An Englishman, Scottishman & an Irishman .....

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An Englishman, Scottishman & an Irishman .....

Kin Hell
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26 Aug 2007, 07:50 #1

An Englishman, Scottishman & an Irishman were talking at the boozer one night.
"Fucks sake" says the Englishman. "My wife is so stupid, she went & bought a Rolls Royce & cant even fucking Drive".
"You think thats bad" says the Scottishman. "My wife is so fucking Stupid, she had A swimming pool Installed with a Full Spa Suite & cant even fucking swim!"
"Just what the fock are you two nancys on about" says the Irshman. My wife beats both your thickos! .....Shes just gone to Greece on a Weeks holiday & took 100 Rubbers with her! .............Silly bitch doesn't even have a Cock!
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26 Aug 2007, 09:17 #2

Heh! Good one Charlie. :lol:

Just remembered this old chestnut whilst reading yours..


Irishman goes into a bar and asks for a glass of Orange.

Barman says "Still Orange?"

Irishman replies "Yes! I haven't changed my feckin' mind!!"


Yack..yack!

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27 Aug 2007, 13:24 #3

LOL!
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