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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

February 6th, 2016, 6:08 pm #161



Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!



*THUD*

Mother fucking piece of shi-

oh wait we're starting?



Hey there viewers! Welcome to the Season 3 Finale!

I'll save the speeches for now. We've got a lot of shit to get through!

So without further ado...



I am made o-o-o-o-of lo-o-o-o-ove
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@wedward45 - ...Okay I'm going to need you to provide an alibi for where I was Thursday


@Rapunzel - I bet he got it out of pity. Because he's so pathetic.

I would have preferred to ride a Pokemon everywhere instead of those annoying Roller skates...

I like to imagine there's a Weaboo farmer somewhere who can't get any anime easily so he ships his cows to pass the time...

The Fucked-Up Forest. No students allowed.

The kid just can't stop her fail train.

He's. A. Dick.


@shogun64 - So I'd just take selfies of myself reading while playing the game?

Shame I can't read. Or write. I have no idea what I'm actually typing to you.


@wedward45 - Well you should have made multiple accounts and saved me from Snakewood.

It's allllll your fault now.


@poopwaman- Sorry bud. But that was literally the only suggestion for StormSilver.

I'll keep it in mind for the future though.

Radomus = Worst character ever.


@Pillowcase - Well...something rabbit-like...if you squint...

I see EVERYTHING!


@DerogatoryTrainer - Man, You're a dick.



Reborn Website :


@Gaunt - I am a true thespian.

Yep. I'll probably do an origin story someday...


@webobo - I don't know if it's worse tbh...It's stronger...but so am I.


@Drymus - OH GOD WHY HAVEN'T WE GONE TO CHURCH IN...

12 YEARS???


@Dragon116 - Don't even joke about Shelly being with Team Meteor. I will flip.

Me? Insane? YES.


@Foamy - Oh man that's an old joke...I forgot about it until now...





Well I survived the fall anyway.



Friend?

Cain?



...



Can I trade him for a better one?

One with perfect IVs?






Eurgh...more chess nonsense...




So where am I exactly?





...

That's a unusually weak Sandshrew this far in the game...





Wait I recognize that path...



That's the one that led to Victoria being held hostage by Aster and Eclipse right?

And that ruin entrance that Solaris droned on about...



I suppose it makes sense. I did go under the gate and that's near the stairs right?






Now what the hell is this black wall thing?

...





Oh shit...

It's the other side of that entrance thing Solaris talked about...

I'm on the other side of one of those creepy doors...

...

I am getting a bad feeling about this...



Detective Dipshit must have gone through here...





Wherever here is!

Looks like a shrine...

Ooooooooooooohhhh that bad feeling is getting worse...




The fuck is a "Xanadu?"







And who the fuck are you?






"What I did"?

I haven't done anything!

yet









Oh is that all?

Well you see we've be-



WHAT?!?!?








I know I'm saying "what" a lot so far...

But seriously what?

There wasn't any hint of that earlier!







Want to tip your fedora too pal?



So Radomus has been mistreating Gardevoir?

He seemed very tolerant...indulgent even, of her..."personality" earlier...





...

"Interesting"?










Don't you have a T.V career?

I can't imagine you getting that without Radomus suggesting/allowing it...

And there wouldn't be anything of benefit for him to do so...he's only draw attention to the Pokemon he's allegedly been abusing...



...Well that seals it then...



YOU'RE NOT THE REAL GARDEVOIR!

NO ONE WOULD EVER SAY THAT ABOUT EL!

HE'S A FUCKING CREEP!






Such a sweet Pokemon saying all those hurtful things so easily...

So what are you?

A Zorua in disguise?



...christ...



Those this dope think he's in an anime or something?

Or does he just have a thing for Gardevoirs?







Sean doesn't know so can you fuck off and get me a strong drink...I'll need it to get through this shite...






I have no idea mate.

I'm a blight on humanity in general but I ain't no thief.


...

...

...



EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?



The fuck was THAT?

She just walks up and takes it out of my fucking hands?

I could have EASILY STOPPED IT!



HER FUCKING WRISTS ARE THE WIDTH OF MY FUCKING FINGERS HOW DID SHE TAKE IT???






OH BUT CAIN HAS NO PROBLEM GETTING HER TO BACK OFF THEN?

WONDERFUL! STUPENDOUS! FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!







THE RING IS MINE YOU UGLY WHORE!



Well technically it's Heather's ring...



BUT FUCK HER! IT'S MINE!

CONSIDER IT DOWN-PAYMENT ON HOW WELL I'VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF HER!







YOU WANNA TRY FOR THE RING AS WELL BITCH?

I WARN YOU I'M VERY VOLATILE RIGHT NOW!





"Seldom r-relinquish things tha-that easily?"



Did he seriously fucking say that to me just now?



I'm going to hurt you Adrienn.

In every way possible.







Psychic Pokemon maybe?

I don't think you did it anyway.

Luna was the same way to Serra so she's just a weirdo nothing else.






Well Cain isn't convinced.

'Cause he's a fucking moron of course.





I don't know man this region is making me extremely suicida-

Oh you were talking about this fake Gardevoir nonsense.

Right...



whymusteverythingandeveryonebesomindnumbinglystupidallthegoddamnfuckingtime



Okay...deeeeeep breaths...

We've got a lot more to cover so it'll do no good using up all my rage so quickly...



























...

That's a big-ass pillar



Oh and the middle one is even bigger!

I feel so safe you guys!



Don't worry though I've got a fucking rock to protect me so I'll be fine!





Oh it's one of those weird things the Orderlies have.

Might as well catch it.

I'll add it to my Psychic Pokemon collection...







Well that isn't ominous at all right?

A distinctly alien looking Pokemon just APPEARING in the desert?

It'll be graaaaand. And the name Brainiac suits it well.




Also holy fuck exploding Baltoys.



















Well I guess they weren't in a rush to complete their dastardly plan of...something?

I mean we already got through the ruin door why does he still need the gems?






HERDYGERDYFLIBAFLABADINGALINGMCWHOPWHOPADOODONG!



Translation : Go fuck yourself.




Because Cult leaders are generally untrustworthy guys.

Like you fakey.






And then I'd use Protect and prove that a newborn Pineco is mightier than Arceus.

And THEN I'll start my own cult...with blackjack and hookers!






SEE???

Who would trust someone who says that unironically?

I mean "Ascend to the light" could easily mean let's kill ourselves for the lord.






That's not what Cain meant...

Why would you think he meant something only YOU know about dipshit?




...



...

"Little girl"?

I didn't see any little girl...




Y'SEE?







Cain asking means Adrienn is in for a soft gential groping, so thanks for letting him loose Radomus.

THANKS.







I do...and it was 3 bucks at a costume stor-I mean...Heather's cherished posession!






SPEAK TO ME, RUBY DOOR, GREATEST OF THE GEMSTONE DOORS!



Hey alright.



What the...?










...uh...

So I have to guess who's lying right?

I mean jesus that was a lot of frivolous english




*GASP*



MAKO!

How could you join the dark side after all I've done for you?????







Oh shut up you git.








I solved iiiiiit~

I've just forgotten what the answer was...

Let's say Infernape okay?


















Oookay next floor...



Actually I'm curious what puzzle El and Adrienn had to solve.



The same one apparently...



At least there was an item at the end...

Moving on with the "plot"




Sooooo...



Fuck! Warn me next time guys!

Teleporting asswipes...




Hah.

Hahaha...

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!



Fuck off.







Are we supposed to believe you can tell when someone is lying to you?

Because I've only known you for about 9 minutes and your track record is already in shambles...







OH NO GUYS!

Maybe we're wrong about this!

After all El did INSIST they were his.



Also you'd have to be a moron to not figure out that these crystals opened these doors.

THEY'RE COLOUR-CODED FOR FUCKS SAKE!

















An evil underground temple that's pivotal to the storyline somehow?

A better question would be "What's INSIDE this place?"



My bet is on more MacGuffins.

Why stop with 4?

An pair of Pearl Earrings, A Garnet Hairpin and a Diamond Cock Rin-




Hey don't interrupt me.

It's rude.

You bitch.







EL!

THE CREEPY GUY WHO'S BEEN ACTING INCREDIBLY SUSPICIOUS!

I MEAN HOW DOES HE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS PLACE IS AND HOW IT WORKS???

WOULDN'T THAT RING A FEW ALARM BELLS IN THAT EMPTY HEAD OF YOURS ADRIENN???

BUT NOOOOOO YOU TRUST HIM BECAUSE HE HAS TIES TO A MASSIVE STRUCTURE UNDERNEATH REBORN!!






No.

We'll have to kill you.







WHY DIDN'T YOU WHIP THAT OUT AT THE ENTRANCE RADOMUS?

WE'D BE DONE ALREADY AND NOT BE WALKING INTO WHATEVER EL HAS PLANNED!




Note the "precious"




See? SEE YOU TWAT?







For Christ's sake Cain!

We're trying to convince him to our side you bloody fruit!






Actually it makes perfect sense.

You just need oooooooone thing...



A FUCKING BRAIN!





...

...



I'm ignoring that.





Ugh...You're not getting any of the Team Jackets I made.





CAIN!



There's this thing called a time.



And this other thing called a place.

LEARN HOW TO USE THEM!




Okay...








Hold up one fucking second.

Yeah yeah the gender thing I don't care.

As long as you don't identify as a Furry or "Otherkin" I won't hate you.

I'm more upset at your hypocrisy!



"It isn't always Black and White?"

Yet not 15 minutes ago you were condemning us for doing horrible things because some guy said so!

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS LOGIC THEN HUH?

...

Jesus we're barely halfway in and I'm exhausted from complaining so much...what a finale eh?







I'm fairly sure he could identify as a god damn planet and you'd still be turned on.





...



What no Xim?

I'm offended game.

I'm gonna post this on Tumblr and THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!



Ugh...politeness?



Now I don't want to do it...







Why not ask your buddy El?

You were so quick to condemn us earlier.






this fucking guy...



MAYBE IF YOU EXPLAINED IT TO THE OTHER IDIOTS INSTEAD OF PRETENDING THAT YOU'RE A GENIUS CHESSMASTER WHO CAN SEE EVERY MOVE

BEFORE IT'S BEEN MADE, WE'D HAVE LEFT BEFORE "GARDEVOIR" NICKED THE PENDANT!



No.

Fuck it.

I don't care anymore.

Let's just...move on...





























Another puzzle room?





HE SAID HITMONLEE!

I'M PICKING HITMONLEE!





HITMONLEE!

I mean...I did it!





Holy shit how are we so high up?

We're underground!





For some reason none of these screenshots have me facing left...



This'll do.



DAS A BIG PILLAR!

...

Or is it a pipe?



Well...



It has an entrance so it's hollow...I guess it's a pipe then?

Also hey look bad guys.

...

Moving on...



Huh...

Apparently this open-air part is shaped like a huge X with the entrances for each gem at each end of the X.

Neat.





Well those are the bad guys again.

Standing with there backs to me...

A smart trainer with free will would stab them but guess I'm a puppet of the system...



S'up El bro!






Well nice of you chumps to show up.

Wait a minute...

Of course you'd need them all.

Why the fuck did you even come down here?

If everything went to your plan you'd still be short one Sapphire bracelets



Get outta here ya silly bastard.







"said El, conveniently forgetting he's also a human."






THE WIND FISH!?!?!





...



I'm surprised.







From Japan.

In 2006.

You're religion has less credibility than Scientology. And that's saying something.






Which is horrifying when you think how ingrained these aliens have become in the world...

I mean they have free health care!

Which is only really impressive if you live in a 3rd world country or America!








No I agree with you.

Being buried under this disgusting pollution filled city is terrible.



But you know why it's disgusting and polluted?



Because of Team Meteor!

Because of you!

How is turning the city into a toxic wasteland improving the state of things down here?





It's a dead language for a REASON pal!

...

Plus you just said Pardon,Favour and Cleanse so I don't think you speak it either.







I think even Cain and Adrienn could figure out what you want to do with it.





There it is.

Kill everything under the pretense of starting again.

Classic cult trope.




Rather ironic considering you have a fake Gardevoi-






Okay fine you say it then.

Not like I wanted to bust this case open.

And then murder everyone involved years later so they'll be a follow-up case in which my apprentice discovers my dark secret past as a-

...

We're getting off topic...






Hey.

Yeah you. "Gardevoir".



Shut the fuck up.

Nobody buys into your nonsense!




Oh wait I forgot we're dealing with the most gullible person on the planet.

Fucking...

I just hate everyone here.








Exactly!

El just can't admit he's a shitty parent who drove his own daughter away!





Until I kill myself out of sheer annoyance I bet...





...

Sigh.









SHUT THE FUCK UP CAIN!











EVERYONE.



AROUND.



ME.



IS.



FUCKING.



STUPID!



Ow my head hurts...

Maybe I'll just go back to being nitpicky and ignoring all the giant idiot ball everyone except me is holding...






Compass that points south...?



That would be the same thing as a regular one only it points south!

You can use it like that!

Bad simile Radomus.






I must be a great person then huh Cinder?






Cinder?




Adrienn...



The amount of times I've told you and Cain to shut the fuck up is astonishing at this point.

You've never met Luna. What do you know?



And Cain. You met them but never said more than two sentences to both.

So...one last time...shut the fuck up.




So am I!

I'm sorry that I have to listen to his idiocy.






What. Did. I. Just. Say. About. Talking?





Like me!

The only other person in this room with more than half a brain!




"Like say if you wanted to view it in a way that would be easy to put in a video game perhaps"






It's what I'd do in the same situation.





...

Understatement of the god-damn century right there.







Radomus.

I may not like him but he's clearly not the problem right now.



Well aren't I special?






I still don't like you fucker.

If you explained what you're about to earlier, I wouldn't have had to listen to Mr. SpecialHeroSnowflake over there!








WHAT A TWIST!














Huh...I had my money on Zorua...

Oh well I was still right.







And yet despite him saying it, he immediately judged us as bad guys.

So fuck him etc etc

I am VERY tired of repeating what an idiot he is.






But...pure light is always more blinding than darkness.

No matter how dark something is, it'll never hurt your eyes.

Light on the other hand...well go stare at the sun and you'll see what I mean...







Well pat yourself on the back why don't you?







Sorry mate you're not my type.






Or he's wearing coloured contact lenses to throw us off.







Then why are your eyes still white?

They would have reverted to normal if you got your vision back

Because the magic healing glow of Arceus should have removed the cataracts that caused the blindness and milky white colouring right?

To sum up...You're full of shit.







Watch out guys!

He's going to restore our vision!

which I wouldn't mind to be honest






"Suppress the Oppressed"?

Is that what it means?



...



...



Well this is all very impressive bu-





SON OF A BITCH!



The fuck was that?





...You're fucking kidding me...







Nonononononono hold on that's not how Dittos work...

This shouldn't be happening...

This CAN'T be happening!





Oh dear god this is actually happening...



I...I don't have any idea how to beat this thing...

It's LITERALLY the strongest Pokemon.




What?



I don't like where this is going Selina!





NO THIS ISN'T FAI-





...

...

...



dammit...








...Sorry buddy...

How bout we do the ol' never fails strategy?

For old time's sake...




Heh...



Just you pal. The only one in the world.






...Cheshire...





...This...this just...fuck...



I doubt Cinder can make a difference in the end...





IT HAS LEFTOVERS TOO???



Don't do that...berate me for being a jerk or something...



Cinder...




...



...It's over...

I'm going to lose my whole team to fucking El and his bullshit Arceus-Ditto abomination...

And he accuses me of heresy...

Fucking...dick...

...

Actually...y'know what?



I WON'T GO OUT LIKE THIS!

I'M BETTER THAN THAT!

BECAUSE I'VE JUST COME UP WITH A PLAN!



ALPHONSE!






Okay big guy you need to survive whatever attack this thing will throw at you so we can wail on it!

Capice?




AH HA! WRONG MOVE BITCH!

(Although it was probably the only move that would even affect Al)



...That's still a lot of damage...

Fuck it!

Al you know what to do right?



DAMN FUCKING RIGHT WE ARE!






Oooohhh is the widdle bawby godling confwused?



Oh?



Ohohohohohohohoho...

Is El going to heal every confusion?

Oh my god...

If I can lock him into that cycle for long enough...

I might actually win...





DEATH TO THE FALSE GOD!





YEAH CHOKE ON IT YOU WHORE!



Make it count Al!

We live to fight another day because of your sheer bad-assery!

Thank go-









I...you...that...





ALPHOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNSSEE!!!!



That...wasn't fair...why...why did the...

...

I'll avenge you Al.

No...WE'll avenge you.

MAKO!



ANNIHILATE IT!



FUCKOFF FUCKOFF FUCKOFF FUCKOFF FUCKOFF!





Hoooooo...thank fuck...





DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL!



MAAAAAKOOOOOOOOOO



PAAAAAWNCH!







Ooooohhhhhh....



This has been a terrible fucking day...

Fucking bullshit man...it's all just...bullshit...




I'll fucking eat your damn lord.




I wonder what Ditto tastes like.



Hah.

Don't try and backpedal your way out of this.

That's not how Ditto's work.

They copy everything.

And I just killed your god.

Even though it was the most pyrrhic fucking victory I've ever suffered...







...



What.










...









Let me get this straight then...



My Pokemon fought and died...for no reason whatsoever?

I came down here for no reason whatsoever?

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?







FUCK THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT GAME AND IT'S FUCKING RETARDED CAST OF FUCKING CUNTS!!!
FUCKING MAKE ME LOSE THE BEST FUCKING POKEMON I EVER HAD FOR SOME STUPID PIECE OF SHIT GARDEVOIR THAT WASN'T EVEN THERE!?!?!




...

...

You know what?

I'm done.



Fuck these stupid fucks and their region.



Team Meteor can rape and pillage the place for all I care anymore.



lousy fucking Radomus and his Gardevoir whore...























































...



maybe it's your fucking taste in hats?



...

I came back.

Only to finish this fucking season and take a long break from doing this again.



So buckle up!

Cause this dumbass train is leaving the station.







Maybe it saw your nasty bitch face and just wanted you out?

That's my guess.



Bitter?

Whose bitter?






My personal hell.









...

You want to buy a vowel?












Ugh.



It's the ShitBrown Lake?

What did you expect?










...

Does it involve chess?

If it does. Shut up.





How original.

Naming something after its colour.

I'm looking at you Oranges.









What? The Avatar gym in Coral Ward?

But that crazy old lady said the leader was master of a mysterious type...

Fairy's been out for like 3 years...





Good riddance.





That's a lot of x's in a sentence...




...



Crucio.







I am very upset that I can't actually maim and torture this annoying bitch of a Pokemon.

Radomus, El and Adrienn too

All reached Charlotte's level of hatred.



I'm going to put this away before I stab my eyes out with it...




Or it could be one of the other abandoned gyms.

Lord knows there's enough of them in this city...



I almost pity Ame for having to deal with this city of morons...

Almost.

...

We better get this next part over with...




A few parting words is more than necessary for you guys...












Cheshire.

You were my first capture in this hellhole of a region.

I didn't think you would survive as long as you did to be honest.

But you beat the odds and made it far enough to bitch-slap Arceus.



And sure you killed quite a few possible captures but the frustration kind of endeared me to you that little bit more.



Rest well...you damn cat...



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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

February 6th, 2016, 6:12 pm #162

(http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum ... &t=9249876 - Part 1

This was such a long post)









Ahhhh Selina...you were really creepy when we first met.

Barely said a word and then only after a loooong pause.

But you were my go-to psychic for this run even when other options were available

You were the best in my eyes. Stats be damned.



The team will feel empty now that you're gone...






Alphonse, you came to the crew much later than the others.

But that didn't matter one bit.



You were STRONG.

A stalwart fighter and with a No Guard/Dynamic Punch combo you ended any fight the others couldn't.



Without you this run would be over.

So good luck wherever you end up.

You'll beat the shit out of the god there too I bet.






Cinder, Cinder, Cinder...

You hated me at the start and I was skeptical about using you at all...

But I figured I'd need a Special Attack based Fire type for Serra

Until Mako beat her to death. After that I was just going to box you.



Buuuuut then you went and killed a 90ft Steelix in two hits.

And then wrecked Noel and Fern with a "small" forest fire...



Needless to say you earned your spot like all the others

It was to be a great partnership...Sleep well you beautiful beast.



...



Sigh...lot of the old crowd died this season...

It was going so well too...

I though I could limit it to just Arachne...

Guess that's the price I pay for my arrogance...

...


As much as I'd like to end it there...

We should probably finish up the shit that happened earlier...

No matter how much I don't want to.







Well you aren't looking at Cain or Radomus so no it's not a joke.



Yeah I don't care about your problems.

Like, AT ALL.

So turn the fuck around.












So he's somehow travelled through time and ended up over ten years into the future?



I fail to see how that's harder to grasp than all of our reality being a dream Radomus!

Bah...I'm just picking fights at this stage...

I'm too drained for it...






She also hired the worst applicants for a Pokemon League ever.

One of them is a literal god-damned demon.









She's the real god of this region anyway.















And it only took another decade for Radomus to make his fucking point.



Oh don't act so surprised there's two time-travelling pokemon already.












I think I'll die of old age soon.

It's taking that long for them to explain this tripe.






It doesn't.

He's literally explaining that it was magic.

He's only coating it with "logic" to make it seem like he knows what he's talking about.





Or it's because I beat the shit out of Arceus down there?

That's a more reasonable assumption than Adrienn being important whatsoever.




Magic.








Magical energy.









What?






That doesn't explain why you or Cain were fine.

I was the one carrying the things after all...






And that's the last 47 screenshots compressed into two sentences ladies and gents!

Just great huh?








You should kill yourself.

It would make me so happy you have no idea...








...



And this idiot's going to complete that ideal too isn't he?

And all my efforts will be pushed to the wayside.

This game is all risk and no reward.

Everyone is a thankless fuck with evil older brothers and/or no parents.








Think he'd have seen the massive thing from the bridge no?






It wasn't worth it.

I'd have preferred you rotted below while my Pokemon and I beat up more gym leaders.






Not if I can help it.



...



Fuck you.

You didn't lose a single thing you ugly hat-freak.








Can't wait.

Till I put both of you through the fucking floor.





Other things.

They involve not talking to either of you for a month and training up a hit squad to take down Radomus.




I hope I keep you waiting.












Heh...another season gone and it ends like it begins...



Me staring out at the ocean wondering where I went wrong...









Sigh...this sucks.


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Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
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Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

February 6th, 2016, 9:55 pm #163

LATIN, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

You know, considering this was supposed to be one of the unwinnable scripted battles like with that Garchomp, you would be fully justified in applying the Bullshit clause here too. I'm not telling you what to do, just stating an option. You earned it from the MAKO PAWNCH alone. If you need to justify it, say Arceus helped you for bitch-slapping a pretentious pretender.
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
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Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Joined: May 10th, 2014, 12:18 pm

February 7th, 2016, 4:41 am #164

See, I told you that you would end up hating El for more reasons than his hypocrisy and his bigotry. That is hands-down one of the most UNFAIR boss fights in this whole game. El and his stupid ass cult can get ripped into tiny pieces by Giratina for all I care. Anyway, good luck in Snakewood man. You're going to NEED IT!
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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
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February 7th, 2016, 3:04 pm #165

WTF Radomus? Why on Earth would you not have your Gardevoir teleport back to you immediately? What did playing along with El like that actually acomplish?
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Robin
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Joined: September 13th, 2012, 8:08 am

February 7th, 2016, 4:10 pm #166

wedward45 wrote:LATIN, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

You know, considering this was supposed to be one of the unwinnable scripted battles like with that Garchomp, you would be fully justified in applying the Bullshit clause here too. I'm not telling you what to do, just stating an option. You earned it from the MAKO PAWNCH alone. If you need to justify it, say Arceus helped you for bitch-slapping a pretentious pretender.
This battle is only unwinnable if you side with El. You will have to beat Arceus if you side with Radomus so I'm sorry. It took me three tries to beat it because lack of information. Btw before Arceus have dark pulse so the normal-ghost switch doesn't work if anyyone try that.
P.S you will face something even worse:
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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
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Joined: September 22nd, 2011, 1:55 pm

February 7th, 2016, 4:13 pm #167

That sort of shit is what the BS Clause exists for. Fuck, man, that hurts. And only to find out that IT WAS ENTIRELY POINTLESS???? I do not blame you for rage quitting.

This game is trying so hard to be deep with religion and time travel and shit. It's trying so, so hard.

HAVE FUN SUFFERING IN SNAKEWOOD MWAHAHAHAA
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Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
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Joined: February 28th, 2013, 11:08 pm

February 9th, 2016, 3:31 am #168

Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. I downloaded this a while ago, and I've only just got my first badge, but now that I've seen the kind of stuff you've gone through, I'm not sure if I want to push through it and beat the game with its own intestines or say "fuck it" and delete it off my computer.

I'd also like to put in my vote for the BS Clause, based on the facts that A) it was another unwinnable battle (though you managed to pull through, which is badass), and B) fuck this game, seriously.

In any case, good luck with the rest of the game and snakewood

you poor poor bastard
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Conqueror of the Eterna Gym
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Joined: August 7th, 2013, 2:20 pm

February 12th, 2016, 3:57 pm #169

It took me a day to read through all this, but I think it was worth the effort. This is a very entertaining Nuzlocke. Your reactions and photoshop pictures just make it even better. I'm just sorry that this season ended on such a sad note.
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

March 6th, 2016, 11:36 pm #170



*hic*



Bah who cares how I look?



Not my good friend here that's fer shure...



"Pokemon Battling"



WHO NEEDS IT!

All it's done is kill my friends and take Mako's eye...



That's 'cause ish not your fault...

I don't give a shit about anything anymore...



...

...

...



REVEEEEENNGE!!!!

LET'S GO SHOW RAMADANOUS WHAT WE CAN DO!!!






Ain't no stopping me now...
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@wedward45 - I wouldn't accept that shite's help if you payed me. Besides I gave my word the Garchomp clause would only be used once.
And what kind of man would I be if I didn't keep my word? And I did technically win in the end...

@Tutrleboi - I think the Garchomp one was worse 'cause there's no way you'd be strong enough to fight Solaris without using gimmicks.
Plus I actually lost that fight. I still have nightmares about it...and bruises.

@Alba Corbina - Nothing. There was no reason for it. At all. It just put every one in danger and got my Pokemon killed.
Radomus is a cunt.

@Robin - ...I'm not sure which one I hate more to be honest...El for killing them directly or Radomus for needlessly creating the scenario...

@Rapunzel - Accidentally put a hole in my wall...safe to say I'm not getting that deposit back...
It could be worse. It could be Snakewood. And I have you to thank for putting me through that game.
Thanks.

@Tojin - Be brave Tojin. Do the impossible and see the invisible!
I swore on the old gods and the new that I'd only do it once. No matter how painful I have to stick by that vow.
And yes it was badass. I shall force Ame to build a statue of Alphonse over this Arceus shrine after I tear it to the ground and burn the remains.

@Bookwormgal - Thank you! And y'know a series is pretty grim when the happiest finale involves a Corey killing himself.
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Whuh?

Oh yeah I passed out here...



The fuck is that?




...Right...

Well enough of that it's time to get down to business.



Must...create...new...team...



Must...satisfy...lust...for...revenge...







Okay...this is what I'm working with...



Well of course I'm bringing Sickle along.



Hell yeah we will!



And even though I'll probably regret it...





NO TODAY BITCH!

Now go do some push-ups or something.



Kiki's the only ghost type I have left so she's in.



As long as that fun doesn't involve turning into Human Kiki to scare me...

*shiver*



Diamond Dog will have Crunch later on and Stoutland's have decent attack.

That'll tear through Radomus' Pokemon like paper.



Okay you're doing better but don't quote Skull-face okay?



And just in case I need someone to tank Psychic moves.



Stop asking that. It's been a bloody month and you're still asking for some.





Right.

Let's get to work.






...

I guess we are huh?





...

That worries me greatly.





Ohohoho very good Kiki!

A great move for this game.



NO DON'T SING I-



...



Oh god I'm going to die...

But I haven't gotten my reve-



WHAT!?! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME????

NO! NOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-





*GAAAAAASSSSPPPP*



FUCK.

I NEVER WANT THAT JOKE TO HAPPEN AGAIN OKAY?

YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS!





















After that..."incident" I'm reluctant to use this...



Fuck it.

It's for the greater good.

...

Well my interpretation of it anyway.





Sigh...

Yes yes it's a very nice hat.





But enough about headwear.

It's time to fight...in the name of my fallen friends!





Oh. It's that thing from earlier.

Litleo right?



Oh you do not walk away from me.



What do you want already?





WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?



NOT SO FAST!



I CALLED DIBS ON THAT FREE LITLEO!

I mean...

BACK VILE CUR! NO INNOCENT SHALL BE HARMED BEFORE ME!



This looks like it might cause a-



-problem.

Huh.



Good job Spike.

I should use you more.



Yeah yeah get in the box.



Uhhh....



And so they spoke...and so they spoke...that lord of Castamere...



Any way best get moving.



Kind of annoyed I have to push all this shit out of the way and...



Wait what the hell am I doing?



The Grand gate is open now!

Well that saved me a annoying cave trip.

Now I only have to do the annoying forest trip.



Orrrr do I?





HOLY-

This game has magic teleporting Tauroseseseses now.

...

Anyway back to bidness.




























...



...



I am not nearly drunk enough for this.

I need to be at like...Jack Sparrow level of intoxication.






Oh I'll wound you all right...




No.

You were wearing a fucking spike on your head not one minute ago

And now you're dressed as the Mad Hatter.

WHAT JOBS WOULD REQUIRE THAT HMMMMM?






I am going to mount her head on his hat spike.

That'll be a bold fashion statement won't it?





OH YES.

MUCH AMUSEMENT LUNA.







...



SURE I'LL JUST STAND RIGHT HERE OUT OF THE WAY YEAH?

NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH AM I?

KEEP ADDING FUEL TO THE FIRE OF HATRED RADOMUS!








...You have got to be fucking joking me...






...



Newest b-butler eh?

Pleased to meet you...




Ohhhh....



This is seriously fucking happening isn't it?

This is seriously fucking happening







You aren't fooling anyone with that shit anymore so give it a fucking break






So would you like to be buried together or in cremated?

It's up to you.






I wonder what her problem is?

Could it be that El is creepy and evil?

Ha! What a nonsensical idea that is.







Oh...you are just pushing ALL of my buttons today aren't you?







Hope you die miserably and alone~









Hoo...I can't wait to rip your organs out and feed them to your Gardevoir...

It's going to be F.U.N






Oh here we go...








I REALLY fucking doubt that.

But noooo not like I get a fucking choice in the matter do I?







Battle?





I donf ned yor lucf biff.

(I don't need your luck bitch.)








Really Cain.

You truly are a shining paragon of intelligence.

Now go away so I can destroy this gym.









Of course it'd be a chess puzzle...

Of course...




Oh boy are we televising the oncoming destruction?

Can't wait to watch it back later...







Eager is a bit to upbeat...how about "wrathful"?







BBBBWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????

OHMYGOODNESSIHADNOIDEAITSNOTLIKEYOUVETOLDBEABAJILLIONTIMESORANYTHING!






(Use the same reaction as above please viewers)






Oh "unfair" of you is it?

Shame how me actually existing trumps every achievement you ever claim to have.

Yeah. I went there.

Fuck you.










...



...hmmmm...



Okay I'll admit this sounds like a fucking awesome gym puzzle.




Yeah I'm never doing that.

I'm gonna talk to Ame now.



Ammmmeeeeeee!










A really fucking stupid duck right Ame?

You understand how annoying he is...RIGHT AME???




Heh?




Could try kicking it at them?





Why not just call it a Psychic Pokemon and be done with it?

...Oh yeah Wobbuffet's are pretty retarded aren't they?

Question withdrawn.





Well this one is simple enough...

SHIGGETY SHAM!!




Praise from Radomus...how...quaint...








Oh hey look some guy was in the chess piece.

I wonder if that's what he imagined life as a gym trainer would be like?





Better words have never been spoken.



Thank you.



This poorly edited crown suits me quite well...

Now onto the next!













Ergh...

They hardly let you design a board right?





Hmmmm...



It's not bad I'll give you that Cain...



But it's not that good either.





Alright.



Just let me deal with the "king" here...



















Well enough.



I'm enjoying this puzzle despite myself.

Really wished they gave some one I liked a good puzzle like this....





How's about telling me the answer then?

C'mon...do it for your pal Sean...






I'll forgive because I enjoy when the game accidentally responds to my answer...

Heheh.





Infinite potential?

Like a Persona : "The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed" kind of thing?



Oooohhhhh...



Oh right yeah the chess...thing.





Hmmm...what did she actually mean by infinite possibilities anyway?





I wonder if I can promote any of these pawns...it'd make this puzzle easier anyway...





Oh I can?

Deadly.

Now let's see here...



I suppose a knight?



Move this one here...



And this one to prevent escape...



I think that'll do it...






Guess I had the "knight" solution eh Luna?




Uh...burn my dread?









Ooooooohhhh...so she's the dark type leader?

Has she mentioned it before?

No matter...

Mako, Spike and Sickle will tear her team apart.




You're about the only tolerable one in this castle Luna.



...these things are stone...?

Guess I'm stronger than I look...



































Can you surmount your fucking mouth shut?



Shut up and let me concentrate.






Hmmmm...this one's a bit trickier than the last 3...



Promote this pawn?



Maybe if I...



And then if I put you there...

No wait...I should have chosen a queen.

Redo!



That should do it...I think...







A pity thaaaat...





Hah!

Knew I was right!

I'm great like that.







I'm starting to think you like your master a bit...too much...





I don't think!

...fuck wait...

I mean I KNOW I CAN BEAT HIM!

nailed it



Don't worry G.G

We all know who's the top dog arou-

...

I'm starting to sound like Fern...

...

I'm on a dark path aren't I?

I'll contemplate it after I burn this castle down.






Good job spamming Mirror coat against a fucking Stoutland.

I guess you're Radomus' nephew?

It's the only explanation I can think of as to how you got the last gym trainer position.

You fucking suck is what I'm saying.


















We're heeeeeerrrreeeee~



Vengeance! Vengeance! Vengeance! Vengeance!







Why are you even asking me?

It'd be kind of rude to walk up and just say "lol no"

...

I kind of want to do it though...





EUURGGHHH!



I do NOT appreciate that comment Cain.

And I KNOW you didn't mean it innocently.

It's you after all.



Well...



I guess you're about to see something special right here then huh bitch?






You die first.

Well after I've beaten you in a battle.

Then I'll snap your neck.

Won't that be fun?






She could try.



Thx bby.






Yeah...

"Knocked out"






Oh fuck...HERE WE GO...






Well I've been doing fine with my stabby stabby punch punch strategy so far.

I mean everyone compares everything to fucking chess when strategy is involved.

Except the french didn't account for attack boosts, area traps and hit points did they?



Oh are you finally going to admit tha-





Not if my Pokemon are faster~



Shut the fuck up Elias.

Nobody likes you.






It's finally time...after a month of waiting...preparing...drinking...





MY REVENGE IS AT HAND!





Oh...I'm overlevelled?



Good.




I came prepared you fuck!






Shit I was hoping that would do it...




I may have bought one or two of these...






Nice Flounder II!

Now if we can juuuust...



No...






Damn it...

If only that Shadow ball...

Ugh...



No time for moping right now!

I've got a leader to destroy...





Malamar huh?

That's Dark/Psychic right?

I'm gonna bet that's the Trick Room setter...



Sure waste a turn.



I'm not even aiming at you pal.





Guess I didn't even need the Shadow Ball...



Haha! You tell him Sickle.





Hrm...Metagross...could be tricky...



I'm fairly sure this Gallade will know Knock-off so I'm getting him out of the way for now...




Oooohhhh one hit this time?

Excellent job Kiki.



Good to know.

But if you hit like that earlier Flounder would still be alive.

So don't get cocky.



Well I was aiming for the Gallade twice and I thought I'd try for a Attack boost so Sickle could sweep.

Oh well no matter that Metagross is going down soon enough...



A normal type move?

That's...odd...





A chess piece is doing WHAT?





...

W-what?





S-sickle?

Sickle...wake up...

Sic-





...No...



This...can't be happening...no again...not so soon...



not her...

please...




...damn it...



...Sickle...
I got it from here pal...



Time to knock this bastard down a few THOUSAND pegs



Annoying but we'll just have to power our way through this.

Kill the Slowking first.

I want that Metagross to myself...





RAAAGGGHHHH!!!

So close...I can taste it...




From what I've seen, Radomus will heal before taking advantage of that boost.

Waste the Metagros-



COWARD!

STAND AND FIGHT ME!



Okay then. Kill her first.







Damn it!

Still not enough!




NO KIKI! AIM FOR GARDEVOIR!







...

So this is what it feels like huh?

To be the reason a team member dies?

...





That's it.

I'm getting in there.



Kiki!

Waste the Slowking next turn!



I'll take the Gardevoir...



Feh. Can't face me head on scum?



Tch...at least I can avenge Sickle...




Good!

He's on his last legs!

Stay with me and push the advantage!




DIE!



FINISH IIIIIITTT!!!!





...We won...barely...



Grrrr...



...

Any...any more casualties?



...Okay...you do that...



...









...You were too good for this world Sickle...

I'm never going to train another Kricketune for as long as I live.

You are the only one I ever needed

...

G-goodbye old friend...It's been a true joy to have you.





...



Thanks Radomus. Make it worse why don't you.







...



Wasn't worth it...





Shouldn't you be unconscious?





Yeah...thanks I guess...




Oh fuck you that Gardevoir went down like the bitch she is.



Thanks for stepping in Mako

We wouldn't have won without you...



No...I guess not...








I figured that only gym leaders rave about a pokemon type as much as you do.







Keep trying love...I'm sure you'll get the hang of being edgy someday...





The fuck?!

Okay maybe you are good at being edgy after all.







And "Elias" is conspicuously absent eh?

No connection there I'm sure...





OKAY!

I'm sorry I said you weren't edgy alright?

Jeez...





Oh fuck no...




...



That's not my leg you're feeling up.

Stop. Now.



Right...




Damn it's really fucking dark in here

EVER HEAR OF WINDOWS RADOMUS?





Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me...






Really game?

REALLY???

I'm supposed to just fucking fall into this super obvious trap am I?

I mean how gullible do you expect the player character to be in this situation?

This is just stupid.





I FUCKING REFUSE TO BE A PART OF THIS IDIOCY A MOMENT LONGER!





Ow...

Ugh...this is going to be fucking painful I just know it...


OH MY FUCK



Radomus and everyone else in the fucking region already made that joke El.

You aren't special you blind twat.







I don't like what you're implying about me game.

I had no other fucking options because you took them away from me.

Don't act like this was my fault.






Because he's a cunt.

It's that simple.




Shit.

So they actually got Luna?







Call it meddling all you want~

I know I'm the biggest threat to them by far.

Saphira can suck it. I was fucking with them before she was even introduced.



And even though we'll probably lose this fight and this run...

I'll make sure to tear out your throat before I die.



Ohhhhhhhh...



So that's the big plan in the end?

I think that's the simplest anyone's ever said it anyway.



Doesn't make it any less stupid though.







CAIN?

What the hell are you still doing here?




...



Heh...

Oh god I laughed at Cain's joke...what is wrong with me?







Ever hear about the power of friendship El?

Or as I like to call it the "Power of Free Meat Shields"?






Oh nooooo is the bwig bwad Ewl angwy?



I doubt you're stronger than a Dittoceus.

So I'm going to enjoy the beatdown.







He's afraid of meeee~

As he rightly should be.






What?



A-are you...?

Are you sacrificing yourself for me????

After...after all I've said?

All I did?



...I...



I was wrong about you Cain.

I thought you were just a annoying excuse for a rival character...



Now make sure you don't die on me you hear?

I'll save Luna.

And then I'll be back for you.










































Yeah that was me.



Even though I have new found respect for Cain, I ain't taking any chances

...

I also heard that last part there.

...



SCREEN YOUR FUCKING EMPLOYEES AMETHYST!!!



I MEAN COME ON!

THIS LEAGUE IS FULL OF TERRORISTS CHILDREN AND VERY OBVIOUS CULT MEMBERS!

DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK QUESTIONS AT THE INTERVIEWS!

...



Ugh...

This has been a god awful start to Season 4...

I hope things don't get even worse...

I should probably leave this place first.






Oh no.

You got me...




















And then there was o-

...



That one looks...a bit off model...they don't usually have fringes right?







Oh. It's you.

What do you want?








I'm already fucking suspicious of you.

This only proves I was right to be...








And who had the genius idea of bringing the cult leader into the fucking house?

Oh that's right...

IT WAS FUCKING YOU!






If you want to make it out of this hedge maze with a full set of teeth you better not mention "teleporting" again!






You don't fucking say?

And here I thought trying to murder us was just his way of saying "How do you do"?






OH NO!

I AM NOT DOING THAT AGAIN!

FORGET YOUR "REASONS" AND SAVE HER YOURSELF YOU PRICK!







Archer could fill me in...

Sigh I'll have to tell him I lost Flounder II as well.








No. It fucking isn't.

My god you are the most infuriating character I have ever met.

You'd be fine if I was allowed to ask questions but I unfortunately play a mute piece of shit who follows orders like a good little sheep.





...



What?

D-did you instigate all of this?

All the destruction and fighting over the keys?

It was you?










Okay I'm super fucking confused

Is he trying to say that what Team Meteor is doing isn't that bad?

And "walk between the lines"?

The hell does that mean?

...



Screw it.

I'm leaving.

Just one more thing before I go...



Much better.



I guess I better go save Luna now...

It's not her fault I hate Radomus after all...



Well gang...

This episode was fucking awful for me.

I lost Sickle and the other two in one battle...



Sigh...



I'll see you guys next month...







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Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Joined: May 10th, 2014, 12:18 pm

March 7th, 2016, 2:28 am #171

You're losing team members like a sinking ship. Let's hope it doesn't get worse.
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Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

March 7th, 2016, 3:52 am #172

Rest in Peace, Sickle. You were a goddess among insects.
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
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Conqueror of the Eterna Gym
Conqueror of the Eterna Gym
Joined: August 7th, 2013, 2:20 pm

March 7th, 2016, 4:43 am #173

While I do agree with you that the chess version of gym puzzles was a cool idea and more interesting than the classic "dig through the garbage for a switch" one, losing Sickle was heart-breaking. I'm so sorry you lost such a wonderful team member. I wish you luck as you press on.
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Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
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March 7th, 2016, 5:46 pm #174

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Oh, I feel so pitifully about you (Sorrow is gone into the awful void of extreme difficulty)
I'll even write an epitaph for Sickle.
Sickle, you shall be in our hearts for a long time. We shall remember you for the sharp sting of your fury cutter, and the vengeance you have reeked upon the meteor grunts. Our prayers go to you for having a nice, easy existence in vanilla sinnoh, where you can have a nice trainer. May the was of the Sicke not be forgotten.
I don't care about your dog, he didn't yip.
Use your ralts.
You do realize that your Elgyem could have been really helpful.
Why did you even bring Mako? He is weak to psychic type moves.
Completed runs - undocumented alpha sapphire psychic monolocke.
Ongoing: Star wars Emerald run
Personality: This autistic teen is a complete Noob, who likes to think they has a discerning taste in nuzlockes. Expect they to circle the forums like a vullaby, and to give very long comments. Please don't be offended if you find they uncultured. This Pok?mon is known to use many tactic to dissuade people from social interaction such as excessive rambling, and is occasionally considered even more effective than the stench of a stunky. However, it is thought than when not grumpy, It is a very socialble creature.
Basically, I talk to much and get a weird thrill from posting exceedingly long comments. Don't feel obliged to read them.
Yeah, See sentence two of personality again because you don't understand how long they are.
I spoiler my comments now. Feel free to skip them as they may be very long.
Feel free to PM me about bryssruns or Erfleverse.
Pokemon super mystery dungeon dex: 528 out of 720.
Currently hoarding screenies of a silver randomized run.
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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: September 22nd, 2011, 1:55 pm

March 7th, 2016, 11:10 pm #175

S... sickle? SICKLE NOOOOOO SAY IT AIN'T SO ;-; ;-; ;-;

I'm not sorry about Snakewood. At all.

SIICKKLLLLLLLEEEEEE
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
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Joined: February 6th, 2015, 2:53 pm

March 10th, 2016, 9:06 pm #176

RIP Sickle T-T I do hope Cain makes it out of there ok
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

March 27th, 2016, 9:06 pm #177



Sigh...



Better times...



...



Roll the damn opening already Mako!



Perfectly sums up how I feel about Sickle...

Also it happens to be one of my favourite songs so...y'know...
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@Turtleboi - How could it get any worse?
...
Well I fucked myself over by saying that didn't I?


@wedward45 - She's...in a better place now...
I'm not though. I am very, very sad.


@Bookwormgal - It was cool wasn't it? Shame they gave it to a shyster like Radomousse.
It's becoming a Greek Tragedy at this point...I'm going to be hollow at the end of it all...


@jirachi - But...I was her nice trainer...sniff...
Probably never using Ralts. I don't want anything to do with Gardevoirs for a long time...
How? Brainiac couldn't beat a Girafarig in a fair fight. He was mostly there as a meat shield.
Mako was the strongest I had and he had a berry on him. 'Sides he murdered G.Gardevoir.
It was poetic.

@Rapunzel - Ugh...don't remind me of that place...
She will live on in our hearts...and my PC Box until the game is finished and I'm a broken shell of a man.

@Alba Corbina - I'm sure he'll be fine...
I'll probably have to play his prince and save him again...
But now we're friends so I'll only be slightly reluctant.
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@Chubb - 7 deaths in two episodes...what a shitshow...
Oh don't you worry I've got a crack team of newcomers on the way...I think...
...I will never let that Jynx out of the box...
NEVER AGAIN YOU BASTARD!


@Zane0144 - Don't think I've seen you before...well welcome aboard!
To your left is the fountain of my despair and to your right is the chasm of regret.
Have fun!


@Drymus - Yyyyyup.
I tell you losing 5 of your main friends can leave a man in despair
NO! SHE SHOULD BE HERE WITH ME!
She should...


@Gaunt - My anger has gone from being a volcanic rage to a cold hatred for that...scum.
Oh yeah...she was your favourite...shame she went out in the first round...she was a good fish.
Bit bitey but I almost miss the bite marks...
Mako, Jasmine and...oh...just them...right...


@Genesis - You're like a very unhelpful That's So Raven...
Oh heroically and with massive casualties no doubt.


@DrSquidge - It's why I gave it up...killed my whole family in one zugzwang...
Hmmm I'd say it's more of a concentrated stupid anyway...
Less "laser sharks" for one thing.
But this game is obviously monumentally superior.


@nepeta100 - I don't read it. It's an unwritten rule I have. I just go by what Ame tells me on the box.
Fucking...shit...wish Ame told me that.


@biboo195 - Makes the game more...e-exciting though right?
*bursts into tears*


@Dragon116 - Yeah I'm mostly sad about Sickle.
In comparison I couldn't give a shit about the other two.
Yeah...come episode 100 I'll probably be like that.


@AndSoThereIsSt3ffo - Yeah...it's been a rough month at Derogatory HQ...
The first and last Kriketune I'll ever train...
Well they did alright...


@Jaromir - Bug Vahalla? That's where she would have wanted to go anyway...
Second? Who's did I meet already? Oh right Laura. She's probably going to be the only non-evil one in it...
He'll be fine right? I can't lose my plucky gay sidekick!
Yep this has been a hell of a ride...wonder what the next 5 years will hold for us?



@Foamy - Yep.
Nothing but pain.


@doombotmecha - Nah.
If not for the bullshit super-effective Strength move she would have easily beaten the rest of Radomus' team.
Kiki kills the Metagross and then it's open season for Sickle.
So...fuck you I guess?


@NickCrash - Well I didn't care for the ugly bastard so there.
Caught Illumise in Crysolia,Weedsy in South Adventurine and Tanzan Mountain was one place. And I killed the rest. Blame Cheshire.
Box one is nearly full. I can't be greedy. Except this current episode. But I won't use them probably.
I prefer your idea but I was just being petty in how I'm a real person while he's a bunch of ones and zeros.
He just made me so mad...


@webobo - I'm merely a very arrogant comedian my good man.
Can't. Can only catch the first Pokemon on a route. And I killed that Pinsir so...PLAN F it is!


@Damage - He is. I should buy him a cake... I felt that getting blasted by Judgement and surviving (barely) required some battle damage.
You mean catch the Pokemon that murdered Sickle?
Yeah I'll get riiiiiight on that...
I'm not doing that. I'm sick of Psychic types for now...
No point in going back...all the other ones weren't to bad or were explained well enough.


@Skullkin - Jesus that's a reference I'd never have got.
That's a real obscure one if I ever saw one.


@Genesis (2) - Welcome to week 4 buddy!
You made it!


@Xrada - Well it's either that or even longer breaks with no content.
...
But that would let me start another longer project...hmmmm...we'll see come summer time.


Just gonna leave that where I can see it...



Hey gang! Welcome to another episode of the Reborn Nuzlocke!

Well we all know what happened in the last episode...

The last two episodes really...



It's been a rough couple of weeks...

7 good Pokemon dead in 2 episodes...



But I don't want to dwell on that stuff for this episode okay?

We'll just...pretend everything is cool alright?

Cool.



Well we're of to find 7th street and save Luna from her bastard father!

But first...



We need to welcome two new member to the front lines!



Hopefully they'll do a good job and not die on me



Famous last words Liz.

Let's go talk to some people around here.





Ahhh good old meaningless NPC's...

Still talking about Corey like it didn't happen half a year ago...



And damn the light coming from my window is pretty good.

Might have to use this "natural lighting" in future...

Anyway...



Whaddup Arch?



All the money you got.

I'm really fucking strapped for cash.

Spent it all on magic ice-cream...









Uhhhh...



Of course I did?

What do you take me for?

An idiot?









Oh that sounds rather cool...

Might have some good stuff there...




Yes...street names...definitely something I've been paying attention to...





Well here we are...

Forgot that these signs were here

It's a nice touch though.




Ohhhhhhh...



I getcha...



EH? EH? EEEEEEEHHHHH?
















Well with that out of the way let's get moving!



Mannie!



What up my Aqua brother?





Whaddya mean you don't use the cool gang-sign anymore???



fucking philistines wouldn't know cool if it slapped them in the face



Ah.

It's a shithole.





Not sure why I expected anything different though...

But it's actually kind of a cool shithole...I mean a secret underground city is pretty neat.

Secret underground temples however...





Hey this place might not be all that bad...

I think I'll get a few.



And I guess this is the Pokemon center?

I suppose it isn't safe for a real one down here...



Nice to see I'm getting that 7th Street welcome...





Kinda sad seeing a Woobat that strong...

Although I can't imagine Steriod Steve being that great at endearing himself to others





Heavens madam!

What are you suggesting?

I will have no part in it.



While we're on air.



'Sides these aren't really good TMs



Still not good at chatting are you Pierce?







Uhhhh word up homie?



Oh okay he's just crazy.

Or high.




Hmmm...this ain't too bad a selection...lot of event pokemon things in here...





Well it's not all junk but your prices are ridiculous.

I mean $1000 for a Iron Ball? An item that is very, very, VERY common in mine rocks?

Fuck off.





Ohohoho didn't think I'd meet any Magma chumps down here!

This is turning out to be an alright street!



He wasn't any fun. One shotted all of his mons

Buuuut...



We got an evolution out of it!



Heh...Elizabeth Swanna...

Yeah I've said it before so what?



You're also like 30 levels behind the rest bar Snow so don't get a big head ya goose.




Oh...



I know you can't.

































Now let's see what the other vendors have...



Sure!





Oh...you meant "special" techniques...

Okay then...



Sure you will buddy.

Not like we have 70% of the earth or anything...



The hell is this?



Uh...



Hiiii?






Well...at least you're honest about it...







Right...you're just being "charitable"

that just set off like a thousand warning bells...






Jesus...that's really handy from a gameplay point of view...

But also monstrous from a moral point of view...



No thanks Doc.

I'm a pretty mean person but brainwashing is where I draw the line

I'm not a cretin like Radmous thank you very much.




























Why is that guy up there?

How high is the ceiling in this place anyway?








Oh god...

I'd recognize that "dulcet" voice anywhere...





CRAUDBERRY???

OHMIGOD HOW ARE YOU????

IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!!!





Care to explain what you're doing here then?

Something totally legal and above board no doubt!





Lovely woman...





Yeah she does...



...



...ugh...






Were you hiding behind that metal tubing the whole time?







I mean she was a bitch anyway so why would you need for her to use illegal 'mons to ease your conscience?






Wait...nobody wants her to buy from them is that it?

Or do they just not want her shouting her head off?

'Cause she can't run to the police like last time or else she'll be taken down too

And it's not like they hate her enough already...






Ohhhhhh...



I see...



I GETCHA!




See you then buddy.




Now to be a total fucking hypocrite and buy these illegal Pokemon!

I'm such a good role model...



Hey.

Not sure why you chose the con-man occupation when your parents named you "Hustler" but I'll hear you out.






Oh? I don't remember Aqua or Magma selling any Pokemon...

You have my interest...







That's pretty cheap even if it turns out to be a dud so I'll take it.




Thanks pal.





Who the fuck are you?







JESUS!

Didn't expect you to jump off a four storey building...





MOTHER FUCKER!






GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME YOU FLAMBOYANT FUCK-FACE!






He's certainly nimble I'll give him that...



Although...



I'm getting a weird feeling of deja v-



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!



THAT WAS THE MOTHER FUCKING MAGIKARP I WAS ROBBED OF IN EPISODE TWO!

I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THAT!

THAT SON OF A WHORE!




OH GREAT! SO I CAN'T EVEN CHASE HIM DOWN YET!

WONDERFUL!

GAH! LET'S JUST LOOK AT THE FRIGGIN' POKEMON!






Fair enough. I get that.

I'll take a gander about so.







Loudred, Roggenrola and a Abra?

Hang on a minute...



These were the guys in the Blacksteam factory jail with me!

Remember? The place Amaria pretty much tore apart?



So all these guys were stolen by the disguised Day-Care couple...

Then sold by Team Meteor to this shmuck...

Small world I guess



Oof that's a little rich for my blood...



I'll take my business elsewhere.



...



...nnngh...



GAH I'LL BUY THEM ALL!

Fucking conscience...





I might use you for Charlotte's gym Granite...



Hope you can smash Charlotte's Pokemon like you did those jail bars.





Still don't know why you didn't just free yourself...



Suuuure you were.

At least you have an ironic name now.





I don't remember a Lickitung in the jail...

Oh well...Can't just free the ones I know...





Besides not like I'll need these later right?

So I might as well use 'em to free the slaves.



SHUT THE HELL UP!

I-I'M ONLY DOING IT SO I CAN...SELL THEM LATER FOR A HIGHER PRICE!

YEAH!






I already have one of you though...but he was from a vending machine so fuck him.



Okay let's just fast forward a little...















Holy shit!

I forgot about the Cyndaquil!








If I'm honest I'm probably not going to use you.

I have Mako for all my fire needs.

Plus it'll probably annoy some viewers but that's a bonus in my eyes hehe



A job well done if I do say so myself.






It's not like you might have an unfortunate "accident" on your way home or anything...





Uhhh do I know you mate?





Oh yeaaaaahhhh...D.J Asslight and his elitist nightclub right?

That was your name right?






A guy with a large amount of Pokemon in cages on 7th street is suspicious?

Whatever do you mean sir?






Ah gots mah own stolen 'mons in mah truck!

I'm sorry I just couldn't remember why I photoshopped this image so...here we are...







Don't worry mate I won't abuse them.

Well...I'll constructively abuse them but that's different right?






Thank you.





Wait really?

Kind of surprised by that...








I thiiiink I've beaten you to the punch on this plan mate.





HAHAHA YEP! NOTHING BAD IS EVER GOING TO HAPPEN TO THEM NOW! HAHAHA!






I like how you operate Arclight.



Awww you didn't have t-





YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



Yay!






See you Arc!

Thanks for the awesome item!

If you were a girl you could join my harem of item npcs!

or if you were girlier looking...













































Well that turned out rather well!

Maybe I should do good deeds more often!





Although...becoming a drug dealer does sound appealing...



Hey Defacto!

Did you stop bullying Mannie yet?





Yeah I've had...dealings...with them.







Uhhhh...



N-no?




Heh that's clever.







Reallyyyyyy?



Oh don't mind me just...uh doodling...

Please continue.









Is it?

Well that's not the sort of thing I'm interested in...



*scribble* *scribble*










Holy shit!

That sound fucking awesome!

You can be the Linda to my Walter White!

I mean...uh...Bobby Black?

Sean Silver? No that's lame...



Sure thing!





Ah.



...Well...

Raincheck on the drug dealing business for now Defacto.
























Okay.






They seem fine to me lady!



...wait...

Does that make ME creepy?

I mean...



Ever hear of not judging books by their covers lady?

Sheesh...some people...



IS THAT EL!?!




False alarm I guess...

OH SHIT!

I'm supposed to be looking for Luna!



Instead this has become a bloody shopping episode...





*COUGH* *COUGH*

Ugh...awfully dank in here...




Right...



Neat.





Looks like the boys are "black" in town!

...

fucking hell



Okay enough jerking around!

I've got to go find Luna!

And I know just who to ask...



You were the wrong person to ask.

I'll try some of the vendors...






Yeah but not that guy screaming about false prophets okay?





So it's not El?

Who then?

And why is he apparently covered in grass?




Maybe I'll try some of the smarter gang members...




Did he now?





EAT LEAD MOTHER FUCKER!!!





There's...no one here?



How the HELL did I miss him?!?

I was standing right outside the whole time!!

Guess I'll have to keep fucking looki-





Someone just contemplated something nearby.

You'd think I wouldn't be able to hear such an inaudible noise from this distance and with the surrounding noises.

But you'd be wrong apparently.



Wait a minute...



Was that Bennett?

Ugh...guess he's joined the cult full time...

Serra's going to be pissed...



I better try talking him out of it...






I am a man of mystery Bennett.

I go where I am needed most.

and where I'm forced to unfortunately





Uhhhh what ritual?





This is not sounding good...






Uhhhhhh...



They sure will champ!

They might even promote you!







That's very kind of you Bennett.





Fucking idiot.





I think we've done too much fluff this episode to charge into El's base today.

We'll save it for the next episode okay?


So let's go rough up some old lady!

Again!






Meaning I have to do all the work while you keep an eye out for nobody?

Who's going to help Craudberry of all people?








Phhhllllllllpppppttttttttttttttttt!!



That's what you sound like you old bag of fermenting skin.








Oh I'm sooooo frightened.





Try not to break a hip dearie.



Well...you can imagine how this match-up went...



Qwilfish?

Seriously?





Okay this guy was money well spent.

I want one






They should call you Reverse-Loreal.



Because you're worthless.

that was a bit of a stretch








Her fiercesomely unconscious illegal Pokemon.






He's also very dead.

So that's probably more of an obstacle than legal issues.








What?

I thought we were "taking care" of her!?!





Aight.





Down girl.





















Thanks mate.

do I even have any water pokemon left?



Toodles.



Well I think that's a good place to wrap up for this evening!

It was a fun little episode wasn't it?



Sure most of it was spent shopping/liberating but we needed at least one breather episode before things start to go pear-shaped again.



See ya later viewers and viewettes!

Next episode will be up in April sometime!

Byyyyyeeee!!!



































































all I have is this anguished heart...for you have vanished too...

My girl, my girl, my precious girl...just what is this man to do...













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wedward45
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March 27th, 2016, 9:38 pm #178

There's that hidden heart of gold you keep insisting you don't have.

Some kid covered in green? Dude... that sounds like Fern.
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
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Bookwormgal
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March 28th, 2016, 12:07 am #179

So you bought a bunch of black market Pokémon and no one died. I'd say that was a good and productive episode. Very nice work.
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March 29th, 2016, 12:55 am #180

At least you have plenty of Pokemon to use to rebuild after all those losses. And loot. Loot is always nice.

Honestly, when he talked about the guy who was green all over I cringed. But Fern did not curse us with his presence. Yaaaay.
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
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