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Bookwormgal
Conqueror of the Eterna Gym
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July 11th, 2016, 3:27 am #241

You managed to get some nice practically things taken care of. That will make things simpler to accomplish when it is time to move forward with the plot again. I wish you luck as you move forward. Good luck.
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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July 25th, 2016, 1:12 am #242





Route 2 has Hawluchas apparently.

Shame I missed out on one.

Ah well. I have a giant rock monster so I'm happy enough.



Something for my European anime fans
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@wedward45 - Gway you poetic bastard.

@Drymus - My reasons are just and fair. Because fuck Radomus and all he stands for.
And with the amount of times I've said it, I'm calling the first 3 or four episodes of this season the "Fuck Radomus Arc"
Yeah but I've got an Infernape so who cares about a Fire hedgehog?
...I completely forgot about the Pokemon in box 2...
Looks like someone will be leading the fight against Blake then.

@Bookwormgal - Who needs luck when you've got a Critdra and a Sheer Force/Lifeorb Dragon?
Not this guy! But thanks all the same.
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@YingYang9705 - I downloaded this a year ago mate...I'd hardly remember that.
In fact I don't even remember how I found this game...
I didn't want my Boxes overcrowded. And if I having a lot of Pokemon in a Nuzlocke makes it look like the Nuzlocke is easy.
Which it is not. There's just a fuck-load of Pokemon to catch.

@Captain Breakfast - Not a fan of dupes really. And I didn't want another Golurk. They're only room for one in my heart.
Ew no. I don't use my Pokemon like that.
I'll just tell Mako to jump really high and we'll see how that goes.
Don't do it. I'll cut you off the replies. Let it die a pathetic death like it deserves.

@Gaunt - Yay for making so many mistakes and wasting two hours farming!
Why would I kill Radomus with his own ace? Killing him with mine means mine is superior. I won't resort to his tricks.
No.

@Lilleen - Yeah fuck 'em! Did they kill your 'mons too? Although come to think of it Gardevoir didn't kill any of mine...
Still fuck Gardevoirs!
What? You don't like the loveable rascal that is Blake Whitaker? Next you'll be telling me you don't find Fern charming.

@EricSlingby - WELL SICKLE'S DEAD SO SHE CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE!
...
*breaks down crying*
Drier than an nun's...knees...because of the praying...yes...

@Seijiren - ...The fuck...that IS totally out of the question dude!
I wouldn't murder an innocent Pokemon out of spite! (except Cranston but fuck him)
Ralts knew Teleport so she used that to teleport all those rejects to a nice island in the Orange archipelago.
And seeing as I write this story that is now canon. Something has to have a happy ending in this game.

@Drymus - All the things.
Who is this "Rose" you speak of? I've never met someone called that in this run.
Surely she couldn't match Princess's cuteness?

@DrSquidge - They will. Seeing as I won't be using them until season 5.
I..I just really like Kingdras...
There's sure to be a frozen musical number in there.

@Dragon116 - It is a joke when you're a pussy.
Like Blake.
I'm calling Blake a pussy.

@DemICE - Hmmmm...nope not ringing a bell.
That is exactly why I love Kingdra. Critical hits forever.

@NickCrash - Shush. I forgot the rules for adding percentages when I was writing it.
It's been a long time since I did that kind of math.
Bah...I blame it for attacking me.

@Mortally Divine - You were go- I MEAN WELCOME BACK!

@MistDrop - ...
This run is MEANT to be a warning against people who do it you know.
But good luck all the same.

@webobo - SICKLE WENT OUT OF HER OWN VOLITION. SHE JUMPED UNDER THAT CHESS PIECE. RADOMUS DIDN'T BEAT HER.
Trick Room is not Radmous' weapon. It's a TM made by...whoever makes these TMs in the Pokemon world.
And I met Ralts before I even knew Radmous so shut it.
Yeah because I want that on my team. Fuck Hariyamas. Killed my Exeggcute.





So we're finally on our way to Ametrine guys!



Excited to see all the starving people?



I know I am!





But of course we have to deal with these childish ice puzzles first...



...



Don't say anything.



Only took fourtwo tries anyway.



...

What exactly makes an Ice Gem different from actual ice?

Is it literally just a chunk of ice that I'm putting into my bag?





so majestic



I did a triple salchow back there.

It was so awesome I couldn't show it.

You wouldn't have survived it.



suckers



Ooohhhh...





Fucking hell...I'd hate to be the Pokeyman that had to Rock Climb up that slope.



Just in case you guys were wondering what god-forsaken hell hole I've found myself in this time.

...

Why did I even TAKE this screenshot?



Found Shelly.





Uhhhh...Earth to Shelly?




Uhhhh...

(Extremely hot day irl)



Brrrrr...sooooo cold.

And all I have is this T-shirt too.

Man it's hard to immerse yourself when it's so FUCKING hot today.





Wow that's why we're here?

I would have had no idea that was your motivation...

EXCEPT FOR THE OTHER BILLION TIMES YOU'VE MENTIONED IT!



Zoinks.







...



What?

Why do we have to meet somewhere suspicious in particular?

We might have different definitions of what we find suspicious...



Like the Pokemon Center would be a better pl-



And she's gone.

She used this sudden solar eclipse to escape me.



Best get a searching!



An old man outside in the freezing cold?



MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS IF YOU ASK ME!





Please, please...no need to thank me...



...



...



FUCKING THANK ME YOU UNGRATEFUL CU-



Hey an empty house!

I can use this to stop editing static snow pngs onto my lovely face!



But why is it empty?



I don't know about you guys...but this strikes me as...



MIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTY SUSPICIOUS!!!



Although...

This is a really nice house...



Correction : It's MY really nice house now.



Now let's watch something on MY new T.V.



I think we'll check out the news first...see how Calceon is doing...





Ugh...

I actually forgot this was her thing...







Oh?

Haven't been back there in a long time actually.

Wonder what's changed?





Oh for fucks sake...



How many does this make now?

Four? Five?




Byyyyyy....?




Wait what?



This city has OFFICIALS?

What the have they been doing the whole time then?

The place is a fucking mess.

I was willing to believe Ame was just swamped with the amount of work on her shoulders and that's why it still sucks but come on...




Ame's closet?

I mean that's my theory.




Okay that's just shit advice.

"Keep an eye out for hidden places where terrorists might lurk"

I'd fucking steer well clear if I wasn't the accursed enemy of Team Meteor.





Okay taking bets.

Who wants to bet I won't be thanked for crushing that base as well?



I mean I think I deserve a medal by now.

After all the shit I've had to put up with after all...



A LOCKED DOOR!??!



THIS TOWN IS A DEN OF SUSPICION!

And yet Shelly isn't at any of these places.

Told you it was a bad fucking idea.









Did Bouyancy gain human form or something?






The cold never bothered me anyway.

So no I won't put on pants.










One sec love.

I think I might have the answer right here!



Decided to make this thing for just such an occasion!

Now where did I...

Ah ha!



There we go.

I've solved the case.

Because they are literally ALWAYS the culprits you fucking idiot.




I hope you don't.



Let's get back to looking for more "suspicious" places.






Okay the game is just messing with me at this point.

How many empty houses can a starving mountain town have?



Bet this one is too.



AND I WAS RIGHT!



Also holy shit this is the most suspicious thing I've seen yet.



Oh it's for changing Rotom's form...



But I do not have one.

Nor do I want one.



WHAT.








That's...

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTY SUSPICIOUS OF YOU!!!



Okay I am officially sick of that joke.

If I wasn't so lazy I'd re-write it out of the episode but fuck it.



Gotta check Clefablook.

And Chatter.

I can Goodrle some information about suspicious places to find Shelly as well.



I'm not apologizing.



...

Always thought having elevators open directly into an apartment was weird.






...



Good for you?



Well...



I guess he IS pretty awesome...





...



...



























































Well that's one building crossed off the list.



Maybe I'll check the southern area.





Oh god...



Ew.

People having fun...



Shouldn't they all be starving or something?

I came to see some famine dammit.



Well I found the Pokemon Center anyway.

Go me.







They can teach you how to suck I guess.



Actually I wonder how Victoria is getting on?

Haven't seen her since...

Whoa! November?!

Fucking hell.

Time flies when you're getting attacked by terrorists I guess.




And what the hell is this place then?

Internet cafe?



Clean it?



Got any snacks?






"Somehow"



I think you could use one of these too buddy.





...

What do you mean "strong" enough?





And getting rid of it depends on how many push-ups you can do?




...



...













SOMEONE SEND HELP!

CALL MY SON! HE DOES COMPUTERS!



Wait...



Am I being challenged to a battle?

By a computer virus?

So I guess this is where you catch a Rot-





...

That's not a Rotom...



Didn't expect to fight a Missingno in this game to be honest.






Well "fight" is a strong word I guess...





Toxic?

That's a weird choice...





THIS was the computer virus?

Man the admin sucks.



Oh dang another battle?



If this turns into something like the Winstrate family gauntlet it might be interesting...



Orrrr they'll start with grass types every time...




Love that move.



Ha! More like Gold-SUCK!

Amiright?



...



Maybe I should apologize for that one.



Another one huh?



Ooohhh it's gold...

Maybe this is an elite one?




Orrrr not.

Also Mako knows Flare Blitz now.



Hmmm...

Is there a reason for them all being Gen 1?



Suppose it's the whole Missingno thing.




Ah you dick.

I know what this calls for...



My clearly superior Eeveeloution.






Piece of cake.



FFFFFFFF-



NOBODY HURTS MY BABY!

TIME TO BURN PIDGEOT!



DIEEEE!!



GOOD.



FUCK.

I HAVEN'T SAVED IN TWO HOU-



Oh right...just a simulation.







I am 4 1337 haxor.

...

Ugh...sounded like Terra for a moment there...



Good.

I'd burn this place down if you didn't.





Of course.






They aren't any good to me either!

I can't get back to the city 'cause of the damn PULSE on the mountain!

Why aren't you people asleep anyway?



...

How many of these stickers do I even have actually?





8 huh?

Thought it'd be more.



Just a quick heal and we're back on the Heather hunt!



































Oh?

The "previous" crisis?

I thought the people were starving?

You can't have heard the pass was unblocked so soon.

Unless that old guy is faster than he looks...







...



Did she happen to be this tall, have pink hair and go "UGH" a lot?



...

Look at all the children playing...so carefree...



It makes me sick.



INCOMING REALITY CHECK FUCKERS!



...

You are a very durable child.




...

The mountain with the wild bears yes?

Kid...I think your mother hates you.




Oh? That's mildly interesting.





I wonder what those OTHER things were?

Never though I'd get to use this 3 times in one episode but...



Mmmhmm.





I'll give you mine. It's much better.



Don't spend it all in one place.

Or tell one-liners that don't make any sense.






Doesn't like adults eh?





It's Heather.

Don't try to be coy with me game.



Oooh a path through the trees eh?



And a TM for Thie-

...



A TM for Thief.



Well I just wasted a Heart scale.

Guess I don't need Karma anymore.





GET! IN! THE! LOSER! BOX!



There we go...



Now to teach it to someone useful!





...

What is it NOW Athena?



Says someone who, up until she evolved, was an angsty tumblerite posting Sherlock fanfiction!

I'M the trainer and I say what goes alright?

Do you want more screen-time or not?



That's what I thought.

Now excuse me, I have to go find my other angsty pain in the ass.


















...



Kid.

You've lived here your WHOLE life in this mountain town.

Have you ever seen me here before?




Fuck...



...



Death is "super cool" kids!

Try it out at home!







...Did I...talk to you already?

Because I'm fairly sure you didn't tell me anything.

Strange old bat.






OOOOHHHHHH!!!

MR. BIGSHOT COUNTRY BOY IS TOO GOOD FOR OUR AIR IS H-



COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH



COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH




COUGH...COUGH...Cough...cough...cough



Ugh...



Sorry what were we talking about?


















Well this looks...

Sketchy.



OH SHIT BOI.

WE HIT THE SKETCHY JACKPOT!!!





Shelly? What are you doing h-



Shit.

We did meet at a suspicious place.



Kinda weird?



Are you NOT seeing the PULSE there in the corner?





Yeah whatever...



I've got bigger things to deal with than some dead girls.

Well actually I probably have to deal with some of those once I get Waterfall but I remain optimistic.



Hm?



It's a PULSE Shelly.

You've seen one before remember?



Congrats you win a prize.

Except...



Unlike the one in the mountain, this one seems to be deactivated.

Seems to have been deactivated for a long time actually...

Don't know how actually.

I didn't do it and I'm the only one who can in this game.

Apparently.






Yeah...might give us some info on where the other PULSE is on this damn mountain.



Heh...okay sure?

Nice to know someone feels like they need me.



That cabinet maybe?






MIIIIINNNEEEEE!!!!



...



I'm mildly upset that this says G-rawr-vity pass.

Only mildly though.



How long as this promotion being going?



WHY WOULD THEY EVEN MAIL IT TO THIS HOUSE?








Harry Potter might disagree with you.

Ginny too while we're at it.




Be careful now.

The owner might come back and then jump off a waterfall after seeing you read it.





...



I'M SORRY AMARIA!!!






Damn weeaboo names...








Hoooo booooyyyy...

Gonna be one of these diaries huh?

...

Actually all this game's diaries are fucking depressing.




So this is pretty much par for the course.

But maybe the mother survives and lives a long life with her daughter?

Please?





OH COME ON!



Wait...



Evelynn? Lumina?

Those names sound familiar...









Is this Zel's house?

But Eve and Lumi sound like they were two different people instead of the wackjob we have now.








WELL ISN'T THAT JUST PEACHY???







So is Zel, Evelynn gone crazy?

Like after her whole family died she just lost it and pretend Lumi is still alive?

That's...wow...even I'm sad now.



I think that's enough for now Shelly...let's look at something else.





Or we'll keep going...that works too...









Siiiiiiggghhhh...





...something that enhances Pokemon abilites...

...Oh dear...




Diiiiid it work?





For the love of god let it happen.




This is where Zero comes in I guess...




...his organization...

Never thought I'd get to use it 4 times in one episode...



But there you go...





JESUS.

Can't she get a fucking break already?








Ohhhhh...







Okay...




...



WHAT?!?!








So Zel isn't just a nutjob...

She's/He's some form of fusion?

What the fuck?






...










So...that's the origin of Zel and the PULSE devices huh?





Interesting isn't the word I'd use...depressingly informative maybe...



You and that fucking Heath-





GAH! It's Super Saiyan Blue!



Speaking from experience Shelly?

That excuse never works.



oh shit he totally bought it





Jesus how short is Heather if Shelly's taller than her?

Wait is Shelly a few years older actually? She's 12 to Heather's -9 right?





Well I hope you'll forgive me but...



I don't believe you.

Blake Whitaker.





and not me? the fuck?








...



I'm going to break your legs for that joke.





What?

Every time you ask someone their name they use that joke?

That must be a living hell.





...



Duh?

C'mon Shelly I though you were smarter than this...



Hooray! You've solved the mystery!

Now let's go after Blake and kick him til he gives us Heather okay?

No more pointless expositio-







*Siiiiiiigh*






Because if Blake, a known Team Meteor agent (Thank you CAIN), found out she'd been feeding the town that Meteor has tried to isolate for some reason I don't think he'd be too happy.



I wish you could hear me.

I wish it so much.



And off she tots.



...

So I guess the actual PULSE is at the peak then?

The recently abandoned peak because the "Gym Leader" "retired".

Isn't that very convenient for Meteor?























































































Well shit. You didn't go far.






Uhhhhh...




Shelly...the kid's on your right...

Why are you looking at me?







Seriously if you'd just tuuuurn around this would be a lot less awkward.




Oops looks like you gave it away kid.

No more food for you.



I told you not 2 minutes ago.





And who could this mysterious caretaker POSSIBLY be?









No.

I'm going to tell him, watch him beat this kid up and then break his legs.

That's what I'm going to do.




Well guess who we just sa-





Okay okay I know alright?

No need to get so excited.





And wasn't it just great of him to be okay with it?

Fucking dumbass. I'm taking back his "tolerable" position on the list if he does shit like that again.






Congratulations on solving the mystery that I totally didn't solve when I talked to that lady near the Ice rink.

Can we GO?




Don't you tell me what to do you little shit.





Well boys and girls.

Looks like we've hit number 5.



Blake probably caught Heather stealing the stolen supplies and locked her up.

Anyway I think I've run out of these now.

I'll probably need to restock because "It's Team Meteor" is starting to become a catchphrase at this point.



It's not Shelly.

I don't want to become stale and rely solely on catchphrases to keep the audience's attention.



To quote you from literally two seconds ago : "T-that's not good"

Seriously.

METEOR. AGENT.




*yawn*

Kid she's been wailing about finding Heather since Season 2 so I don't think you're going to be able to stop her.








And I'm right behind you Shelly!



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I CAN'T CHANGE THE TITLE NOW UNFORTUNATELY!

WE'VE BEEN RUNNING TOO LONG WITH IT.













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July 25th, 2016, 1:48 am #243

Well, I can honestly say that I wasn't expecting Zel to have that as a backstory
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July 25th, 2016, 3:27 am #245

Burning buildings are mighty suspicious, you know...

Now you won't be able to kill Zel without killing two innocent girls in the process. If nothing else, this game knows how to put on the screws.

My advice? Don't even bother battling Blake. You'll be at the top of a mountain, after all. There are bound to be some cliffs you can push him off of when his back is turned.

Also, try weaponizing the "it was team meteor" thing. I find that vowels tend to have conveniently sharp edges.
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July 25th, 2016, 9:38 pm #246

Okay, that was a semi-cool backstory. And sad. It was a cool and sad backstory. But at least you have a new running gag concerning Team Meteor. That's fun, right?
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July 31st, 2016, 11:14 am #247

Been lurking on this topic for a few weeks and decided to finally make an account to comment.

This has been hilarious.
I am the Pokemon Failure, I caught 6 Psyducks and tried to beat an electric Gym with them.
ProfessorSmoak wrote:To be the very best, You have to do stuff, Like run around and catch fire breathing rodents and shit, You'll probably die but who cares?, Not your dad.


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August 1st, 2016, 2:11 am #248

Look out Fern, there's a new face coming to steal your Biggest Douche Award! Good luck man. Blake can sometimes be even tougher than Charlotte.
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August 19th, 2016, 7:38 pm #249



The one bright point about this episode is that Shelly will finally shut the fuck up about Heather.

That's it.

The rest of this episode is pain topped with more pain.





Well I wouldn't mind getting your nu-



...



Oh yes. That guy.

Woooo.



So many options...so little time...





Oh boy off she goes...



Call me if you need me to beat him up or something Shelly.

I'm just gonna zone out on this conversation for a bit.





Yeah...











Yeah yeah...Heather's great and stuff...











Smack him on the back of the head Shelly.

Preferably with that potted plant behind you.




Oh boy. It's like he's a blue Fern.

Blern.

Blern Whitaker.





...



I think he's lying...






Yes...HE was supposed to be taking care of her...

fuckfuckfuckfuck



This kid outside.

He also said your haircut was stupid.



Yup.

Just thought I'd let you know.

Wanna go kick his ass?



Great!










I TOLD YOU I'D TELL HIM PUNK!

THIS IS FOR...UH...BEING YOURSELF!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



I like her hair

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@Alba Corbina - You are not alone.

@Drymus - There's no point buddy.
They never listen

@wedward45 - Who's going to arrest me? I'm Reborn's sweetheart.
Hmmmm...Don't think I want to kill ZEL anyway. They've done nothing wrong to me.
That's not explosive enough. I'll wait till he gets into a helicopter.

@Bookwormgal - At least the backstory didn't involve evil older brothers this time.
Nah i started it too late in the game. You'll have to settle for the Rock Leader Hardy gag.

@Pokefailure - Ah yes the Psyduck guy.
Nice to see you.

@Turtleboi - So a complete pushover then yeah?
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@Gaunt - Eh it's a bit late to put in a counter now. We're 50 episodes into this mess already.
It's...upsetting.
Yes. I will take any chance to beat up random children in this game.
They know I did it. They just can't stop me.
The joke I'm missing no doubt?

@nepeta100 - Nope.
Can't know all the references.

@YingYang9705 - But it does solve them in a satisfying way.
Yeah but if I left for Ametrine before doing all that shit I wouldn't of had to bother.
It's not like I'll use my dragon types any time soon.

@Seijiren - Shut it. Never going back.
I know right? Sadly I think it's too late in the game to install the counter now.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

@HYCROX - Fite me irl m8

@Dragon116 - You could probably sum up a lot of episodes with that.

@webobo - Eh. Can't catch any Pidoves anyway. Already caught a Pokemon in every area there was one.
I feel that justifies murder.

@Lileen - Thank you!
Ugh Pokemon waifus...not my cup of tea.Kricketune is the ultimate waifu anyway
Your comment actually inspired the now canon fact that Blake is furry trash. (As seen below)
What? You don't find his...uh...um...his slight resemblance to Florina attractive?

@DemICE - I blame Red Rescue Team for starting that shit.

@PokeFailure - ...
Most of your posts were about toast so I don't know how to respond.

@Zane0144 - Best run in the world you might say.
...
You MIGHT say that Zane.

@NickCrash - Ha! Love it.

@Jps101 - Why do people keep getting inspired to do this?
THIS RUN IS MEANT TO SERVE AS A WARNING.
DON'T INVEST IN POKEMON THAT WILL END UP DYING.

@Foamy - It is against the rules. But I didn't catch anything or lose anyone. So I used a technicality to snag me a Life orb.
It would be a different story if I caught the Absol or someone died fighting it.
LOOK. NUMBERS ARE HARD.

@Genesis - THANK GOD.
Please do that. I would give you one money.
Enjoy! Just like I didn't enjoy this one!









And we're back to this.

Also I would have beat up Cain but he's too far away.

This is his fault really.







...



Ohhhhh I'm not liking where this is going...




Probably. She's a miserable kid to be honest.






Well damn that made the deal almost worthwhile.

But no.




Not exactly a though choice mate.




We really don't Shelly.

What benefits do we get from saving her really?

Besides he'll probably just bail before we get the info out of him.



...

Stop looking at me with those sad eyes Shelly.

We can't trust anything this guy says!



It's FINE Shelly. You're letting Heather blind you like always.

Besides what is Blake going to do with us here really?

He's CAL's brother. He's going to be a pushover no matter what.

They have loser in their blood.



Yes. We'll figure it out as Team Meteor unleashes Arceus and kills everyone.

WE'RE NOT TRADING.



...



Noooooo...





Nooooooooooooooooo....











...

This game is the worst piece of trash.

I'm so sick of this happening.



...

...

...

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I want to stop playing this game.



IT MEANS THERE ARE CLUES AROUND HIS FUCKING ROOM SHELLY!

STOP BEING A FUCKING IDIOT ALREADY.





Oh.



Look! Blake's giving away Heather's location for us.

Isn't that just swell?








Yes I did. For two seasons now.

If only Cain remembered as well we wouldn't be dealing with this garbage plotline.








Because nothing says "Cleansing" than a town full of corpses right?




...



No shit Sherlock.

You proud of that deduction?






...

Okay that made me almost like Blake.

But then I remembered he took the ring.

So now I hate him again.



The ideal world where everyone is dead.






Of course you are.

You're a big independent boy, aren't you?







"Choice hunnies"

You do realize everyone except Team Meteor is going to die right?

And you do realize that the majority of Team Meteor are men right?

Excluding the grunts of course.

Lin's the only girl left after Eclipse bit the dust.

And that's probably a dead end street. Emphasis on "dead"

Maybe Blake thinks Solaris,Siggy,Sirius and El are "choice hunnies"?

There's always Fern I guess but your standards have to be really low to consider him.

(Still don't know what the fuck Zel is so we'll leave it out.)



Wait why the fuck am I talking about this like it's a Meteor dating sim?

FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR BLAKE!





As long as your definition of Freedom starts with murdering anyone who disagrees with your "freedom".

The good old fashioned Unovan way.




Because she's 10.

And 10 year olds are fucking stupid.



Again...THANKS CAIN.





Sunday?



Well would you look at that?

It IS Sunday.




Well that was rude.

I'm going to explode him.

...

Damn I'm starting to sound like that girl Julia from like a year ago.



...

Did you know I've been doing this for a whole year now Shelly?

How time flies am I right?



And ignore me.

Thanks.





Seriously what did you THINK was going to happen?

Even if I willingly gave him that stupid fucking ring he still wouldn't of told us where she was.




Yeah!



Somewhere being here maybe?

Y'know...Blake's house?

Where he no doubt spends most of his day crying like a bitch?



OR WE'LL JUST FUCKING LEAVE FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON!

SURE!

WHY NOT?




In one of the many inaccessible apartments in this town maybe?

Or the peak where his gym is.



Who's this guy then?






WHAT?



And here I thought this episode couldn't get any more annoying...



THIS FUCKER SHOWS UP!

GREAT. JUST GREAT.





What kind of reaction was that?









ANYONE WANT TO FILL ME IN ON THIS?

ANYONE???






Man...this game really has something against older brothers...




Good.

'Cause you ain't getting it.





You think YOU'RE going to fix the future?

You.

Mr. "Use Thunderpunch on an Ampharo"s?

Mr. "Throw Medicham into a volcano for no real reason"?



We'll see Grumpigs fly before that happens.



Well I can't stand you.

Fuck off.



Shelly shut up.

You make bad decisions.








"Naturally blue"?



What is this?

One of them Chinese cartoons?







Can someone explain why we're having this big discussion about Cal's hairstyle?

Please?



Of course.

Because little baby can't stop whining about how his brother blah blah blah blah BLAH!




...

How is joining Team Meteor one-upping your brother?

THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL EVERYONE.




Great so can I break your neck now?

I'm in a very bad mood.




Well...



You've got the "walking mistake" part right at least....





Oh fuck me seriously?

He seriously said that?

Fucking edgelord...



No it doesn't.

I need to stop them to save this god-forsaken region.

Saphira needs to stop them to protect her sisters.

You need to stop them because you were a whiny baby who couldn't beat his brother.

So fuck off.





Just like that huh?



NEED I REMIND EVERYONE THAT HE JOINED A TERRORIST GROUP FOR THE STUPIDEST REASON IMAGINABLE???




Oh fuck this.



Let me know when you two are done whining about your brothers and trying to find Heather alright?






Gonna ignore the fact that Meteor has an air unit for now.

how the FUCK do they get the funding for this shit?




...



Shit did I tell anyone what's under the Grand staircase?

...

Ah it's fine. I'm sure Cain filled everyone in.




If only there was someone nearby who took down several Meteor bases already eh?















...

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

This is fucking stupid.



I can't let this shit go.

I'm sorry.



This is actually the first time I've wanted to stop playing the game for good.

Because of this retarded revelation.



You all understand what this means right?

Heather being in the Elite 4?

It means she's literally one of the strongest character I've met in the game.

Saphira? Weaker than Heather.
Titania? Weaker than Heather.
Solaris, Blake and all the rest of them. Weaker than Heather.

The only ones stronger that we know of are El (maybe) and whoever the Champion is.
Laura isn't because she use Grass types and grass types aren't much of a match against dragons.
And Lin hasn't really done anything impressive except beat a Steelix that I already defeated before.



This is like the orphans being stronger than me plot only 100 times worse.

She's been captured so many god-damn times and made me run around after her.

And it turns out she's one of the strongest trainers in the region.

What the fuck was the point in any of this really?

I think Fern had the right idea until he wimped out and joined Team Meteor.

Just stick to the gyms and ignore the idiots running around asking you to help save super strong orphans.



It's just upsetting you know?

All the struggles and battles I've had up until now could have be solved single handedly by a 9 year old brat.

And all of HER problems could have been solved by the same 9 year old brat.

...

I don't know how I'm going to get past this...






Take out Solaris hims-



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!




Ohhhh...ohhhh...



That's a good knee slapper right there.

That actually perked me up quite a bit.






How did you even get Fire Pokemon up here?








SEE SHELLY???



WE DIDN'T NEED TO LEAVE THE APARTMENT FOR NO REASON AND TALK TO CAL.

WE COULD HAVE JUST STAYED INSIDE AND NOT LEARNED HEATHER WAS AN ELITE 4.

WHAT A LOVELY WORLD THAT WOULD BE.

I BET I'D ALSO BE ABLE TO STOP PEOPLE FROM STEALING THAT FUCKING RING EH?






Oh?



Are you two actually acknowledging that I'm here?

Instead of talking about hairstyles?

How very kind.






GO TEAM CAL RIGHT?!?





team piece of shit more like



Right...

Search Blake's room.



Let me just sit down for a moment and lament how badly this game has annoyed me.



Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh....



Take in alllllll the bad vibes...



And just push them onto others...

Haaaaahhhh...



Right back to this then.







And just like a mystery novel it's going to be behind the bookcase.

So can we skip the puzzle and just rip it down?



Thought not.




Bull.

Shit.







Uhhhh okay?

What it do?

And how was Blake playing it?




Shots fired at COD players.





When in doubt search the bins.

Standard Pokemon logic.



...Okay...

This is a really laborious way of opening a secret passage but whatever...





Oh that flirt.



OR IS IT????



I KNEW IT!







ALL OF THESE TREES ARE LIARS!

NONE OF THEM ARE ORDINARY!







...Riiight...




Man. Sure would be a nice thing to do to share this food with the starving people.



Aaaaanyway...






Five.

Rhymes with my mental state.

Dead inside.






Oh boy.

I will be rolling in "da hunniez" tonight forrrr surrrre






Oh man.

Da hunniez I will buy with the munniez.

...Sigh...






...Hooray...

I am filled with joy.







Okay...didn't expect this.

Damn this is a convoluted puzzle.

Guess I'll try plugging it in?



Back to snooping around in Blern's room.



All these blank books...christ...





Eight.



And totally not the 5 from earlier turned into an 8.



You guys trust me right?



RIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT????

pls help my sanity is slipping



Fucking liars.






OH GOD.



Lusty Lopunnies?

Gardevoirs gone Wild?

Sexy Swannas?



...

oh sweet lord no





DAMN FUCKING RIGHT I'M NOT SHOWING SHELLY THESE.

FUCKING FURRIES.



Well that's my innocence lost forever.







All these fucking step to turn on a damn computer...






After what I found under his bed I'm not sure I want to see what Blake has on this thing.

I may need to burn it.






Ah I see.

Using the numbers I've found on the pots yes?



And lastly...



A four.





...

So what do I win?

...

Please don't let it be Blern's porn stash.




I fucking told you Shelly.

"Nothing suspicious" my ass.








I...don't get that reference...

Is it from that 9 hours 9 doors game maybe?

That's all google tells me anyway.



Yeah...





Elite 4 Heather.

...

...

Ugh.



Huh.



Can't say I expected there being a waterfall back here...



Guess it makes sense being this close to the mountain...



Well this is a nice view...



This not so much...







She's hardly still mute at this stage right?

It's been a long time since Siggy gave her the ol' zap therapy.





She's hardly mad at you Shelly.

You didn't do anything wrong.

Cain on the other hand started this whole fucking mess with Heather.



Actually now that I think about it he actually DID start this!

Back in Lapis Ward he turned Shelly against Heather by asking Shelly a stupid question that destroyed Heather's pillar of support.

Which then led to Heather being captured (SOMEHOW) by Connal!

And then he left her with Blake, a Meteor agent that Cal already told us about.

...Is Cain...secretly a member of Team Meteor?

Either that or he's woefully incompetent.

...

Second one is more likely.








While that was a beautiful show of determination to save your friend.

WE HAVE LITERAL MONSTERS ON OUR SIDE SHELLY.

FUCK I COULD PROBABLY JUST KICK THIS DOOR DOWN.

I mean the cold has probably made the lock brittle by now.
















STOP FUCKING RUNNING OFF THEN!












You know I've almost missed that Ugh.

Season 2 was a long time ago.






Good...good...

Let the hate flooooow through you






Okay maybe tone it back a bit.




Yes.








...

...

Fuck.

I kinda want to forgive her.

No! I must...stay strong...






Hey Heather!

'Bout time you turned around.

And yes I heard everything.




Ah yeah Shelly's here too.

Wouldn't stop fucking talking about you for months.

Literally months.






I CAN see that Shelly.

Does me staring through a badly photoshopped door mean nothing to you?




Why don't you use your super powerful Elite 4 Poke-



Oh.

You don't have them. Okay my bad.





Well duh...you're like really small.

And 10.

You need a grown-up to kick down doors.






You alright in the head there Shelly?





AH FUCK!

AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL I'VE GOTTEN OUT OF THE WAY YOU PRIMORDIAL BITCH!






Isn't that a move where you throw rocks?

With weird glowy psychic energy?





To be honest Shelly I have two fighting types, a rock monster and a cute fairy that can summon the moon.

This would be much easier if you let me or them do it.






Didn't know Ancient Power caused giant flashes of white light.

Good to know I gue-



...



Wat.






YOU SURE???



YOU COULDN'T HAVE JUST BUSTED OUT ON YOUR OWN?

WITH YOUR SALAMENCE?

YOU KNOW????



THE ELITE 4 LEVEL SALAMENCE???

THE ONE THAT'S NO DOUBT YOUR ACE POKEMON???

THE ONE THAT COULDN'T BREAK DOWN A FUCKING DOOOOORRRRRRR??????







holyfuckingshitididn'tthinkthiscouldgetanyworsebutshe'sanelite4andherfuckingSalamencecouldn'tbreakafuckingdoor

SahpirasDragoniterippedapartasteelgatelikeitwasnothingbutasupposedlystrongerSalamenccouldn't?

I'msofuckingdonewiththispieceofshitgameohmygodwhydoesthegameplayhavetobesogoodbutthecharacterssoshit?






Not much of a trainer either.








Oh you have got to be kidding me.

Please tell me you're kidding me.



NOT IF THOSE MISTAKES INVOLVE KILLING INNOCENT POKEMON AND PEOPLE SHELLY.

CAL LEFT THAT PART OUT HUH? WHERE HE THREW KIKI'S MEDICHAM INTO THE VOLCANO??






I am so fucking done with this shit.

This is literal garbage.






...



Wait hold the phone.

Did someone just thank me?

F-for all the stuff I've done?



Well it's about fucking time.

You're now my favourite child Heather.

That Bennett kid was a lost cause anyway.



No we really don't.






You don't want to know how many fucking people have had it since you stole it from Corey.




And why do we need Heather again?

I'm pretty sure I could take them all out.




Make sure you do it yourself and not that weakling Salamence you have.

couldn't break down a bloody door







Huh...that's...rather admirable of you Heather...



Suspiciously admirable...



But then again...he's a fucking idiot.






...



BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT HAVING MUCH TIME LEFT SHELLY???



I'm surprised that weakling can carry anything let alone two little girls.




I don't need it.

I'm great after all.




Right...





This episode was a pain in the fucking ass.

-We saw the return of Medicham killer extraordinaire Cal.

Don't like him.

-Shelly being extremely annoying by quoting him.

Starting to not like her.

-Blake is a fuckboi.

Just a Fern clone. Which is even sadder than being the original fuckboi.

-We FINALLY fucking found Heather.

Turns out she's an Elite 4 member. Which came out of fucking nowhere.

And she also got her position by "proving herself good enough" and it was originally her mother's.

And how long has she had this position by now?

I really want to meet the people who lost to these kids.

I'm fairly sure Ame was just desperate for recruits at this point and had them battle straw dummies.

COULDN'T EVEN RIP DOWN A FUCKING DOOR AND IT'S A GOD DAMNED DRAGON!!!





This episode has been just one headache after another.

I just hope the next one is less annoying...



...



What the hell are those things in the distance?



Wait they're getting closer now...

Is...is that Creedence clearwater revival I'm hearing?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM



...

Fuck.





















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August 19th, 2016, 9:26 pm #250

...Welp, that sucked. Let's go relieve stress by killing lots and lots of Meteor Grunts and then injecting Blake with Joker Venom (look it up if you don't know what it is).
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August 20th, 2016, 1:31 am #251

Of course the 10 year old is on the Elite 4. That totally makes sense.
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August 21st, 2016, 1:08 pm #252

Well, there was certainly some odd things in this update. The hair discussion, the rather complicated secret passage puzzle, and someone actually thanking you for your help. Oh, and the Elite Four revelation. There's no way we'll forget that. No matter how hard we try.
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August 22nd, 2016, 12:58 am #253

Blake, Cal, Heather, and that Dr. Jenkel fuck from Rejuvenation have all collectively given me eye cancer now. I hope they're happy with themselves.

Also, try checking in the thing where Heather was locked up. There's probably a Pokemon or something.
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August 22nd, 2016, 4:47 am #254

I derped up trying to catch up. I'll do that later.

But however what I had read, really makes enjoy this! I mean your terrible joke and over the top expressions really sell it for me! How can I forget the the [mediocre[/s] awesome Photoshop skills!

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August 23rd, 2016, 7:43 pm #255

Everyone in this region is either corrupt, stupid or insane. Or ALL 3 AT ONCE!
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August 24th, 2016, 12:38 am #256

See, here's the issue I have, the CHARACTERS themselves are actually quite decently written. Now, hear me out: They're not just bland, "PC! Go do thing!" they actually have PERSONALITY. Granted, an annoying, why-do-I-put-up-with-you-fuckers personality. But they, y'know, feel like PEOPLE.

The PLOT of this shit? That's just, what? This game feels like the Player is meant to be the Deus-ex-machina that allows the REAL protagonists to carry on with the plot. The protag gets into trouble? Good thing the player's here to rescue 'em!!!!!!! This is a game. The PLAYER should be the one driving the plot forwards. Sure, there should be challenges, there should be problems. Things to overcome. But it shouldn't happen because it's convenient to the plot.

Blake needs the Ruby Ring, why? Because it's convenient to the plot for Blake to have the Ruby Ring. Now, conceptually, there's nothing really... wrong with that. But the way the story causes this should be handled better than "Blake takes the Ruby Ring!" because the only POSSIBLE way for that to happen is if you keep that thing in plain view tied to your belt with a flimsy piece of string.

To handle that situation BETTER, would be very simple: Blake is a cruel, prideful piece of shit. Have him SHOW us that. Have him bring out his 'mon and threaten Shelly. "Give me the ring, or I'll show you what happens when you flash-freeze a person. Here's a hint: It's extremely painful and extremely lethal.". Because MOST people aren't cunts, the Player Character will hand over the ring. Blake leaves and Shelly is scarred for life. So, a Pyrrhic victory at best.

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August 24th, 2016, 2:02 am #257

Oh, gosh. Benjamin Siskoface just made my day.

Also, just as flabbergasted as the rest of you about Heather being an Elite Four member. At least Melia was just next in line for the Normal gym back in Rejuvenation. This? This is bullshit.
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August 27th, 2016, 6:21 pm #258



*Come in HQ. This is Air Unit 3*

*No sign of priority 1 target in the vicinity of the peak. Over.*


*This is HQ, Agent Blake has been delayed by the traitor Cal, Unit 3. He should be there with the ring momentarily.*

*Continue your patrol. Be advised, priority 2 target is in the vicinity.*

Eliminate him with extreme prejudice. We can't have any mistakes this time. Over.*




*Roger that HQ. Will keep an eye out. Over.*

Oh man...that guy's here? We really drew the short straw on this one pal.

Don't be such a coward Phil. I'm sure the stories are exaggerated.

Dude you weren't there for Coleman and Mary's autopsy...it was really bad...

Weren't they stationed in the old Yureyu building? What happened to them?

Let's just say...it was a closed casket funeral...

Fuck...this guy is-



Hmmm?

*HQ. We have something. Standby for further information. Over.*



What is that thing?

It kinda looks like an Inferna-



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Daaaaaammmmnnn...



That's one hell of a throw you've got Spike.

Or should I say one hell of a "Throh?"



You think you could tell them to turn off their lens flare?

Kinda distracting.



Baaaahhh...I'm sure Mako will be fiiii-



...



...

Uh-oh Spagettios?

*audience laughter*



Pretty much sums up what's about to unfold on Meteor
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@wedward45 - Can do buddy. Caaaaannnn doooo...

@Alba Corbina - Her mother was a Elite 4. That explains EVERYTHING.
Nothing makes sense anymore Alba...

@Bookwormgal - I hate Ametrine. It's filled with bad vibes. The thanking part was the weirdest really. I'm going to see if copious amounts of vodka help me forget.

@Tojin - Knowing them they probably are. Well maybe not Heather. Nope. Not even a hidden item.

@Prince Doopliss - Nice to see you over in this run.
I'm glad you like it.
...
You forgot the first "(s)".
You son of a bi-

@Turtleboi - And I'm 2 of those things!
Well maybe just the 1. TRY TO GUESS WHICH!

@Sgt.Cookie - Oh yeah the characters are pretty well done. They give me a lot to complain about and snark at.
I agree this is focused on everyone else but you. I think they're based of people Ame knows or something.
But I still prefer me being the saving grace than fucking Radomus and Gardevoir.
I don't even really know what the point of him taking it was when we just get it back after climbing a mountain anyway.
Probably to flesh out Cal's stupid redemption arc.
Damn...that's a pretty cool scenario...but why do I feel that the "MOST" was directed at me?
Eh...Shelly's already been in that situation though. That garbage got solved by the World's Best Hostage Negotiator, Charlotte.
It's terrible.

@BeyondTheFail - She's just too damn young. And bratty. And her Salamence sucks.
Yeah...good old Melia right? Nothing like super-powers to improve a character right?
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@Lileen - I tend to do that in this. Which is weird because I never do it irl. Maybe this let's me let out my frustration or something
I know right? Everyone else talks about type advantage but Heather's Pokemon should be 40 levels above Blakes if she's Elite 4.
She's a good kid but yeah, you're right.
Have you got a older brother you can't compare to? Or did you throw someone into a volcano?
I felt like burning my computer after searching "Sexy Pokemon images"
Thankfully safe search was still on.

@Caraboo - It either stands for Blue Fern or it's their shipping name. But I prefer Flake for that.
You don't like Titania? How come?
Nah do. I need someone else to form attachments to their Pokemon only to have them ripped away by an abomination.
You know...funs stuff like that.

@YingYang9705 - And none of you fuckers got me anything.
Not even a cake.
I'd go the Lin route. Mainly to see her actually do something.

@Ama - Who is this friend? I must thank them.
Welcome aboard this sinking ship!
Yeah...but how old is Lumi? She seems rather young. And think of how Zero feels. Plus think of how he looks with those damn cat eyes. He probably has jaundice.
Naw pal it's #Flake.
I'd like to think Lin bakes the cookies and she's really proud of them and all of Meteor says that they're delicious so she doesn't kill them.
Haha fair enough. I know right? I hope I wreck her later on.

@PokeFailure - Gway you haven't been here for the whole year. You'll get your life wasted badge at the end of Season 6 hopefully.

@nepeta100 - This actually gave me a great idea for a joke. I'll use it in Season 5. "Solaris no Swiping"
You repressed it like anyone else would. It's the right thing to do.

@Captain Breakfast - Hahaha I really should, shouldn't I? Don't want another "destroyed only Power Plant in city" fiasco again.
That's true but god-damn it does she do it the most.
Well in Saphira's defense, she got attacked by his Seviper and was knocked out. The problem I have with that is the main character lets them take her.
Amaria and Florina were snek attacked and tied up in a kinky fashion. Heather was not tied up. She was in a room with her weak-ass Dragon.
...
Anna's what?

@Gaunt - It's been a long ride that's about to get longer. Of course I'm going to get to the elite 4. I will drag my Pokemon through the mud to get my well-deserved crown!
Yeah but Gardevior isn't a physical Pokemon so unless it Moonblasted me. it wouldn't be able to just yank it away.
I literally would have slapped her. Hopefully she would have winked or something to let me in on it beforehand.
I mean at least Blake is a grown man (debatable) but hell I am too. Let's turn this into Street Fighter already.
She's just lazy. I mean he locked her in with all that food. She probably didn't want to leave. And those were giant metal gates. This is a door that even
has a structural weakness. I can't wait till Snow one-shots that shitty Dragon.

@Dragon116 - Thank you frend.
Hey now, stopping a PULSE and saving a little girl (who could have done it herself) isn't a stupid reason.
Joining terrorist to spite your brother who already works for them is.
...No? What does Victoria have to do with anything? Hell she's never met most of the current cast. Just Cal, Cain and Shelly.
And here I thought Dark types were the notorius assholes...
PULSE Forretress...that's be like a flying spaceship wouldn't it?

@webobo - He is no son of mine...

@HYCROX - THAT MAKES THE LOCK MORE FRAGILE. And please...I think any strong Pokemon with a physical attack could knock it down.

@webobo (2) - Ice shard or not Heather is probably 40 levels above Blake. Being that our Pokemon are Level 80 after Ciel. Which is 5 badges away from the League. She can't really lose id I beat Blern without a problem.
Also I get it. Was good.

@Damage - Well you see there's...uh...hmmm...Team Rocket robbed a bank at one point I'm sure?
Maybe?

@Captain Breakfast (2) - Ha! Sure it destroys the economy but ha!

@Pokefailure (2) - Huh...still not really enough seeing as they have a whole god-dam armada of helicopters.
Anna? Really?
A fun mess is the best kind of mess.

@Strider - A shameless way to attract viewers. Just like commercials.

@Crauxan - Yeah I'm fairly sure the Pokedex is a load of shit when it comes to heights and weights.
Shota just has a big Salamence...Heather's is probably smaller.
And there's the fact that she did summon it inside. And if she's a Flying trainer. No flying trainer ever dies from falling.

@demICE - And there's an upvote for you.

@Genesis - It's still too strong to be taken down by Blake in my opinion. And what about her other Pokemon?
Eh...I'm not going to quit ever. To use that over-used trope in Nuzlockes : "I can't let everyone's deaths be in vain"
Pfffttt do you know who you're talking to? Me. Best boy in Pokemon Reborn.

@Sejiren - I'm starting to feel like everyone repressed it. That is a point in her favour. And I guess it's not her fault she's a Elite 4.
Glad you liked it. It took 2 minutes.


Hey there my gang of ghoulish gobshites!

Looks like we're finally here at the Season 4 Finale!



Now as we know...last episode Blake took the Ruby Ring from me with no effort whatsoever.

It may not look it but I'm screaming quite loud internally.

And now we've got to get it back! So they can probably steal from me again.

Bet it'll be a baby that overpowers me next time.

Anyway let's get started shall we?



So gonna take a wild guess here...



Blake's probably heading past where that girl dropped her necklace 2 episodes ago.

And-

Wait...what's that sound?



...



I don't get paid enough for this...



Hell I don't get paid at all really.



I should talk to my agent...



In hindsight hiring a Slowbro wasn't the best deci-

Does she have a gun?



FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK





JASMINE USE THUNDER!



IT'S EITHER THEM OR ME JAZZ! MAKE A CHOICE!



HURRY IT UP THEY'RE TURNING BACK THIS WAY!!




Haha!



A critical hit!

It's super effective too I bet.



What?








No.



Alright with that out of the way, it's time to deal with the Blues Brothers over here

geddit? cause the hair?





Oh THERE you are Mako! What took you so lo-



NGHHKKK?!?!






...my face...




























Okay...I probably deserved that...







Bet he answered it in his usual preachy, atoning way.



Ha!

Called it.




I care Cal.

In the way that it fills me with blinding rage but still...

"Caring"







Was that a Meteor with wings?

Or have I just gone insane again?



He's probably not going to do that.



...

"Cal"led it.







I've not gone insane!

Team Meteor actually has fucking jetpacks!

I WANT TO SEE A FINANCIAL REPORT!



Oh god this isn't what I think it is, is it?



Ugh...



Never though I'd fight side by side with this piece of trash...





...



We are NOT friends!

And fuck you for that reference.



Huh...I may be under-leveled here...





Oh well...I'm sure I'll manage.

It's me after all.

Greatest in the galaxy.

Says so right under my profile picture.




Well that's useful.

Can't say the same about it's trainer.




You...did your best Bouyancy...I guess...





Not exactly enjoying my Pokemon being overshadowed by that Magmortar.

But it does cement my belief that Cal is a hacking piece of shit.

Only starters get Blast Burn you fuck!



But Bouyancy is far from my best Pokemon.

Far FAR from the best.





Y'see? One Punch Sawk.

Hits harder than everyone except King too.






Are you serious Cal?

"Ohhhh let's use a fire move on the Water/Ground type! That'll beat it!"



...




Oh go betray your friends or something you prick.



Ugh...



No good with a cut attack I'm afraid.

Time to let it Snow!



Hey Snow. Just some Meteor stooges.

I want you to battle with Cal's M-



...



Medicham.

Cal's Madicham.



CAL HAS A FUCKING MEDICHAM NOW???

REALLY???




WHY DOES HE HAVE A MEDICHAM, GAME???

DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE BIT ON THE NOSE AFTER WHAT HE DID TO KIKI'S?




Jesus Christ...they're really trying to shove this "redemption" arc down our throats...



OH!



LOOKS LIKE MEDICHAM HAS BEEN BURNED!



SAY CAL? DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF ANYTHING?





CAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING!








Long story short we beat them handily enough.

I was going to do all the battles in this episode fully but I'm trying not to have this episode split in two like Season 3's finale.

So yeah.




That seems to be the only thing you Meteor grunts are used for.

Slowing me down.





Don't just let them g-




Sigh...





Welcome to my life Cal.

This last year has been nothing BUT chases.

Most of them involving wild geese.




Yeah...he's going to get there.

It's where the PULSE is.



Bet that's how he'll make his escape too.

Put us to sleep and them he absconds with the Ring.



At least the view is nice.

It's pretty peaceful up here too.



Aaaand there it goes...



Hmmm...that Helicopter looks a bit different from the one earlie-



OH FUCK ME THIS ONE HAS MISSILES!!!

UHHH...UMMMM...



KING USE MEATSHIELD!








COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!

KING! YOU OKAY?



That's good to hear buddy.

Not sure if "Heh" is a proper response though.

Unless you're in an anime or some shit.



Anyway return. Gonna put you in the box for the rest of this.

You won't be much use against Blake's Ice types.



Just like Heather's "Elite Four" Salamence


































































Neat!

Now where did Blake g-



OH COME ON!



Why is this my life?

Why.....



Uh...okay? Go for it?

Also I thought I told you to just call me Sean.

Mister Sean is my...actually that's nobody.

Nobody has Sean for a last name!



Besides it's not even really my n-

Are you glowing?



...

I'm just gonna stand back here...let you do your thing...



*HQ. We have eyes on the priority 2. Shall we engage? Over.*

*YES! Wipe that menace off the face of the earth! Over.*



*Uhhhh HQ we're getting some pretty weird shockwaves here...*

*Shockwaves? Impossible! You're in the sky for crying out loud.*

*Yeah we...uh...thought so too but uh...*



...

What'd you say rookie? The m-

*OH MY GOD! COME IN! HQ! COME IN! WE'RE ABOUT TO BE HIT BY THE FUCKING MOON!!*

*TELL MY WIFE AND FAMILY THAT I L-*




GAAAAAAAHAHKKKKKKK---------



*HQ. We quit.*



...

...

...

...



...

...

...

I...you...



Y-you did great Snow!

You're the b-best!



Haha yes...definitely...



...



...



...


...





Why is she so adorable yet so scary?

Why?














And we're back to this clown.






But...you did stop...

That's why we're having this conversation...




Hah!

Phrasing.





HEY FUCK Y-

Oh wait you were talking about Blake.

YEAH WHAT A PRICK!





You know we COULD split up right?

I go after Blake and you deal with the cannon fodder?

You know. Something you can actually beat?



I though I killed these guys...



HA!

How did I miss that the first time?




One day we'll learn how you can dive underwater with not a drop of it in sight.

One day...



Ah dick.



Yep just keep using that hax move there Cal.

I mean Magmortar should learn it really being a walking volcano but still...fucking hacker.



Ugh...really wish we aimed for the Golem...




So we're not doing to hot right now.

Golem is a right pain with Tailwind blowing.



But we're back on top.



And immediately back to the bottom.

Fuck.




I swear Dive is the only reason Bouyancy is still alive right now.



OH SHIT.



Wait...Earthquake only destroys Dig right?

It's Surf and Whirlpool that fuck up Dive...



I shall take that as a yes.

Or a condescending "duhhh"



Also I've just noticed Dive doesn't make the Pokemon disappear.

Hmmm.





Huge Power is a hell of an Ability.



Uhhh...





Yeah I have no idea why I sent out Snow...

I played this too long ago to remember.







Oh what the hell.



Fire is 4x effective! That should have roasted it in it's shell!

Fucking great...and I have to fight Blake on this mountain?

Guess he needs all the help he can get...



Right bored now. Skip.







At least Acrobatics is amazingly strong on this mountain.




Oh...CLEARLY.






I probably shouldn't have played this section during the summer months...

Kinda robs from the immersion...



I need a fan going to stay cool for crying out loud...



Ahhh those crafty devils...waiting for another Solar eclipse to escape...

Lot of eclipses lately...






Oh great...it's the prodigal child Heather.

What a blessing this is.



Bet she forgot the bad parts.



My god your Salamence sucks.



My Pokemon have taken down at least 12 of them and we're stuck on the ground!

GET A BETTER POKEMON ALREADY!

MAYBE ONE THAT WON'T LOSE TO A DOOR!







Yeah me too!

Killing people is fun!

Especially when we let 9 year olds do it!

does nobody else see the problem with this?




Ah what am I worrying about?

Salamence probably can't even scratch the helicopters...





...



Pfffffttt.

Sure Cal.

Whatever you say.







How about you don't tell me what to do?























































Fuck them. I'm joining this air battle too!





Buuuuuut I don't have any aerial Pokemon...like...AT ALL.

None in the box either...





Wait a minute...Floatzels can fly right?

They have two tails! Meaning they can use them as makeshift helicopter blades!



Stop lying Bouyancy!

I know you can fly!

I saw it in the anime!



See?



Well that was a Buizel but still...

TIME TO FLY!



WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



IT'S WORKING! I KNEW IT!



NOW! SET A COURSE FOR THE NEAREST METEOR COPTER!

TIME TO SET THE SKIES ON FI-



...uh oh...



BOUYANCY WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEEEEEEEE!!!????


















































Once again I have miraculously survived a fatal injury.

Just like that train bomb.



And hey while we're doing call-backs to episode 1...



HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!



GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

You guys remember that right?

Lost my arm then too.



And I never explained it either!

God...Season 1 had a lot of early installment weirdness didn't it?

I'm mean this show is still weird but that one takes the cake...



You know I think this is the most normal season from my point of view.

Like everything in the game is batshit but at least I'm not blasting everything with a wand you know?



Well some of us aren't privileged enough to own any flying types Shelly!

Or have 9 year old Elite 4 best friends!





Ugh...



That's great and all Shelly but would you mind turning around?




GET IN THE EVA SHELLY!




There we go...




...

I should really stop leaving Bouyancy in first



Well Spike took a few hits...nothing major...



WHAT?



WHY WOULD YOU NAME SOMETHING AFTER CAIN?

HE'S THE REASON WE'RE IN THIS MESS!

HIM AND HEATHER!




Let's just get this over with then.




Anna huh?



I guess that makes sense...she's around your age and a nice girl...

You've named one after me too right?




Another two bite the dust.

Or snow.

Whatever.



Bitch.





Right let's switch someone in.



...

Wha?



I think that Dusclops used Infestation on you.

Tch...that's annoying...



Well let's heal you up and end this already.



Eh fuck showing it.

We won easy when Infestation wore off.




Yes...the element of surprise...



We certainly weren't expecting to find any Meteors on this mountain.

No sir.



Gah! All these eclipses working in Meteor's favour!

Well...one of them isn't anymore...

SHE DED.







I AM KILLING THEM AS FAST AS I CAN SHELLY!

DON'T RUSH ME!





I suppose I could give this to Snow for the Pixellate boost?

I mean Hyper Beam or Hyper Voice would be more useful...

We'll see.



Aha! Shelly's got Blake cornered!



...

Who wants to bet he runs away again through that cave?



And some of us mean that literally!

Because I don't want that fucking thing near me anymore.





Awwwww....



They think they're a threat...

Isn't that cute?



Mmmm...still wary of that guy...

Especially seeing as he's the only one who ever beat me...

Well I would have beaten him...if y'know I knew he would have a lvl 75 Garchomp...

Blind runs aren't fun in fan-games. More terrifying than anything else...



Oh are you still being a douchebag?



That's right run away you little girl.

Actually that's an insult to little girls.

Run away you Fern knock-off.



Fucking Blern...



Right Shelly! Let's take them down-



-together.

Huh.



Eh might as well y'know?

Gotta train you up to fight Terra at some point!

I'll bring you back now though.



'Cause it's time for some Jazzercise!

yeah



Build dem defences.



Let Scoliopede do damage.



AND THEN STRIKE!



Nice.



Shit.



That's not so nice.

It's days like today that almost make me wish I was fighting one of the other teams.

Worst I'd have to deal with then would be a few Rattatas and Koffings...




Ohhhhhh...



I probably should have trained more for this...

But the level cap is 70 here. What more do they want from me?



Oh great...a Volbeat. We're saaaaaved...



I am not letting anyone die in this season finale even if it kills me.

Although then technically someone would die...

Hmmm.




Huh...didn't know Volbeat could do that.



Oh wow look. It's the worst fossil Pokemon.

I mean Rock/Water was always a terrible typing in my book.






*yaaaaaawwwnnnn*

Nobody was surprised about that.



Whoa-ho!

That's a bit more interesting...

But no way does Jasmine stay out against them.

I'm already pushing it with the Steelix being out.





Well now that Volbeat's powered u-



Nevermind. Still weak.

Seriously how can someone have an inferiority complex to BUGSY of all people?

He's garbage.



And away goes the Grastronaught.




Damn Shelly's getting the shit kicked out of her.

Maybe I should help?



Spike won't be anyway.



Yeah sure buddy.

And I'm a kind and loving trainer.

That Crobat would have destroyed you.



At least Anna the Venomoth is up to snu-



...



...

I should probably stop saying her Pokemon ain't so bad.

They seem to die right after.



But hey we'll get to see Shelly's last Pokemon!

And I bet it's a Scizor named after m-



...



...

It's a fucking Illumise.

And it doesn't even HAVE a nickname!

What the hell Shelly?

I thought you were alright!



Sigh...



Kiki use Power Gem.



No.

Not on a Steel type.








Clearly we're not friends Shelly.

So I don't need your damn help.

I'll beat his last three Pokemon with just one!



Not this one though.



This one!

Let's show her how a real trainer does things, Mako!



...

shut the fuck up Mako






Ugh...well I said one Pokemon...




Pfff...no worries then.

Mountain-top Acrobatics is instant death.





Y'see? Instant.





That's because you suck.



I doubt I'll be too late.

The game will just screw me over somehow to prevent me from winning.






...

Are you fucking serious?



So on a scale of 1-10...



How bad of a person would I be if I let her go and get killed?

...

Tch...I suppose she doesn't really deserve it.

It's probably impossible to name a Pokemon after a player anyway...



Don't worry Shelly...I'll be back after I get some Ultra potions or something...



Oh for fuck's sake...





HELICOPTERS AGAIN GUYS?

CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR ONCE???




Oh.



Well that's impressive...



...seriously?



You should listen to your friend Jim.





Ha!



There won't be any dreams where you guys are going...



Now then...



LET'S FUCKING DO THIIIIIIS!!!!!!





WOW.




















That sure was an epic battle...



Would of been a damn shame if someone was too lazy to show it...



...






Aaaaanyway...



Bwuh?

Who the hell is calling me?

Shelly?



I guess it came from this direction?






Kinda on a schedule here game...

Maybe hurry it up?



...?



And who is this?





Asster? The hell is he doing here?






OH GOD! WHY WOULD I WANT THAT???






Oh...

Yes I would like that thank you.






Well...nothing really...I'm just confused as to why we're doing this?

I mean you clearly WANT me to have it...but...




Alright fine. Let's do this.




So many damn battles today...

I haven't really had many in the last 3 episodes.



Well I missed it fully but now he has Reflect going.

Ain't that just great?




Gotta make him waste reflect turns and healing items.

I'm great at the old tictacs.



Blam.



Eh Hydro Pump should do it.



Orrrr not.

Well best finish it off and switch.





Uh...missed a few shots here too but thanks to Rhyperior's awful Spdef...



Kiki took him down easy.



Ah don't flatter yourself too much Kiki.

It missed twice.

And used Earthquake for some reason...

Still good work though. You're a decent 'mon.



Wait Milotic?



I thought Milotic was Eclipse's?

Eh...guess that's just me being sexist about girls having pretty Pokemon.

Which isn't true seeing as I have a Pokemon made of literal bows and frilly things.

And she's great.



Speaking of great...



Aw yeah.



Actually wait...does this Milotic have Marvel Scale?

Then I think I just boosted it's defense...



Ah well.




Not like it matters with Jasmine wrecking it so badly.



Oi! Stay there and let me beat you!




Or don't actually.

This has worked out very well for me



And the coup de grace...




Nice.

Jasmine is awesome.

Fuck Tiers.



Oh ha ha ha.

You're SO funny.




Now return. You aren't much help against another Electric type.

Tch...I forgot I left King in the box...



But uh...Spike can handle it apparently.

That was a monster crit.



I'm sorry too...




SORRY YOU SUCK SO BAD OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!



Ahem.

Sorry for your loss.






Hooray! I can finally save Titania and Amaria!

How long has it been?

...

3 months?

...



I may need to bring some body bags with me...





Uh...



Okay?



NYEH!



...



You probably should have said that before I pushed you.




Giving me things is always right.








...

I'm so happy to hear this...Meteor won't change this world for the better...



I WILL.




You really picked a bad person to test that out on.



Siiiighhh...seems like a lot of effort though...






...



Well that was...oddly moving...



Hell I think it even motivated me a little.

...

Time to end this.



Ah.



I forgot about the Onix.

SPIKE!

YOU THREW IT UP HERE SO YOU THROW IT DOWN!




...



I...





We're on a mountain.



How did this GET here?

Ugh...let it go Sean...you have shit to do.



Yep.

The three of us could be in a sitcom at this rate.






Eh. No big deal.

Ice types and bugs don't mix well.





Haha why don't you...

...

...

...

...

...

...

Go fuck yourself?




AH THE VS SIGN IS ATTACKING!



Would he now?



Well let's not disappoint him then!






Hmmm Rotom and a J-



OH FUCK! NOT A JYNX!

MAKO KILL IT!





Ohhhh thank god...



Afraid? Who are you calling afraid?

I'm not afraid of any J-j-j-j-j...



J-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-








I'm okay now.



I think.



Yeah Boiiiii

...

-ancy.





UM.



You'll give that back right Blake?

Right?



Eh Mako's done his part.



But I am a fan of punching so out goes Spike.




Bunch of drunks...

SHE'S UNDERWATER IDIOTS!

ON THIS MOUNTAIN PEAK.

THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE OKAY?



Annnnd that's one problem out of the way.

Probably bring in Kiki to finish Froslass off.

And me Bouyo should come back too.



Double switch!



Double fuck!

Kill it Kiki!



Sweetness.



And can Jasmine secure the Double-KO?



Ahhhh well close enough...



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http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum ... &t=9249876 - Part 1 of this behemoth of a Finale




...



Well that's intimidating...

Some pics are missing but I healed Jazz and swapped Kiki for Snow.

And Vanilluxe died

I really should look at what button I press.

Kept pressing F9 instead of F8...



But it's over now.



But for some reason Jasmine is only showing her head...



Ah...okay then...I'll dig you out in a minute.




DAMN RIGHT I DID!





DAMN RIGHT IT IS BITCH-FACE!

THIS IS THE STORY OF THE MOTHER FUCKING DEROGATORY TRAINER!

OF COURSE IT'D BE COOL!



I bet you hear a lot of men "coming"






...should I get a snack while we wait or...?



Actually hold on a fucking minute.



Where's the PULSE?

I came here for a PULSE. Why isn't it here?




HEY WHERE'S THE PULSE YOU BLUE HAIRED WANKER?



I did.

Quite easily too.



...



...



...



Okay I'm starting to think the game is just trying to piss me off at this stage.

I bet it KNOWS what it's been doing too.






Really?

That's why you want it?

Not to stop them from breaking hell loose?

Oh why am I even surprised?




Damn it Shelly. Stop falling for that.




Which won't be hard at all really.

Seeing as all your Pokemon are unconscious/dead.





...



Ughhhhhhhh...

Why am I still playing this game?



There we go.

In comes the totally unnessecary cavalry.



OH IT KNOWS TAKE DOWN DOES IT?



CAN'T THINK OF WHEN THAT MIGHT HAVE COME IN HANDY!

NOPE! NO IDEA!






...

Oaf-head.

Really Blake?





UGGGGGGHHHHHHH...



Maybe I can just block out the stupidity...








...
[+] Just a little call-back for some of you watching at home, crying in frustration





LOOKS LIKE HEATHER'S BEEN TOLD TWICE NOW HUH????









Wait what?

The PULSE isn't even here?






Sooo...any of you guys going to stop him?

I would but the game doesn't have a "do the sensible thing" button.

...

I really wish it did...





NO POINT?!

AND HOW IS HE "JUST AN ANNOYANCE" WHEN YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEATEN HIM BEFORE!?!?

JASMINE USE THUNDER ON BLAKE'S HELICOPTER!



Okay fair enough you've had a long day.

SPIKE! USE SEISMIC TOSS AND THROW MAKO AFTER THE HEL-



...

Alright fine.

We'll let him go.

For now.



It's more mine than yours though.

Because I can't stand seeing you have anything nice.



"But especially Sean for doing most of the work as usual"

yeah that's what she said...you guys just missed it.



Ughhhhhh...









I feel like that's "ride with me" comment is going to be extremely important when you're both older and no doubt married.

NOW GET OUTTA HERE!



Finally some bloody peace of mi-



GOD DAMN IT CAL!









So there's no PULSE?

I got sent on ANOTHER wild goose-chase?



Although I suppose I'll let this one slide.

It was a very productive wild goose chase.

Unlike the chase Fuckface McGee sent me on.

Twice.







Fuck man that was a while ago...and I don't read over old episodes til I finish the Season...

Uhhhh...let's see...was it at the circus...but then that means it was...



Terra...






OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!!



HOW MANY IS THAT NOW AME?

HOW MANY MEMBERS OF YOUR LEAGUE ARE OBVIOUSLYSECRETLY EVIL NOW?







At least the bright side is that I'm totally justified in killing Terra right?

RIGHT?




That...



That seems rather out of character for Lin...

Oh who am I kidding? WHAT character?

All she's done is show up, growl something about power and then beat up a Steelix that I already defeated.



I wish you would.



No shit Sherlock.





Sigh...

I'm fine Cal.

I'm just going to stay here for a bit and brood.





Nnnnggghhh...can't help it...



Fuck you Cal.

You broke Victoria's heart.

I-I mean uh...

J-just fuck you okay?



...

Well then.

We're finally here.



End of Season 4...



And surprisingly enough...



NOBODY DIED!



I know right?

Haven't had one since Season 1!

And back then I didn't even know I was going to divide this thing into seasons!

It's been...a wild ride since then...



Sigh...

Looks like this is it then Mako.

We won't be seeing one other for a while.

Might only be a few months...or it might even be a whole year...

Depending on when this game get's updated...

Kinda bums me out...




Ohhhh would you look at that?...

You're a big ol' softy underneath all that fire and kicking.

I'll see you later then buddy.



Yeah...



Anyway I suppose we better do that thing where I sum up what's happened this season eh?



Let's start at the beginning of the season from back in March, shall we?



It was fucking awful.

It was literally the darkest time for me in this run.

You guys had a break from the slaughter of that damn Arceus fight but that and Radomus' gym battle happened over the course of 3 hours for me.

7 Pokemon dead in 3 hours...5 of them being part of the old gang too...

And I also had to deal with the worst piece of shit around...Radomus...but I've made my views on him crystal clear at this point...so let's move on...



Things got much better after Radmous left.

Made some awesome new additions to the team like Snow, King and Spike.

Bouyancy is more of a meh addition but whatever.

I battled Luna and Samson and won handily enough as well.

Things were good...even with Terra screaming nonsense in my ear.



Riiiiight up until Amaria took a nose-dive off a waterfall and Titania after her.

That wasn't so good.

And then Aya got kidnapped, Eclipse died along with Elizabeth the Swanna...

Lotta deaths that day...



But then I wrecked Charlotte so bad she's still probably feeling it right now, months later.

And then things were okay for a time.

Got two awesome Dragons with Princess and Trident (MOTHER FUCKING KINGDRA BABY)

Did a Q&A episode which was fun.

Aaaaaand then we came to Ametrine...



Got unwilling re-introduced to Cal and his bullshit.

Shelly got on my nerves a lot.

And I lost that fucking ring again. Probably for good this time.

...

Oh and a 9 year old child is an Elite 4 member with a Salamence that can't break down a fucking door.

Yeah.

Not a fan of that part at all.

BUUUUUUTTTT...



I suppose I can get over Heater being part of the Elite 4 for now. (Won't get over her useless Salamence though)

It fits in with the running gag of this being the worst managed League in history.

I'm still holding onto my theory that Ame is evil.

It just fits.



Anyway it's been a hard fought journey to get through this season...

Death, misery and memes have plagued us at every turn but...



I have a damn fine team now though.

They may not have been with me since the start like the old one...

But they'll be with me till the end.

Hopefully.

Gah...I'm starting to jinx myself.



SEASON'S OVER EVERYBODY!

I'll see you all next time...

ON THE TERRIBLY TITLED REACTION-LOCKE OF POKEMON REBORN!

BUH-BYE!




[+] What's next in store for the Derogatory Trainer?



Later...










I'm the best...arouuuuund...nothing's ever gonna bring me d-



Huh?





Is that a moving van?





How the hell did it get up here?






Uhhhh...



How may I help you fine gents this evening?



OH GOD NOT THE FACE!!!


























Dearest friends,

I have decided to take a vacation not against my will.

I am not sure when I will return. If ever.

I never loved any of you.

Yours sincerely,

MachokeJohn. The Derogatory Lamer.













https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBf2lUTBEc

(Make sure you watch this a'ight?)


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Full of that Derogatory goodness you all know and love!
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The filler arc to end all filler arcs is here!

Can the Derogatory Trainer save Hoenn? Will he even try?

Stay tuned to find out!


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wedward45
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
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Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

August 27th, 2016, 7:41 pm #260

Okay, that intro was AWESOME. Monkey Missile! I've been watching a lot of Berserk Abridged lately, so the first thing that went through my head was: "OH, THE IRONY! THE CONTRIVED, HAM-FISTED IRONY!"

Aww, Snow's so adorable. You just want to cuddle her as she destroys your enemies for you.

Don't worry, I spent five minutes working out the titanic battle in my head, and it came out more epic than anything you could possibly hope to depict with still images.

Oh, another traitor leader. Yay. I think this one was actually handled pretty well, though. Had the League not already been infested with Meteors, the Terra thing might actually have made for a pretty decent plot twist.

The Terribly Titled Alphabetlocke of Omega Ruby...

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YES. YES YES YES ALL OF MY YES. (why do I get the feeling Mako and Jasmine are going to guest star at some point)
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
-Havelock Vetinari
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