Count Dracula.

Count Dracula.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton

May 30th, 2009, 6:35 am #1

This bloke takes out a girl.

They are getting along so famously, that he thinks he will try his luck. So when he gets her home, he says."I suppose it's out of the question?"

She replies. "Sorry. It is the wrong time of the month, but you can come in for a drink if you like."

He replies. "Whaddya think I am. A BLOODY VAMPIRE!!"

Regards......Ralph.
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Anonymous
Anonymous

June 1st, 2009, 9:53 am #2

hahhahhahahha ralf, very funny
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AN
AN

June 15th, 2009, 4:35 am #3

This bloke takes out a girl.

They are getting along so famously, that he thinks he will try his luck. So when he gets her home, he says."I suppose it's out of the question?"

She replies. "Sorry. It is the wrong time of the month, but you can come in for a drink if you like."

He replies. "Whaddya think I am. A BLOODY VAMPIRE!!"

Regards......Ralph.
Ralph..read this and thought of the ones you would coin up...

I'm in love with a girl from Uttoxeter,
An exquisite and passionate cock-sitter;
With her prehensile hole,
She envelopes my pole,
And then squirms up and down as my rocks hit her.
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Anonymous
Anonymous

June 15th, 2009, 10:38 am #4

hahahahahhahaahhahaa very funny ralph
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Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton

June 19th, 2009, 1:56 pm #5

Wow AN,
That is a fabulous limerick.

Regards......Ralph.
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Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton

June 27th, 2009, 3:44 pm #6

A young Greek lad named Oediphus Rex,
Met a babe who exuded pure sex,
'Til they both did discover,
The wench was his mother,
Now they're both pathological wrecks.

Regards......Ralph.
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Anonymous
Anonymous

June 28th, 2009, 1:58 am #7

And now his the game you've all been waiting for between the Australian Yangorus and the New Zealand Kiwais
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AN
AN

June 29th, 2009, 8:25 am #8

A young Greek lad named Oediphus Rex,
Met a babe who exuded pure sex,
'Til they both did discover,
The wench was his mother,
Now they're both pathological wrecks.

Regards......Ralph.
Said an ovum one night to a sperm,
"You're a very attractive young germ.
Come join me my sweet,
Let our nuclei meet,
And in nine months we'll both come to term."
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...mE
...mE

June 29th, 2009, 8:42 am #9

A young Greek lad named Oediphus Rex,
Met a babe who exuded pure sex,
'Til they both did discover,
The wench was his mother,
Now they're both pathological wrecks.

Regards......Ralph.
ahum!!

:) :)
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