Hey there you sexy beasts.
Maybe that was a little too forward...
It's time for another exciting episode!
Of me dicking about in the woods!
Just like the anime!
We've sunk that low ladies and gents!
Only recently finished this show so references abound eh?
Well let's see what the woods have to offer us!
This tree looks different from the others...
Is it one of those honey trees from Sinnoh or something?
And a fallen log?
Is this part of a puzzle or something?
Oh well better keep moving for now...
I'd like to progress at some point here!
Any good Pokemon for me?
That'd be a "no" then...
Enjoy your last glimpse of natural light Weedsy
An exit? Or just deeper into the woods?
HOW EVER WILL I KNOW?
It's kind of funny that after three seasons , seven (should be nine) badges and six months of my life we're only arriving at Route 1 now.
What magical wonders await us on route 1?
Why is he just standing there though?
Is...is he waiting for me?
Hahaha he WAS waiting for me!
"Heard a bug" he says.
Who did you beat actually?
I've kidnapped Noel so you should only have 7 of them after beating the Castle gym...
And to think you've been focused solely on getting badges while I've been stopping terrorists and saving orphans on my badge hunt.
It's kind of pathetic how you're only a badge ahead of me after all this time.
And I'm starting to think you're bluffing about having that 8th badge anyway.
Oooohhh this is going to be fun.
I didn't expect that one to be honest...
Shit that's two Dragon Dance boosts...Cinder won't be able to outspeed it and if I switch someone might die...
Well that's what WOULD have happened if I wasn't a competent trainer.
Props to Move re-learner lady!
She may join my harem of item giving NPCs.
Ground/Dark type huh?
I have just the 'Mon.
Ooooookay that's a 7 level difference...
And I forgot to switch back my main team in when I left the city.
Bah...what am I worried about? It's Fern! I'm in no danger.
Y'see? Sickle is best girl.
Ahhh you bitch.
That's a strong Crunch...
Heh...this is getting kinda intense...
Right so he'll heal up again...
Maybe Sickle could finish it off?
She won't outspeed it so I'll have to call her back.
Nah don't be upset Sickle. If I trained you up to Krookodiles level you would have destroyed it easily.
But don't worry I'll get you up to the level-cap in time for the next gym!
Give 'em the old Slap and Slash Cheshire!
I could just let Cinder wreck it but I'd rather spread the Exp love...
Let's DO this Selina!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
Why does this always happen to you?
Oh well Cinder'll finish this up
Do the thing.
Oh? Do you need some money Fern?
Well let's see what I've got in here...
Do you have change for a...
GO FUCK YOURSELF???
She's right here!
What like Sleeping Beauty?
I think the queen from Snow White is hotter to be honest...
- [+] Spoiler
We weren't talking about my childhood Disney crushes though...
You really don't keep up with Current Events do you Fern?
Actually the only rival who even knows about the orphan plot in Cain.
I don't count Victoria for obvious reasons
Bye Fag Jockey!
GAAAAAHHHH! THAT SONOFABITCH FLASHBANGED ME!
So what's going on here?
And what the hell is Tauros fighting?
YEAH FUCK THAT RUDE TAUROS!
ME AND BOUFFALANT(?) ARE GONNA OWN THIS ROUTE!
Or...OR WE'LL DO THAT!
Oh well that was nice.
You know if it was done on purpose...
Bouffalant's are just assholes apparently.
I wonder if they're part Dark type?
Anyway I should check the map (that I totally forgot I had) to find this castle gym thing.
So the gym is to the east of here?
And there's a Nature Center to the west...
There's probably trainers that I can grind on over there...
Should we go to the Nature Center first guys?
Wait why am I asking you lot?
I DO WHAT I WANT DAMMIT!
but I still love you mwah!
Well I already started callously murdering Tauros's so I might as well finish the job.
Yeah yeah big whoop.
Yeah you too.
Oh hey the first Route 1 trainer!
I mean calling Fern a trainer would be a to demeaning to trainers in general...
A-a level 20 Gothita?
Are all the Trainers here weak cause it's route 1?
And then the punk just throws out a level 60 Luxray that nearly kills Al!
Yeah man...that Luxray is holding you back...
Tell you what I'll trade you a Pansage for it.
That's a good deal right?
Well good for you Miltank.
So are all the Tauros and Buffolant the Vampire slayers fighting over you or something?
Ah...here's the Nature Center
SNIPER ON THE ROOF!
No I'm not making this joke because I edited myself into a bush and can't remember why.
I DO WHAT I WANT DAMMIT!
It is rather nice knowing that the air here isn't going to give me lung cancer.
And he wants to be outside the walls...
DO I REALLY?
Ah call me when Season 2 is out ya ponce.
Now time to learn about NATURE!
But how do you get them into the city?
I mean the Grand Gates are closed and I only got here by digging through a Mountain range...
You think someone would have checked by now right?
Although to be fair neither Cain or I told anyone what happened there...
Well we were pre-occupied with the whole volcano things so it's still this guy's fault.
They seemed like a load of moody shites to me!
I've been murdering the wrong fucking bulls!
Also they look funny.
I guess my religion was wrong...
I'm not a scientist and even I know how biological competition works.
Who hired you people?
Was it Ame? She does have a track record in this region after all...
Aw yeah take it off you slu-
WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY/DO ANYTHING!
I can relate to you buddy but why did you just leave?
You'll never find them now and I don't have an Itemfinder or anything so...
Sucks to be you I guess.
Okay final floor of these really stupid scientists...
I should give this to Jasmine when she learns Thunder!
'Course it's better used on Hitmonlees.
I love them so.
I'm still not going to look for that guys glasses.
Have we talked before?
I may have missed the screenshots...
And no I don't have a Dunsp-
...maybe if I spray paint her...
God damn it.
Not sure I approve of this game charging me to continue...
Oh well the show must go on!
Well I'm back!
And only 50 coins poorer!
CURB YOUR TONGUE SIR!
I AM A HIGH CLASS LADY!
What's this building?
The other side of the grand gates?
We're that close to the city?
A dead end?
This room looks important though...
Just gonna squeeeeeze through here...
So there ISN'T anything here.
Eh maybe later
How long have you been here?
This gate has been closed for years...
Let's a-go Tarous riding!
What is this "A" key you speak of?
Well that was fun!
I think I've explored the west side of route 1 well enough so onto the east!
I didn't sign up for this...
That weirds me out more than the sexual tension...
Even though it's super awkward I'm still going to talk to every Miltank in this route.
I really do.
I can feel her breath on my leg...
That's a good one.
NO! Bad Pokemon!
OH GOD HITTING IT ONLY ENCOURAGED IT!
CUT THAT OUT!
NO DON'T DO THAT!
OH GOD! AT LEAST LET ME GET OFF YOUR BACK!
Well with that horrible and scarring experience behind us... Let's move on shall we?
This is a new part of the wood...
I. DO. WHAT. I. WANT. DAMMIT.
Another Spider web huh?
What the hell keeps blocking me from exploring this wood?
Something must have spooked him...
So I guess I have to wait six hours for something to show?
OR JUST WALK TO THE RIGHT?!?
Well I shouldn't complain...
So if I beat this Pinsir, I get Heracross right?
Welcome to the tem!
YOU BETTER ABSCOND RIGHT THE FUCK BACK HERE AND LET ME ENSLAVE
Is what I would say if I ever used a grass type in this game.
I think Reckless was the only one I ever used...
Okay...so now where do I go?
CLEARLY NOT THIS WAY?
So...how do I get out of here?
Am I trapped here?
Is it getting c-colder or is that just me?
Maybe I'll take a nap in these flowers...
When the hell did I get this thing?
Did it summon this Flabebe?
Well I might as well catch it!
This is a different area right?
Eh if not I'll just bin Weedsy
I started re-reading Harry Potter.
That's why the references are quite plentiful.
Huh...the flowers warped me out...
Well let's get back to grinding!
HA! Right in it's uvula!
Yeah, yeah I'll wipe it off you big baby.
Now shut up and let me get back to my Dora the Exploring
JUST PUSH THE FUCKING THING WILL YOU?
If Buffolant can do it why can't you??
Also why can't you walk through tall grass?
I can do it.
Is it because it tickles or something?
Well piss off then so I can check ahead.
Oh boy a creepy cabin in a dark wood.
What could possibly go wrong?
Oh god it went wrong real fast in here.
Where's their trainer?
Did they devour him to fuel their mascot powers?
They're boxing me in with their marketability!
Not on my watch you little shits!
There's the trainer.
That's great and all but listen.
D-don't go downstairs till I've left okay?
Just trust me...
Keeping in with the trend of you PC creators living out in the middle of nowhere right?
Although I suppose only Bill and Lannette follow that trend actually.
My Pokemon you mean?
Are you okay mate?
Uh...I found it on the ground but if you really want it...
Well that was fucking weird.
I should get moving.
You wanna go?
Hmmm a fork in the road?
Oh? A hint perhaps?
I'm going to rise above his pettiness and continue on.
Well...they're no Sleeping Beauty I'll tell you that much...
WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU SHIT!
I WANT TO SEE A NEW CLEAN CITY!
I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T JUST HOP OVER THE COUNTER THOUGH.
I'M GONNA STOP SHOUTING AND LEAVE NOW!
ALSO I FUCKED YOUR MOTHE-
Hello Hiker NPC.
I hope you put up a fight!
So there's a crystal cavern down there?
Who want's to bet Team Meteor are down there doing some nonsense again?
Well I'm here I guess!
This was a fun little episode wasn't it?
I mean no plot, no Meteors and no oprhans.
It was also much better to travel than the Wasteland.
Ugh...that place was tedious.
So next episode we should have a new shiny badge!
Cause to be honest a Psychic gym isn't gonna stand up against Sickle, Alphonse and maybe Kiki?
I haven't used a Misdreavus before so it'll be interesting.
Anyway I'll see you guys next time!
- [+] Reminder
- Just a quick one before I go.
Don't forget to leave suggestions for the next series below with your comments!
Okay peace out for reals now
Siiigh well that's that done with for today.
I should go train some mo-
Is it getting darker?
But it's only 3 o'clock...
Ah I'm sure it's nothing.
- [+] Oops I did it again. Here are your Replies!
Nuzlocke Forums :
@wedward45 - Thanks for keeping the surprise. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT!
Who needs defense when you have a blinding offense?
Maybe. I'll have to look it up. Yeah I think it'll become my thing 'cause I like visual gags.
If I ever steal the soul of an artist I might do a comic one but it's very unlikely.
@jirachi - But I'd have to play the other 2 to get the full story wouldn't I?
@shogun64 - Adventure Red looks pretty good but I'm not sure if I should...
Considering I'm doing an AshGray one after Season 3 and they might be too similar?
I don't know what you mean by that...do I have to read the manga as well or something?
@Turtleboi - That might be good I've gotten a few messages about that already and I've never played it so it could be fun.!
@Rapunzel - Especially when the Steelix didn't.
It does apparently. But I was always going to go with the most destructive method possible.
Hmmmm...I'll consider Snakewood just for the novelty...Adventure Red too but Dark rising might be too long...
Reborn Website :
@Drymus - I truly deserve that award.
@Chilibunny - But it's not finiiiiished...although I have played up until the end so far and screenshotted and selfie'd through all of it...
So the content IS already there...
@Genesis - Thank you! Yeah gambling gets really tedious in Pokemon games...
I didn't know that they did Trapinches there though...
@Gaunt - Yep. But at least I'll we'll have me screaming at AshGray right?
I never got around to hatching the egg...and as much as I loathe to do it I'm gonna take a page out of Victoria's book
"There's just been so much happening"
@Chubb - Well you see I used a spell and brutally murdered it.
I then killed all the other Spoinks because I'm sick of Psychic types.
@webobo - Tch...that Excadrill would have been sweet...
@AndSoThereIsSt3ffo - You'll get it soon enough...
Zeta and Omnicron is a popular choice lately. Who knows? It might win.
@Jaromir - So I'm going to fuck it up entirely then.
120? That's unusual...Hmmm super long huh?
Longer than Reborn so far?
@biboo195 - No it won't.
Because I'll never hatch it.