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October 5th, 2009, 2:19 am #1

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida. They are all excited about their decision to get married and go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a CVS Drugstore, go

in and Jacob addresses the man behind the counter.



Jacob asks: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation? "

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely. "

Jacob: "How about suppositories? "

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? "

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."


Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"


Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes.."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"


Pharmacist: "Sure...Mind if I ask why all the questions?"

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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October 5th, 2009, 6:03 pm #4

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida. They are all excited about their decision to get married and go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a CVS Drugstore, go

in and Jacob addresses the man behind the counter.



Jacob asks: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation? "

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely. "

Jacob: "How about suppositories? "

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? "

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."


Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"


Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes.."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"


Pharmacist: "Sure...Mind if I ask why all the questions?"

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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Joined: July 19th, 2008, 3:38 am

October 8th, 2009, 10:57 pm #5

As long as the pharmacy is located right next to the dentist, I think they have a good plan,
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October 9th, 2009, 12:19 am #6

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida. They are all excited about their decision to get married and go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a CVS Drugstore, go

in and Jacob addresses the man behind the counter.



Jacob asks: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation? "

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely. "

Jacob: "How about suppositories? "

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? "

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."


Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"


Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes.."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"


Pharmacist: "Sure...Mind if I ask why all the questions?"

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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