McTojo has the scuttlebutt from Japan - there's a missing gaijin and his name is GARIN DART.
I read it here in the Telegraph, which will be familiar to the toothless limey fuckers here who live in japan.
Get busy finding Mr Garin! People sure are worried about him including those fuckers over at fuckedgaijin.
MISSING GAIJIN ALERT!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... Tokyo.html
http://foreignvolunteers.org/2013/05/29 ... t-missing/[center][center]GET BUSY FUCKERS! IT'S TIME WE ALL LOOKED OUT OUR WINDOWS TO FIND THIS FINE GENTLEMAN AND FELLOW GAIJIN!