with a useless piece of shit. In the casino, she died as she lived - spitefully.

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Ashley Sydor:

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Joined: September 12th, 2011, 9:12 pm

February 7th, 2017, 7:07 pm #7

Sarah is up for use (and so is Isaiah but let's be real)
Dakota Hightower - - The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

G04: Yasmin "Yaz" Carrol - - I'm Dracula Bitch - "I'll be back as quickly as possible. I promise."
G19: Kris - - - - - - - Myopia
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RBP3: Sarah Bourne - λ - λ - λ - λ - λ - λ - λ - λ - λ - Spiders in my Needle - "Yeah I won't be able to take it back."
SP2: Isaiah Hall - $ - Rosebud - Shot with an arrow.
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M12: Chris Brooks - Entrenching Tool - Dead - Getting blood on the floor in Two Foot Wide and Six Foot Deep - "Fuck You."
F14: Jasmine Stone - Army Action Figure - Dead - Getting her skull broken in Whatever Happened to The American Dream - "There's nothing aggressive about ignoring someone."
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F17: Martha Stock - Game Over - Shovel - "But hey it's not all bad, I mean look at this lovely weather."
Currently bleeding out in It's not like its for real or anything, right?

Joined: April 19th, 2010, 1:16 pm

February 7th, 2017, 10:15 pm #8




Edit: Now that that's out of the way, I'm totally available to be a scenario writer. I'm also currently learning Javascript so I can help with that if need be.
BB4 - Paisley Hopkins - 100% - Broom Pole - START END

Joined: July 21st, 2013, 12:40 am

February 7th, 2017, 10:36 pm #9

Cathryn and Damion are available for this thing too.
Second Chances 2 Characters:
B16: "Badass" Johnny Lancer (adopted from Yugi!) is the diplomat with scars inside and out. He got what he deserved in Though Far Away, We're Still the Same [8/65]
Pregame: Hold Your Horses Now (We Sleep Until the Sun Goes Down).
Memories: Through the Dreamers, We Hear the Hum. They Say "Come On, Come On, Let's Go."
Previous Threads: I'm Looking For a Place to Start, But Everything Feels So Different Now - waste of words - Now, Wait, Wait, Wait for Me, Please Hang Around. I'll See You When I Fall Asleep - Sinking Man - Little Talks - There and Back Again - Your Bones - some day we may come to peace with the world within ourselves

B33: Damion Castillo is the perfectionist with cracks in his facade. He ran out of time in At Every Occasion, I'll Be Ready For The Funeral [38/65]
Previous Threads: Second Impressions - I'd Rather Be At The Aquarium.
Memories: Take a Bite of My Heart Tonight
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CJ2 - Cathryn Bailey is the cynic who just wants respect. She lost control in Production Costs [4/72]
Previous Threads: A New Morning - Don't You? - The Jellies Experience - Makeup - Discordant - Stuck in the Middle with You - The Final Curtain - Grievances - Silver Lights - Going forward - Closing In
School: Whittree Secondary School
TB3 - Damion Castillo is the elitist who just wants to be good. He died a perfectly ordinary death in Lifdoff [65/72]
Previous Thread: Countdown
School: Davison Secondary School
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jimmydalad - Today at 1:42 AM
Also, how much protein and stuff is in human meat?

Professor Fether - Today at 12:46 PM
Also now you've gotta do me.
Zee - Today at 12:46 PM
oh bby
The Homeless Beard(e) - Today at 12:46 PM
I do you, you do me.
Tell me when you get here how serious we're being.
Cause I will go in.

Ruggahissy - Today at 1:30 PM
I dont know if v6 had an all beige girl or boy
Aura? - Today at 1:30 PM
The streak is broken?
Ekanselttar - Today at 1:31 PM
if you streaked would that count as all beige? :eyes:
Ruggahissy - Today at 1:31 PM

Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:24 AM
to be fair
rolle don top - Today at 10:24 AM
looks cross
Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:24 AM
i thought a fleshlight was like
rolle don top - Today at 10:24 AM
I'm innocent
not pure
Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:24 AM
a sexy flashlight up until now
Lolo - Today at 10:24 AM
rolle don top - Today at 10:24 AM
ok Yugi is more pure than me
I at least knew it was a sex toy
Zee - Today at 10:24 AM
how would you make a flashlight sexy, I'm curious
Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:24 AM
well like
a flashlight you would use in sexual intercourse
Lolo - Today at 10:25 AM
Vole dog yo bro - Today at 10:25 AM
shine a light up the butthole I guess

Somersault - Today at 7:25 PM
safe sex ppl
i may actually do that

higuyugi no naku koro ni - Today at 7:30 PM
...I just realized you have my fleshlight thing in your signature, mara
...my fleshlight chat log, not my actual fleshlight

A Werewolf Chewing Naft's Shoes - Today at 5:32 PM

bob avapeian - Today at 2:07 PM
i must hear the brown note, straight from kyle’s manly lips

THE NOTORIOUS Y.U.G - Today at 9:06 AM
@tha real sugar daddy can I get your nipple

Polybius - Today at 1:43 AM
I saw sheep and I came immediately

icecube - Today at 1:44 AM
poly say hello to my chat sig
Polybius - Today at 1:45 AM
Aura? - Today at 1:45 AM
Hello, Mara's chat sig.

Yugikun - Today at 8:58 AM
the real tearjerker is kermit's continued and frequent attempts to make everett relevant, even long after his death

Dr. Dreidel - Today at 2:44 PM
make me one with the machine of holiday greed

50 Shades of Gay - Today at 11:24 AM
there's probably an AU where you're a marine biologist and literally swimming in dick if that helps???

Noël Naft - Today at 11:49 PM
I was also referencing that I'm terminal in SC2
??Holiday Cactus ?? - Today at 11:49 PM
Way to go! That's a great feeling.

Petra Siu - Today at 11:46 AM
We are not horny baby birds!

After Riki - Today at 7:17 AM
ree-ing softly in the distance

your big wet baby boy - Today at 11:28 AM
i think of ethan’s bare ass every time i drive to work

Samoyed Pulling A Sleigh - Today at 12:46 AM
i've never even mentioned the word sex before

"His salty mess invaded her." - Today at 10:30 AM
i blow nothing tho :/

dmboogie - Today at 1:27 AM

I'm a Chartreuse Kermit! ? - Today at 2:18 PM
:hearts: :eggplant: :heart_eyes: I'd invade Damien's phallic peninsula any day :heart_eyes: :peach: :hearts:

THE VEGANZABUS - Today at 8:36 PM
@Laurels, if a hyena came through camp and ate our mush and after he ate it he turned around and licked his hind end - did he do it because that was the animal instinct, or to get the taste of mush out his mouth? What do you think?
Laurels - Today at 8:37 PM
I think you know more about licking your own asshole than I do, Yugi, so I don't think you'd need my opinion

Frozen Smoke - Today at 1:13 AM
Don’t forget the incest

KERMITRON 2000 - Today at 1:56 AM
Sex Buddha PWNED - Today at 1:56 AM

KERMITRON 2000 - Today at 2:18 AM
screaming orgasms are really good

Sex Buddah - Today at 12:24 PM
Blermit no
That’s Spanish for “Blermit no”

KERMITRON 2000 - Today at 10:45 PM
I have also never seen a cockroach wow!!!
in other words, please be true☆ - Today at 10:45 PM
just go look in the mirror
KERMITRON 2000 - Today at 10:45 PM
I will slice you into four pieces and scatter your remains
in other words, please be true☆ - Today at 10:47 PM
dont forget to burn them
KERMITRON 2000 - Today at 10:47 PM
Shit ur right
Otherwise they'll try and reform
in other words, please be true☆ - Today at 10:47 PM
you have to seal my true form in one innocent child too
so they can become the Hokage
KERMITRON 2000 - Today at 10:48 PM
Wow I love one piece
in other words, please be true☆ - Today at 10:48 PM
hey its not that
it's Sound! Euphonium
KERMITRON 2000 - Today at 10:48 PM
Isn't that the sequel to dragonball
KERMITRON 2000 - Today at 10:48 PM
Starring Joseph Joestar
in other words, please be true☆ - Today at 10:48 PM
no its the prequel duh
get your mirai nikki facts right before you speak
KERMITRON 2000 - Today at 10:49 PM
I'm sorry the last anny may I watched was king of the hill
in other words, please be true☆ - Today at 10:49 PM
well duh you would watch that, you obiously never watched Peppa Pig

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February 8th, 2017, 12:04 am #10

Anybody I write is available for anything.

I'd also love to be a scenario writer.
Brandon Baxter is holding it all together. -- Keep it secret, keep it safe.
Kasumi White is writing her story. -- She could do this.
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BB3: Matthew Weiss called a play and saw it fail. -- I'll explain the plan when we're all here.
CS3: Dougie Sharpe lost her and faded away. -- Okay.
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February 8th, 2017, 6:27 am #11

Michael is avaliable for use. I also display interest in being a scenario writer.
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B02: Maxwell Lombardi - “I'm going to make sure that everything you've done since the beginning of this game becomes pointless.” - 93%
Kills: 0 | Equipped with: SPAS-12 Shotgun, Trident, Colt .357 King Cobra, Meat Cleaver
PREGAME - Past: 1 | Present: 1 2 3
SCDos - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
THEME: Eminem - The Way I Am

PV3 Prologue:
M35: Buddy Underwood - “Well, uh, I'll take your word for it.” - ???%
Kills: 0 | Equipped with: Sledgehammer
BEFORE - Past: N/A | Present: N/A
PV3 Prologue - 1 2 3 4
THEME - ???

F01 - Michelle White - "Heya, Rue! Would you be willing to take some time so that we can talk about our school's renovations? It's for the S.E.T." - 0%
SANDBOX - Past: N/A | Present: 1
THEME: Kate Miller Heidke - O Vertigo!
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SP5: Michael Robinson (Adopted from Polybius!) - "Oh shit." - 77%
Kills: 0 | Equipped with: Large Fishing Net
TV2 - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

G25: Jasmine King - "I win." - 32%
Kills: 2 | Equipped with: Colt Single Action Army, Hunga Munga
PREGAME - Past: 1 2 | Present: 1
SCDos - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
THEME: QZ Productions - My Mistress' Will
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Verity Stewart - The Worst - "Uh, hey. Is it okay if I sit here?"
Aster Hawke - The Best - "Oh. Yeah. Go for it. Isn't really a lot else happening here."
Waldo Woodrow - The Best Friend - "Yo! Bro! Check out this shark I caught!"
Hi! I have a blog! Please check it out and follow and stuff!

Joined: April 15th, 2013, 10:21 am

February 8th, 2017, 10:16 am #12

Zoe's available.
SP4 Zoe Walker

James Mulzet

Kasumi White
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Jason Rosser
Derrick Thomson

Joined: July 26th, 2013, 9:20 am

February 12th, 2017, 2:02 pm #13

I'm also in! I recall this being a thing we talked about in like 2014. Man, perhaps the notes we had written down for the game are still available somewhere?

General Goose
Joined: July 10th, 2010, 3:01 am

February 13th, 2017, 8:34 am #14

I'm definitely up for letting Yagmur be in this! And can help with scenarios and stuff if you still need that.
GH4: Yagmur Tekindor

Alexander Adam Tartaglia

Alex Tartaglia V2

Joined: February 21st, 2014, 6:19 pm

February 13th, 2017, 8:01 pm #15

RCee wrote:I'm also in! I recall this being a thing we talked about in like 2014. Man, perhaps the notes we had written down for the game are still available somewhere?
Some of the notes are still available, RC. But most of them were deleted and wiped with the great death of my computer.

@Gianni, I'll see about bringing you into the project a little later we're running a discord.

We have half the roster chosen, we're just working out the rest. Announcement to be made when the character portraits are drawn up!
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||SS5 - Corin Albanesi || TV2 - Silver Scorpions || Status: Recovery ||
Thread count: || 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5 || 6 || 7 || 8 || 9 || 10 || 11 ||12 || 13 || Finale: Coming soon ||
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