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BubbleTea
Indigo League Champion
Indigo League Champion
Joined: July 11th, 2012, 9:26 pm

September 16th, 2015, 9:59 pm #61

What's a Scolipede and some Venipedes doing in the city? Bad pest control, maybe?

Having an orphanage and asylum 2-for-1 deal, and a notorious psychiatrist using shock therapy? Sounds about right for this region...

Your reactions towards the end of this update was amazing.
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Alba Corbina
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: February 6th, 2015, 2:53 pm

September 16th, 2015, 11:42 pm #62

You haven't seen Princess Bride?! Go watch it immediately!

It's a shame you couldn't catch that Venipede.
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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: September 22nd, 2011, 1:55 pm

September 17th, 2015, 12:19 am #63

The whole thing with Shelly pisses me off so much. "The one who's really hurt by all this?" IT'S NOT A DAMN CONTEST. A kid seeing a dead body and a kid losing her father are both pretty freaking bad. Goddamn >.<

And Victoria continues to be a useless roadblock. But at least she's not Fern. That's always a plus.
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

September 26th, 2015, 1:11 am #64



Great news Chesire!

Now that you're almost level 30 we'll be rolling in that sweet Pay-Day loot...



...What...



MOTHER FU--



You might think it smells fishy

And looks unpleasantly squishy

But it tastes all right to me...
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breaks just to stave off boredom a while longer. You should wake up.


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I need it for...a friend...so he can murder her.


Hey there fans and welcome back to this mess of a run.

Last time Victoria learned not to get in my way of beating up a 12 year old's small animals



I mean what a bitch right?

Anyway let's sort out this Gym puzzle





]

Okay the screens raise the bookcases and I guess I have to make a bridge across?

Simple enough...





Shit.



No.



NO.



NOOO!





I DID IT!



All it took was a little thinking...



...





Let's move on now mkay?





Don't think I have any one who can use this yet...

That Petilil maybe?





NOPE NOT YET!

I've gotta pad the episode with grinding and useless events



Like this healing shot.



And this shot of some Hopips



Are Hoppips any good? It's been a long time since I was in Johto...



Blargh!



Guess I could need a grass/flying type at SOME point...



Or not.

I hate this fucking bird



Yeah?!? Well you better evolve soon or it's bye bye to your Team membership pal!





Hello? Walter White is that you knocking?



Oh no It's his cousin Bobby Black.

The one who bangs

...

On behalf of everyone here I'd like to apologize for that poor attempt at a joke.

We hope you didn't leave out of disgust.

...

Though we can't blame you for it.
















Odd how a key for a different warehouse opens up this warehouse but not the other warehouses.

Warehouse.



Oh boy.



Well if it isn't my favorite group of morons...





Hello.







I'm gonna guess the other side of town.

Nobody can leave the city because you tried to murder me in episode 1 remember?





And the annoying teleporting returns.



Fuck that guy now let's find the missing stolen pokemon!





WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!?





IT'S HAPPINY!





I mean I'll probably never use you as I'm overloaded with Normal types but It's better than living on the streets

minutely
















Threw these two in the box for later use
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Later being never.


Did some grinding in the Staircase.





Oh?





Ohohohohoho...

That's gonna come in really handy...















Hmmmm...

If I level Mako up to an Infernape Shelly'll be a breeze

But the obedience cut-off is level 35 Thank you Corey



But in all my infinite wisdom I formed a perfect work around...





I'm gonna miss that punchable face y'know....



Haha now Shelly'll have no chance against us right Mako?



Mako?



GREAT BALLS OF FUCKING FIRE!!!



SWALLOW IT YOU FLAMING FUCKER!



DerogatoryTrainerused the Common candy

Hmmm he's still stronger I think...



Nah just post-evolution jitters nothing to worry about bud.




And then I found these beautiful people.





And beat them obviously





Well I suppose I never trained a Goldeen before but I didn't know you can learn HM moves naturally

Huh.





And this is why they are beautiful...

Because they give me endless battles to grind my Pokemon off of

I love them.



Slightly annoyed I spent an hour in that fucking cave but hindsight is 20/20

And so...





How'd you like being majestic as fuck Flounder?



Nice to not look like a sissy goldfish eh?



Now...I think we're finally ready to defeat a 12 year old girl...



Hello said 12 year old girl...





It made me abuse my Pokemon.

Good job!



Hehehe...

Geddit?

Because Bugs.





Sigh...

Fine let's hear about your tormented past...




Which one?

Bugsy?




Could be Falkner too...Bird prejudice and all that





Ergh...Please don't start crying...






Save some of that luck for yourself Shelly...





PILLOW POWERS ACTIVATE!

not the best war cry but whatever...





God I hope this one won't commit suicide...





Oh it's a double battle?

And Masquerain has Intimdate?

Oh I suppose it's like Arbok with it's eye patterns

Except you know Arbok's a fucking giant snake.



Slap the bitch





Love this move





"Icy" you don't understand to use Stab attacks when faced with neutral typing





Dick move Shelly




This isn't a damn anime cat,fix your eyes!



STAY AWAY FROM THE BLENDER DUMBA-



Son of a...



Yeah yeah spam your weak shit at me





Death has come.



All over your face.



...

said Sean to the 12 year old girl

...

I'm going to jail after this episode aren't I?



Anorith?

Glad Flouder will have his first evolved battle here



Heal allll you want...



He used Aqua Jet on Flounder...

Lovely.



And the images won't upload but it was a weirdly strong critical hit so I switched in Mako and killed Anorith



Shelly...do you know what Types are?



Doesn't matter. Jasmine's gonna rock your world



Nice.



Yes but by doing so I feel better.

And isn't that all that matters?

Me?





Oh lord her brother's Bugsy...





Well played game this made me laugh out loud.

Someone having an inferiority complex to the biggest loser in Johto?

I mean he uses a fucking level 15 Metapod and Kakuna in a gym battle for christ's sake

"I'm Bugsy! I never lose when it comes to bug Pokémon. My research is going to make me the authority on bug Pokémon!"

Seriously what a fucking tool.

You're better off here Shelly






Sorry "Drastically"?

That sounds bad...






No need to worry I guess Mako's pretty much killed him and Tayto's move next turn is Quick Attack

WHICH HE BETTER NOT FUCK UP



You. It's why I'm saying it.






...I should have pushed Tayto in front of Hal...



Like a bitch.



WOOO VICTORY RAVE PARTY GO!



This is nightclub music right? It's been a while...









Probably because he's a Bug Catcher who got lucky and scored a gym position

You're miles ahead of him dear.





Well that's a given but you weren't so bad yourself

That Heather monster was quite...

Wait where the fuck are my images for that part?

I had a whole bit lined up!

And the Wormadon?



Well that's all I found...

I beat the Yanmega quite easily too just in case you're wondering

ugh what a trainwreck

But you guys trust me right?



RIGHT?



Thank youuuuu~






Fairly sure someone actually liking me is impossible no matter how many badges I have Shelly





Ah...the sweet beauty of back-tracking...




Neat. You'll spoil me at this rate Shelly...




Be a bit more confident in yourself Shelly you did better than Splats McGee back in Beryl ward







...

I have got to stop putting my foot in my mouth...



What there's more?






Oh?






"Retired"?






Oh god It's probably Cain isn't it?






What she doesn't watch the news?

What kind of game are you running here Amethyst?






Well how can I say no to that reluctant request?









I know it's been mentioned before but Nurse Joy's a sadistic fuck.



Hmmm guess I'll make some team changes before I end the episode



You're just upset that we aren't teamed up for the first time ever



Poison's next so Selina's back in the gang





Yeah no.



Don't care~



Well I beat Shelly to no one's surprise I'd imagine

And if it is someone's surprise, go fuck yourself I'm great at this.



Till next week buds and budettes.
















Oh god I have to release them weekly now?











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quiggles
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Joined: January 8th, 2014, 3:00 am

September 26th, 2015, 10:59 pm #65

You have my kind of humor.
Steven universe references? a sonic screwdriver? Actually making me chuckle and laugh?
you have earned a round of legit applause.

also, do not worry about that shiny bellsprout as much. there are much coolers shinies [most to all the shinies are different]
like vivillion... shiny vivillion is the devil (i could not get the image to work)

the shiny rate has also been raised to 1% in this game.
New run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/topic/9193304/
Will you cross the ever grand sea (totally not polluted with puns... oops. A pun)

im on pokefarm now!
http://pokefarm.org/user/quiggles1
help me out~
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digimon dusk randomized and nuzlocked!/big]
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coming soon... randomized soulsilver.... Well i'm screwed
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

October 3rd, 2015, 11:52 pm #66



Hmmm...



Hey there everyone I'm just trying to figure out a perfect spot to place the camera



I'd have to make my bed every week if I aim it here...



This'll do.

man what a shitty opening




In light of recent news...
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@BreezyPonie - I'm glad someone liked it. I threw up after writing it.

@Anvilicious - *throws new episode*

@ShadowStar77 - Fire solves every problem in this game.

@Dragon116 - Hey she's the so called manager of this thing she should know if any of her employees pulls a Corey.

#MyHouseisbuiltoutofOrphanTears. Haven't read the books? I'll be free soon and i'll drop chandeliers on you ALL!

@aquawaffle - Are you still on about that? I had a very good reason for doing it you know!

...

It was funny.

@Gaunt - I'd have them all locked up or dead by now but as luck with have it they can all friggin teleport....

@Jaromir - Overkill is the only kill I care about. Dude even I have to draw a line somewhere...I mean what kind of monster would blow up prime real estate

like that?

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@Quiggles - Peridot is bae. That's all I have to say.

I pretty much forgot about it in a day. I mean it's just a Bellsprout I'm sure I'll get something cooler


I'm gonna skip the greetings and get straight to business mkay?

Last time Shelly twisted my arm into reporting a major event to Amethyst

Who probably should have already known about it

Anywho let's get this fun time train started!



...



Aaaaand the train's been derailed...

Train crashes happen a lot in this game

Man I don't want to deal with Fag Jockey already...



MAKOOOO!



I just want to get this over with quickly.





'Fraid so.

also why is he always passive aggressively hitting on me?

I mean lost puppys are adorable




You what!?!



I SWEAR I DIDN'T PUSH HIM AME!

DON'T LET MY TRACK RECORD JUDGE ME HERE!



And yet you did nothing...MURDERER!






Oh so it's not Cain?

Thank Christ.





Nice meeting you without a train exploding Ame!



Mother fuck-







Suuuuure you do...

I think she'd rather burn the school down herself than let you have it







I'm sure she'll enjoy hearing that story

"Hey the last guy was a terrorist and killed himself. So...don't do that okay?"





A Wasteland? That sounds kinda cool...






Great!



Now hand it over you piece of human garbage.











The one time I forget to buy ammo...







Clearly confused by the concept of human compassion Fern falls back on his ONLY strategy...






Siiiiiiiigh...



I really hope at some point this game acknowledges that you've never beaten me once

I really do



Let's just get your humiliation over with shall we?





Ferroseed's are a decent pokemon I'll give him that...





They make great kindling.



Well that ruined the Mako streak I was hoping for...



He better not fuck this one up.






I've seen breezes hit harder than Tayto's gust attack.



I bet it's like being kissed by a baby you wimp.





I unfortunately don't have it in me to let you die.

You're lucky you aren't a HootHoot






I mean that wasn't even super effective and it did twice what Tayto was doing









God damn it Fern accept it already



THANK YOU!





Neat.





Un-neat.



Awwww she's so cute when she's asleep and not dramatically pausing...



Honey do you want to wake up and stop the flower from beating you up?





GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!





Well that was underwhelming...

Fern switched out almost immediately and brought out his stupid snake




She beat that shitty snake easily enough too





NO PLEASE DON'T BE MAD I LIVE IN ABJECT FEAR OF YOU LORD FERN!



I-I can offer my most prized possession to soothe your rightful wrath...





A LIMITED EDITION GO FUCK YOURSELF!




Ah the bleating of a worthless loser...music to my ears







GEE I WONDER WHO COULD THAT BE?



A very good description of Cain.

A big punk clothes wearing eggplant.



I have got to stop agreeing with Fern about people.

First Corey and now Cain.




You do as well so anything mean you're about to say will reflect on you too





Siiiiiigh...






YOUR TESTICLES. MY FIST. SQUISH.



Well I'm getting the fuck out of here.

I wonder how the Archer and the gang are getting on...





Hey Boss gimme a sec I'm gonna put on my new outfit.



How do I look?

Mysterious? Dangerous? Handsome-ious?



Now I bet you guys can't wait to hear the reasoning behind my choice of mask...

It's a reaaaal doozy.



With this mask I am the Phantom of the "Aqua"



Bask in my glory.








Finally! Those Magma scum will pay for...for...uh...

THEY'LL PAY!






The Phantom will go at once


I'm such a fucking loser





I don't remember this crowd being here.

I mean there was on earlier but they were further down the bridge spouting Attack on Titan references...






If it's a Team Rocket repelling spray I'm leaving.






HA. HA. HA.



You see how much I laughed there?

It means I found it incredibly humorous.





OOOOOOOOH!

What is it?






Well I'm probably going to be the "untrustworthy trainer" in that scenario so It's a no from me






That's a very good point. I mean I'm already the superior breed of trainer.

Having to rely on someone else demeans my might.

P.S I'm great.








Might want to use a better word than "force" there champ

I mean I'm no guy with two nerds with him or whatever the hell you are...but that word might not be well recieved





Wait how is the prototype different than the mass-produced ones?

These things only have one possible function...

Also I want one.





Well I never!

I'm going to storm away in a dignified huff!



J...K...








Ah the Magma scum hideout.

What losers hanging out in an alleyway...





And you with the Aqua gang.

Prepare to die.





Don't be such "wet" blankets guys



You know how it goes...





HOW?!? These two are STILL in the way!



But you left the other 3 at home?



This is the big Aqua finale Archer no point in pulling the punches now mate.





Uhhhh...







Hmmm...





Power isn't everything...only a fool would think that.






Archer...real talk for a second...

Do you know how to count?

If you brought Pierce we would have outnumbered them

You really are a bad strategist...






You could try yelling math problems to confuse him



Mmmmmmmmrrrgggghhhh.....







On the off chance you do beat me you'll suffer a hell of a lot more damage than Archer will against Break.






HEY! That's observational humor and only I'M allowed to have it!



For victory, honey!





Alright time to beat this flame brain at his own game...



That was kinda lame...





Thaaaat's a pretty big level jump...






But Flounder doesn't give a shit.







Flounder will "fin"ish it off after this turn and it's on to his ace

Probably a Camerupt...



What.



WHAT!?!?



Of all the bullshit moves...





DAMN YOU MAXWELL! YOU KILLED FLOUNDER!



AND NOW YOU BROKE MY HAND!







Sigh...that's annoying...



Just like this stupid mask.







I hope you drown in your tears tonight





Fuck your "For now" If I ever see you shits again I'll destroy you where you stand.






Yay.






Oh I will. I need material wealth to fill the hole in my heart



Huh?



Another fire type wouldn't be ba-





...sigh...



















So long Flounder you were very useful and I'll miss that.



Hey Sickle



I know Sickle but Flounder was a part of the team nothing will fill the void he le-





Huh? Something wrong Sickle?





Well...as long as it's only slightly...






Thanks Boss I'll catch you on the "Flipper"-side

Heh.



Better change out of my work clothes...



Ahhh back in my home colours...

Well now that I have Rock Smash it's time for some backtracking!






Whatcha doin' pal?







FUCK! This how you greet people?

No wonder you live down here in friggin' Fraggle Rock

does anyone else get that Fraggle vibe from this place?


It's...very rubble-like?





I guess that's what he calls his right and left arms




Oh so it's like Sinnoh's shitty underground thing?



So the rocks glow because of the treasure inside?




Alright!



I'll give it to you game this mechanic is much better than the one in Sinnoh










Well look a giant ominous stone door.

Actually...wasn't this door deeper down in the cave?



Guess it isn't THAT sacred...



Ponytail mentioned it containing a ultimate source of power...Does this door lead to the same place?

Or is this leading to another ultimate power?



Well...I'll be fucked if I know

So I'm just gonna shelve the door mystery for now





Hello trapped Lunatone.

I shall name you Moonpie.





...

...

...

...

...

THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAT





I don't care. You've killed waay too many free Pokemon for my liking you little shit



Now stew in there while I continue back-tracking.



Might as well let them do the grunt work



I'm not catching you.





Poor Lillipup...it must have a "ruff" life



HUMOR YOU GUYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ






Beryl ward is still a shithole it seems

I can't "beryl"-ieve it

...

I tend to go a bit weird when i wander aimlessly...






That's a roof leaping Emogla...



I must own it's life.



Hm?



GAAGHAHHHAHAGHGAAGHAGAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA












There's a cave blocked by a smash-able rock

I wonder if there's something inside to pleasure my co-



Christ!

It's dark in here.



Well...better start exploring...



I better not run into a Strength boulder...





What...is this?

It feels like I'm touching some rather thin jail bars...



One sec...



And on the 17th episode Sean said "Let there be light."





It's "frustration" eh?





I wouldn't either if somebody caught me humping a wall...



Aaaand we're out.



This is a pretty nice clearing in the for-



Huh?





YOU.





I SAID I'D BE BACK FUCKERS!

WHO WANTS TO DIE FIRST?





LET'S DO THIS BITCH!






So many flammable creatures



So little time...










Don't get cocky you're only back to evolve into a Pidgeot and we'll see how it goes from there.





Ahahahahaha...the big boy comes out to play?





FUCK ME!

That's...a rather steep difference in levels...

Mako'll probably be fine though both his types are super-effective against Shit-ry





I'm all for that.





Ooooohh that's not good I better switch...

Slightly embarrassing to do but he's got like 15 levels on Mako






YEAH BITCH! SICKLE GON' CUT YOU UP!








Hear that folks? That's the sound of Shiftry's life ending.

And it is GLORIOUS.

Now let's look for some loot while the Nuzleaf's tremble in fear of me.





Meh mediocre prize.





?!

That's my ?! face

It's the face I make when I'm shocked and/or confused



Also my bag is glowing a very eerie red...





...

I don't remember where I got you

...

And that's terrifying.






OH MY GOD!

GET INSIDE MAH BALLS!



I really love this little guy's evolved form





It was a toss up between this and Big O but this one's a nice name so I'll keep it





That was well worth the side-trip.



...Why are these Nuzleaf still here though?





Huho...



...hehehe...





That's a very fitting name for what they did to me.



What? I get more than one?

Heh...





Hahahaha...




AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA




And then there was one...



And do you know what?



I'm gonna give you the worst fucking nickname of all time.







Click to hear authentic laughter]



























Well...that was fun.



But I think they deserve a "special" box to rest in...



Coincidentally I found this old picture of me and the gang



Oh what rascals we were back in the day...



Welp that's enough about the worst war criminals ever...

We've got one last place before we're done!



The Beryl ward library!

Here I gooooo~



...



Here we are. I wonder how the zombie survivor guy is doing?




...He apparently turned into a Gothielle...





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! A TALKING POKEMON!!!



Quiet Selina.

Amazingly this pokemon is capable of human speech

It must need me for a great task

Probably in randomized dungeons with a plucky partner pokemon





Did you build it? I'm guessing no.

Which means you're squatting here illegally

And as Reborn's chief of police's favorite officer I'm gonna have to arrest you





Nnnngh...fine you can stay.




As in free stuff? Lady...mon...you have a deal



Clean up Clean up everybody everywhere~



Clean up Clean up everybody do your share~



Huh? What's this?



"Gutenberg Bible circa 1456"



I'm sure it's a dime a dozen...





Anything to help a pretty la-pokemon

Wait no that's worse...






A blue...candle?



Why is it called a Soul candle anyway?





That's...a very om-om-om-ominous thing to s...s...sayyyy



I'M JUST GONNA PUT THIS HERE OK?

OK!





Punk!



You already used that genre of music you have to pick a different one now





I guess that's a reasonable guess



It's okay.

Hey Gothielle!

I'm taking your daughter!





Gee I guess? I mean I can't speak Pokemon obviously





What does that mean?



Ah.

Well fuck.



Aren't you like 4?










Well time to draw this episode to a close



A lot went down today huh?

We beat up Fern, We beat up the Magma gang and we beat up some endangered Pokemon.



But of course we helped clean a library so my karma should be back to normal



See you lovelies next time eh?

Remember to shower me with well-deserved praise in the comments




I'M SO FUCKING HUMBLE!





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BubbleTea
Indigo League Champion
Indigo League Champion
Joined: July 11th, 2012, 9:26 pm

October 4th, 2015, 2:51 am #67

Tayto still has Gust? Not even Wing Attack or anything like that?

Damn, RIP Flounder... but Carvanha should hopefully be able to help fill in the spot left behind.

The catches for this upgrade seem pretty good.

Well... your jokes got some sensible chuckles out of me...
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Alba Corbina
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: February 6th, 2015, 2:53 pm

October 4th, 2015, 1:04 pm #68

I'll admit it; I chuckled a bit at "Phantom of the Aqua"
Whitney's Successor: A Normal Monolocke of Heart Gold

Sandy----------Red Baron----------Simon-----------Bianca------------Athena--------Antauri
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Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Joined: January 8th, 2014, 3:00 am

October 4th, 2015, 4:57 pm #69

i swear you could easily giftlocke this game.
frigging 4 nuzleafs.

but yeah, interesting fact.
the most likely reason they made the shiny rate so high is to show off the fact that they changed every single shiny.

also, i normally name my golurk line baymax
New run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/topic/9193304/
Will you cross the ever grand sea (totally not polluted with puns... oops. A pun)

im on pokefarm now!
http://pokefarm.org/user/quiggles1
help me out~
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thank you so so much perfect apple

digimon dusk randomized and nuzlocked!/big]
http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/topic/9123252/

coming soon... randomized soulsilver.... Well i'm screwed
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Cheesehead
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Joined: October 3rd, 2015, 11:06 am

October 4th, 2015, 6:08 pm #70

I found this run today and congratulations for making my cry laughing. You finally got sweet revenge on the Nuzleaf tribe. Naming one Fern, you great/evil person. Also, I seem not to be the only one who tends to name the Golett line Alphonse. I'm a bit sad about Flounder though. Be careful with the Carvhana line. They are know to be glass cannons.
As my username suggest, I am Dutch.

I'm graduated!!! :yay: :dance:

A cheesy blog
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Cheeshead tries a screenshot nuzlocke. Update number five has been posted 16-12-2015.
Updates come once a week. (After my exams)

SoldierAce is a true bro for making this amazing banner. :D
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The nomad trail, a desert themed Nuzlocke. Lost the data.
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So the old and new test combined brings me to the type I gave myself during the signup. Interesting
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What does this mean?
Normal Types are usually light-hearted and easy-going people. Like everyone else, they have their flaws and insecurities, but perhaps uniquely, they're able to accept themselves and others in spite of their flaws and always make the best of it.
Ice Types are some of the most unique people- they have great ideas and are fun to be around... But seldom often realize it. Many Ice Types hide behind a veil of insecurity despite their unique strengths, and as such never appear quite as involved as they might wish.
Somehow, this sounds pretty accurate.
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Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Joined: May 10th, 2014, 12:18 pm

October 9th, 2015, 1:39 am #71

TBH, who wouldn't want to see Fern reborn ( U see what i did there) as a Nuzleaf? :rage: :argh: :sickburn:
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

October 10th, 2015, 3:33 am #72










Well...that's the last time I go to an off-world wedding.

Everybody got squanched up...



Huh? Oh it's you guys.



How's it going?



Ooooh a shiny new title card...



Ahoy you scurvy bastards!

How fares ye?



Nice title card eh?

Took me a whoooooole minute.

But enough about that let's get cracking!
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Reborn Forums :

@Anvillicious - FUCK.

@Drymus - It just hits you out of nowhere...Oh well can't change the past.

@Gaunt - That's a good moral. Another would have been don't put me in a shitty jail cell and not let me break out on my own.

Or else I'll enslave your entire tribe.

@Foamy - If I could put a play music button that's what I would have done.

@Dragon116 -

I did the thing. People blame me for everything...THAT WAS MAKO! And Florinia's pretty efficient so it's probably back up by now
Oh shit...I'm sure the box won't be filled with flying types like it was in every other Nuzlocke I did...
Mate this entire run is basically me hating myself...mostly for starting this damn thing.
The bow is RIGHT THERE! You've probably been drinking again.
EVERYTHING PISSES ME OFF! ESPECIALLY THIS EPISODE!

@Jaromir - Yeesh Drought Vulpix no thanks. I'm gonna miss that Lumieon...wait...

@Aquawaffle - I'm hurt...such a boring ending...I'm thinking planetary devastation over here.


Nuzlocke Forums :

@BubbleTea - Level Thirty fucking Seven. Seriously. Yep Alphonse moreso than the others. Next I shall try for struggling to breathe.

@Alba Corbina - Great! I immediately regretted it after I posted it

@quiggles - Oh yeah totally there seem to be more event 'mons than wild ones. I suppose they do have the fat robot look in common

@Cheesehead - Hurray! I feed on the tears of others! Oh...I'm not finished with the good ol' Nuzleaf tribe...not just yet...

@TurtleBoi - I'm going to judge you for that. Mainly because I love being hypocritical


Oh I forgot this is what we're doing now.





It's just a lovely coinkydink isn't it?




*Insert tasteless Corey joke here*







I wonder if anyone told her that her Dad is mostly liquid yet?




Well there's a tidbit to a backstory I don't care about.





Plot progression key. Gimme.






Mnnnnnnn...

It's been a while since a guy hit on me in this game...

I was enjoying the reprieve so much...






Lovely. Now how's about you give me the key without challenging me to a pointless battle?



"Neh"? The fuck is a "Neh"?





NEH!





I've said it before but I'll say it again.

How do you see anything with that fringe?

It's wider than your face.





Well if it isn't my old friend...We should catch up!




Just as soon as you get out of the hospital...



Look we all know how this battle is going to go down so I'm gonna fast forward alright?



Bam.







AND I'M NOT USING LUBE!



Wait what the fuck did I just say?





Well good job everyone and congrats on your first battle Alphonse



Hehehe we're gonna get on fine.



I agree. To a long partnership!







Hold it right there ya ponce. No more flirty comments thanks





Oh you meant her.

Oh it's Heather.

Oh that Corey comment was badly timed.



Hiiiiii Heather...








Way to not sound creepy there Cain.




You 10 yet?

If not fuck off back to your empty house.







"HI MY NAME'S CAIN. ISN'T BEFRIENDING YOUNG GIRLS TOTALLY COOL?"

"DON'T WORRY I'M DEFINITELY NOT A SEXUAL DEVIANT CLAD IN PURPLE I SWEAR"






But she does name her terrifyingly ugly bug after you so...





"In order to get away from you I, Heather, am going to go to a location you suggested"



I'm starting to think I should make "Heather Logic" a thing.




Or anything else in that direction. I mean we're as north as we can go for now.






That doesn't really fit here you dick.

She's flying on her Salamence, her house is literally 100 meters to the right and
everything bad in her life is her fault for being born. So yeah.






Yep so hand over the key and we'll part ways for another long time yeah?






You literally just have to reach into your pocket and throw it to me.

Don't make me remind you of the last guy who welched out of a deal with me Cain.



Aaaaaand he just leaves.

*Sigh*





This whole mess is your fault Corey.

I'm going to piss on your grave next time I'm here.



And it's back into civilized country we go





Gonna leave that thing alone for now.





Some grinding might be in order...for one 'mon in particular...



Finally!



Time to get out of your teenage bullshit and become a man Tayto!





Finally...you aren't completely shit anymore

I-it brings a happy tear to my eye...



I haven't done one of these team thing in a while so here ya go



And we're back to this shit.











*Inhales*



*Exhales*

So how are you guys doing?

School going okay?










Yeah school's greaaaaat...






Well thank god for that!



Friggin angsty 8 year old and their bullshit







GODDAMMIT CAIN! THIS WAS OUR ONE CHANCE TO LEAVE!







Granted she's scared of everything but still...indoor voices girl.




Great job Cain! You've crushed Heather's last pillar of support!

An action even I deem "A bit much"





The more I deal with her the more I see why Corey offed himself.

I'm actually surprised he lasted as long as he did.





Good luck getting past a grown man and his flamboyant purple dinosaur!





Well...that was humiliating...




...

Can we let her?




And the Heather pity party is off...



I wish I could just take a long nap and wake up after all this crap is done.



But alas, A "hero's" work is never done...



GREAT!



WE JUST HAD TO RUN INTO THE WACKJOB DOCTOR WITH A TORTURE FETISH!

WE JUST HAD TO!




Atta girl Heather! Antagonize the man. That'll solve it







This girl is like 80% "Ugh"







Well if her welcher father is anything to go by...








Sorry you've worked "hours" for that title?



Guess he took a short cut to get that 7 year doctorate huh?









I have a feeling Connal's gonna break...whatever that was up.

And I also have a feeling that I'm relating more to the bad guys...

Hm.









Oh boy I don't like where this is going...





That'd be me. Her Dad foisted her on me.



I mean as much as I don't want her...I want you to have her less.








...



Cain's over there.







Well I didn't screen shot his solution apparently but I think you guys are smart enough to figure it out











Ooooooh that's gotta sting...





And she goes in for the killing blow!

DerogatoryTrainergreatly approves





Then why make it seem like she does?









Oh here they go about this "capability" nonsense again.

I'm mean what's wrong with letting a baby breastfeed off a cow?

It's no different than letting my ex-wife do it.







Actually I'm her new parent.

I've finally accepted it because it can't be worse than listen to you drone on






Uhhhh...



God fucking damn it Corey.

You should have signed the adoption forms before taking a swim in concrete.





Guess we'd better stop them...ughhhhhh...










I'm sorry you thought that would threaten me?

Of all people...ME?



I'm literally the worst non-Meteor criminal in this damn city

Aside from you of course but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you're in league with Team Meteor.

Maybe they're powered by the screams of children or something like in Monsters Inc





And to you sir!





You are the last person I want talking about what's inside people's butts







UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH



Well there goes my hopes of doing this without Cain...



Right get it all out of your system Shelly








Look you guys...



It's BOTH your faults but we can't dwell on that now

No matter how much I want to.






Great thing to say after you verbally trapped her into siding with you

I mean what was she supposed to say?

"No I want Heather to be meaner to me?"

You big purple dildo.






AND NOW HE'S FUCKING SINGING "BEST FRIENDS"

COULD THIS BE ANYMORE STUPID?




Nope fuck you.





I'm going to take my life after this episode ladies and gentlemen.

Corey was right all along. He knew he'd run into Cain eventually so he preemptively killed himself







Okay hold up a minute he's not thinking that through.



Nobody is going to send Shelly to jail.

Not even the coldest judge



They're never going to take me alive

Only dead with massive civilian casualties



"Pretty Boy Cain" won't last a day in prison.

I mean have you SEEN Cain? Even I'll admit he's pretty and deny it if you ever mention it again

They'll trade him like cigarettes.





I'm sure she's fiiiine...













Um...








Oh...oh shit...





SHUT THE FUCK UP CAIN! WE'VE GOT TO SAVE HEATHER NOW!



OPERATION SAVE HEATHER IS GO!



FUCK!



My gun won't get through the steel doors...

Guess I'll have to use my trump card...



I know I left it in here somewhere...



There you are you beauty...right under my Florina shrine.



HNNNGH



D-didn't know dirty bombs were so friggin heavy...huff...



Phew~


Okay let's save Heather!





Just gotta set this to blow aaaaaand...





A noise?








*sighs*



Hi Anna! I was hoping you'd all be asleep!







It's probably because I've slept next to a radioactive bomb for a few months now





Oh right introductions.



This is Cain. He's extremely annoying so you'll probably get on great...



And this is Shelly she's kind of shy and a bit of a downer but she's better than most.







Bet you're popular at funerals.






They're responsible for getting her locked up here.

I'm here because I'm a good person.





Excuse me what?






No...please no...





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHELLY COVER YOUR EARS!

FUCKSHITFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKASSFUCKSONOFABITCHGODDAMNMOTHERFUCKING






















This...




This is what I'm going to be doing for the rest of the game isn't it?

Babysitting these fucking orphans...

Even though they're allegedly stronger than me...




Fuck.



I assumed it was some sort of electric torture device...

Well I hoped it was actually.










This is it guys. The run ends here with Orderly Timothy.





Or he goes down like bitch.

I mean who could have predicted a faceless mook wouldn't suck?





The hell are you surprised about?

You're a Gym Leader. I'd think you could take reject nurses.



Well that's going to annoy me.








This girl...give me strength...









I understand now.



Anna belongs in this asylum. She's fucking crazy.






Well clearly you haven't been looking at me then.


ANNA VISION


ANNA VISION

Oh.



*unintelligble sobbing*











Or me, you and Shelly could just wipe them out in a minute or so...









"Smart"



Using the most basic strategic maneuver to use when facing multiple opponents is "smart" apparently.

I suppose to an idiot like Cain it would be...







Aha! Will a worthy foe taste my martial prowess?





Nope. Cowards teleported away.




Oh are we teaming up Shelly?

It's better than Cain that's for sure.

Speaking of the bollocks...





SHELLY RUN!





Well I spared Shelly one of Cain's innuendos at least

I better look for Dr.Connal

Best place to start is beating up his staff I guess.



Riiiiiight...



"I strongly disagree with these methods I carry out on a daily basis without complaint"





Yeah kid. Shelly's too nice.



Follow my example instead. Together we will bathe in orderly blood!



Fuck.

Let's ask Anna.







Maybe you should do something about it then?

Like report Connal to someone?

I mean Ame probably doesn't approve of you guys electrocuting orphans

or she does and this game just got terrifying







Okay Anna you got one smile out of me.

Let's see if you can go for two.



ONWARD!


Just so you guys know that battles are happening

They just aren't interesting.

And my god this update is fucking huge enough already





Jesus could you pick a better time to have this self-reflection moment Shells?



Ame!





Yeah I am! Turns out he's been torturing these poor chi-





Yeah but the tortu-

Actually wait a couple of kids beat up your entire would-be gym leader list?

You mean Noel and Anna I presume because I heard Charlotte inherited her gym position.

Which by the way is fucking stupid.




"AGAIN" she says.

Implying this has happened before









Here now, Clefable's a Fairy type I don't give a shit whether or not it's a wildcard.

That's against the loosely defined Poke-Rules



For shame Amethyst.

For shame.







Hey thanks but I've gotta go save some annoying orphans so I'll see you in the next gym Ame!



Data Chip?



The fuck does this do?



UHHHH we're 3/4 of the way gang...

why did I do this in one sitting?



Oh god that sentence had a possible boner refere-





THERE IT IS!






YOU LIKE MAD DICK! WE GET IT!

MOVING ON!




I'm afraid something's "barring" our way.

That was the first pun ladies and gent

That's how bad this episode is hurting me.




Great. Imma go find Heather.






Do...do I know you?








Seriously who the hell is this guy?

His pre-battle dialogue is more than just an inane sentence






Oh well isn't that convenient for you?

"Our responsibility to the children of Reborn will not be shaken"

"So we'll fill them with lightning until they get better"





OH GOD IT'S ORDERLY JOHN!!!!

He was beaten quite badly.



And I'm probably helping it overflow with this fucking orphan rescue bullshit.



Great! Now the children are free and bursting with gratitude.





Oopsie daisy I did that thing where I say something and then the opposite thing happens immediately after.

Jesus I am really salty this episode.







NOBODY IS SAFE KID

ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M WITHIN STABBING RANGE





MORE FUCKING KEYS!

MORE TALKING TO ANNA





Wow that's so impressive

*clap*

Not like I've been doing that all this time

*clap*

Not like I would like some fucking recognition for doing this against my better judgement.


















*clap*



Oh fuck off.






Ah. Our hero. Look at him fearlessly battle a Voltorb and a Spoink.

Such bravery.






Finally.






Okay. It's not like I want you to leave.













Open the cage Shelly. I want to get this over with.








I'm good. You're mediocre at best.







Honestly Charlotte? I don't think Cain has any actual friends

Cause lord knows people with friends don't burst out singing at the drop of a hat.





CHARLOTTE WHAT THE HELL YOU CAN'T SAY THE D WORD!

Rule one of Disney. Don't fuck with the mouse.







Charlotte...please reconsider...if he latches on to you I'll be free!

And isn't that all that matters?

Me?





God DAMN it game.

Stop trying to make Good Trainer Cain happen

It's not going happen.

And now you've made me reference Mean Girls. Well done.



Cool...why am I doing this again?






Oh Mr.HeyILikeYourDick has standards does he?





Well...that's distressing...

I bet he's a swell guy deep down.

I should let him out






Hehehe okay that cheered me up a bit.

Shelly is my favourite out of all these losers

By a huge margin



Yes. 3 people overran your over staffed orphanarium.

Seriously why are there so many of you and why are you all men?

Men never go into childcare jobs.

Although I'd imagine a kind lady might have spoken up about the brutal torture...

You guys are just assholes.





Bitch don't treat me like your attack dog

I call the shots around here.



Now open the storage or I'll tear you to pieces!



See? I follow my own path.

Even though that's a desperate lie as I would have abandoned you all the first chance I got.







Glad you got your cigarettes.

But since you're underage and since I'm a narc whenever I feel like fucking people over I'll confiscate them later.





Okay stop.



Just...stop it game.



Why the hell do you keep telling me how good Cain is?

He's not.

I beat him without breaking a sweat at the start of this god-damn episode.

Maybe my standard's are a little high but the last 4 people have fucking commented on Cain's badassness

And I'm actually doing stuff while he holds back 4 fucking guards.

I hate this place.

















Thanks for cheering me up kid. I appreciate it.



Good luck.

And I mean that.


Now we can finally get Heather and get the hell away from this cesspool of idiocy





Oh fuck look's like everyone's wearing their game faces.










*COUGH* TRY HARD *COUGH*






Yeah you mind stopping that there?

Her convulsions are very distracting.






And yet here you are stealing the attention.

We've only met twice but I'm guessing you do this a lot.











Hmmmmm....



Yes.








Some other variation of "Let Heather go"






Oh god she kissed him

That's disgusting



CONNAL HAS COOTIES! CONNAL HAS COOTIES!



Oh.

Well now I feel silly.








OH BOO HOO HOO. MY BACKSTORY IS SO SAD AND THAT'S WHY I'M AN ASSHOLE

Fuck off Charlotte I don't care.








She's...not talking?

Holy shit maybe this electro therapy works.

I mean I feel better about it.







Joke's on you! I'm an undercover cop!

One of Reborn's finest!



Well...I WAS.

I mean you hit the Chief's son with your car a few times and somehow they brand you a menace.




FINALLY! See you Siggy! Tell the Chief I said Hi!





Well that's gratitude for you

GO FUCK YOURSELF!





That's OUR word you can't use it!

I'm not a Slowking in disguise I swear







NOEL! IF CAIN SAID "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!


























Oh my god it's finally over.



This episode nearly killed me folks.

I mean I was already insane but I think this episode made me so mad I went sane again



What'll happen next time on the Adventures of Sean and Co?

Will Mako get his High School Diploma?

Will Sickle stop being the best?
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Will Sean get that heart transplant surgery he desperately needs?

Will the next episode be less than 602 images? It fucking better!



FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON : I'M SLOWLY GROWING A TUMOR BECAUSE OF THIS SHOW!







Oh yeah Brb gonna jump off a bridge.





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Indigo League Champion
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Joined: July 11th, 2012, 9:26 pm

October 10th, 2015, 4:58 am #73

So I think I counted 10 or so double entendres throughout this update :v:
wrote:"I strongly disagree with these methods I carry out on a daily basis without complaint"
And nobody thought of being a whistleblower to what's going on?
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

October 25th, 2015, 3:07 pm #74



Hey there. Been a while.



Sorry there was no update last week but I had...stuff to do...

It wasn't because I was too lazy to make one or anything.



*Trustworthy wink*



I ain't afraid of no ghost...
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Nuzlocke Forum :

@BubbleTea - Life...uh...finds a way. I guess the orphanage run under a strict "Snitches get Stitches" policy.



Reborn Website :

@Dragon116 - Okay...I really appreciate the attention you pay to this mess but how about we tone it back juuuust a bit?

Cause lord knows I can't reply to everything you just said.

And I'm just a very well armed good person. I swear you blow up one crucial power plant and everyone's out to get you.

@Gaunt - What did it use to be?

@Foamy - You make a fair and reasonable argument...

But calling me out is also against the badly regulated Poke-Rules so it's...1 million years in jail for you.

@Jaromir - I'm fairly sure my "character" hates himself deep down hence all the posturing and bravado. Oh god...that sounded like...

CHARACTER DEPTH!!! AAAAAAGHHHHH! Also the building was FULL of children I may be evil but i'm not THAT evil.

Although I did leave them behind with child electrocuters so...*shrugs*

@Drymus - Last time I tried he disintegrated my gun...they don't come cheap you know...also I think I left it behind when we went on the run.

@Aquawaffle - Oooh that's a good reason too...I vote to keep my motivations up to interpretation.

Sure SOCIETY might condemn me but not you guys...not you guys...what is wrong with you guys?

And yeah Shelly's the least annoying kid so she wins the slight amount of affection I show.

@Skullkin and Dragon116 - POTATOES ONLY HERE




Alright so what are we doing today?



Oh and I caught a Porygon with that Data Chip I found last episode

It was in that broken computer room in the Trainer's school.



I named him Data and I will never speak of him again.



Oh and I also evolved Flounder II



I look forward to our happy and mutual friendship Floun-





JESUS SHARKJUMPING CHRIST














































So anyway let's go help the orphans...again...





Glad to see you were left alone with a shifty homeless man.

I really need to hold you guys by the hand don't I?



And here's the gang now.





Here and totally willing to help Charlotte.







Seems like a lot of effort just for runaway orphans

Kinda wish they put this much effort into investigating the damn orphanage of torture

Wait...I thought all the exits were destroyed...

...



CHARLOTTE WHERE ARE THESE EXITS?!?!

I WANT TO LEAVE THIS DAMN CITY ALREADY!!!







I still think your sisters hate you.

I mean they could have adopted you the second they became adults

I mean Gym Leading's a cushy job and Elite Fouring's literally the top tier of jobs in Pokemon.






I GOT THIS BRO!





To our Noble Deaths.



Buh?



Oh hey it's Siggy!



HI SIGGY!

Nice man...

Bad with kids though.



Oh jesus he's doing his Chessmaster thing again...

We'll be here for a while





???

Silver is that you?






OH WELL THAT'S A GOOD SIGN




"Lost"?

Bitch I stole these orphans.

Get it right like.





Speak for yourself Sonic.






Everyone's eyes are pitch black Anna

We're tiny pixel people we can't be too picky about such things





Riiiiight I'm going to talk to someone else now...






Guess we should give up and try and take down as many cops as we c-





Or we could ask pointless questions

That works too.









How do earthquakes destroy the richest company in the region?



It was Team Meteor again wasn't it?

Fucking everything is there fault

Those jerks even blew up Julia's gym.

Yeah...

Those jerks...




*whistles nonchalantly*






I know he's supposedly the ultimate life-form but he's still just a hedgehog Anna

No need to be polite to "their kind"







I have a bad feeling about where this conversation is heading...








NOPE NOPE NOPE

I'm not fighting another demon from hell for a gym badge

I mean wasn't Julia enough?



Also I'm fairly sure Amethyst is evil and/or insane

I mean who hires a god damn DEMON for their Pokemon League?!?

Shade is literally an undead monster out for freshly squished blood

...

I love this place.






The people...not so much...





At least Charlotte thinks Anna's Jirachi doll is stupid too










I GUESS WE'RE OFF TO FIGHT A DEMON THEN!



I think it's lovely that Charlotte clearly says the police are after us and then immediately sends me to their front door.

I feels so needed in that group.

I might betray them if the chance arises now.



I'm taking you out on the condition you don't murder anymore free Pokemon Cheshire.



At least save the damn cat moments for Shade's Pokemon yeah?





Hmmmm so should I enter the spooky power plant that I am 100% sure has a ghost/demon haunting it

Or do I go down a pointless side path to pad the episode?





Pointless padding it is!




Huh...

This cave looks pretty large

Maybe this wasn't pointless after all...




OH BOY ANOTHER LIGHT CLAY!?!

I'LL ADD IT TO MY FUCKING WAREHOUSE OF THE THINGS!



Oooh an Ice-type eh?

Could be handy...





IT'S A LATE OCTOBER MIRACLE EVERYONE!

CHESHIRE DIDN'T KILL A CAPTURE!



Welcome to the Team you lucky son of a bitch





Eeeeugh...on second thought...

Welcome to the Box you poor bastard



Heh.

I'm funny.





Hey it's the stronger grosser version!

Everyone at GameFreak must of had the flu when they made these two





Ahhh...here we see nature in all its beauty...



The strong devouring the weak

The frail feeding the strong

The circle of life is quite beautiful isn't it children?



BUT FUCK ALL THAT NOISE I PREFER TRIANGLES ANYWAY!





Anyone else getting a Star wars vibe?



Cause I sure am.





Too bad so sad.

Now take your arm and get lost.





What the fizzity-uck?



Uh...huh...

Do you mind letting go of me now?



Do I not get a say in this?



WONDERFUL





It's accurate and it requires a restraining order





That's...Corey's I'm guessing?

I mean there aren't many other paths down the bridge so...





Well THAT doesn't make me uncomfortable...






*WHAP*


















































Well might as well go Ghostbusting now





Oooooooh an Absol they're so prett-



Waaaaait a second...



Absol. The Disaster Pokemon

Every time Absol appears before people, it is followed by a disaster such as an earthquake or a tidal wave.

As a result, it came to be known as the disaster Pokemon.




FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-








Oh great it's dark and terrifying in here



And my phone has no battery.

Well every standard horror movie trope is in place

So where are the dumb sexy college kids?



WAIT A MINUTE!



I'M the dumb sexy college kid.

Nice.



Brrrr...



I felt a chill on my back just now...



Hm...it's gone.



Could have sworn I heard something...





AH GAWD!

SUDDEN LIGHT!

MY ONE WEAKNESS!






Ame what the fuck is wrong with you?

Why did you do this to me?







WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF AME?

MY FEAR OF THE ENCROACHING DARKNESS????






I feel SO motivated right now.






Hmmmmm...I do like light...








Dammit Amethyst couldn't you have created this cool field effect somewhere WITHOUT a demon haunting the place?



Let's just power on through this!



This looks like a console...maybe for the lights?





Friggin' sudden lights...get me every time...



Who's this lady? Have I met her before?






OH DANG.

Guess I won't meet her then?

Confusing screen is confusing...





I think this is another console screen...





Hey I know you! Amaria right? It's been like 12 episodes since you showed up



Oh...oh wait...







Well shit...she just got pushed off a building or something...

Who pushed her though...





Can't see. Can't smell.

I think I've gone to hell.

At least I get a badge.

That'll be pretty swell.


Grrr...I can't see shit in this place and-



WAAAGH!



Jesus...



Don't scare me like that Mako.



I'm talking to you dumba--



Oh.

Oh no.



Who the fuck is that...

G-get lost you!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!


















DerogatoryTrainerpromptly sucked up...whatever that was...with a nearby vacuum and threw it off a cliff.













Okay console 3 show me what you got!







Well that wasn't so bad at least...





Oh Christ...this is just getting worse and worse...

I shudder to think whose gruesome death I have to watch next...





Huehuehuehuehue...really?

This numpty?



Oh this is much easier to deal with after he left me with his daughter...






Bye Bye ya sorry bastard



Now kids remember that suicide isn't cool

No matter how much your mother asks if you'd jump off a bridge

Don't do it.

ESPECIALLY if you owe me a badge.



Now that that P.S.A is outta da way...

Let's beat up an immortal demon with unholy powers!

I like our chances.






I think I see him...he's the faint blue outline right?





WHOAH!

I didn't think I was so close to the guy.





Okay Shade you don't have to flick the light switch to scare me anymore






I forgot he could fly...and that he has red glowing eyes...





If I can't see him he can't hurt me
If I can't see him he can't hurt me
If I can't see him he can't hurt me






It's fightin' time!





Hehehe you stole his Pokemon and named it after him?

You got some ghost balls Shade.



...

Didn't Shade steal Corey's corpse as well?

What did he do with it?



Is...is this Gengar...

The...remains of...











Sorry what?



It's definitely Corey then!

Only he would use Thunderbolt on an Electric type and force me to raise his damn daughter

I hold really petty grudges.




Now maybe I'll get a chance to hit him...






Well Corey I'd like to say I've enjoyed your brief return to the show...



But go "Bzzt" yourself



Neat.





Oh what the hell Jasmine?



FINE! Just stop crying and go back into your ball.



Bloody crybaby...





See you next SHADOW BALL.





Wat.







Fuck you Banette.



That Knock-off does too much damage...

Guess I've got no other choice...





But hey he might be better now that he evolved right?



That...did nearly nothing?





Weirdly good job of not screwing something up Tayto.



Whoa now don't we don't want any Twitch Plays people after us now do we?

Granted they'd run around in circles 50 times beforehand so...

Keep the blasphemy on the down low eh?



Arachne's being used for once

Because she's the only one who resists Ghost



Great finish it off





It....failed?




Oh shit...Glad I missed that Destiny Bond...





Just let me kill it already will you?

Wait....

Uh maybe let me exorcise it or something?





Hey everybody have you heard?




THE BIRD IS THE WORD!

Tayto actually OH-KO'd something



Haha I sure will

arrogant prick


Oh and Selina killed a Rotom



And the Bannette

She never disappoints.



Damn right you don't.



Jasmine beat the Doublade in one hit also.



That electric boost thing is absurdly powerful.

I look forward to abusing it long into the future.





Fuck...those thing hit like a freight train on fire.





But they're about as sturdy as a...really unsturdy freight train

nailed it





HELL YEAH





Ohhhhhh...

I do not like the sound of that...



But I do like the sound of that!



DA DADA DA DAAAA~



Is this really the first time I've made a Zelda joke about getting these?

Huh.

Also this thing looks gross.






Great no more running around in dark spooky caves

Where is it?






No seriously where is it?





Oh...I thought it was bright enough already

Shade is such a try hard.





Your ghost ass?

Sorry I'm not into ghost du-

Oh he meant the T.V.

Of course he did.





I am a generous god lowly orphans.






How did he get behind there?

Also fuck. It's a bad guy.





Nice try buddy but you're group of Meteors don't stand a chance against 4 gym lead-







DEFEND YOURSELVES YOU MORONS!!








FINALLY! WHY IS CAIN THE ONLY ONE WITH COMMON SEN-






WHAT!?!

WHAT THE FUCK!?!








YOU SURE HE DOESN'T WANT SO CAIN FRIED RICE!?!

'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO HIM!

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.






















I've never met him before Shade.

He's not associated with me.

I'm still cool.





By Poison do you mean Cain?



Don't worry I'm gonna beat the hell out of him so he never does something so stupid again

Good bye demon of the night.



Siiiiigh....



I'm gonna have to break into the orphanage again aren't I?



Well I'll be fucked if I'm doing that today.

I'll see you guys next week



Byyyyyyeeeee~
















































my life is a never-ending hell...

















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November 3rd, 2015, 3:04 am #77



There was a writer's strike

Because reasons

Mostly lazy reasons.




Ah Youtube comments...

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.





I'm a weird mixture of grateful and mad at Cain right now

On one hand he got rid of the orphans for me

On the other he also got Shelly captured by terrorists



I guess I'll thank him as I pound him into oblivion






You're not Cain.

Why are you even standing here?

Also Hi.





That's exactly how I see it too

Shelly and "others"

Maybe Heather.

Her muteness is a huge improvement to her character







Why?

I can just hop over that small hole in the ground




Uhhhh...



Did she tell me about that at some point?



Blah blah Gimme my Pokemon already!



Ahhh I was so carefree and happy back then...

Full of hope and wonder...

All gone now.










Jesus...that's a loooot of stuff to do...

Those kids will be dead by the time I'm done.







That's a terrible idea Victoria.

Why would we go with him?

We just tell him to give me the key to fight his sister and he gets the HM from Kiki

You know...The "split up and look for clues" method

Also what's this "we" thing about?



No choice in the matter as usual





The voices are all me

Swearing profusely



There he is!



Time for a beating Fishnets!




Even better I saw it on Shade's HDTV

Such high quality dumbassery I have never seen mate.

Congrats.






Ha.

Ha.








Really?



And why hasn't anybody done anything about this yet?



I really really doubt that






Well okay then

Muk is able to swim apparently

So just give me the key to the Wasteland and we'll meet back here yeah?



Wait...





GET BACK HERE YOU PURPLE POOF!

I HAVEN'T BEATEN THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YET!





I will BREAK him.


Amaria?



One second love...





Good no murderous redheads around



HI AMARIA NICE TO SEE YOU NOT NEAR ANY HIGH PLACES HAHA










Oh? Do tell?

I'm also curious how you've managed to trace it to one specific place but we'll discuss that later






Really?

No Really?

Nobody thought the ominously named factory might have been behind it?

NOBODY?







Sure I don't have anything important to do or save right now

Let's go.















Later at the old innocently named BlackSteam Factory














Ahhhh staring off into the dark brown lake made of poison is just so romaaaaantic~

And if you look hard enough you can see a purple idiot drowning on the horizon

Because a blob made of poison isn't a stable raft








Bust down the door?

Simple yet effective. I like it.





Ah good thinking this place might have guards

We should use stealth and climb up the wall








Wait wha-




FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER



...






I...You...What...How...

I have so many questions...

Let...let's just go...



Ennnngh...



Ennnnnnnnnnngh...

This is like stupidly dangerous

I slip on steps often enough but one's made of fucking ICE!?!



Also why didn't she do this to save that Oshawott back in Season 1?

Oh well no point crying over stupid ugly traitorous Oshawotts anyway.

Also is that just like an barrel of oil knocked over on the roof?




Ah.





*siiiiiiiigh*

It'd be a nice change if it wasn't ALWAYS these dumbasses





Yeah yeah let's just get this over with...





Heheh You ain't half bad Amaria






Whoa ho ho hold the fucking phone

That ain't right

I mean a Pokemon stronger than Sickle?

And by such a huge margin?

THERE IS NO GOD IN REBORN







Why did you even bring me here?

You could do this single handed



I mean I'm amazing and all but there's a 40 level gap between us

All of Team Meteor is weaker than me right now

WHY AM I HERE???



I somehow doubt that.



Fuck.





Okay you take the 5 on the right



And then take the 5 on the left okay?

It'll be much quicker that way





Nnnnnnghhh saying that means you're going to do something that endanger's my health sooooo

Nah.



Oh jesus



Look it's nothing against you personally I just don't trust anybody ever



Yyyyep...kept me safe and comfortable...and...alone...



Boo hoo hoo sadness.




Oh god not another stairs Amaria...




But I'm tiiiiiired...



Gah fuck it here I gooooo~





Hi there. How's it going.








You know I could get Mako to set them on fire if you needed the help right?



What was I thinking?

Of course I don't get to use fucking non-HM moves outside of battle

That'd be too easy.






Oh boy and now I'm blocked by easily flammable grunts that refuse to battle me

And it's a dead end leading to the only Meteor who could probably beat me

MOTHER FUCKI-





AH AND IT'S YOU!





Have...we met before?

I mean of course yes...how could I forget the lovely...uh...





Wait before you "correct me" I have a question!



Why were you hiding in this room?

I mean you guys obviously planned this out but why was leading me to this storage closet the plan?

I mean for fuck's sake man you're supposed to be evil and calculating

Don't hide in closets just to jump out and shout "BOO!"



Wait no I seriously wanted an answer







Yyyyyyep



SUUUUUUUCCKKKKK MMMMMYYYYYYYYY



DIIIIIIIIICCCKKKKK

















And so ends the tale of the Derogatory Trainer...
















































Uggggghhhh....all of my everything hurts...

Was...I dead?



Unfortunately not...

I'm just in prison...

Again...



Never been in a PokePrison though...

...Hmmm that's a catchy name...



Oh no the poor thing...



I know!



FEEL BETTER!





AAAAGHHHH! I WAS TRYING TO HELP!






WHAT? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

I MEAN YOUR MOUSTACHE THING BLOCKS YOUR MOUTH SO I CAN'T TELL

...

WHY DO YOU HAVE A MOUSTACHE SICKLE?





WHAT? I CAN'T READ WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!



Hang on it's coming back

Good thing blowing out your eardrums is super easy to fix.

Now what the fuck are you saying?








Oh heavens looks like I'm never going to escape with this eagle eyed guard watching me



I have been forsaken by destiny and must now remain here for the rest of my days



*plays amazing harmonica solo*






Uh-huh...I'm afraid someone as dull witted as me will never figure it out mighty jailer

But it's not like you'd slip up and tell me how to break the bars



You'd be right there.

If y'know we DIDN'T live in a world where a good chunk of the wildlife have god damn super powers




You're absolutely right I mean It's not like I have a super fighting monkey who is also on fire right?

OH WAIT! I totally do.

Mako? Mind helping me out?



You lot are the most unhelpful Pokemon I ever trained

Also you don't wear clothes.



Better make use of all these highly destructive creatures seeing as my own are jerks





Awww the poor abomination...



I don't know what I can use you for to be honest





I did not give my consent for this

I feel violated...



But on the plus side I have super powers

Yay?





Awwww...glad to see the horrible abuse and neglect hasn't dampened your spirits little buddy



Wait no this joke happened way to much on the fucking sho-



It's sooo laaaaammmmeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


























I'M NOT GOING BACK TO HELL!!!

I...uh...meant...

Fuck.



Alright you fucking piece of pink shit I'm skipping this puzzle







Right I deafened myself again and played Jigglypuff's song so the guard would fall asleep

I moved the Loudred further away so the guard wouldn't wake up when I woke Abra

I then used Abra's teleporting ability to warp all you see above you and hey presto instant escape





That was a fun puzzle

Just one small problem...

Why could Abra not teleport itself or me out?

And why could it only teleport the Pokemon into other cages?

I guess we'll never know...mainly because these pokemon are off to the glue factory now.





I'll see you later Meteor Grunt

You'll probably be the only survivor of this place after Amaria is done with it



Although she seems like an actually nice person so your friends might get lucky







Farewell trapped Pokemon

If only I could free you from your captors

I mean I totally could but I don't think my character will ever reach the "Becomes a true Hero" arc in this story

So...I'm going to check out that basement that's just begging to be searched

Byeeee~




It's quite dark but I can't be arsed to get up and turn off the lights for effect.

This is the lazy episode ladies and gents.





I keep running into these fucking doors...

I'm starting to get creeped out by them...

And this one is super weird being in a modern building and everything...

Oh well time to beat up some goons.





WELL THEN I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE SO!



Chin up Sean...don't let him see you cry...






A special little butterfly are you?



Also are those your Pokeballs on the wings?

Just when I think you people can't get any more ridiculous...



Yeah that's totally what will happen



Okay what the fuck is he wearing?



No I haven't.

Apparently you guys wear black Snuggies as uniforms?





Oh it's much stupider.

Is he seriously wearing a...a...I don't even know what the hell he's wearing.

And it's being used to store his Pokeballs too



You guys do know that they're called Pocket Monsters for a reason yeah?

I mean I wear mine on a belt and it's super easy to get them

I'd fire whoever designs your uniforms mate.



Safe to say I beat him quite easily.


Ahh so I'm back where Amaria and I split up



I don't show me picking up items much but just assume I got most of the obvious ones yeah?





Well thanks for telling me



Not often people offer to be shot in the face

It's a nice change.




It's a condition I have

PokeProtagonistitis

god that was lame





TAKE THAT BACK YOU MONSTER!







Nah that's okay man I'm just gonna leave now okay?

Don't want to fight all of you without Amaria to be honest







Well thanks for ratting me out zEl

You are so off my Christmas card list






Uh yeah okay...

Listen you mind not standing right behind me?

I get the feeling you're about to stab me.







As opposed to what?

It's always been a fucking puddle

And they don't make good boats either CAIN!



Sorry what?



...

Mother...



What?



FUCKING HELL





Am I dead?






I guess your Garchomp's been put ON ICE.





Hey Ponytail maybe you should CHILL out!

HAHAHAHA



Jesus that was close...I almost died





I'm fine Amaria

I think I might love you but we'll come to that later








Because they're assholes?

I mean I get why you're surprised being the Water Gym Leader and all










Cheshire don't interrupt his evil monologue.

It's very rude.

And it's also my job.







Whoa Amaria calm down

Don't want to make him cry






Pssst Amaria...

What is their motivation?

I don't think they've told us yet.

They just shout about kicking everyone out and then they spill oil everywhere








Well...that was...something...

Ponytail likes Amaria's fashion sense apparently



Who?




No seriously who?





Fuck.

That was actually a really cool line.





Right-o babe!

I'll "de-activate" it alright







And who's going to make me?

You and your shitty Eveeloutions?







It's just too easy sometimes...




Oh yeah I have to fight that thing




Oh dear god that's disgusting.



I'll take your word for it all but at the first sign of trouble get out of there

You're so close to being a giant robot I can almost taste it




Oh well that wasn't so bad

Al's pretty decent at fighting



Wait what?

MUDDY WATER?!?

ALPHONSE!




Uhhh...holy shit.

Well Al I guess you were right about being able to handle it



I shouldn't have doubted you



But he's a water type know so I won't chance anything so come on back

INSIDE ALPHONSE'S POKEBALL



Rock it Jazz!



Calm down it's really shit at fighting so you'll be fine




See? It's fiiiiine.





It's an annoying asshole but it's fiiiine.





Nice we're almost done with this loser





I think we all know what happens next



Bitches get Sickled



No argument from me





So Ponytail's name is Solaris?

That means of the sun in Latin right?

Hah gaaaaaaaay.





That's how most people look next to me Sunshine

Don't be to hard on...her/him/it






Wanna bet on that?



Also holy fuck is Amaria fighting that Tyranitar with her bare hands?

She know's her Lapras is right there right?






Miiiiight be a good time to move Amaria...

This guy likes breaking the Poke-rules far to much for my liki-




Heh I love how after being punched by a demon lizard made of stone Amaria just sounds like she cut her finger



Siiiiiiighhhh....



Not if I have anything to say about that...





I'm just going to stop trying.

I've given up on ever stopping them leaving.





And good job to you Amaria.

You've made me like you.

A amazing feat in this game.








He also said he didn't expect to see me again

After doing nothing that would guarantee that happening

Unless he though Simon and Tara could actually beat me

So fuck him.






What are the odds they messed that thing up too?






Are you okay?

I genuinely do care.

Want me to take you to a Human Center?



Ah don't worry I'm sure Cain can handle i-Blagh

Sorry threw up in my mouth a little










...

You're...just giving me your boat?

I...uh...



I honestly don't deserve it Amaria

If anything I owe you my life

Oh god I think I'm developing emotions other than rage






Hmmmm....

You mention her a lot...

Too much for a platonic relationship



Oooooh she's a lesbian



Can't say I'm not disappointed but I like her enough for it not to matter.

Kind of annoyed that the game makes all the good shipping material gay or robotic...

But whatever it's early days yet







I'll do that.

I mean the plot will force me that way but I'd like to feel that it was my choice





Make sure you stay away from cliffs and redheads okay?




















Well I guess that's as good a place to end as any

Found a character I actually like besides Florinia which is nice



Shame I won't see her for ages now



And next episode I'll have to deal with Cain and Victoria's idiocy no doubt



Oh well my brain aneurysm isn't going to hemorrhage itself now it it?

See you guys next time


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Permanently.



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@Gaunt - Glad to see you like that monstrosity. She'll be back at some point...to inflict more injuries to me no doubt.

#ToEdgy4Me I'm going to throw up now after saying that.


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@Drymus - Was his ancestor a massive prick too?


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November 6th, 2015, 11:38 pm #78



I think I've found a song that really represents my heart



Hello people of questionable taste

It's episode 21 already huh?

How the time flies...

But enough reminiscing, I have a gym badge to get

uh and those orphans too
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Oh well I don't really plan to breed much in this run anyways

@Gaunt - My Pokemon probably just hate me.

In fairness a wet paper bag is harder to escape from than that Nuzleaf cage

@Jaromir - Oh god this is going to take forever isn't it oh and Cain drowned. It's canon now.

Smell the freedom...it smells like sweaty marital artists...delicious

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Good point I'll do that now. Nah I checked I'm still dead inside.

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And the fact that it got moved from the higher traffic in Reborn City grr...

Anyway this will start coming out on Sundays now

This was finished early so it counts as this Sunday's episode




Ahhh my very own boat

Amaria must have been in a super generous mood

Or you know concussed from getting punched by a Tyranitar





Isn't this water supposed to be so acidic that the boat would melt?

Sooo...why is it just idling in it?

The hull must be weaker than wet tissue paper by now





I'm watching you boat...

I refuse to die in the same lake as Cain



NOW SET A COURSE FOR ADVENTUUUUUREEEE!





Guess the adventure's over then?

Awww...



I sure picked a bad day to go to the beach huh?

Wait shouldn't this rain be acidic?





I'm guessing this is where my gym battle takes place

These students can watch me beat up their beloved Sensei.

Well since this is a fighting gym I might as well get...HIM.





Saviour my ass

HAHA yeah that's great I'm gonna go look around

Why not tell Mako about it?

'Kay bye.







You seem to be missing hatred,rage and passion there love

I'm guessing this is a Jedi kind of martial arts school yeah?

I mean I prefer Jedi but lightning fingers is a cool ass power

Sorry what were you saying?






Okay...I think I'm following you so far...





Bitch you better not be trying to jinx my winning streak

I'm not sure what it is exactly but it's definitely 100+ to 0






Well I better murder all my Pokemon so I can better myself yeah?

Even I'm not that callous...

Also I realize this dialogue isn't meant for Nuzlockes but still...






Fuck you stop tempting me

Besides I'm already the best.

Like no-one ever was.




So basically learn from my past mistakes?



Good thing I've never made a mistake in my life

except doing this damn show



Well thank you for the lecture.

I shall use the knowledge I've gained to better myself.





I'D BE BETTER IF I HAD THIS T.V FOR INSTANCE!





Because I'm very insecure so I act out for atten-uh...



FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!

Also some girl downstairs paid me to



Yep.



Don't know why.

This T.V's pretty shite.









I'm going to turn you both in and get you expelled if the pay isn't good.



Well...







Okay I kind of like you

I won't turn you in even if the pay sucks

And then I fought a Hitmonchan




Huh...I always wondered what would happen if you focused Selina's already immense power...



Pretty neat huh Selina?



Uhh...



UHHHHH....



Bad Cat.

Only I summon the powers of the beyond.





So the sands power up Psychic moves?

Kiki's kind of setting herself up to get destroyed isn't she?

I mean I bet she has a Medicham anyway so she could use that

It's like the stereotype for female martial artists to have one in Pokemon





Anyway back to the T.V subplot cause I'm not lugging it around the whole damn island








This guy right here.

Derogatory Trainer's the name, "petty" crime's the game

Like it's considered petty on a global level






It's rather nice to be appreciated for once

Way better than hanging around ungrateful brats








Go ahead. It's not like I'm already wanted for child kidnapping in this game.

And I won't rat you out even though the prize sucks

I hate that elitist store





The Trainer Profile and the On the Hunt segments are pretty useful for information



I mean this run is a blind one but I don't think they count.

Fuck it let's find Kiki.


Oh yeah?



I'll give you the first hit then...



That's what I fucking thought



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Maaaaybe not the best day for an outdoor class there guys...






Nooooope! I've had enough schooling in my life thank you






GAH!!! WHY ARE WE DOING THIS OUTSIDE?!?





Oh boy...it's going to be one of THOSE lectures.



Y'know the ones where they discuss morals and crap like that.




Take her word for it folks it probably happened.





I mean are we limited to using stones?

Cause you could fit some water in there no bother.





Really kid? You pay tuition to a martial arts academy and you take everything at face value?

...

I'm going to take your lunch money after this for your stupidity.




Heeeere comes the water....







Okay a point to you Teach. I didn't think about the sand.






I think I'm in the remedial class right now...

I mean anytime a teacher asks you that it's usually a "No there's more" deal going






FUCKING OUTDOOR CLASSES!







"Yeah Teach, how's this going to get me a job in the real world?"

What a shitty bunch of students





Empty and beyond repair?

Way ahead of you.



Missed the screenshot but the rocks represent the things that mean the most to us











Okay that makes sense...

But what does the water represent?






Fucking hell this weather's getting worse







All that matters is love...



THE PASSIONATE EMBRACE OF ANOTHER AS YOU GAZE INTO THE FUTURE TOGETHER!!!!

ALL HAIL LOVE!!! ALL HAIL LOVE!!! ALL. HAIL. LOOOOOOOOOVE.






Not a bad lesson to teach people game

You gain back some points I deducted over the course of the game so far

My "Rivals" and the orphans caused the most deductions btw







Battle.

Badge.

HM.







What a great scheme that is.

"Help! My friends are trapped under these boulders!"

"Well in just 4 years of education you can move those boulders and save the remains of your friends"




Oh ho...your room you say?



Gah why do I bother she's just going to turn out to be gay or a robot anyway.


Oh how I lament the pointless job I'm going to have to do to get the "honour" of fighting this bitch





And it's you. Hi.





...

...



How did you do that actually?

Boats don't come here and you are no where close to being able to use Fly.

Hmm...





Excuse me?



Important things?

Oh yes I've been directly involved in all of them

DON'T REMEMBER SEEING YOU HELPING OUT AT ANY POINT!

ALL YOU DID WAS LAMENT HOW BAD THE THINGS WERE THEN GIVE UP IMMEDIATELY !

YOU ALSO GOT CAPTURED!

BY SIMON AND FUCKING TARA!










Oh don't I just know it...






You know I'm not sure I want to be friends with someone other people consider having the friendship as being lucky

She's lucky to have me really

She would be dead otherwise





Ammmeeeee!









Mediate does that for all Pokemon y'know

She ain't special.




I know Tayto's a dick but he can handle himself way better now




So she cheats basically.







This displeases me but at least I'll get a friggin badge this time around



Thanks.






Hand it and the badge over and I won't have to destroy you.







Hahaha nope.



I'm going to have to save them alone.

Cause lord knows I'm the only capable one who knows about it



Kiki doesn't buy it

She knows Victoria will flake out again.





"Truly"

As in she couldn't give a shit









Fuck 'em.

I don't even care a little about your bullshit

All I know is that there are terrorists and they have Shelly and Heather.

And I'm going to save them.

The other three are optional.








Oh shit she's dying?

Of non-Garchomp related injuries?







Oh this should be good...

Also does she mean the entire league?

Cause no way she did that.






no fucking way...



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's literally the biggest load of utter crap I've ever heard



"Other priorities eh?"

You literally have done nothing of any significance in this entire game

All you do is run up, tell me how bad something is, lose and fuck off somewhere

I've been here 3 months and she hasn't managed a SINGLE FUCKING LEADER?

She has finally cemented herself as the worst god-damn rival ever

And it is fucking hilarious at this stage.






YEP! Her star pupil fails to accomplish anything and so it falls to me to save the god damn day again







That's-a me!

Also you don't fucking own the move bitch

It's a fucking CD that every region has








ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

I'M KIND OF ON THE CLOCK HERE LADY!

BUT NAH I'M SURE THOSE KIDS WILL BE FINE WITH TEAM METEOR AND THE GUY WHO TRIED TO DECAPITATE ME!







Ohhhhh I'm not liking the sound of that...

I feel a Pompeii situation coming on...








Really he already beat Victoria who's been here for years?

I mean god damn I almost feel sorry for you at this stage Victoria






Excuse me?

"Both"?

That's not how this shtick works Kiki.

I'm the challenger. I'll beat you by myself and you'll fork it over

Don't try to make me suffer for Victoria's failings



I hate this trope you know

"You must prove yourself before I'll fight you"

What a load of shite

Oh well let's meet the jerk and get this over with




OH MY GOD WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW???



Ah.



Well now I feel like an asshole.

She's still one of the nicest and least sinister characters in this region so...

I'm...uh sorry for being mean earlier Victoria...

I just don't like being given the run-around







He destroy the town by building a gym with lava in it?

I always thought that was a terrible design choice

I'm looking at you Clair.






IIIIIIIIIIIII think you did.

It was literally the second thing that came to mind when you thought of him

Ahhh puppy love...










Well that sounds...really really dangerous

And stupid. Can't forget stupid.





Suuuuure

I'll just walk up to him and say "YO CAL VICTORIA WANTS SOME OF YOUR DI-"






That's not saying much dear

Especially when Kiki said it was Cal not 2 minutes ago.

Now I'll see you later I've got wannabe martial artists to fight



Huh didn't know the sand here had wild Pokemon...




Ugh...that name was too cool to waste on a Wingull...



But hey not like I can be picky

Water types are hard to come by here





Well I guess I was wrong...

Well let's just say GOOD water types are hard to come by



Want some Pokesnax?





Stop sipping these biscuits event Pokemon

It worries me








What?

I had writer's block that day

'Sides I'm never going to use her



Well I guess I've found the entrance to the volcano





That doesn't say Mt.Pyrous.

This isn't the right hot cave is it?



GAH AND IT TAUNTS ME TOO



That's more like it



But now's a good time to end the episode in my opinion

Although no one else is here to give me their opinion...



Anyway we got introduced to Victoria's Sensei who taught her nothing apparently

There was something about bowls and now we have to climb a volcano

What an action packed episode this was eh?



I'll see you bastards next time yeah?



Also I'm probably going to set an actual day of the week to update this thing

I'm thinking Sunday so I'll have most of the work done already

Ok bye for realsies this time









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November 8th, 2015, 10:11 pm #79

Climbing volcanoes, huh? What could possibly go wrong.
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November 9th, 2015, 2:08 am #80

this is hilarious

please, continue
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