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Jirachi
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Joined: December 3rd, 2015, 7:29 pm

January 26th, 2016, 3:16 pm #141

Legend of guardians: the third one! The one with 401 12 dot ellipses! By JaGold! Have fun!
Completed runs - undocumented alpha sapphire psychic monolocke.
Ongoing: Star wars Emerald run
Personality: This autistic teen is a complete Noob, who likes to think they has a discerning taste in nuzlockes. Expect they to circle the forums like a vullaby, and to give very long comments. Please don't be offended if you find they uncultured. This Pok?mon is known to use many tactic to dissuade people from social interaction such as excessive rambling, and is occasionally considered even more effective than the stench of a stunky. However, it is thought than when not grumpy, It is a very socialble creature.
Basically, I talk to much and get a weird thrill from posting exceedingly long comments. Don't feel obliged to read them.
Yeah, See sentence two of personality again because you don't understand how long they are.
I spoiler my comments now. Feel free to skip them as they may be very long.
Feel free to PM me about bryssruns or Erfleverse.
Pokemon super mystery dungeon dex: 528 out of 720.
Currently hoarding screenies of a silver randomized run.
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shogun64
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Joined: May 25th, 2014, 1:44 pm

January 26th, 2016, 4:56 pm #142

Hmm...I have an idea relating to the whole reaction-locke thing.

If I were to suggest another game to react to, I would suggest Insurgence, but since that's not finished...

Play Pokemon Adventure-Red Chapter, with a twist...

...You also have to react to the actual Pokemon Adventures manga.

...or maybe I'm making things too complicated, I don't know.

Name: Verum
Adopt one yourself! @Pok?mon Orphanage
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Turtleboi
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Joined: May 10th, 2014, 12:18 pm

January 26th, 2016, 11:31 pm #143

Do a reactionlocke of Pokemon Zeta or Omicron.
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Rapunzel
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: September 22nd, 2011, 1:55 pm

January 27th, 2016, 5:41 am #144

Saphira is so badass she can survive falling off a mountain and blowing up

I like that it acknowledges that you lit the field on fire in that Gym battle. I wonder if the dialogue changes if you don't.

My vote's still for Snakewood (I SWEAR I've seen someone finish it before), Dark Rising, or Advanced Adventure. Because bad hacks are the best hacks.... wait.
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
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THIS IS IT, THE APOCALYPSE: A Pokemon Reborn Half-Nuzlocke


Dresden - Emilia - Ginny
Adonis - Ronette - Larxene

Dark And Difficult Times Lie Ahead: LeafGreen Crueltylocke


Harry - Vernon - Sprout - Draco - Hagrid - Luna
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

January 28th, 2016, 1:27 am #145



Hey there you sexy beasts.

...



Maybe that was a little too forward...



Oh well!

It's time for another exciting episode!

Of me dicking about in the woods!

Just like the anime!

We've sunk that low ladies and gents!



Only recently finished this show so references abound eh?





Well let's see what the woods have to offer us!






This tree looks different from the others...

Is it one of those honey trees from Sinnoh or something?



And a fallen log?

Is this part of a puzzle or something?



Oh well better keep moving for now...





Hey forest?

I'd like to progress at some point here!



Any good Pokemon for me?







That'd be a "no" then...

Enjoy your last glimpse of natural light Weedsy



An exit? Or just deeper into the woods?

HOW EVER WILL I KNOW?



Oh.

That's how.





It's kind of funny that after three seasons , seven (should be nine) badges and six months of my life we're only arriving at Route 1 now.

What magical wonders await us on route 1?





Fuck.



Why is he just standing there though?

Is...is he waiting for me?







Hahaha he WAS waiting for me!

"Heard a bug" he says.

Riiiiiight...







Eight huh?

...

Who did you beat actually?

I've kidnapped Noel so you should only have 7 of them after beating the Castle gym...






And to think you've been focused solely on getting badges while I've been stopping terrorists and saving orphans on my badge hunt.

It's kind of pathetic how you're only a badge ahead of me after all this time.

And I'm starting to think you're bluffing about having that 8th badge anyway.






Oooohhh this is going to be fun.






A Fraxure?

I didn't expect that one to be honest...







Shit that's two Dragon Dance boosts...Cinder won't be able to outspeed it and if I switch someone might die...






Well that's what WOULD have happened if I wasn't a competent trainer.

Props to Move re-learner lady!

She may join my harem of item giving NPCs.



Ground/Dark type huh?

I have just the 'Mon.





Ooooookay that's a 7 level difference...

And I forgot to switch back my main team in when I left the city.

Bah...what am I worried about? It's Fern! I'm in no danger.





Y'see? Sickle is best girl.



Ahhh you bitch.





Fffffffff-

That's a strong Crunch...





Heh...this is getting kinda intense...

Right so he'll heal up again...

Maybe Sickle could finish it off?



Heal.



Hit.



Shit.

She won't outspeed it so I'll have to call her back.



Nah don't be upset Sickle. If I trained you up to Krookodiles level you would have destroyed it easily.

But don't worry I'll get you up to the level-cap in time for the next gym!



Give 'em the old Slap and Slash Cheshire!




Nice.





I could just let Cinder wreck it but I'd rather spread the Exp love...



Let's DO this Selina!



THAT'S THE SPIRIT!




...



Sigh...

Why does this always happen to you?

Oh well Cinder'll finish this up





Do the thing.









FIIYAAAAHHHHH!!!






FIIYAAAAHHH!!!








...

...

...

...

...



Fiiyaaaahhh!






Oh? Do you need some money Fern?



Well let's see what I've got in here...

Do you have change for a...



GO FUCK YOURSELF???




YEP!



She's right here!






What like Sleeping Beauty?

I think the queen from Snow White is hotter to be honest...
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Unf.
...

We weren't talking about my childhood Disney crushes though...





You really don't keep up with Current Events do you Fern?

Actually the only rival who even knows about the orphan plot in Cain.

I don't count Victoria for obvious reasons





Bye Fag Jockey!





GAAAAAHHHH! THAT SONOFABITCH FLASHBANGED ME!


















So what's going on here?

And what the hell is Tauros fighting?






...



Avada Kedavra.





YEAH FUCK THAT RUDE TAUROS!

ME AND BOUFFALANT(?) ARE GONNA OWN THIS ROUTE!






Or...OR WE'LL DO THAT!

YEAH!

Yeah?



Oh well that was nice.

You know if it was done on purpose...

Bouffalant's are just assholes apparently.

I wonder if they're part Dark type?






Anyway I should check the map (that I totally forgot I had) to find this castle gym thing.






So the gym is to the east of here?

And there's a Nature Center to the west...

There's probably trainers that I can grind on over there...



Should we go to the Nature Center first guys?



Wait why am I asking you lot?

I DO WHAT I WANT DAMMIT!

but I still love you mwah!















Ah...



Well I already started callously murdering Tauros's so I might as well finish the job.



Yeah yeah big whoop.



Clumsy shit.



Yeah you too.



Oh hey the first Route 1 trainer!

I mean calling Fern a trainer would be a to demeaning to trainers in general...





A-a level 20 Gothita?

Are all the Trainers here weak cause it's route 1?






And then the punk just throws out a level 60 Luxray that nearly kills Al!

The fuck?





Yeah man...that Luxray is holding you back...

Tell you what I'll trade you a Pansage for it.

That's a good deal right?




Well good for you Miltank.

...

So are all the Tauros and Buffolant the Vampire slayers fighting over you or something?




Ah...here's the Nature Center

...Wait...





SNIPER ON THE ROOF!

TAKE COVER!



...



No I'm not making this joke because I edited myself into a bush and can't remember why.

I DO WHAT I WANT DAMMIT!













It is rather nice knowing that the air here isn't going to give me lung cancer.





Armin.

And he wants to be outside the walls...



...



DO I?

DO I REALLY?




Ah call me when Season 2 is out ya ponce.














Now time to learn about NATURE!

WOOOO!







But how do you get them into the city?

I mean the Grand Gates are closed and I only got here by digging through a Mountain range...






You think someone would have checked by now right?

...



Although to be fair neither Cain or I told anyone what happened there...

Well we were pre-occupied with the whole volcano things so it's still this guy's fault.




Really?



They seemed like a load of moody shites to me!






WHAT?!?!



I've been murdering the wrong fucking bulls!




Also they look funny.






DOUBLE WHAT?

Jumping UP ledges???



I guess my religion was wrong...







Well duh-doy.

I'm not a scientist and even I know how biological competition works.

Who hired you people?

...

Was it Ame? She does have a track record in this region after all...






Aw yeah take it off you slu-

WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY/DO ANYTHING!

SHUT UP!





I can relate to you buddy but why did you just leave?

You'll never find them now and I don't have an Itemfinder or anything so...

Sucks to be you I guess.









Okay final floor of these really stupid scientists...



Oooh...

I should give this to Jasmine when she learns Thunder!

'Course it's better used on Hitmonlees.

I love them so.






N-



...

I'm still not going to look for that guys glasses.

























CQC!





Have we talked before?

I may have missed the screenshots...

And no I don't have a Dunsp-



...



...maybe if I spray paint her...





God damn it.



NOWAITIWASJUSTKIDDIN-
















Not sure I approve of this game charging me to continue...

Oh well the show must go on!

reluctantly





Well I'm back!

And only 50 coins poorer!







CURB YOUR TONGUE SIR!

I AM A HIGH CLASS LADY!





What's this building?





Oh?

The other side of the grand gates?

We're that close to the city?

Hmmmm...



A dead end?

This room looks important though...





Just gonna squeeeeeze through here...



So there ISN'T anything here.

Eh maybe later






Enlighten me.





How long have you been here?

This gate has been closed for years...















Let's a-go Tarous riding!



What is this "A" key you speak of?




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH





Well that was fun!

I think I've explored the west side of route 1 well enough so onto the east!




What?






Oh god...

I didn't sign up for this...







That weirds me out more than the sexual tension...



...

Even though it's super awkward I'm still going to talk to every Miltank in this route.








I really do.

I can feel her breath on my leg...

*shiver*







Hehehehe...

That's a good one.








*THWACK*

NO! Bad Pokemon!



OH GOD HITTING IT ONLY ENCOURAGED IT!



CUT THAT OUT!



NO DON'T DO THAT!



OH GOD! AT LEAST LET ME GET OFF YOUR BACK!








































Well with that horrible and scarring experience behind us... Let's move on shall we?



This is a new part of the wood...





I. DO. WHAT. I. WANT. DAMMIT.



Another Spider web huh?

What the hell keeps blocking me from exploring this wood?



Uh...



Bye?

Something must have spooked him...



Oh well...



So I guess I have to wait six hours for something to show?



...



OR JUST WALK TO THE RIGHT?!?



Well I shouldn't complain...





So if I beat this Pinsir, I get Heracross right?



Welcome to the tem!






YOU BETTER ABSCOND RIGHT THE FUCK BACK HERE AND LET ME ENSLAVELOVE YOU!



Not bad.

Is what I would say if I ever used a grass type in this game.

I think Reckless was the only one I ever used...



Okay...so now where do I go?



CLEARLY NOT THIS WAY?



So...how do I get out of here?

Am I trapped here?





Is it getting c-colder or is that just me?

Maybe I'll take a nap in these flowers...

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...





WHOA!

When the hell did I get this thing?






Did it summon this Flabebe?



Well I might as well catch it!

This is a different area right?

Eh if not I'll just bin Weedsy






I started re-reading Harry Potter.

That's why the references are quite plentiful.





Huh...the flowers warped me out...



Well let's get back to grinding!




HA! Right in it's uvula!



Yeah, yeah I'll wipe it off you big baby.

Now shut up and let me get back to my Dora the Exploring












Tauros...



JUST PUSH THE FUCKING THING WILL YOU?

If Buffolant can do it why can't you??





Also why can't you walk through tall grass?

I can do it.

Is it because it tickles or something?

Well piss off then so I can check ahead.





Oh boy a creepy cabin in a dark wood.

What could possibly go wrong?



Oh god it went wrong real fast in here.

Where's their trainer?

Did they devour him to fuel their mascot powers?





Oh god...

They're boxing me in with their marketability!



Not on my watch you little shits!





Oh.

There's the trainer.







That's great and all but listen.

D-don't go downstairs till I've left okay?

Just trust me...






I see.

Keeping in with the trend of you PC creators living out in the middle of nowhere right?



Although I suppose only Bill and Lannette follow that trend actually.



My Pokemon you mean?






...



Are you okay mate?







Uh...I found it on the ground but if you really want it...




Right...



Well that was fucking weird.

...

I should get moving.























You wanna go?



Hmmm a fork in the road?







Oh? A hint perhaps?





...

...

...



I'm going to rise above his pettiness and continue on.







Well...they're no Sleeping Beauty I'll tell you that much...





WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU SHIT!

I WANT TO SEE A NEW CLEAN CITY!

...

I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T JUST HOP OVER THE COUNTER THOUGH.

I'M GONNA STOP SHOUTING AND LEAVE NOW!

ALSO I FUCKED YOUR MOTHE-



Hello Hiker NPC.




I hope you put up a fight!



He didn't.

So there's a crystal cavern down there?

...



Who want's to bet Team Meteor are down there doing some nonsense again?



Well I'm here I guess!



This was a fun little episode wasn't it?

I mean no plot, no Meteors and no oprhans.

It was also much better to travel than the Wasteland.

Ugh...that place was tedious.



So next episode we should have a new shiny badge!

Cause to be honest a Psychic gym isn't gonna stand up against Sickle, Alphonse and maybe Kiki?

I haven't used a Misdreavus before so it'll be interesting.



Anyway I'll see you guys next time!

Peace out!
[+] Reminder
Just a quick one before I go.

Don't forget to leave suggestions for the next series below with your comments!

Okay peace out for reals now














Siiigh well that's that done with for today.

I should go train some mo-



Is it getting darker?

But it's only 3 o'clock...



Ah I'm sure it's nothing.











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Nuzlocke Forums :



@wedward45 - Thanks for keeping the surprise. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT!

Who needs defense when you have a blinding offense?

Maybe. I'll have to look it up. Yeah I think it'll become my thing 'cause I like visual gags.

If I ever steal the soul of an artist I might do a comic one but it's very unlikely.


@jirachi - But I'd have to play the other 2 to get the full story wouldn't I?


@shogun64 - Adventure Red looks pretty good but I'm not sure if I should...

Considering I'm doing an AshGray one after Season 3 and they might be too similar?

I don't know what you mean by that...do I have to read the manga as well or something?


@Turtleboi - That might be good I've gotten a few messages about that already and I've never played it so it could be fun.!


@Rapunzel - Especially when the Steelix didn't.

It does apparently. But I was always going to go with the most destructive method possible.

Hmmmm...I'll consider Snakewood just for the novelty...Adventure Red too but Dark rising might be too long...



Reborn Website :



@Drymus - I truly deserve that award.


@Chilibunny - But it's not finiiiiished...although I have played up until the end so far and screenshotted and selfie'd through all of it...

So the content IS already there...


@Genesis - Thank you! Yeah gambling gets really tedious in Pokemon games...

I didn't know that they did Trapinches there though...


@Gaunt - Yep. But at least I'll we'll have me screaming at AshGray right?

I never got around to hatching the egg...and as much as I loathe to do it I'm gonna take a page out of Victoria's book

"There's just been so much happening"


@Chubb - Well you see I used a spell and brutally murdered it.

I then killed all the other Spoinks because I'm sick of Psychic types.


@webobo - Tch...that Excadrill would have been sweet...


@AndSoThereIsSt3ffo - You'll get it soon enough...

Maybe...

Possibly...

Zeta and Omnicron is a popular choice lately. Who knows? It might win.


@Jaromir - So I'm going to fuck it up entirely then.

120? That's unusual...Hmmm super long huh?

Longer than Reborn so far?


@biboo195 - No it won't.

Because I'll never hatch it.

Mwahahaha!


Your experience may differ from those participating

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Full of that Derogatory goodness you all know and love!
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The filler arc to end all filler arcs is here!

Can the Derogatory Trainer save Hoenn? Will he even try?

Stay tuned to find out!


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wedward45
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

January 28th, 2016, 2:40 am #146

"While the scythe is not preeminent among weapons of war, anyone who has been on the wrong end of, say, a peasant's revolt knows that in skilled hands it can be deadly."

"Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life."

Two very wonderful and pertinent quotes, I feel.
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
-Havelock Vetinari
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Aszarun
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Joined: April 9th, 2014, 3:40 am

January 28th, 2016, 7:55 am #147

Reading all this has made me want to replay the game just so I can finally beat it... And with all of Amethyst nerfing it shouldn't take me nearly as long to finish it as it used to. Who knows, maybe i'll even pick up a few pokemon I've never used before. You didn't seem to have any problem using a kricketot...

Pokes at Sickle aside, you're getting close to fighting my favorite gym leader of the game... It should surprise no one to find out I enjoy the mad psychic more than the other idiots. More so with his gyms gimmick. I expect to hear you get a bit angry about that, but for me it was an absolute delight.
[+] A Toast to the Mad!
Admittedly, however... He does lead the player on a very merry ride that did not amuse me... But the entire game is kind of like that, so no big deal.
A Witch's Journal; A Terrarian Community Story.
Q&A Currently in progress.

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All the King's Men



A Black 2 Randomized Gijinka Chess-Wed storylocke. (Do we have enough modifiers yet?)
[+] Spoiler
One answer can be the difference between the two, but the question that divided the answer is irrelevant.

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Bidoof, Spinda, Donphan, Dunsparce, Sunkern, Palkia, Mudkip, Noivern
"Time's quill is quick to spill it's ink onto a new page."

"I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness." ? Andreus

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Jirachi
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Joined: December 3rd, 2015, 7:29 pm

January 28th, 2016, 1:54 pm #148

Not really, they do mention the previous two, but it isn't necessary for the gameplay experience.
Completed runs - undocumented alpha sapphire psychic monolocke.
Ongoing: Star wars Emerald run
Personality: This autistic teen is a complete Noob, who likes to think they has a discerning taste in nuzlockes. Expect they to circle the forums like a vullaby, and to give very long comments. Please don't be offended if you find they uncultured. This Pok?mon is known to use many tactic to dissuade people from social interaction such as excessive rambling, and is occasionally considered even more effective than the stench of a stunky. However, it is thought than when not grumpy, It is a very socialble creature.
Basically, I talk to much and get a weird thrill from posting exceedingly long comments. Don't feel obliged to read them.
Yeah, See sentence two of personality again because you don't understand how long they are.
I spoiler my comments now. Feel free to skip them as they may be very long.
Feel free to PM me about bryssruns or Erfleverse.
Pokemon super mystery dungeon dex: 528 out of 720.
Currently hoarding screenies of a silver randomized run.
if you haven't already, read / watch / listen to ALL DOCTOR WHO EVER! You won't regret it.
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

January 30th, 2016, 3:21 pm #149



Howdy y'all.

...

I am really running out of opening greetings...

I sound like a damn cowboy...



Anyway this is the pre-lude episode to the season finale.

Which will take a while to make so it'll be slow to update for a bit



There was an normal episode after this but I combined it with the finale so it's jam-packed with derogatory goodness

Now let's start this episode!



This...this is just brilliant...
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Nuzlocke Forums:


@wedward45 - Okay the second one I get but what's this about peasants? Do I need to murder more peasants?


@Felmin - Well beat it as far as the 13th gym anyway...You got something to say about my awesome all-powerful Kricketune buddy?

Oh yeah Radomus! Hahaha! What a card right?
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I FUCKING HATE HIM. SO MUCH.

@jirachi - We'll see I haven't counted the most popular suggestions yet.



Nuzlocke Forums:


@Drymus - I WASN'T TRYING TO MILK THE MILTANK! I was just talking to it...and yes it is pretty weird.

Oh he's from a awesome show called "Over the Garden Wall". You should watch it. Elijah Wood is in it.


@Gaunt - Hehe it does look like a Gothielle a bit. But no it's from "Over the Garden Wall" A short series that I got into recently.

To be honest I find Fern to be funny in a pathetic sort of way...But all his modern nonsense annoys me to no end. Fucking Swag Jockey...

Probably can't upload it onto Team Showcase since that's for Reborn so I don't think so...


@Damage - What? A good parent? What are you talking about? I'd be terrible at it.

I mean I haven't bothered to finish that game of hide-and-seek with my son for weeks now.

But really though...what?


@webobo - Oh I know that now. But this is a blind run so I didn't have a clue. It's like when the police came to arrest Corey.

I had no idea that was a thing.


@Dragon116 - Now I think The Beast looks like Cynthia from the Rugrats...THANKS.

Well we know how I feel about the sniper thing now.


@Genesis - Yeah that's breaking one of the main rules of Nuzlocke sooooo no.


@Dragon116 (again) - Nice one.


Vanhindenburg castle...

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and mis-pronunciation...



YOU HAVE BADGE???



WE BATTLE!!!



Oh well okay then.

Not like this is mildly suspicious...



I should re-organize my team for this gym...

Meh it can wait till the gym puzzles been solved...




Great! I've been wandering around that forest for a while and could use a break from all the nonse-





...

What...

What the fuck is he wearing?



Why do I always set myself up for stupidity to happen?

...

WHYYYYY???






Mine aren't.

That'll be 20 bucks.





MY GOD!

I HAVEN'T!

WHAT A WONDROUS OCCURRENCE THIS IS!






I must alert the scientific community about this rare ability...



QUIET SELINA!

I have to make this re-used joke that all Nuzlockers make at some point in their career.

I think I've already made it once before too!



...hmmm yes...quite...



...

You say something Mako?





I'm the Derogatory Trainer!

Fuck you and all you stand for!




Wow.

I can't believe I'm meeting the Gossip Garde-

...

...

zzz...

...

Huh?

Sorry I was so uninterested that I dozed off mid-sentence.







Hey how ya doing?



...Luna...why does that name...



OH GOD LUNA YOUR FATHER'S COMING TO REVERSE-KIDNAP YOU!

GIVE ME YOUR MACGUFFIN AND RUN!






SHE HAD IT COMING I SWEAR!

SHE KEPT CALLING EXPLOSIONS BOOMIES!

IT WAS CLEARLY SELF DEFENSE!








I keep telling you people that those pictures of me and that Jynx in the hotel are fakes!

THERE ISN'T EVEN A HOTEL IN THE CITY!






...



Aqua for life bitch!



I wonder how the gang's getting on...

And if Archer ever learned how to count...







Welp...guess I have to change my name again...

I really liked "Sean" too...





YEAH!

Let's get it on like Donkey Kong!

By which I mean I beat you mercilessly like a gorilla would.







...



You can fuck off now dear.





I've been trying to do so with Cain for most of my time in this region.

Unsuccessfully.





Yeah actually that was strange.

Don't you need Gardevoir to battle?



Nice man.

Good with religious zealotry.








Do...you people realize you CAN say no to her right?






A person who doesn't want a homeless runaway in their home?

Although VanswiggleMcdiggle Castle is quite large...





Heh yeah.

People here keep convincing me that magical animals with superpowers live in tall grass.

What nonsense.








You could.

I find "Piss off ya little wanker" to be a good dismissal








Man you must be a super swell guy.

It's a good thing I don't own a giant gym to house runaway kids.

It'd be like...



"Please mister!

I'm hungry and scared and my dad is hunting me down

And he's a religious zealot with ties to a large terrorist organisation!"

And then I'd be all like...




Get the fuck off my lawn kid.






You really think we should just let a visitor in IMMEDIATELY after telling me about her deranged father?

...



NO LET HIM IN WHY NOT??

WHAT'S THE WORSE THAT COULD HAPPEN???



No but I can take a guess who it is...





Ooooooooh...

I didn't guess him...





Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn....



HI CAIN HOW ARE YOU?







Hold up for a minute

You don't even have any badges!

You aren't even that fucking interested in collecting them!

It's just because Victoria (who also has no fucking badges) asked you to.

I'm sure she meant me when she said it as well.



So let's leave it to the pros okay?



...

Do you WANT to be throw in a river?




I don't really care Cain...she hasn't done anything to endear me to her character yet.

All she's done is mouth off and get tortured.






Well great now I won't have to fake-father her anym-



Wait...

What did you say his name was?



Blake.

As in Cal's brother Blake.

As in the Blake that works for Team Meteor.

AS IN THE TEAM METEOR WE FUCKING SAVED HER FROM?



WELL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN JUST WHEN I THINK HE COULDN'T GET ANY STUPIDER CAIN SINKS TO A NEW LOW!



And what rubs salt in the wound is that he was there when Solaris told us about Cal's brother...

Uggggghhhh this fucking idiot...





PREACHING TO THE FUCKING CHOIR MATE!




El's your dad.

Grow up.







EURGHHHH WHAT???



I DON'T SHARE BADGES!

I'M NOT TEAMING UP WITH CAIN JUST SO HE CAN GET AN EASY WIN WHILE I DO ALL THE ACTUAL WORK!



THANK YOU CARROT TOP!







Strategy wouldn't even be a factor mate

We'd have 12 Pokemon and you'd have six.

We'd win easily.

Also what's with the chess shite?






Oh god I'm going to have to put up with another idiot comparing Pokemon battles to chess...

Why does everything have to come down to chess with these people?





No?

I think the person who isn't fighting their first gym battle should go first.

Y'know...ME?





Well at least it didn't take you 2 gym battles to figure it out like Fern...




Whatever I'll take the free experience points...





...



IgotsomenewtrickshesaysyetheopenswithapoisontypemygodwhatdidIdotodeservethisidiot?



Imagoodpersonright?Imeanifyouignoreeverythingididaftertheageofsixiwasaprettydecentkid



...

Uh-huh...





That didn't look like a kill Selina...



Great more of Muk...





Or he'll switch out an Absol and render my Psychic attack meaningless..

Huh...

Maybe this fight won't be a complete slaughter for Cain...






Oh wait he's fighting me.



Meh...I'll use Al...




A decent attack by Nidoking but...





Not decent enough!




His water type huh?



He's in for s shocking surprise.

Except this is how I always beat Samurott.



Meh won't do him any good.






HOOOOOKAY MAYBE IT WILL!




Well shit.



Ah you'll be fine

But I'm gonna go ahead and switch in Cinder so you don't die...



That second Sword dance was a bad idea Cain.






And Selina finshes off the Muk that knows Surf but shouldn't because of physics



I'm waiting to see what else Cain has to counter Psychics...

Or was Absol his only plan?





Well that's a legitimate surprise right there.

And not a bad choice of 'mon either!

Congrats Cain. My respect for you has gone up slightly!






Well it WOULD have gone up if Galvantulas were sturdier than paper mache.



Gengar huh?

Cinder can probably take this one as well...



I overwhelm everyone mate.







Hoooo...that was closer than I'd like...





No.

No I don't.

Good job by the way.

You're still the best fire type I know.



Oh for fuck's sake...

You're the best FIGHTING type I know.

You bloody drama queen.




He can't.




I don't know how he can seeing as you're wearing a ancient Mayan temple on your fucking head!






Oh no...



This is starting to sound like I won't be getting my badge anytime soon...








"Oh nothing"?

Mate it's fairly obvious what you mean.



Someone's taken/hurt Gardevoir and made the first move like the white pieces in chess.

That's why you're playing black.

And it doesn't take a genius to figure out who's playing white...




WHO INDEED?






Wait...so El didn't deliver it himself?

Or is Luna so deep in the fantasy she doesn't recognize her father?









You can talk about your weird tastes in hats and make chess quips at each other alllll day!






...How?





It's almost as if he DIDN'T like you.






You think we'd have heard something no?




Oh...



Well I suppose we were deafened by Cain's sucking that we didn't hear...

...

...

...



Don't you fucking dare take that out of context viewers.



Nah.





We aren't?

Great!



I'll just kick back and relax in this nice mansion!





No.








...

Maybe I've misjudged you Radomus...

At least you aren't willing to walk into an obvious trap.







Cain! At the risk of making a 33 year old reference...

IT'S A TRAP!









What the fuck Radomus?

I was changing my mind about you!

THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN A POSITIVE WAY OFTEN Y'KNOW





...

Did he just turn into Sherlock Holmes?

...






Bon voyage!

I'll stay here away from any idiot traps then.



Just gonna sit right here on this nice couch.



Hey Luna!

How about some snacks while I wait?






Alright then...I'll do without...








Man...I sure do check my fingernails a lot...

Wonder if I have a problem with vanity?








Nah I'm to handsome to be vain...






ALRIGHT!



I'll fucking go.

But only to progress through this nonsense...



Just got to make a few changes...

Getting rid of Flounder II for one...



Oh you guys waited for me.

Hooraaaaay.







NO! We'll be going to collect her to fake-trade with Luna!



...

Actually El didn't provide us with a time or a place to meet so we can exchange her...



What kind of shitty kidnapping is this???

You lead a cult El!

You're supposed to be good at this!




MISUNDERSTAND???



You're being deliberately coy about this whole thing!

You clearly know something we don't but aren't inclined to share it.

So of course he's going to misunderstand!




There aren't any wild Gardevoir to be drawn to him.

So if he raised it from a Ralts it'd probably be loyal to him after spending so much time with him.






Maybe I'm wrong and Cain is just a fucking idiot.

I mean why the fuck is he so gung-ho about this Pokemon he's never met?

And he keeps ignoring all the "subtle" hints...

Ugh...










Back to the city already??

Aww...
















There was a Girafarig here but you know how I feel about those so I killed it.
















I suppose I'll check Tanzan mountain then...

















He wasn't there and I doubt he'd have got past the PokeMart outside Chrysolia forest...




And he wasn't secretly in charge of the Nature center either...

That leaves...





Seriously?





No. Stop.



Well I tried.

Also...



WHY THE HELL WOULD HE TRY THIS WAY?

THESE GATES HAVE BEEN CLOSED FOR FUCKING YEARS!

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!!

AND WHERE WAS GARDEVOIR?

HE DOESN'T HAVE HER POKEBALL SO SHE SHOULD BE WITH HIM IN THE OVERWORLD OR SOMETHING!








See? It's just a dead end!



...

Although where did he go?

He definitely went this way...






YOU'LL NEVER PROVE I KILLED THOSE CHILDREN!

Oh wait it's just you dipshits.

...

Didn't you leave before me?






I don't think this small room counts as a cave Cain.

Professor Oak probably told him it wasn't time to use it now.

...

He telepathically tells you guys when to use items too right?

R-right?



The dumbass in the Sherlock Holmes outfit?






Just like Saphira after a couple of dri-

...

I should stop making that joke...

I don't want her to kill me...



Unless you're a an obese 7ft tall man I doubt it.

I mean I fit through there and I'm a big guy.






...



Are you...stuck?

Seriously?






So that's 10 years for El to learn not to escape this way.






Have they tried destroying them and then making new ones?

I mean that could be done in a few months instead of waiting +10 years...





HIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS





Wait what?

Are you NOT gay?

B-but...all the signs pointed to...

Huh...





Finally!



Look at that editing skill...






Oh heavens. What a tragic turn of events.






I shall compose a poem to remember our fallen comrade...

I shall call it..."Dear Cain"...

There once was a boy(?) called Cain.

Who tried to best me in vain.

He never used his head

And now he is dead

Sucks to be you.

Dear Cain.






Shit.

Well I guess we know where El ran off to...

But did he know about the cave before he got here?




So we gonna hold hands or...?



References!



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January 30th, 2016, 4:32 pm #150

DerogatoryTrainer wrote:Okay the second one I get but what's this about peasants? Do I need to murder more peasants?
Scythe = Sickle. You are, in fact, the peasant in this analogy.
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January 30th, 2016, 4:47 pm #151

WHERE THE HELL DID FERN GET A FRAXURE.

Jumping up ledges? SORCERY.

Hell yeah Tauros rides! Getting to ride Pokemon was one of my favorite things in XY. Nice to see it again.

And then they ruined it with cow shipping. Not to be confused with cow tipping.

Those Pikachu. That trainer. OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FOREST.

Heather went and got adopted by a Meteor Grunt UUGHGHHH STOP NEEDING RESCUING.

hooooly shit cinder

Radomus is… well. He’s certainly something. Um.
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January 30th, 2016, 5:28 pm #152

Maybe I should elaborate. Pokemon Adventures: Red Chapter is based off of the manga of the same name. Unlike both the games and anime, the manga features such things as Pokemon on Trainer violence, people who aren't complete idiots, and AN ARBOK BEING CUT IN HALF.

What I'm saying, however, is that the story is best enjoyed in manga format, and isn't properly conveyed in the game setting with the limited graphics. However, reading the manga at the same time as playing the game will give a better idea of what's going on.

Of course, I suppose you could just play the game...it's just that I've wanted to see someone react to the manga for a very long time.

But, again, it's entirely up to you.

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January 30th, 2016, 5:51 pm #153

I retract my Drayano Hack idea and second shogun's plan. The manga is better than the anime will ever hope to be.
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January 30th, 2016, 7:54 pm #154

I think you should try to do Storm Silver with the Wariolocke idea where if your pokemon dies, you play a minigame (preferably with the games from the pokemon site, but WarioWare works fine) and losing a minigame begets a punishment chosen by RNG for one play your (grinding does not count in the hour). You can use the punishments from here as a base, then have the viewers add punishments to keep things fresh.

Anyways Randomus second best character bumping down Michelle BayJulia and it was fun to gain badges every update while it lasted.
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February 1st, 2016, 12:49 pm #155

i swear if there is a literal rabbit down there i will flip some shit

not my own but somebody's, definitely


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February 3rd, 2016, 4:44 am #156

Vote's over.

Snakewood won.

I fucking hate you all for doing this to me.


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February 6th, 2016, 1:47 am #157

DerogatoryTrainer wrote:Vote's over.

Snakewood won.

I fucking hate you all for doing this to me.
*holds hands up defensively*

Hey, I didn't vote for snakewood. Personally I hate that game. (not because of difficulty, but because pokemon zombies just seems stupid to me.)

In any case, the choice to play snakewood is and always will be yours. Don't blame us.

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February 6th, 2016, 2:14 am #158

I voted Adventure Red. Blame Rapunzel, she's the one who suggested Snakewood in the first place.
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February 6th, 2016, 7:24 am #159

shogun64 wrote:*holds hands up defensively*

Hey, I didn't vote for snakewood. Personally I hate that game. (not because of difficulty, but because pokemon zombies just seems stupid to me.)

In any case, the choice to play snakewood is and always will be yours. Don't blame us.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Hey man it wasn't my choice.

I wanted to do Zeta or Adventure Red.

But Snakewood was really popular on the Reborn site.

It edged out Adventure Red by 3 votes.

(I totally agree with you on the zombie Pokemon thing.

Why would zombies challenge me to a pokemon battle?)


wedward45 wrote:I voted Adventure Red. Blame Rapunzel, she's the one who suggested Snakewood in the first place.
I do blame her.

Sooooo much blame...


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February 6th, 2016, 4:25 pm #160

who meeeee?



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