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Name: My Report On The Snowboard Kids' Lives
Author: angewomon2000
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Chapters: 2
Words: 1734
Published: 6/19/01
Updated: 7/3/01
Complete: No
Description: Me, Angewomon2000, goes to the house where the Snowboard Kids live when they are off from their snowboarding games and crazy things could happen! R/R!
Disclaimer (By Author): I don't own the Snowboard Kids. However, I do own the author, Angewomon2000, since she's me.
Story
Chapter 1: Slash Kamei
Day One: My Report Begins!
Well, this is Angewomon2000 reporting! Starting today for a whole
week, I'm staying at the Snowboard Kids' huge house to do on our
very beloved Snowboard Kids. This is my big chance to finally get
a great report for the viewers! Well, here goes-
BOOM!
What in the world was that?! Well, as I was saying, here goes nothing!
The camera follows behind me as I ring the doorbell. I hear a lot and
I mean, a LOT of arguing and clattering. I sweatdropped. The door
opens to reveal the 10 year old leader, Slash Kamei, singed in soot.
" What happened to you?" I asked him. " Linda blew up one of Wendy's
experiments. Who are you?" Slash said. " I'm Angewomon2000 and I'm
doing a report on the Snowboard Kids. You're Slash Kamei, right?"
I said. " You're looking at the greatest of the Snowboard Kids." he
said. " Can I come in?" I asked, not being used to the cold. " Sure,
come in, come in!" Slash said, letting me in. There, I saw the inside
of the house. It was huge. Really huge. " Hey, guys, we have a reporter
here, and she's ready to see the rest of you!" Slash screamed. In a
instant, the rest of the Snowboard Kids came running down. " Guys, this
is Angewomon2000 and she's doing a report on us. Introduce yourselves."
Slash explained. A blonde haired girl walked up. " Hi, my name is
Nancy Neil. I'm 10 years old." she said. A cute kind of boy came up.
" My name is Jam Kuehnemund. I'm also 10 years old." he said. A older
girl came up. " I'm Linda Maltinie. I'm 11 years old." A chubby boy
came up, eating a sandwich. " I'm Tommy Parsy. I'm 10 years old."
A girl wearing glasses came up. " My name is Wendy Lane. I'm 10 years
of age." " Nice to meet all of you. I'm doing a report on how you live,
and I'm staying for a week, so be on the lookout. Any questions?" I
explained. No one raised their hands. " Okay, we're set!" I said and
everyone took off to the places they needed to go to.
Day One, 3:00 PM: Slash's Room
I headed to Slash's room to do a interview with him. I knock on his
door. No response. I knock on the door again. Still no response. Then
I hear something and then suddenly, I heard gun shots. The camera
guy and I ducked. No way were we going to take a chance on getting
shot. Then the door opened to reveal Slash, he was okay. " Why are
you guys on the floor?" he asked. " We heard gun shots and I thought
you were a goner!" I yelped. " The gun shots was from a movie I was
watching. You can get up now." Slash laughed. I got up, blushing a
shade of red. I stepped into his room, only to trip on some of his
stuff. Again, I got up and blushed. I found a chair and sat down.
" Okay, let's get down to the interview. Where were you born?" I said,
looking at the questions that the viewers wanted to be answered.
" I was born at Snow Town Medical Hospital on May 4, 1989." Slash said.
" Okay, what is your favorite hobby besides snowboarding?" I asked.
" I like to watch movies and play video games. What else?" Slash
answered. " This is the last question. Do you have a crush on one of
the girls of the Snowboard Kids?" I asked. I looked at him and he was
blushing furiously. " Well, I do have a little crush on Nancy. She's
so nice." he said, really blushing. " Okay, I'll find my way out."
I said, smiling. Of course, I tripped on the stuff again and blushed.
I found my way out and closed the door. " One down, five to go." I
said. " I do the rest of the interviews on each day, so it would go
a lot faster." I said.
Day One, 6:30 PM: Dinner Time!
I walked to the calendar and saw the names of the Snowboard Kids in
each box. I found Wendy and pointed towards the calendar. She started
to explain about the calendar. " Well, the Snowboard Kid in each box
means that it's their turn to cook dinner, and by the looks of it,
it's Slash's turn to cook dinner. Oh, man, I wonder what he's going
to cook. Last time he cooked, I ended up having a nightmare. Well, I
hope he doesn't kill us." she said. I turned pale white. I don't think
Slash can cook very well. I gulped down my fear and sat down at the
dinner table. For 20 minutes, me and the rest of the Snowboard Kids
waited for the food to be done. Then we heard the smoke alarm. I,
Nancy, and Wendy ran to the kitchen, the camera guy following us. As
soon as we got there, we put out the burning soup. Slash thought that
if he left the soup for ten minutes longer, he would add some zing to
it. I tasted the soup when it cooled down. It was bitter, but I didn't
want to hurt the boy's feelings, so I smiled as soon as I finished
tasting it. " It's that good? See, I told you so!" Slash said. The rest
of the dinner time, we had the soup and soda to gulp it down. After
it was all over, I ran to the bathroom and spewed out everything that
I ate, groaning and moaning. Thank heavens the camera guy wasn't there
to see my spewing.
Day One, 7:30 PM: Movies!
After that horri-I mean, pleasant dinner, I sat down in the living
room, wondering what was going to happen now. The Snowboard Kids came
in the room and turned on the TV. I asked, " What's going on?" Jam
said, " Tonight's our Movie Night. Every Monday, it's Movie Night." I
thought about what movie we're going to see. It better not be a gory
movie or a death movie because I don't like those kinds of movies.
Thank heavens it was Linda's turn to choose a movie. It might be a
romantic movie or even better, a comedy movie. But I was wrong. She
chose a really terrifying movie and boy, was I ever scared! The camera
guy caught my every move. After it was over, I plainly fainted. Nancy
and Linda picked me up and put me in my bed. That ended day one of my
report.
Chapter 2: Nancy Neil
Day Two: Continuing the Report!
Well, this is Day Two of my report on the Snowboard Kids, and I just
hope breakfast is not going to be horrible like last night's dinner.
I'm still having nightmares.
Day Two, 9:15 AM: Breakfast!
I sit at the table. I'm surprised that only two of the Snowboard Kids
are up. The rest must still be sleeping. Nancy sees me and says that
she's always cooking breakfast because everyone else is so lazy to
get up, and Wendy's always helping her cook, so I say to her, " Just
make me something to wake me up." Nancy gives me a cup of cocoa.
" Thanks." I said before drinking. Then I screamed. The cocoa was WAY
too hot! " AAH! HOT!" I screamed in agony. That woke everyone up.
I drank ice cold soda to cool it down. " Ahh, much better." I said in
relief. Then everyone who got up fell down the stairs. After getting
the group out of the pile, I find the camera guy, who caught my every
single move. I facefault and had to skip breakfast due to the little
embrassment.
Day Two, 3:00 PM: Nancy's Interview
I got to eat lunch by myself, since the Snowboard Kids were at Sunny
Mountain, snowboarding. When they got back, they went to their rooms.
This might be my chance to interview Nancy. I, along with the camera
guy, go to her room and she lets me in. Her room is much cleaner than
Slash's room. I sit down and asked her the questions I had for her.
" Where were you born?" I asked. " I was born at Snow Town Medical
Hospital on March 9, 1989." she replied. " What is your favorite
hobby besides snowboarding?" I asked Nancy. " I like to read and
write." was her response. " Okay, last question, do you have a crush
on one of the boys of the Snowboard Kids?" Nancy blushed. " I have a
crush on Slash. Please don't tell him that I do." " All right, your
secret's safe with me!" I said. " Thank you." Nancy said. I walked
myself out of the room. " Okay, Slash has a crush on Nancy, and Nancy
has a crush on Slash. Nancy's secret is safe with me." I said. Then I
walked away, knowing tonight was Nancy's turn to cook dinner.
Day Two, 6:30 PM: The Coolest Dinner!
I sat down at the table with the rest of the Snowboard Kids, waiting
for Nancy to finish cooking. Then Nancy came in the room with a bowl
of macaroni and cheese! That was my favorite food! The camera guy saw
my happy face and taped everything. Everyone else served themselves
and ate as well. Then dessert came. It was homemade ice cream. It was
chocolate ice cream. It was like a dream come true! I ate that as well.
Everyone else just stared at me while eating. After dinner, I sat down
in the living room, relaxing.
Day Two, 7:30 PM: Twister!
Well, I expected something like movies or video games from Nancy, but
it was a even better game. I happened to like the game of Twister, so
the game happened to be Twister. Tommy was the spinner and everyone
else was playing the game, me included. The funniest thing happened
during the game. Everybody was tangled up and holding each other up
when Linda tried to move her right hand on the red spot. Slash was
hanging on to her, and Linda lost her balance, causing Slash to fall,
Wendy was hanging on to him when he fell, causing her to fall back,
making Nancy lose her balance, making Jam fall down on me. Everyone
was a tangled mess when it was all done. Everyone was laughing their
heads off. After it was all over, we put up the game and went to bed,
but not before Nancy told Slash that she had a crush on him.
Name: My Report On The Snowboard Kids' Lives
Author: angewomon2000
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Chapters: 2
Words: 1734
Published: 6/19/01
Updated: 7/3/01
Complete: No
Description: Me, Angewomon2000, goes to the house where the Snowboard Kids live when they are off from their snowboarding games and crazy things could happen! R/R!
Disclaimer (By Author): I don't own the Snowboard Kids. However, I do own the author, Angewomon2000, since she's me.
Story
Chapter 1: Slash Kamei
Day One: My Report Begins!
Well, this is Angewomon2000 reporting! Starting today for a whole
week, I'm staying at the Snowboard Kids' huge house to do on our
very beloved Snowboard Kids. This is my big chance to finally get
a great report for the viewers! Well, here goes-
BOOM!
What in the world was that?! Well, as I was saying, here goes nothing!
The camera follows behind me as I ring the doorbell. I hear a lot and
I mean, a LOT of arguing and clattering. I sweatdropped. The door
opens to reveal the 10 year old leader, Slash Kamei, singed in soot.
" What happened to you?" I asked him. " Linda blew up one of Wendy's
experiments. Who are you?" Slash said. " I'm Angewomon2000 and I'm
doing a report on the Snowboard Kids. You're Slash Kamei, right?"
I said. " You're looking at the greatest of the Snowboard Kids." he
said. " Can I come in?" I asked, not being used to the cold. " Sure,
come in, come in!" Slash said, letting me in. There, I saw the inside
of the house. It was huge. Really huge. " Hey, guys, we have a reporter
here, and she's ready to see the rest of you!" Slash screamed. In a
instant, the rest of the Snowboard Kids came running down. " Guys, this
is Angewomon2000 and she's doing a report on us. Introduce yourselves."
Slash explained. A blonde haired girl walked up. " Hi, my name is
Nancy Neil. I'm 10 years old." she said. A cute kind of boy came up.
" My name is Jam Kuehnemund. I'm also 10 years old." he said. A older
girl came up. " I'm Linda Maltinie. I'm 11 years old." A chubby boy
came up, eating a sandwich. " I'm Tommy Parsy. I'm 10 years old."
A girl wearing glasses came up. " My name is Wendy Lane. I'm 10 years
of age." " Nice to meet all of you. I'm doing a report on how you live,
and I'm staying for a week, so be on the lookout. Any questions?" I
explained. No one raised their hands. " Okay, we're set!" I said and
everyone took off to the places they needed to go to.
Day One, 3:00 PM: Slash's Room
I headed to Slash's room to do a interview with him. I knock on his
door. No response. I knock on the door again. Still no response. Then
I hear something and then suddenly, I heard gun shots. The camera
guy and I ducked. No way were we going to take a chance on getting
shot. Then the door opened to reveal Slash, he was okay. " Why are
you guys on the floor?" he asked. " We heard gun shots and I thought
you were a goner!" I yelped. " The gun shots was from a movie I was
watching. You can get up now." Slash laughed. I got up, blushing a
shade of red. I stepped into his room, only to trip on some of his
stuff. Again, I got up and blushed. I found a chair and sat down.
" Okay, let's get down to the interview. Where were you born?" I said,
looking at the questions that the viewers wanted to be answered.
" I was born at Snow Town Medical Hospital on May 4, 1989." Slash said.
" Okay, what is your favorite hobby besides snowboarding?" I asked.
" I like to watch movies and play video games. What else?" Slash
answered. " This is the last question. Do you have a crush on one of
the girls of the Snowboard Kids?" I asked. I looked at him and he was
blushing furiously. " Well, I do have a little crush on Nancy. She's
so nice." he said, really blushing. " Okay, I'll find my way out."
I said, smiling. Of course, I tripped on the stuff again and blushed.
I found my way out and closed the door. " One down, five to go." I
said. " I do the rest of the interviews on each day, so it would go
a lot faster." I said.
Day One, 6:30 PM: Dinner Time!
I walked to the calendar and saw the names of the Snowboard Kids in
each box. I found Wendy and pointed towards the calendar. She started
to explain about the calendar. " Well, the Snowboard Kid in each box
means that it's their turn to cook dinner, and by the looks of it,
it's Slash's turn to cook dinner. Oh, man, I wonder what he's going
to cook. Last time he cooked, I ended up having a nightmare. Well, I
hope he doesn't kill us." she said. I turned pale white. I don't think
Slash can cook very well. I gulped down my fear and sat down at the
dinner table. For 20 minutes, me and the rest of the Snowboard Kids
waited for the food to be done. Then we heard the smoke alarm. I,
Nancy, and Wendy ran to the kitchen, the camera guy following us. As
soon as we got there, we put out the burning soup. Slash thought that
if he left the soup for ten minutes longer, he would add some zing to
it. I tasted the soup when it cooled down. It was bitter, but I didn't
want to hurt the boy's feelings, so I smiled as soon as I finished
tasting it. " It's that good? See, I told you so!" Slash said. The rest
of the dinner time, we had the soup and soda to gulp it down. After
it was all over, I ran to the bathroom and spewed out everything that
I ate, groaning and moaning. Thank heavens the camera guy wasn't there
to see my spewing.
Day One, 7:30 PM: Movies!
After that horri-I mean, pleasant dinner, I sat down in the living
room, wondering what was going to happen now. The Snowboard Kids came
in the room and turned on the TV. I asked, " What's going on?" Jam
said, " Tonight's our Movie Night. Every Monday, it's Movie Night." I
thought about what movie we're going to see. It better not be a gory
movie or a death movie because I don't like those kinds of movies.
Thank heavens it was Linda's turn to choose a movie. It might be a
romantic movie or even better, a comedy movie. But I was wrong. She
chose a really terrifying movie and boy, was I ever scared! The camera
guy caught my every move. After it was over, I plainly fainted. Nancy
and Linda picked me up and put me in my bed. That ended day one of my
report.
Chapter 2: Nancy Neil
Day Two: Continuing the Report!
Well, this is Day Two of my report on the Snowboard Kids, and I just
hope breakfast is not going to be horrible like last night's dinner.
I'm still having nightmares.
Day Two, 9:15 AM: Breakfast!
I sit at the table. I'm surprised that only two of the Snowboard Kids
are up. The rest must still be sleeping. Nancy sees me and says that
she's always cooking breakfast because everyone else is so lazy to
get up, and Wendy's always helping her cook, so I say to her, " Just
make me something to wake me up." Nancy gives me a cup of cocoa.
" Thanks." I said before drinking. Then I screamed. The cocoa was WAY
too hot! " AAH! HOT!" I screamed in agony. That woke everyone up.
I drank ice cold soda to cool it down. " Ahh, much better." I said in
relief. Then everyone who got up fell down the stairs. After getting
the group out of the pile, I find the camera guy, who caught my every
single move. I facefault and had to skip breakfast due to the little
embrassment.
Day Two, 3:00 PM: Nancy's Interview
I got to eat lunch by myself, since the Snowboard Kids were at Sunny
Mountain, snowboarding. When they got back, they went to their rooms.
This might be my chance to interview Nancy. I, along with the camera
guy, go to her room and she lets me in. Her room is much cleaner than
Slash's room. I sit down and asked her the questions I had for her.
" Where were you born?" I asked. " I was born at Snow Town Medical
Hospital on March 9, 1989." she replied. " What is your favorite
hobby besides snowboarding?" I asked Nancy. " I like to read and
write." was her response. " Okay, last question, do you have a crush
on one of the boys of the Snowboard Kids?" Nancy blushed. " I have a
crush on Slash. Please don't tell him that I do." " All right, your
secret's safe with me!" I said. " Thank you." Nancy said. I walked
myself out of the room. " Okay, Slash has a crush on Nancy, and Nancy
has a crush on Slash. Nancy's secret is safe with me." I said. Then I
walked away, knowing tonight was Nancy's turn to cook dinner.
Day Two, 6:30 PM: The Coolest Dinner!
I sat down at the table with the rest of the Snowboard Kids, waiting
for Nancy to finish cooking. Then Nancy came in the room with a bowl
of macaroni and cheese! That was my favorite food! The camera guy saw
my happy face and taped everything. Everyone else served themselves
and ate as well. Then dessert came. It was homemade ice cream. It was
chocolate ice cream. It was like a dream come true! I ate that as well.
Everyone else just stared at me while eating. After dinner, I sat down
in the living room, relaxing.
Day Two, 7:30 PM: Twister!
Well, I expected something like movies or video games from Nancy, but
it was a even better game. I happened to like the game of Twister, so
the game happened to be Twister. Tommy was the spinner and everyone
else was playing the game, me included. The funniest thing happened
during the game. Everybody was tangled up and holding each other up
when Linda tried to move her right hand on the red spot. Slash was
hanging on to her, and Linda lost her balance, causing Slash to fall,
Wendy was hanging on to him when he fell, causing her to fall back,
making Nancy lose her balance, making Jam fall down on me. Everyone
was a tangled mess when it was all done. Everyone was laughing their
heads off. After it was all over, we put up the game and went to bed,
but not before Nancy told Slash that she had a crush on him.
