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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

August 22nd, 2015, 2:55 am #21

BubbleTea wrote:Who'd associate classiness with being a swag jockey?

Jeez, those close calls. Reborn really does not fuck around.

Man, Julia. Her gym's going to be fun a doozy.
Oh you haven't seen how badly I crushed her yet...


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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
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August 22nd, 2015, 4:31 am #22

From the sound of things, you've beaten her Gym, so I won't warn you. Instead, congrats, because her Field Effect actually buffs Selfdestruct and Explosion who does that.

Also you've met the most obnoxious character in any Pokemon game ever. Be prepared, 'cause Fern gets worse.
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
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Joined: August 21st, 2015, 1:17 am

August 22nd, 2015, 8:00 am #23

if you find Julia's family rawr, i'd wonder what you'd think of Terra's xD
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Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
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August 22nd, 2015, 11:30 am #24

Fern's gonna get even worse. You haven't seen anything yet. On the other hand, grats on not losing anyone to Aster, Eclipse, and the two Grunts with a Solrock and Lunatone. No, seriously. Those gave me hell before. Also, grats on beating Julia. Good thing she didn't go BOOM.

You know of the level cap by now, right?

Also, Terra hue
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

August 22nd, 2015, 11:22 pm #25



LAST TIME ON THE REBORN REACTION-LOCKE!!!







GRAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!








THIS TIME!





We did it guys!

We saved the city.





Yeah Julia.

We're sick of your shit.





This was like old times!?



Is...Is Julia the reason the city is a huge shithole?

I'm kinda scared of her now...



Anyway all of ye fuck off now alright?



Good...



Hmmmm I might have oooone more look around first...







Now is that actual liberation or Team Plasma "liberation"?





People can leave?

Why is anyone still here then?









You fuckers seem to forget I'm blocking the only exit.





...

I hadn't considered the windows...



Fuck.



Speedy pair of twats i'll give them that.







That's me! Your angry back-alley Spinda-Man!



Wasn't hard.

You guys bled all over the road...







NO WAY!



Huh?





















...

That left a bad taste in my mouth...




Oh this'll be good...




Double Tapped!





The Grimer/Koffing Strategy never works



They're gonna jump out the windows again aren't they...





Yep.



Just hand it over already...





Whoa lady you ordering a hit?

I'm not in that business

for free



Pretty self explanatory.





Yeeeeessssss...








Uh moving on...



This



There




That



This poor unfortunate soul...



Okay enough stalling.

TIME TO BEAT JULIA

PHYSICALLY!



Team-shot yo.




Ame?

You're trapped in the Digital World?

ARE WE DOING A CROSSOVER?!?





Oh that's cool I guess...

She's filling in for the advice guy...uh...Clive?

my first thought was better






I like that.






I'm wary about that.









Ooooohhhhh shit.

That doesn't sound good...






YUP.



Thanks Ame!



No thanks.

I've got better thing to do than be stalked by a Pokeball mutant...





SHIT I PISSED IT OFF!!!

BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA!

PLAY THE INDIANA JONES MUSIC!





I think I know where this is going...





Sigh...another day another explosion...



Well alright then.



SEE I KNEW I WAN'T THE ONLY ONE!







YOU GUYS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS!



But fuck that I need to kill Julia.



*exhales*



Okay let's do this.







BLUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH





What?

Isn't the trainer's school for 5 year olds and idiots?

Why would you- Never mind.

I answered my own question.



Oh just like Team Meteor "never relents"

I'm never letting that go.





And so it begins...






So gang, here's a strategy you'll be seeing a lot of in the coming weeks

Sickle knows the move Fury Cutter which gets stronger every time it's used.

Sickle also has the ability Technician which powers up weaker moves (under 60) by 1.5x



Fury Cutter's power is 40

You see where this is going.



I call it the Cheap and Easy"



Sickle please demonstrate.







Fantastic.



Hmmm an Emogla might ruin things...







That was 4 of Julia's six pokemon taken down by a cricket.

I love you Sickle.







You've done enough girl.

Get some rest.





Let's get Reckless!









What?

















Now it's fucking personal






MAKO! KILL!




THAT WAS FOR KILLING MY CABBAGE!



Here comes her Ace...



Tch...Mako's a up close kinda 'mon anyway.




Shrug it off Mako!

Another Flame Wheel!



EAT IT YOU SHIT!!!







VICTORYYYYYY!!!!














Jesus Christ...

Maybe she's 5 years old as well as an idiot.





Came at a price though...

I suppose all things do...









That right there?

That was a mistake.

























Lalalalala~





Hey there Victoria!

How are you?

I'm great!



Oh IT is...



Oh no!

How can I help you?




Oh yes Florina mentioned that at some point

I should get on that...



It's my obligation to help the people of Reborn City after all!











See you later Victoriaaaaa~


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Conqueror of the Mossdeep Gym
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Joined: May 9th, 2014, 5:30 am

August 23rd, 2015, 5:09 am #26

Well that certainly escalated at the end there, that whole damn gym was crazy anyway.




"The definition of a truly beautiful doll is a living, breathing body devoid of a soul. 'An unyielding corpse, tiptoeing on the brink of collapse.' " - Ghost in the Shell 2 - Innocence

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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
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Joined: September 22nd, 2011, 1:55 pm

August 23rd, 2015, 5:18 am #27

Nice job with Julia! Shame about Reckless, though :C Your edits are amazing btw, I'm cracking up every update.
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
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Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
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August 23rd, 2015, 9:52 am #28

Thank god the Electrode didn't use Explosion on Mako. Sorry about Reckless, though :c

Kricketune is a god in this part of the game, and probably will be pretty helpful in the future too (Flobot).

WROOOOOAAAAAR! PEEKO!
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Colin the Pidgey, level 9

Walter the Spearow, level 9

Geobro the Geodude, level 9

Plsno the Hoppip, level 6

Derek the Gastly, level 8

Swing the Totodile, level 11

Salsa the Pidgey, level 8

Punk the Rattata, level 7

Blues the Zubat, level 6

Rhapsody the Wooper, level 10

Sonata the Gastly, level 8
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August 23rd, 2015, 11:05 am #29

And just when you made it through the entire Gym battle without boosted exploding moves going off...

Gutted about Reckless. There's one more cabbage in Heaven...

I was wearing my Team Rocket hoodie when I got to the Meteor logo, and realised I have triggers.

Another fantastic update, as always.
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

August 23rd, 2015, 6:13 pm #30



Eh waste not want not...



OH SHIT!



*Insert catchy theme song here*





Now now It was only a joke...

I only ate half of Reckless...

But he and Shinobi are in a better place

My stomach HEAVEN!



Adding Plushy to the mix

Let's get on with this mess shall we?
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Basically stuff I can actually reply to

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@Rapunzel - The Cheap and Easy never fails! Thank you I'm glad they're up to par Because I didn't just edit for the first time 4 days ago nope

@Fuctus - I know right? Jesus that would of broken my heart.Well to see me fight Florinia you'll have to keep reading to find ouuuuuut...

@Hazard - Team Rocket are the O.G idiot criminals yo!

I'll probably respond to replies from the Reborn foruns on the Reborn page or if you want it here instead just tell me




Oh hey It's Florina!





How you doin'?



Well she clearly wasn't impressed



Look Flo I know these are 3d glasses from the cinema what else do you want me to do?

Go outside?



Have you seen outside?

THERE'S A GIANT BALL OF FIRE IN THE SKY!!!



I see my fear of the outdoors has attracted her

as usual





Oh no the citizens!

Where will I get free my Pokemon now?




Helping you alone is much more preferable to working with Fern or Julia...may she rest in peace...



Yeah say it in that Hayden Christensen monotone baby...ooooohhhh...you know what get's me going...

So what "stomata"?

heh...









Basically blunder around until I get lucky right?

CAN DO!



I should bring Plushy here...




You mean like E.V training?

I never really play competitive much myself...



...

Judgy bitch aren't you?






I'll show her...



Me and Mako are BBFs

Best Bros Forever.












Something you want to say you fucking fire hazard?







Well...moving on from my ex BBF...

Maybe they sell balls here?



What "un-ballivable" prices.



HUMOR!





What the fuck is that?




Oh god this place reeks of Julia...

Which is a mixture of sugar and loud noise



Oh this must be for the strict level cap thing the Snubull girl was yammering about...





Ha! Makes the archaeologist at the Ruins of Alph look like fucking morons





Oh it's a Swirlix!



Oh I'm getting a Swirlix...





There we are...




Hope you enjoyed the brief glimpse of daylight pal.






Now you're just being stupid old man



Whoever heard of plants attacking people?



GAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKK!!!



KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK






FUCKING PLANTS



*BANG*







Jesus...I think i agree with you old man...



But that plant...



Shoulda "leafed" me alone








someone please fucking kill me






Anywho...



Nope.

I have enough normal types thank you.





Hey It's our good alibi Victoria!




Oh believe me I know.




Jesus are you okay?





Fuck no!

Have you seen how white I am?

It'd be like lighting the beacons of Gondor...




So am I.



This girl is definitely "growing" on me...






GET SET TO GET DECKED!



Aw man where'd she get a Ralts?





An easy win for Arachne.

And she's sending out Pignite next.



MONKEY VS PIG GO!



Your bulk is no match for Mako's speed oinker.





But it is definitely a match for his defense...



This should end it



Oh no.



Fuck fuck fuck.



FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!





Ooooooooohhhhhhhh thank christ for that...

I was this close to losing it.



Huh I didn't capture it on fil apparently but i switched out and Cheshire killed Pignite.

And with Sickle being Sickle you can see where this was going.







I have a burning monkey , a cat with a coin glued to it's head , a spider with an emoji drawn on it , a marshmellow ,
A bug with knives for hands and a useless raccoon.

I'm fiiiiiine...



Yes dear.



UGH!

Stop being so nice Victoria I can't make any jokes about that.









I'm a here for some of Mama's a spicy meatballs...

That "a" makes him sound like he's Italian

Or the Pokemon equivalent.

Weren't they in Venice in Pokemon 4ever?

(one google later)



YEP



All contained in one warehouse apparently





Oh I know I'm beautiful

...



DAMMIT STOP MAKING ME ATTRACTIVE TO MEN GAME!

GIVE ME FLORINA OR VICTORIA AT LEAST PLEASE!



What was Victoria even worried about?

All the men in this region are more fruity than Ribena.



The fuck is that?





Thank you random hobo.



What?



Jumping puzzles eh?


Hmmm...that's an odd place to put a box...





Well...Alright i wasn't expecting that.










Cool









Guess he was thinking...



Outside the box








Hnnnnghhhh















































Oh hey a wild Mankey.




Y'know from that game.

Wii Fit.





Bet you guys a fiver he has a Munna!





...



It's not like I wanted it anyway...

bakas











Are you sure? Kinda says it right here







Did the box just grunt?



Oh SO SORRY "growl"

asshole



I'm inclined to agree with y--

Me.

Was i just talking back to a video game me?






Maybe we should do more tests since thi-



OH FUCK





Hmmmmmm...



I DON'T THINK THAT WAS AN ORDINARY BOX YOU GUYS!









Handsome? Witty?



Oh you must of been talking to the EMPTY FUCKING ROOM.



Self-harm isn't funny Kai.

(his name's Kai)





Probably not. It's actually a mistake most people make when they see me.




What.









Oh well as I always say "Forgive and Forget"

I mean it's only a future Gyarados right?























I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU KAI!



Shhhhhhhhh



No more tears now...



Only dreams...








































ominous huh?











Oh hey a light shard.



There's that bloody box bearing bastard!





Time to bust some heads.





Ah.





This might be bad.



Hahaha they look adorable...




I nearly expected a triple battle.

Glad i was wrong I hate those things.



Mako pretty much destroyed those Scraggy





Shit that was close...



Yeh.







I'll just go then yeah?



UGH finally.





*inhales* Aaaaaaahhhh slightly fresher air...





COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

Hm a new ward?

Guess we'll call it a day for now folks

This was a much harder episode to write than the last 5 were so cabin fever may have set in at some point during...

See if you can guess!



Anyway till we meet again my friends














COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH




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Joined: July 11th, 2012, 9:26 pm

August 24th, 2015, 12:42 am #31

Looks like Reckless' gone back to the cabbage patch... Or at least half of him

Cripes, that Espurr sprite is something else.

Those were some close calls; good job with beating Victoria and that gang of Pokemon!
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August 24th, 2015, 1:05 am #32

You really shouldn't be fighting Fire/Fighting with Fire/Fighting...fire...I lost my train of thought some 14 syllables ago.

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Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
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August 24th, 2015, 1:26 pm #33

OH MY GOD KAI

I never actually bought the Magikarp. It's not like you're able to get it already at this point anyway.

Mako you shoulda said you liked him bruh
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August 24th, 2015, 8:24 pm #34

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I hope someone gets that reference...

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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

August 25th, 2015, 4:39 am #35




Hmmmm...







BLEUGH!





Oh fuck not this joke again



Uh...Hey there?



Now with 20% more purple hair!
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Basically stuff I can actually reply to

So go do that.

@BubbleTea Thank you! He shall be missed and served as leftovers and yeah that Espurr has dem demon eyes...

@Hazard But they're probably bitter rivals! My character would not survive in prison. Certainly not a Reborn prison apparently...

@FructusI shall systematically murder all of the future people who gyp me out of that future Gyarados and Mako is now no longer the favorite.

@TheGuru YES! YOU I LIKE!


Let's get this...show? on the road!







Well you see there are two types of pain...




I could give it a rectal exam if you want?










I guess it is...the only normal looking gym i've seen so far...










That was a reference to something I think



But i have no idea what...





Fucking earthbending kids...



Wait a minute...1st reincarnation?

How long have Team Meteor been active?

And they use a lot of different types too?

Is there a beat-all type in this game?

Questions for later.





You have a unique sprite. I need to talk to you.







Dibs.









Well we could make a raft,use a flying type,freeze it if any of your guys have any ice moves...



A poison type could feasibly cross it too but it's not like a aggressive homosexual with stupid hair who specifies in that type is just going to show up...





GAWD FUCKING DAMMIT!





Hey everyone! It's a shiny Sonic the Hedgehog!







This is a pier.

We can literally go no lower above sea level.



Exactly!







Oh well SORRY for being a foreigner.





Are you still on about that?

It's been 2 minutes best give up love.







Sunset? Cain it's like...



Uhhhhh...




10:40 pm. No sunset for you.



THIS ISN'T MY PHONE WRAPPED IN A SOCK SHUT UP!
















YEP! HE DOES THIS!








*one quick google later*

Pikachu's Rescue adventure?





Trust us! This pool of sludge is totally bouyant! I promise.



Huh...guess it works





Really? "Fantastic"? That's the word you'd use?

I can tell you're easily impressed Amaria.





Don't you fucking look at me as you say that.






Now come to me my free Water starter...





Get back here and LOVE ME YOU FUCKER!





What the hell Amaria? I CALLED DIBS!

DON'T BREAK THE POKE-RULES!










This is your definition of cute?

wait then am i ugly?







BUT WHERE WILL WE FIND A TRAINER ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE!?!






Sure a friendly harmless "spar"





TOTAL FUCKING ANNIHILATION !



Ugh his fringe is too punk goth for punk goth.



First one down!



I'd be confused too if someone who sucks this bad is a trainer.



"NAUT" it's lucky day!

Hee hee.



No "Nido" throw a fit Cain.




I'm ignoring that



END THAT TRAITOR ARACHNE!





Hmm this might be troublesome...



Very troublesome!

C'mon Arachne don't lose to this clown nosed shit!









Clever girl...






You know it!



WAIT NO!







Dead in 10...maybe 20 minutes...






We're like this.









See you then dear.




Is that a door?

Damn i really want to see what's in there.



In a rock? Why not?







HEAL YOU PINK SHIT!




Great a Skitty that likes Scat music...



Or you know , me?





Grandma's tired of your shit boy.

So she gave it to me.





Hey b0ss!



Oh i will...








Might as well cameo the box 'mon in case you're interested in those losers...



Alright let's go find Flo and Amaria.





YOU! I WAS WARNED ABOUT YOU IN EPISODE 2!

DRUGS ARE BAD BOYS AND GIRLS.

Nah man i'm fresh out...





Waitng for widdle ol' me?




Oh with a capital C? Must be the HM then.



TMX1? Oh so i can forget it whenever?



Amethyst you spoil me.



Eh in a minute I want to use the daycare



Bout time you did something other than almost drown.





Hi can you raise my cannon fodder back-up Pokemon?







Uh excuse me?






What you gonna do? Strike them down and hope they're Jedi?






WHO THE FUCK AM I TO YOU PEOPLE?


Apparently the Day care couple are assholes in this game...

Guess i need to improve my rep by clearing the vines?



Sickle loves me at least



It's all yours Plush.



Don't think i checked down this alleyway yet...




BUT TORKOAL'S ARE A NOTORIOUSLY IMPATIENT POKEMON!



that interrogator fucking lied



Oh this can't be good...










Bad doggies.





I did it!




Damn right it is.



Good as name as any.

Fuck it , back to the plot.







Any reason you couldn't have done this?



After you ladies.






The fuck are they doing?








Maybe they just...uh...found a basket of cute kittens and are being cuddled to death?

Nothing sinister about that...






Ulp it's something sinister.







Yeah hi. So I have a couple questions?



What is that?



Who are you?



And why are Florina and Amaria tied up?





Hehehehehe...



Oh Uh...



Release them you fiend!

but do it slowly





Hi there unique looking villain!

I look forward to thwarting all of your plans for the entire game!









Hello?

Wait what?











Okay..."massive arbor ball"



Now can I have the name of your leaders,their home address and documents detailing every inch of your organization and goals?

Pretty please?







Oh shit we doing this?





Let's go then you bitch...bastard...hmm...



Freaky Friday Fuck-up?

Only with 3 people in one body?





OH GOD



WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH IT'S FACE?

AND IT'S ARMS?

WHAT THE FUCK?



How will i stop this Mutant behemoth?





WHOOPS NEVERMIND IT WAS A PUSSY





Nice my first non-starter evolution.






Bet they still suuuck~




Must of been a pretty shit Tangrowth then.










Oh it's over. You fuckers aren't going anywhere.




Apparently you are.

And apparently I let you pack up your heavy device of mass destruction.

God damn it game.







Then you are easily impressed.

Me? Very bored.






Hah way to simplify it Amaria.





Yeah at first they were just scamps blowing up train stations now they're serious



Send me barreling at them?





See you around Amaria.







See you then good looking.



Now let's see what the grass has to offer me?








I don't give a "hoot"



Love me some Bryan Cranston.



Empty house? An event is sure to follow.





OH GURRRLLL I AM WITH YOU THERE!

ALL THESE TRAIN BOMBINGS AND ECOLOGICAL DISASTERS ARE MESSING WITH MY STUDYING TOO



Take a hike bitch.



Hey the region's department store!






Ooooohhh this looks good.





It wasn't.

Pompous asshats...


Maybe a quick peek before we end the show?



BAD PLAN



Be more careful Plushy...





STOP SUCKING ZIGGER!








DUUUURRRR HOW DO I VIDEO GAME U GUYZ?




Well with that high-brow humor I guess we'll call it a wrap eh gang?



Actually one more thing...







What the fuck do you want from me old lady?



I think i'd rather give you old farts brain aneurysms with my presence.





Fuck



Guess I'm beating up an elderly couple viewers!

It's pretty standard fare for this show.





Wait a fucking minute...






Ohhhhhhhh...






IT'S FUCKING GRANT AND JANIS EVERYBODY!!!





I like how the player character is slowly realising they are't nice old people.






They were not a challenge.






I thought we first met when you tried to steal Plushy...

Oh well i ploughed through a lot of Meters that day.







Lucky no one ever came back to check on their pokemon huh?






Bet it was in that empty house!

They probably have a secret basement there or something.





I don't think they know how it works.

I mean most are mammals and they lay eggs?

Madness.



So spelled wrong?





But they DO relent boys and girls so it's okay.










Well we might as well end it on a high note

Anything to say random Npc?





Fantastic!

Make sure to comment about that profound statement.



See you fuckers around eh?



















Jesus 369 images?

What the fuck was i doing?




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August 25th, 2015, 6:00 am #36

That is entirely too much effort for a Magikarp (yes I missed an update sue me)

I was so pissed when I not only didn't get the Oshawatt but the Oshawatt chose the most annoying character ever to be its Trainer. Stop propositioning us, Cain, it's getting weird

Nice job with the Pulse Tangrowth, that monstrosity took me FOREVER. But I also used an Arbok to do most of the hard work so. Yeah.

Sidenote: I like your Team Rocket shirt :3
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August 26th, 2015, 8:31 pm #37



Then Florina leaned in close and whispered into Sean's ear "I require ample amounts of "fertilizer"..."



...



GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!



Click it baby...



Hey there and welcome back to the BEST show on the internet!

All the rest are copying me okay?

Sean is not what he seems
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He never stops either...nothing can stop the sexual harassment...

Ah i took the wuss route and spammed Night shade cause Tangrowth couldn't hurt Arachne

I also read your nuzlocke and you also made the CatDog joke about Fern. You are awesome for it.

My fashion sense i blasting off at the speed of light!


Last time Janis and Grant shouted their shit at us and stole the Day-care couple

Who are probably in this empty house





Okay...not what i was hoping for but it's alright...

Kinda wish I had a bigger key prop though



I think the Coral Ward had locked warehouse so let's try them.





Got it in one.





Son of a bitch.





It...sound like a lot of panting and moaning...






N-No...



Just you two in here huh?

Making..."strange noises"?

ew





Who never asked for them back in quite a few weeks




Team Meteor really can't keep secrets can they?





How does immediately sound?






Try to make him SUCK less.

And maybe a few swimming lessons too.



Hmmm...who else should i leave in?





How about you Selina?








Uhhh....



Ooookay then...



For one of them maybe...



Gambling time blokes and broads!



Nice to see slots back in a Pokemon game.

And then there was this shit.






SORRY WHAT?

I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY SHITTY BEARD AND MY THE SMITH'S ALBUM

WANNA VAPE WITH ME?





Thanks! I thought that joke was good too!





Pretty decent healing item early on...





Hmmmm I don't really like any of these Pokemon...

Oh well on with the quest!



Oh hey a trainer.





Let's see if Cranston has what it takes





Jesus fucking Christ...worst flying type ever...



A real Pokemon does it in one hit.





Oh no Cranston is in trouble...





Oh no Cranston is dead. My heart can't bear the pain...





I will totally miss you best Pokemon ever...




Huh...all eggs in this game have different patterns...



Thanks Lady!



Well okay.



Look! I "see-d" second gym!

that was bad even for me

















































BEST BUDDY FERN!



Really? I would of thought you'd hear it on the grapevine

Geddit?

Because trees?





I'll let my fire monkey and box cutter bug be the judge of that





Oh this should be good...round 2 then?




Oh you pussy-ass...








Hahaha the jackass who hid from me behind a metal door says I'm not worthy.

And then he forces me to beat the shit out of every student in school no doubt damaging their pride severely.

BRILLIANT PLAN FERN!



Oh those rivals with their ridiculous ego and denial syndrome.


Nooo you're thinking of someone else outrageously handsome.




Hmmm swanky...got their own Pokemon center and everything...

Explains why this ward doesn't have one then...









DURRRR HOW DO I BOOK U GUYZZZ?





So you're a bitch huh?



Such a bitch...



I always knew Fern was just playing hard to get.

Oh god I'm sounding like Cain now...



It is but hey this is how i get to Florina.






I never understood why the casino doesn't provide one of these to every newcomer...

Maybe Game freak want to show how bad gambling is by some guy claiming it ruined his life?

Hmm...but then why have it at all?

Fuck it , we're moving on.



Ooohh this room's bigger than the rest...

All these read-able bookshelves...



OOOOOH TV!



Speak to me magic box...








God dammit Fern...





Who has a legacy of fucking dime a dozen grass pokemon?

If it were Dragons i'd understand






Sorority? I thought this was a high school?

And Julia graduated?

Madness.

Anyway basically she has a Cradily to stop bug and fire types.

Fat lot of good that'll do against Mako.

Guess i should read the book case now.





Don't think I've heard of her yet...







Huh...a gaint middle finger to all RPG protagonists



What kind of person buys a diary and only writes "HA! I knew you'd look at this random creep! Now let me give you a lecture about ethics"



I have a feeling I'm not going to get along with this girl.


This is Amaria's diary now...






Nnngh...when someone contemplates that stuff it's never good...








Well...fuck...that's depressing...




Oooooohhh what has she written about me?























*sniff* Right...okay...one more super sad diary to go guys...





OH FUCK NO!





MAKO KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!



T-that's a bit too much fire buddy...

Mako?



OH YOU SON OF A-





BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!















It's okay folks! It can't really hurt me!





OH SHIT!







Uh-Oh Spagetti-o's?



Let's just get out of here okay?





Hmm there's a knowledge puzzle further on in the gym...



Fuck it for now.

I'm going gambling.







C'mon papa needs a new pair of Arbok hide shoes...





Guess I'll have to make do with Zigzagoon hide shoes...

Let's try the Voltorb Flip tables...





It's basically just Pokemon themed Minesweeper...



Shit.



BOOOM!!!

WHO DESIGNS A GAME LIKE THIS?







I made 100 coins.



Not a very long episode huh?

Welp nothing much happened this episode really

I spent most of it going through girl's diaries...

But maybe it was necessary to the plot so I can blame Amethyst?



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August 26th, 2015, 11:02 pm #38

Oh boy, the beginning of this update was pretty amusing. :v:

Fern is such a dick.

Those diary entries (except Julia's) are rather depressing. :ohdear:
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August 27th, 2015, 4:46 am #39

Hey, Night Shade spam is a hell of a lot easier than relying on chip damage and resistance.

That joke is just too easy.

I'm still raging at that scene with Fern. Every time you think he can't be a bigger asshole, he finds a way to go above and beyond. Prick.

All the super sad, depressing diaries... aaaaaand Julia. At least she'll be pleased with the "boomies". Also sorry about getting emotionless-zoned by Florinia. Feels bad man.
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August 27th, 2015, 6:33 am #40

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What's that supposed to mean?
Pfffft. Okay, dammit, I laughed. You have my attention. Good run so far! Also, hey, at least Team Meteor are kinda dumb. Should make for easy pickings...

...right...?
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