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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

May 13th, 2016, 11:33 pm #201





Fucking hell I get it alright?

Clefairy's a fairy type now. I'm not a dingu-




Oh.



Hey there.

...

Nice weather we're having?

Fuck



Found this. It's fucking amazing
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@Bookwormgal - Yeah she's almost as bad as Snakewood. Yeah...it's a bit of an odd thing to have in the Pokemon world in general
And they always seem to keep them in cages instead of the much handier Pokeballs. Thankfully this route was pretty chill.

@wedward45 - Made up like several of them before I realized I'd be infected with Grant and Janis disease so I stopped.

@Alba Corbina - Oh god...not Deviantart...I'm sure it can't get any-
It's going to get worse isn't it?

@Drymus - WELL FUCK.

@Tojin - When did you stop! Hell no. You know how I feel about Arceus. We're going at Giratina speed thank you.
Well I'm better looking right? RIGHT?
Also no. I don't sound anything like him.
He has a British accent and as I am from Ireland you have now made an enemy for life.

@Erberor - She mentions Ciel wearing a thong next episode.
...That's pretty important...
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@YingYang9705 - Oh good to know even the woman who hires terrorists,children and fucking GHOSTS agrees with me on the Terra subject.
An update or two...so someone in Calceon city...I like to imagine you pouring over tomes in a library by candlelight trying to find this information.
Shit. I have none of that. Oh well. Better muddle on through like a jackass as usual.

@Viridescent - Geh...I'm ashamed I didn't make that pun while I had the chance...
I don't think this game could throw anything worse at me.
Now after saying that let's watch the game throw something worse at me.

@Gaunt - I'm...I'm just jaded at this point...It's been a rough season.
I still hate her though. But Radomus is worse.
That would be a twist. I'd be impressed then I'd strangle her.

@Chubb - Thank you it was pleasant enough. Even if the lag almost made me sick.

@webobo - Fight me irl.
Wait I have to fight another Kiki ghost? Or did Shelly die while I was gone?

@Skullkin - Congratulations you got to create the opening joke!
Yep. I actually lost all my data for this game two months ago.
So I replayed it. Exactly. I had to let them all die again.
Wasn't fun.

@nepeta100 - Never hurts to help.

@Skullikin2 - Oh shit. Guess it does.
Oh I finally catch one! And I get incredibly disappointed when it evolves.

@Sejiren - Yeah he was a surprise. Good thing Mako was there.
And if it doesn't make me vomit everywhere.

@ArmouredGuardian - I don't need luck.
No wait.
Yes I do.
GIVE ME YOUR LUCK!

@Dragon116 - This is the hell I've been given. I must have died back in August and ended up here.
And look what happened to the great lord Goomy. Dead in one hit.
I KNOW OKAY? GAWD.
Well it's a common gesture right? In anime...
Shit.

@Mortally Divine - I'm...I'm sorry I did that to you. You deserve freedom...
Oh turns out you like it. This game is really good at Stockholm Syndrome eh?
Fallen asleep to? I should make an audio book...
I am the most skilled of trainers. And the poorest because of all the off-screen healing.



Oh god...fucking orphans...







I'm doing this because I want to see the kid try to revive his dead parents with this.

It'll be hilarious.

Sad.

But hilarious.







Eh...guess he was just going to eat it.

No necromancy here today folks.





Wait a minute...






Now I KNOW this kid is playing me.

But I respect him for it.

and I want whatever item I'll get...





...

FINE!





I've never thought of balloons as the "funnest"

They were only good when you tried to keep them off the ground.







You are really over-acting your part kid.

It's not even believable anymore.





Riiiight...







Yeah but they only had Garchomps left and well...I don't have the best track record with them.

Better than Arceus though.




Nothing.

Nothing is cooler than me.

Looks like you've run out of chances kid. Now pay up or get an old fashioned Derogatory Trainer beatd-



Oh.

You were going for a pun.

...

Can I adopt you?

I mean you have a sister I haven't seen in like...4 months?

But I'll run into her eventually.



Ooohhhh you're caught now sonny boy.






Hahahaha

Ohhhh...I like this kid.





Busted.



Hi.








"Nice?" "Respectable?"



Stop. You're making me blush.







...



Thanks.

I SUPER appreciate it.




























Okay now what kind of pokemon will I get here?

Feels like a long time since I caught anything.

There've been a lotta gift Pokemon lately...






Well Hardy's super dead anyway.

Shame.






Fuck.

This one's a bit wobbly. Guess that's what the "don't shake the powder" warning meant.

Even if it's fucking stu-






Soooo is this tree a Pokemon?

I mean it produces sleep powder and only Pokemon do that...





And here we see the wild Crustle or crustae giantfuckingrockonbackus in it's natural habitat.

So peaceful...so majestic...



SO FUCKING VULNERABLE!!!

DerogatoryTraineruses Sleep Powder!



It was super effective...

Okay now what?





I'm guessing I have to push it into that hole?

Hmmm...



C'mon ya bastard...






Rather interesting that I actually have to push it.

Not like those other times I pushed boulders.

I was just sitting on my Pokemon's shoulders pretending all those previous times.





Me Stronk.



So that's made us another stepping stone huh?

Not to bad an idea.

If the lag doesn't make me vomit anyway






Is that where I have to go?

...

Nah that lady said Hardy was to the south so I might as well collect his remains or something.



Think of a wonderful thought~

Any merry little thought~

Although I could reference Child of Light as well...

I fucking love Child of Light.






...



Wait how would you decided based on how badly I crush you?



His Hiker's spirit is broken.

I have done well this day.




FUCK.

OFF.



It's time for a new capture!

And it's gonna be aaaaaaa...



Right on! It's a Rhydon!



And soon I'll have a badass Rhyperior...



Holy fuck.

I keep forgetting Elizabeth is weak to Rock...



Look it's just weird seeing a rock type being super effective against a water type.

It's been conditioned into me since Red and Blue.




Fuck me.

I like the amount of destruction this guy brings.

But what to name him...





No...It's too obvious...



Sounds too much like a children's character...

"The Adventures of Robert the Rhydon"



Nope. Because there are very little pictures of you with your arms at rest on the internet.





Yeah it's a good one.

Named after the "World's Strongest Man" in One Punch Man.







Wait do you mean the Pokemon or you?





Fuck me.

Looks like this is the end of the road for Team Derogatory...






Oh wait.






I have mother fucking fairies.























Ah jeez more of this laggy shit?







Didn't know Reborn was in the platform genre of videogames.





Alright pal move it along.

...

Actually how am I pushing you so easily?

You weigh like 400 pounds...



Ah now I remember...



Me Stronk.



And progress has been made.



Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.





NYEH!



Okay that's gotten that part out of the way...



Now for this ledge.



Aaaaannnnddd...





THIS IS A 10 YEAR OLD MEEEEEMMMMMEEEEE!







Just one more now...



Yes okay blue powder.

Whatever.



GET FUCKED!





Oh jesus...the lag is really strong over here for some reason...






A man like me can't either!

But I don't have a choice in the matter do I?



Pain in the ass...



Strength puzzles!



Okay...it's cool...we're done.




So this is a new area then?

I can catch something new?



Meh I don't have Surf yet so I'll wait until then.

I'm very low on water types.

Because I refuse to use something as shitty as a Corsola and Elizabeth is weak to Hardy's rock.

And I still need to destroy Terra too...

Ah well better get back to finding Hardy...





This is a very uncomfortable way to stand.



A gym? Up here?





But of course the actual gym sign wouldn't tell me.

They never have in this game.






Who are Amy and Tania?

Have I met them before?





Fiore Mansion eh?

Well I know just what to do now...





RAID THE FRIDGE!!!

STOLEN FOOD TASTES BETTER!!

CRIME IS THE PERFECT SEASONING!!





Heh heh...place must be abandoned.



Although...the light's are on...and so's the T.V...

But I haven't seen anybod-





...

fuck



Hiiiiii Amaria...Nice to see you again!



Glad you don't mind me eating your food.






Ohhhhh so you're "Amy"?

Fair enough.







'Sup?




Lost a gym leader. You guys know where I can buy a new Rock guy?




Oh.

Well that was fortunate.









To be fair his spine should be completely shattered so I think he's earned the rest.









Holy fucking shit Amaria.

A Godzilla made of stone punches you in the chest and you ONLY crack a few ribs?

I don't know whether to be terrified of you or just proud...






Dude...she's right behind you...and glaring at me for some reason...



Up we go...































Sleep my little rock baby...

Soon you'll wake up and I'll have to deal with you and Aya totally denying having "feelings" for each other...

I think Cain enjoys it even more than I do though...





FUHCFSUIGFYSDSYKGCSYDUK!!!



Don't. Fucking. Do. That.



Awww...is she going to give her brother a blanket or someth-




Ouch.

That looks like it hurts.





Uh Titania?




You can stop now...





...



Beat the shit out of him.




Well maybe that's a bit-



Okay Titania you better calm do-





JESUS CHRIST TITANIA YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!



Oh.






...

I'm amazed you're only concerned about her hitting you awake and not the HORRIFIC INJURIES YOU SHOULD HAVE!





Hi.






She died pal.

You'll never see her again.





Alright... Alright...You got me.





They liiiiiiiiiikkkkeeeee each other.







And based on blunt force trauma by 1) A possibly magic girl with a giant hammer 2)Hitting the stone ground at speed after flying for over a mile.





...



Someday I'll meet a family that isn't fucked up in this region...



Ehhhhhhhhh...


































HUH?!?



WHERE'S THE BITCH!?!?!



I SWEAR WHEN I FIND HER AND FUCKING RADOMUS AGAIN I'L-




Oh...

It's just the TV...






Wow Saphira's been cowboying it up I see.






Then why aren't they just the same city?

Seems like an awful bother to build two cities right next to each other instead of building one big city...





Oh shit...things are going DOWN up there



But "sudden uprising"?

I bet their sudden uprising involved them building one or two PULSE machines right in the fucking center of the cities and the gormless fucks just
ignored it.






WHAT!?!



BUT I'M RIGHT HERE!!!

I'M THE BEST ONE!!!






Yeah unless those hostages include either Charlotte or Laura, Saphira's not going to try too hard to save them.








Shit...that's a clever move...

How am I supposed to get to that thing now?






This uprising is seeming a lot less sudden all of a...sudden...




Try and release Arceus again?

...

Please don't try to release Arceus again...







Doesn't she just sound SO concerned?






That's wishful thinking on my part love.

I'm going to be strong-armed into it either way.




Lord knows everyone but me has already been doing that...







...

Don't think I've ever seen anyone storm out after yelling "Peace"










I know!

I'm pretty much the only person outside Team Meteor who knows the whole reason.

Well maybe Cain but he's great at the whole "paying attention" thing.








I'm guessing that was the...Belrose Manse?

As in Charlotte, Laura and Saphira Belrose?

I think they mentioned it a while ago...





To unleash a god and murder literally everyone.








Ahhhh...Amaria's so nice...

Even when she completely overshadowed me when we teamed up that one time.

But I don't even hold a grudge 'cause she's awesome like that.








Shit.



Uhhhh...let's battle?

I don't like my chances to be honest...



OH!



That's fine then.

I can wipe the floor with Knuckles, Retard and The Hot One.




I'll be having that.








To be honest I wouldn't put it past the Ringmaster...

She's extremely focused on the Circus PR...







Lovely how Ame just lets them usurp the league challenge for their own benefit.

JUST LOVELY.





I like you two.

I'll stop by on my way up to Calceon or Labrador or whatever.





Well best get back to the circus for my gym battle!

Neeeeeext episode.

But before we go I have a little announcement



Soooooooo...



I was thinking of doing a Q&A episode at some point.

It might be fun right?

We've been on this journey for nearly a year now and it seems like a good time before the Season 5 hiatus

You guys could ask me questions about the show



Or even ask the characters in the show about things?

Is that a thing in screenshot runs?

I know that's a popular thing in comic runs anyway...



I know you guys like to use comments to ask questions and all...

But I'd rather you PM'd me the questions you want to ask for this Q&A thing and just use the replies below to praise my greatness as usual~

You know...So that there'd be a intrigue and mystery over what the questions are?

Reborn viewers can just PM me on that site and Nuzlocke guys can do it here

And anyone can message as long as they have an account on either site

Even the people I see reading but never leave a comment telling me how great I am.

*COUGH*Raverist*COUGH*CallingYouOut*COUGH*



So if I get enough questions from all you nice people I'll probably put it up just before the Season 4 finale which is...

6 episodes from now?

So yeah. Fire those questions and we'll have a grand old time.



See you guys next time!



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Drymus
Indigo League Champion
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Joined: February 3rd, 2016, 6:06 pm

May 14th, 2016, 12:26 am #202

Let's see... Next update is going to include my second least favorite field in the game...

I mean, the entire battle can be lost if your opponent gets a few really good rolls in a row.

Of course, most of the gym battles from here onwards are going to be painful...

May the odds be ever in your favour!
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Tojin
Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
Joined: February 28th, 2013, 11:08 pm

May 14th, 2016, 3:09 am #203

Questions!

Sean: Why do you continue to subject yourself to these people (namely Terra and Radomus)?

Sickle: What's it like in the afterlife? Also, do you regret not being able to help Sean anymore?

Current team members: What do you think of traveling with Sean so far?

Pre-Arceus team members: What do you think of Sean's new team?
"And that goes double for your mother!" -Donna Noble
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Bookwormgal
Conqueror of the Eterna Gym
Conqueror of the Eterna Gym
Joined: August 7th, 2013, 2:20 pm

May 14th, 2016, 3:49 am #204

Yeah, if they had the time to build several PULSE machines, the uprising couldn't have been that sudden. And as always, it falls to you to fix things (except when other characters don't abruptly show up and solve things after you've already lost Pokémon in the process...)
Check out my comic: Leaf's Nuzlocke Challenge
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

May 16th, 2016, 5:01 pm #205





Why is it windy in here?

One sec I'm just going to go back outside. That might reset it.

Roll the intro while I'm gone Mako.




I think this ending got me back into the show
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@Drymus - You'd be surprised how well I cope with them.
Although I don't think any gym will be worse than Radomus' one.

@Tojin - Motherfucker what did I say about PMs?
Anyway your questions have been filed and I thank you for them.

@Bookwormgal - I guess even in fan games the people in Pokemon are incredible idiots
Ugh...those 5 episodes will have a special place in hell when I'm done...
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@YingYang9705 - Kind of spoiling the point of a blind run there mate
I appreciate it but I've already gotten past it by the time you send this.
It's still good info though.
Sshhhh...it's a secret to everybody...

@Gaunt - That's why it's up earlier than usual. Samson fight get!
Really? She didn't seem that bad...well after she asked for my ice-cream anyway...

@Lileen - ...Does nobody care for the sanctity of PMs?
But those are good questions so in they go to the episode pot!

@Skullkin - You wanna ask some more questions? In a PM maybe?
Because Mako does technically have a kid. And he did seem to "get on" with Cinder...
And if romance was a thing for us I'd only do it according to egg groups.
Also please no. That one time in Beryl was bad enough.

@nepeta100 - BUT WHEN? The guy keeps saying "LOL NOPE NOT DONE YET"

@Foamy - FOAMY! She's only a little girl!
Now if she were older...
It's not really a buttplug. It's a bottle stopper for wine.

@NickCrash - Here's your damn battle. Most episodes don't even have gym battles in them anyway!
I literally have a photo of her right next to my laptop. I see her everyday...looking at me with those...big eyes....


@Dragon116 - Oh jesus...let's not talk about Snakewood okay? Please...
It is bad. They should be gym leaders first, circus clowns second.
They can just fucking fight me in an alley for all I care.
As long as I get mah badge!
Oh no...what have I unleashed?

@Viridescent - FUCKING NICK!
Well at least it was better than the Wasteland one.
Yeah he's going to MAUL Charlotte. Oh man...that battle's gonna be fun...
Especially with my secret strategy...

@Mortally Divine - Well...fuck. I plan on having this season finished in like June and then we'll take a break and work on something else.
Something that'll really...rejuvenate my spirits...
Nah. Jasmine's cool the way she is. And I can't think of anything to give her anyway.

@Foamy2 - It was an embarrasing time to be sure.
Can't spoil what I already beat!










Hey guys how's it going?

Shall we start this thing off by talking to all these "wonderful" characters?



...



...



NOPE!

*beep*



Ammmmeeeeee!!!

Hire anymore child soldiers for your league?









People won't stop harping on about it Ame.

I think I've got the gist.








So most ground moves and Body Slam?

Tch...I can't use any of those against Samson.




So I'm at a disadvantage yet again?







Oh?

Now that part is interesting...Especially after some of my recent "improvements" to the team's moveset.



I imagine he's got some of Ciel's tricks as well as a back-up though...





And good luck to you trying to fix this mess of a league.

How many gym leaders are unavailable to battle now hm?

More than 6 I think...






Sure...



NOT LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO DIE OF EXPOSURE OR ANYTHING RIGHT?!?!






Well that's a terrifying prospect.





Ah jesus Ciel that's only going to set her off...







You see what you did Ciel?

We had to suffer through that..."sentence"... because of you.

Why do you hate us Ciel?













...

Can I go home?

Like can I just wait for Adrienn to fix the city, get on a train and leave?

Because I'm not sure saving Reborn is worth dealing with this.






...

Maybe it WILL be worth it...






Yes...it will provide great insight into...into...uh...the results of a circus performer's training routine?

Yeah...that'll fool them...






...



Well that's information I'd rather not have known...



Oh thank god they stopped with the banter.



I should probably talk to Samson about that humiliating defeat he'll be having.








Here you go.

One super authentic Battle Pass.

Certainly not just the word 'Fury' written on scrap paper.

No siree bob!





Yeah I suppose I'll talk to the rest of clowns in this room.



...



...

I know I'll regret trying to talk to her...

I know I will...





AND THERE IT IS! INSTANT REGRET!!!







My clever wit? Dashing good looks? Superior battling skills? Impeccable modesty?





Derogatory.

That's what that stands for.

Am I right?





AM I INVISIBLE OR SOMETHING?






Please don't imply any further Samson.

There are children watching this at home.

Although they fucking shouldn't be






FUCKING JESUS!






I wonder if these earphones are strong enough to hang myself with?








...

Oooookkkkaaayyyyy...

I mean I wouldn't be totally against it or anything...










Well I've had enough of that to last me forever

Let's see what the saner part of the room is doing.





No problem. You're my only non-Cain guy friend in this game!

I couldn't just leave you to...sleep off the non-injuries you had...

Why did I bother going after you again?

If I waited a day you probably would have came back all on your own.




Ah "roll" I get it.

Because you're the Rock Leader.

Rock Leader Hardy.






I'll probably get on great with her then.




Yeah Aya's more of a stroppy emo kid like Charlotte.







Whoa now Aya don't give him ideas.












Well that was a disgusting thing to be a part of.



Alright!

Let's go fight Samson!



Aaaaaaand he's not here.

FUCK.





Okay I just forgot to challenge him.

but who the fuck is he calling pipsqueak?



Took the words right out of my mouth.




































I see we have a big crowd today.

Must be because I'm here...





Thank you. Thank you.

And don't worry I'll be sure to sign any autographs after I deal with Lameson over here.









And why didn't I get an intro like that, Little Miss Ringmaster?








...

Pff only losers need over the top introductions.

I let my reputation do the talking.

Yeah...







Just in case you've forgotten the other 57 times you've been told this!




Well let's see how one of them will anyway...

Imma lay the psychic smackdown on this fool.
























Ha!

What's with that pose?

You don't strike me as the heavy thinking type Samson.



Alright. Let's get it on!
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Just in case anyone who never played Reborn is curious what the gym theme is like.


Hariyama huh?

I think we've got this eh Brainy?



That's what I like to hear!








You're telling me...

That took 120 HP off you...




But he can't take it as good as he can give it!



Okay he's going to heal but if he doesn't get to full we're sorted.



Nice!




One down...





Mienshao...what the hell is that?

Is it like an evolved Mienfoo?



So it is...

But Elizabeth's got this one right?



Really?

A new ultimate attack?

What was the first one?



Shit that poisoned you Liz!



Would you hurry up already?

He's gonna get another hit in if you do-



HOLY SHIT!





Well that was rad.




I'm not liking the look of that recoil damage...

Coupled with the poison...



Nnnnnnngggghhhh...



Thank fuck.



Fucking cutting it close though!

Why are all the birds I catch such bloody show-offs?

Ugh...

Anyway Lucario's next and that means...





Oh I know it will.






...

D-did he just use a Steel move on a Fire/Fighting type?



Oh man I haven't though about that dipshit in a long time...

Shit we're going to run into him soon aren't we?

Although it could be like with Florinia. We haven't seen her in even longer than Cal.



What am I wondering about that traitorous dickbag for?

We're in the middle of a fight!




Damn straight.





WHAT?

How did that not kill it?



Ohhhh...

Well I can't complain about hax this time seeing as that item's the only reason Mako's alive.



Yeah yeah heal up you bitch.



Because here comes the most awesome attack you'll ever s-



Oh fuck you Circus.




Oh.



Guess Mako didn't even need the boost in the first place...

Cool.




I don't think so.

I have a little surprise for Samson.



You get me Mako?



Cool.

Do the thing.



YEAH!



Shit.

Well we'll just hit him again after he heals an-



...



Agreed.

JASMINE!







Shiiiit.

I expected him to heal not hit me twice!



Power gem got it in the end.



Hmm...think I'll switch out, heal and throw Jazz back in.





Yup!

He won't have any super-effective moves against you and I wanted to use you in at least ONE gym battle.



Hopefully I can use her in the next gym.

She's a pretty decent Pokemo-





OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED?

I LOOKED AWAY FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS!!!



Okay Jazz. Kill it.




FUCKING...





Oh jesus what the hell is that monster?

Fuck it's level 71 too...

Maybe Thunder will finish it off?



Tch...no such luck...



Right. Come back.



Don't be sorry Jazz. You did fine.



But it's the Brain's game now!



Your speed is pretty terrible but look at that giant thing!

No way he's faster than you.



Ah.



I think it depends on move types and abilities so maybe we'll be fine?

Besides you've got resistance.






Maybe he'll mi-



...

Oh.

Oh fuck.





DAMN IT!

I went and looked at Smogon right after this happened.

You know how much Conkledurr's speed beats Brainiacs?



FUCKING 5 POINTS!

Ugh...

The Conkledurr's almost fully healed now as well...



Let's rough this bastard up Snow!





EAT DAIRY!




...



...



Uh Snow?



Uh..wait for what?









Meanwhile, Outside the Big Top...

















SNOW WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?!











It was...It...uh...you...



You did..great....



Y-yep...I'm super...proud of you!

...

HOLYFUCKINGSHITWHATDIDTHISKIDJUSTDO???



A-alright!



AW COME ON!!



I was hoping for at least ONE gym leader who doesn't have a tragic past!

JUST ONE!




Yeah it was.



Especially when Snow dropped a god damn moon on your Pokemon.

That was fucking cool.

And a little terrifying




I GOOOOOOOOT THE FURY BADGE!!!



WHOS PIKACHU IS THIS???








Yay.





YOU ALL SUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!





























You could always just give them to me.

That'd save me a lot of fucking time at least.






Hehehehe Oh Terra...Sometimes your jokes are actually funny...









Buuuuuuut then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like...

"I'm rawring you"

...

Really hope someone got that joke






Please don't leave me here with these people...




Did you realize how retarded you are?






Oh boy the whole room is getting involved.

Surely this won't be something stupid.

SURELY.






Yup.

It's going to be stupid.

Super stupid.




Yeeeeessss?





WHAT!?!?










Hehehehe...

Guess it wasn't stupid after all...





And we're back to being stupid.





SHUT THE FUCK UP CAIN!!!









I'm guessing that's on Ametrine Mountain?

But that doesn't make any sense...






That's the part that doesn't make sense to me.

I thought the PULSE had to be in the middle of the AOE (Area of Effect) for it to affect the target area right?

Like it has a bubble around it and it affects everything in the bubble

So how is the one on Ametrine broadcasting the wave to Agate?

...

Shit have they upgraded the fucking PULSE?

I do not want to deal with that...



...



Here it comes...






Yaaaaaayyyy...




Wait so I'm going to have to charge a Meteor PULSE base all by myself?

Risking life and limb alone on a mountaintop?



You guys are just the greatest friends.






Hmmmm...and Saphira is there right?

Along with the...orphans...

...

WELP I'M OF TO AMETRINE!




No.

No she does not.








JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

GIVE ME A WARNING NEXT TIME WOMAN!



HA!



Sick burn.

Bump it man.




And now that they're gone I can put the move on Ciel.

...

I might have a thing for her haircut.







Yeah...I should probably get a hoodie or a jacket.

...

I should probably wear pants too.



Sigh...

I tried.



I tried not to lose anymore this season.

Brainiac wasn't very good to be honest. He kept trying to dissect me and wasn't as powerful as Selina...

Still...at least there's a silver lining...



I GET TO TRAIN MY SWEET-ASS RHYDON!



You won't be a Rhydon for long mate.

Soon you'll be a Rhyperior who can put his arms down.



Well.

That was the episode.

We got a badge and I got to try out editing more graphics into battles.

Might keep doing that for gym battles.

We'll see.



Oh and I'd appreciate it if you send in those PMs for the Q&A episode.

A few people have already and I hope for more!



See you guys next time!














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May 16th, 2016, 7:07 pm #206

I'm sorry about Braniac. It is a shame to lose another Psychic type. But at least that was the extent of your loss. And you did manage to get a new badge. That's something, right?
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May 16th, 2016, 9:05 pm #208

And people wonder how a frilly lil' Sylveon can annihilate dragons on a regular basis.
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May 17th, 2016, 1:57 am #209

@Mako: how does it feel to have a robot arm.
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May 17th, 2016, 2:13 am #210

Radomus's gym isn't so bad when compare to that mother******** B**** Terra gym. Oh the horror. You should use a Mamooswine if you can catch one
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May 26th, 2016, 5:53 am #211








I just a-door this route.

...

*COUGH*



Unfortunately relevant for this episode...sniff...
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@Gaunt - Bite your tongue. The day I get used to Terra is the day I compliment Snakewood.
I realized half way through that Fairy was good against fighting. In my defense...I never trained really fairies before.
Oh you mono-typers. Such brave souls.

@Viridescent - Nah...bet we'll get on great. Like me and Fern! Best buds. Heh..."buds".
Yeah that's pretty vague but you can probably guess I did the exact opposite of what you said.
Fuck that Ralts. It can die in the box. Snow is staying forever and ever and ever and ever etc.
Terra will go down like all the others.
...
N-not like that!

@Mortally Divine - Hmmm...who could they be? As long as it isn't him it think I'll cope...maybe...
Oh don't worry about the advice. When i upload a gym battle you can guarantee I've beaten the next one. I'm very clever you see.
But uh...fuck you for the suffering thing though.

@Xiri - You are immature. Fight me irl. But thanks for the compliments

@Genesis - So basically "I'll find another?" Pretty much. Don't know if I will though.
And I have a Sylveon. Your point?

@DemICE - Oh I look forward to it too.
I especially look forward to humiliating her so badly she quits the game and takes Radomus with her.


@Viridescent - She's lost her rank since I last saw her. Radomus, El and Gardevoir take the top three. Charlotte's like 6 now.
Or I'll say fuck that and win with barely any effort? I mean...who knows what tricks I have up my sleeve?
I miss Cinder now...Nah Cheshire damn catted it.
Now I miss Chesire...WHY YOU DO DIS TO ME?

@Lileen - I do. Mainly because they're basically useless to me. But also because I am a genius at everything forever.
That's important too.

@Dragon116 - Man you commented at the right time. I just started writing these replies.
Oh fuck I left one alive?
I was thinking of two PULSE's connected with some psychic bullshit. 'Cause if I have to go to space next I'm gonna flip.
What? Oh no I healed him with a ice-cream before sending him back out.
Fury...sadness...all the same at this point...
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@Drymus - Eh...Reborn's land-locked anyway. Suck to be Hoenn.

@wedward45 - She's Sailor Snow. Fighting dragon's by moonlight~ Winning badges by daylight~

@Turtleboi - Noted and thanks.

@Robin - I liked the puzzle myself. Everything else can go suck a lemon.
I'll be fine...plus I caught a Floatzel instead. She'll be useful though right?




Amariaaaaa?

Titaniaaaaa?

I've come back for Surf!



Where you guys at?



Oh.




It's a mess in here too and I'm curious what's back th-






...

Alright then.



Guess I'll touch all their stuff then.





She doesn't seem the type to keep a diary...

Wait...she had an earlier one didn't she?

Or was that just her book of "fairytales"?





I'm not stupid enough to read someone's diary when they'll be back any minute.

I mean if she was gone for a couple of hours I totally would.



But books are for squares!

Time for some mind-numbing television!





Oh dang what's happening now?





Hahaha it just ends there?

Top quality reporting from Gardevoir as usual.



Looking at their search history is probably worse than the diary...

...what does "Laprasing" mean...?



Hmmm...how to delay the inevitable some more?



RAIDING THE FRIDGE!



Bah...only healthy junk...

Well there's some ice-cream marked 'Tania's. Touch and you die'

...

Well like most people I die when I am killed so I'll pass on the ice-cream.






...



Sigh...

Let's just get this joke over with so I can continue on my merry way...




OH JOY!



We're in for a side-splitter with this one folks.

I can just FEEL it!






Oh...um...that's...







Oh shit she's right there...



...

I've made my choice.






...

Can I read that terrible book of fairytales again?

Please?






ACK!!



I sure did...




...



(Okay Sean use that old noggin' of yours. What answer won't piss her off?)



Yes.

(GAAHHH! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!)






Not in the slightest?

It's those damn video games I tell ya!

There. I just used the most undeniable excuse in history.

I win now right?







But I...Rpg...mandatory...



...I'll leave now...









...

Can I go back to the circus now?

At least there I can pretend this region isn't a super depressing.








No worries there!

I mean I'm not comfortable with the whole lying to her about it thing but I am not ready to deal with the fallout of her finding ou-





oh nooooo




Heeyyyyyy Amaria?

How's it hangi-

How are you?










Dunno what you're talking about Amy.

We're just a couple of wild and crazy friends hangi- CHILLING out with each other.

Nothing unusual or heartbreaking here.






Tania! TANIA! GET. THE. BOOK.






I'LL STOP HER!!!



FUCK I MISSED!











WELL I'LL JUST BE GOING NOW YEAH?



IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN AMARIA!

EXCEPT FOR THE LAST 5 MINUTES!



OH WOW THOSE WERE BAD!

open you piece of shit

WELL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER!













DON'T WORRY TANIA! I BOLTED THE DOOR SHUT!

SHE WON'T GET AWAY NO-



...



I may have forgotten to actually put the door back in it's frame.

...

Whoopsie daisy?



...

Shit I better go after them.




















I-is that an Absol?

Why is it here though?

...oh...





FUCK YOU!

NOTHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!





Oh god something bad is going to happen...






Well you know what they say right?



"Never hurts to help!"

Ha ha!



Ha...

Haaaaaa....



HURRY UP AND LEARN SURF SO I CAN STOP HER!!!









I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THESE EMOTIONS!





AND TITANIA CLEARLY ISN'T EITHER!





Uhhhh I love you?

Does that help in ANY way???






Oh no...



Nonono...



For the love of god don't pull a Corey Amy!

Please!







AMARIA!!!






I remember now...

This was always going to happen...

We saw it back in Season 2 in Shade's gym...

Amaria...






What do you mean you're going after her?!?

She's dead!

Like Corey and Kiki!

There's...no point...



...



I'll try.







And she just fucking dives off a waterfall...





I can't even see the bottom...










































O-on with the adventure!

Let's pretend that everything is fine and I just need Waterfall to...get a TM!

Maybe even the TM for Ice-beam!

Yeah...that's...cool...



OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????






...



...

That's a bit tongue-in-cheek game.



Wait...





Have I been here before?





Yeah I remember now!

It was where I caught...that Cubchoo...Mucus or something.




Okay I haven't been here before.

Mirror mirror on the walls~

Who will I capture with my balls?~




A Floatzel? I see~

So it shall be!



I dub this Floatzel...



Bouyancy!

(I'll stop rhyming now)



Hey.

You'll be an excellent addition to my Charlotte/Terra elimination squad.

Now get to the box.

I have important things to do.





Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei'mstilltramuatisedfromearliereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee















Must of made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Loony Tunes reference aside, I'm proud that I spelled Albuquerque right on my first go.



Ahhh good old sliding on ice puzzles...



A staple of the Pokemon world for almost 17 years...




Also I have no idea where the fuck I'm going.

Still not a bad cave though.





There should be though!

That patch of land over there is prime hidden item real estate!






Okay...somehow I'm back on route 2...

I should finish that annoying Crustle puzzle over here so I can have a shortcut to the Cirque du Stupid.



Back in we go!



Hang on...



Who's this girl?

Why is she in the middle of this mountai-





Oh boy!

It's Cain, Hardy and Aya!

(don't think I've ever seen her from behind)

My wonderful friendsmaybe?

Also...



WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARTICUNO IS THIS GIANT BLOCK OF ICE???

HARDY! EXPLAIN!



THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT!







I was a bit...delayed...







Eloquent as always Hardy.

Also I thought Cain was going to third wheel Aya and Hardy just to annoy them or something?




Oh jeez...




Wait I didn't explain what happened did I?











We could always call Ame and have her organize some air-drops with some Bird Pokemon?

although she probably wants them to starve










...





For some reason I feel Hardy is going to be a pushover when I finally fight him.

Let's call it a hunch shall we?



Pfff sure Hardy.

Suuuuurrrrreeee...







But none of you even have any fire Pokemon.

Just Pokemon with Fire type moves.



Can I let Mako try?

He's a strong fire type...







Mnnnnnnnnnnngghhhhhhh...

I think characters like Terra and Radomus were a key factor in me liking Cain more...





Where there's a whip, there's a way right guys?




Probably not.

I mean I can't picture Saphira as a "feed the hungry type" over her usual "Fire and Blood" strategy...

Also what the hell?

Us non-gym leaders can be useful too!

In fact we're better than you fucks!





Roll.

Because he's the Rock Leader.

Rock Leader Over-used Joke.







Well that was easy!

I expected at least six or seven Meteor goons guarding the road.




Hey...what's that bright light in the sk-





FUCK!!







I'm fine too guys! Thanks for asking!

I know I wasn't that close but I just want attention...




Can we not?








ONE MOMENT!

Before you answer that Saphira...

We need to catch up on some things...



I LOST THE AMETHYST PENDANT!!!

WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA GIVING IT TO ME NOW WAS IT?

ESPECIALLY WITH THIS GAME AND IT'S SHITTY EXCUSES!

"OH NO GO AHEAD UNTRUSTWORTHY WEIRDO! KEEP THAT VITAL ITEM TO YOURSELF! NOT LIKE I CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!"

...

ALSO I FOUGHT POKEMON GOD!

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO???




Probably shouldn't have just let them do that.



Well...THEY did.

I'm not a gym leader AFTER ALL!





Oh boy...here it comes...





EXPOSURE AND BRIGHTNESS TO 100!!!







That...sounds pretty bad actually...

And clever too...

Are we really fighting the same Team Meteor who tried to blow up a volcano with their own leader on it?







Oh for the love of...





Hardy you beautiful angel!

I take back most of the jokes I made at your expense!

...

Until tomorrow.







Oh don't complain. I can get more Pokemon for my armygroup of friends





Okay is "Let's roll" a verbal tic or something?

Cause I'm starting to feel bad about making fun of it.





DEFLECT THEM THE OTHER WAY SAPHIRA!!!







Okay you guys kind of deserve it for actually walking across a bridge like that in the middle of a artillery bombardment.



Uh yeah that too.











Hahahahaha...ohhhh Cain...

Hardy...run for your fucking life.







That's it Hardy...pretend not to get it...

Actually maybe that's the joke?

He's the Rock leader (Rock Leader Hardy) so maybe he's thick?





Man you probably jinxed us Aya.





Ehhhhh...

"Dangerous"

I mean Solaris, El , Lin are the only ones we have to really watch for.

(Sirius is a little bitch)





Will do Cain.







Oh just get going you randy bastard!




You probably shouldn't think too hard about it Aya...







...I can see you're uncomfortable...

I know what will help.



AWKWARD ACQUAINTANCE HUG!!!






I think you should be more worried about us to be honest.

I'm like a walking, talking magnet for Meteor related shenanigans.






But that's how I use ALL of my friends!?!

Do you not want to be friends?




Oh boy...ledge puzzles...







...

Why are all these machines just lying about in a cave?





Oh.

Well that explains everything.



Sean and Aya



Our teamwork is on fiyah.



You better not draw our ire



Sean and Aya.

-Unknown Poet




OHHHHHHH!!!



It's sooooo cute...

I want one...

But I discount catching any Pokemon while I have a trainer with me.

'Cause they'll fuck it up if I do.

But as a compromise I will only catch a Druddigon in this cave area..

"Compromise" suckers...



Back outside!

Right where giant balls of Clawitzer death can kill us!

Yay!






Hey Aya.

I put up with your brother for 10 months.

I think you're a godsend compared to his hyper sexual flirting.





You wanna come up?

We kinda have a schedule to keep you know.





JESUS TELEPORTING CHRIST!!!



And now I'm inside you.

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

Make of that what you will.




















Aya's eighteen right?































I know right?

It's almost as if the game is trying to lead us somewhere.




We have a hard life.




Welcome to my life in this region.

I run into these guys every time I go buy the paper.





I'm not.

Also tee hee "someone came"





Hey fuck you man!

You guys are much worse than me!



In more than just battling too.




Welcome to my life yet again.

Every cave I go into is either filled with Meteor goons or disturbing Garbodors.

There was that one beautiful time I found Snow though.



Rats!



Foiled yet again by a small crack in the ground!
















Christ how long is this episode going to go on?



...That's a strange rock...



We'll come back to it.

Probably a egg or something.



JUMP PUZZLES



METEOR GOONS!





Uhhh...I'm fine thank you.

I just want to leave.

















And so I did.

Also this bridge is fucking suspicious.





OH GOD HERE IT COMES!!!





IF I DIE SOMEONE TELL FERN TO GO FUCK HIMSELF!!!





Oh.

I survived.

But how?

Am...am I God?





HEY IT'S THAT FUCKING ABSOL!!






DON'TCHU RUN AWAY FROM ME YOU SHIT!

YOU KILLED AMARIA!

I mean there were a lot of complicated reasons and feelings involved...

BUT I BLAME YOU ANYWAY!!







Bah...it got away...

Wait...



Oh shit is there another disaster waiting to happen in this episode?



God I fucking hope not.

Amaria's was sad enough...




I forget you're new to this Meteor fighting thing...

Basically we've just stumbled into their main operating area and will now have to face one of their "elite" members in a pointless battle because as this game has proven many times that it doesn't care about who wins and will punish me for winning anyway.

GOOD OL' POKEMON EH?




Oh it's just you two?

No Solaris or Lin?

Excellent.








I think somebody's forgetting the other 20 times I've fought and beaten you.






Well this works.

This works just fine.







Damn. Maybe not so fine after all...

Oh well I can take Solrock out next turn.



Lunatone heals...



And Kiki kills...





It's got surprisingly tough Special defense for a Golurk...

Also I'm not waiting around for Phantom Force to hit.



Kill that please.





You're doing great work Kiki.





But take a break for now.

I can't really afford a turn to heal right now.

I talk shit on them a lot but Aster and Eclipse are actually very competent...



And thankfully they decided to gang up on Dragalge.




'Lizbeth mopping up these fools!



Tch...



Hoped that would do more than half at least...





WWWWHAAAAAAT???





ELIZABETH NOOOOOOO!!!!




DAMN IT!

THEY KILLED ANOTHER ONE OF MY BIRDS!!

FIRST TAYTO NOW ELIZABETH?!?!



ANOTHER GOOD POKEMON GONE!

I FUCKING HATE THIS SEASON!!!



Ugh...and she was my Rain dancer against Charlotte...

Elizabeth...





Thanks for revenge killing it Nidoqueen.

I've...just got to power through this.



Hnnnn...

Snow you got this?

I mean that Rhyperior...







Wow that nerfed it quite badly.

Snow is best girl.



Just survive this...please...






THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!

Now get the FUCK out of there Snow.



It's time for other best girl Jasmine.



Gengar is obviously the fastest...




But also the flimsiest...



Bye bye Milotic!




Yah fuckin' bitch.





Tentacruel is a surprisingly good choice for that Aromatisse.

But...





Yup.





Although she died for a good cause....

MINE!



...





You'd think the whole "bright yellow with glowing tail" would tip them off wouldn't you?





Ooof...this is quite the battle...

Even with Elizabeth gone...I'm getting fired up...




EAT SHIT!



OI!

NO SWAPSIES!




NO HEALSIES EITHER!





Double tapped.





OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH...

Heart can't take so many of those Jazz.

You seem to be more prone to them than the others this season by a long shot...



But at least it's over now.




Mako is the World's Strongest.









Oh fuck off.

If you weren't trying why'd you switch your Thunder spamming Aromatisse?

Ya nasty bitch.





Oh cool.



You guys will disband Team Meteor now right?





Worth a shot.













I just happen to have a gift for bumbling into trouble and then solving it with finesse.

Well it's either a gift or a curse...











...



FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!

THEY ADMIT THEY'RE JUST FUCKING THINGS UP FOR A VAGUE GOAL THAT I DOUBT THEY CAN EVEN ACHEIVE!!

GOOD ON YOU ECLIPSE!








Okay I take that back Sasuke Uchiha.

That's a shitty thing to say.



YEAH GO TEAM METEO-

Wait a minute...





Done-zo. Finite. End game etc.







Ha! Schrodinger's Meowth...







Dunno.

You think we can get popcorn or something?




Oh?






Gonna have to speed you up there Eclipse.

Sirius is right there, looking like the bitch he is.




So why has nobody pointed him out?

He's not even trying to be sneaky...




Uh-oh..."-'s" are never good.





What the fuck!?






Those are NOT pleasant sounds...

Oh no...








(When did Chadleures become Dementors?)

(ALSO WHY HAVEN'T WE KILLED ALL CHANDELURES IF THEY DO THAT?)

(ALSO SOMEONE IS FUCKING USING THEIR POKEMON TO CHEAT AGAIN!)






Mate...saying that before you actually do it gives me plenty of time to dodge it.

You really need to work on tha-





WHAT THE FUCK????







No you fucking won't!

My team may be tired but Mako can kick your team's collective asses!



AYA!




Fuck that shit!

Let me fight him game!





ASTER! BETRAY HIM ALREADY! HE'S A DICK!




GO ON THEN!

RUN!

RUN LIKE THE LITTLE CHEATING BITCH YOU ARE!!!



...



...

This episode was a fucking rollercoaster of depression and death.

Amaria, Elizabeth and Eclipse...maybe Aya too if the game's feeling cruel...



See you guys later.

I'm gonna go collapse into my bed and sleep this off for a few weeks.

Send some questions for that Q&A as well or something.

Whatever.




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May 26th, 2016, 7:34 am #212

Well, on the plus side, you won't be losing any more birds to double battles with them...

I hear Ame's planning on making the diary thing optional in the next update. 'Course, Amaria will still do the thing, but hopefully it will be less our fault for the thing this time around.
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May 26th, 2016, 7:49 am #213

WHAT. THE HELL. This is just ridiculous! The powerlessness, the cheating, the relentless depressing everything, the fact that you have to read the stupid diary to progress the game...dear lord. I just don't get it! What does any of the death accomplish in the first place beyond making the player wary of getting too invested in literally any of the characters?

Ugh...sorry for the rant, but...ugh. My interest in playing Reborn died off shortly after the Amaria incident, and I guess it's good to know I wasn't missing much. That last scene was atrocious. Hey look, it's mister bad guy. Oh look, he's burning away the soul of an interesting, intelligent character. Oh look, he's taking Aya hostage. Byyyyye Aya...

Well, good luck or something. Oh, here's an idea: if you turn that PULSE back on, with a well aimed shot you might just be able to wipe Radumbass' castle off the face of the Earth!
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May 26th, 2016, 1:34 pm #214

Poor Elizabeth... And Amarie... And Eclipse... Man, everyone is kicking the bucket or otherwise suffering horrible fates in this game. There's not going to be anyone left alive in the region by the end of the game.
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May 26th, 2016, 2:21 pm #215

A pokemon game should not have the mortality rate of Game of Thrones.

Also, the burning away the soul thing is in Chandelure's pokedex entry. Apparently, Eclipse's soul is now doomed to wander the world.
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May 26th, 2016, 3:19 pm #216

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?

Man, I've seen dark PokeHacks but this is straight up GOT.

Sucks for Elizabeth, she could have been great. But alas, Magmortar's always had Thunderbolt even in the actual games.

Oh yeah, it's fairly bad when you the protagonist are pretty much involved in everyone's affairs.
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May 27th, 2016, 12:23 pm #217

Good lord this game is dark. I feel like I've already said that, but still! I commend you for actually being able to play this; I don't think I would have made it this far.
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May 29th, 2016, 4:35 am #218

I've been away from this run for a long time, so time to start over!

I literally just started re-reading this, and when I clicked on the LARGE LINK in the first post, it brought me to an update where your Eevee evolves. I opened the link in the first spoiler, and it worked fine.

The text in the link is the correct URL, so it was probably a simple CTRL+V derp :wooper:

On a side note, Rejuvenation is great so far. Keep up the good work!
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Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Joined: October 3rd, 2015, 11:06 am

May 30th, 2016, 5:18 pm #219

Okay, the game went from little bit edgy to complete darkness while I was gone. I wonder how life is for the game makers...
My big favourite is Snow. That transformation video was so cute :3 And being able to bring down a grimaced-faced moon without the use of a certain mask is just baddass. Long live Snow. :kowtow:
As my username suggest, I am Dutch.

I'm graduated!!! :yay: :dance:

A cheesy blog
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Current runs: Partners in Black VS locke Follow the logs of two secret agents in Unova.
Cheeshead tries a screenshot nuzlocke. Update number five has been posted 16-12-2015.
Updates come once a week. (After my exams)

SoldierAce is a true bro for making this amazing banner. :D
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The nomad trail, a desert themed Nuzlocke. Lost the data.
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So the old and new test combined brings me to the type I gave myself during the signup. Interesting
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What does this mean?
Normal Types are usually light-hearted and easy-going people. Like everyone else, they have their flaws and insecurities, but perhaps uniquely, they're able to accept themselves and others in spite of their flaws and always make the best of it.
Ice Types are some of the most unique people- they have great ideas and are fun to be around... But seldom often realize it. Many Ice Types hide behind a veil of insecurity despite their unique strengths, and as such never appear quite as involved as they might wish.
Somehow, this sounds pretty accurate.
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

June 14th, 2016, 1:52 am #220



Considering who the main characters in this episode are...
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@Erberor - Apparently Ame's gonna redo the diary thing so you have a choice so at least there's that.
Nah it's still good. Despite everything it's better than the real games. Eclipse? Interesting? Intelligent? Pffff...
Ha! You assume he still has a castle.
He doesn't. I destroyed it.

@Bookwormgal - Hell of a chapter really. I blame the Absol.
Fucking Dark types I tell you hwhat.

@wedward45 - I'm waiting for the Red Wedding scene. That'll really suck.
Welp...she's not going to get better.
Better loot that house she was talking about.

@MagicMarky - It's emo to the extremo.
Yeah well I never expect it when it happens.
Protagonitis.
That's the medical term for what I've got.

@Alba Corbina - Eh...it wasn't that hard really. The quality of the game helps.
Like I gave up on Snakewood at episode 9. Couldn't even make it to 10.
But this I got 44 episodes out of.

@Kaoru Drake - Nice to see you back and thanks for the info! It should be fixed now.
Yup that game's gonna be fun on a bun

@Cheesehead - Fluffy kittens and ice-cream no doubt.
Snow is new best girl.
I still miss the old one though...

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@nepeta100 - She shall Brave Birdu in our hearts forever.

@Sieg12 - I thank you.
And who needs luck when you have overwhelming skill?
Right?

@Gaunt - You'd think someone who keeps a diary that literally could kill someone who hide it better.
But you'd be wrong.
Oh...boy...Is it the thing in this episode?

@YingYang9705 - If only surf killed it...
Yesh get my cute Druddgion this chapter.
Calling her Princess.
Can't stop me.

@webobo -
"don't try to save lives"
>implying that I would

@Genesis - Genesis no.
Noooooo...

@Viridescent - Who knows what the future holds?
...
I can get Kingdra?
...
IMMA GET THAT FUCKING HORSEA!
Screw Bouyancy! KINGDRAAAAAAAA!!!
(Do I need Waterfall though?)

@NickCrash - Nick sthap.
Yep gonna get a Drudgy and a Kingdra.
And then I can die happy.

@Dragon116 - I am not a hypocrite! I am merely pointing out the chance for innudenos
I would never sully myself with them...if you know what I mean ;)
JAZZ NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP IT.
Eh...this and the Charlotte fight might be out this month...maybe.

@Lileen - Well when a girl pushes you out of the way of a soul burning (even though she shouldn't have to because it would have been super dodgeable)
She grows on you

@DemICE - ...
Wha?

@Sejiren - I'll stop now.
Yeah those names...to be honest I only remember about 6 of them...well 7 but nobody cares what happened to Meteor Grunt Antoine...

@Mortally Divine - ...
I fucking hate you.
TO GIVE THE ENEMY A CHANCE OF WINNING OBVS

@Quickslip - I have a condition. Awesomoliosis.
It's terminal.
Something bad happens to Charlotte?
MAKO GET THE POPCORN!

@DrSquidge - Magmortar's a bitch.
Yeah...at least version 16's coming out "Soon"
Thank you and I look forward to your next comment!

@Damage - ...
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"Thanks"

@Mortally Divine (2) - still fucking hate you






...

M'still annoyed about this.

I'd like to keep ONE flying type alive for when I get Fly ya know?



Ah well...

Welcome aboard Bouyancy.



You won't be saying that for very long.

But at least I have someone for Terra.



Now...



Where oh where has that Druddgion gone?



Oh where oh where can she be?



With her face so cute and her tail all spiked.

Oh where oh where...



Can she be.



MINE.



And hey since it was a luxury ball...



Also 'cause she's adorable as hell.



Daaawwwwwww...



Is this a new route?



Eh I'll come back and check it out later.






Aya?

Who's that?

Never heard of her.

And if I had heard of her you can be sure I wouldn't of heard that she'd been captured by Team Meteor's resident bitch Sirius.

So yeah.




HOW DID YOU FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED?!?

I WAS SO DISCREET!




...

So how about that route 4 guys?




Or a quarter of it anyway...

Wonder how close we are to the Pokemon League?

All I know is it's somewhere in these mountains...



Well this looks importante.



Importante enough that I had to use my entire understanding of Spanish.



...



...



...

"Importante" my arse.



Geh...

Bet there's gonna be super strong Pokemon up there and I'll have to settle for these lower scrubs.





Well...Bisharps not bad but it's never a good thing to have a Pokemon with 4x weakness in a Nuzlocke...

Elizabeth is a recent example of that.



But I'll need someone to wreck Adrienn for me so he'll do.

Or I could lie to Adrienn and tell xim I've already beaten xim and xe just forgot to give me the badge.

Xe'll probably believe me.

Fucking hell these pronouns are annoying.



Anyway the Pawniard shall be named...





Derogatory Trainer graduated from the Cleh Memorial School of Nicknaming in 2007 at the top of his class

Many were outraged that this idiot had achieved top honours after infamously nicknaming a Corsola "Coral"



Their revenge was swift and bloody.

























It appears to be some sort of wall of psychic energy...

Hmmm...would Dark or Ghost types be able to pass through?





...



Don't think they heard you man.

Maybe you should tr-





NOT DOING THAT MAYBE?

Friggin' idiot...



Hah!

Immaturity...




Ha!

Wait...Fern?





As always our "hero" comes to save us in our time of need.

Praise be onto him.






No...

You didn't...




Fern joined Team Meteor.

...

Team Meteor let Fern join.

...

...

...

...



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!









Hehehe...ooohhhhhhhhh...

This game hasn't made me laugh like that in a looooong while....



It's just the icing on Fern's "I'm a failure" cake...

He joins Team fucking Meteor...

A group who are pretty much destined to be crushed under my heel...



Such a beautiful moment this is...





You sure you don't wanna battle and be humiliated in front of all you new friends?

You do remember right?

The fact that you've NEVER beaten me?



Go fuck yourself~




Betcha I could stick my whole fist up th-



Oh..that's not what you guys meant...



With your Rock types?

Wouldn't count on it.





Hey Saphira how you doing?

Me? Oh I'm great.

Glad I got rid of that Pendant of my own free will.

You know how it is.



The fuck did I tell her that for?

Who gives a shit about Eclipse now?

Certainly not "Fire and Blood" Saphira that's for sure.






Yeah how come these particular PULSE's require external power sources?

All of the others have been self sufficient. They ran of the Pokemon's life energy of something

And they were in secluded locations where they wouldn't have access to electricity...

PLOT HOLE ALERT.

METEOR CONFIRMED HACKERS.




So...how are they shooting us if the city is trapped in a giant forcefield?

Is the Clawitzer somewhere else?




Your sisters.

Such lovely people...



Ehhh Laura's alright actually.



Who?

She sounds like she'd die in a house fire quite easily.

I can just SENSE these things ya know?






She makes a LOT of those.

Half of this league for example.





...



Hello Charlotte...



It's fine Laura.

Go cry all you want.




Who does?



Right...someone drives YOU nuts...

How about that?



What was that about anyway?






WHAT?!

WHY?!






So let me get this straight...



Laura got tossed out of her League position for NO FUCKING REASON?

AMETHYST ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

WHY NOT GET RID OF THE FUCKING CULT LEADER INSTEAD???

AND WHO THE HELL DID YOU REPLACE HER WI-



...no...



IT'S FUCKING BENNETT ISN'T IT?!?!?

AME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

HE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT POSITION!!

FIRST OFF HE'S NOT NEARLY STRONG ENOUGH SEEING AS I'VE BEATEN HIM BEFORE!

TWICE!

AND SECONDLY I'M ONLY ON THE 11TH OUT OF 18 GYMS!

MEANING THE ELITE FOUR SHOULD BE ALL LEVEL 100 OR SO!

HOW WOULD HE HAVE SURPASSED ME SO SUDDENLY AND EASILY!?!

HOW? HOW!?!



SOMETHING LIKE THIS ENTIRE FUCKING JOKE OF A POKEMON LEAGUE???



Yeah whatever...



...

Fucking hate this region...





You're alright though pal.






























Let's explore some houses to get our mind off it yeah?





OUT OF THE FRYING PAN INTO THE F-



Wait I remember now.

I'm cool with Anna.

Even with her utter lunacy...



Haha!

Your sister is being held by terrorists.

Haha!





Hey Shelly how you doin'?

Man...been a while since I saw you guys actually...

Few months?

Oh yeah that last time was when...I still had...my team...

...



I Just told you!



She got captured by terrorists in a way where I cannot be blamed for it happening!




You're probably right...

Pussies couldn't even cut Shelly's throat.





There's that too...I guess...






Aww she was excited to see me?





It's okay Anna.

You're still my favourite orphan.

I mean that's not saying much but...





Oh fucking hell...this episode just EXISTS to push my buttons doesn't it?







LIKE HOW HE WORKS FOR TEAM METEOR AND IS NO DOUBT ONE OF THE HIGHER UPS?

AND ALSO PROBABLY A GYM LEADER?

WELL AME? IS HE?




Cool. Problem solved.

No point worrying about it annnnyyyyymmmm-





Why would you take this freedom from me Cain?

Whyyyy?









Along with the rest of the entire city who I probably will end up liking more...

Besides she could just fly away somewhere e-



Yeah what Noel said.

Fucking copycat stealing my solutions...



"We"



You meant me right?

And then I'll get none of the credit and nobody will ever thank me?



I'll get right on it shall I?




Not that we've tried.

Hardy hit it once and gave up instantly.




Well we could y'know FLY to the mountain city and drop supplies?

Hell get Ciel to do it. She's got loads of Flying types.

Were as I, recently, have none.







Jesus Christ can we get on with this "easy solution" already?





...



Hah?




Dive?



I suppose that could work...

Hmmm...







...Oh Noel...

You poor bastard...





What?

No there wasn't...was there?






Who'd give Dive to the ground type gy-




Oh.



Who'd give Dive to the FIRE type gym?

...

Amethyst.




I shall crush her.

And I'll do it so well I'll embarrass all those naysayers who thought I'd wipe to her.



It will be glorious...





Fucking hell I'm going!



Geez...




























Yup.



Still here.




What's all this?





HI SIRIUS!

Still a little bitch?






Just once I'd like someone interested in me instead of this ring.



This ring can't love you back you know.

Don't think anyone could love a little bitch like you anyway.




...



So you want me to give them this ring.

A ring that they can use to unleash an eldritch being (whos clone nearly killed me...) upon the region.



In exchange for Aya.

I mean I've grow to tolerate Aya but sacrificing the entire region?

Nah.




They're not gonna do it anyway.

Is fine.





Look Aya nothing personal but the Ruby ring is the only macguffin we have safely away from them.

El has Emerald, Amaria has Sapphire and she's probably dead and don't get me fucking started on what Radomus is doing with the Amethyst pendant.






Yeah what's stopping them from burning her soul after we hand the ring over?

I mean that Chandelure is just "SO FAST" you know?





Damn Sapphire I can understand with Charlotte but Lauras alri-



...

Charlotte is right there.

At this hostage negotiation...




Sigh...



What does it matter Hardy?

Charlotte's going to have some super cool edgy way to resolve the problem because that's how this works.

That's how it always works...




So how will you solve this oh wise and brilliant 15 year old girl?





You fucking said it mate.



Wait what?



You're asking me?






YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME????

OF ALL PEOPLE???

Oh that is TOO good!







Okay first of all what are you talking about?

We need to save Aya. Not you.

And secondly there is no way you are getting this ring unless you pry it from my cold, dead ha-



You've already taken the ring haven't you?



Great.



Just Great.






Don't worry Hardy...it's clearly a ruse...





You do that.




More like Bye-a!

Amiright?

Amiright?



Am I so fucking mad?

Not as much as you'd think.

I've mellowed out into a icy abyss of hatred.






Not like her BROTHER would care or anything right?







Nah think in Titania's situation Saph would just straight out tell Amaria to fuck off and die.

Or at least not get herself into the situation in the first place.

Plus she doesn't seem the type to keep a diary out IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM TITANIA!

*cough*

Moving on.







Well if you mean absolute faith in not adopting them from Senor Siggy's Shock Emporium, then yes.

Absolute faith.



We're all in this together guys~

Just like Troy Bolton said we were!

Let's all hold hands and make friends!

Or whatever that movie was about.

...

Basketball?












...



She fucking said it.






They could just do it out of spite?

I mean the amount of times I've pissed them off...

And you killed some of them too Saphira.

They probably aren't going to forget that or stop attacking the city.

I mean the ring wasn't even HERE when they started attacking.

So there's goes that "genius" plan of Charlotte's.




Yeah...



High...

I tried to combine Hi and Sigh but it didn't work.



Side-splitting.




Personally?

Totally.

But what I fail to grasp is why the hell it even happened at all?

They were no threat to you and we've probably just made them angrier with this trick that has bought us...what?

10 minutes at best?



Right.

Sure.

Why not.




Fear. They'd get everyone afraid of them. Lessening the region's willingness to resist them.

Well I say "region" when I mean is a handful of leaders and me.

No one else.

This place is fucking screwed.

And their master plan is to kill us all anyway so why would they care if they slaughter a city?





Well that's half true.

We shouldn't give in but they don't NEED encouragement.

Or validation.

They literally want to kill everyone except themselves to create a "better world" with only the "righteous" members of Team Meteor and that cult surviving.



You are vastly underestimating their threat level.

I do it mostly out of bravado and to put on a show but you've never even fought them have you?

Miss "Not-up-to-my-rank". If I remember correctly, you hid in the kitchen while I fought them off with your older sisters.

Well...sister.

Laura's Liligant kinda dropped the ball that time.



...

The fuck is a dog?

You mean a Growlithe?




Emo to the extremo.



That sounds like guilt though.






Hooray.

Wonder how long till someone just fucking takes it off me without a problem?

I give it 6 episodes.

Max.

Also I wasn't up to reacting to that whole spiel above.

Just imagining me slowly smacking my head off the desk.




Cool.

Thanks for those 10 minutes that we just wasted talking.







Imma bet it was Ame.




Well isn't that dandy?




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Nah

She ded.



Well I've still got some time to kill.

Let's...



Jesus Christ!

Is this some sort of hangout spot for mortal enemies?





Oh hey look!

It's my bestgood friend Siggy!



Hiiiiii Siggy!




Wow a polite conversation between these two?

Will wonders never cea-




There we go.

Wonders ceased.






*cough*didn'tadoptsistersearlier*cough*

*cough*Ihadtostealthem*cough*






Oh my god...

JUST FUCK ALREADY!

Or at least let me leave this conversation.



Oh.



Alright!
















Well this is unusual.



Hm.

Well I found Laura.

But god knows I don't want to get back in that whole "Bennett in Elite Four" shite.



So we'll talk to this nice old man instead.

Nice old and rich...



...



Not too good at judging people are you?






Aw that's nice.

I want to inconvenience my children when I'm old and sick too!




Wait...






Well this is fucking awkward but...






And how did you deduce Catelyn from her codename Eclipse?



Oh yeah she's doing great!



'Cept she ded lol.



I think I put that tactfully enough




Man she didn't even get that really.

Her soul got burnt up so she's basically doomed to nothingness.

And that's fucking sad.






Whoa...whoa...



I wonder if it was it something I said?



Okay we'll start from the gym next episode but first...





*inhales*



Hi Ame. How are you?





Oh boy.






Ergh...doubles and Eruption attacks?

That will no doubt be boosted by the field?

No thank you.




Aw jeez.




Oh great.

Sure am glad my Rain Dancer just DIED before the gym.




Hmmm...



Heh.



Aww.



Well...



Time to ignore all of that shite and do this the Derogatory Trainer way!



I don't know what you're talking about obligatory-Mako-cameo-because-you-threatened-to-go-on-strike.

No idea whatsoever...






























Also make sure to ask your questions if you have any for the Q and A episode!


Your experience may differ from those participating

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Can the Derogatory Trainer save Hoenn? Will he even try?

Stay tuned to find out!


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