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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

August 28th, 2015, 3:27 am #41



9 episodes in and I've ran out of opening gag ideas...

That depressing last episode has thrown me off

I should do these one at a time from now on...

Let's just start shall we?


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Forgot this last time but

I shall reply to those i deem worthy of the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Basically stuff I can actually reply to

@BubbleTea Glad you liked it! And yeah it started off great but then dropped a drama bomb...
Hers was the most surprising to be honest...I didn't know she could write...

@Rapunzel Easier definitely but it doesn't have the same tension as chips and crits...that should be a thing...
I think we're the only two who have made a reborn nuzlocke with that joke so it's something anyway...
Oh I'm sure he'll become best of friends with the protagonist eventually I mean it's not like he'd leave you to starve to death...right?
Hopefully we fix it later in the game

@Manic Hey thanks buddy! Oh I'll be fine...unless they decide to level grind...then I'm fucked.

@ShadowStar77 Thanks. It's the goal of the series...to be superduperly-cool...

@Vinny You're right! I mean his wingspan must be a WHOLE 5 inches! What was I thinking letting him die losing him like that
It was on her graduation night when she ended up blowing up the gymnasium...17 people died...
Haha...well i hope nobody does! I'd hate to kill a Reborn fan...


Last time our hero was faced with his worse adversary...LEARNING!

He immediately decided to give up studying and cheat on wing the exam





I'm faaaaairly sure Starmie is one of those dopes who never learn anything after they evolves



Thank you. Robot that cannot acknowledge my thanks



Surprisingly hard to make a joke about this one...

Mainly because i don't know anything about it

Like what the hell is a Pokemon?





Uhhh...



Fuck.



Who the fuck even uses Huntails?



347!




FUCK ME.



GUESS I HAVE TO GO READ MORE DAMN BOOKCASES





Fuck I don't want to be back here...but i might of missed something...



Fairytales?

Is that something they teach here?





This doesn't sound like a happy Celebi and Jirachi kind of story...





Standard Princess fare i suppose...





What kind of shit kidnapping is this?



Well what if there were monsters outside?















Okay I can't let that slide...



Number 1 : History has a habit of wandering little girls. This is a book of fucking FAIRYTALES!



Number 2 : If the magic was strong enough to knock her unconscious and whisk her away to a tower why would the door be unlocked?



Number 3 : This is the biggest one...FUCKING GUARD DRAGONS OUTSIDE! WHO WOULD LEAVE IF DRAGONS WERE OUTSIDE?!?

IS THE AUTHOR THE DRAGON BORN?



Number 4 : The author knows the Guard Dragons couldn't see the escape but how would the child know any of that?

And why would they have to face the tower? Just a quick glance back and that's all.



Number 5: The whole "save yourself" thing is great for an adult but imagine a little girl kidnapped by magic and surrounded by dragons

HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO SAVE HERSELF WITHOUT POSSESSING KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THE FUCK-UPS THE KIDNAPPERS MADE?

The fairy tale analogy fails to work here. Especially with the "Woman here me Roar" spiel she's trying to push.

Nobody could fight a dragon alone man or woman.

I demand a refund on this free game.



Number 6 : Making me list out the problems with this







Now let's move on with this gym.





Who writes a hardback book about fucking Huntails?

Is there some underground Huntail scene i don't know about?



Hey I was close...ish...





No more of these fucking obscure questions please





ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Fuck it i'll come back to it






My favorite type of question...ones with a 50-50 chance of being right







Isn't that the exact same question really?



I know this one off hand...because it's not about shitty water types.





Really game? Really?



Guess I'll have go down to the bottom of the garden to borrow the Wi-fi off my neighbour

he really should get a password








15!



Yaaaay...







Huh...I actually learned something useful...but what moves do it?





Finally get this fucking puzzle over and done w-





FUCKING FERN! IT WAS HIM I KNOW IT!


A book on Corsola too?

I just don't care anymore...





Ooooohhhhh it's finally done...





Ohohoho this should be good for a laugh...





It's almost like they don't have any pride in themselves or something





"Nothing personal bro but personally I fucking hate you"







OHNONONONOO! Thank you for helping me level up my pokemon by throwing your idiot followers at me!





Well you heard him folks!

Run's over. Hope you had a nice time while it lasted.

Now i'm leaving this fucking city and never returning.

BYE!








I forgot Team Meteor blew up the train...








It's my second time seeing that and I still can't bear it...



Unfortunately Keech-Life is the only bug move Arachne knows...






Ugh so tedious...




I never really saw the point of Tri-attack I mean sure it has a 20% chance of a status effect but that's really damn low...

Now if it was a move that had Ice ,Fire and Electricity damage it'd be pretty badass...



Finally killed the shit.





Uhhh that's a 6 level gap...I don't like Cheshire's chances...



But i do like Fake-Out!



Yeah he's not going to be able to do this...



At least the Screech should make things easier...





Not bad Cat.





But that's how a real Pokemon does it.





What are you talking about?



HAHA ONE SHOTTED BITCH!

Have I mentioned how much I love this Kricketune?



Well as long as you know...






I'll make a bet with you Fern.

You won't just never beat me.

You won't beat a single one of my Pokemon ever.

Good luck ass-face.



Oh what are you gonna do cry now?






You know it bitch.



More than two really...whole region in fact...




You might. Because losing to a second rate-trainer twice makes you a fourth rate trainer.





So do I.

Your sister to be precise.






HEY FERN!





DON'T BE SUCH A GRASS-HOLE!











Twat.



















Hmmmm....

I think I might grind a bit more...might find a bird pokemon somewhere...






HEY! YOU WANNA JOIN MY GANG?





Well I "Krow" when I'm beat.




"The one from school"?



Bitch I'm the one who annihilated your damn school.





Why? Just catch a Flying type and he's a total pussy.







That's actually fairly decent of you.






Fuck me is nobody happy in this game?



Oh wow it's kind of nice here.





And there's our flying type!








And he doesn't know a single flying move...





Aaaaaand he kind of sucks...



The last healing item i have Hal. So you better make it count.



...

Sometimes this game is just hurtful.



Sooooo hurtful...





Fuck I didn't know Spearows learned that early on.

Pretty decent.



I wouldn't go that far

But it'll definitely speed things up!











UGH FINALLY!





GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAMERA!

I'M THE MOTHER FUCKING STAR OF THIS SHOW!




Oh I also evolved Zigger too

So what does the newly evolved Linoone have to say?



...Nothing still...

Oh well not like it's important.

Time to fight Florina!



Quick Team-shot.





Apparently I have an audience...

I suppose it IS a school.





Hi Flo. I read your diary by the way...not fun...







Yeah so about our relationship?

I don't think it''l work out if you can't talk without me consulting a dictionary every 5 minutes...









We can move Fern into a old folks home if you get better?

But enough emotional mumbo jumbo...



LET'S SMASH OUR SMALL ANIMALS OFF EACH OTHER!










Wait was that trash talk?





The hot one just haaaas to be a robot...






Oh god a more useless pokemon I have never seen...





AH! DICK!





Bad move babe.




Man Halberd isn't that bad a pokemon.



Tone back the "Awesomes" and we'll talk.



Hmmm Grass/Steel huh?

Go Mako!





...I don't know what you mean...




Good. Now let's give Halberd more experience...


That's her first one so she has two more if the pattern's the same...





I'll never tell him aloud but Hal's kind of awesome.



NO!



Cottenee vs Sickle was no contest...





Well can't use Halberd or Sickle so...






Hehehehe...embarrass me in front of the internet will you?





Conclusion: A whuppin' for Florina







WOOOOOOO SPEED PUNCH!!!





Nnnnnnooooo....






BAM!

VICTORY!





I guess enthusiasm really isn't in your dictionary...

You were kind of easy too...




Yaaaayyy...





Pretty decent boost...must be a while before the next gym...





To my bed.

It is very late at night.

You are welcome to join.



Lay it on me then.









Shit did she mention that earlier?







It really wasn't hard.

Zel claimed to have stronger pokemon but i think she...he...it was lying.












Goodbye forever Flo.

And goodbye for now viewers.

I'm gonna take a couple of days off to pack and I think i need to recharge my comedy cells.

So get the hell out of my room.

unless you bought flowers


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August 28th, 2015, 3:55 pm #42

Good job on doing the puzzle the way you were supposed to instead of cheating like some people did. Um.

I take offense to the tower thing. No evil magician worth their salt would leave the tower door unlocked and give the princess her own weapons.

Obligatory Fern is an asshole.

Florinia's actually pretty underwhelming considering all you have to do to reach her. I mean, Grass types do suck offensively but still, she's really easy.
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

August 30th, 2015, 3:17 am #43



I haven't left this chair in 10 days...i'm so hungry...



Uhhh...



Hungry...for...the love and replies of my beautiful viewers.

yeah let's go with that...



Now with 100% less Florina...sigh...
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@ Rapunzel - It was only afterward that i realized i could check bulbapedia for all those answers...so basically i was too stupid to cheat

Whoever wrote that fucking book should be ashamed.

Yeah...and i guess going in with a Fire/Fighting , Flying and Bug type didn't exactly hurt my chances...

@Gaunt - Great! I hope she fixed her sad depressing stuff!

@Jaromir - She was difficult once? Did she have a different team or something.

So were the episodes numbered because each one has a gym fight?



Hi-ho Viewers!

Last time we beat the second gym and were sent off to fix the next problem these people have.



Finally some fun and no depressing shit eh?

Let's go!







Why would you do this officer?

why...?



Oh wow an actual police station.

Way better than Johto and it's 2 policemen in Goldenrod.





You...may want to look behind you...



WHOA. He means business.



I'll consider it.



Jesus this guy is strong with his Growlithe...

Let's check inside the station.





Hi I haven't committed any murders lately!



I mean...ever.

I have never not committed a crime.

Don't go down to the Peridot Power plant ok?




So it's not the highest.

Or else you'd listen.





Yeah the only one's holding the fort are you and that guy with the Murder dog.

Along with their dogs.

Guess you have no "leads" huh?







Then we've met.

You only hear about someone if you've never met them.






Please gentlemen I'll sign whatever you want after this episode.





Not really.

I came for a small piece of metal.




Great. I'll ignore your plight so shall I?




Somehow I doubt you would have been able to stop me.








Aye Aye Chief!

I'll solve crack this case wide open if it "polices" you.




Nice man. Doesn't care for civilians though.



I almost didn't see you there.

I thought you were a weird rock.





Hi Kettle!

I'm Pot and I'd just like to say that you're black.



And Sean beat him and his pokemon within and inch of their lives.



Well this place has seen better days






Y-you walked over here and challenged me to a battle but you can't walk like...40 feet to the Jasper ward exit?

I guess you're "rooted" to the ground?

Heh.



Oh yay now i'll be able to actually use her without fear of instant death!





Those big blue eyes make me feel better amidst the destruction



Oh course the Pokemon Center is completely fine.

No one ever goes straight for the most important building in the area.



Fuck I left Zigger in the box.



But that's like 14 steps away...



Theeere we go.





Hi there! Need any help? Got any Pokemon you want to give to a complete stranger?





Okay...you're clearly having a minor spaz attack.









Okay Mr.Going-into-Cardiac-arrest...take a deeep breath.

I'll find your damn Mareep.



And I'll even give it a new home.

Aren't I swell?







Why am I able to cut down a tree but not this vine?

The tree has bark. Making it tougher right?

Guess he'll have to stay put for now.





Oh look it's one of those Meteors I'm supposed to remember after i crush and humiliate them.

Listen honey I only remember like 4 of you grunts.



You're not Grant or Janis are you?

Pleeeeease don't be Grant or Janis...



Oh thank god it's just some nobody.



A very rude nobody.





Maybe we're met to be together Tara?

I've decided to be unnecessarily creepy to you for the rest of the game.

Have fun with that.


Oh great a spooky forest.



Geh...





Never liked those weird looking things

I called him Amygdala anyway

Bloodborne reference yo.



Guess I'm leaving already.



Sigh...this place would've had a lot of gift giving Npcs if this shit weren't here



Could always use another flier. Plus it's the O.G bird pokemon.



I'll call him Tayto.



Yes. It was either that or Kentucky Fry.

You got lucky in my opinion.





Hmm...a fight?








Oh look another thrilling character who is so memorable i can't contain my excitement.

I beat him severely





Heheh "off guard" eh?

I like this officer. He accidentally puns













I'm sorry Sean, I'm afraid I can't do that



OH FUCK!














I ran crying HEROICALLY into the woods.





Do you have some?

It's been a whole episode without any.






This damn cat better evolve soon or else he'll be killed.





I make no promises.





Then this happened.



Oooohhh I wonder what It'll be?





Huh...

Guess "Sokka's" going to be in the box for a long time.

The only Ice/Water type I approve of is Lapras.



I wonder if you get one in this game...




Oh and this happened too.









I CAN'T "BE-LEAF" IT!!!




that was a good field effect











I...think...this might be the thing.

As I have so eloquently put.



Oh fuck...



Uhhh...Buenos Dias?



I don't like the "come hither" tone in his voice...







Sean. Slayer of Julia and Reminder of Meteor's Relenting.





What a creepy meeting this is.




Hm? Oh I'm sorry i'm not familiar with Team Meteor's secret project.

I could have studied one but i just felt like LETTING ZEL GO!





Hahahahaha are you fucking serious?

"Exaggerata"?

That's the best you could come up with?

Not an actual world like extraordinaire or exterminater?

Well who am I to question SUCH brilliance?




Sooo...like a evolution stone?

Cause pokemon just absorb that shit right up.




Guess we should stop it then suspicious person who knows an awful lot about it.




Really genius? What tipped you off?

The screaming or the thrashing?



That should would be swell thing to do Taka.

You know if you weren't probably evil.

What do you take me for a "sap"?





I am shocked.

The shocked-iest.

I cannot "wrap" my head around this betrayal.








OH MY GOSH NO I DON'T MIND YOU KILLING ME!

"ORDERS ARE ORDERS AFTER ALL"

GOD FORBID YOU DO SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO DO!

Here I'll help!





There ya go.

AIM FOR THIS RIGHT HERE!

IT'S MY WEAKSPOT!



Fuck that was permanent marker...





BUT NO SERIOUSLY GO AHEAD!






Battle pose go!







Well that was easy.





Huh? Chatot?

Don't see much of that in battles.

I think I brought Neon along anyway.



But he's crap

PLUSHY TIME!



PLUSHY TIME OVER!





Thank you for setting up the win Plush.



Barely setting up the win...but I'll take it

Hal's turn!



Awesome now there's just the Pulse mon and then I've-



JESUS BIRD CHRIST!



GET BACK IN THE DAMN BALL!





HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER WATCHED THE LEGO MOVIE!




Oh...Sickle already beat it?

I mean HELL YEAH SHE DID!

BEST THERE EVER WAS!



Yes. You look adorable in it.





Yeah i guess your Chatot gave me a run for my money there.



I guess it is.












Uhhhh...




Oh good he said something.



As in smash to pieces?

CAN DO!



Later hombre.





I can't really get a read on that guy...seems nice enough for a Meteor...






Your guess is as good as mine.

I just run into these events and beat everyone up.

Standard Pokemon.



Also who the hell are you?





Aren't you a little bit on the midget side to be fighting criminals?








One with a BRAIN little girl.

You might try investing in one.







YOU SEE? THIS IS WHAT YOUR FATHER DIDN'T WANT YOU DOING!

You are literally giving me very personal information about your life when we've only met 30 seconds ago!





Oh no by all means go die fighting a evil organisation full of mediocre trainers



I'll be sure to bury you and your level 15 Poochyena right next to-



...each...



...other...





WHY THE FUCK THOSE THIS 8 YEAR OLD HAVE A GOD DAMN SALAMANCE?!?!

Ugh...



Nothing I hate more than annoying and powerful children.

But I doubt we'll see anymore of those right?



RIGHT?

*studio laughter*



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September 1st, 2015, 5:41 am #45

Opening gags are harder than most people think you know

So have this image I edited for this episode but forgot what i was going to use it for



So is that burned into your retinas?

Good.

Let's get this top spinning eh?


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@~Derpy Simon - Oh we're gonna have a great time dealing with those punks...I won't spoil anything but I become fairly pointless as that story slogs on.

@BreezyPonie - Shhhh...you'll spoil the whole point of this series...mass murder by laughter. I'm like a even whiter Joker.

@Shing - If you mean the alternate version of this episode ending...I fucked up. I only learned about it after I completed this. It would of been awesome.

@SgtNoonly - Yeah...I really should have back then.

@Jaromir - Sickle is Love,Sickle is Life. Plushy...not so much. That would have been so cool although I did go into the fight with a large type advantage.

That Breloom still wouldn't of done shit. I mean double flying weaknesses are never good.


After saving another of Reborn City's wards, our brave adventurer back-tracked for free shit

Like a true hero



Guess I can get this cop out now.








Waaait how did you get trapped back here if the only way to approach this place is from the other side of the street?

The mystery curdles slightly...





That side street probably has some good shit.

I'm pretty much looting the houses of dead people aren't I?






Well I found that free Mare-I mean lost trainer's Mareep...yeah...

He'll probably give me it anyway...



Yeesh...like Trainer like 'mon i guess...



They always want food...



Take it you greedy beggar...







A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!
A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEWWWWWWWW!!!







i need professional help








The fucker's not even here?



Well he must be dead.

And seeing as it's pretty much standard for this game

I was the last person to see him therefore I inherit his Pokemon.

Standard Pokemon...Reborn.



Onto Beryl Ward!





Dang...that's quite a drop...looks like it's "desert"ed down there though

Hyuk hyuk hyuk





Well look at that i've already found the gym!



Ah.



Maybe if i just keep ringing the doorbell someone will show up?



Back across the bridge we go...



Hang on a minute...



Those are Team Meteor legs!

They are the only people with legs that fin-

Uh...yes. It's Team Meteor.





Woo...hoo...

Does any serious trainer use ever use these?

I mean it's better to weaken your opponent in most cases.





That doesn't say Malachous Forest...

Cool new capture coming up!








...



Really? I really have no other option?

Okay.



*inhales*



*exhales*



OH MY GAWD!

A FREE ITEM!

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS!!!

BETTER CHARGE ON TOWARDS IT!

WITH BIG. HEAVY. STEPS!!!






*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSPPPPP!*

WHAT MASTER OF SABOTAGE PLANTED THIS HIDDEN TRAP!?!?
































Heavens above I've been thrown into an inescapable prison

There is no exit...No way to..."leaf"...






COME IN HERE AND SAY THAT!

I'LL TURN YOU FUCKS INTO MULCH!

AND THEN I'LL GROW BERRIES FROM YOUR DECOMPOSING BODIES!



Nice of them to put the switch within reaching distance.





OH COME ON! HIM?

THAT'S WHO MY HERO IS?

FUCK YOU GAME!






Mmmmmph...okay I'd do the same if the situations were reversed...






...

Fernnnnn...what did you mean by that?

That's a creepy thing to say...





DAMN YOU NUZLOCKE!

YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME!





OR IN?

*dramatic lightning*



Oh...well I said it first.





I see you've dropped the "cool cat" part there jackass





REALLY? YOU REALLY DOING THIS TO ME GAME?



Hey Fern! Wanna see a magic trick?



Behind my magic ear I have a...



"GO FUCK YOURSELF"







See you later too Fag Jockey Fern!



Right...time to bust out of this joint.



Hmmm...I've got about 5 immediate plans



1.Break these rather thin jail bars with a few kicks.



2.Dig under these rather thin jail bars.



3.Use Mako to burn the rather thin jail bars.



4.Use Sickle or Cheshire to Cut the rather thin jail bars



5.And finally five. Climb out. It's that simple.





useless motherfuckers



Well seeing as the only option i can take within the boundaries of this game failed.

I guess wait till I inevitably have to eat Tayto.










Heh good one.

Goldfish.






Been quite a while now...Am I really supposed to just wai-



...





ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL?

SOME FUCKING CHATOT SAVES ME?

I swear to god if I need to be rescued by someone beneath me again...



Wait...the only Chatot in the game so far is Taka's...



Well ain't that sweet of the guy trying to eliminate me?



Fuck it I'm moving on from that mess...

Just one more thing...





Can't take my dignity with me after that.



And we're back in action.



Ffffffffffffffff...





I should of "levered" a better role in this game...

Maybe it's not too late to make the"switch"





That look's like a cave...

It's hard to find things at night in this game...







And I assume you still have your Growlithe?

You know...the fire-breathing dog?

You can use your Pokemon in better ways y'know...

At least you have that option





Watch the hands lady!



A library?






When the zombies show up I want this guy on my team.






What the fuck is with this room?





Oh it's a book about the different field effects...



But reading's for NERDS!



FINALLY got these fucking traps down.



How much?

Am I getting paid for this?

I should be.






Or y'know help me?

Kinda out of healing items and I am not walking back through that jungle...






Awesome. That's one more flier against the Pulse Tangrowth.



Fucking Birds man...





Alright...let's "weed" out these criminals...





ME!




Hello Taka.

Thanks for freeing me from that inescapable prison



Y'knoooowwww...the one that would have prevented me from foiling all your plans?

Major props bro.




Right...that's your reason.






Ain't I just a stinker?





Well mmmeoooooooowwww~





I am highly disgusted by that image and we shall never speak of it again.

Capice?









It's what?

One sec I'm gonna google it.

...

Vainglory: An inordinate pride in oneself or one's achievements; excessive vanity.



Fuck.

That's me to the letter isn't it?







Back-up?

I'm actually getting helped for once?





God fucking damn it.



A pain in my ass?





Oh jeez...way to set off her trigger dumbass...







That's gone in one ear and out the other pal.

Wait why are you actually arguing this with her?






That's two shut-ups in once sentence audience...

sigh...at least she's better than Julia.






Great plan. Send the two who I've beaten before.

Sure to have better results this time.





Alright let's get the beating out of the way you two...



How I do love that move...




Switched out the cat cause he can't do much here.

Unlike Sickle.





Ennnghh...that's gonna mess up the "Cheap and Easy" strategy...



That's not good for Mako...



I guess Zel's gimmick is the eevee-lutions then?

Oh I think I get it!

The Glaceon is Eve cause she's cold and analytical

The Espeon must be Lumie seeing as she's the nicest one...maybe?

So for Zero it'll probably be an Umbreon cause Umbreons are notorious douches.



I have the most good brains.



Mmmm I'll have to switch Mako out soon enough then



C'mon...luck be my cricket tonight...






Beautiful as always Sickle...

I'm gonna ignore the Lileep for now so i can double team the Chatot





Ah well we all make mistakes.

Try again dear.




BOOM BITCH!



Don't care.

Now switch out before that Chatot comes out.




Nice work Hal!



I think I'm a bad influence on you guys...






Huh...thought he'd save it for last...

It's still so gross



Might as well Leer it 'cause from what I've seen It's pretty bulky against physical strikes...



Ooohh that was an unsatisfying Aerial Ace...



Hmm...Hal could maybe take one more...

Jesus I should have went back for healing items...





Y'wot?

He withdrew it? Don't see the point really.

Ah well free hits on Chatot!






More of that please you two.



Ha! It didn't even get a hit on us.

Uh...thanks for the prison break though...



And we're almost done here



I wonder if we could combine those two moves like they did for Thunder and Aerial Ace in the anime?



Hah! Who the fuck was that for genius?




















HALBERD!

WHAT THE HELL?!?



Of all the fucking times to get a damn critical hit...

And a not very effective hit too...

Ugh...that's upsetting...



Bird pride and all?

Be my guest.






Yay...victory...wooo...




Neat.








And I can't stop you Pokemon-less criminals can I?

Do you want me to stamp your parking then?



They do that a lot.

I could make another relenting joke here but I'm not in the mood...






Geh...guess I better follow her

I have enough dead children on my conscience as it is...





A better statement would have been :
"Man I shouldn't of recalled my much faster than human Salamance"







You wanna give me your diary to save time there Heather?






Well my parents are exactly the opposite of that...

Wanna trade?




Heh. A 7 year old asking me to beat up her Dad.

What a wonderful world Amethyst has built...





Well there's contests in Hoenn and Sinnoh , musicals and movie making in Unova , The Pokeathalon in Johto...



Actually she's right...all of those are kind of shit...movies are sometimes entertaining though...







Is that something to look forward to?



And not even a goodbye.

That is one ANGSTY 6 year old.




Well guess I should end this episode here then...



Can't help but think I'm missing something...

















OH SHIT!

THE LAST OFFICER!




Well that's probably his Growlithe...

I hope he doesn't "book" me for wasting time.

Snarf...




But it's a dead end...





Oh dang I didn't know I could walk on these...

You might say I didn't know that was the book-"case"

Geddit? Beacause technically trees?





What is it girl?

Little Timmy fall down the well?



Oh I guess Big Cop fell down that hole.





HEY! WHAT LOVELY "FALL" WEATHER WE'RE HAVING!





Uuuuuuuuuooooohhh...

"Hole"-y shit?





Alright Alright.

That was in poor taste.

...

Well wanna follow the Reborn rules of inheritance?







I will find you.

Because I somehow knew you were going to the station?



How DID I know that?




Well guess we'll roll credit's here then.

Sucks about Hal...he pretty handy...

Maybe even awesome...

Guess we'll never know now.



See you guys next time for the Season 1 Finale.

Keep an eye out for it!






















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September 1st, 2015, 7:36 pm #46

Wait, if the only way to control higher-level pokemon in Reborn is to get Gym badges, how is Heather controlling that Salamence?
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September 3rd, 2015, 6:30 pm #47

RIP Halberd. You were awesome. :C

You did a good job on that double battle- I was freaking out hardcore because of that damn Espeon. Then again, you have Sickle and I don't.

I almost feel bad for not liking Heather considering what's coming up later but goddamn. You have a Salamance, could you please do something OTHER than bitching that your life is unfair.
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September 3rd, 2015, 7:51 pm #48

I'm sorry, I have to do this...
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September 4th, 2015, 8:57 am #49




Have some ambiance



*Huff huff*

I think I gave them the slip...



Hey there folks!

You came at a bad time.

Ol' D.T's really screwed the pooch on this one...or would that be cat?



Aaagggh that's not the point godammit.

Listen if any of you happen to have a fleet of attack helicopters they would reeeally come in handy about now!



What I need them for?

Look let's just say I was being my normal happy-go-lucky self...

And I accidentally destroyed a planet.

But that's beside the poi-



Wait...you guys hear that?

Ah shit they found me!



IT WAS *BLAM* AN HONEST *BLAM* MISTAKE!



FUCK!



ONE PIDDLY LITTLE LASER AIN'T GONNA STOP ME!



...

Yeah that'd do it.



GGGRAAAAAAAGHHH!







*gasp* *gasp*



Ooohhh gonna feel that forever...



Mother fucker blew up my wall...

AND ME!



AGH! Okay leg's are broken...not a good start to my day...



C'mere girl. We got cat's to kill.



GO.

FUCK.

YOUR-



SELGGGGGGGGGGGKKKKKK...








Hnnnnnghh...

ah.












This is now a Thunderian broadcasting station.

The previous programmings have been terminated and all...Snarf get away from the body.

OH MY GOD SNARF! LION-O HE WAS FAKING IT!

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!







This is my show bitch.



And now to rub salt in the wound...
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@Drymus - I have a little secret called "blowing all my money on healing items" That and steroids. If it doesn't kill me first!

@Marcello - I didn't know about the alternate path until later and i regret it. The cop thing would have given me soooo much material.

@Foamy - Uhhh...*waves hand in front of your face* That's not the I you're looking for...All I know is she shouldn't have it and I hate her.

@Biboo - You guys didn't have to listen to "Everything is Awesome" on repeat. And I couldn't stop him because he'd just fly away like an asshole.

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@Rapunzel - Thank you! Oh ho spoilers? Damn straight. NOBODY beats Sickle. Yeah she kind of just uses her mighty dragon as a way to get places

her infant legs can't carry her.

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Oh my so many replies...I love it.


Hey folks I'm back and in a whole new location!

Hm? Oh you thought I died?



I swapped myself out for a body double at the last second.

And then I killed them all.



See? I even got a trophy/ashtray!



But this isn't a series about me killing anthropomorphic animals

It's about me killing fictional anthropomorphic animals!



Oh and I'm trying to figure out a good lighting so don't mind the changes.

Let's-a go!



Ah yes last time I beat up some losers and climbed on top of this building.



Which has a smaller building on top of it.






Dude this is Pokemon Reborn.

EVERYONE is miserable.





WHHAAAAAA? OMIGOSH I HAD NO IDEA!






What was that?

"Almost" ten years old?



And she has a Salamance and stronger than a Meteor admin?



GOD DAMMIT SHE'S BREAKING THE POKE-RULES!

YOU ONLY GET POKEMON WHEN YOU BECOME A LEGAL ADULT AT 10!

I'M GOING TO GO MAKE A CITIZEN'S ARREST!



Actually speaking of arrests...



Get me a Growlithe!





Awww it was nothing...nah I know I'm great.






But that's literally all you need. Your human officers didn't think to burn the vines trapping them

So who cares about those morons?







He just blatantly admitted that's how inheritance works in this city

I was actually right...scary thought...





Ohohohohoho...lucky me...



Right Chief I'm off to arrest a 9 year old for breaking a fictional set of rules in my head.

Be back soon.



Awww it already loves me...



GAAAAAHHH!!!

WHAT THE HELL?!?



Alright I said I was sorry didn't I?




Just what I needed another temperamental fire type








Y'see this guy right here boys and girls?

This is what we call a fucking embarrassment.







"Spare Growlithe"?

I think the Chief gave her to me because you're a pathetic and whiny asshole.



And as your now superior officer I order you to go fuck yourself.



Hmmmmmm....



I'm not ready so I'm gonna see if there's any grinding to be done nearby.



Oh this'll be fun...


No idea who this is...





That's clearly not a name.



What a weird inscription to put on a grave...



Ohhh those are never good...





GAH!



Oooohhh i could get a Banette out of this!





I didn't have any Pokeballs...



I went and took a peek at the gym. Ame told me it's poison so I'm gonna go get Selina.



No discount for saving your lives?

Cheap bitch...

Hey Selina! Glad to be back?







Okaaaayy...still doing that then.

Oh hey lady raise Jasmine.

I might need her in case of Golbats.



I'm not going to explain that till you're older.

And all she's going to do is a mysterious training method that nobody outside daycare couples knows.

(Seriously though how DOES that work?)

Now go into the unknown.



Crying only makes me less likely to come back.






Hmm Selina has decent enough moves...

Oh well let's the grinding commence!





I decided running across Beryl Bridge was boring so I got Jasmine back.





Jesus it got sunny...and hot...





Is that...Ice-cream?







YES.

GIMME THE ICE-CREAM THAT HEALS INJURIES SOMEHOW!





It's the right day for it anyway.



YEAH! FUCK ORGANIC FOOD!





"SLURP"? These are biscuits you little contradicting shit.






Oh heavens




Anything new down here?





I ATE HER.






Our arms are like two pixels long...how can you measure anything with "yay high"



Like if some scallywag pretended to have eaten you?



Anyway I saw him.

The fucker's down the road in a puddle of urine.






Damn straight i can have this

I deserve this for traumatizing finding your son.





...

Lady what the fuck is this?






Shit that might actually come in handy.

Thanks lady!




Goooood...



Now that she's evolved maybe she won't add unnecessary images to this episode!








I can dream right?

Now to get Jasmine up to level 30 and we'll hit the gym!





Oooohhh that's cute.

And since I bought more balls I can!






Hehe that's a girl's name.





Thank Christ I didn't meet this useless bugger first.

Seriously fuck Noctowls.



Hal...why weren't you a shiny...

*sob* *sob*



Oh ho!



We all know what that means!





You've literally done this before.

Just take a deep breath aaaand...

Poof!





and now i gotta deal with this





But now I feel confident enough to battle Corey!



These look like a puzzle maybe?

*One puzzle solving later*



Hah?





He's not here?

Maybe i should turn the tubes red?




Well looky here a secret door.



This is apparently where they live.








What gave it away?



Okay...bit of a Debbie Downer aren't you?







Oh just a SMIDGE unruly~

She told me to beat you up.





Wait come again?







Hey now...





Godammit now I have to excuse Heather for being a brat...her Dad's depressing as shit...





Yeah you pessimistic asshole.

I've watched enough tv shows to know that hope is pretty much the beat all end all of things in fiction





I'm gonna beat the love and happy into you!

Ya Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan reject you.





Why would he need one of these?

OH well another time i guess.





Too bad! I only registered half of that sentence so thanks for the compliment!










Says the man about to attack me with reality defying creatures that revolve around toxic waste.

No sure let's see it.

I'm INTERESTED!





So the bathroom is around the corner to the left?

Oh wait that's your flamboyant battle pose.

I should do mine.



THUNDERSEANS HOOOOOO!!!!


This teamshot yo'



Agent? Not Gym Leader? Why is that?





What the fuck is that thing? Kelp?

Haha Skrelp and it looks like kelp...

Also damn I over-leveled




Love it.



Live it!



Ah the good old 4x weakness...always fun seeing them participate.





Ugh the bad old x1 weakness...and i don't have any ground types

Oh well I'll use Mako then.





Hey hey I didn't know about it this time.



Hehehe and it is funny.






Don't know why it used a fire move of all thing...

Could've used a poison move for some stab damage...




Corey kept healing it and only using Incinerate

He's trying at least.





That's a very annoying ability...



And Selina's back out again to clean up shop




Two instant knockouts.

Selina's destroying this gym.



Oh so he has a Crobat not a Golbat like I thought...



Wait a minute..."agent" Corey?

And he has a Crobat...

And he seemed to be used to arguing with Heather...

AND his purple pants...



Shit he's the mysterious admin from the last episode.



Electro-ball is Crobat's worst nightmare with him being the 9th fastest Pokemon






I'm beginning to think Corey's fucking up intentionally.



BA-LAM!




I do enjoy rubbing salt in the loser's wounds...






I know you're a Meteor admin Corey.

I just don't really care that much.

I don't actively seek them it just sort of...happens.

Heather might though...







Why did i say her name...She's like Voldemort...





Uh...Hi?

Wait a minute she's being marginally polite to me?

Wait another minute how do you know my name?





Um...okay? Nice knowing you?

well I tolerated knowing you



Ah right you meant your Dad the Meteor age-I mean...the mopey sad guy




Oh god she really is stronger than Corey...that's gotta be pretty emasculating...










This is SUPER awkward.

It's like whenever your friend's parents get in a fight with them in front of you...






Yeah a 9 year old leaving home forever never ends well

A 10 year old on the other hand is fully prepared






Might want to add a question mark there bitch!

That kind of "what" is reserved for dull surprise.





A hundred on her losing it.







Kids huh bro?

Granted you got off easy, they usually stick around for 8 more years




You gonna follow her then?



Corey.





NOPE NOT GONNA GO GET YOUR DAUGHTER BACK.

NOT MY JOB!





Damn he appealed to the showman in me...



Better heal in case a fight breaks out.

...

This world is very violent...



Oh great he's going to get his Pokemon to murder me and since I can't use mine during cutscenes I'm helpless.



Let's go you bastards. I know Jew-Jitsu.

Unless you have any Germans I think I'll win.







Of course the Skuntank leaves first. It's a notorious asshole.

Most dark types are....wow that sounds kinda racist.






Holy shit the Skrelp just jumped right off this bridge.

Can they fly? Or did it just want to end it's hideous existence?






Awww and those only evolve with high love...poor Crobat...







Have a heart Corey...






WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!


Corey...bro.

The entire world economy runs on those little bastards.

They even have free healthcare!

You won't make it without them!



Uh...dude you called me here...



Sure...I guess? I mean we only met recenlty and don't have a lot of things in common...





Me and Heather both know you suck it's okay.






Godammit and her mother's dead?

I need to buy a gift basket for her.

A really BIG one.








Awwwwwww....





Aww....




You sure it wasn't because all our doctors and nurses are assisted by a giant ball with no fingers?

Because it might have been that.









Jesus Christ game...I know you're meant to be mature but nihilism isn't very fun.







Ahhh she'll come back when she figures out she doesn't know where money comes from.

After all she's nine.





That's my name. You seem very fond of it






Then why did you let her take it?

I'm pretty sure you could have bum rushed her.

Again she's 9.





No. I refuse. Not a chance.

I am not spending the majority of my life looking after your damn daught--





Oh Shit! What the fuck do you think you're doing?





Corey please be reasonable here. You DO NOT want me in charge of a small child.

I can barely get through an episode without killing someone or something catching fire

Does that sound like a good childminder to you?

No let's just get awaaaay from the edge and...





OH FUCK!






Really game? You think Fern's the best person for this situation?




Well aren't you all torn up about it.






Wait what?

He...didn't give me the badge?







MOTHER FUCKEEEEERRR!



LEAVE ME TO LOOK AFTER YOUR DAUGHTER HUH?

I hope the pavement tasted nice you asshole!



*spit*

No one welches out of a badge in my hood.






Really Fern?

I think you need to look up natural selection champ.

Cause I'm sure suicide isn't listed.









You think he had the badge on him?

I don't mind shifting through his remains for it y'know.





HONG KONG KABLOOEY!



HOLY SHIT WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?!?







That is a lot of dead bodies...





So long Fag Jockey Fern.

And yes that is your name now.










maybe i can loot the dead bodies....



Well...a lot of shit went down in the past 5 fucking minutes.



Most of it depressing...



But look on the bright side!

...uh...there was an explosion this episode!

That's something at least.

And Season One of the series is done and dusted!

I'd say it's been a long road but that would make me look mortal and weak so I won't.

ugh I sound like Fern...



I'll see you beautiful people for Season 2 eh?

Bye for now!


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September 4th, 2015, 3:24 pm #50

Yeeeeah shit got real heavy real fast. And what the fuck, Fern?

stop being ahead of me. goddamn grinding
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September 4th, 2015, 10:18 pm #51

How much says Fern never suffers any consequences for being such an asshole?
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Joined: July 11th, 2012, 9:26 pm

September 5th, 2015, 12:12 am #52

Another shiny? That's pretty lucky of you but then also unlucky since you aren't playing with shiny clause :s

Corey being a nihilist and having Cyrus' sprite? How fitting.

The end of that part was something else. And my god, Fern. Have some tact.
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September 7th, 2015, 9:02 am #53



Hello Mother? Put Father on the phone!

Your baby boy's done made it big!



Father I hope you're warming up that hug I've always wanted!

I got over 2000 views on my Nuzlocke run! Ain't that something?



No...it doesn't pay anything...

Uh huh...uh huh...yeah okay...



Next time I'll have actual news...

Okay bye...I love y-

*click* Oh...he hung up...








I'm so ashamed...






Hey there folks! Remember how i said i'd take a short vacation?



I found out I've got nothing better to do with my time because the campus accommodation is a ghost town right now

it's been so long since I spoke to someone

So let's dive straight into Season 2 eh?



Oh look it's me this past 3 days...watching shitty T.V.

Anyway last time some guy died then explosion happened.

It was all very thrilling.

So we're off to North Obsidia!



From Ohio i presume?





Great, all the trainers are nuts up here.





It's almost like these explosions are connected...

I mean Team Meteor blew up the Station and the Power Plant too...

But why blow up stairs?





Well I certainly don't get that reference.



HOLY HEART FAILURE!



Anyone feel a draft? Or is it just me?



That's right the police know who's in charge.





That is a big fucking gate.

Why is it so big? Actually why ARE these walls so fucking huge?

Are there actual Titans outside?





Is...Is that Cloud from Final Fantasy 7?



No...he can talk...





I guess two weeks is kind of new...



Arc? Well it explains the hair anyway.







CLASSISM! I'M BEING DISCRIMINATED FOR SUCKING!

I DEMAND REPARATIONS!






Ooooohhhh I get what you're saying...you want a bribe...

Well I'M the only bribe taker in this town bucko so watch out










Well...that was DJ Asslight everybody.

Let's see what else is here...





GAH! OLD MEN!





GAH! OLD GENTLEMEN!





GAH! LEARNING!

I'm leaving this ward now...







Uh...strange?

The "..." makes it uber creepy old man.

Where am i? The Old Man Ward?





What the fuck old man?

You just wanted a Sunkern?

Why were you so god damn creepy about it?


Let's see if Lapis Ward has less weirdos







NOPE!



Oh ho let's see how expensive bikes are in this game...

Must be a lot considering they're "Luxury"

what the hell is a luxury bike anyway







Well that seems like a fair deal.

FOR FUCKING RICHIE RICH!

Who can afford bikes in ANY pokemon game?



Wait the Cyclists can...does that mean they're all secret millionaires?

Or is the bike literally the only thing they own?

Eh...let's check the rest of these buildings.






It's the RPG way lady





So to the rich people I'm a poorly dressed slob and to the poor I'm Mr Moneybags.

Middle-class doesn't fit in anywhere I guess...






I don't understand the "I don't get it" part.

Does she think it's a prank someone pulled?






Jolly good old chap. These rabble-rousers and their depressing ways need a good what-for!

Now let's kill some rhinos





These guys just seem to hate everything not old and pretentious...





Yeah who saw that Tackle coming eh?

God I hate these kind of roadblocks...





Oh god...red flags are popping up all over this.



WHY WOULD YOU COMBINE THESE TWO THINGS?

IT'S "MENTAL" I'M NOT "KID"-DING





It...is?



DOBBY IS FREE!



FREEEEEEDOM!



ACK!



*quiet sobbing* I'll never be free of this show...







YES MY SISTER!

WE WILL HAVE BLOODY REVENGE AFTER I FINISH TELLING THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD ABOUT IT!

SUCH REVENGE!




Well okay then.



Ugh this is clearly the asshole ward...





YOU LOST HIM AGAIN?

HOW? HOW DO YOU LOSE HIM TWICE IN ONE DAY?

You better give me 5 capsules after this one lady.

Now if you excuse me the plot beckons.








Did anyone call dibs on his stuff yet?

No?

Okay then I call DIIIIBS








Yeah kid wassa matta? Never see a dead body before?



Actually I think I remember her now...she was the one who gave me Sickle right?

I should be nicer then.



ALLOW ME TO HELP YOUNG LADY!



*huff* IS THIS HELPING? *huff*




Ignore the dead body in your backyard please Shelly.



I think I'm her dad now...he kinda forced the position on me after he uhhh..."tripped"







So how do you know these guys are Team Meteor Victoria?

You haven't met any of them.

You've actually been the least helpful rival.

Actually all Cain has done is steal my Oshawott.

But Fern's helped me more than you two and he left me for dead.

So like chip in at some point eh?








I agree with you there. She'd just get in my way of crushing you all.

I mean one psychic Pokemon and she's basically fucked.








Noooo...It was the OTHER evil terrorist group in the area...Team Comet.



What is with this episode and Sunkerns?



Is something up with this region's Sunkerns?

How deep those this conspiracy go?










Hahaha every Team has the token idiot.

I hope to see more of them and less Janis and Grant in the future.



Oh...so stupid...





What? Why'd you scream?





WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?






BULLETS PASS RIGHT THROUGH IT

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS SO CALM?



OUR SOULS! IT WANT'S OUR SOULS!!!







HE FUCKING SPIRITED IT OFF TO HELLLL!





Hello Ghostbusters? I got some freaky demon thing here an-




WHY ARE YOU SO BLASE ABOUT A FUCKING GHOST MAN STEALING A BODY?






Oh a dead body freaks you out but a demonic spirit is totally boring right?

Totally understandable





Fuck. The demon must have taken the badge away with him...





I guess you're right...I don't fit in here.

But with that being said...



Hand over your wallet and phone please sir.



An empty apartment building?

Tres suspicious...





This place looks familiar...





Oh shit.








You're *sniff* welcome...







I...I'm just going to leave now...









Locked huh?



I'm watching you,suspiciously large orphanage...








Huh...a spoopy alleyway...didn't notice it before...



Oh boy! Ne'er-do-wells!

Time to beat them up.

Why is that my go-to plan when i meet new people







Hmmmm do I really want to join a criminal organization bent on terrorizing Lapis ward?



Hell Yes.






I'm kinda sad they don't have code-names...

I want a code name...

Oh and I beat them with Jasmine.



Crime is fun kids! Do lots of it!




...



That was the nicest thing anyone has said to me in this entire game.

Aqua for life.



Although...maybe I'll check out what the Magma gang has to say...



And with that decision I ran into someone...important...









Super rare...why does that ring a bell...



Hahaha! See that's a punny code name!

I might like Magma

And I beat him up too...shit i don't think this update has any battles...



An apt reaction to me destroying you.







...Wait a minute...

"Super Rare"?



God I hope this isn't becoming a sitcom...





KAI.



YOU.





Funny you should mention..."guts"



Very...funny...



Ah poo guess it really is Aqua for life...



Back we gooo~



Your new ace.






Hm no pun code names...

Aside from the obvious Archer/Archie thing.



Now to find my Aqua gang outfit!



*miscellaneous searching noises*



I brought like no clothes to this place...

I'll buy a blue mask or something in the city...




Yeah...this ward alone is full of jerks and Sunkern fanatics





Oh so like Water themed Robin hoods?






Yeah yeah avatar reference but what the hell are you talking about?

Saviors of the city? Literally nobody has mentioned that in this entire game.

What the fuck is he talking about?






6 to 5 isn't exactly a huge advantage there Archer...

I mean you're right in that I'll beat them all single-handed but don't put it down to a numerical advantage.





These places have street names? Huh.






So should I bring the pistol or the hand cannon?

And then...



Ah god dammit another fucking cat.



Ah well...I might need a dark type at some point...




Seemed very appropriate.




I evolved trunks and regretted it once I remembered how not-cute she becomes.



I suppose I might need a type advantage against the Magmas

I think I have a Goldeen in the day-care...



Cool he's already close in level to my team.

Welcome aboard Flounder!



Oh yeah...fish...uhhhh...



I...I don't know actually...






Alright time for shenanigans.





All I have to do is open the door and I will lead a life of petty crime

as opposed to my own life of major crime



Which I'll do NEXT TIME!



Well Season 2 has started off with a splutter and a cough.

Very little interesting battles going on for now...

But I like crime so there'll be some next time.




Laters Players.
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Reborn site:

@Gaunt - Yay...something worth more than money...but money's still good you know...

@Chubb - What and let that pathetic excuse back out into the field? I don't think so.

@biboo195 - My vacation sucked so now it's back to this soul crushing grindstone where I dance for your petty amusement

@Aquawaffle - What you think that pansy Corey could beat me? HAHA! Oh I do, but i like the feel of dead bodies more uh...GREAT ADVICE!

@ShadowStar77 - I refuse. On the grounds that I hate that officer.

@Pyrrhon - Dude. What kind of saturday morning cartoons are you watching?

@Vinny - Look. I like explosions but I don't like Julia. I only like explosions I make because they are used to smite my enemies. THE LONG WAIT IS OVER!

@Drymus - Really? Did you not use a psychic type? Cause he wasn't that hard.


Nuzlocke forums :

@Rapunzel - He'll never change Never Ah you probably aren't sitting around with nothing better to do than take selfies like me.

@Alba Corbina - A shiny gold farthing!

@BubbleTea - I'll catch one eventually...very eventually...I thought it was Koga...Fern and tact don't mix just like Julia and quiet time.




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September 7th, 2015, 3:30 pm #54

Because what Pokemon was truly missing was gang activity. And a city full of rich classist old guys
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
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Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
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September 7th, 2015, 6:34 pm #55

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CLASSISM! I'M BEING DISCRIMINATED FOR SUCKING!

I DEMAND REPARATIONS!
no that's called homophobia

ANYWAY,
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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September 10th, 2015, 12:31 pm #56



Okay there has to be SOMETHING I can use as a disguise...

Hmmmm....



I suppose this...and that...



Aqua power bitches!



I think I should link the music I listen too here maybe?

It'd save me thinking of catchy tag lines every time...
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I can't even remember yesterday that well.

@Gaunt - OH YOU PUNKS ARE GOING DOWN! AQUA FOR LIFE! Oh god I'm beginning to regret that Dobby joke...

@ShadowStar77 - Yeah bro...trend that shit...whatever that means...

@Vinny - Well it's a good thing I murdered her then...and all those engineers...huh...

The Cloyster would be even more creepy considering what they look like... Oh and yes. Yes I am.

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HOW DID YOU KN-

I mean who?







I bet it's the bitch with the only house in the ward...





TO STEAL IT FOR REAL!



Awww...






I knew you wouldn't let me down boss.









What are you guys minding your language for?

This isn't a Nintendo game.

If we wanted to we can call her a huge fucking cu-





I care DeFacto.






See Pierce? Stop being mean to DeFacto. He's shy.






BY MAKING OUR OWN COUNTER-SCHEMES!



Time to rob a defenseless old lady!

Heroically.






*push*

HELPING!



Haha! Pushing down frail elderly women is fun!






Hmmm this lowly grunt has stronger levels than me?





WHY DID I PICK AQUA? THESE GUYS MAKE PUNS!

I mean...Aqua 4 life?





Well that don't look like a fair fight.

I mean unless they have Groudon or an Oven Rotom Magma is never going to win this turf war.



Ah yeah they have one more guy.

Who doesn't seem to be going for the ball...

Actually what the fuck is up with this house?

Why is this alcove back here?

Ah fuck it. Best not question game design when I don't know much about it.





Hnnnngghhh.

Must...use...last...ounce of strength...to...



There we go.






This level jump is quite big considering I came straight here from Corey's gym.

And that these are just some grunts too.



They still suck tho'





Oh hey that's neat...

I'll never use it though





In a distant time and faraway place...

Am I the only one who loved the technology artwork in those old Filmation cartoons?

'Cause they were awesome.

Anyway where was I?

Oh yeah robbing the elderly.






I always deliver Archer.

But what was that about us outnumbering them?

Because they had two guys more than you brought.

And I imagine they have a Mannie And Razzie duo guarding their hideout too.



And you just leave.



Someone's gonna have to teach me that teleporting bullshit or I'm gonna be pissed.



Oh Mannie...you always know how to cheer me up...





That seems to be the case with a lot of people around here.




I was going to. I mean I named it.





Resounding loss?

We foiled ONE robbery on an old lady.

Well...we foiled one gang of thieves in thieving what our gang of thieves was going to...steal.

Hardly "resounding"





Oh? Are we "fin"ished here? I sure had a "whale" of a time y'know.

I guess I'm the pun master of this team.

Well that's just ex"squid"site

"Sea" you later then "bouys"

Oooohhh got that out of my system...








I wonder what'll happen if I go back?





Oh shit.

I guess criminals do always return to the scene of the crime...

And i thought they were just stupid...

WAIT A MINUTE THAT MAKES ME STUPID!




FUCK.



ONE SECOND PLEASE!





You must be thinking of someone else madam.

Some handsome scoundrel with a heart of gold no doubt.





Best check yourself homeboy




Well I would have teleported BUT NO ONE WILL TELL ME HOW!








I don't get no respect i tell ya.

No respect at all.







Yeah lady this is a POKEMON game!

You knew what you were signing up for.






Oh hooo...Granny's off her meds again kids.






O-okay lady calm down it's just a Ponyta...






Jesus Christ she's got a pair of lungs on her...





Bloody hell...






Hehehe he doesn't give a single fuck.





You are my favorite policeman. Hands down.









...I...I just don't know what to say...







BOO BOO BOO!



Pfffff...hahahaha...

Oh this lady's is fucking nuts...









...Cool...




Guess you're not from Los Angeles then.

Zing!






Oh shit man...do you know how much these are worth on the black mar-

I mean...

Oh shit man...do you know how much these are worth...in my heart?






Well I can't take it then man.

I can make do without a bike in this game.



What?





...








I...Uh...





OH GAWD WHYYYYY????




Don't you judge me you assholes

I hate this kind of shit!

















HERE!









GLUG GLUG GLUG






I'M RIDING A DEAD CHILD'S DREEEEEAAAAAMMMSS





*sniff* Awful...

Oh wait I need to do the secret Aqua Gang oath...



Uhhh...



In wettest day , In dankest night

No Magma shall escape my sight

Let those who worship fire's light

Beware our Water...Team Aqua's might!





Oh no...not one of the gang...








He's one of the gang and he sincerely apologized...

He's one of the gang and he sincerely apologized...

He's one of the gang and he sincerely apologized...



Aaaand a deeeeep breath...


Okay let's see what's up with Bug Girl and Punching Girl.





Hey Victoria. Made any progress with Sobby over there?







Oh so you've actually made progress?

Wait who'd you beat? The only one left alive is Florinia...






Oh damn you're right...It's hard to tell because our heads are so fucking big.

Uhhh cheer up kid. Could be worse. I could've pushed Fern over.

that might have made it better actually





She's right behind you.

BOY VICTORIA, YOU SURE ARE DUMB!






EGADS! Maybe those two things are SOMEHOW related?







No thank you. I'd rather beat up that emotional wreck behind you for a small medallion.

I couldn't give a shit as to why they blew up some stairs.











So we're basically strangers to this little girl?

That's gonna look great in the papers...

I mean It's not like the game will surround me with emotionally vulnerable children for an extended period of time right?



NO WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HE-






Don't you worry about Heather.

Corey left me in charge.

...

Okay worry.




Well that was awkward...



Oh hey there's a ladder here now.



Guess I better go down and find Victoria...





OH COME ON!

It's only been 4 minutes Victoria!





I take back what I said earlier.

I don't want to see Aster and Eclipse anymore than Grant or Janis







"There'll be no such thing as help"?

That sounds a bit weird to say grammatically...

wait did she say "Big Boss"?







Heh heh heh that's a good one...

As if you could.





Mmmmm...I can't exactly abandon her can I?

She's the only friend I have in this region.

I wonder why?






Okay hold up.

You know I'll wreck both of you that's why you're running away right?

But you just explained your entire trap to me and it involves you beating me up?

I'm starting to think Aster isn't the only dope in this duo.





Don't panic I'll rescue you...eventually





Okay new area where's Victoria and/or my new team member?



Oh god dammit...



Guess I'll catch it...



At least it has an adorable name.



Hmmm I'm guessing this branches off in different directions






Hah? Why?

I guess I need Rock smash...


Is this the right path?



Imma get you later FruitSlice



Ah this looks promising...



Fuck.






Ah shit I didn't see the middle path...that's probably it too.





Team Meteor's Kung Fu expert?

If not why didn't Ass-ter and Relapse capture him as well?







What you mean like that useless gimmick in Sinnoh?

Where you could find the odd Keystone and had to 32 other players to get Spiritomb?

Does anyone know 32 people that play pokemon in their area?

Because I was lucky to have three not thirty fucking two.





Oh...guess he was just talking about punching stuff...




This hole has been for a day and you've already gotten lost?

I mean ALL the paths lead back to the entrance dumbass

Fuck it. Let's get this Cave of Wonders shit over with already



It was sooo obviously this one...



Oh I'm sure that this is where Victoria is.





The cracks on these walls are glowing...

It's kind of unnerving...





Look it's been 20 days since I showed up here I get it

BUT STOP REMINDING ME.





Oh boy I feel a story coming on boys and girls...







That...sounds like a legendary...but which one is it?







You JUST said barely anyone knows about this place

So are they obliviously insolent or something?

that would make a good band name...





And here I thought it was the city of re-birth

No idea where THAT idea could have come from





Wha?






How the fuck are you doing that?







That's great and all but how did you DO that?







You think I'm just the coolest and want to be BFF's forever?



Oh thanks I really needed permission to save her






Team Meteor doesn't have great job security does it?

Oh well time to get my friend and bail.





I know right?

I mean he knows I'm the only guy who's been able to destroy his PULSE machines right?




Ha!

You would not survive the attempt.








YOU STILL HAD YOUR FUCKING POKEMON?

BREAK YOURSELF OUT NEXT TIME THEN!



Well Flounder's trying at least

And I take back what I said Victoria, these two would have steamrolled you on your own.



I brought Velvet along maybe some dark moves can help?



See that slight bit more damage Solrock took

All Velvet.

God Purrlions suck.



Now here's a cat I can get behind!





Well the capture won't upload but Selina critcal hitted Solrock with Shadow ball

And she's about to kill Lunatone



Best Cat hands down



Stop killing all my future ones then

And pipe down Selina's working.



Well a fantastic effort Victoria.

Mind ACTUALLY doing dome damage this battle?



Sorry about the shoddy battle footage but I swapped Selina for Mako when her health was low after killing the Electabuzz.

Oh and her Scraggy died






C-C-C COMBO!





You're damn right SEAN defeated them

All Victoria did was be a meat shield






And yet you tried to capture us anyway?

I'll have to tell him that.

We're totes besties now.






Oh I won this battle.

And I'm going to win the war...



Well that makes one of us at least...

Y'all right?









Hard to say really...Boss-Man just might have a stiffie for historical speeches...

And having guided tours down here would probably disturb whatever they plan on doing so who knows?




It's been like an hour...I came straight here to get you...

You must have a very short attention span...






Yeah yeah I'm great I know.

And I hate you the least out of my rivals.

Although I've only met Cain twice so if he tones down the creepy flirting i might like him



Let's get out of this hole



And a quick heal for Team Sean...



Ok! We're set.



Next time I battle a shell-shocked little girl.

Ha "shell" shocked.



I mean it's not like I'll have to do MORE annoying side-missions right?

I think I foreshadow too much...



Bye bye bitches.









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September 10th, 2015, 5:59 pm #58

So Lapis is full of gang activity AND psychotic old ladies. I mean, damn, lady, take a chill pill.

No villain is evil without an excessively long monologue outlining exactly what their endgame is.

Good job being useless, Victoria.
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
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September 11th, 2015, 2:40 am #59

Is it just me or is Craudberry a giant Princess Bride reference?
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

September 16th, 2015, 9:23 pm #60






NPC's from previous towns everybody...oblivious as ever



Now are the days when magic is reborn...







Anyway after last episode's depressing dead children I decided to look for that missing kid before fighting Shelly.

Just in case It's a timed event...



Well that was easy...





You're always scared you little shit.

Man up you're almost 10.







Wait a minute Drifloon can't actually carry children...the Pokedex says as much.

"It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead."

Is how it went in Pearl...but then maybe it uses it's ghost powers to spirit kids away?

"These Pokemon are called the "Signpost for Wandering Spirits." Children holding them sometimes vanish."

God damn it what is with Pokemon games and abducting children?





"Alas my dear Trainer,I may never meet my dearest mother ever again"



"OH CRUEL GODS ABOVE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN YOUR CHERISHED SON?"



That's what you sound like kid.

Like a retarded Shakespeare.



Awesome a Ghost type that'll come in-





Fucking. Cats.




It's not like it was a threat you know.

It's a balloon.







Heh...at least you know what's up.

Now fuck off back home.



Well now to go back to his mother and claim my "reward"





S-satan? Is that you?






FOR FUCK'S SAKE KID

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAVE YOU?





Hmm this might be bad...





At least I can get a Venipede out of it!

Scoliopede's are pretty decent bug Pokemon.





JOIN ME SERVANT!







...

I can't catch it?



BUT WHERE'S THE TRAINER STOPPING ME?



POKE-RULES PEOPLE! THEY'RE THERE FOR A REASON!





Now would I do that to you?

A third time?



Yeah Mako's got this. The crit only took 49% of his health.




Hmmm...the poison's worrying...






It was alright but you cut it way too close.





What's the matter you little twit?







WHOA kid calm the fuck down.

I know I'm awesome but let's use our indoor voices huh?








Who want's to bet he get's cornered by a rough gang of Bidoofs next?


Back in the Lapis Ward...






Well I'll be damned he made it back alive.

Good job you little idiot.




"Your much deeper gratitude?"

Sooo....



Is there a Mr.Losestheirkidwaytoomuch?








Well...

You were too old for me anyways.





Dammit kid shut up.

The constant brown-nosing is making me like you...


NOW LET'S FINALLY GO BEAT UP SHELLY!



Fuck.



Y'know what'd get your mind off of it?

Poooookemon battling~








OH YOU MEAN HEATHER'S NOW MOSTLY LIQUID DAD?!?

MAN WASN'T THAT TRAUMATIZING?!?










You weren't a great English student were you Victoria?



If you were you'd know that notoriety is synonymous with bad fucking reputation.

And no I'm not nit-picking this is clearly a awful idea






NO! I'M NOT TELLING HIM ABOUT THIS.

ANYONE WHO RUNS A ORPHANAGE/ASYLUM IS A BAD PERSON

Or at least terrible at combining things.

BUT NOOOO GAME DOESN'T LET ME NOT TAKE THE BAD OPTION SO I BETTER GO PUT SHELLY IN AN ASYLUM













Uh..hi. Your hair is green. Neat.






Well that's a terribly ominous thing to say...

Maybe I should do the sensible thing and leave.




NAW FUCK ALL THAT I WANTS POKEMAAAANNNNS







OH SHIT! You orphans are really aggressive when it comes to adoption aren't you?



Sorry kid I already have an unwanted fake daughter.








Sure if the mental kid see's me glowing it must be tru-



WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MY HAND?!?

...

AND HOW CAN I PROFIT FROM IT?!?



Neeeeehhhhh....





THIS BITCH HAS A MOTHER FUCKING JIRACHI???





Well I can see one of you was a clear favorite.

Also I'm beginning to suspect Anna might be...well...



Wee woo wee woo





Yeah...he suuuuure is.




Please don't be terrible...






MAYBE THE SCARS ARE EMOTIONAL ONES DEEPLY ROOTED IN HER PSYCHE?

I AM THOU. THOU ART I.







Oh god this is gonna be Julia all over again isn't it...

Well at least this kid speaks actual English and isn't old enough to know better.






So she's one of the strongest trainer's in the Region?



Why was she in an orphange then?

I mean who are we kidding here Pokemon are the Power in this world.

Like if a Policeman's Growlithe is the equivalent to a gun, an Elite four member's Pokemon are fucking surface to air missiles.

Also why did she leave you here? She could have easily taken custody of you.

Awesome? More like ineptitude.





Lemme guess is the Pokemon Champion?

That'd be fucking stupid.



I'm dead serious. Don't do it game designers.

Just don't.





YET THEY LIVE IN AN ORPHANAGE/ASYLUM!

I mean Noel I can understand but Charlotte looks at least in her teens.







Oh so you assume I don't know this you condescending little...







I FUCKING KNOW HOW IT WORKS OKAY?

NO NEED TO REPEAT IT TWICE!



God I hope so...





What you not going to introduce the obviously important bald kid characters right next to you?

Are they not your friends? No? Okay let's talk about the "scary" Doctor then.






Yeah yeah yeah whatever kid...





Wait...what did you say about "something hurting"?










Oh...fuck...



Kids? I'd like you all to stand behind me and walk out the door now please.

I have some..."investigating" to do.





Oh nothing sweetheart, now be a good girl and run out the door real fast okay?






Oh there's no fucking chance I'm doing that now.

Besides it was Victoria's shitty idea.



Oh hell...






Hey there Siggy!





Hand over the kids and let me shoot you.



GAH!



M-my gun...he vaporized it...how "shocking"...





He's not gonna believe that.



Uhhh guess I was wrong.









T-this is where my journey ends isn't it?

No man alive can defeat ORDERLY JOHN!



Lol jk lmao gg omg all that shit.





Oh you old sweet talker you...

Wait what the fuck am I saying?



Don't thank the child torturer.







What kind of shitty league is Amethyst running here?

I mean some asshole doctor shouldn't have any say in that.

Also I'm going to kill him.







Noel and Charlotte seem fine.



Anna less so but It's hardly harmful and volatile.





Kid I'd adopt you all if this game let me.

I mean Gym Leaders have a grant thing don't they?

For gym upkeep and such?

So money wouldn't be a problem




I figured that out yeah.




Shelly's my friend now?

Something bad? All that happened lately is a Badge welcher fell off a bridge





It's me right? Because of my loss of a well-deserved badge?

Thank you Anna.





She won't have to look far but I'll run away for her sake.





FUCKING YOUR DEAD DAUGHTER!



Yeah I better bail.

The dead daughter thing seemed funny at the time.



Well...that was informative...

Let's get back to Shelly.















NO! Your plan was fucking awful and you should feel fucking awful.



Yes now let a pro handle this.





Yeah...She also said that battles are a great way to forget suicides.

Very specifically this suicide sub-plot.








Don't forget that badge I lost Shelly.

Never forget...





Victoria how 'bout you fuck off and let me do this?

You have been very little help to me in anyway so far.





Victoria? She has nothing but fighting types you'd destroy her.






You don't need to apologize to her so much.



Yeah that's what I said.









Yeah...I "might".




I'd make an ejaculation joke but she's 12 so I won't

tee hee hee






It took her long enough.

But I don't care about that anymore...



'CAUSE IT'S FINALLY FUCKING CLOBBERING TIME!



And there'll be no more interrupti-





FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...







And I'm gonna help her forget that with a good pounding.






Emphasis on the "trying"



That's not how anything works here Victoria.





Sean VS Victoria for the 3rd time.



HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T HEAL ANYONE.

Eh not really worried.



There we go...



Aaaand punched back down in a single hit.


Well an embarrassing battle for Tayto...



Hal could have taken it you know.





And Sickle didn't even break a sweat doing it.





Right that's her only psychic deterrent so here comes Operation : MindFuck



SELINA GET IN THERE!



BLAM!



Okay it wasn't a one hit K.O but still good right?




Two down and her Makuhita is next and probably evolved by now.




Not that it fucking mattered.





Excellent work Selina but I'm not waiting around for your response this time.



Mmmmmrggh...



Well that was a given.

I mean the free Exp is great Vicky but you don't need to test me.

I'm easily better than you






Really limiting me here Victoria who wins "gently?"

But fiiiine...Shelly's done me no wrong so far so I'll try



TIME TO CRUSH SHELLY...WITH PILLOW LIKE FORCE!













Eeeeeexcept it isn't it's time to end the episode.




Well thanks for watching this episode guys

I'm sure we'll "orphan" think back on it.

Updates are gonna be a little slower now that college has started but can't waste my time pandering to you shits

Just kidding I love you all especially you. Yes the person reading this right now. I love you.



Toodle-loo bitches!





















































Siiiiiiiiigh...thank god that orphanage bullshit is over.



Wait...what am I saying? A large building with multiple floors and a staff of faceless goons?

That's a Pokemon staple in the main games....



OH GOD NO.
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@Poopawman - Hell yeah Selina's an awesome battler fuck that other guy though

@Rapunzel - Now if we could find some way to combine the two...She really is the bronze medal out of my 3 rivals isn't she?

@Alba Corbina -I have never seen that movie but now I want to check it out


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@biboo195 - Anguish is a better word than feels. I swear she better be secretly alive when the fix it up.

@Dragon116 - Now this is a reply. But also Chimecho's are garbage. I didn't get lost it was a...tactical run for supplies...yeaaaah...

I hated rescuing Gardevoir. I fucking HATED it.

@Foamy - Daughter? I hope it's daughter or else I'll have to change it again

@Froiky - I did it this way because I'm a lazy piece of shit who can't form sentences or be arsed to draw a whole fucking comic.

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