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Turtleboi
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Joined: May 10th, 2014, 12:18 pm

March 31st, 2016, 10:52 pm #181

Next Time...

Sean will hopefully conquer the crazy cultist El and hi clan of Coo-coo for cocoa puffs!
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

April 1st, 2016, 9:48 am #182

Everyone died.

The end.
That was a top tier April fools joke.

Well...not really...

Okay here's the real next episode...



It'll make sense later on...embarrassing sense...
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@NickCrash - Oh I getcha now...Well...I've long passed the point of no return in Agate but thanks for the info!


@Damage - Why must she hurt us so? Why?


@Dragon116 - Whenever this game ends and I'm the Champion I'm forcing Ame to build a statue in her (and my honour)


@Skullkin - You're right. Guess I'll just have to put up with it.
Major kudos on that idea It's really cool!


@Gaunt - It is rather awesome.
Well Craudberry had some money lying around so...she "invested" in me.


@Genesis - I'm the drug dealer Reborn needs...but not the one it...deserves? Not a very long wait this time. SEE YOU IN MAY FUCKER.
I was tired of playing Snakewood the moment I turned it on. And my god no. I'd like to have a relaxing game next thanks.
Pokemon Rejuvenation can't be too bad right?
It's a mysteryyyyyy...


@Xrada - Ahhh you ruined the "mysteryyyyyy" considering how many psychics I have/had you can guess which one.


@nepata100 - Fight me.


@Foamy - I intended for Snakewood to be like that. But that went out the fucking window when the demons showed up.
Yep...but it wasn't whittled down over time like the Walking dead...my best characters got killed in the space of two fucking episodes...
Pretty much killed me inside but hey...I do it for the fans
god how I hate the fans


@Dragon116 - The only one I care about now is Davos Seaworth. Put him on the damn throne already!

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@wedward45 - NO. NOT NICE. ME MEAN!
Fern hasn't shown up in a good while in game actually...maybe he's dead?


@Bookwormgal - Gonna try and keep up the streak after the last few episodes broke my soul.


@Rapunzel - Now watch me ignore all of them and keep them in a much cozier cell!
HERO!
Yeah I'm still not sure what he meant...Bennett is all red a black not green...


@Turtleboi - Yeah! Not like anything EXTREMELY ANNOYING will happen!




Right enough dicking about!

Time to save Luna from that scum-bastard El!



Huh?

But I walked into a building didn't I?

Didn't expect to go straight into the city walls...



Glowy rock gave me a few shards but nothing else





I went and bought some after whomping Craudberry

So why not use it here?

although this "blast powder" is a bit..."sparklier" than I thought it would be...



Why the commas?

Unless...





Yeah...best not...







OH GOD WHERE AM I????



Hah...hah...I think I'm good now...

Don't do drugs kids.

Although I really hope no kids actually watch this show...





And there's our lovable idiot who just left the fucking door open for me.

What a swell gu-





Wha-



You-



I...uh...see you have company over Bennett!

Well don't mind me I'll just be leaving now then okay?

Oka-



Shit.






...



Well fucking played game.

I actually thought he WAS stupid enough to do that.

You got me good.







Hey man it's not about the bugs.

It's your hair. It defies gravity.

This isn't a god-damn anime you know.

and your personality but we'll get to that






Because people with bright futures always start out by joining a "magic deer" cult that likes kidnapping young girls for their jewelry

Flawless logic there mate.







NOT LIKE THERE'S A MANAGER IN CHARGE OF THAT OR ANYTHING!!!

I'm fairly sure all you need to become part of the Reborn league is either a history of criminal activities or be off your rocker.

El here happens to have both.








Ohhhh there's another mention of the ritual...

And now it's even worse with the "purification" part

Does nobody else's "bad touch" radar light up when he said that?




Yes.

That little nuisance that's torn his way through a region-wide terrorist cell, kept the Macguffins from you and...oh yeah!

BEAT YOUR FUCKING GOD INTO THE GROUND!




...



Well I'm all for the first half of that procedure.

Shit can I sign up for it too?






...



...



Awww...






























I WANT MY PHONE CALL YOU BASTARDS!

I'M GONNA CALL...

SHIT I DON'T HAVE ANYONE WHO'D CARE ENOUGH TO BAIL ME OUT!





I'll just bide my time then.

I've got a bookcase in here at least...





Ugh...what was I expecting really?

Harry Potter?









From what I can tell that means to be born of Arceus?

Maybe?

It's a dead language for a reason after all.






Uhhhh hey there?

I'm the Derogatory Trainer.

No doubt you've heard the stories about me.





That's...really sad and all pal but I'm not in this city to tackle hunger and poverty.

I'm here to tackle magic cats and the like.






Uhhh I'd take it with a grain of salt if I were you Randall.

Well...maybe a ton of salt.

It's utter bullshit is what I'm saying.




Well there's no need to go back to the candy...



When the candy can come to you!

Now say my name.





Uh no they left.

Also I get you're from "the streets" and all but even you have to know that "rightly" isn't...well the right thing to say there.









Ha!

Now that's a good use of a Klefki!

Almost wish I had one.

Meh...it's not like I'd get to use it like that anyway...






I'll say.

But I'm willing to bet it's more due to this cult's incompetence than luck.






Like what?







FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT











Thanks mate.

You're a true diamond in the rough.





Hmph.

He wasn't kidding about them being a Mukload...



I think I know what I have to do though.





Commencing Virtuous Mission!



What a thrill~



With darkness and silence through the night~



What a thrill~



I'm searching and I'll melt into you~



What a fear in my heart~



But you're so supreme~



I give my life~



Not for honour, but for youuu~

Snake Eater...



In my time there'll be no one else~



Crime, It's the way I fly too youuu~

Snake Eater...



I'm still in a dreeeeeeaaaammm Snake Eater~



Awww...














Well that impromptu music number made sneaking through easier.

Let's go save Luna!

Something I've been saying far too much lately...





FUCK! I JINXED IT!






Is this not the way to the Sanctum?

How did they all miss me when they passed by?



Well no need to look a gift horse in the mouth.

I'll try the side rooms I didn't go through earlier.



Shit.

Maybe the right is open?



Shit.

Books.

RELIGIOUS BOOKS.



Best take off my cool bandana and get reading then...

whaddya mean it's a scarf?






Someone should notify the Catholic church that El's been ripping off their shit.

Although I imagine the copyright ran out a good few thousand years ago.




Six?






Wait what?

What the fuck are gold and ivory?

Topaz and Diamond?



There's two MORE of these Macguffins?

But...who has them...and why haven't they been mentioned before now in this missable book?

Maybe I'm reading too much into this?

I hope so cause it's making me genuinely worried...




I figure the numbers at the end are important somehow...

The rest of them are mostly mumbo jumbo anyway





Well I guess that's where El got his "cure" from.

Wonder who life to the lost refers to...

I hope it's Sickle.



WHOAAAAA



I think Arceus needs to fucking chill!

There's some risky stuff in these books...



At least that was the last of them...



But now I need to find a way through this gate...thing...





Make me, fucker.





GAH!

I'll repent if you turn down your fucking lights!



It's also nice to not be beaten into the ground.

...

It's a shame what's about to happen.





Eons passed...visions of eons...



Ah yes I believe that is Arceus 38-27?



Bingo.



I've got it all memorized by heart you see.

...

That and I've taken pictures.

I've never been more glad that I'm doing a screenshot run.



Just gonna scoot past this guy...

And then accidentally run into him on my way back of course.



Bing.






I definitely remember this one anyway...





I've only got one more statue to go so I think I'll go heal my team before I solve it just in case.






Ah jeez this guy thinks he's mugging me.

Joke's on him, I'm broke!

Haha!

...

ha...





HE TOOK MY DRUGS?!?



oh you do not mess with my product





I won't have one in a few minutes...




Spike?



Break his legs.







Thank you for returning my "product"

And by now I think most of my viewers know where this faux-politeness is going.



One for the money.



And two for the show.

Have a nice day.

























Well with cold blooded murder out of the way let's go sa-

No.

I'm fucking sick of saying that.

Let's fuck up El's plans!





Curses. A climbable gate!

My one weakness!

Mild exercise!



Oh noooooo...

Which one is the real Spi-



Oh yeah. The one closest to me...



Anyway put in the code and...volia!





I don't know how I'm seeing this but the room through that wall just got brighter.



OH SHIT.



DAMN! I knew it'd be bad but freaking chains?



Fimupdent you might say...



Why am I making jokes?

This is actually quite distressing...





Don't worry Luna! The hero has arrived!

I mean I took my time but here I am!

Heroically!







Ew no!

I don't want to watch him!






Ohhhhh I didn't see the full stop there.



Oh hi Cain!

Glad you aren't dead!



I'm fairly sure you can guess what the beginning of that sentence was...







I know right?

It's like a nerdy Saiyan crossed with emo kid hair dye.

'S not a great look.





Remember what happened last time you said that?

Let's recap shall we?

-FLAAAAAAAAASSHHHHHHBAAAAAACCCKKKK-



HERDYGERDYFLIBAFLABADINGALINGMCWHOPWHOPADOODONG!



Translation : Go fuck yourself.

-FLAAAAAAAAASSHHHHHHBAAAAAACCCKKKK TO THE PREEEESSSSSSEEEEENNNTTTT-





Uhhhh...no?

I'm extremely certain Bennett doesn't have it in him to slice Cain's throat.

So yeah I'll be stopping you now.

Elite 4 be damned!






Again, could we keep just the first half?

'Cause both our lives would be better if we forgot that cunt.





She likes DARK Pokemon mate. You can't convince her otherwise.




Uhhh...



ANYTIME YOU WANT TO JUMP IN AND STOP THIS ME!





DON'T JUST FUCKING STAND THERE!

DAMMIT GAME LET ME INTERVENE! CAIN'S LIFE ISN'T IN DANGER!

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING ME BA-



What? Who said that?


...no...







...







...again...



HE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN! HE FORCED ME ON A WILD FUCKING GOOSE CHASE THAT I HAD LITERALLY NO NEED TO GO ON! HE COULD HAVE FUCKING DONE THE SAME EXACT THING BACK IN THE FUCKING HOLE IN THE GROUND BUT NOOOOOO HE NEEDS TO PROVE HOW FUCKING COOL AND SMART HE IS WITH HIS BULLSHIT DEUS EX MACHINA GARDEVOIR ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME! WHY AM I EVEN HERE HUH? IS THERE ANY REASON FOR ME TO EVEN BE IN THIS GAME? CAUSE ALL I SEEM TO DO IS JUST SHOW UP AND WATCH OTHER PEOPLE DO EVERYTHING IMPORTANT FOR ME! I'M NOT EVEN INVOLVED IN THIS FUCKING PILE OF SHIT!
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


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...

...

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Look.

I know I lost my cool there but it's a valid argument I'm bringing forth.



I understand why I can't use Pokemon to my advantage outside battle.

First of all this game would be much shorter if I could tell Mako to break everyone's neck and loot their badge.

(I mean I wouldn't even do that in the first place because I like battles)

And I get villians being able to screw me over because...well they're the bad guys! They're supposed to cheat.

But don't make literally everybody besides me be able to do it! It makes everything I do look incredibly insignificant in the game.

Like Cain using his Nidoking to push roadblocks out of the way or Radomus literally having a "You Win" button with Teleport.

(Kiki trying to destroy the PULSE was badass though so that one gets a pass)

It stops me from enjoying the game as much as this game deserves to be enjoyed!

And it is does deserve to be enjoyed, it's honestly the best Pokemon game in existence. Even with the sometimes questionable cast of characters.



But what do I know? I'm no expert on game design or anything but it's just how I feel.

So...let's get back to this extremely annoying part of this episode and...just survive it...

Okay rant over. Let's go!





Life's tough bucko.





Oh look! I'm being given something to fucking do.

What fun.










We all having fun with these overlapping conversations?

I know I am!









What not going to stop him Radomus?

I mean it's only a crucial key to unlocking an eldritch beast that can destroy the whole region.

Surely you would use your cheaty power to stop him right?

No?







Are you two STILL having a fucking argument over there?



RRRRRRRRRR



RAAAGHHH!

Daenerys Targaryen eat your heart out.









OOF!

Fucking hell Gardevoir...that was brutal...






HAHAHAHAHA WHAT???

Fucking hell I almost feel bad for Bennett now.

Even his boss is fucking ganging up on him...



Hahahaha...oh that was too fucking good...







Haha really?

You're getting all offended now?

After all you've done and all we've said you get offended by the gentlest of insults?







Took the words right out of my mouth...please stop...I can't like you...






The ones who don't let her fall into these kind of situations because they had the bright idea to bring El into their castle?

I mean really what was the point in that? Not to get the Amethyst pendant back that's for sure.

You could have taken it off him while he was unconscious after all.

Look I'm ranting again...god I hate this man...







Oh my god....



HOW ARE YOU STILL BELIEVING THAT?

He says it himself that you're not his daughter!

Get over it already!





...



He better mean old friend in the sarcastic sense or else I'm going to stab him...



Nnnnggghhhh...don't want to be...part of the problem...



Sigh...let's just get out of here...






































HHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH

URGE...TO KILL...RISING...






Don't even pretend like I had anything to do with your rescue.

All I did was show up to witness this game's blatant favouritism to a hat wearing bitch and his fucking humanphile Gardevoir.





"We'll endanger you and deny any familial bond with you but that's a little different right?"




Mmmmmnnnn...normally I'd laugh in your face but you did sacrifice yourself for me so I'll try to be nicer.

but it's never gonna happen with me around




Would it really be so bad if he killed you?

Or me? Just so you'll fuck off already?







I'm guessing you haven't see how I...redecorated...the place then?




Lead?

What lead?








Well there's one bright side to this hell of an episode dear viewers...



THAT'S THE LAST WE'LL SEE OF RADOMUS FOR THE REST OF THE GAME!

mainly because it's still unfinished

BUT STILL!

I WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANYMORE MORONIC "I'M SO SMART" BULLSHIT EVER AGAIN!

THAT'S A WIN IN MY BOOK!







NO!

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE LUNA!



IT'S BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SHARE WITH THE FUCKING CLASS THAT I SPENT 4 EPISODES CLEANING UP AFTER HIS MESS!

AND DURING HIS "SECRET-KEEPING" 7 OF MY POKEMON DIED! FUCK HIM, FUCK GARDEVOIR AND FUCK EVER MENTIONING THAT CUNT AGAIN!!

ALRIGHT!?!?




Ughhhhh...why is everything pain?

I think I understand why Corey took a swim in some asphalt now...



Now let's steer this conversation AWAY from that prick okay?







Pffffff..fucking hell Cain...hahaha...






No. But I'm afraid of some stuff that might murder me in the dark.

Like wendigos. I played Until Dawn and fuck me those things are terrifying and tragic at the same time.

So yeah. I'm afraid of Wendigos.

What was the question again?



Well I answered correctly at least.






I...you...why...





Luna.

This is a buttplug.

Why are you giving me...a buttplug?




Nope. Sorry. I'm a moron.







Have you tried using these buttplugs?

Oh god what did I just ask this girl to try?







I thought YOU of all people would be excited by the free buttplugs!






Oh yeah...the sleeping spell on them or something...

Best guess is it's Team Meteor.

Those rascals are always up to some shenanigans.





Bye Cain!

See you in episode...39 I guess?





Well then...



...



I wonder what would happen if I went back inside?



Everyone abandoned the base somehow...okay...



...

That sacrificial table is just asking to be touched...





OH GOD!

I forgot about this creepy thing!





It's kind of odd how when all the candles light up the room get's darke-





GAAAAAAHHHH! NOT ANOTHER RECURRING GAG!?!






Uhh okay?

I mean I really should have seen where the whole soul candle thing was going...

Meh shut up and get in my balls.






Well Mr.Candles...I hope you like the box 'cause with Kiki and Mako nearly on permanent rotation it's unlikely you'll see the sun ever again...



Sooooo...



I guess we'll call it quits there then?

So...this episode...



It was fun to write for but not fun to experience.

And we can pretty much consider it filler because I could have avoided it and it probably would have resolved itself.

At least I won't have to see Radomus again.

not until the game gets updated anyway...



See you next time ya bunch of clowns!


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Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
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April 1st, 2016, 4:27 pm #183

Fun fact Teleport is quite broken in this game when come to solving puzzle. Nearly all the outdoor puzzle have to be recoded because someone trolling it using teleport.
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Conqueror of the Eterna Gym
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Joined: August 7th, 2013, 2:20 pm

April 1st, 2016, 4:46 pm #184

This was an interesting update, mostly because of your random rant in the middle. And the girl is saved, even if a certain jerk and his teleporting Pokémon could have saved everyone a lot of trouble. Keep up the great work.
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Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
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Joined: December 3rd, 2015, 7:29 pm

April 1st, 2016, 5:34 pm #185

I would say that their are a lot of good hacks like blaze black.
When I tried it with a water starter, I wiped on the first gym.
huh.
You like this?
Is it a good bread, bad filling problem?
Completed runs - undocumented alpha sapphire psychic monolocke.
Ongoing: Star wars Emerald run
Personality: This autistic teen is a complete Noob, who likes to think they has a discerning taste in nuzlockes. Expect they to circle the forums like a vullaby, and to give very long comments. Please don't be offended if you find they uncultured. This Pok?mon is known to use many tactic to dissuade people from social interaction such as excessive rambling, and is occasionally considered even more effective than the stench of a stunky. However, it is thought than when not grumpy, It is a very socialble creature.
Basically, I talk to much and get a weird thrill from posting exceedingly long comments. Don't feel obliged to read them.
Yeah, See sentence two of personality again because you don't understand how long they are.
I spoiler my comments now. Feel free to skip them as they may be very long.
Feel free to PM me about bryssruns or Erfleverse.
Pokemon super mystery dungeon dex: 528 out of 720.
Currently hoarding screenies of a silver randomized run.
if you haven't already, read / watch / listen to ALL DOCTOR WHO EVER! You won't regret it.
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Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
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April 1st, 2016, 10:52 pm #186

Strange days when Cain is the least annoying person in the room.
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
-Havelock Vetinari
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

April 10th, 2016, 6:02 pm #187



Well I think we've waited long enough don't you?





Oh it means what you know it means...

MOON PRISM POWER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QUFP_RSCxA












And Luna doesn't have a chance in hell against us now!

Let's DO this!



If you couldn't tell by my profile pic I'm in love with this show...and the villain...
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@NickCrash - Ah but episode 16 hasn't been released yet! For all we know Radomus could have died.
Horribly and Painfully.


@Gaunt - For the Lulz? But yeah I'm getting sick of Radomus telling us to go save something he could just take 10 seconds to do himself.
Not happening. I filled my quota of painful losses for this season I think.


@Dragon116 - Don't worry it wasn't that good according to SOME people. *coughcoughguybelowyoucoughcough*


@YingYang9705 - Must look underneath the underneath...
Only the very bad ones have that like White Knight Chronicles where your avatar is just in the background and never contributes.
For two whole games.
Oh D&D right? Never played it but I might give it a go. (Gonna complain about the graphics the whole time though)


@Sejiren - Heh...he couldn't find the door. I'd like to imagine that but I doubt it. He just like stealing all the glory for himself.
Sure Cain gets captured a lot but he does help in fights and he doesn't have a Instant Win button like Radomus.
Arceus was bullshit and I hate El for it but I still hate Radomus more 'cause he forced me into it and didn't even help.


@webobo - I've already entered Agate so it's too late for that now.
Well get ready for an overload of them on this episode.
Meh they'll always be Buttplugs on this Nuzlocke. Now and Forever.


@DerogatoryTrainer - Hey man. I think you're really cool and handsome.


@Damage - It is kind of funny isn't it? I was laughing especially hard when Sickle died. That was hilarious...


@Genesis - Nothing but exasperation for her. Maybe hatred. Certainly not like what we've seen recently.
Man you're just going to love the inevitable hiatus if you can't go two weeks without an episode.
Ah well the series I do during that time will probably tide you over.

It's 12 episodes a season mate, same as the others.
I have 4 episodes of season 5 and then I hit the end of episode 15.
And yeah you will. I need it to come out to fill Season 5 up.

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Thanks I guess?
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@wedward45 - I think he's just after growing on me...like a mold...


@jirachi - And then you've got Snakewood at the other end of the scale. It'll be a coin toss between a few hacks and one other game.
I do like this. Despite everything I've never had a Nuzlocke where I got so attached to my Pokemon.
It's more of a good filling, bad crust kind of problem. Like the majority of it is fun but some..."elements" are not.


@Bookwormgal - I hope it's the good kind of interesting...Well I wouldn't call it random after I've been complaining about it so much...
I broke some chains. That's literally all I did that episode storywise.
Thank you!


@Robin - Ha! I know!
I remember some guy telling me how he teleported out of that Nuzleaf cage and had to fall back into the hole to progress through the game


Before we fight Luna we have to make one pit stop...





Okay first off, that is adorable and I never want it to stop.

Secondly , your moveset is garbage right now.

I mean who even uses Helping Hand?



Awwwww yisssss.

This is going to destroy some fools.



And we might as well get this in case it can ruin Luna's Field effect

Because as sure as I am of our victory...I really don't want to lose anymore Pokemon to the area.



Seriously this whole route 1 area has been a nightmare.

I can't wait to never come back here.





That's wiiilllldddd maaaannnnnn...



I guess this is the tree Luna mentioned?

Luckily the fire only spread toward's Radomus' castle.



Wouldn't you know it?

There was a secret entrance!

I feel like Alice in Wonderland!




Although she definitely had a harder time finding the exit...

Anyway...



...



I know what I have to do...

But I really don't want to...



Sigh... here goes...something...



Ehhhhhhhhhh...



OH GOD WHY DID IT SQUISH???

WHY WOULD SHE MAKE THESE???



Yeah I bet it did...the slut...



Well good thing I brought a lean mean fighting machine with me then eh?

Spike?



Yeah yeah enough posturing.

Break it down already!




...

...

...



Whoa man I thought it didn't "stand a chance"?

Remember that?

From 5 seconds ago?



Well it took him two tries but at least it's clear...

What mysteries await us deeper in the caves?

Only time will tell...



And that time is right now.

Also what the fuck?





So...this cave is extremely creepy with its entirely black walls...

And its...white edges...

Right.

I'm getting the fuck out of here.

















Iolia valley...

Actually quite a pretty place once you get past the evil black cave.



It's even got a nice little river and waterfall...



and more buttplug rocks...



They probably don't mention these on the tourist brochure...



Oh boy I get to watch Spike struggle some more.



I don't think these caves have any Pokemon in them...

Maybe the Geodude here are all shiny black?

That'd be cool.





This place is quite big actually.

Trust Luna to make this difficult for me.

She's her father's daughter alright...





Squiiiiiiish~

...

I really hope I'm not starting to enjoy this...



Monochrome cave again...



And it's a dead end.

But free item at least?

And a loot stone!



All I got the first time were a shard and an Iron Ball

...



I got another Iron Ball the second time too...






EW!

GODAMMIT LUNA DON'T JUST LEAVE THESE LYING ABOUT!

AND WHAT THE HELL ARE GREEN CRYSTALS?



These apparently.

I had to click a few of them 'cause I can't see the colour green that well.



So they turn the green bushes into cold crystals?

Wonder what Florinia would have to say about that...

Man it's been ages since I saw her...wonder how she's doing?



Really?



FRAGILE GLASS!

C'mon man you punched a giant steel snake yesterday!

This small cluster can't be harder than that!




This is starting to get tedious...






The fuck are you doing here?

Come to hide behind El's robes again?







Well that's a worthy goal and I'd be only to happy to help you.



But as much as it really, really, REALLY pains me to say...

Radomus, that piece of shit, son of a bitch, mother fucking asshole...

Isn't as bad to Luna as you creepy fucks with your chains and pentagrams.

oof that was hard to do...






Yeah that's not happening.



I really don't trust you around Luna bug-boy.

So I'm going to follow you and make sure you don't do anything untoward to her.

That and the badge.

Badge is important too.
















Little black caaaaavvveeee of darkness~






Right I'm getting worried about how many of these things I'm finding around this place.

Very worried.

But enough about Little Miss Darker than Black's possible fetishes...



Time for more of this nonsense!





Fuck!

Didn't expect that to happen at all.



*STOMP* *STOMP*



Seems stable anyway.

Despite it making no sense whatsoever.

Well it would if it was just ice but I'm not so sure...



Meh...let's keep on moving eh?

Eventually I'll run out of ways to say that.

I probably have already and I'm just reusing the same ones over and over again.

Like "Moving on" and "Aaaaaaanyway"

This shit's hard dudes.




Double Squish!



TRIPLE SQUISH!!!



OVERSQUISH!!!!!!



















That was fun...

Although...



I have no idea where the fuck I am.

Which isn't a bad thing really...I love wandering about places...



But with Bennett buzzing about I should really find Luna...

Imagine if Pokemon had time limits though.

And the story changed depending on if you dicked about the whole way?



It'd be pretty neat.



Have I activated this one yet?



Oh great...here he comes...






Nah man.

She moved to...uh...Kanto.

You should go look for her there!






Fuck no!

I do what I want you little shit!







...



You're sounding an awful lot like a stalker here Bennett...

Moreso than usual.



Ha!



You "implore" me do you?

Well I implore you to bugger off!



And more of Luna's buttplugs...

Great.



It's a good thing I'm picking these up and not Bennett I suppose...

I'd love to see his face when he sees them though...





I'm a liiiittle wary of plugging this crystal...





HOLY SHIT!

WHAT KIND OF POWER DO BUTTPLUGS HOLD!?!?

pffff can't believe I said that...



Luna?

You here?





Hmmmm...

This is the thing that evolves Rhydon right?

I hope I haven't missed my chance to get a Rhyhorn already

I could use another ground type after Al...left...



Uhhh okay?





Hm.



Well aside from some rocks I can phase through there ain't much else here.



No sign of Luna either.

How bloody far does she want me to go to battle her?



I mean this could just be ruse to collect her buttplugs for her...



I promise folks, I won't mention buttplugs again after this episode.



Although that could be because this is the last we'll see of Luna for a long while.



That's not really a bad thing though.

Radomus and Gardevoir are part of that as well.



Neat.





Yet another Psychic type eh?

Jeez...doing a Psychic mono-run must be real easy in this region...



So it's a teleport crystal?

Not some sort of cave warping crystal?

I mean...both could be plausible in this Pokemon world of ours...





Oh ho!

A Light shard!

We know what that means boys and girls!



My prey is near...

Wait no... that's a little too Bennetty for my tastes.

Victory is near!

Yeah. That's more my style.














































Hey Luna. Quite a setup you've got here.

Now before we start I need to warn you about-






That.






OI!

He certainly did not "tag along"

He followed me like a creep.

Don't make it seem like I brought you here you shit.








OH! HE WAS JUST CONFUSED!?!

Totally understandable.

I mean tying a young girl to a pentagram with chains in a room full of hooded religious fanatics is totally a grey area morally

...

Oh wait...

NO IT ISN'T!



Yeah shut up you twit.





...



...





Ugh...we know...no need to bring it up in polite conversation....







Oh boy...what's the dope going to say no-





WHAT?!?!

He can't mean marriage right?

After all he's done? How deluded is he?

also ow my finger





HAHAHA!

REJECTED!

I hope he starts crying...






So you want me to take out the trash?

I can do that.

I can do that reaaaaallll good...



Also you shouldn't leave these lying around.

If Bennett beat me here...

Well it didn't happen so we're good.






I'm fairly sure she's too polite for a "No, Fuck off" rejection.

But she was pretty clear she doesn't give a damn about you.








DING DING DING!

YOU GOT IT IN ONE BUDDY!

YOU'VE JUST WON AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO LOSERTOWN!





YepYepYepYepYepYepYepYepYepYep

I've been thinking it since you joined El.



Bennett...



Have you SEEN me?

...

Look a little harder.



Liiiiittle harder...



There we goooooo.

That's how everyone sees me.

well they've never said so but I assume...





Oh sure.

Here you g-



Waaaaaaiiittt a minute...



Oh you sly fox...you almost had me there with your trickery.

But Mama Trainer didn't raise no fool.



...



...



...



...



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!





Ohhh...ohhhh...

Thanks Bennett. I needed to hear a joke like that...



Let's see how taking it from me works out for you huh?





Nice. It powers up Rock types as well...

At least THAT power up makes sense.

fucking chess pieces




Ah hell that hit harder than I thought...





Buuuut Jazz hit back juuuust a little bit harder



Yeah...I'll give you some magic ice-cream okay?




Kiki's Mystical Fire burnt that bug up real good.



Dustox...not so much...





Hmmm...we both switched huh?

Won't be a problem though





Y'see?

Not even a sweat broken.



I think Jasmine can deal with that.






Okay THAT...is super rapey.

I'm telling your mother.



JESUS FUCKING-



Too fucking close...

Way too fucking close.




If that killed Jazz...they wouldn't even find Bennett's body.






Yep!



Jack shit.





I wouldn't call you that...



I'd call you much worse and much truer things.






Yes, yes and oh SO much yes on the third one.

Keep going. I'm enjoying it.



Ever.







I look forward to it.



And by that I mean the day I rip you and El down from your pedestals and watch you writhe at my feet.

It will give me SOOOOOO much satisfaction to do that.




I'm not you. I don't need luck. It's been nothing but bad lately anyway.





No they won't, fuck you.
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After this fight I swapped some files around and put in a new sprite for Mako that I got Seeker Shia to make.

Y'see originally he was going to lose an arm as well as an eye but it was a bitch to edit his pictures so I didn't do it.

But I still like the sprite and it's going to look like that for the rest of the run.

(It's also funny because I used a Ability Capsule and his Blaze changed to Iron Fist)




















What's the hippety-haps Ame?






I can imagine...this place is a fucking maze.

And the caves are creepy.




Does it dress up like anthropomorphic animals?




But wait! There's more!








OH SURE!

JUST LET ME DRAG THE SUN IN HERE AND IT'LL BE NO PROBLEM EH?



Tenks.





Is this what she means?

I mean Flash isn't unlimited like...



Ah well Snow doesn't need Tail Whip.



...

I don't know why Brainiac is there...



Ah well not like I intend to use him at all in this fight.



...



So this is pretty much a dead end?

...

I am super glad I beat Bennett.



He swore vengeance or something.

It's not important.






Well there's :

1) It's an evolutionary thing from back when we were living in caves because most predators are nocturnal

2) Can't see properly which is a big part of managing our surroundings. I mean cliffs don't light up when you're about to fall of do they?

3)There's the psychological part of darkness being associated with evil

4)Threats we can't see coming like murderers and thieves

5)Wendigos

6)Wendigos

7)Oh my god so many Wendigos.



There you go. Seven reasons off the top of my head.

...

Did I mention Wendigos?






EDGY ALERT!

EDGY ALERT!

BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!

...



Although to be fair, you've had a rough time with a cult that worships the light so I don't blame you for that statement.







Just ask Artorias.

The whole abyss theing didn't go so well for him.





...uh...



Do you mean "Let's fight now"?

Cause I'm all for that anyway...

Don't know about this lost infinity or whatever...



Guess she did!



I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD BATTLE CRY SO I'M JUST GOING TO SCREAM "HOOAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH" OKAY?



Heh nice title there.



Carpenter?

She nicknames her Pokemon?






Yikes...



Guess that's Spike out of commission for the fight...

Also I didn't get it screenshotted but she managed to set up Stealth Rock and is switching to something called "Humpty Dumpty"?



I'm going to assume it's a dark type anyway.



Ugh...Malamar...

How is that thing faster?





This will wreck it!






Oof...so close...and now it's getting even stronger...



Okay let it heal and...





BLAST IT AGAIN SNOW!



Gah!

Try again!



GAH!

I've brought it into the red a few more times so she shouldn't heal it now...

But it's faster than Snow...



...



Snow has Pixellate right?

And that turns Normal moves into Fairy types so...




Alright! It worked!





Ohhh that's a good one. Wish I'd thought of it.

But I suppose you know your Fairy-tales better than me huh?



Bandersnatch? The fuck is a Bandersna-



Wait like from Alice in Wonderland?

The weird spiny thing?

...

Which after googling a picture of it looks kind of like a...





Oh you'll see why soon enough...





I know you can. Make it quick yeah?




ONE PUUUUUUUUNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHHH!

technically it was several punches in a quick succession but whatever





Well that's just making it easy for me.

Also I can't believe it took me this long to notice the Alice in Wonderland theme she's going with.



Ick.






Well way to waste an attack buddy.





...

Shit.



Noooo...



Nonononono...



OH THANK FUCK

This Ampharos is going to give me a heart attack...



It's okay just...3 times in 10 minutes?

Please just hit it this time...my heart can't take another close call like that.



THERE WE GO!

You know, despite lacking in quantity the graphics for some attacks are pretty cool.




Okay she's sending out something called the March Hare so...



Gonna play it safe...ish...





Ah now this thing I can deal with.

Just so happens that Snow is the only one who can Super effect this joker.




Unlucky!




Ahhhh this battle is going really well...





I'm sorry WHAT???



It can't be...

No I suppose it isn't exactly a unique name...






Well at least you're optimistic about losing

Also I've always thought Umbreon was more dog-like than the other Eevee-loutions...

I mean it's counterpart Espeon is a straight up cat like.




That won't do shit!





Dammit Mako!

Get your head in the game!

What would Troy Bolton think?



Which means Mako is now faster...





YES! IT'S OVER NOW!



SUPER OVER!




...



...

What the FUCK is this Umbreon's defense?




Ugh...

Okay one more time?







YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!

MY LOSING STREAK IS OVER!

WE'RE BACK ON TOP BABY!







Didn't get a word of that but thanks all the same.





You were pretty good yourself Luna!

Those nicknames had me guessing there.






DA DA DAA DAAAAAA!!!






Ehhhh...I'll consider it...







I will!

Thanks for the TM!




I could check outside to make sure he's gone if you want?

Ah well I'm fairly sure I picked up all the buttplug keys outside so you should be fine.








See ya Luna!

Thanks for the badge!










































Ahhhhhhhhhhh~

I'm so glad that went well...



Well we beat Luna, got a new badge and level cap and learnt that Bennett is a creep.

Next up is Agate City!

Which won't be for a while because I've got to focus on other things till May.

But hey we had a fun adventure today right?

I didn't even get mad like usual!



I'll see you guys around! Don't forget to leave a reply so I feel can good about wasting my time doing this show!

Byyyyeeeee!

















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April 10th, 2016, 6:55 pm #188

That was a pretty fun and non-aggravating update. Lots of crystal-based puzzles and weird caves. Then you got to beat up a dork with huge hair who likes bugs and a gym leader with an "Alice In Wonderland" theme. Great work.
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April 11th, 2016, 1:08 am #190

One might say you crushed Bennett...

*puts on shades*

...like a bug.
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April 11th, 2016, 1:41 am #191

So, I've joined you in the horrors that are this freaking game. Comparatively, you made the early game look easy. I'll probably be using this as a semi-guide so things aren't quite so awful. Still enjoying everything about this. Sailor Snow needs to continue to wreck everything.
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April 12th, 2016, 9:59 pm #192

Yay! No deaths!
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April 14th, 2016, 6:55 am #193

Thank heavens that went well. And I have to say that I really agree with you on the player powerlessness points...haven't played it myself (YET(ohgodstroubleshootingwhyusoharrrrrd)), but it's pretty clear the game has something of a problem with that sometimes.
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May 7th, 2016, 1:17 pm #194

When we last left our...

"Hero"

He had just beaten the Dark Gym Leader Luna and was heading to Agate City to meet up with his recent friend Cain.




What glorious adventures await The Derogatory Trainer past the city checkpoint?

Friends will be made, enemies shall be destroyed and all with the high-brow humor you've all come to know and love!






Hahahaha...they're all virgins!



I shouldn't have agreed to narrate this garbage...



Is your XXX the best in the universe?
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@webobo - Be graaaaaand. I can catch some up here anyway
Snakewood has raised my edginess tolerance by a good deal. The only good thing to come out of that game I think.

@Chubb - Best Eeveeloution in my opinion. It's so pretty and pink and has little bows made of flesh...ahhh...
Watch as I probably fuck it up amazingly!

@Gaunt - Afterward I realized that her and Mako are the only ones left from Season 1...made myself sad...
Nah...Sylveon is super cute and I can use her to destroy Saphira. Destroy her good.
Tis. Shia did awesome work. Oh god no cause then I'd HAVE to edit in the robot arms
Too much effort.

@YingYang9705 - That'd do it anyway...
So there was a 0% chance for me to get as I'd have to already fight something beforehand...oh well.
I know right?
But it's kind of funny in one aspect as I remember a scene where a princess gets attacked and the main character is just standing in the background, totally cool with the kidnapping.

@Genesis - Hell yeah! She's survived this long I only hope she survives so I can Mega Evolve her.
Oh boy it's gonna be a trip that's for sure...Exams, projects and the like...Ugh...Summer can't come fast enough...
Getting one. Either that or a Hawlucha.

@Genesis(2) - She does what??? Oh god...I have some standards man!
Now if Ciel invited me...

@DrSquidge - Watch me try and fail miserably! YAAAAYYY!
It is I'm so glad I found it...
Yeah...joys...
I mean if you like maniacs and large amounts of sexual tension it's great...

@Dragon116 - Once again, my "hit them until they die" strategy seemed like the better option

@Honchy - I teared up a bit too...It still makes me sad using the new team. Like they're good but...it's not the same...
It's almost always focused on...Radomus...

@Sejiren - She wasn't that gimmicky...but yeah that Umbreon is built like a tank.
We'll refer to it as the Buttpulg episode from now on.

@Lileen - Yeah I don't think anyone else has gotten this far...there's like 1 other Nuzlocke of Reborn on this site and she's stopped after Shelly...
I will. It wouldn't do my fallen friends justice to fail now!
Haha I don't know about genius...wait...
I AM a genius...no...I AM A GOD!!!!
And so on and so forth until my ego consumes the world in a thousand years of darkness



@Viridescent - Radomus > Fern on the asshole scale. Fern's kind of funny with his patheticness.
Did I? All I seem to remember from Route 1 is Tauros on Miltank action...and the reference nobody got...
Ehh...I don't really want a Heracross or Pinsir...now if it was a Scyther...or a revived Sickle...
Shit.




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@Bookwormgal - Yeah...so nice to not have to deal with the shit from the last 5 episodes anymore...
Thanks! It was a weird day to be sure.

@Drymus - OH GOD BUT THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FEND THEM OFF!
MAKING LISTS! *KIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
OH GOD THEY'RE HERE!!!

@wedward45 - One also might say that that pun was...
*puts on shades*
Really bad.
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@BeyondtheFail - Oh god...are you doing a Nuzlocke? Ah you see I had the benefit of just not showing the viewers how I ran back to the PokeCenter after every battle like a little girl.
You're using my run as a semi-guide?
...
Are you mad?
She will. Moon Prism Power beats everything.

@AlbaCorbina - Don't sound so surprised!
I mean yeah the death toll is in it's twenties now...
But remember the middle of season 3? I beat two leaders without breaking a sweat!
Let's go back to those happier times...

@Erberor - It does. I mean a lot of Pokemon games have that problem sometimes but it's just made worse by Radomus and his fucking Gardevoir...






I forgot how weird Cain's hair looks like from the back.

It's like a purple tornado or a purple shuriken or a purple anus

...

Well whatever it is, it's definitely purple.




Shouldn't they be dead?

I mean they're basically in a coma with no life support...







Ohhhh shit.

I won't be able to go back to the city for a long long time after this part.



Should I go back and get more Pokemon like some of my readers have been saying?



Or should I continue forward specifically to annoy said readers?

Decisions, Decisions...



Annoy it is!

Did you expect anything else though?







We'll ignore you being able to do that roadblock destroying move...

I'm sick of complaining about that topic...



On the road to Agate City~



Meet my friends along the way~





I swear to god if you use that overused cliche line I'll-



Gahhhh...





WAIT! WHOA! HOLD ON!

I SPY A METEOR GRUNT!






HOW ABOUT THAT OBVIOUS METEOR AGENT BACK THERE?

WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT?





...

"Typically"?

Try "never"

I mean you have the word dead right there next to silent.



My sanity?

I mean it's been slipping a lot lately so it'd be a surprise if we found it...



Wait what?





The fuck is your sister doing here?

The Wasteland is miles away!





...



What?

Why the hell would you do that?





Cain.

CAIN!

What the fuck are you doing?





No...but the screen is getting darker...

"Typically not a good sign" eh?





HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING REPTAR!







WHO THE FUCK IS THAT???





*Cough* *Cough* *Cough*

JESUS DUSTY CHRIST MY LUNGS





Fucking "whups" is right!

Who the fuck are you?







Maybe you shouldn't question the lady with the mallet Cain...

She seems rather...volatile...






Oh my fucking god...






Not helping the situation here Cain!









...Oh god...

I think we've found this area's main source of my annoyance...

First Charlotte, then Radomus and now this?

I tell you nothing's gone right since Corey died...






Hahaha my avatar turned away to avoid answering!

That's pretty funny.







Is hearing you an mandatory?

Like is there a pair of earplugs available?

Or better yet a gag I can use on you?







...



...



What have I done to deserve this?

Why does this game hurt me so?








Please Terra just show me how...I'll gladly leave this place...








...







Cain.

I want you to kill me.

Right now.




Could you learn to spell as well?

I'd prefer that.




She's not going to hi-



Ohhhh she is...






...



Well Aya's dead.

That sucks.







Fucking hell she hit Hardy over the god damn mountain...

What the fuck is this woman?

AND WHY IS SHE IN MY POKEMON GAME????






DON'T YOU FUCKING COME NEAR ME YOU DEVIL WOMAN!

I HAVE A HAIRBRUSH AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!








I'm surprised you can feel sleepy after the poster girl of hyper-activeness is screaming in your ear.



Actually how is Terra not affected by this "sleep wave" thing going on in the city?

What even is the sleep wave thing?

...



Why am I pretending to think so hard about it?

It's obviously Team Meteor fucking about with a PULSE machine.

It's ALWAYS Team Meteor fucking about with a PULSE machine.

They probably have it hooked up to a Drowzee or Hypno and then I'll have to kill it because nobody else can apparently.




Hmmm pretty impressive.

Certainly makes a change from the oppressive city and the caves I seem to find myself in a lot lately...



Nice Cain.



I shall add that to the burn book.



What's a lion?

You mean a Pyroar right?



Is that the name of your pet Seel?





Okay now I HOPE that isn't the name of your pet Seel.






And then she just fucking moonwalks out of here...

Jesus Christ who made this woman?






I'm slightly more worried about Hardy...I mean he flew much further than her...

Also he's like my ONLY straight male friend.

And we're not even friends actually! He's more of an acquaintance...

Actually hold on why are most of the bad guys male?





Cain come back and watch me reverse-Tumblr this game!



Meh...might as well search for Aya while I scope this place out.







We're off to a great start anyway...





So those people are like super dead then yeah?

I mean 3-4 days is pretty much the limit humans can go without water...

Well it's not looking good.



Hello...



Sure why not?

I hope it's an Aerodactyl...




Simple.

But it's going to be that Turtle rock from gen 5.









Heh...don't think I've ever seen someone do a tile puzzle "dashingly" before

Well thanks for the paperweight I guess.




Awww...





You are literally a step away from the guy who JUST told me why!

Why can't you be smart like Shelly?

I'm so disappointed in you, random child.






THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING A NICE GUY AND FREEING THOSE POKEMON!

NOW I HAVE NO DISNEY DOLLARS!

I MEAN SHARDS!

well I got the Lucky egg but still





FUCK LEARNING! - Derogatory Trainer 2016






...



I think I'll hold onto the last bit of money I have...

I need to stock back up on healing items and that comes first.





No.

I give up.




Eh...just like the one shard?






MONEY PLZ!




Parents were probably Naruto fans...

Or Buddhists...





Fuck me that's an intimidating thing to see right away...



Thankfully it can't hit for shit.







You did great. Now only if we could find a Grass starter to combine Pledges with...

I've never managed to do it in any game so far.





Uhhhh okay?




Bitch you ever train these things?






Oh fuck off you.

She screamed it at the top of her lungs not 10 minutes ago.



...






What kind of Doctor?

'Cause I don't have a great history with this region's "Doctors"






I get what you mean.

This circus does know Pokeballs are a thing right?

Because leaving them in a cage just exposes them to the elements.

Like this rain right now.



The what?



What kind of Pokemon is called the "Living Angel"?

I'm actually curious about this...obviously the developers wouldn't put it there for no reason...

They're nothing like the Snakewood guy...






You...aren't good at fitting in are you Brainiac?




It's probably not going to be an Aerodactyl so I'll pass.



jUsT wHEN PeOplE sPeLL LiKe tHIs!!??!



...



...



So I've been standing here for an actual minute because this Donphan has trapped me in here.

...



...



It's not one of my proudest moments




































Is this thing interactive?



Nice!



Brute force is my forte~




Over a certain meme-tacular number?





Thank you, thank you.

I have a strict regiment of never doing anything strenuous and lazing about like a house cat.





"Not bad"?



Bitch I'm great.

I'll choke you with my powerful arms.










...

So another Normal type eh?

...

So where's you're supervisor right now?





Last look at the outside world buddy.




Meh I'll come back to it.




These clowns are fucking weird...



They don't really help the creepy clown stereotype do they?












Well what's going on over here?




Oh.

Well that was easy.







Whoaaa.

You'd better stop reassuring me so well.

If you put me any more at ease I'll fall into a coma.







I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN FUCKERS!



I'm sorry I'm not good with crowds.

YOU FUCKING TROGLODYTES








He better be okay.

I am not hunting down the fucking reserve Rock leader

I'm never doing that shit again.




This woman is terrible at calming people down...

Plus she fucking employed Terra.

Not winning any points with me missy.







Not because of basic human decency?

Just because of publicity huh?

You people make me sick.

...

Well you make me indifferent.

I don't really care about Hardy.






WHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT??????

OHMYGOODNESSIHADNOIDEA!






Say I buy a ticket to see it though?

Then it can be bought.

Your circus is a house of sin and lies...







I hope he's dead.

Because judging from your attire...

Well I only know of one other person who wears a top hat...

And if he's your father...well it won't end well for you.






Wait how the hell have you been receiving visitors from the city?

The gate has been closed for over a decade and the only way out is through a convoluted subway system.



"We'll be fine OKAY?!?"




I bet he's the circus strongman.

With a name like Samson it's fairly obvious.



Called it.



I wonder where he could be?



Well he's certainly not that special looking sprite standing right in front of me.

No sir.






I think I'm good mate.

It's not exactly rocket science.








Well there goes my chances of getting that TM...






I'll give you a polite but not impressed applause but nothing more.





So did he climb the thing or just stand behind it.

These 3rd gen graphics make it hard to tell.



Name's Sean. Derogatory Trainer.

No doubt you've heard the legends.




Haha same.

But then again I don't have magical powers or skin harder than steel.



Looking for a girl. 'Bout yea high. Purple.

That's pretty much all you need to identify her.





Yeah sure...



...

Mother fucker thinks he's better than me?



NOBODY'S BETTER THAN ME!!!!



THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!






I'm great.





...



Oh fuck you guys.














Yeah. How dare they line up and pay to see your shows?

Supporting the circus during these troubled times.

What bastards.





Man is that how you get rid of queues?

I should try it sometime.






Well hello.











Oh the pleasure's all mine.

Allow me to introduce myself...



TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DAMNATION!

TO UNITE ALL PEOPLE IN ADMIRATION!



TO IGNORE THE WEAKNESS OF TRUTH AND LOVE

TO DESTROY EVERYONE WHO DARES TO SHOW UP!

DEROGA-



DAMMIT SAMSON!






Uh..."claim" her?

She's not a lost dog...

Dogs aren't purple.






I see this is where I'll be fighting the Gym Leaders...

Not sure what the field effect is...

Perhaps it has something to do with the tiles on the ground?



And as usual Ame's not home.

Probably hiring more terrorists.





The hell does a circus need a high-tech computer for?






Don't worry my totally real moustache will wake her up!



Nah.

Met her once and she killed my spider.

Fun times.








That sounds like something she'd do normally.

I mean you hired her.



Let my moustache coax you back to life.






The Moustache Gods smile down upon us.







Still sexy as hell I bet.








Show you his "gym" eh?

His rock hard "gym" eh?

The "gym" he erected all by himself eh?





Team Meteor did it.






You were lucky you were unconscious Aya.

It was a painful experience for everyone.





Oh think nothing of it my dear.

It's not your fault.






This bitch on the other hand...






OH OF COURSE SHE'S A GYM LEADER!

She's just the right kind of maniacal idiot that Ame would hire!








So which one are you Ciel?

A little "birdy" told me you were the Flying type.

Also have you noticed my manly facial hair?



Fuck you Spike!

Your species doesn't even have females!



FINE FINE

...

I'll "shave" it off...




Yeah...



She...uh..."retired"








He's SUPER dead!







YES SHE DOES!!!





Euphemism ho!





But who could we POSSIBLY send out to find him?

Hmmmmmm...






For once I don't mind Cain.

We are now even for your attempted sacrifice.





The fuck is that?

It sound like a gimmick.

An extremely annoying gimmick...




What I have to BUY one?

You'd think you'd give me a free one seeing as your fucking employee caused this mess!




He's a right "baka" isn't he?



Depends.



Fuck.






Into different pieces.

It was not a good day.




That was my reaction too.







Never saw the point in that.

I'm generally a terrible person from the get go.

I just get away with it 'cause I'm kinda funny.






Frustrated? Me?



I have no idea what you're talking about.




Or you could give me the badge I already earned.






...Right...

I'm gonna leave now...



And then I fought a lvl 85 Unown.



Mildly terrifying.








Uh...okay?

Can I buy two then?






Devastaing...beatdowns...

Okay got it!




What?



How does shaking the powder spoil it?

The fucker didn't give me two vials either.




I also taught Elizabeth a Water move in case of Rock types.

These move tutors are great.





Unnnnnnngghhhhh...



Well I think we'll call it a day right here!

Next time we'll beat Route 2 and it's nauseating lag.



I'll see you guys then.

Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe!

Well...you can only do one of those...

Just comment then.

Plz.














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Bookwormgal
Conqueror of the Eterna Gym
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May 7th, 2016, 2:09 pm #195

Well, Mallet Girl is going to give me nightmares for a while. And of all the things I expected to see in a Pokémon game, a circus wasn't one of them. I can't wait to see what insanity awaits you on Route 2.
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May 7th, 2016, 3:01 pm #196

Best Team Rocket motto EVER. Totally made up for the Harley Quinn wannabe known as Terra.
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
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May 7th, 2016, 3:54 pm #197

Oh God, Terra's one of those "Lol I'm so random XD" kids from deviantart *shudder*
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Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
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Joined: February 28th, 2013, 11:08 pm

May 8th, 2016, 2:37 am #199

>super1337 lion tamarrr

QUEEN TAMAR WAS A WONDERFUL LADY

FAR BETTER THAN THE LIKES OF YOU

...*cough* Anyway. Terra has made me exceedingly glad that I decided not to continue playing this game. Good luck and Arceus-speed, my friend, and may you have the patience to not rip Terra's face off until after you get her badge, because it seems like you're gonna need it.

Also, I keep imagining you as sounding like NerdCubed, since you both look similar. It fits surprisingly well.

"And that goes double for your mother!" -Donna Noble
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Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
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Joined: February 20th, 2016, 12:50 pm

May 8th, 2016, 3:50 pm #200

I literally just got to this part of the game. Dear gods. TERRA. WHY DOES THAT MONSTROSITY EXIST!? I literally gave up on reading any of her "dialogue" because she says LITERALLY NOTHING OF ANY FORM OF IMPORTANCE THAT I DID NOT ALREADY KNOW.

Oh, and have fun on route 2! It definitely doesn't involve pointlessly tedious protracted puzzles!
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