Straaaaaaaaaaaaaaangeness, The

Straaaaaaaaaaaaaaangeness, The

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    Mar 28, 2005#1

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    Name: The Straaaaaaaaaaaaaangeness...
    Author: Stereo
    Rating: G
    Genre: Humor
    Chapters: 1
    Words: 246
    Published: 8/12/02
    Updated: 8/12/02
    Complete: Yes

    Description: It was a dream I had once, starring Damien and Sinobin. R&R if it doesn't confuzzle you to death o_O

    Disclaimer (By Author):

    Story

    Chapter 1

    Stereo sat at the table of the now-closed library. Sitting in front of her was a stack of thick books, each
    one a different genre. The fox girl grabbed the top book and twirled it around in her paws.

    "'What to Expect in Raising Your Emu'...Hmmm, strange." She took a bite out of it, chewed, then spat it out
    with a disgusted face. "Bleh! It tastes like someone froze coffee beans, ground them up, and put them into
    this book!" She cast it aside and grabbed the next one.

    "Are you going to finish that?" Stereo caught a glimpse of the speaker's shoes. Her fox ears twitched as her
    eyes followed the shoes upward, past the legs and middle, to the hand who's finger pointed at the fallen book.

    "Sure, help yourself. I'm not crazy about it." Stereo shrugged and pulled out the chair next to her, motioning
    the stranger to sit down. As they did, a shaft of light revealed their face.

    "Sinobin! What are you doing here?"

    "Just gettin' something to eat." The ninja replied.

    But Stereo wasn't paying attention. She ran up to Damien and grabbed him by the horn. In slow motion, she ran
    out of the library, through the streets, and out into an open field, still dragging Damien behind her. Suddenly,
    a giant river stretched out in front of her. With a huge leap, she sprang into the air, through the sky, past
    the stars, and right over the moon, still holding onto Damien's horn.

    The End? o_O

      Mar 28, 2005#2

      :blink: What more can I say?