O.T. some thursday humor?

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O.T. some thursday humor?

Oyster2604
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February 8th, 2018, 3:54 pm #1

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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February 8th, 2018, 4:28 pm #2

That's a classic, well done. nt
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February 8th, 2018, 6:19 pm #3

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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DesmoFan
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February 8th, 2018, 7:50 pm #4

Unless Rapers changed his name as well lol.
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ferry.monne
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February 8th, 2018, 9:45 pm #5

Rapers is his real name?
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February 8th, 2018, 11:13 pm #6

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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DONAG
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February 8th, 2018, 11:31 pm #7

Unless Rapers changed his name as well lol.
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February 10th, 2018, 8:27 am #8

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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