Hello I'm DerogatoryTrainer and welcome to my awful attempt at Nuzlocking Pokemon Reborn.
Not the greatest sales pitch but whatever...
*insert epic guitar riff here*
Right some some of you might be wondering why I chose a fan-made game for my first Nuzlocke...
if not I'm gonna tell you anyway in true Pokemon fashion
Basically I wanted a challenge and I also have no god damned idea what this game is about
But I hear it's easily the best fan-made game which is a good start
So i guess i have to add "Blind" to the already lengthy title...ugh...
Lately Pokemon games have gotten waaaay too easy in my opinion with their Exp Share "upgrade"
Not gonna name any names...
...Fucking hate Tierno too...
I mean Pokemon dancing?
He's a disgrace.
And now the rules :
- [+] Rules
No.1 - If a Pokemon faints it's dead.
No.2 - Fuck Garchomps but only once. Then there's no safety net.
No.3 - I can only catch 1 pokemon in an area's tall grass. Any one's I get through an event are fair game.
No.4 - Haaaaaave fuuun.
No.5 - All those having fun will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
No.6 - Pm me your credit card details.
No.7 - Tell no one about that last rule.
But fuck all that noise, Let's begin our grand adventure!
I hope it won't be too depressing!
(images were re-uploaded once i got my shit together)
With these TABLE OF CONTENTS!
- [+] Season One
- Episode 1 - Having Fun?
Episode 2 - Obligatory Electric Boogaloo
Episode 3 - Nothing Happens
Episode 4 - Team Meteor (I'm glad that rhymes)
Episode 5 - No Longer Alive (Julia Gym Battle)
Episode 6 - Slummin' with Satan
Episode 7 - The "Root" of the Problem
Episode 8 - Doing it for the "Vine"
Episode 9 - Go with the Flo' (Florina Gym Battle)
Episode 10 - Jasper Jaunt
Episode 11 - A "Beryl" of Laughs
Season Finale - And They All Fall Down (Corey Gym Battle)
- [+] Season Two
- Episode 13 - Aqua-ite Evening
Episode 14 - Crime and (no) Punishment
Episode 15 - Little Orphan Anna
Episode 16 - It's A Bug's Life (Shelly Gym Battle)
Episode 17 - Mein Kampf
Episode 18 - This Plot "Orphan" Confuses Me
Episode 19 - Fifty Shades of Fucking Terror (Shade Gym Battle)
Episode 20 - PokePollution
Episode 21 - Appropriated for Academic Purposes
Episode 22 - Kung Fool Fighting (Kiki Gym Battle)
Episode 23 - A Legitimate Threat
Season Finale - Memento Mori
- [+] Season Three
- Episode 25 - Dubstep Wasteland
Episode 26- It's Britney Bitch (Aya Gym Battle)
Episode 27 - Yure-Useless
Episode 28 - Boop-Man Begins
Episode 29 - Mirror Mirror on the Wall...(Serra Gym Battle)
Episode 30 - Unyielding Rage
Episode 31 - There Might Be Giants
Episode 32 - A Series of Unfortunate In-Game Events and Part 2 Episode 32 - Merging Problems
Episode 33 - Adventuring in Aventurine
Episode 34 - The Pearly Gates
Season Finale - Gods and Pocket Monsters Part 1
Season Finale - Gods and Pocket Monsters Part 2
- [+] Season Four
- Episode 36 - A Cadmean Victory (Radomus Gym Battle)
Episode 37 - What I Learned on 7th Street
Episode 38 - What a Bunch of Cults
Episode 39 - Down the Rabbit Hole (Luna Gym Battle)
Episode 40 - Life's a Circus...and I'm the Clown...
Episode 41 - The Lesbians of Cascade Falls
Episode 42 - Big Top Brawl (Samson Gym Battle)
Episode 43 - The Dead Lesbians of Cascade Falls
Episode 44 - Prelude to Absolute Victory
Episode 45 - We Didn't Start the Fire (Charlotte Gym Battle)
The Q&A Episode
Episode 46 - Out with the Old in with the New
Episode 47 - The Guardian "Angel"
Episode 48 - NSFW
Season Finale - Battle of the Bastards (Part One)
Season Finale - Battle of the Bastards (Part Two)