Some of you might know me already and some might not but I'll introduce myself anyway
I'm the Derogatory Trainer and I'm doing another blind Nuzlocke!
it also has a shit title like the other one
POKEMON REJUVENATION BABY!
Anyway for those who don't know, Pokemon Rejuvenation was created by SuperJanBro and is inspired by the other fan game I play, Pokemon Reborn.
Like Reborn this game isn't a Rom hack but was created from scratch by the creator.
Props to them for that.
Look at this beautiful info on them...
Oh and I'll leave a link to the game download here in case anyone wants to play it themselves.
And trust me you'll want to. It's great fun.
Pokemon Rejuvenation is still unfinished as of now but there is already loads of content and fun already available in game.
I think there's 8 badges available now?
Around that anyway.
Anyway I'm going to pop the rules down below me here along with the table of contents and a short prologue of the game
There are a lot of blue bars on this opening post huh?
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Not going to be many of them. Standard Nuzlocke affair.
1) Any Pokemon that faints is considered dead and is no longer usable in battle
2) I can only catch the first Pokemon I meet in an area
3) Event Pokemon do not count towards that but I will ignore some of them.
4) I won't breed perfect killing machines either.
5) If I lose, that's it. Run's over and I'm dead.
6) Again I ask for your credit card details because I love beating this joke to death.
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- Chapter 1 - Crusing for a Bruising
Chapter 2 - Luck be a Lady Tonight
Chapter 3 - Gearen' up
Chapter 4 - What a Load of Trubbish
Chapter 5 - World's Strongest Cat
Chapter 6 - Forest Friends
Chapter 7 - Gotta Steal 'Em All
Chapter 8 - Hell in a Handbasket
Chapter 9 - The Hidden Library
Chapter 10 - A Little Drop of Poison (Venam Gym Battle)
Chapter 11 - The Nimpossible Girl
Chapter 12 - Does Whatever a Spider Can
Chapter 13 - Just Scopin' Soul Stones
Chapter 14 - Hidden Library 2 : Eclectic Boogaloo
Chapter 15 - Before the Battle of the Fist...(Keta Gym Battle?)
Chapter 16 - It's Getting Hot in Here
Chapter 17 - Cheater, Cheater, Status Eater
Chapter 18 - Comes the Battle of the Mind (True Keta Gym Battle)
Chapter 19 - Corta Forest Con-Man
Chapter 20 - Rude Rivals on Route 3
Chapter 21 - There Are No Strings On Me (Marianette Gym Battle)
Chapter 22 - The Friendliest Town in the World
Chapter 23 - Rabble Rousing
Chapter 24 - In Geara's Laboratory
Chapter 25 - Fighting Fit!
Chapter 26 - The Ghost is Here (Narcissa Gym Battle)
Chapter 27 - Filler Phantump of the Opera
Chapter 28 - Dark Wings, Dark Words
Chapter 29 - I Want to Break Free
Chapter 30 - Shitty People in BlackSteeple
Chapter 31 - The Green Milotic
Chapter 32 - Emmazing Disgrace
Chapter 33 - Lamshade Hanging
Chapter 34 - Reunited (And it Feels So Good)
Final Chapter Part One - X Gon' Give It To Ya
Final Chapter Part Two - X Gon' Deliver To Ya
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- Chapter 36 - Dead Girl Walkin'
Chapter 37 - Can someone RENch this knife out of my back?
Chapter 38 - Water's in Order (Valerie Gym Battle)
Chapter 39 - Dimensional Shit
Chapter 40 - Friendship is Tragic
Chapter 41 - A Rose by any Other Name
Chapter 42 - Attack of the Clones
Chapter 43 - Noise Pollution
Chapter 44 - De-Caf
Chapter 45 - Alone Again (Naturally)
Chapter 46 - Tropius in Trouble!!! Who gives a shit?
Chapter 47 - Assholes Anonymous
Chapter 48 - Renning in the 90's
Chapter 49 - A Bug's Death (Crawli Gym Battle)
Chapter 50 - Sharpnado
Chapter 51 - The Hen-Pecked Hero
Chapter 52 - Resorting to Violence
Rules out of the way. Let's watch the prologue then shall we?
Hope you enjoy the game!
'Cause I know I will.
What a naive baby I was back then...
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Oh I guess this is a flashback.
If not we're going to be playing this for a looooong time.
Apparently I'm not in the prologue so there won't be any reactions.
My character wasn't even born yet.
So we're following this little girl off to see her father.
This place has seen better days anyway...
The ground is shaking...is this place under attack?
Oh fuck me.
Nothing good ever comes from people with Arceus statues.
This little girl is screwed.
OH SO SCREWED!
Horribly indoctrinated but thoughtful nonetheless.
RUN LITTLE GIRL RUN!
She listened to Evanesence a lot I take it?
If you know any kung fu now would be a GREAT time to use it!
Well that didn't work.
Kick and scream till you go blue kid!
And this is where I come in and save the day right?
Any minute now...