An Englishman, Scottishman & an Irishman were talking at the boozer one night.
"Fucks sake" says the Englishman. "My wife is so stupid, she went & bought a Rolls Royce & cant even fucking Drive".
"You think thats bad" says the Scottishman. "My wife is so fucking Stupid, she had A swimming pool Installed with a Full Spa Suite & cant even fucking swim!"
"Just what the fock are you two nancys on about" says the Irshman. My wife beats both your thickos! .....Shes just gone to Greece on a Weeks holiday & took 100 Rubbers with her! .............Silly bitch doesn't even have a Cock!
Heh! Good one Charlie.
Just remembered this old chestnut whilst reading yours..
Irishman goes into a bar and asks for a glass of Orange.
Barman says "Still Orange?"
Irishman replies "Yes! I haven't changed my feckin' mind!!"