Amusing names

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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

18 Oct 2016, 22:04 #201

From South Africa 1992
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

20 Oct 2016, 21:20 #202


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TheRoonBa
Joined: 31 Oct 2006, 22:16

21 Oct 2016, 19:20 #203

Is there any chance that these reports are just made up?
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

21 Oct 2016, 23:52 #204

It's more believable than Trump running for president.

I have seen a couple of spoofs, or "short story" features that were hard to distinguish from actual reports.
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

04 Nov 2016, 21:46 #205

In 1965 a director of the Real Republikans club (Ghana) was called Isaac Newton.

[sits back and waits to admire Mark's pun frenzy]
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

15 Nov 2016, 16:12 #206

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TheRoonBa
Joined: 31 Oct 2006, 22:16

17 Nov 2016, 13:50 #207

nfm24 wrote:
In 1965 a director of the Real Republikans club (Ghana) was called Isaac Newton.

[sits back and waits to admire Mark's pun frenzy]
Is there a word for a "delayed frenzy"?

Just a theory, but there must have been a motion to elect him, which would have required some inertia, and steadily built up momentum as time went by.

However, it seems, on reflection, that it was a mistake to appoint this cunning man.  The gravity of the situation became clear when one of the board of directors was heard to utter forcefully to another, opposite him, "Can Isaac him?", to which there was an equally forceful reaction to the affirmative, to a round of apple-ause from the rest of the board.

Eventually, they had "got freed" of this calculating man, and put a more rational man called Will at the helm, whose first decree was that Choco Leibniz biscuits would be the biscuits of choice at future board meetings.
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

17 Nov 2016, 14:33 #208

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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

24 Nov 2016, 22:53 #209

Silvio Berlusconi must have been involved somewhere in this ladies "Bunga-Bunga" match...
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

24 Nov 2016, 23:00 #210

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Luca
Joined: 09 Feb 2011, 19:58

25 Nov 2016, 19:08 #211

nfm24 wrote:
Silvio Berlusconi must have been involved somewhere in this ladies "Bunga-Bunga" match...
Haha... Where did it occur? Malaysia?
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

27 Nov 2016, 23:47 #212

Yes, "Bunga" means "flower" in Malay - both those teams were named after prominent regional species of flower.
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mattsanger92
Joined: 04 Jul 2011, 10:46

04 Jan 2017, 18:59 #213

So if there wasn't enough reason to want Guinea-Bissau to do well at the Africa Cup of Nations this month... they have a player in their squad called Zé Turbo.
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Luca
Joined: 09 Feb 2011, 19:58

04 Jan 2017, 19:03 #214

One of his most famous opponents would be Brazilian Paulinho McLaren...
Last edited by Luca on 04 Jan 2017, 19:06, edited 1 time in total.
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

04 Jan 2017, 21:19 #215

They could play for Verdy Kawasaki.

There was a Rhodesian rugby player in the 1950s named John Kitcat. He could form a duo with Roelf-Jan Tiktak mentioned earlier.
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Kaizeler
Joined: 05 Apr 2012, 14:54

05 Jan 2017, 18:34 #216

mattsanger92 wrote:
So if there wasn't enough reason to want Guinea-Bissau to do well at the Africa Cup of Nations this month... they have a player in their squad called Zé Turbo.
He's now sadly been cut from the squad after an injury. Let's hope for a speedy recovery. (I'm sorry, I'll go sit in the corner now...)
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

17 Jan 2017, 00:34 #217

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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

26 Jan 2017, 23:22 #218

Maharashtra had a player in the 1990s named Willy Joy.
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nfm24
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07 Feb 2017, 15:33 #219

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nfm24
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16 Feb 2017, 00:38 #220

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TheRoonBa
Joined: 31 Oct 2006, 22:16

16 Feb 2017, 06:57 #221

Hmm - A Food Complex having 'seasoned' players. Fireworks at an Electricity match. This writer was surely having fun compiling this preview!
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

16 Feb 2017, 23:36 #222


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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

15 Apr 2017, 01:56 #223

Kaizeler wrote:
and the best name for a referee is probably that of Scotsman Charlie Faultless.
There was another Scottish referee, this one in Ashanti circa 1950, named Jock B. Fair.
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Luca
Joined: 09 Feb 2011, 19:58

16 May 2017, 08:19 #224

Not properly an amusing name, but an amusing coincidence: when Slovenia faced Iceland on 07/02/1996, one of the Slovenian players was Gajser...
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Kaizeler
Joined: 05 Apr 2012, 14:54

20 May 2017, 11:48 #225

I wonder if FC Santa Claus ever got invited to this cup:
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Luca
Joined: 09 Feb 2011, 19:58

24 May 2017, 08:44 #226

There's a bizarre coincidence in the Asian Champions League this season. In the round of 16, Al-Ahli play against Al-Ahli...
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pieter
Joined: 03 Nov 2006, 16:49

24 May 2017, 09:00 #227

not so bizarre as every Arab country has some clubs named Al Ahly.....they should mention the city like in Europe.... (nobody will remark Sporting playing Sporting when Anderlechts meets Sporting Lisboa)
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Luca
Joined: 09 Feb 2011, 19:58

24 May 2017, 09:38 #228

True. There are also a lot of clubs named "Al-Nasr" and "Al-Ittihad". Also in South America there are so many famous clubs named "Nacional" (Montevideo, Medellín, Asunción).
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TheRoonBa
Joined: 31 Oct 2006, 22:16

24 May 2017, 14:49 #229

pieter wrote:
not so bizarre as every Arab country has some clubs named Al Ahly.....they should mention the city like in Europe.... (nobody will remark Sporting playing Sporting when Anderlechts meets Sporting Lisboa)
They have distinguishable names - Al-Ahli Saudi vs Shabab Al-Ahli Dubai.
For many teams in Europe, the city name is not part of the club name (i.e. there is no Sporting Lisbon, or Glasgow Celtic).  And for many others, part of the club name is rarely used (Sporting Anderlecht, for example, Girondins de Bordeaux, Società Sportiva Napoli).

In the UK (and I'm sure in other European coutries), usually part of the name is dropped if there is a more famous team, and other teams from this city are in a much lower league.

For example, Bournemouth is used for AFC Bournemouth, even though there is already a team called Bournemouth (playing many divisions below).  Ipswich is used for Ipswich Town (though there is also Ipswich Wanderers), Brechin is used for Brechin City, despite the presence many division below of Brechin Victoria.

I think club names should really be streamlined.  Club name and optionally, city name, are all that are really needed, so 2-3 words should be the maximum necessary.  "FC" and "AFC" and "SS" and "US" should not really be part of the common names of clubs.

There are also some "honorifics" that have been added (Royal Antwerp, Real Madrid) that are not "really" part of the club name.  Some clubs (Deportiva de la Coruña, Celta de Vigo, for example) don't use them, even though they have been bestowed upon them, but others (Real Madrid most noticeably) are known simply as "Real".
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

24 May 2017, 16:46 #230

TheRoonBa wrote:
I think club names should really be streamlined.
Yes and let's apply this to countries also.  No country should be permitted to have a name longer than 19 characters unless there is a convenient and unique abbreviation or acronym.
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mattsanger92
Joined: 04 Jul 2011, 10:46

25 May 2017, 11:10 #231

"SAINT VINCENT AND THE GRENADINES"
Besides, doesn't everyone already have their FIFA-issued 3-letter code (including the bizarre use of "KVX" for Kosovo when "KOS" has always been available)?
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TheRoonBa
Joined: 31 Oct 2006, 22:16

25 May 2017, 20:50 #232

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines should be renamed to Savigren.

Democratic Republic of Congo should be renamed to Big Congo.

All use of the word "Republic" and all other political status labels such as "Kingdom", "State/s" should be banned in short-form country names.
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pieter
Joined: 03 Nov 2006, 16:49

26 May 2017, 06:30 #233

a problem for the Korea's.....if they cannot call them Republic or PR....
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

28 May 2017, 15:43 #234

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nfm24
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28 May 2017, 15:49 #235

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nfm24
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06 Jul 2017, 18:58 #236

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nfm24
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13 Jul 2017, 19:46 #237

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pieter
Joined: 03 Nov 2006, 16:49

13 Jul 2017, 20:54 #238

what year and country is this cola from?
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mattsanger92
Joined: 04 Jul 2011, 10:46

14 Jul 2017, 09:01 #239

It's from Ghana and it still exists:

This billboard of theirs is also worth a mention:
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mattsanger92
Joined: 04 Jul 2011, 10:46

14 Jul 2017, 09:07 #240

Also if we're playing this game now, I've eaten one of these before (quite nice actually):
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

14 Jul 2017, 11:08 #241

I remember sampling Kickapoo Joy Juice in Malaysia.

We also had yam and sweetcorn ice cream.
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mattsanger92
Joined: 04 Jul 2011, 10:46

20 Aug 2017, 18:41 #243

So just noticed something in the teamsheets for this match... check out #16 of France, and writers of English-language spy parodies looking for villain names take notes.
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Luca
Joined: 09 Feb 2011, 19:58

30 Aug 2017, 09:21 #244

mattsanger92 wrote: So just noticed something in the teamsheets for this match... check out #16 of France, and writers of English-language spy parodies looking for villain names take notes.
Also a famous English referee had a similar family name. If some fan shouted: “B.....d!”, he could always say they were acclaiming him and not insulting him...!
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Luca
Joined: 09 Feb 2011, 19:58

12 Nov 2017, 09:56 #245

Yesterday Banana scored for Cameroon 
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pieter
Joined: 03 Nov 2006, 16:49

12 Nov 2017, 16:40 #246

Luca wrote: Yesterday Banana scored for Cameroon 
with a banana kick?
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

12 Nov 2017, 22:31 #247

Natal had a player in the 1950s named Harley Davidson.
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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

02 Dec 2017, 15:17 #248

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nfm24
Joined: 07 Apr 2007, 16:28

Today, 12:18 #249

South African player Cheese Manna.  He had a brother called Apple Manna.   (picture from 1978)

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TheRoonBa
Joined: 31 Oct 2006, 22:16

53 minutes ago #250

Sounds like their parents just pointed to whatever was nearest them when they were thinking of a name.
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