Fush and chups.

Fush and chups.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton

March 16th, 2012, 8:45 am #1

This Kiwi comes over to Australia to attend a large heavy machinery auctiopn.

A couple of blokes see he looks a bit confused. They show him how to register and get a Buyers Number. He still lokks a bit lost.

So one of the Aussies asks him. "Do you know how to make a bid?"

'Of course I do!' exclaims the Kiwi. 'But wha tdoes makind a bid, got to do with buying a trucktor?'

Six is something you do in bid......Ralph.
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Anon
Anon

March 21st, 2012, 6:16 am #2

I was at this small party where few friends gathered to celebrate the addition of a new deck at the back of a young lady's house. One of here Kiwi friends (male) turned up last, making sure that all hands were on deck and delivered this: " Awesome deck you have here!"
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Shearer Hamilton
Shearer Hamilton

March 22nd, 2012, 2:50 am #3

This Kiwi comes over to Australia to attend a large heavy machinery auctiopn.

A couple of blokes see he looks a bit confused. They show him how to register and get a Buyers Number. He still lokks a bit lost.

So one of the Aussies asks him. "Do you know how to make a bid?"

'Of course I do!' exclaims the Kiwi. 'But wha tdoes makind a bid, got to do with buying a trucktor?'

Six is something you do in bid......Ralph.
???? I get it!!!...not

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Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton

March 22nd, 2012, 12:48 pm #4

We Aussies are just as bad.

A couple fine examples of Strine come to mind instantly.

Glorias soam = A palatial residence.

Bloke to his girlfriend - Your lips are like tha Pharoahs pedals.

To die = This day.

Yesterdie = The day before today.

Tissarvo = This afternoon.

Gitchergearof = Get naked.

Piston broke = Result of spending all your money at the pub.

Injun missin + misfiring motor.

Gladly the cross-eyed bear = Parisioners singing A Hymn.

Lakkanookie = Sexual deprivation.

Regards......Ralph.
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Bed & sex
Bed & sex

March 23rd, 2012, 3:38 am #5

???? I get it!!!...not
Try again shearer
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Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton

March 27th, 2012, 9:16 pm #6

@Anon. Good one mate.

One gets wome real howlers when chopping between languages and accents.

A friend off mine had a luscious Japanese wife. He decided to invite all his friends to a BBq.

His wife decided to do the cooking.(Japanese style on a barbeque) How's that for a clash of cultures, to start with? To this end she donned her best BBq apron. It had a picture of two adorable kittens on it.

Under that it proudly proclaimed: "I am the finest pussy in the cathouse."

Needless to say, everyone that cme up for their Tempura and stir-fry, left with a smile on their face.

Eventually some killjoy (Not her hubby incidentally) told her what it meant, So she took it off. Her hubby seemed to enjoy the joke as much as anyone. Probably better, for he knew it to be true.

Regards......Ralph.
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Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton

March 29th, 2012, 8:20 pm #7

Try again shearer
@shearer.

You have to say them out loud mate.

Let's see if you can do it without moving your lips.

Regards......Ralph.
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