Since this is some sort of a game, I put it in this category. If it's wrong... please be gentle >.>

This is gonna be a game called:

You know when you played Snowboard Kids too much when... game

Rules are simple. You just fill in the grid by finishing the sentence above with an answer.

The answer can relate to:

-Any SBK game
-Any character of an SBK game
-Any aspect of an SBK game

Here are some examples:

You know when you played SBK too much when...

You start snowboarding in your bikini

You think penguins can snowboard

You start to shoot your friends with a bow and arrow

Instead of "Press Start", your title screen says "Please shoot me!"

Users can post as many times as they want ofcourse. This is just for pure fun. Let your creative juices flow and COMMENCE!

You start the game, and the characters on the main screen scream and hide!

Characters blatantly refuse to do tricks off of impossible-to-do jumps.

You try and train your dog to sell snowboard gear, and outfit him in a shirt, pants, and apron.

When getting ready to go to school, you wonder where the B button is for a quick start. (SBK2!)

You attempt to buy stocks in Maltinie Company. and Couch Co.

You are annoyed when there are no stocks in either, or you try to sell non-existent stocks in either.

You design a castle to be used into a snowboarding course.

You bring a giant robot to a snowboard park.

You assume that all ninjas know how to snowboard, regardless of the climate they live in. You also tend to believe they make the best snowboarders.

(More later)

- Linda

You ask your hairdresser to cut your hair into a stylish bob cut and dye it pink.

When someone ticks you off, you want go to the nearest red shop and blast em' with a bomb!

You picture your classroom and classmates what they would look like in the SBK+ Opening Cutscene.

That's all I could come up with right now.

...when you think that doing a grab on a snowboard can deflect bullets.

...when you suspect every snowman you see to be a robot.

...when you think throwing a parachute at someone will make them fly in the air.

...when you try to diffuse a bomb thinking that the only thing it'll do if it goes off is send you in the air.

...when you think throwing an icicle at someone will make them freeze entirely.

...when you throw a ball at someone and you're confused when it doesn't follow them around.

...when you think attaching fans and rockets on your board is a good idea.

...when you throw a pot or pan directly above you and expect it to fall on everyone but you.

...when you actually believe you can find a millionaire heiress in a public school, nevermind two of them.

...when you press a button on a remote and expect to shrink.

...when you think ghosts, rats, and stuff that makes you invisible and untouchable come in blue present boxes.

...when you chase a helicopter, expecting to keep up with it.

...when you go to a hairstylist and ask them to give you Slash's haircut.

...when you think bumping into rabbits and penguins on a snowboard will harm you but not them.

...when your Town which is always full of snow is right next to a tropical rain forest.

TO BE CONTINUED! ... Later.

Hahaha, good ones! Good ones! *claps* Okay, here are some more from me:

When you think The Omen is about a little demon boy who wants to conquer a village

When you develope a heavy Jamaican accent and call everybody 'mon'.

When you think a certain alcoholic drink was named after Linda.

When you end all your sentences with Hee-Ho!

When you dive underwater and are surprised you cannot snowboard there

Until the next chapter! XD

Here are some more!

When hear about an upcoming film, and you are suprised Pamela is not starring in it.

When you think real snowboards are funnily shaped and designed.

You bring a "Dragon Board" for your science project.

You are suprised there are no snowboard parks that have grass, sand, water or dirt as terrain.

You decide to name all your tricks off of Snowboard Kids Tricks.

You get upset when you local snowboard shop doesn't have "All Around, Free Style, and Alpine" boards.

Whenever you fall down an impossible-to-live from fall, you are miraculously unharmed, and saved by someone in a hot air balloon with a crane attached. (Don't worry, even if we fall, Mr. Dog will save us!)

When you select a character, they tell you off and refuse to let you play them.

You expect to survive from a bomb blasted at you at ground zero.

You drop rocks all over a snowboard course and expect them to vanish when you come back up the slope. (SBK1!)

You begin looking in the phone book for the last names of the characters.

...and proceed to call said numbers and ask if they're related to said character. (Hello, is Slash available? You know, Slash from Snowboard Kids?)


- Linda

*Blinks* Okay, I seriously need to start playing SBK more competitively.

- Linda

Peachrocks @ Feb 21 2009, 10:51:09 PM wrote: Signs you don't play enough snowboard kids?

I just need to play it more with other people.

I am excellent as SBK1, and okay at SBK2.

- Linda

Man I haven't played SBK anything with others in a long time!

I guess I can try one more...

- You automatically assume that penguins can teach you how to snowboard.

You go to Canada asking directions to Snow Town