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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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November 15th, 2015, 6:59 am #81



Okay let's see what puzzles we have in store here...



Guess I'm meant to use Rock Smash to clear the blockage?



This feels like a terrible idea


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NO LAVA! MY ONE OF MANY WEAKNESSES!




You're gonna have a bad time...



Hi there.

Apparently i didn't take a greeting image for this episode so you get this ugly mug instead

I'd take a new one but I fired my make-up girl yesterday.



Anyway let's get on with the grand adventure shall we?



Ooohh he's really cool

He shall be mine.





I really should have went shopping before I left the city

Oh well it's a good thing I believe in the Heart of the Balls

Wait...




Because it's the first thing I think of when I think of coolness

Welcome to the gang Spike



Great attitude!

Mainly because by associating with me you've been put on Reborn's Most Wanted



I'm not sure I should stand where lava was not 10 seconds ago...

Ah well convection schmonvection...



More lava



More flesh melting pain





What the fuck is that thing?

It's probably a pokemon but I don't remember which one...

That means it's probably Gen 5

I kinda zoned out during that generation...





Great I can give this to Cinder at some point

But do I reaaally want her to get more firepower to burn me with?





Right I'm not going to fight you because I have no idea what you are

And I'm out of balls anyway



OH HO HO!




It's finally happening...I'm going to get a super fighting robot...





Hell. Yes.



I'll have that thanks. It'll be useful against Fairies



And we're out

Into the fucking rain again.





I'm guessing this bloke is Cal?

Also it's a cool view from up here





Watch out below!

Nah just kidding I'd rather destroy you in a battle

Unless you do something to upset me over the course of this game

Then I'll regret not pushing you







Mate you've had 3 ellipses already.

Are we fighting or not?



Oh wow it speaks






Oh has she sent others?

Man it's tough being the new kid when the teacher makes all the graduating class fight you







Oh god here we go...

He's about to give me, a random stranger, his tragic backstory.

Siiigh let's get it over with...





I'm guessing Bugsy is your older brother too?

Man what a dick that guy is





Well "challenging" isn't the word I'd use

"Decimating" is more accurate






Well last time I saw her she witnessed a suicide, got her friend tortured and now she's in the clutches of a terrorist group

Y'know the usual.







OH BOY.

More sadness.






Not sure I can relate to that depressing bullshit

I'm the first born son in my family.



So mathematically I received the most love from my parents.

So sucks to be you and Shelly i guess




Awww







Bro...that's rough and all...



But we've just met

I don't give a shit about you yet.

So let's get your humiliating defeat over with okay?




Everyone in this damn city must meditate like crazy then






FINALLY!








Oh my god...EVIL MAKO!

How ever will I beat this foe?





Instantly. That's how



Clearly Cal doesn't know how to train Infernapes properly

that and Al is 7 levels stronger





Oh noes whatever shall I do?




"Super effective" he says.



And another one crushed by Al





He trying to use Shadow Ball on me with that Delphox?

Well too bad!





I HAVE AN ANGRY FISH ROCKET THING!



Sure she's kind of a glass cannon




But Speed Boost is a wonderful ability to have




Another one bites the dust...





Ew...I hate fighting Magmortars

They always have annoying movesets like Thuderbolt,Earhtquake and Fire Blast to cover themselves



Better leave it to Al and Magnitude



I fucking hate Magnitude





UGGGHHH It's shit like this that makes me hate Magmortars

Come on Magnitude don't fail me now...again...



Hnnnnnn...



Whew thank Zeus...

Would have hated to lose Al just as he becomes super strong



Ugh negate Al's only effective move why don't you



Dear god I've ruined these Pokemon.



Jasmine go! And no crying!





???





Y...you do know that Jasmine's an electric type right?






I'm starting to think Cal didn't "resign" of his own will

He was probably laughed out of the place





So this is his last 'mon?

Why was Magmortar even there?

Shouldn't he have Emboar instead?

Y'know seeing as all the rest were starters?



Just kill it.







You were fucking easy.

It's almost like this school has extremely low standards or something







That's...not foolish at all?

It's a good plan. You just happen to suck at Pokemon.







Well doesn't that just fill me with dread...

...

Betcha I can bungee jump off the edge.






Awwwwwww yeaaaaahhh!!!!



CAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL SUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSS!!!!


















I hope I don't have to pay for that roof...





Eyyy girls! How you doin'?



Oh wow I didn't think that would work...






She isn't still dying is she?

I need my badge first







It's not though. It's located in the brain.

So it's be more of an organ than a muscle...

Don't they teach biology here?




I can go to Cianwood for some Special Medicine if you want?







I don't believe you.

Mainly because Amaria said the same thing and then she coughed blood all over me.

Is it a Reborn thing to play off grievous injuries as being "winded"?





Angsty, has an asshole brother and he sucks at battling.

The usual for this region I guess





Is that even a fucking question?



Thank you Kiki. At least someone expected me to win easily.







FINALLY!





Ah it's okay I don't even remember why I needed the HM anyway







I'm starting to not want to battle you though...

The strain of battling someone so great can be fatal to healthy people

And you...aren't healthy.



Oh well...no point in growing a conscience at this stage...





...*siiiiigh*...

I was expecting it but I thought she'd have at least a shred of common sense about this.






Because you would have failed it.

Or gotten distracted and run off somewhere.











I could tell.

She wouldn't be so stubborn about being okay if it wasn't fatal

She's in denial about it...but I can't blame her for it.

Well I can...but I'll try not to.






What Cal didn't want the job?

You know her "best" student?






And once again I have to be Victoria's reality check...

Remember those orphans and Shelly?

They'll probably die if I don't do this.

And Kiki's death is a forgone conclusion either by sickness or Garchomp

So the orphans are the only logical choice to save.

I mean if there was a long and annoying quest to save Kiki i'd do it in a heartbeat but I doubt it




Sigh...this episode is really bumming me out...

We'll just speed up this fight...



One.



Two.



Three.



Four.



And Five.

It wasn't a victory i feel good about really...

Tayto really has gotten good though...





Are you okay?

I'm...uh only concerned for appearance's sake...yeah...




Ugh...I hate feeling guilty for doing the right thing



But really this battle wouldn't even be fucking necessary if Kiki wasn't such a stickler for rules and just gave me the HM

So it's her fault really



That's right Sean...blame the dying woman...







Very loosely I'd imagine

I barely show restraint or self-control when it requires me to






Or if Kiki kicks the bucket during this fight...





Well hey she's not bad looking...

...

Is she glowing?





But no one else wants to.

Fuck it let's make her last battle a good one

she IS glowing







No Guard is also a fun ability...

Mainly because Dynamic Punch becomes a strong move with 100% accurate confusion

Now for a switch and....





Selina wrecks it



Time for Taytos








Excuse me?

The fuck is "pure focus"?

It don't sound good...



Okay okay we can end it now





You bitch.

Imma double tap you.






Speed kills mother fucker!



Y-you aren't that great b-baka!







MOVING ON!






Nice to see the fighting/poison type make an appearance...

I mean why would she battle with that?

It's not like I'm gonna fight her with Fairy types





Hmmmm...



Use Psychic






Yay.



Mako'd be the best option I guess...

Kind of worried about Bone rush though...



Uh oh



That Aura Sphere tho...




She'll heal now...





Aaaaand dead.



I probably should have opened with Close Combat like usual but meh.





Here comes the stereotype 'mon.





Mnnngh...this could have been avoided if you bent the rules just a little you know...

I'd even pass up on the badge.

Mainly you'll probably die right after this match and the badge will be reset...



THE FUCK?!





Oh no Sickle has become...an ICE-SICKLE!

Hehehehe





Ulp...uh...sorry...



She'd better come back...




And Selina destroys yet another team.






Yaaaayyy...I won...










Sorry you say something?

I wasn't focusing.



Uh oh she's fading...



QUICK THROW IT BEFORE YOU DIE!

IT'LL STILL COUNT I THINK!







Oh fuck...my raw skill at battling killed her...



Or it was probably that pesky terminal illness thing...












Who gives a shit about what those losers think?

You need better priorities right now love












Well...fuck.

This is rather uncomfortable...






Dammit don't leave me alone here Victoria

I don't know what to talk to her about...





Nononononono...

Y'see last time I let a Gym Leader out of my sight he jumped off a bridge





GIVE ME MY BADGE KIKI.


























Do you even know the woman like?








It won't.

It's going to get much worse if Shade's computer is anything to go by...






I hate that rule...it's bullshit.

I mean what about people who beat Kiki way before I did?

Does their badge get reset too?





Your dying master?

See? I've been paying attention.





He would have lost anyway...







He IS an idiot so it wouldn't be hard for him to do

Besides...



Cain's dead, Victoria.

He tried to surf on a Muk...you know...the toxic puddle pokemon?



Actually how did he use Surf in the first place?

I haven't even gotten that far yet and he's way weaker than me...

Ah I'm sure it's the same bullshit that lets other people use their Pokemon without HMs

Lord how I hate that nonsensical rubbish






Nope. Stop. Desist. Stad.



I don't want to get him.

He's annoying and sexually aggressive towards me.

And I have no reason to save him unless I wanted to lose the kids to Team Meteor again.

WHICH I DON'T.





Wait what?



...

...

...

...



FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-





FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK





















WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET THE DAMN REPLIES?!?
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@BreezyPonie - That was my favorite part as well.

@Gaunt - Nope drowned. I'm just going to recover the key from his body next episode.

Geh...much pain...especially because I didn't see it coming...also you should probably die now.

I'm a Rawrcist after all.

Hyuk hyuk hyuk

@Dragon116 - I mean isn't in a thesaurus for the casual context this show is in do you get what I mean?

Heh I wish it had come out. But this is coming from the year 2005.
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November 15th, 2015, 1:35 pm #82

this hack should be renamed pokémon fetch quests

how long is this you've been waiting for just the one badge now :v
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

November 16th, 2015, 10:18 am #83

Pillowcase wrote:this hack should be renamed pokémon fetch quests

how long is this you've been waiting for just the one badge now :v
Normally I'd wait until Sunday to reply but Pokemon Reborn isn't actually a ROM hack
It's a stand-alone game made using RPG Maker XP

Oh and I just bet Kiki's gonna croak before I get it too


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wedward45
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
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Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

November 19th, 2015, 7:18 am #85

Finally caught up!!!!

...

I probably shouldn't have stayed up until 2 AM reading this.
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

November 22nd, 2015, 11:03 pm #86



Probable spoilers in this song so read below first maybe?

Or don't. I'm not your mother.



Aloha Bitches and welcome to another episode of "Where's My Badge?"

Haha.

I want my fucking badge.

Anyway this is the penultimate episode of season 2 so we're getting closer and closer to the long Christmas break I'm going to take

so I can FINALLY play Fallout 4

Anyway...



ONWARD!
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Nuzlocke Forums :

@poopawman - If I'm lucky it will. I remember a time where it only took 3 updates for a badge...happier times...

And then I shall steal his hair and use it to carve through my enemies...

@wedward45 - Yes. Always do it. Sleep is for the weak and mentally stable people


Reborn Website -

@Drymus - It is a very pointless place isn't it?

@Gaunt - "Had" I need a new one now. Oh it's a long and heroic tale for another time.

It's sooo interesting but alas...you'll never hear it...because it could be used against me as evidence in court.

Nah it's just Cal. Stupid, stupid Cal...Oh well I'm sure he'll make better decisions from now on...

@Dragon116 - 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups and 100 squats and running 10 km EVERY SINGLE DAY.

I...it's me bungee jumping into the academy?

@mikimos - Glad you liked it and don't worry I make everything look easy.

Especially modesty. I'm the best in the world at that.

@Foamy - Blame the council of evil elders that rules the site.

I hate being on Team Showcase. It's not as cool as Reborn City...

Glad to see you back in the fold Foamy.



Well as you can see I've finally arrived at Azurine Island...

AND IT'S STILL FUCKING RAINING



Which is slightly foreboding...could it be foreshadowing something?

Who knows?

Anywho...



It took me like 5 minutes before I figured out I could walk on these things

I thought they were rocks



But before we continue let's see what amazing Pokemon live on this island...










Woo.




Mario references are always funny

exceptwhenIhavetocatchashittymushroomImeancomeonit'sjustagen5VoltorbOverworldjokeGRRRRAHHH















What's this sparkly X on the ground?



Not anymore



Because I picked it up.

Looks like an earring...probably Cain's...





Oh no don't you start with any of that SeanXCain bullshit game.

I ain't having that shit in my Nuzlocke.





Hi there.



Can I "axe" you a question?

that felt so forced...



This island is boring



This island really sucks



And do you know what?



I don't give a fuuuuck.



Actually that looks like a building over there.

Probably where Cain is hiding...

...



He's lucky I'd rather find him than go back through this shitty island.



Also that is a magic healing gem so I am instantly on my guard.

Oh well what's behind door number one?



Team Meteor. What. A. Surprise.





Also HOW were you not expecting me?

I've literally smashed up most of your factories and beaten all of you grunts half to death

I'm really trying to become Team Meteor's Anti-Christ.



You see? Even the stupid one get's it.



How...how did you capture Victoria aga-

Oh wait they're talking about Cain...



I wouldn't call him a friend per se.

I mean most friends are able to hand over a fucking key without needing to run around half the region

And most friends don't use the excuse I'll give it to you later when it is literally as simple as putting their hand into their pocket and giving it to me.

So no he's not my friend.





YOU'VE KILLED HIM!?!?

Aster...Eclipse...I don't know what to say...T...thank yo-






...

You fuckers got my hopes up.



Yeah...someone is.



You guys might want to get some reinforcements or else this'll be too easy...





I've fought you with Fern and Victoria.

Neither of them are my friends.

That'd be Shelly, Amaria and that Potion lady from episode 1.

I never did find her again...



Ah well enough talking...





LET'S FIGHT!!!

Dear god what emotion was I going for in this picture? Constipation?





Hmmmm the match ups aren't bad except for Sickle's rock weakness...



But really...





Who can stop my best girls?



Heal all you want~



It won't matter in the end...



Oh fuck a Rhydon...

Okay kill Solrock then bail Sickle




Yeahhh Solrock? More like Sol-SUCK!

nailed it



Well thanks for using that shitty move Rhydon.





Geeeet the fuck back Sickle I'm not pushing my luck that far.



Now for a little Flying type exploit...



Just let Selina finish her turn...



Gaaaaah you bitch.



Chance it anyway





What he said!





Now my "master plan" can unfold...



6 huh?



Well it should kill the Magmar at least...





Fuck.



DOUBLE FUCK!



AAAAHHHH!



AAAAAAHHH!



Okay I missed a few shots but Al killed Magmar and then Eclipse(?) sent out a Milotic and I switched in Jasmine





Okay minor set-back but everything's cool now...



Was kind of hoping for a kill there Tayto...

T-tayto?



No...





















Tay....to...



If only you killed it with Twister you stupid bird...








Siiiiiigh...It shouldn't depress me this much...he wasn't very strong or fast but...ugh...






No no no fuck that not losing two Pokemon in one battle ever

Especially not to Aster and Eclipse.





It's a terrible idea but I have no other options at this point

Al's slow as fuck. Selina's in the red. Sickle's at half Hp and Tayto's dead.

You've got a full tank of gas buddy.



Dammit why couldn't you pull a Cal and attack Jasmine instead?



It's okay after this the Milotic will be gone and-





NNNNNGGGGHHHH WHY NOW?



I have to sacrifice Mako's attack for this....



NO NOT MAKO!!!
































JESUS CHRIST MY HEART!

FUCK.







Hooooo...

At least I healed him this turn so no suicide hits...




Phew...that's gone at least...

Now back you come Mako



No idea what you're talking about but sit the rest of this out pal.

SICKLE!

Fuck 'em up.







That was too fucking close...




You're telling me...

Ya bitch.





God damn it that exciting battle made me forget about him.

Thanks for reminding me.

Ya bitch.





He's behind that machine covering that door on the back wall right?

I can clearly see the door frame.

Try harder next time.







Go die in a fire Eclipse.

Ugh...well enough moodiness I'll brood later



Now where o where could the secret door be?



Is it here?



Or is it....



HERE!










Oh boy I can bury my bird...





Well Tayto it's been a real trip

You were annoying and arrogant

But damn it I'm going to miss you

Amaaaazing graaaace...








Sigh...



I'm going to train up Ace I think

Hopefully he won't die immediately...



HAHA.

Welcome aboard the sinking ship Ace.



Just a quick heal...



And now to...sigh...save Cain.



Uh...hello?





Well I guess I better cough politely to announce my presence.



Cough.



Cough.






Ugh...I know what those three Y's mean Cain...

I've been texted before.



Ugh...






I think you mean "He washed ashore because a Muk can't be used as a boat and he's an idiot for trying it?"







And then Cain said this :






Bleugh.



I think I threw up in my mouth a little...




















BECAUSE PLOT!




I'm not a cop anymore Taka confessing won't spare you a beating.





Good.










Well...that's going a bit far...

I just thought they were going to beat everyone up.

But I'm sort of waiting on a badge from them so I'm going to have to stop you.

Oh and save Kiki, Victoria and Whats-his-Face.

That too.






I'm kind of surprised it hasn't been raised to "Kill on sight"

I mean Solaris seemed pretty keen on never letting me enjoy hats again so...




Oh right we starting?



YOOOOOM-TAAAAAHHH!




No...It can't be...



HE'S ACCIDENTALLY SENT OUT HIS HOUSE KEYS!

EVERYBODY PANIC!!!






Aaaaand there goes one of the laziest designs in Poke-History.



This was a fairly uninteresting battle if I'm honest so let's just zoom through eh?



Biff.



Boff.



Boom.



I see trying to hide the tears eh?






Right I don't think Taka's all that psyched about being part of Team Meteor

Maybe I can convert him to the good side?

Well...MY side at least.






OOOOORRRR I could stop you here and now and avoid climbing that effing volcano again?



NOPE!



I GUESS I JUST DECIDED THAT I COULD USE A NICE HIKE THEN YEAH?

NO YEAH THAT'S A GREAT FUCKING IDEA.



Shut the fuck up and give me the key to the Wasteland.





CAIN.



KEY. WASTELAND. NOW.






And lord knows THAT would be just tragic...




He's going to get captured again isn't he?

Well if not he certainly won't be able to stop them.



I'm going to call it here folks.

I need a break from all the stupid...

And the Meteor's are getting surprisingly good at battling if Aster are Eclipse are anything to go by...

Oh well...see you guys onnnn...

December 6th?

Yeah that's when the new episode will be up



Same Poke-Time, Same Poke-Channel!
































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November 23rd, 2015, 12:49 am #87

taka's eyes are absolutely ridiculous

is he allergic to his contact lenses or something
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Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
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Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

November 23rd, 2015, 3:00 am #88

Always hard to lose a Pidgeot. A nuzlocke just isn't the same without a bird jesus guarding your back.
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
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Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
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Joined: October 3rd, 2015, 11:06 am

November 25th, 2015, 8:23 pm #89

Man, so much happened since last time I looked around here. Losing a 'mon against some thugs sucks. Glad the others survived.
Nice gifs by the way.
As my username suggest, I am Dutch.

I'm graduated!!! :yay: :dance:

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Cheeshead tries a screenshot nuzlocke. Update number five has been posted 16-12-2015.
Updates come once a week. (After my exams)

SoldierAce is a true bro for making this amazing banner. :D
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So the old and new test combined brings me to the type I gave myself during the signup. Interesting
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Normal Types are usually light-hearted and easy-going people. Like everyone else, they have their flaws and insecurities, but perhaps uniquely, they're able to accept themselves and others in spite of their flaws and always make the best of it.
Ice Types are some of the most unique people- they have great ideas and are fun to be around... But seldom often realize it. Many Ice Types hide behind a veil of insecurity despite their unique strengths, and as such never appear quite as involved as they might wish.
Somehow, this sounds pretty accurate.
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

November 30th, 2015, 3:49 am #90



The lyrics for this are batshit but it kinda fits

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@Pillowcase - I just thought he was tired of all the bullshit that happens around him

Or he was sick or something

@Wedward45 - I can't think of any runs where they survive until the end...

@Cheesehead - Everything's gone to shit mostly...

Orphans, Torture, Cain's idiocy and Victoria's uselessness.

What fun this has been



Reborn Website :

@Foamy - Uhhhhh....
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@biboo195 - Oh god that offhand insult is going to bite me in the arse isn't it?

@Dragon116 - Yes but I'm "fairy" sure that some Japanese guy just looked at what he had in his pocket to come up with it

Next gen we'll have Linty the Pocket Lint Pokemon

@Drymus - 2HP...and Al had 3HP left too

Nah that was always the damn cat. Tayto was more of the Twitch Plays representative

@Gaunt - It seems to be a running theme with Bird Pokemon in this show...

@Chilibunny - Thanks! Always nice to see a new face.



Hey there gang!

Looks like we're onto our second season's finale eh?



Let's hope nobody jumps of a bridge and welches out on giving me a badge this time...



I'm sure Kiki made a miraculous recovery and Taka slipped into some lava with the PULSE



Yeah...that'd be great.







WHY?

It's pretty clear this is a race against time Victoria!

Ughhhh...make it quick then.

I'm starting to sound like Heather...






OH REALLY?



And you didn't think of mobilizing your large martial-arts trained student body to stop them?





Well you guys maybe



I'm legging it if things go awry

And because my in-game character can't act intelligently, things most certainly will.






More? The fuck else could they want from a volcanic eruption other than devastating the region?

...

Groudon doesn't live in the volcano right?

Right?




Oh so it isn't something more It's what they've been doing this whole damn time






Right that's a load of shite Kiki

Reject technology? You have a T.V and an in-house Pokemon center



Trust me I stole one of those things





Good thing we didn't waste time having a meeting about something we already know is happening eh?






...



*Snrk*





Nor was it the time for a pre-battle huddle but whatever...



You mean "Sean" right?








Don't worry Vicky. I'll take care of it for you

and that shiny badge





Oh really?

Give me the damn Wasteland Key so.





I'm going to push him into the volcano.

I'll just blame Team Meteor...





Too late.

That impromptu music number cost us crucial seconds

Everyone's going to die.

Because of YOU.






Whoop-de-fucking-doo!

Now let's go save this stupid academy before I die of old age



Oh what now?






Wait...







Don't do what you're about to do game.

Don't do it to me.

Please...







HHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHH



Fuck it I'm done.

*click*





































































God damn this game's addictive-ness

LET'S GO SAVE THE ACADEMY!

YAY!





Uhhhhh...



Who the fuck was that?

Cain? Taka? Meteor Grunt Antoine from episode 4?



Nope it's you of course.







Well you can heal my Pokemon for me I suppose.

Can't think of any other use you'd be...



Oh?



I wonder if I can turn on the lava right here...

Hypothetically of course...

Yeah...



HA!



No.





That he fucking sucked and should be ashamed to call himself a Pokemon trainer.

Why'd you ask?






Uh...





Is this really the fucking time for you to tell me about your obvious crush on Cal?

You know? WHEN WE'RE FIGHTING TERRORISTS?






Well Cal's going to die.

Victoria just raised like a thousand death flags for him.

Oh well no real loss.










Joke from Shrek 2!





OH JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH THEY BEAT CAL!

WHAT EVER WILL WE FUCKING DO?





...

You'd think you'd be good at taking two guys at once huh?






Anyone else feel like she said Apophyll as an afterthought?

Anyone?





We could pee all over your stuff?

Bet you wouldn't like that huh?





Let's get this party started already then!






Hah?

Is that how it works?

I thought it was instantaneous...

Does that mean people in the forest covered Wards just watched as a group of shady people set up PULSEs attached to screaming Pokemon in their city centers?






*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-






-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPP*


Wait who cares?





Alright then let's see what Meteor's bossman can do then.





Yeah that's going to go soooo well for you.





"MWAHAHA I SOLARIS AM A GIANT WEABOO!!!

LOOK AT MY ANIME POSE AND TREMBLE!!!"




Oh my god he's seriously only using one Pokemon?





...

What?






No seriously what?





I...how...you...

Oh dear god...






T-this can't be happening right?






THAT DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN RIGHT?????




H-hope?



No...






C-Cheshire...




S-Selina...



Well I don't give a shit about you.



It...it can't just end like this...

Not so pathetically...



Mako...






...

god damn it...





I...







Damn it...






















































































































































What? It's still going?



I don't understand

I should have been scurried back to the nearest Pokemon Center...



What the fuck was this then?

A scripted battle?

In a Pokemon game?





Thanks for fucking reminding me Victoria.

Really.






Wha?






And how are you going to do that?








WELL GUESS WHAT DIPSHIT YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE VOLCANO YOU'RE ABOUT TO BLOW UP

WHAT WAS YOUR EXIT STRATEGY?






Finally she's learned some common sense!







WHAT?







CAL YOU TRAITOROUS MOTHERFUCKER!




Oh boo hoo hoo my brother was mean so I'm going to kill everyone by being a FUCKING BITCH!








DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!






Jesus...that's not a good way to go...







Oh no you fucking don't.



DIE. DIE. DIE.





IT DIDN'T WORK?!?

WHY DO I EVEN BRING THIS THING?





Uh...uh...



ELBOW DON'T FAIL ME NOW!

*crunch*



ELBOW YOU FAILED ME!



GAAAAAAH!!!





Well...that only hurt...a fucking lot...



DAMMIT!

MY BADGE!

AND KIKI!





OH YEAH? KIKI WOULD HAVE JUST SURVIVED THE VOLCANO FALLING ON HER AFTER YOU BLEW IT UP?






Don't fucking re-iterate what I say after what you did you pony-tailed prick.











NO ARGUMENTS HERE!









Or y'know...

KILLING SOMEONE'S MEDICHAM?





Oh great let's all enjoy some tea and biscuits while we welcome you back no problem!



Fuck you and your enlightenment

We don't want you on our side.









IT DOESN'T IN MY EYES CAL!









OH MY FUCKING GO-













THANK YOU FOR CALLING HIM OUT ON HIS BULLSHIT VICTORIA!



Fuck off already.








Glad to see we're already lying to ourselves about what just happened...









...

Let's...let's just leave this damned place already...










































Well...that could have gone better right guys?

...



Ugh...

Perhaps a bit too soon to be making jokes...






Thanks Victoria...



Although why did I need this again?








...



...

I suppose I can let it go...

After all it's not her fault I don't have the badge...

It's Solaris and Cal's fault.








Of course she did.

You are literally the best out of an entire school.

And that's really sad.






Heh...flaking out till the end eh Victoria?

Don't worry. I will never lose again.

Never.





I think she just said "both of us" so you wouldn't feel left out dipshit




You could leave?

That'd cheer me right up.





What's more important than getting badges?





OH.



OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!



Oh god how long has it been?

Uhhh...Let's see...

4...no 5 weeks?

Yup... they're dead

Definitely dead...









I swear to god if you aren't there with the key in hand I'm going to break you.

Into little flamboyant pieces...




Sigh...

Despite everything you've done to aggravate me I'm going to miss you

You have now been added to my friend list.

Guess I better get to the hardest part of this series...








...







...

It shouldn't have to end like this...

...



Well...we've had a good run huh guys?

Made it all the way to a second season...



But I can't see me continuing this show after losing all my best Pokemon in one bullshit battle

I mean HOW was I supposed to win against Solaris?

I had no idea he was going to pull that bullshit...



Anyway thanks for all your lovely support

It made doing this run a real pleasure...

Bye bye.

















































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Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
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November 30th, 2015, 4:25 am #91

Well... shit. Now what are you gonna do. You've got... the Growlithe and the Ponyta left to work with, I think. At least, those would be the only ones that would actually be useful to you.

I think this sort of thing is what the bullshit clause is for...

But you aren't playing with one. Dammit.

Add one ASAP and apply it here. Quite aside from the unfairness of scripted losses in general and this battle in particular, I legitimately do not think you'll be able to keep going with the Pokemon currently in your PC.
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Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
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November 30th, 2015, 7:27 am #92

What the actual f*ck was that? A battle that was scripted to be a loss? I call bullshit :argh:
I feel actually flattered that we are all in the credits. And wow. Gate of Truth. Somebody is going to lose an arm and a leg.
I'm looking forward to season 3.
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November 30th, 2015, 11:41 am #93

Oh C'mon, you don't have to accept that bullshit.

If the game doesn't play by the rules neither should you, call in the bullshit clause and keep your team alive. No one is gonna condemn you for not accepting the outcome of a scripted battle.
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December 6th, 2015, 12:01 am #94

what an absolute cal-amity that has befallen us all
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Conqueror of the Sootopolis Gym
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Joined: May 20th, 2010, 2:32 pm

December 6th, 2015, 12:12 am #95

Forcde loss situations don't count in nuzlockes, especially that one.

That is fair grounds to call Bullshit Clause.
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Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
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Joined: October 27th, 2015, 9:56 am

December 7th, 2015, 2:48 pm #96

We all demand Bullshit Clause!
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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
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December 8th, 2015, 1:15 am #97

Wow...I heard Reborn was a dark game, but I had no idea...

And you should totally call bullshit on that LV 75 Garchomp
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

December 12th, 2015, 4:08 pm #98

Howdy! I just thought I'd reply to the lovely commenters seeing as I won't get to normally till next year.
wedward45 wrote:Well... shit. Now what are you gonna do. You've got... the Growlithe and the Ponyta left to work with, I think. At least, those would be the only ones that would actually be useful to you.

I think this sort of thing is what the bullshit clause is for...

But you aren't playing with one. Dammit.

Add one ASAP and apply it here. Quite aside from the unfairness of scripted losses in general and this battle in particular, I legitimately do not think you'll be able to keep going with the Pokemon currently in your PC.
You're forgetting Sickle. I'd almost do a spin-off of just me and her against the world...as long as that world has no Rock,Flying or Fire types.

Don't worry this is an isolated incident and I'll only make a clause for this particular fight.

The rest is free game.
Cheesehead wrote:What the actual f*ck was that? A battle that was scripted to be a loss? I call bullshit :argh:
I feel actually flattered that we are all in the credits. And wow. Gate of Truth. Somebody is going to lose an arm and a leg.
I'm looking forward to season 3.
Well...there are other ways to open the Gate...doesn't have to be MY sacrifice...
Andrey wrote:Oh C'mon, you don't have to accept that bullshit.

If the game doesn't play by the rules neither should you, call in the bullshit clause and keep your team alive. No one is gonna condemn you for not accepting the outcome of a scripted battle.
The high council of Nuzlockers might condemn me.

Don't look at me like I'm nuts. The signs are all there...Quick put on your tin-foil hat!
Pillowcase wrote:what an absolute cal-amity that has befallen us all
...

I hate you sometimes.
Alba Corbina wrote:Wow...I heard Reborn was a dark game, but I had no idea...

And you should totally call bullshit on that LV 75 Garchomp
Let's hope nothing else tragic and sad happens right?

...

Oh god it's just going to get worse.
LamberChic wrote:We all demand Bullshit Clause!
I shall give it!
Raverist wrote:Forcde loss situations don't count in nuzlockes, especially that one.

That is fair grounds to call Bullshit Clause.
The problem is that it's actually possible to beat Solaris and his Garchomp but it would require moves like Destiny bond, Perish song or Endeavour + Focus Sash + Quick attack.

And seeing as this was played blind I didn't make a master plan before the fight


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Conqueror of the Rustboro Gym
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December 12th, 2015, 8:13 pm #99

DerogatoryTrainer wrote:The problem is that it's actually possible to beat Solaris and his Garchomp but it would require moves like Destiny bond, Perish song or Endeavour + Focus Sash + Quick attack.
I can confirm that it is possible, but when I played I used an arguably cheaper tactic - I brought Sturdy Magneton and spammed Flash until he got to -6 Accuracy, healing with...something (I think I used Moomoo Milks) until he missed. Then I dropped his SDef to -6 with Metal Sound and blew him away with Flash Cannon (which was a 3HKO at -6 SDef).

If you win you get a slight alteration of dialogue as Solaris brushes off the loss, saying he was only meant to waste your time/this isn't even my final form or whatever. It's still better than your friends acting all bamboozled that your team of 40somethings got owned by a L75 Garchomp with a competent moveset. :V

That being said, this still wholly falls under BS Clause since it is a forced fight and it is impossible to take down this Garchomp without resorting to cheap tactics.
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Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
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Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

December 12th, 2015, 8:41 pm #100

Wait, Sickle lived?
*checks update*

Okay, that's one nuke you still have, but even she wouldn't have been enough by herself.
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