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Bookwormgal
Conqueror of the Eterna Gym
Conqueror of the Eterna Gym
Joined: August 7th, 2013, 2:20 pm

June 14th, 2016, 2:38 am #221

There were a lot of familiar faces in this update, including some characters we haven't seen in a while. And soon you'll be facing another gym battle. I wish you luck surviving the fire.
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wedward45
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
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Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

June 14th, 2016, 2:11 pm #222

You forgot the best part of Fern joining Team Meteor: your character now has an in-universe justification to kill him! Not that you wouldn't have before, but now you can do it without being arrested or anything.
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
-Havelock Vetinari
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Alba Corbina
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
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Joined: February 6th, 2015, 2:53 pm

June 14th, 2016, 9:33 pm #223

How exactly were you supposed to give team Meteor the ring? The guy who wanted it was behind a barrier that no one can get through.
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Jirachi
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Joined: December 3rd, 2015, 7:29 pm

June 16th, 2016, 3:26 pm #224

Dude, you make it sound like it's the bleedin' one ring (Tolkien). Last time I checked, the magic jewelry had no compulsion powers.
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Basically, I talk to much and get a weird thrill from posting exceedingly long comments. Don't feel obliged to read them.
Yeah, See sentence two of personality again because you don't understand how long they are.
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Turtleboi
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
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Joined: May 10th, 2014, 12:18 pm

June 16th, 2016, 4:08 pm #225

Just when Fern couldn't get anymore unlikable. Now he's gone from Annoying to Loathsome to just plain PATHETIC. :krn:

Good luck with Charlotte. I've lost to her more times than I care to try to count. :fingerscrossed:

RIP Elizabeth. I've never seen a swanna go that far in a nuzlocke, partially because no one ever seems to use them... :crying:
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Cheesehead
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
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Joined: October 3rd, 2015, 11:06 am

June 17th, 2016, 8:40 pm #226

Fern joins team Meteor? Just when I thought he couldn't gone worse. What a lowlife.
This game is giving me some sort of sad feelings. But your snark makes everything great. Keep on snarking :)
As my username suggest, I am Dutch.

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Normal Types are usually light-hearted and easy-going people. Like everyone else, they have their flaws and insecurities, but perhaps uniquely, they're able to accept themselves and others in spite of their flaws and always make the best of it.
Ice Types are some of the most unique people- they have great ideas and are fun to be around... But seldom often realize it. Many Ice Types hide behind a veil of insecurity despite their unique strengths, and as such never appear quite as involved as they might wish.
Somehow, this sounds pretty accurate.
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

June 19th, 2016, 8:41 pm #227



Hey there gang!

Are you ready to see me absolutely destroy "I'm not up to her rank" Charlotte?

I know I am!



As you can see I'm back home for the summer and don't have great lighting yet.

I might get around to it if I give a damn.

Probably not.



Well that's...uh...



LET'S START THE SHOW NOW OKAY!?

OKAY.



Okay this song choice was obvious wasn't it?
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@Bookwormgal - The gang's back together! And god does it hurt my brain.
Pfff fire? Only losers use fire.
...
J-just forget all those times I set fire to everything okay?

@wedward45 - Whoa what?
I'd never kill Fern!
We're buddies!
Besides letting him live while knowing he'll never beat me is much sweeter.

@Alba Corbina - ...
Holy shit. I can't believe I didn't point that out. Good show.
Maybe he'd lift it up and I'd just slip it under like a letter under a door?

@jirachi - Well good because it's MINE!
Everyone wants it...but the prec-ring is mine...my own...
Maybe I can blame all my bad decisions on the ring?

@Turtleboi - Man you really gave him some credit.
I thought he was pathetic the first time I saw "Swag Jockey Fern"
Well you clearly suck then. Just kidding I know she's hard if you try conventional strategies like type advantages

@Cheesehead - Yup. Total wanker.
Yeah...but I think the saddest moment is when it ends. Like four years from now...
I'll probably cry.
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@Gaunt - Yeah but did you do it without anyone fainting?
She's the best. Don't know when I'll get to use her though considering I'm going to an icy mountain top next.
Oh well...fuck...she one of those treat them "mean keep them keen" types?
Yeah actually! This is the longest we've gone without Fern. Haven't seen him since before Dittoceus

@Viridescent - I thought I was Cain's best friend...sniff...
But which ability to pick...hmmmm...
Fuck Absols. I might go back to it just to suplex it into the ground.

@Dragon116 - I want him to admit it to my FACE
That's bullshit. Bennett's such a scrub.
I don't hate Noel. I just think the prodigy title is a bit inaccurate.
"That's how it always works..." - Charlotte is Batman and you aren't qualified to be Robin. You can be Batgirl"
Well you just suck as a person.
Laura was standing next to the door. She was just talking about feelings and crap.

@Genesis - My first thought when I think of Princess(s) is Zelda but yeah I getcha.
Excuse you it was Solaris' Garchomp that beat me. I'd never lose to Terraria.
I catch one later on. Guess who?
Besides are you forgetting about my OP Fairy type?
Heh...she's what 15? Tsk tsk Genesis...tsk tsk...

@Crow_BlackFeather - Thanks pal! I am quite a funny fucker aren't I?
Now stroke my ego some more.

@Sieg12 - Cross the line? Whatever do you mean Sieg dear?
It's kinda anticlimatic...but in a good way...Ah let bygones be bygones.
I'll do it sure. Just for you. Aaaand the other 5 people.
For the Q and A right? I'll put it in thanks!

@Quickslip - Gearen city is worse. But that'd be a great scenario!
Everyone lying defeated at Lin's hands and then...out of the darkness...a burst of light...I appear...
"You got any tissues?" Epic...
PULSE technology is confusing but I guess the upgrades make sense like how it can broadcast to other places now?
Maybe it's because it's a psychic type or something...

@DemICE - Oh jesus christ Snakewood! I forgot about that run.
"Forgot" more like repressed...
I did but I forgot. Elizabeth learned it naturally you see.

@Yingyang9705 - somethingsomething kinniku bust it into the ground somethingsomething
Yeah I'll consider it. Mainly for Hardy and Adrienn. Saphire's got too many possible Flamethrowers.

@Sejiren - Neat! Even lower than that is if he becomes friends with Radomus.

@Damage - HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shows what you know!

@Viridescent - Be fine...she'd have to set up Sunny Day first and only her Ninetales know Drought.


Ah yes first things first.

Gotta use that Protector I got in Buttplug Valley.



And volia!



You sure can buddy.

Now let's get this "fight" underway shall we?



Oh yeah...

Forgot about the gym puzzle...





But it looks to be a knock-off of Wallace's gym in Ruby and Sapphire...

Only with fire...



Jesus this old man is a bit serious.



Heh Iroh...

I named Mako after your voice actor.



Years of playing these games has given me a sixth sense for floor puzzles...



Oh course all of Charlotte's gym trainers would be edgelords.

OF COURSE.



Oh bloody hell what did I do?



Things got very..."San Francisco" in here...

Apparently when Rain Dance is used after Sunny day or vice-versa.

This happens.



Hmmm that would be useful in stopping any Sunny Day boost Charlotte will no doubt try to pull...

Should I...?



Nah my original plan is much better and satisfying.



This looks...a bit harder...



Fuck.

I suppose a sixth sense for those easy main game puzzles are a bit useless here



Well...

Gosh darn it.

Maybe I can hop it?



Hopping it didn't work.

All I got was 3rd degree burns.

THANKS GAME DESIGNERS.



I did it.

Aren't you proud of me?






Wait...



Your actual name is "Punk"?

Ace Trainer Punk.

Fucking hell your parents must of hated you.



Beat her no problem though.

Wonder if I get anything for doing all these tiles?





Stay right there Charlotte. This will only take a sec.



And nothing.

Oh well.

Time to pound Charlotte into the ground!



Your DEAD mother?





What are you...

Oh boy...it's time for tortured past story kids!

Number Eleventy billion...





You didn't think to yell or call for help?







*suddenly realizes breaking her out of the orphanage wasn't a good idea*








...



You mean like a sociopath.





And now we're veering into psychopath...

Oh boy I really should have left you behind in the orphanage.





FIYAH!





Or you know...



GET A BUCKET SO THE FIRES DON'T KILL YOUR PARENTS???

MAYBE THAT???



Well get ready to see those flames doused!

WITH ROCKS!

nailed it



V for Victory?



More like V for...uh...

VUCKING LOSER!

holy shit i am on fire today

hah "on fire"




Uh...



Gotta admit I didn't expect Charlotte's sprite to be aiming her ass at me.

Huh.

Also Firebug?

Try "Arsonist"





Well well well...A Typhlosion and a Darmatian eh?



Kiki.



King.



Let's crush this bitch.



That's not going to be good next turn...

I mean..if it GETS a next turn...





Ewwwkay...

A Quiver Dance would be bad...






But it looks like I don't even have to worry about it!

Even if it did use Quiver Dance it wouldn't of made a difference to my master plan anyways.

Nice work King.





*Yaaaaaawn*

Shame about that Solar Beam huh Charlotte?



Take it away Kiki!

Just like we'll be taking that Badge!






GWWWWOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!



Ooof...

Well then...



For those of us who don't know what Trick Room does...

Actually you all do don't you?

Well fuck it let me have my Yu-gi-oh moment where I explain what something does to people who already know what it does.

Anyway.

So basically Trick Room makes the slowest pokemon on the field go first for 5 turns right?



That means this big scary Rock monster outspeeds all of Charlotte's Pokemon with ease.

And you know what that means right kids?






Total victory.






Awww...looks like Rotom's getting desperate...

He's just made weakened him self considerably and if I'm right it's probably holding Choice Lens.





...



You're making my ultimate victory look bad King.

Stop it.



Christ...is everyone drunk or something?




WHOA.

Kiki's not anyway!



Good girl.

That's what I like to see!





Well look who it is...

Charlotte's Ace bringing the Drought.




Use Kiki's turn...





Aaaaand you already know.







...






...






Oh are you done?

Sorry. I wasn't paying attention.

TO YOUR FAILURE!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!







Is it just me or those that sound like guilt?










Nice.





YES! EVERYONE MUST SHOOT FIRE!

...

Maybe I was a bit hypocritical about the whole arson thing...



Thank you Charlotte...





If by pretty you mean kill them all then yes.

I think I'll do that.



Well...now that I've proven that I'm much MUCH better than you at battling...

And that whole "Not up to your rank" thing was a bare faced lie...



I guess I don't hate you anymore.

Don't get me wrong you still annoy the hell out of me with your emo to the extremo behaviour and the game always pandering to make you awesome

But...



I've met a lot worse than you since we parted ways in Tanzan Cove.

And I will destroy them when the time comes.

Count on that.

So whaddya say?

Fr-

Allies?




Great I'll add you to the Christmas card list.

So seeing a you SHOULD be in a mental home should I address it to you and Siggy?



Charlotte?















































She took that well.

Only slapped me twice!



And Shelly's standing out in the rain.

I WONDER WHY?!?




WHOA SHELLY!

WHEN DID YOU BECOME A BROKEN RECORD!?

Seriously though stop.

It's starting to "bug" me.



Do what I do in times of stress.

Make terrible puns and tell everyone how great I am.

But I GUESS I'll go see what I can do about the Ice wall in Ametrine...



Oh I payed to have this fixed before I fought Charlotte.

Didn't see the point in screenshooting it.



I still have to catch something in Ametrine don't I?

Eh I'll Repel for now.

Viridescent mentioned a Horsea somewhere and I WANT THAT SHIT.

Kingdra is my 2nd favourite Pokemon.



Right...



This thing is rather massive...

I'd almost expect to find Jon Snow on the top of it...



I think those are the stairs I have to use to get to the mountaintop...



Fuck me how do I get past this thing?

What's even ca-

...

PULSE.

Every fucking time...





Blllggflfubflubbububublubdub

*translation*

HELP I CAN'T BREAT-

*dies*



WHOA!



What in the seven hells is that??






Sigh...

Never liked this part.



At least it'll give the poor thing some peace...



"Redoubt"

- a temporary or supplementary fortification, typically square or polygonal and without flanking defences.

Just thought you should know.

Makes sense.




Oh man look at it's face...

It actually looks in pain...



...

Wow I am being rather sappy about this huh?

I never gave two shits about the other PULSE mons...

Well Bigglesworth was sad but I was just too confused by it at the time...

Maybe I'm turning over a new leaf?

Maybe I can become...a true hero?

...



KING USE HORN DRILL ON ITS SAD ASS FACE!!!



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!








FIRST TRY!!!





Good LOOAARRRGGHHH sweet prince...







Hello.

Did you follow me?



Fracking Meteors is what happened.





Yup. I have literally been the only one to ever stop one.

Well there was Cal but he doesn't count.

It was already broken "apparently"






What'chu talking bout Shelly?









Well yeah I guess but they didn't need to use choke-holds anyway.

The PULSE got the job done well enough.






So you think they were trying to do something else with this PULSE?

Hmmm...





Yes, yes go tend to your gal pal.

I'm gonna stay here a while.





So it's been here a long while then?

Or is it just an older model they carted out?

If I remember correctly the first PULSE was used in Bybx-

Byxzi-

The Dubstep Wasteland right?



And so the mystery curdles slightly...



Well anyway I think I'll cut it short here today folks.

I know, I know it's rather a small update but that's why I was able to get it out so soon.



Well we all saw me fight Charlotte this episode...



And ooooooooooh did I crush her.

Suck it those people who thought I'd lose half my team to her!

SUCK IT!



Well we've only got 2 more episode to the season finale so I'll see you guys later okay?

Also keep sending in questions for the Q and A thing. I'll probably put it up before the last two episodes.

See you later!

Well you'll see me...

I won't see you.

Because you're all ugl-














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Bookwormgal
Conqueror of the Eterna Gym
Conqueror of the Eterna Gym
Joined: August 7th, 2013, 2:20 pm

June 20th, 2016, 2:44 am #229

Another nice and shiny new badge from the arsonist. Very nice. And you melted the ice. That's good. Now you'll just have to keep moving along and hope to minimize your time with the crazier people.
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wedward45
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

June 20th, 2016, 2:52 am #230

I briefly expected Charlotte's fire obsession to be much creepier.

Q&A:

Mako- You've taken down a fake Arceus in a fight. Think you could take a real one?
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
-Havelock Vetinari
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Sgt. Cookie
Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
Joined: June 4th, 2012, 11:44 am

June 20th, 2016, 4:11 pm #231

Hm... I have mixed feelings about this game. On the one hand, it's got some AMAZING mechanics to it.

On the other hand, the writing is a pile of edgelordy, deus-ex-machina filled shite. GIVE EVERYONE PROBLEMS! MAKE EVERYONE DEPRESSED/SOCIOPATHIC/EVIL BECAUSE I GOOD WRITER!

While the AI trainers are (Of course) no match for an actual player, story-wise, there are PLENTY of people who could resolve this stuff, but DON'T, purely because it gives the player something to do. Which, again, makes for TERRIBLE writing. Hell, I'd actually be FINE with all this if they simply mentioned they're sending you because you have more experience dealing with PULSE machines than anyone else. Just that. Just. Say. That. And suddenly a lot of stuff makes more sense.

Except that "X took the McGuffin and you can't stop it because plot" shit. That... that's just atrocious writing and whoever made the conscious decision to do it that way should be forced to read awful fanfiction. Like, Jesus/Hitler level crap.


As an aside, isn't this the game with that "Trainer school" thing with seasons and stuff? Or am I thinking of something else entirely? (But either way, I'd like to see you do that one next.)
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Cheesehead
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Joined: October 3rd, 2015, 11:06 am

June 20th, 2016, 5:54 pm #232

Congratulations for beating fire with a Earthquake/Levitate/Trick Room combo. That was a nice strategy.
I still don't get some of the trainer classes in this game. They are weird.
You forgot to add a ''Please kill me.'' text to the pained Avalugg. Kings low HP did scare me a bit though.

I do agree with Sgt. Cookie's opinion about the plot and the way the backstories are handled. I wish the characters had some sense of hope left and don't shove all the tasks to the player.

Good luck saving/mugging the starving folks in town.
As my username suggest, I am Dutch.

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So the old and new test combined brings me to the type I gave myself during the signup. Interesting
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What does this mean?
Normal Types are usually light-hearted and easy-going people. Like everyone else, they have their flaws and insecurities, but perhaps uniquely, they're able to accept themselves and others in spite of their flaws and always make the best of it.
Ice Types are some of the most unique people- they have great ideas and are fun to be around... But seldom often realize it. Many Ice Types hide behind a veil of insecurity despite their unique strengths, and as such never appear quite as involved as they might wish.
Somehow, this sounds pretty accurate.
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Turtleboi
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Joined: May 10th, 2014, 12:18 pm

June 21st, 2016, 1:13 am #233

Congrats man. You were pretty damn clever to use trick room like that. I never use trick room in game, usually because the TM is so hard to find. Anyway, good luck with getting back Heather.
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

July 6th, 2016, 11:37 am #234



...



Oh!

Hello! I didn't see you there!



Of course I still don't see you. But let's pretend I do so I don't feel embarrassed for making this shitty opening joke okay?



Welcome!

This is the Terribly Titled Q&A! Where I answer the questions you, the viewers. have asked!



Let's take a look at the first question!!



...



...



I regret every choice in my life that led to me being asked this question.



So much regret.



I wish I had a theme song this cool...
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@Dragon116 - I'm totally the Joker and you know it.
Choice whatever. I only ever used one in Soulsilver for the Elite 4.
...It needed to charge? But I did have a Rindo berry on King just in case.

@Gaunt - I don't think I ever used Potions on non-Nuzlockes either.
I wish I had a Flygon...but all I have is a fucking Marcactus...
I would have got Kiki to use Perish song. No muss no fuss.

@AndSoThereIsSt3ffo - Nah. I think Snow is a better fit for that. King has the Special Defense of a wet paper towel.
Yeah she was one of the good ones.

@webobo - ...
You son of a bitch...
I'm adding you to the list.

@nepeta100 - I'd attribute it to my dashing intellect really.

@Strider - Suuuuuurrree...Bet you also aren't one of the people who think I'll lose to Mewtwo right?

@Crow_BlackFeather - I can admit she's probably hard if you try to strong arm your way through her.
Which normally I would have done but I wanted my victory to be total and crushing.
So that not up to my rank thing could be thoroughly debunked.

@Zane0114 - The only normal orphans are Heather and Noel. Sure she's a brat but lots of kids are like that.

@YingYang9705 - Sadistic bastards...
Well I call them like they see 'em.
Smokers are Jokers kids! That's why.

@Lileen - I should of saved that Wreck-it Raplh reference for this gym...
Yeah I mean she's a annoying brat but at least she isn't a terrorist, so-called chessmater, evil cult leader or Fern.

@Sieg12 - Nice pun man. It really made me WARM up to you.
...14...I spammed a lot of Ultra potions...

@DemICE - Strats DemICE! I gave Kiki a focus sash to counter that as well.
I really wanted to destroy her.
I learned my lesson from the embarassment at Vanheim castle.

@Seijren - Charlotte couldn't hold a candle to me.

@Viridescent - Where'd you get a...oh shit...I have a Shieldon back in Spinel town...
Eh...still counts.
KINGDRAKINGDRAKINGDRAKINGDRA. Well you've convinced me about the Life orb Absol anyway. I'll get it this episode.
And Princess can have Sheer Force too. So I'll probably go with her instead.

@Damage - Ah but she didn't have a field effect back then so fuck her.
Thank you. You may kiss my feet while you're down there.

@Gaunt 2 - WHEN I beat them. I'm great you see.
I shall be the first to complete a Reborn Nuzlocke! AND THEN COME THE HUNNIES!

@Foamy - IT WAS A SIMPLE MISTAKE FOAMY STOP.
Oh you corrected him for me. Thank you.
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@Drymus - But she didn't so I'm still super infallible. AS ALWAYS.

@Bookwormgal - After this episode I head to Ametrine and leave the majority of the orphans behind.
And then we get to meet our new BEST friend...

@wedward45 - How can it get creepier than "I watched my parents burn to death because it was pretty?"

@Sgt.Cookie - Exactly! Just acknowledge that they're sending me because I have a flawless PULSE killstreak!
You could argue that Saphira's busy with the whole siege thing, Laura's fucked off somewhere, Charlotte doesn't have any Water types and Noel is just too weak to make a difference. And Anna does nothing.
But yeah I'm fairly sure the ring hates me at this point. Or I have butter fingers.
I'm not sure which one you mean but it sounds interesting. It isn't this game anyway.

@Cheesehead - Thank you.
It was fine. I had ice-creams for him.
I'm fine with getting more stuff to do but only if someone acknowledges I do them.
"Oh you disabled the PULSE? That's neat. But have you seen this 15 year old girl save all the hostages in the world by being edgy?"
Not a fan of it.

@Turtleboi - I'm a cunning fox alright.
Don't ask where I got Trick Room. Please...it hurts to think about...
I'm sure I'll show up, do nothing and watch how the 3 year old saves the day.


Well despite my misgivings the producer says I have to keep going...

So here's the next question!





Hmmm...the recent Pokemon I've been getting were pretty easy to train...



I'd have to go with Tayto, my Pidgeot from the first and second seasons.

With shite attack and a lousy nature he was a struggle to get to level 36 so he could evolve into a somewhat more tolerable Pokemon as Pidgeot.

But it's not entirely his fault. The Pidgey line has a god-awful moveset and only learns a second flying move at level 38 with Wing attack.

Which is a god damn insult to the first Bird Pokemon really.



Sadly Tayto was crushed by Aster's Rhydon in Episode 23.

He was an insufferable asshole from Pidgey to Pidgeotto but got more tolerable when he started winning fights.

...



Onto the next!

This one from Reborn user "Damage".





...



Huh...never really thought about this Tier wise...



I don't think it matters in the games what Tier a Pokemon is as long as it's not weak stat wise.

I mean look at Jasmine! She's in the PU tier (one of the lowest) and she's done nothing but kick ass for 4 seasons.

Just wait till Amethyst introduces Mega Evolution...Hooo boy...

And I doubt the Elite 4 is going to consist of all Uber tier Pokemon anyway.



But to answer your question I haven't really thought about it due to it being fairly far off in terms of game development.

But I will have Mako and Jasmine in there definitely.

I hope.



Moving on...we've got a few questions from "Chubb".





...



HYAH!



I hope that answers your question Chubb.

Next...





Hitmonlee...my sweet precious...

There was a guy on route 1 who offered a Tyrouge for a Dunsparce (like an idiot)

But seeing as I didn't have a Dunsparce and couldn't catch one due to Nuzlocke I'm afraid I'll never get one now.

Not in this run at least.





WHAT? You want me to choose a lifelong friend to die simply on a hypothetical whim?

How disgraceful! I shan't do it. To do so would besmirch my honou-



King. I'd choose King.



LOOK! You're strong and tough I get that but your Special defense is weaker than wet tissue paper!

Even with Solid Rock you almost got killed by a bloody Seel!

It's annoying having to keep giving you all those type berries as well seeing as I can't go back to the city to buy more!

So fuck you!

MOVING ON!



Starting to regret this whole postcard gag...

It's a lot of effort to make them.



...



I think you've answer your own question there pal.

Radomus first, Gardevoir second, El third.



This next one is from Gaunt, currently the record holder for most replies in this show with 44.

Out of now 46 episodes.

Try to beat his record you guys.





Hmmm...you've made it difficult by eliminating the obvious ones...



I'm pretty sure I'm going to throttle Courin-Rouge for stealing that Magikarp I'm probably never going to use.

But I can't think of any others until then.

And I've learned recently that sometimes...the dead don't stay dead...



That's a Season 5 teaser for everyone...

Coming to your computers sometime in the next year.



Oyyy...



Maybe I'll forgive them for all that they've put me through like I have for Charlotte?



Or maybe I'll hang them from their own castle walls?

Who knows which I'll pick?

the second oooooooooone



...



...



THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!

I'm the coolest.



Oh...Gaunt's next letter is for Mako...





I don't know what you mean.

Sean and I are comrades. Friends till the end. Brothers in arms.

I would never betray him like that.

This is the truth.

I am not under duress at all.




What a foolish question to ask Gaunt!

The loyalty I inspire is legendary among trainers.



Now let me hide my gun and we can move on to the next question.



AND THE NEXT QUESTION IS FROM...



...Genesis.

The guy who asked when Mako lost his virginity...



(Some of your questions were rather long and I couldn't fit them on the postcard so I'll just type them out here okay?)

Q : With so many deaths how does the team feel about that? Any PTSD? Social anxiety?



PTSD? Social anxiety? My pokemon surely wouldn't suffer from such things!



That's just Jasmine being Jasmine...



You...um...uhhhh...



MOVING ON!

Q : What is Mako's favorite drink?



He's a fire type...drinking water would kill him...

I dunno he might like lighter fluid?



I don't really feed them very often you see.

My training method is barbaric to some but revolutionary to...uh...

NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!

Q : Why is it whenever something important is going on and Sean can clearly help in the situation he freezes and lets the baddies get away? Does he have a secret fetish that he enjoys the pain in others? I know I do



...



Okay I'm fairly sure you're just trying to pick a fight at this stage.

You pri-

Q : Where does Mako see himself in 10 years time?



Not dead hopefully.

Ask me again when we beat the Elite 4 and the Terribly Titled Movie comes out.


Q : Rumor has it there were some back alley dealings in some back alleys of peridot with a certain eccentric purple haired uh... sexually confused individual. What are Sean's comments on these allegations?



...



Is there a hidden camera somewhere?

I know about the one in front of me but still...



Well...I suppose it's better than people asking about that Jynx...

These rumors are just rumors nothing more.



...

But who started them is what's got me thinking.

Might have been Fern...

Q : Amethyst has been pointed out as someone who has exceptionally bad judgement in appointing gym leaders. While we know Sean agrees with this viewpoint, the public would like to know what Sean would if he was the reborn coordinator - the president. Will he be the president reborn needs or the president reborn deserves. What changes would we see?



Holy shit.

You've clearly been saving the good question until last Genesis!



I only have one small correction to make.

I don't plan on being elected by democratic vote.

I'm going to take Reborn by right of conquest.

So we'll change president to King okay?

Anyway the changes...



First of all I'll do extremely thorough background checks on all possible candidates.

If I get so much as a whiff of them worshipping Arceus I'll execute them myself.

Let the worship something non-threatening like the Helix or something.



And no kids!

While I admit a lot of the children leaders are skilled there is no reason they can't wait till they're 16 or something.

Gym leading is a lot of work and just because you have battling skill doesn't mean you are old enough to have a position of power.



Granted, when I was a kid I would have said screw the rules and done some sick 360 ollies.

Cause I was rad like that.

But older Gym leaders are better for the region overall.

Now onto someone else's questions.





...



D-do you not remember the first 3 seasons?



They were better times...





Fuck...



It depends on what I'm nuzlocking but I might take some strats I've used here into Rejuvenation?

I don't think I'll need any if I do the main games since I can power through them with my eyes closed.



Hell I'm not even sure I'll be doing anymore Nuzlockes after Reborn and Rejuvenation.

I wouldn't mind doing one of Pokemon Neo X and Neo Y but it's an incredible amount of work just to get those games working let alone record for them.



There's always a chance for Drayano hack or that AshGray one I promised but forgot about.

Guess you'll have to keep watching~





I can't give any spoilers to how the next few episodes are going to go but...



I think the main fights I'm worried about i future versions of Reborn will be against Lin, Solaris , all of the Elite 4, Saphira and whoever the Champion is.

Maybe the last PULSE fight too.



...



I didn't know there was a Squirtle...



And I use the Squirtle because it's easy to edit it in funny ways in Photoshop.

Look.




(top row) All Squirtle , Friskle, Greatest Squirtle in the Galaxy
(bottom row) Sansle, Judgementle, and my favourite Jon Squirtle.


Next we have a few questions from jirachi...





I'm not quite sure what jirachi means by mechanism...but english might not be his first language so I won't judge.

If it means how it works for the Terribly titled universe well...



You try throwing a boulder at a bird and tell me how well it fairs.

It isn't a disease like Manic has in his nuzlockes.

Just plain old fatal injuries.





High-Jump Kick.



I want a High-Jump Kick Tm.

Or Thunderbolt at least.

I want to take the wide lens off of Jasmine at some point.





...The one in Vanahen castle...

Even though it's rather clever and well put together I still hate it.



What Field Effect I would create myself?



...



To be honest I can't really think of one that hasn't been done by Amethyst.

I would say a Dragon one but that's apparently in the works for episode 16...

I'll admit the field effects are really clever and only now are the main games starting to think the same.

But fuck 'em. Reborn is better.



(Wedward asked this too but I didn't see the point in doing both)



It sucks. Sean's getting rid of it next season after learning Close Combat doesn't benefit from it.

And I wish people wouldn't attribute that win to me so much.

If Al hadn't weakened it or Sean hadn't had the foresight to give me a Focus Band I'd be dead.

And it'd have been up to Jasmine to stop Arceus.

She might have been able too. I'll admit that I don't have the best defenses but Jasmine could probably have taken a hit, paralyzed it, and kept healing
till a chance to strike appeared






Those are two very good questions. Simple but allow for a good response.

Amazingly the only person to ask it too.



The best thing about Pokemon Reborn...



I like the region and think that it's very well designed.

Even if Route 1 nearly drove me insane

Having dark alleyways, a seedy underbelly and illegal substances like "Rare Candy" makes the game more interesting and fun in my opinion.

I also like the battles. Oh man the battles. Gimmick ones like Arceus and Solaris aside, I actually feel challenged by a Pokemon game.

Something that hasn't happened in years!

Even the Gimmick ones (putting aside the beatdowns I got from bout) are really good at raising the drama level.

The Solaris one shows how a Evil gang leader is supposed to be. Way way way stronger than a trainer with 4 badges. *coughGiovannicough*

The story ain't half bad either. I'm actually curious to see where it goes and how it ends and if I get the chance to kill Radomus at all



Now the worst thing about Pokemon Reborn...



Probably the sense of powerlessness the player has in certain events.

Like the player is forced to make completely idiotic moves because the plot demands it.

For example, The Blacksteam factory episode. Solaris tells the player to come closer and look at the Muk (despite the player clearly seeing it already)
and without so much as saying "Fuck off you weirdo" The player is forced to turn his back to a known criminal and almost gets decapitated for it.

Other examples of the powerlessness are when one of the Macguffins get taken off you by the bad guys without so much as a struggle.

And when Radomus takes you on a merry ride you have no need to go on because he can instantly solve all problems with Gardevoir



But I think we all know by now how much I hate him so I'll stop before going on another rant.

So let's move on.



Oh this one's for Mako and Jasmine!

Take it away.



I really like Kiki she tells the best jokes!

And that one time she possessed Sean and had him flirt with that Cain guy?

Oh yeah! Hehehe that was so funny!

Snow is really nice too.


Scary strong as well. She's a tiny thing but has enormous amounts of special attack.

I think King is shy around us 'cause he never says much. He mostly looks at his arms and sighs contently.

Who else is there?


Spike?

Mako! Spike isn't new! He's been here since Season 2!

Right, right...I probably don't remember 'cause I died at the end of that season.

Hey I did too!

...

How did we come back actually? Nobody else comes back?

I asked Sean but he wouldn't tell me. Something about souls and Nuzleafs then he clammed up and changed topic.

I asked him why Ace wasn't brought back either.


Ace?

Y'know...the Pelipper Sean brought in to replace Tayto? Anyway he muttered something about not being enough sacrifices and walked away.

Hmmm...Oh! We've gotten off topic Mako! The next question is for us as well!





...

...

Well...lately things have been going well...Sean beat that redhead he has a crush on



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! W-what makes you think he has a crush on Charlotte???

Well up until recently he had a picture of her that he used as a target for us to attack. He must have really liked her

I think I need to explain to you that Sean destroying something isn't how he shows love.

ITS NOT????

Hahaha what happened to this picture anyway?



Well...um...he got rid of it after Episode 36...you know...where Sick-

Don't. We all know what went down. Be glad you weren't there to see it.

...

Anyway he has a picture of that Hat guy now. He says it's to "keep the hate fires warm".

...

Thank for the questions Sieg. We'll let you go back to Sean now.



Well that got depressing fast...

Hopefully the next one isn't so bad...



OH COME ON!







*preview of episode 46 : Out with the Old in with the New*






...I wonder what Sickle would say...

She'd probably scold me for being mean to my Pokemon or something...

Next one is from Tojin again.

It isn't addressed to me.

AGAIN.







Man sure would suck if I used that question to make a joke.

...

Next question is addressed to current team members.

Dammit Tojin why don't you love me?





Well there was a sale on, Snow. I bought like 5 of them.

Not sure what they do besides healing for around 120 hp...



I don't think anyone can understand your mind Athena...

Welcome back by the way. You're making your return in the next episode.





...



You make it seem like I have a choice Tojin...

Next question.





Oh I think I know what this means...



Turtleboi is back on the cocaine again.

He's starting to hallucinate.

Don't give up Turtleboi! You can kick the habit!

Next question!



...



Looks like I've run out of questions!



Well this has been the Terribly Titled Q&A!

Hopefully it was up to the usual shitty standard the rest of the show is at!

And thanks to those who sent me questions. You helped make this trainwreck possible!

The next episode should be coming out sometime this month!

Until then ya sorry bastards!


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July 6th, 2016, 2:17 pm #235

In the question on what you'd do in Amethyst's place, you forgot to say you'd fire Radomus.
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July 7th, 2016, 10:47 pm #236

DerogatoryTrainer wrote:@wedward45 - How can it get creepier than "I watched my parents burn to death because it was pretty?"
I dunno, like a sexual attraction to fire or something. I wouldn't put it past this game.
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July 8th, 2016, 2:00 am #237

Oops. DERP I thought for a second because of the back sprite that Mako had a robot arm. Don't Worry Dero, i've gotten past my addiction to cocaine and have instead decided to get high of life... and on Oddishweed XD
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July 10th, 2016, 2:53 pm #238





I think I've pondered about this PULSE situation long enough.

It's been a month and all I've done is stand in this frozen cavern...



Time to do some filler!



I'm as surprised to find a song to match this episode as you are.
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@wedward45 - ...
You think Radomus is going to survive me taking over?

@Turtleboi - Yeah i tried to edit one onto him but it was waaayyyy to much effort. So I didn't. And decided to give you a drug addiction.
Tokemon amiright?
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@DemICE - I had a Skitty?

@Lileen - Thank you! I do try.

@webobo - I swear to god...I won that TM through hard sacrifice! He gave it to me because I crushed him.

@Dragon116 - Yes. All part of a balanced fire Pokemon breakfast.
Well it was rather obvious. I mainly used those guys for the first 3 seasons.

@Captain Breakfast - Eyyy you changed your name! Glad you're back!
100% Alcohol mate. Down it and go blind. That's your reward.
SHHHHHHHHH...We don't mention Snakewood around here anymore...I'm hoping people will forget so I don't have to go back to it.
I have no flying types left. I can never leave Agate.

@Drymus - He's a dick.
I know but I have to have SOME integrity so I only did it for Garchomp. It sucked but I managed to beat it barely. So I can't call bullshit.
Radomus won't have a happy ending. Count on it.

@NickCrash - Well...I have something like that anyway...
He's fiiiiiinnnnnnneeeeee.
Almost didn't see that last part...Turtleboi's gone clean anyway.

@Gaunt - She's not. She loves me. Besides...Skittys suck.
Gone but never forgotten. I'm building a statue of them after I demolish that Arceus temple.

@Zane0114 - ALMOST!?! YOU MOTHER FU-
Thank you for your compliment.



Okay so it turns out I underestimated how many episodes were left in this season.

Turns out we've got 3 more to go after this filler one.

Which will be short enough seeing as that Q&A came out the same week.



But that's a good thing right?

More of me?



Besides after Season 4 ends it'll be a long time till Season 5...



Anyway...

I've been told that Horsea live in this water.

And I want a damn Kingdra.



So let's begin.



...



...



...



...



FINALLY!



C'mon you son of a bitch...

GIVE ME A KINGDRA!





YESSSSSSSS!



It's at a remarkably high level too...

And now to...



...



...

Uh...



...

I can't think of a nickname...



Meh we'll leave it till it evolves into a Seadra or something.



Let's get back to Calceon before anything else.



Huh...





I don't think I caught anything on Route 3 when I was here with Aya...

Might as well do so now!



...



...



...



...



Well that was upsetting.

Hey wait a minute...





Are those stairs up there?

Guess I should quit "Stair-ing" and check them out huh?



And there's a secret cave up here.

...

I really hope I'm not about to walk into another secret Meteor base...



Oh...






...

Why are both of these rare items here?

And where can I catch a Magmar or Electabuzz?



I'll dwell on it later...



We've got to get to the PC so we can start the "process"




Hrmmm...would rather that 31 be in special attack or something...

And Lax nature...ew...



And on the opposite end of the Dragon "scale"

Princess has shite Defense...





Oh yeah. That egg I got from the policeman hatched into a Staryu.

It was going to be a Starly but I lost a LOT of data about 6 months ago due to a virus or something.

So I had to replay allll the way back up to where I last saved.

Wasn't fun having to go through all the deaths again.

But thankfully it happened before I got to Arceus so I didn't have to repeat that nightmare.



Anyway while I'm here I might as well look at all the Pokemon I've caught and never checked ou-





EXCUSE ME WHAT????

I HAVE A SHINY VANILLITE?!?!?

HOW??? WHEN???



Uggghhhhhh...I must of been back in Spinel town with that Ice-cream vending machine...



That's just the kind of fucking thing to happen to me isn't it?

Never getting a shiny in a game where the encounter rate for one is way higher...

And it turns out I've had one for MONTHS and never fucking knew...

Siiiiiiigggghhhhh...



Well I don't need you anymore then.





Yeah...fucking...bye-bye!



...Hang on...



I don't remember catching a Kecleon...or giving it such a clever nickname...



...That does...sound like something I'd do...

I'll have to check the database...





Okay so it turns out the images didn't upload to igmur because they were still .bmp instead of .png

My image converter must of skipped them for some unknown reason...

Fucking hell...this was supposed to be a nice calm filler episode.

Instead we get "How many fuck-ups did I make" the show.





Anyway...seeing as Kecleon learns Thief naturally...(Even though I thought Athena did originally) I can begin my master plan.



To find a weapon to surpass Metal Gear!

...

And farm for Dragon scales!

That too!



Actually hold on a moment...



Viridescent (The one who told me about Horsea) also mentioned an Absol event nearby.

I mean this is a blind run but I can't unlearn something I've already read.

But at least you've all been relatively good about plot spoilers.



This waterfall that I was at a couple episodes ago is where the Absol lurks.

Apparently I needed an Ill-fated doll like I did for Alphonse.



Which Kiki was holding...



I don't want to know why...these things creep me out...



And seeing as how this is a blind run and I wasn't supposed to know any of this I've decided I can't catch the Absol.



But of course...



That doesn't mean I can't steal the Life orb it might be holding...

And since I'm not catching it anyways. I can keep restarting till it has one...



I'm fairly sure this isn't breaking any Nuzlocke code of conduct that I know of

And to streamline the process I've also brought back Athena with her Frisk ability!



Look I've had a rough time since I last used you and haven't had a good opportunity to bring you back.

After Arceus, there was a Psychic gym, then a Dark gym and then there was a fighting gym.

I could have used you there but I was stuck on the other side of Agate and couldn't find any good grind spots.

Brainiac was a higher level so I used him instead and now he's dead.

So lay off me alright?



Sigh...you have my word.

Now feel up this Absol!






Very dramatic.




Alright...let's get this Thief party started!




Okay...didn't expect the first one would be holding the orb anyway...



I am not deterred! That Life Orb will be MINE!





Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh






...



good job



Welp time to kill it.






Bye-bye!

That's for Amaria you shit.



Nice. I can give this to Princess now!



I'm giving it to you because you can have the ability Sheer Force.

Which powers up any moves with a positive secondary effect (like flinching) by 30%

And Life orb powers up any move by 30% at a cost of 10% of your total HP.

But the REAL kicker is that combined with Sheer Force. The life orb's HP penalty is negated.

Meaning you get a 60% power boost to you attacks with no recoil whatsoever!

(As long as they're Sheer Force boosted)



Precious life orb...you shall help me gain my vengeance on those who've crossed me...

...

Yes...yessssss...burn them all...I do as you command...










































Okay so I've just realized I've skipped a few houses in Calceon.

So I'm gonna snoop around for a bit.



Oh.

Well that explains the Magmarizer anyway.





Wait...



So in order to get a Magby I have to give up the only thing that will evolve it into Magmortar?



Yes it was.



...



The hell are you little shits looking at?

You can freeze for all I care.



I have enough damn kids to deal with in this game...



Oh this is n-






...












Moving on...





And this must be the Elekid I'm supposed to not evolve fully.

Well I'm not buying it!

There'll probably be an Elekid and Magby later on anyway!



...



I haven't really payed attention to it earlier but...the fuck is up with this road?



These two are still glaring at each other...



It MUST be love...



Guess we'll talk to Laura before we leave for Ametrine.

I ain't coming back to Calcenon for a long time after this.






What?

That's Hardy? But from the back...





My colour blindness strikes again...

Although...where DID Laura go?

...



Eh I'm sure she's fiiiiiiinnee. She's a former Leet 4 member.

All she has to do is not use her shite Lilligant and she'll win most fights!



Now!

It's time to farm for Dragon Scale so I can evolve my still unnamed Horsea




Hey found one on my first try too!



That's a good sign that this won't take too long right?

Right?





HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH





OH THANK GOD!





If I ever see another Remoraid again I'll lose my shit...

The encounter rate for them is so high while fishing...



But let's repress that like all the other bad memories and focus on the good!

Namely my upcoming Kingdra!



As a reward for his thieving services I proclaim that Karma the Kecleon be granted a place within my reserve force!

Until he is called upon to die for me in a no doubt tragic manner!



YOU ARE MOST WELCOME!



And now we come to a difficult decision...



Okay so I have been getting a lot of good Pokemon recently right?

I think I need to do some spring cleaning with my boxed 'mons.



I'll just be getting rid of the ones I plan on never using so don't go crazy after I throw away some good Pokemon okay?



Makuhita is first to go.



But I don't feel bad at all for doing it.

A 0 Atk IV on a fighting type is just embarrassing.



Shitty grass monkey.



...



Those are really bad IVs...

Out he goes!



You might get mad and say Tyhplosion is an awesome Pokemon but I've never liked having 2 starter Pokemon on my team. Much less of the same type.

It might seem weird but I prefer only having the one.





Hooooo boy I can see a lot of complaints coming about this one...



I know it's extremely rare and being an event Pokemon probably has great stats and a great moveset but...



We all know what female Ralts evolve into.

And I would have been fine with it had...that whole affair with Radomus not happened...

I would have been fine with Gallade even!




But I will not use one in this game.



You can call me an idiot who's wasted a good Pokemon all you want but I don't care.

I'm doing what I feel is right.




Speaking of doing things that I feel are right...



oh shit

H-hey Damsel!

Me? I'm doing...nothing...nothing at all...



HAHAHA NO WORRIES THERE!



See? No problems here!



help meeeee







Wooo! 10 points!







I named you Sokka originally but the egg turned out female after I had to restart so I changed it.



Doesn't matter now anyway.





I think this was that second Jigglypuff I got from the illegal Poke-salesman...

Well I don't need two.



I left Plushy in the Daycare along with my Liligant

I'm not saying Liligant sucks as a Pokemon. Just that Laura's one does.



Ohhhh I named you Tissue...not Mucus like I thought...





Ah well didn't care much anyway.





Don't worry Zigger. You're the only one left besides Mako from the early game.

Like the first half of season 1 early. Boy things were weird back then.

Like I murdered the Thundercats. I can't even remember why...

Anyway I'd never get rid of you Zigger. Especially with Pick-up bringing me Full Restores.

That I used up Horn drilling that Avalugg...

We'll have to go farming for them some other time.



...

I think that's enough.





Totally forgot I even HAD a Porygon.

It's been almost a year now...time sure does fly...


































Now I just need to nickname Seadra, evolve him and I'll call it quits for this episode.







...

...

...

Fuck this is still hard.



After one of Danerys dragons maybe? Nah Kingdra looks nothing like an actual dragon...

He's blue...could call him after that Beyblade dragon...but Dragoon is just lazy...

Something sea related? Typhoon? Maelstrom? Tsunami? Nah...they sound so clique...

Sea gods? Neptune, Oceanus , Triton, Posiden...

I like Posiden but it's not a name I can shorten like Jazz for Jasmine or anything...

Although Posiden's main weapon is a...

Perfect.





I shall call him Dent for short!

Plus it's still a rather cool name.



Glad I bought like 3 of these before I got trapped beyond Agate...

Wouldn't have a Rhyperior or a Kindgra if I hadn't.



Kingdra! Kingdra! Kingdra!



KINGDRA! KINGDRA! KINGDRA!





KINGDRAAAAAAA!!!!

Welcome aboard the sinking ship Trident!



Now stay in the box till Season 5.



Kind of sucks that I can't use him or Princess for a while.

But I ain't stupid enough to take Dragon types up a frozen mountainside to specifically fight a Ice-type user.

Plus I don't have the time to train them right now.

Gotta go save my unwillingly adopted daughter or something.



...



That's the whole gang...pretty decent right?



Oh and Bouyancy is here too.

Need her to get to Ametrine after all.



Mako's coming obviously.



Jasmine too. Blake probably has a Walrien or a Lapras after all.



Spike to punch through literally every Ice type bar Froslass.

Hope Blake has a Glalie instead...



But if not Kiki will sort it out.



And Snow is coming too.

Mainly because she's cute and the whole Snow fighting Snow types is funny to me.

Sorry 'Thena! You'll have to wait till next time!





And now it's time to correct Cain's idiot mistake!

And crush Cal's stupid brother!



But first I sit.

I'm tired after all that farming.



Well nothing got accomplished story-wise in this episode.

It was focused mainly on item-collecting, event-abusing and Pokemon abandonment.

Although the way I see it those Pokemon don't have to die in battle now so...silver linings?



Anyway I'll see you guys next time!

Goodbye!













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Can the Derogatory Trainer save Hoenn? Will he even try?

Stay tuned to find out!


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wedward45
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

July 10th, 2016, 4:38 pm #239

Bit by bit, your team is healing.
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
-Havelock Vetinari
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Drymus
Indigo League Champion
Indigo League Champion
Joined: February 3rd, 2016, 6:06 pm

July 10th, 2016, 5:18 pm #240

You killed Cecillia and now I'm not following this anymore.

JK. You have reasons. Petty reasons, but reasons nontheless.

I'll agree that although Typlosion is a decent Pokemon, those stats couldn't have been worse...

Surprised you didn't chuck the Maractus in this update.
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