Coach Oppenheimer holds a press conference after the conclusion of the 2017 Season:
"Look, last season was a sh*tshow. We should have won twice as many games as we did. All the blame falls on me because I didn't really make gameplans for my team so our guys were just kind of running around like they were playing backyard football. It's a miracle that we even won six games. But we are going to rebuild this offseason and next year the SHARKS will be back. I can promise the fans:
This won't happen again. Get ready for a great season."