Hey there boys and girls!
Not much to say right now so we'll dive right in mkay?
This...this shouldn't sound so good...
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@Felmin - Serra might have had those water and ground moves but she didn't get a chance to use them but yeah she was nerfed at some point I think.
Well he said the rails were no indicator so I just guessed I should ignore them.
Apparently I would have fought Connal and get a different cutscene if I left Heather with him in Yureyu and fought Sirius there instead.
Sirius just hasn't found his thing yet. That's why he wears the eyepatch. To fit in with the rest of the weirdos.
Yeah I think I was just intimidated by it's bulk. It went down easier than Saphira after a few drinks...I should stop making that joke...
It was technically 4 because I switched in Al at one point and it didn't affect him. The RNG was in my favour I guess.
@Rapunzel - It's so cool...like a Abra from the future...And I prefer to be arrogant and claim that my luck is actually skill...
Cause I'm great you see. When you said BAMF i was confusing it for the noise Nightcrawler makes...I am not up to date with my slang...
@wedward45 - When has an explosion ever killed anyone? Ugh...I sounded like Julia for a minute there...
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@Robin - Shit.
That's all I have to say.
@Pillowcase - Noooooooooooooooooo I'm nobody's kid brother! 1st born child foreverrrrrrr!
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@Drymus - We are the masters of the RNG!
Ooooohhhhhh...that sneaky little shit.
@Genesis - I would have but then this episode would have been just about me dicking about. Well...more so than usual anyway...
@Gaunt - Never apply logic to Pokemon. It drives the strongest men insane. Just like it did to me...
@Jaromir - Well the Abra mainly. Cinder had that Steelix under control. You have Poke-Nam flashbacks too?
@Foamy - I wonder if I could make that a rule?
...You do not want to know how much I laughed because of that being pointed out...just...whew...
@613_Raiden - I SPIT IN THEIR FACES. Just cause I like being an asshole.
Okay time to break some bad news.
DON'T ALL RUSH TO GREET ME AT ONCE GUYS!
NOT LIKE I FOUGHT A GIANT MONSTER AND FELL OFF A MOUNTAIN OR ANYTHING!
She does after a few drinks though!
Let's just forget I said that okay kids?
How the hell did you see that from here??
Do you have super orphan vision or someth-
You DO have super orphan vision don't you?
You saw me through the door in the orphanage...
He wasn't lying though.
He's just stating a probability.
YEAH! HOPES AND DREAMS! SAVE THE WORLD!
ALL THAT JAZZ!
and remember she's the weakest
So where are your parents then?
Thank you Shelly.
You get a cookie.
Ohhhhhh something happened...
The kind that leaves mental scars?
Some bitch named Lin.
But a more important question is how Anna could see Saphira but not Lin...
I DON'T KNOW MAYBE EVERYONE IS CALLED LIN HERE?
MAYBE IT'S THE "JOHN" OF POKEMON REBORN?
I knew I forgot something!
How the fuck have you read a book containing all the plot information Shelly?
I mean this is just a sloppy exposition dump in my opinion.
And it's exposition I don't need!
A TEAM METEOR!
Can you guys get a move on and catch up to where I've been since episode 14?
I know all this Shelly.
I was one of the first down there.
Apparently this is the "No Shit Sherlock" episode.
That's a refreshing change of pace.
CONSIDERING YOU LOT DON'T DO ANYTHING!
But Amaria has the Sapphire Bracelets right?
I really hope Amaria isn't your long-lost sister or something
I'm getting sick of everyone being related in this fucking region.
A fire you say???
So Anna can see invisible burns on Charlotte and "glowiness" on me...
Earlier I would have written it off as her being a nutjob but now...
She clearly has some sort of power...Maybe she can see auras?
Although my aura surely isn't bright and "glowy" right?
Let's put that in the think-box for now...
You have no idea how satisfied I am to see her upset...
Oh Anna...how did I not like you earlier?
Great idea Anna!
I take back all the bad things I muttered about you!
*gasp* *gasp* YOU TELEPORTING CHEATERS! *wheeze*
I cannot remember the significance of this screenshot...
SCREW IT LET'S DO THIS!!!
I am much happier with you as referee Shelly.
IT'S FIGHTIN' TIME!
Being surrounded by nature is so soothing...
Destroy it all Cinder.
FLAMES! GLORIOUS FLAMES!
That won't stop the flames.
THE POWER OF FIRE IS MINE TO WIELD!
UNLESS YOU HAVE A PYROAR!
THEN WE'RE ABOUT EVEN.
Hrmmm...It's probably going to use Rock Blast 'cause of the Skill Link ability...
So I'll go for a more neutral type advantage...
There it is...
I think that was a given dialogue box.
I should probably put out the flames on my side of the battle...
Flame...dear flame...I must bid you farewell...
cause I don't want to edit you into every picture of me
That's just a normal type right?
Not Normal/Psychic or anything?
Yeah might as well.
It probably knows Psychic but you'd definitely outspeed it
You just make everything look like it is buddy.
Oh hey haven't seen one of those in this game yet.
Gonna Jazz it right up!
Uhhhh...we're doing an episode of Home Makeover?
Only with fire!
Look just kill the bird.
Pff you call that an attack?
THAT WAS AN ATTACK!
Nice work Jazz!
I should give it more often if you guys keep performing this well!
I mean seriously with Mako pretty much soloing Serra and Cinder destroying a giant Steelix we're on a winning streak!
Ugh...such a boring Pokemon...
It's typing is the only interesting thing about it...
And seeing as it's immune to ghosts and I didn't bring Sickle...
I know it's not going to be a challenge for you so let's just get this guy out of the way quick
Fire the magic bon bons!
Noel switched out his Pokemon.
Ah well shouldn't be a problem for Selina right?
And that was a Psychic...
I'm gonna go ahead and switch you out for a more physical fighter
Who'll null any normal type moves this Clefable knows!
And seeing as Clefable's part Fairy now...
And I don't care~
Wait what? Why's Cinder out?
And that's my excuse because I don't remember why I switched him.
That was a very pathetic MoonBlast.
Alright! That's his ace gone!
I've basically won this now!
Who...who is he referring to?
Me? His Pokemon? My Pokemon?
Doesn't matter now though!
And once more with feeling...
Shame you set it so low in the first place.
i.e. you suck.
Piece of cake
Oh Anna you're alright...
It's a nice touch that they noticed my BRILLIANT strategy.
And I'm guessing you don't know how that works either right?
Oh well I gots a shiny badge so I'm happy
Don't want it
Quite badly too!
I think Mako crippled that Wigglytuff!
Oh do tell!
I'm excited to hear how everything is Charlotte's fault!
So she's the reason your parents are dead and the reason you were tortured in an orphanage?
This is a good day.
Well they went out PRETTY EASILY then I guess.
I fail to see how she kept any of you safe.
Especially at her own loss.
You were all trapped with the Doctor and (yes I'm mentioning it again)weren't adopted by her when she turned 18?
By then I assume she was already a gym leader because this region's league is just fucking terrible at hiring people.
So she could have easily taken all of you far away from him.
But she didn't.
She could have just busted you out as well.
I mean I was much weaker than her when I fucking did it.
Look...let's just go back to you blaming Charlotte for everything okay?
Ah stop crying you big baby.
She was just introduced as a character she's got plenty of mileage in her yet.
I prefer using violence.
Well...adult women maybe...
Grown men crying isn't as well received.
The default public mode for guys is "aloof"
Oooh I could use a snack!
Maybe if I start crying over nothing they'll feed me?
We've never had a one-on-one talk have we kid?
Do you like sports?
Poor kid...brow-beaten by his own sister...
Her ashes you mean?
Maybe the Steelix cushioned her fall?
They're made out of pillows and love right?
Not cold hard metal?
IT EXPLODED WITHOUT ME???
I could just wait here.
Saphira is definitely alive now.
I don't think I caught anything here yet...
I still need a good water type.
one that doesn't bite me constantly at least
Cause she'll evolve into an Elisabeth SWANNA!
There wasn't a hole on the left side door before...
Someone's been using Tear Down.
I'm not surprised.
It was very unlikely that you'd be killed off so soon after meeting you.
And you do actually seem capable of handling yourself.
I'M PRETTY SURE THE WHOLE DAMN REGION KNOWS ABOUT YOU GUYS!
AND I'M EXTRA SURE THE LEADER OF TEAM METEOR WOULD!
ESPECIALLY SEEING AS HOW WE ALL FIND HER FAMILIAR BUT CAN'T REMEMBER WHY!
Oooohhhh is it a TM?
A good one now? Not another Hidden Power?
Why don't you just give this to her?
It's not exactly news.
But painting one on me is JUST FINE AND DANDY HUH?
That's not a reason to give me these.
Okay hold the fuck up Saphira.
That's a terrible fucking idea.
You and Laura are both stronger than me
only a little though right?
And you'll have some form of back-up from competent battlers like Noel and Shelly
How is sending me, on my own, with my kill-able Pokemon and my track record of always running into Team Meteor a better option?
And knowing this game's track record (like with that Magikarp)
It's going to get taken off me without a battle even though I should be able to fucking hold on to the thing.
if that happens I'm going to be so fucking mad
I hope so.
And if I don't have those MacGuffins when we meet again I'm going to rub your face in it.
Now piss off my mood's been spoiled.
Right she's gone.
Guess I'll explore the left cave?
The left cave sucks.
And it has this weird gem that SHOULD do something right?
I thought the mountain would go on for longer...
Oh wow...a new part of the region...
Should be exciting...
But I've heard I won't be able to go back to the city for a long time after this...
Something about a circus as well...
So I'm gonna dedicate the rest of this episode to faffing about!
And we're back.
To the...crime invested...poverty stricken...city...
Best heal after that short wild pokemon grinding.
Do I know that guy?
It's just what I do.
Please miss. Do continue...
Oh. So that's who I left in here before I skipped town...
Might as well take them both ou-
I'll hatch this egg while I'm running around.
I want that Flygon.
I don't know why. I'm never going to use them.
Okay! What to do next?
I bet I could sell that Corrupted Pokeball here...
Huh...didn't read the description until now...
So it's worthless then?
Do they usually try to sell people drugs?
..."What'd I tell you"?
H-have we met before?
We have to MAINTAIN these things?
I've been chucking them at rocks to practice my opening throw...
So...you guys enjoying Pokeball Science 101?
So it's worthless. Great.
Had to sit through a lecture on fucking PokePhysi-
You know what?
Just so I can chuck it into ShitBrown Lake.
Hold the Pokephone!
There "might" have been?
Buddy...in this game that means there definitely IS a Pokemon inside!
So they're Digimon then?
Science truly knows no copyright laws!
I want it.
Yes but I'm the Derogatory Trainer
I'm a big deal to my mom
I can totally tame a MissingNo.
No that was Serra.
*Ba dum tish*
96% corruption? To my Protagonist powers that might as well be 0%
Well isn't that a coinky-dink?
I happen to have a jar of glitter
Metal Powder right here!
Now get on with the sciencing!
No fear! My Protag' Powers will save the day!
I didn't listen to you ramble on (for what seemed like forever) to give up!
ABORT MURDER! ABORT MURDER!
Well...I guess I'm just that awesome?
Okay okay...Ralts is awesome too...
Well that's kind of bittersweet...
Ralts trainer is probably long dead considering I found it in a hole underground...
Well now you know not to question my judgement.
A valuable lesson!
Who's a little cutie-pie?
And you have a pretty name too!
I've been lacking appreciation lately and that cheered me right up!
I'll see you around friend.
Hmmm...I'd prefer if that was Perish Song...
I'm not a fan of suicide moves...
Ha! Timid AND quick tempered?
You have quite a combination of emotions Cecilia.
I guess so.
I'd really like to use Cecilia...but I'm already saturated with Psychic types and I don't want her killed cause Gardevoirs are awesome...
Besides Selina's good enough for me anyway!
On a side-note I can now buy type berries in the Dept. Store.
They'll definitely come in handy for the next few gyms anyways
Now what does this key do?
This probably belongs to that girl near the Trainer School in the Opal ward right?
I have such good memory.
Especially when it's been screenshotted.
How DID you drop it deep into the subway?
It was behind a wall too...
I did not...
And now I'm glad to have taken the time to do this quest.
Free Re-learning forever?
So basically you gave me a coupon for saving you from homelessness.
*insert yet another sex joke based on the word "come" here*
Well let's get to re-learning!
A lot of my Pokemon were events so maybe they know secret moves?
Fell Stinger could be good!
It's like something out of an anime to be honest.
You can just imagine some guy yelling "FELLL STINGAAAAAAAHHHH!" in those shonen shows
I'll take the dog.
I think that's the first time someone's used the "It's not you, It's me" break-up line on a dog.
I'm hearing way too much of that lately...
I'm becoming suspicious...
I'm pretty, strong, young AND a trainer.
At least it isn't another cat anyway...
Thanks for the meal
I meant dog.
Who i shall call...
Welcome to the Horde of travesties
We're going to work on your Metal Gear knowledge later.
You have been named as a reference and you will die as that reference
And I'm going to wander about looking for more events!
Last time in the city so I've gotta make it count!
What else...what else?
I-I just wanted a haircut lady...
Ah well not like I got anything better to do.
Other than make this episode unnecessarily large.
Oh I remember this place now!
Way back in August wasn't it?
Oh my god...
I especially remember you.
MAKO GET OVER HERE!
Just sit there and let the lady do her thing.
WELL ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?
UNBREAKABLE SHE SAID!
Hehehe...I enjoyed that
Oh well back to corporate espionage!
Well the staff over there didn't ask me to spy on a competitor out of the blue so...
more fucking cats...
I thought I was done with them...
LET'S JUST DO SOMETHING ELSE OKAY?
These Warehouse's may have items...
I think...It's been so long since I've been to Coral ward that I don't remember...
If it's not a cat it's another god damn Psychic Pokemon that I don't need or want
Now where is the little shit?
Sorry about all the Harry Potter-ing...
But I forgot my gun back home and all I had on me from my trip to England is the wand so...
Anyway I found out the Dull Key-
Works on a gate here in the Slums.
I know I technically cheated by looking it up but let's keep that between you and me eh?
I trust you guys
to know what will happen if you betray me
Uh...am I interrupting something?
...So the Scraggy were trying to escape from the Pangoro and I got in the way...
I wonder if I'm somehow responsible?
Nah that's crazy...I'm so innocent like.
I'd make Godfather references but I've never actually seen it.
I'll be having this.
I'll give it to Mako or Al.
Oh god this screenshot sucks too...
But anyway I'm fighting the Pangoro now.
AND IT SHALL BE MINE!
You should have joined the cult
Granted I wouldn't have used you but still...
How do you even point to something emphatically?
I better press it emphatically too.
And I battled the other Pangoro on the right side of the room.
You can imagine how that went.
Okay now what's behind gate number 2?
What a surprise...
This also went how you expected.
Nobody likes a sore loser Pangoro...
So just give me the kid and we all walk out of here alive...
Buddy don't just jump into a Unova stand-off like that.
Don't worry Pangoro!
I'll protect you!
Sorry Pandalicious but I just remebered I don't like you so...
Well that was mildly horrifying.
That Hi-Jump Kick disintegrated Pangoro...
what is this Undertale?
Oh that's what they were talking about.
I probably won't use her anyway
Well time for another jump-cut to a new event I guess.
I see the train station STILL hasn't been repaired
You've been saying that for a while mate but you haven't done anything about it.
Is the Chief still mad at me?
Don't call Cinder a spare you shit.
I'll tear this whole station down if I have to.
Hmmmmm...depends on what you'll give me in return...
I don't give two shits about him what's my reward?
A mystery egg?
You have a deal! I love mystery eggs!
Especially when it's a Flygon egg!
Speaking of which...
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
What the fuck is this?
IT'S NOT A FUCKING FLYGON ANYWAY!
Why was this even put in the game?
It's a shitty Gen V Cacnea rip-off that no decent trainer would use.
It doesn't even evolve.
Fuck you game.
And fuck you Maractus.
Right...do I have any Pokemon that can breed with Cinder?
I'll have to look it up.
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Oh this ought to be good...
But how to get those two to actually breed...
I'll have to use all my cunning and intellect...
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Well time to trade!
Look at it this way...your child gets to grow up as a respectable police dog like its mother.
Wait what did you just sa-
Black and white...
A Pancham egg?