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The Terribly Titled Reaction-locke of Pokemon Reborn

DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

August 20th, 2015, 3:49 pm #1



Hello I'm DerogatoryTrainer and welcome to my awful attempt at Nuzlocking Pokemon Reborn.

...

Not the greatest sales pitch but whatever...



*insert epic guitar riff here*



Right some some of you might be wondering why I chose a fan-made game for my first Nuzlocke...

if not I'm gonna tell you anyway in true Pokemon fashion

Basically I wanted a challenge and I also have no god damned idea what this game is about

But I hear it's easily the best fan-made game which is a good start

So i guess i have to add "Blind" to the already lengthy title...ugh...

Lately Pokemon games have gotten waaaay too easy in my opinion with their Exp Share "upgrade"
Not gonna name any names...





...Fucking hate Tierno too...

I mean Pokemon dancing?

He's a disgrace.

And now the rules :
[+] Rules
No.1 - If a Pokemon faints it's dead.

No.2 - Fuck Garchomps but only once. Then there's no safety net.

No.3 - I can only catch 1 pokemon in an area's tall grass. Any one's I get through an event are fair game.

No.4 - Haaaaaave fuuun.

No.5 - All those having fun will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

No.6 - Pm me your credit card details.

No.7 - Tell no one about that last rule.


But fuck all that noise, Let's begin our grand adventure!

I hope it won't be too depressing!



Right?

(images were re-uploaded once i got my shit together)

With these TABLE OF CONTENTS!
[+] Season One
Episode 1 - Having Fun?
Episode 2 - Obligatory Electric Boogaloo

Episode 3 - Nothing Happens
Episode 4 - Team Meteor (I'm glad that rhymes)
Episode 5 - No Longer Alive (Julia Gym Battle)
Episode 6 - Slummin' with Satan
Episode 7 - The "Root" of the Problem
Episode 8 - Doing it for the "Vine"
Episode 9 - Go with the Flo' (Florina Gym Battle)
Episode 10 - Jasper Jaunt
Episode 11 - A "Beryl" of Laughs
Season Finale - And They All Fall Down (Corey Gym Battle)



[+] Season Two
Episode 13 - Aqua-ite Evening
Episode 14 - Crime and (no) Punishment
Episode 15 - Little Orphan Anna
Episode 16 - It's A Bug's Life (Shelly Gym Battle)
Episode 17 - Mein Kampf
Episode 18 - This Plot "Orphan" Confuses Me
Episode 19 - Fifty Shades of Fucking Terror (Shade Gym Battle)
Episode 20 - PokePollution
Episode 21 - Appropriated for Academic Purposes
Episode 22 - Kung Fool Fighting (Kiki Gym Battle)
Episode 23 - A Legitimate Threat
Season Finale - Memento Mori




[+] Season Three
Episode 25 - Dubstep Wasteland
Episode 26- It's Britney Bitch (Aya Gym Battle)
Episode 27 - Yure-Useless
Episode 28 - Boop-Man Begins
Episode 29 - Mirror Mirror on the Wall...(Serra Gym Battle)
Episode 30 - Unyielding Rage
Episode 31 - There Might Be Giants
Episode 32 - A Series of Unfortunate In-Game Events and Part 2 Episode 32 - Merging Problems
Episode 33 - Adventuring in Aventurine
Episode 34 - The Pearly Gates
Season Finale - Gods and Pocket Monsters Part 1
Season Finale - Gods and Pocket Monsters Part 2




[+] Season Four
Episode 36 - A Cadmean Victory (Radomus Gym Battle)
Episode 37 - What I Learned on 7th Street
Episode 38 - What a Bunch of Cults
Episode 39 - Down the Rabbit Hole (Luna Gym Battle)
Episode 40 - Life's a Circus...and I'm the Clown...
Episode 41 - The Lesbians of Cascade Falls
Episode 42 - Big Top Brawl (Samson Gym Battle)
Episode 43 - The Dead Lesbians of Cascade Falls
Episode 44 - Prelude to Absolute Victory
Episode 45 - We Didn't Start the Fire (Charlotte Gym Battle)
The Q&A Episode
Episode 46 - Out with the Old in with the New
Episode 47 - The Guardian "Angel"
Episode 48 - NSFW
Season Finale - Battle of the Bastards (Part One)
Season Finale - Battle of the Bastards (Part Two)
.








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Sir Extrava
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Joined: April 15th, 2014, 7:42 pm

August 20th, 2015, 4:22 pm #2

[+] Kind of long comment
DerogatoryTrainer wrote:



Yeah lucky us with our 2 pairs or arms...

OH WAIT I LOST MINE
Two pairs? that's four.... DerogatoryTrainer, yeah right. Get back in your pokeball, Machamp.
DerogatoryMachamp wrote:

Oh...uh...thank you?

This doesn't work on humans does it?
It works suspiciously well if the human has been hit with Smog.
DerogatoryMachamp wrote:
She knows, Machamp, she knows.



Also, shinies may become a lifeline here. Prepare to lose a ton of pokemon.

Take a look at my runs- both have serious restrictions on pokemon usage, if that's your cup of tea. Also, watch out for wild puns.

Name: Dye-alga
Adopt one yourself! @Pok?mon Orphanage
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Hazard
Indigo League Champion
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Joined: July 17th, 2015, 11:21 am

August 20th, 2015, 4:38 pm #3

Oh! That's a new way of writing a run.
AND I LOVE IT.
Your reactions are actually hilarious!
[+] Spoiler
"Is there a character savvy enough to attack the main protagonist when he's a Pokemon-less nobody?

That's against the Poke-rules"
[+] Julia
I've not seen much of this game been documented/played, so obligatory "Good luck!" from me.
And I will be following this!
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[+] Spoiler

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Adopt one yourself! @Pok?mon Orphanage
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Rapunzel
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: September 22nd, 2011, 1:55 pm

August 20th, 2015, 4:57 pm #4

Yay, another Reborn run! Your reactions are hilarious- prepare for a lot of "oh shit" moments. Good luck- this game is really, really hard, but it's a nice change from vanilla.
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
Friend Code: 0232-9396-7975

THIS IS IT, THE APOCALYPSE: A Pokemon Reborn Half-Nuzlocke


Dresden - Emilia - Ginny
Adonis - Ronette - Larxene

Dark And Difficult Times Lie Ahead: LeafGreen Crueltylocke


Harry - Vernon - Sprout - Draco - Hagrid - Luna
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Fructus
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Joined: July 27th, 2015, 10:32 pm

August 20th, 2015, 5:22 pm #5

Oh Jesus, someone is actually trying this. Good luck, DerogatoryTrainer! I've tried nuzlocking this game before...eh. Didn't go too well. Be careful of any major battle you engage in, as they will all be pretty hard!

Plus, what are you going to do with the battle you're supposed to lose? There are two of which I know. You can win them, but that's going to be very hard.

Last thing, Reborn made 'neither' also an option because a good part of the Reborn community defines themselves as 'non-binary', and more and more people overall are also doing that. Cain is a representative of this.

I want to wish you good luck again. You're very brave for trying a nuzlocke like this! Good luck!
[+] Spoiler
Yet another blind Sweet Version nuzlocke
3

0 Badges, 0 deaths
In Umbram Astrorum: a Fire Red nuzlocke with a twist
Part 6: So high


Agent L . . . . . Morton . . . . . Mariane . . . . . Tucker
Badges: 1 . . . . . Deaths: 0
The Ties That Bind: A HGSS Soul Link Nuzlocke with tuckercat

Link the Chikorita, level 11

Colin the Pidgey, level 9

Walter the Spearow, level 9

Geobro the Geodude, level 9

Plsno the Hoppip, level 6

Derek the Gastly, level 8

Swing the Totodile, level 11

Salsa the Pidgey, level 8

Punk the Rattata, level 7

Blues the Zubat, level 6

Rhapsody the Wooper, level 10

Sonata the Gastly, level 8
[+] Spoiler
[+] Spoiler

I don't like any of these Pokemon why
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

August 20th, 2015, 10:15 pm #6



Hey Hey I'm back!

Didja miss me?



You know...from like 6 hours ago?

No...

...okay...




I fixed the lighting a bit so you guys can see me in aaaallll my disgusting glory










Anywho I'd like to thank the guys who replied on here and the Reborn website

Speaking of Pokemon Reborn

DOWNLOAD YOUR COPY TODAY!

It's well worth what it costs...which is absolutely NOTHING!!!!



And only two episodes in...




Anyway on with the damn show







Ah jesus not more talking already?

Fuck that for now I'm gonna scope the grass for my 1st capture



Awesome an iconic pokemon right off the bat



This guy is sure to help "Meowth"







I'm never gonna get through this run without my stupidity shining on true am I?



"Totally Original" cat name a go-go



Alright what's wrong with your ugly dog?







Hahaha her Snubull "Shnubbed" her

I should stop...



By blocking the only exit? No i believe you, do go on.











Nope you've got no chance

Gimme your Snubull.

I'll box it just to spite you

Moving on...



M-my love...



I...didn't even get to know her...



I will find you my savior...and we will be together again...

At least until i repay you for the potion



Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe





AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





Good.

His devastation pleases me...









EDGY AS FUCK

I'm having too much fun with the effects...





It wasn't

But those rascals look like they're bullying a Pokemon



Terrifying





Oh well they're trying to drown it.

...

FUCK THAT





Cut the fuckers up that's what



It was a very quick two turn battle so i skipped it



Yeah 3rd 'mon





MAH ZIGGA!



I am FAR too white to make those jokes


Oh well when in Rome...



Ooooh a dark alleyway...What dangers await us?





A smelly homeless man



This must be the gym then?







...It's the gym...

I hate you Julia...





I'm all ears babe







Huh?

You say something?



It's a Trubbish
Definitely a Trubbish 10,000% sure
[+] Spoiler
It was a Trubbish


I met this charming old man





Ooooh a "free" Whismur

Mine!



Not mine

Damn Cat





Shit



Where am I now?



Because I'm middle class honey




What's a Doxy?




NOW I KNOW!



That looks like Pokemon grass...





UGH What the hell old man?!?





FUCK YOUR GARDEN YOU CREEP

WAIT NO





Hey a Spinarak! Not too bad

not great either




I think I'll post the Pokedex entry too for posterity's sake



HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL



Obligatory healing shot so PETA doesn't come after me




So when do I get it?







Whose's this unique character sprite?







Paralysis?



Ah...so not a real status problem then...






Gee I wonder where you'd find a Trainer travelling about constantly?




Since you guilted me into it yes.



Cause y'know Kricketune's hands?

I wasn't in a creative mood...



"So thanks mysterious Trainer who just solicited a hooker"







I look forward to shattering your already low self-esteem!



Christ lady it's been...




I don't have a wristwatch...



Hmmm....







Ta-da!



Down this dark alleyway?

OH BOY!



Amazing how far you can get in life doing that thumb trick...



Welp It's getting late so I might as well end it here

I'm gonna have to set up a table of contents at some point so if anyone wouldn't mind linking the info to me
I'd appreciate it greatly



Till next time ya sorry bastards.


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Indigo League Champion
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Joined: July 17th, 2015, 11:21 am

August 20th, 2015, 11:15 pm #7

The hilarity continues!
Not the most balanced team but some interesting choices. Does Cheshire have.Pickup, perchance?

Also, to make contents:
Look in top right-hand corner of each post on this thread. You'll see "Post #x", where x is the post number.
Right.click that. It'll help you get the URL for just that post.
Then simply make a spoiler foryour Contents, and plug in the URL for each of your chapters posts.
Simple enough, right?
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Adopt one yourself! @Pok?mon Orphanage
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BeyondTheFail
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
Joined: January 15th, 2012, 10:50 pm

August 20th, 2015, 11:39 pm #8

Oh, the thumb trick. Fooling children everywhere since the dawn of time.

Have fun!
Black 2 Written Log - The Forum Run Complete
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timbla
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Joined: August 21st, 2015, 1:17 am

August 21st, 2015, 1:19 am #9

Okay this is fucking hillarious xD, i've been laughing through the whole run so far. Good luck on the nuzlock btw. Like really. GOOD luck :D. Anyway, a few stuff you should know for now early. The street thug asking for money, you should do that one cuz you get a pokemon and then the Doxy you beat will give you a rose incense which you can use to get another pokemon in the area as well. And there's a fisherman in the area who will give you an old rod (close to the shitbrown lake charming gentleman).

Can't wait for more. :D
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

August 21st, 2015, 11:03 am #11





Hehehehe



Hm?



Oh god I'm updating again already?

I need a hobby

or a girlfriend





Hello again

I can't seem to stop updating...

I blame all of you who've been leaving fantastic praise here and on the Reborn site.

I'm trapped doing this forever you bastards

Now I don't know if i should put a list of people who replied or actually reply to their messages

So I won't do neither this time.



Let's dive right in shall we?






I felt i had to put this in despite in not portraying my genius in a...somewhat negative light...







My word!

What a generous offer!

Truly a more charitable soul never existed



Heh?



The fuck do you want?





Watch out! This badass with his level 5 Poochyena will-





HEY! WRONG BALLS DUMBASS!







But...we didn't battle...

HE BROKE THE POKE-RULES!





This Reborn place isn't very friendly...

Oh well I'll get the Magikarp soon enough
[+] Spoiler
No I don't...dear god I don't


Let's get back to the story now



Oh wait I'm still in a damn alleyway



Is...is that a reference to the drugs?

Or my battling aptitude?



Zigger almost dies to a bunny...

He also doesn't have Pick-up.

Hey have a Team-shot



A Monkey , A Cat , Two Bugs and a Racoon



We're so fucking dead...






...Cleh...

Well we're never going near this building again



Did you happen to see the plot anywhere?

Because nothing's happened for 2 updates now...



WHAT IS WITH MEN HITTING ON ME IN THIS RUN?!?






UGH I KNOW!

Just because you "people" are poor doesn't mean you can't accessorize...





Bitch he's looking at ME.






Better give it to the first person who walks in your door then



The perfect definition of "simple"





Ew. I can't believe you said that.

LEAVING NOW






FUCKING PUSSY



I DON'T KNOW

I CAN'T FIND MY WAY BACK

HELP ME





Ho ho holy fuck don't do that Sickle

Well...keep surviving but don't cut it so damn close



Oh?

Jesus I sound like a fucking egg is hatching...



Alright Alright...

I'm not gonna gif the evolutions anymore



Ah the humble alleyway

A bastion of peace and tranquility



AND A OVERLEVELED PURRLION




Which I caught.

It beat the shit out of Mako doing it though

Gonna have to fix that





I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING SNUBULL!!!

Now goodbye forever.





I'm amazed at how trusting these citizens are in this crime infested city

"Should I lock the door and hide our family heirlooms?"

"NAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"




So...is this what you girls do for fun?



SHUT UP AND JOIN MY CULT TEAM



God damn it Cheshire.



Bad cat.


When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way.





WOO MACH PUNCH! FUCK TAUNT!




And then this happened





Is that Budew planning to off himself?

I mean if i was stuck as a Budew I would too...

Can't be much sunlight in this dump...
























Damn straight.





Uh I did?

I mean...




Yep he's A-OK



See? He's smiling.



A fitting name





Fuck you man those were tears of...uh...INJUSTICE!



Yes. I would like a Gyarados now



Dick




I'm guessing you and the salesman were in cahoots?







W-Were you in that box all this time?

Like since the Grand Hall?

This region is weird.







Y'see this?



This is your chance of victory



Aw Jesus that's a god awful shot

The fisherman is called Milhouse and I think-I THINK they want a battle

They were surprisingly competent but the majority of the fight won't upload so





Oooooooh shit , the first death.



Good thing it wasn't anyone useful




Obtrusive prick





"I thought we had something special Milhouse!"





I've went through enough for it now GIMME








EUGH! You got jacked off for real?




By a kid too?

And he didn't make you breakfast in bed?!?





This Magikarp just ABSORBS money apparently

Common sense too...




You make it seem like you're going to leave here in one piece





Wait what the fuck?

They...just teleported away?



WAIT THOSE FUCKERS TOOK MY MONEY!

AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A DAMN MAGIKARP TO SHOW FOR IT

Fuck it I'll get it next time
[+] Spoiler
NOPE


Fucking assholes.






Where the fuck am I going?

I guess we'll end it here then

Jesus not much of anything went on lately

Bah I'm never happy with anything

Oh well I'm sure the plot will rope me in wherever it is



Ta-Ta for now


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August 21st, 2015, 2:16 pm #12

Pretty decent work
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August 21st, 2015, 2:20 pm #13

Oh by the way, some tips for reborn. Be sure to Click A like there's no tomorrow. Check everything around you even things you wouldn't normally, before you trigger events. Also, go into all the building regardless if you've gone already or not (free items/possible pokemon etc etc). Can't wait for more :p
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

August 21st, 2015, 2:25 pm #14

Thanks for that


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Shiny Dustox
Conqueror of the Lavaridge Gym
Conqueror of the Lavaridge Gym
Joined: August 29th, 2014, 12:34 pm

August 21st, 2015, 2:25 pm #15

I actually haven't seen much of Pokemon Reborn so hey, Wynaut follow this run.

Also, your expressions are so on point. And hilarious.

art by AgentNein
[+] Current Team
Liam Tierra Virgil Bree Aurora Helena
To view my Completed Runs, feel free to visit The Insectarium.
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

August 21st, 2015, 2:26 pm #16

Episode 1 re-type Ignore if you want.



And this must be the Pokemon Professor of the region



Ooooor not?

What kinda job is that?





Good thing I can only catch one in each area so

I hope that sentence chop isn't a regular thing



Y'all need Arcerus







Well shit that sentence thing is still happening...


Did she say "fallout"?







Flattery will get you absolutely everywhere honey.





Huh...that's...odd...



The hair might trick you but I'm a dude

The dudeliest of dudes





Ehh fuck it I'll use my real name.
Immersion is cool



Clod free since '93

I hope someone gets that reference...







I don't hear anything...

Oh wait it's on mute



Ah...sirens...

Well shit





FROM WHAT AME?!?



2 MINUTES IN AND ALREADY I'M EXPLODING













Yep I'm totally fine

The explosion wasn't very effective...heh...



OH SHIT IT WAS EFFECTIVE!!

SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!







Yeah lucky us with our 2 pairs or arms...

OH WAIT I LOST MINE







She tried to murder us?







Definitely her

Like 100% her





On you?

Or on me?

Is there a character savvy enough to attack the main protagonist when he's a Pokemon-less nobody?

That's against the Poke-rules



I'd say the bomb did most of the work to be honest









It's fine

It's also nice to see someone in a Pokemon game do their actual job









How considerate of you

Man i guess the characters in this are much more like-able than the idiots in the other regi-



Well fuck that train of thought





NO I'M HERE TO DO SOME FUCKING CONTESTS

OF COURSE I'M HERE FOR THE DAMN LEAGUE





I look forward to destroying you and everything you hold dear







Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh...reeealll close by...



Explorin' time!



Heh tragedies...





Yeah It's no big deal

My awesomeness protected me







...Well shit...

Moving on...







I love how every Pokemon game without fail has a cocky Youngster with like a fucking Zigzagoon or Rattata

Hahaha

I'm going to crush him





Great is your fiancee dead too?

Where the hell was this train coming from?

Fianceville?

...I'm not very funny...





Oh...uh...thank you?

This doesn't work on humans does it?



Well...I still appreciate it
And then i met this cheery lass











I don't know

I just can't put a name to it.



That's a-me.





Nice to meet you Victoria!

I hope you can't tell this is the same picture from the opening





Lead the way



Oooor side by side...



You did leave first





Hmmm actually competent police work?

In a pokemon game?

All your policemen must be 10 year old rookie trainers





By me probably...

Oh he must be part of this region's Team Rocket





No.



Blah blah Gimme my Pokemon already!





Of course I do

I'm great

Also obligatory type advantage starter for Victoria



I'll bet you don't...





Emphasis on the one yeah?



Hmmm I bet they'll be a lot of poison types around this polluted mess of a city

So grass is a no-go...



Yeah fire's a good bet

Also I like the Assfire monkey



MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAKKOOOOOOOOO

Ahhhh we're gonna go far you and me buddy...



Yeah I'm happy



Fuck you I'll never tell









Well then I'd like to apologize

Man fuck this game

Making me look like a douche...



No problem

I wonder what she'll pick actually...





OH BOY I SURE DO LIKE NOT HAVING A FLIRTY GAY SIDEKICK FOR THE REST OF THIS DAMN GAME

YEP NOTHING BETTER





Dehehehehe~



Don't take this away from me you bitch...

(I thought he was a girl at first I mean...look at his hair...)





Thaaaaaat's a boy name

...

Shit



Damn my weakness to flattery

DAMN IT TO HELL





Why doe everyone care so much?



HELL YES





IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

I might need a better catchphrase

(don't watch the new Fantastic four movie it suuuucks)





I DIDN'T SAY THAT YOU BITCH



Ah my first reborn battle

Surely to be one of amazingly epic proportions no?









Amaaaazing...





Stop...please...





don'tlookathisass don'tlookathisass don'tlookathisass
don'tlookathisass don'tlookathisass don'tlookathisass





NO FUCK YOUR FREE HEALTHCARE







Please help me...






Ooohhh that's gonna get mistaken for something else entirely...





YEP IT WAS



Don't bother I'm never getting with her now...





Uhhh...No?





NO DON'T LEAVE I'M NOT READY



NURSE JOY I'M SORRY HELP





Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk



It might not be so bad right?



OH IT'S BAD VERY VERY BAD



I can't believe i fucked up this early...

God dammit...
















































Wait...



Yes...





POTION LADY I FUCKING LOVE YOU



BAM BITCH YOU'VE BEEN MA-K.O.-ED



SAY YOU LOVE THE POTION LADY





What's that supposed to mean?





Never darken my life again



lookatherass lookatherass lookatherass
lookatherass lookatherass lookatherass
lookatherass lookatherass lookatherass







How very convenient...





Yeah yeah yeah Let's cut to the chase here this show's been running into overtime











Cool.



How did she know my foot size?



Okay see ya.





Ah-ah-ah I didn't ask that

Now hit the road





Ugh Victoria please stop being a nice person...

You're making me look bad...





Hidden Grottoes?





Hey that's great

I feel the same way

Now beat it








Not over yet then...











Uh oh...



...Wait yes they are...

...They're turtles...





























Holy shit...



Today's moral is Torture is always the answer

...

I'll see you guys next time
Hmmmm the order is screwy now but fuck it that's what the Episode list is for
Also does anyone have any idea how to not merge posts?


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The filler arc to end all filler arcs is here!

Can the Derogatory Trainer save Hoenn? Will he even try?

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BubbleTea
Indigo League Champion
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Joined: July 11th, 2012, 9:26 pm

August 21st, 2015, 8:13 pm #17

Your reactions are amazing. I'll be watching with run with interest!

About your merging posts question: Multiple posts made within a short timeframe are automatically merged, so I guess you could either wait for someone else to make a post or post again after a few hours (or even a day?) has passed.
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Fructus
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Joined: July 27th, 2015, 10:32 pm

August 21st, 2015, 8:31 pm #18

My friend, Reborn isn't like any other Pokemon game you've ever played. I wouldn't say it's the hardest to nuzlocke, though; I'd say that's Rejuvenation or something. Btw, you still haven't answered my question. What will your rule be on the battles you're supposed to lose?
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Yet another blind Sweet Version nuzlocke
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0 Badges, 0 deaths
In Umbram Astrorum: a Fire Red nuzlocke with a twist
Part 6: So high


Agent L . . . . . Morton . . . . . Mariane . . . . . Tucker
Badges: 1 . . . . . Deaths: 0
The Ties That Bind: A HGSS Soul Link Nuzlocke with tuckercat

Link the Chikorita, level 11

Colin the Pidgey, level 9

Walter the Spearow, level 9

Geobro the Geodude, level 9

Plsno the Hoppip, level 6

Derek the Gastly, level 8

Swing the Totodile, level 11

Salsa the Pidgey, level 8

Punk the Rattata, level 7

Blues the Zubat, level 6

Rhapsody the Wooper, level 10

Sonata the Gastly, level 8
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I don't like any of these Pokemon why
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

August 22nd, 2015, 2:18 am #19



Hm hm hm hm hm hmm hm hm



Oh fuck



Uh...Hi!

This "pretending not to notice the audience gag doing anything for you"?

No?

Well get used to it.





I found out where I had to go off-screen no no need to wander aimlessly like the last two episodes eh?






This seems like a important character

I can tell because of his animesque looks



You.

Talking to yourself.

Loudly.





You. I'm messing with you shades.





N-No? If anything you've confused me more...



Oh this should be good...



Oh he's that important?



Swa-

...

Swag Jockey Fern.





Well I hope you guys enjoyed my very short Nuzlocke run

But I can't just let this slide.



It's been nice knowing you all

So if you'll excuse me...



















I reluctantly survived that 10 story fall

Let's just power on through okay gang?



Arachne is surprisingly good at getting poisons



Oh of course HE'D have a Snivy

cocky little bastards




Well clearly this guy is all "bark" and no bite.

Geddit?

Like trees?



Mmmmph



Yeah reeeeeeeeal lucky I got to meet you




People that you can't find or more likely don't want you to find them





Bye faggot.

Geddit?

Like trees?



Looks like I have to wander some more...



Pay the smelly homeless man from before...





Huh...I could just take my money back but he probably needs it more



Better make sure that Cheshire isn't first...





I don't recognize that sprite...



Oh? An Espurr? Neat a 6th gen pokemon with a 4th gen sprite.



Awwww the poor baby...



Fuck that was quick.





Hmmmmm....



Yeah why not?

I can show a soft side once in a while

It might be better off here though






That's three fucking cats I've caught now

Oh shit.

I'm still carrying Shinobi's remains...



Juuuuuust gonna put them here

But enough about dead cats!






It's gym time baby!



LET'S DO THIS!!!



Ah.



RETREAT RETREAT RETREAT



With you there it'd be double

Hyuk hyuk hyuk





Were can I sign up?




Oh Fern?

They don't seem like they'd be tolerable together...



Oh god...noooooo



Maybe I can sneak in the gym and steal the badge?





FUUUUCK

How did that dope even remember to lock the door?





Not in a million years dear.



No you don't.







Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...



Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...





GOD FUCKING DAMN IT JULIA!!!
























Aw shit my Mom's gonna kill me.






Hopefully no one was hiking at the time...





J-Julia notices the magic teleporting too?




I'm getting too tired to react to you woman...





Hey good lookin'




So your friend and Zoidberg?



Because you don't deserve it.



OH YEAH

I always befriend those weaker than me

Makes me look good by comparison





Flawless Logic from the pair of you really

CAN WE PLEASE GO INSIDE?







So is that like based on something related to them?

Like Team Magma and Aqua?



Although now that I think about it what did Team Rocket have to do with Rockets?

Or Plasma with plasma?

Or Galactic with Galaxies?

Cyrus wanted to change the world so that'd be planetary not galactic...

Fuck it...I'll brood on it later.

IN WE GO!



OH MY GOD WOMAN!




Anyone ever think to check whose been poisoning it?

Cause I doubt that level is possible with just the cityfolk contributing...

Oh it's probably Team Meteor then.




The Grass Trainer doesn't care for the environment?

Damn Amethyst that's some sweet irony...









OH! OH! Dibs on Fern's hot sister!

I wanna go with the "Flo" !



You fucking bitch.



Naaaahhh when have i ever been bothered by a character's attitude?



Fucking peppy bitch





Thanks babe I'm touched







Best Girl in Pokemon Reborn



"Try not to slow me down superior trainer"



Euuuuughhhh this is gonna be a looong update...

It already bloody is





FINALLY A CRIMINAL WHO RESPECTS THE POKE-RULES!



Action shots are hard in this game...



Boop.



It's more likely than you think.

Damn that's an old meme.



Cheshire almost dies

Good thing Fern's a great heal bitch.





FLY YOU FOOLS!



I just noticed these weirdos have names?

Huh...a nice touch...

I'll never remember them though being the grunts that they are



Together again Flo.





I'd imagine any one of us could so you can go home now


Oh yes prove that Julia's an idiot baby

That's my kink

Proving people wrong








They could be behind the doors we're trying to break down you know...






Oh god I just imagined a family of Julia's...

...the horror...

Nothing could be worse...
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One word...RAWR...






Hohoho you are definitely pushing me girl

Thin ice lady

THIN FUCKING ICE!



Bada-bing



Bada-boom



MMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKKKKK








Inner peace...



Aaaaallll better now...



A good question Julia~





Bet he's nooooot~



Heh.



Finally speaking my language Julia.



...

Wait...

This isn't a real gun...




TEAM DAI-GURREN?




Blah blah blah you let us in and deleted all your data because you're soooo smart

LET'S FIGHT!



Finally!

Who?




We call 'em chips here mate




I'd rather be back to back with Florina but this works too!



He...might be a little outmatched here...





VERY OUTMATCHED



Great! Someone who i can count on in this fight



It'll be okay as long as they aim for Fern's gang...



Phew...




Nice! Now Lotad has to follow up with a water move and we're set!



FUCK.



Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee...



FINISH IT!





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!





Buh?



Fern...saved Mako?

Fern. Saving things.



Fair play you bastard

Fair play.






"YEAH LET'S GO FUCKER" he said while holding a barely breathing Monferno




You don't relent either but you've proven that wrong within 5 minutes of meeting you





Wha?





DID NONE OF YOU THINK TO STOP HIM?




Oh god please no.






Oh Julia...





I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!



GRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!










































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BubbleTea
Indigo League Champion
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Joined: July 11th, 2012, 9:26 pm

August 22nd, 2015, 2:46 am #20

Who'd associate classiness with being a swag jockey?

Jeez, those close calls. Reborn really does not fuck around.

Man, Julia. Her gym's going to be fun a doozy.

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