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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

January 16th, 2016, 12:00 am #121



Hello chums!

Guess it's that arbitrary time where I upload a new episode eh?



And if you haven't noticed yet I've reached a certain number of views recently.

Views that could be described as over a certain number.

I just can't remember the saying...

Oh well...thanks to all of you chumps beloved viewers who've kept me going!



Couldn't resist really...
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Nuzlocke Forums :

@wedward45 - This is literally how I
reacted to that glove statement.

@Turtleboi - Whaaaaat? Good ol' El and his wisecracks? Never...

@Rapunzel - Everyone should be sad Bowie's gone...I've just been listening to him nostop lately.

I think? I'm not even sure anymore...

Charlotte needs to fucking die is what. I've played ahead and she says something next episode that...well...I didn't "agree" with.

Avada Kedavra worked on the Horcrux in Harry right? So it should have worked on Anna.

Spinda is the worst Pokemon full stop. We need to purge them.

Well Bennett looks a lot like your Floatzel.

I wish Team Meteor worshipped Arses instead...it would make my life a bit better...

Boop.



Reborn Website :


@Gaunt - ...what have I become...

Yeah Serra seemed a bit...well she sucked basically.

Ah yeah my one and only Warhammer reference...I'll make for if I ever use that bitey thing again.


@Damage - Piccolo is such a dork though really. Public embarrassment is what I'm here for!


@Drymus - He does seem a bit too...attached to Luna. Season Finale. I timed these episodes pretty well in that respect. Very climatic


@Genesis - Was he rapey or was I? YUP CONVENIENT HUH? *WHISTLES NONCHALANTLY BUT IN CAPITAL LETTERS*


@Dragon116 - I...uh...don't know what you're talking about?

thisguymightbeontomei'llhavetodisposeofhimdiscreetlyalthoughhemightthreatenmewithonehitwonderslikecallmemaybeorkungfufighting


@Skullkin - Nope I just hate that confusing/murdering forest. But I got my awesome little Eevee in the end.







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Anyway this gym's theme and Field effect is based around Mirrors.

I was half listening to the Ame bot outside when she was talking about it but hey this is a blind run right?






I am not worthy to know how mirrors work.




Fuck the game stole the title I was going to use.



Anyway Mako was the one who wielded the power.

Mmmmmmmako.





That sounds like an awful lot of lawsuits to me.

...

Does Pokemon even have any lawyers in their games?

No matter...onto the next trainer!





Awwwwww that looks adorable...

Better kill it.




Huh...neat puzzle i suppose






Bit easy if it's going to be an out of place chair every time though.








Uhhhh...



Me and my big mouth...

I suppose guessing couldn't hurt right?





OH GOD IT CAN!!!!!





SON OF A BITCH!





WHO DESIGNS GYMS LIKE THIS?????





OH GOD THAT ONE HIT AN ARTERY!








Alright...





REALLY BENNETT?!? REALLY?!?






I don't mind mate but...uh...



What is Father Freakshow doing here?

Why do I expect an answer?

In Reborn no one can hear you scream.




Not...really?



You do remember your mother is an Ice-Leader right?

So naturally challengers would bring Fire-Types

So all you're doing is setting your bugs up to be barbecued.



Dude...



The fuck is wrong with your face?



Well you seemed to have thought about the Fire thing anyway.



Didn't do you much good though



And now I'll just burn all the rest.



Friggin heals.



Oh god damn it.



Wait what?





Hehehehe...I missed this happening...



Does a lot more damage than the other field effects though...

Heal up and hit Dustox for real this time




STOP HEALING BENNETT

LET ME KILL YOUR BUGS ALREADY




Fucking finally.



Guess he did actually expect the fire thing.




Shame his Masquerain sucks.



Guess that ends his fire resistance...



Shame about the fact that Bug/Flying is a terrible typing.



OH COME ON.

YOU ARE LITERALLY SHOOTING LIGHTNING IN ALL DIRECTIONS HOW DOES THAT MISS?



TWICE????

And now she's confused. Great.



At least this time it hit.

But now I'll have to switch again.



KILL.




MURDER.







Hah?



That...makes literally no sense.

Are you just lying about understanding bugs or are you just bad at quipping?



Now where was I?

Oh yeah.

SLAUGHTER.



Lord that was tedious.



Adapt your suck levels maybe!

nailed it






Oh fuck off with your nonsense. I'm good because I'm just awesome like that.

And modest. Can't forget my modesty. Why I think I have the most modesty in the whole worl-






Huh.

DerogatoryTrainerapproves








Kid likes bugs.

He probably likes small things in general.





Pffff what?



Look mate there's only been one bug Elite 4 member in history

Aaron.

Who's Aaron you ask?



Fucking exactly my point.

He's shit.





A loooooooong way.






Hey I WON the fucking battle.

Why aren't I being drafted to be a Elite 4 member?








He doesn't.

And if he does it's a fucking terrible idea.







...



Correct me if I'm wrong El...

But that sounded almost like a threat.

I hope not. I don't respond well to..."threats"






















OH NO A THREAT!





HOOOOOOOOHHHHH

Thank fuck for that.

I didn't want to edit in anymore glass



Oh hey I'm here.







They...do? Is there some secret trick to make mirrors do something else?





Hold the fuck up Serra you can't just say asinine sentence like that and expect to get away with it!

Oh wait. This is a Pokemon game isn't it?

Ugh...proceed with your sob story.








It's also the weakest type.

Art won't save you in a fight love.






Lady you don't seem that old.

You make sex jokes in front of your son like all the time.





I don't remember any other gyms offering me a choice...



Oh well I'm good to go anyways






YES!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!





So why is this a scene again?





DAMN RIGHT IT WILL!



wait what did she say?





"Old doll" she says.

She has less bloody wrinkles than I do



OLD DOLL MY ASS!





Jesus Christ that thing looks menacing.






Menacingly shit.



OH GOD.



Geh Alphense!



DON'T DEVIATE FROM MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY AL!



Thank you.




Looks like Jynx has been put "on ice"

Well under it anyway.




Glaceon didn't have a snowball's chance in hell.




And Mako "ice-creams" Vanilluxe.



Is that the babby Amauru grown up?



This could prove a real challenge to Mak-






Oh wait. I forgot Ice types are terrible.



Ah one of the few not so terrible Ice types.

Better switch out Mako so.




As much fun as that sounds Close Combat reduced your Defense and Special Defense by 4 already

Not going to chance this thing outspeeding you or you beating it with Flame Wheel.


So I'll use Jasmine to...

That's not Jasmine.





Ice melts dear. Just re-freeze it and it's like brand new.



There's Jasmine.

Also fuck.



Yeah!



God damn it.





Right this isn't working. I'll let Mako kill this one too.



Thank you!



Oh yeah...all the others have been One-shot kills...

Ah well a few Flame Wheels ought to do it.



GOD FUCKING DAMN IT MAKO NOT IN A GYM BATTLE



MAYBE I DO YOU STUPID APE!



AND THEN YOU USE IT ANYWAY?



DON'T FUCKING DO THAT!







And we're done.






Bitch success better hold on to me.



You sucked by the way.

Literally the easiest gym so far.






"Cool"

I'll admit that I missed a lot of pun opportunities in this gym but eh...




Here that Mako?

HAPPY TO LISTEN TO ME.





I'm guessing you're not going to explain how?



No okay just give me a mediocre TM

I would have preferred Freeze-Dry




Not at all so?






Gah!

Where did that poor representation of a noise come from?







My money's on another fucking orphanage.

But I'll follow you out.

Let me just get my Orphan Repels.














I should fucking hope not.



Although you never know with this mess of a League...



Oh hi folks I'm not in this scene but let's pretend I'm watching them from one of Serra's many many windows.





How are you trusting this man Bennett?

Because he said one nice (and untrue thing) about you?

He literally showed up an hour ago.






C'mon Bennett don't be a dipshit and tell him.



GAH!

You are no son of mine.





That didn't seem like nothing...

But maybe it's swine in a literal sense?

Like maybe a magical Grumpig is in charge of the castle?









A Ruby Ring, Some Sapphire Bracelets, An Amethyst Pendant and an Emerald Brooch...

...

Whatever Solaris has planned it's going to look gaudy as fuck.






I'M GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOUR MOTHER BENNETT!!!


And neither is Bennett~






I fail to see how that's bad news.

We can finally start a life together.

You, Me and Exp.Share Lady down the street.







What the hell even qualifies El to teach him anyway?

Is he in the Elite 4?

If so, Amethyst you need to screen your employees before hiring them

One of your gym leaders was a terrorist and too many of the rest are children.

I hoped the Elite 4 would at least be somewhat normal...






No.

He's gone to join a religion whose god didn't exist until 2006.

His future prospects aren't looking great.






WHAT? I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED!?!





I DO!





What's this about a Gardevoir?







Do I?

Oh yeah Anna's dying or something.



Well I'll see you around Serra.

Possibly at Bennett's funeral when El sacrifices him to Arceus or something.





And I'll see you at our wedding when all this nonsense is over Exp.Share lady!

I should learn her name...
















*One swearing filled wander through the forest later*

















Well I'm here so it must be Heaven.







Don't know what you're talking about lady.

All I know is some vigilante is going around Booping people.

I've heard he's really handsome and not a psychopath.





Hmmm...




Well at least I didn't teleport it again.





They only had 1 medicine in stock...

So I have to decide who to give it too...

Anna is really sick...and the lady only hurt her leg...



On the other hand Anna will just say thanks but the lady will give me a item...



I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE!




And then she just jumps up and down.

This must be some really good medicine...




Ugh...another magical forest adventure?

















*Said Magical Forest adventure ensues*




*The swearing never stopped*












Okay I'm here.

This better be good or els-






...

...

...



I KILLED A CHILD FOR THIS????

I EXPECTED AT LEAST A TM!

















*another fucking trip through that fucking forest*

















Oh hey! It's that fountain I booped!





OH GOD WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH HURT ME????



Oh I could use a good Water type...seeing as I literally have none.





Damn monkey



Huh...can I go down farther here?




A train in the middle of nowhere?

That's...well it's actually pretty common in this fucking region.



Ooohhh is that an egg?





But what could be inside?

It looks kind of desert like...


I hope it's a Trapinch



I really want a Flygon...









Holy shit! There are that many Hyper Potions in the carriages?



I'm sure no one would mind if I..."borrowed" them.

And never gave them back.

And never left any evidence that I was even here.





Shit. They've already been delivered.






I shall "borrow" that instead!







Ooohhhh boy this isn't going to end well.




Oh this must have been when the teleporting started.







I forsee a lot of reading ahead but I'm curious so I'll keep going.






Ah the ol' Destruction of Property Prank.

A classic maneuver.










I doubt that somehow.

It's been nearly 6 months and nobody's even attempted to fix the train station.










Where is Mysidia actually?

What game was set there?








- lost.

I'm not liking where this is going...








Why would you have to apologize?

And why haven't you just eaten the Pokemon in the forest?

Spindas are delicious.



Jesus this guy just rambles on...









Well maybe he finally made it ba-




Fuck...






I'm not liking where this story is going...








An entire cave system got messed up?

What the fuck is booping all these things?







Oh jesus...I hate those kind of places...

There's always something bad inside them...







Wait is he talking about the cove where the orphans are?

Because the cave he's describing doesn't sound like Tanzan Mountain...




Wait "in tow"?

I thought the egg was for your daughter?









So never follow the rails?





...

Why does this make me sad?



*Siiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhh*

This fucking game...
























Fuck it I have to know if he made it out.

Or if he's still there I could help him or something.

I know it's super out of character but I hate these kind of scenarios...





And I haven't been down that way before!

HOLD ON CAPTAIN IMMA COMING!






Feels nice to do something heroic for once!

No I don't count saving orphans as heroic.

Shut up.





Ah.

Well that wasn't far at all.

This Captain fella must have been exaggerating or something.



Okay don't follow the rails...



Well I'm in a different cave section now anyway



Let's keep it going!







AH-HA!





Fuck.

Well I don't see a body so maybe he got out?














...

Shit those doors again?





Oh this isn't going to end well for the captain at all...







...







...







...

Well that was fucking sad.



Rest well Captain...



WHILE I TAKE THIS FREEEEEE POKEMON!

YAAAAAAAYYYYY!



GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS-



SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-



SSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!



FREE...YOU...EEVEE...SO MANY...OPTIONS...




That one's for you Captain.



Well after that text-dump and a free Eevee yiiiisssss

I think we're ready to bring this episode to a close.



I got myself a shiny new badge and a shiny new Modest Eevee!



And that depressing stuff with the Captain happened...



Well I'll see you guys next time!

Whenever that is!

[+] A message to mah hunnies...or viewers. I should come up with a name for you people

Well hello.

Not often we get to chat like this.

I like what you've done with your hair.

So anywho I would like you guys to PM me suggestions for Pokemon games I should Nuzlocke next.

(either here or on the Reborn site whichever)

Any game at all. Even the Mystery Dungeon game if someone could explain how to Nuzlocke that one.

You can suggest some rulesets if you want. Cause the format will probably be screenshots seeing as I can't draw well consistently enough for a comic run.

You may be thinking "Who's this guy to be asking me for stuff huh?" in the no doubt thick Glaswegian accents I pretend you all have.

Sure maybe it's a little arrogant of me to assume I can ask this because I'm just an unknown creep on the internet.

Sorry I'm YOUR unknown creep on the internet. (Sorry about that a gypsy cursed me so I have to do this till I die or get bored)

But you know what this show is about by now right?

An arrogant man saving a region he kinda hates and kinda loves.

with orphans just...fucking everywhere...

Anyway...I'll collect all the messages and have a voting thing maybe.

Or I'll just decide arbitrarily like a dick.

Now bear in mind this won't happen for a while seeing as I've got Season 3 to (hopefully) finish

And there's that AshGray run I'm working on (Oh boy...that game...fuck me...)

And that college thing that keeps interrupting me all the time

Well that concludes this little chat I suppose.

And you know what? Since I like you.(Just you reading this, fuck everyone else besides you) I'll give you a head start before I release the hounds

Byyyyye~


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Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
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January 16th, 2016, 1:11 am #122

DO POKEMON COLOSSEUM OR POKEMON FLORA SKY PLEASE
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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
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January 16th, 2016, 6:50 am #123

Did the mirror Field Effect do ALL that damage to Mako? Jesus Christ. Nice sweep, though.

oh. I was hoping you'd rescue the Captain and something in this game wouldn't be miserably depressing :C

Modest Eevee, however, is very very very not depressing. Modest Eevee is niiiiiice.

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January 17th, 2016, 4:25 pm #124

That poor Captain.... :ohdear:

You should totally do Vega next. I think there's an English translation of it now, or there will be very soon.
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

January 17th, 2016, 7:12 pm #125



Huh...

We're already at the halfway point for season 3?

I should probably slow down with these updates...



Well if worst comes to worst I can always start that AshGray thing earlier than I planned!

Oh and stop voting for Pokemon X on what I should Nuzlocke next.

If that wins I'll...I'll cry...I'll just cry...



This was extremely well done.
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Nuzlocke Forums :



@Turtleboi - NEVAAAAAARRRRR! maybe


@Rapunzel - Well I think she shot me with Dustox beforehand. Here's to another one eh?

HAHAHAHAHA imagine...a Reborn NOT miserably depressing! AHAHAHAHAHA...HA...haaaa.

I refuse to play based on the fact that it isn't finished yet and that Snorlax looks like this :

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lECv6FEv4bM/maxresdefault.jpg


@Alba Corbina - If the Eevee was male I would have named it after him...

Is it finished yet though? I'm trying for games I can actually complete.

Cause I don't want long breaks while I'm waiting for it to update.




Reborn Website :



@Don42 - Thanks mate! I rate your comment 8/8!


@Gaunt - Damn she looks like an actual threat there...well I should be glad really. Haven't had anyone die since Arachne and I aim to keep it like that.

Yeah...I could always increase the rule number to make it more difficult I guess?

"Haha" funny or..."Kalos" funny?


@Drymus - ...That would have been the smarter option...

Gonna try for an Umbreon cause I peeked ahead and the next Leader after Noel is Psychic.

...I may have already started a whole rejuvenation Nuzlocke already...and I may have already taken tons of pictures for it...

But I don't want two series that have to go on a long hiatus while I'm waiting for an update. I'll look into that Red/Blue Dx thing though!


@Xrada - That would make sense but I won't need a water type for a good while so I won't beside nobody likes Vaporeon. And thank you.


@Chubb - Yeah I played and loved Rejuvenation but I'd like to do a finished game first. And I can't wait for Version 7

HA. Intense mode he says! I'm not looking to crucify myself mate.Vanilla Rejuvenation is hard enough.

I shall ponder upon it.


@Dragon166 - If Garchomp bleed everywhere than I shall you grasshopper.

...I can't stop seeing Solaris sing that song now...

THIS IS THE SITCOM! *audience laughter*

Noooo the heart growing's for the Christmas special...


Okay where am I?

Oh right...The Depressing cave of free Eevees.

Trademark.



Oh right the forest.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF





*The final and most foul worded foray through the forest later*







I really hope I haven't broken the game by giving the medicine to that lady instead of Anna.



Huh...



I didn't read the description last time...

So Chansey eggs cure human illnesses?

OOOOOHHHHH THAT'S WHY THERE AREN'T ANY PEOPLE HOSPITALS!

Everyone just fries a Chansey egg and BAM! No more syphilis.



Well better heal my 3rd favourite orphan!







Two metal gates on either side of the cave...



BET YOU IT'S TEAAAAMMMM METEOR!





...



Heh.




Brave enough to fight you mighty grunts?

Me?

Perish the thought.





I know?





Oh dear god no









NOT GRANT AND FUCKING JANIS!!!






Sigh...Cain would like it here...



...



WHO THE FUCK ARE DEVIN AND FUCKING SANCHEZ?

THAT'S NOT NEARLY AS CATCHY AS GRANT AND FUCKING JANIS!!!



Oh god...the shitty motto...it's spreading...no one is safe...



But I can save us all.




For just 50 pounds a month I will save EVERYTHING!



Oh yeah forgot I gave her the Exp-share.



A little of the good ol' strategy.

And Solrock's finished!



And then we did a little switcheroo...



Get that Golem out of the way before it explodes or something...





Escalvalier's are rather cool...I want one.

That or a Forrtress...

There are a surprising amount of Bug/Steel types huh?



Lost story short I won.

As expected.




Are you dopes seriously trying to say the "mountain" helped me win?





Yes.

Yes it is.

For you must be purged.
















I don't remember going this way before...





Oh hey it's...



Another door...



FUCK YOU DOORS YOU KILLED THE CAPTAIN!!!

FEEL MY WRAAAAAAATH!!!










*crack*











Okay so in hindsight, punching a magic stone door WASN'T the best decision ever.



Well hey we all hanging out in the dying girl's room?

You fucking idiots better not hope it's contagious cause I ain't getting more medicine.



Yes.





Look I have it right here! Jesus...no need to keep asking me.










That's...good...?





OH GOD DAMN IT.

Why did we give it to her anyways?

We should have put it in a sippy cup or something!














OH NO THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!



THE DOLL WAS SICK NOT ANNA! SILLY ME!

SILLY FUCKING M-



















I heard "Gym Battle"

What's happening?







A NEW BADGE SO SOON???

THANK YOU ANNA!

YOU JUST BECAME MY FAVOURITE ORPHAN!

I mean the only other competition was Noel, Heather and...Charlotte

ANNA BEST ORPHAN 2016!





TEWW JIM LAEDERS OH MI GAAAAAAWDDD!





I'm not up to your-





Not up to your...



Not. Up. To. Your...



NOT UP TO YOOOOUURRRRR...



RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK????????????



HEAR THAT EVERYBODY???????

I'M NOT UP TO CHARLOTTE'S "RANK"!!!!

ISN'T THAT A FUCKING SURPRISE?????

NOT LIKE I'VE BEEN FUCKING BABYSITTING HER FOR HALF THIS FUCKING SHOW!!!!!



HOW COME YOU COULDN'T FUCKING LEND A HAND AT ANY POINT IF YOU'RE SO FUCKING FANTASTIC AT EVERYTHING HUH????

OH LOOK AT ME I SHOW MY SUPER COOL VIEWPOINT ON PEOPLE AND TERRORISTS BY ENDANGERING A GIRL'S LIFE!!!!!!

ME AND CAIN FOUGHT TWO ENTIRE BUILDINGS OF FUCKING ORDERLIES, METEORS AND A EVIL DOCTOR BUT THAT WAS BENEATH YOU, WAS IT????

WAS ALL THAT TORTURE NOT UP TO YOUR GOD DAMN RANK TOO???????



I HOPE YOU DIE IN THIS GAME CHARLOTTE!

PREFERABLY BY MY HANDS!!!!































*inhale*

*exhale*



Well I think I've aired all my grievances about that terrible bitch.

Let's get on with the show shall we?






Noel. Just give me this. Please.






Oh Anna...how I've mistreated you...

kinda sucks to be Noel if his own cheap ass Cleffa doll won't even side with him





And off she goes...the only other person who understands my badge addiction...









Coming~


















Yes yes I will.

You'll be a better fight than my step-son Bennett anyway






Mate we both know your sister is going to bullying you into it either way.

We might as well enjoy it.





WHAT?



How do I make that?

I've been wondering this for a while now but...

this Pottery game has really nothing to do with pots at all.

...

OH IT SAYS "POKEMON" ON THE COVER!

Well ain't I a silly goose?
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Sorry for that joke. It won't happen again.

Yes it willlllll




Where is she?

You're all looking in different directions!





Oh there she is.



Oh you mean that giant pillar of pure anger earlier?

Then it definitely would.






Literally all thanks to me.

and Shelly...and Cain







GOOD LORD!!!



But how could they have found us unless...





THEY WERE FUCKING LOOKING FOR US!!!!!







...

Are some of them wearing water wings?




Ooh hoo hoo.



Just you wait and see Laura...

Just you wait and see.







Yeah get the kiddies out of the way.

This is grown-up work!






Defend the-



Awwwww...







CHARLOTTE IS, ISN'T SHE?????

WELL THAT WON'T BACKFIRE ON YOU AT ALL SAPHIRA.



I'm just going to pop over to the other side of the lake for a bit.

What?

Betray you?

Noooooooooomaybeoooooo...





Derrrr how do I Pokemon?




"If necessary" she says.






Oh yeah there he is!



HI SIGGY!!!



...

Well that's a very rude hand gesture.




Yeah shame some of us don't have flying dragon pokemon to ride away on huh?

That'd be a great escape plan.






OH OH WAIT BRING ME!

I LOVE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL!






Must suck that you're the weakest and stupidest of your family huh?

Also the ugliest, the most annoying, the stupidest, the stupidest...








We could always just use your "fabled" strategy about tight spaces again.





Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...

Doesn't that just fill you with dread Charlotte?






You ARE???

Why didn't anybody tell me that?

Oh well I look forward to humiliating you!



Good response!


- caved in.



Although I prefer the implication that I'm going to tear off their faces and give it back to them.




It'd be easier to defend you if you did.

BUT WHO AM I TO QUESTION YOUR UPPER RANKNESS HUH?






Which means if I want Charlotte to die I'd have to sacrifice Shelly as well...



Well played game...

Well played...




It's going to be the dying room soon!

...y'know..because of the...uh...Meteor's blood?

Shut up, it was funny in my head!
























I guess we do...



Whoever you are...





Sorry to disappoint you Siggy...



But they're MY property now.

...

...

...

...

...


Okay let me rephrase that.






Sure. Go ahead.

Not like there's an Elite 4 member waiting for you or anything...





C'mon Chesh.

This might be his big day.




Slippety slap!



And Alphonse crushes it.




And his Quick claw crushes the other one on the next turn.





I can never remember what fucking type Eelektross is...

Ground/Electric right?



Ah well let's worry about it later.



Cheshire "Damn Cat's" the Yanmega...




And Al nails a Dynamic punch quite easily thanks to No Guard.



Cheshire's a bit low so I'll use...



Cinder!

...

Who I forgot to show evolve...

Hold on a sec...




There we go.

Effort in finding this like.



You're welcome

sarcastic little...

And close your mouth. It smells like ash.



Geh.




Not so Geh...



And we're the Geh Grumps!



Gust is a really shit move. I learned that much with Tayto.



BLAM!



He had another Magneton then.

I was confused there before I remember these are Siggy's minions.




Well that's this battle almost over.



That Slowbro is annoying...take it out!






Well that didn't kill it...

And Behe-whatever the fuck hit Cinder.




DOUBLE SWIIIIIIITCH!

JASMINE AND SELINA UP IN THIS HIZZ-OUSE!





I have literally no idea.

It's one of those Gen V weirdos I never saw.




That hurt Selina a biiit more than I'm comfortable with...

Ah I'll pay her off with ice-cream later.




Aaaaaaand we're done!



That's kind of a weird thing to say Tom.

Are you like some sort of special character that's secretly behind it all?

If so...you really suck man...





And could you walk forward a bit?

The text screen is blocking you.




Awwww....I missed all that?





Charlotte's in the kitchen.

You don't actually need Shelly.

...

I just realized that Shelly is of no importance to them.

Why haven't I taken her and ran yet?

WHY AM I STILL HERE???



Oh yeah.

I hate these guys more than I hate all the other orphans...

Except Charlotte.




Is his eyepatch a screen?

Is he even blind in that eye?



Chadelure huh? Could be diffi-




Oh...never mind then.




Uh...




Why did two Orderlies put up more of a fight than Sirius?





Maybe he's having an off day?




Jesus he really sucks.

He's landed about 4 hits in total...





...



You say that but I am constantly running into you guys

So I'm going to assume you already know I'm a threat.

It's just none of you except Solaris can stop me.

So shove your "unchecked threat" right up your ass.




And down goes Sirius.

He Siriusly sucked.



HAH!



I don't think she could have lowered your levels mate.

You are the most pathetic admin I've ever seen.

Just slightly above the guy who thought taking over a Radio Tower to contact Giovanni was a good idea.

And Petrel.

Fuck Petrel.



Mate I haven't even warmed up.

Siriusly I've only fought 3 guys...I'm good for more.





GAH!

The fuck was that?







Oh man...a important plot choice!

THAT I ACTUALLY GET TO MAKE!

Okay so if I go upstairs Shelly get's taken.

Charlotte too but I think we know my feelings on her already





And if I stay downstairs...well I'm unsure actually...Anna and Noel get taken?

But was that noise nothing to worry about really?

I mean she IS an Elite 4 member...

And all she's fighting is Siggy...



I think I'll stay right here and keep an eye on Sirius Black over here.




















Shame Sean isn't here though.

Yeah that guy is so cool and handsome.








Wait you like Lord of the Rings references too Laura?

Well who doesn't in this day and age?

Haha too true...what was I doing again?

Oh right now I remember...














Nice job Liligant. Really held your own. YOU USELE-

*Laura fainted*










Those guys????

You really haven't spent much time with them have you?

They legged it as soon as I said I wasn't moving.



You okay Laura?



Leave without a fuss?



Alright!



Alwrong!



You shall not pass me Sigg-





...



They usually teleport away.

I'm surprised he jumped out the window.

Haven't seen that since Season 1...





You fucking suck as a Pokemon.



Define "okay"

And define it as something where the worst possible thing just happened.



I'll just leave you two here for now...









None of your fucking business.



Oh man Shelly she just got kidnapped!

Isn't that just terrible!?!




Damn it...





Bad.



We really get each other don't we Saphira?





Woooo! Violence!





Fuck off Charlotte!

This is big kids talk.




Besides you never help with anything anyway.





Nah I''l pass thanks.

I brought the orphans here so that's my job done.



Tanzan Mountain.






With "Property of Team Meteor" written on them yes?



NO WAIIIIII.





Well hope you find your sister Saphira cause I am outta he-



S...Shelly believes in me?



I MUST SAVE LAURA!

I MUST ALSO END THE EPISODE!

FAREWELL!









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January 17th, 2016, 10:51 pm #126

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January 18th, 2016, 7:35 pm #127

I envision Saphira doing strafing runs on the Meteors as they crossed the water. With the Battle of Hoth soundtrack from Star Wars playing in the background.
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January 18th, 2016, 9:26 pm #128

Aw, it's too bad the game doesn't have a cut scene showing Saphira attacking Team Meteor
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January 20th, 2016, 7:15 pm #129




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January 21st, 2016, 5:08 am #130

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January 23rd, 2016, 1:38 am #131



Hello you sexy beasts.

Welcome to episode 31!



As you can see I got a haircut.



So now I look like a 10 year old boy or a lesbian.



Ugh...just roll the damn tape Mako.



You'll understand further down the episode...
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@Pillowcase - I thought that too but Shelly? Swearing? Utterly ridiculous.


@wedward45 - So many Meteors doing the Wilhelm scream as well


@Alba Corbina - I know...it would have been beautiful...all those dead meteors...


@TurtleBoi - Get. out.


@Rapunzel - Hmmm I've never heard of those...but I suppose I haven't been doing this long enough yet.

Oh and - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5G1FmU-ldg



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@Oblivion~ Okay maaaaaaybe not every Liligant. But definitely Laura's. Especially Laura's.

I mean they have to escape somehow when I'm blocking the exit right?


@Drymus - Nah. She's very protective of Charlotte so it'd never work out.


@Gaunt - Well it's not like she has tough competition this year...Fear the Spoon!

Because they are only strong in ego. But yeah I mean they NEVER pitch in.

Well...Charlotte does in a frustratingly stupid "Hey look how cool I am doing this when you can't because you're a player character" kind of way.


@Dragon116 - NO! I must keep it for me in case I get infected. I mean who else spends most of their time around these guys besides me?

O-oh...you came out unscathed? T-that's...nice....*cries*

Her politeness and kind nature are my Kryptonite...


@Genesis - I'm not really into 12 year olds anyway. I don't want Serra. I want Exp.Share Lady. I just want Serra's money.




Oh Saphira, You so fine

Your so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Saphira.






See the screen getting brighter? That means magic is happening~





Clearly she used the Tear Down HM on her Dragonite.

Actually with the amount of metal doors in this game a HM like that'd come in handy...

There aren't any Steel HMs anyway so this could be the first!



Oh my...



What a tragic waste of life...if only...



IF ONLY I GOT HERE FIRST!



Okay this is clearly a one-way turnstile thing.



Slip by? How exactly did Saphira "slip by"?

And why are you still alive?



GOOD!

You interrupted my gym battle.




Okay what's up with this room then?





So I guess a certain colour warps me to another colour?





Hang on a sec the console moved!

What sort of sorcery is this?



What? How the hell do you know that?



WHAAAAT?!? What university would give you a degree???



...

you bitch



Well I made it across using the scientific method!

By running forward until I got where I wanted!




Opening Gates. The Motion Picture.





Pinkish?

I thought her hair was Blue?



...

It could be that colourblind thing I have...

NO THE GAME IS WRONG NOT ME!



W-what is causing that electricity?

...

Actually that question is rather stupid when you live in a world populated by electric zebras and sentient lava slugs...





So...you're just hiding in this closet then?

Oh well. Carry on.





Hey hey I found Laura!



I also killed the shit out of the "Meteor Knights"



The...what?





No time for ejaculation jokes Laura!

I have to figure out where the keyhole is on this wall of bars...





HEY! I DON'T SCAMPER!



I scurry.

And even then I haven't done that yet.

This is a Nuzlocke Saph.








And I'm here because I'm hopelessly submissive!

Yaaaaaay!





You really love announcing your murder plots don't you?








So do you have any experience with computers or-





Thought so.



Yeah..."Oops"



Oh. That was the wrong teleport pad.

But at least we know why she's here!

Mystery solved.

I'm going home.



...

Her name was Regina by the way.

Much reference.



Yum.




Whoops wrong way.



They forget to re-new their subscription or something?





Okay Ms.LeetH4x0r.

I'll just take a nice long na-



Oh.

How surprising.



THEY DON'T SELL IT HERE!




Oh wow this'll be a real fight for the ages!

Not.





OH HO!!

I AM LIKING THIS!



MY STRATEGY IS FOOL-PROOF AL!

...

But this does have STAB-boosts so...






Sounds delicious.








Well that's annoying...



I mean I like Saphira but come on...

Why don't they react to me like that?

I've been crushing them for 6 months now.

Then she shows up and they're running around like headless chickens...

I never get any respect...






Wellllll...



Gratitude is a type of respect I guess...

I'd prefer fear though...



Tch...where's that Dragonite when you need it?










We gonna fight or what mate?





I guess we do...



Whoever you are

I know I've made the joke before but do I actually know you?



WHO CARES! SEAN KILL!





Okay.






And NOT because of me.

Maybe they've just grown used to me interfering literally every time they try anything

I wonder if they run drills specifically for me...





Never heard of her.






OH!

Simon and Tara! Now I remember you guys!

You both suck at battling!





Really?

That's what it looked like to you?



IT DIDN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE A GROUP OF TERRORISTS ATTACKING HER FAMILY???

NOT EVEN A LITTLE???




Am I supposed to care?

Sigh...FINE!



O-oh...oh no...



Such a tragic loss for us all...

How will we ever replace the void Tara left in our hearts?






Did she suffer?

I hope so.






No you won't.

You suck remember?

If you didn't maybe you could have saved Tara huh?



But I'm not done twisting the knife yet!





I don't know about you guys but that cheered me right up!

I mean how am I supposed to empathize with Team Meteor?

They are literally the source of this region's misery.





HOW DO YOU NOT RECOGNIZE ME?

I'M ME!





RED MAGMA!




Wait a minute...



I remember this fucker!

He was in that factory Amaria and I wrecked!

He pulled the same stunt there too!



Fool me once shame on you.

Fool me twice...I kill your Pokemon.

Better hope there isn't a third time.



Is this where Solaris does his fashion design projects?

I imagine they revolve around 4 very specific colours...












Well that's all the nerds beaten time to get that key!

That's what I've been doing apparently.






Hey is that Zel?



Jesus...how long has it been since I last saw Zel?

I can't even remember...








I can get you Charlotte?

How 'bout it Siggy?




So why didn't you tell the police when you left the orphanage?

Doubt they would have ignored it unlike Ame



Hahahahahaha



I'm sorry...that's just the laziest excuse I've ever heard.

"Shut up, you're dumb"

Brilliant...






Hey it's Gary Oldman!



Oh wait my mistake...It's just Patchy the Terrorist.








Lin?

Who's that and why is she apparently a bigger threat than me?





WHAT?!?



Solaris ISN'T the leader of Team Meteor?

But you've definitely said he was in the past!

And he fits ALL the character tropes for the job!

What the fuck is going on here?








Okay we'll come back to the Lin thing later

But how is hooking an Abra to a PULSE "asking it nicely"?




The torture will do that to people.






OOOOOOHHHH

That's what's causing the rampant Booping!



So the quest for the Exp.Share with the Kadabra was some clever foreshadowing for this!

Good job game.



Kind of miffed I didn't cop onto it sooner but oh well...

Continue!




Wasn't that just lovely of them you guys?






She's a big deal OKAY!





Uh.



Hm.



I guess she started teleporting at the lake?

Ha...ha...






That won't work on me bitch!

I'm the Boop Master!

And I'll stop you!



OR MY NAME ISN'T SEAN T-





















































I sure am lucky this toxic waste broke my fall!



Right guys?

...

What are you guys staring at?

...

Why do I taste pain?












Good thing I heal fast right?

...

It's weird how that's been in effect since episode 1 huh?



Okay enough monkeyshines!

I've gotta find out where I am and how to get back to what I was doing!

Killing time till my next badge!






How did the Abra teleport this?

Well I mean how did it do it so it'd still work?

There isn't any power source down here

...

Maybe it runs on Voltorb batteries?




It's quite dark in here...



Buuuuuuut I can't find it in me to get out of my chair to make it dark here too.

So fuck immersion for today kids!



Well...guess we don't have to worry about the dark anymore!





And these walls look like they're from Tanzan Mountain so I can't be too far from Team Meteor right?






The tremors are a bit rougher down here...

DEFINITELY A GOOD SIGN!






THE CHASM SPEAKS TO ME!

I AM ITS PROPHET!

KNEEL BEFORE THE CHA-



Oh hey Saphira.



BLASPHEMY!








Maybe it's the wind?

In...an underground cavern...?





A'ight I'll have another look.



OH GOD I'M NOT CATCHING THAT MONSTER!





...



FAHK! This wasn't here before...

I don't like this...it's like a horror movie only with a loud giant whatever following me...

I mean holy shit I SHOULD have seen whatever did this.



And it just slinks back into : THE CHASM!

That's what we'll call the movie.








I KNOW! STOP FREAKING ME OUT!




MY GUARD CAN'T GO ANY HIGHER!



Another tunnel...







Yeah i figured.

I mean I don't know of any other mountains in the area anyway.

And it's not like that Abra could send me to Mt.Pyrous from here.




I dunno all I've seen so far are Durants and Arboks so they probably don't care or enjoy it.





WHY does there have to be an exit?

We were teleported here so we could be trapped down here

...with nobody knowing where to find us...

...

...


WHERE'S THE EXIT!??!?!







WHAT?

WHAT'S HEADING MY WAY!?!


























I'm right fucked aren't I?







I'm going to fucking die.






...

It's as strong as that Garchomp...

And much, MUCH bigger...





This is the end...

I've l-



...






...

...

...

...

Cinder I fucking love you.



Never.

You are the greatest fucking fire type in the whole world.





GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWRRR FUCK YOURSELF!

CINDER BEAT YOU IN TWO MOVES YOU LITTLE BITCH!







I am so great! I am so great!

Everybody loves me! I am so g-





OH GOD IT'S BACK!






YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!















MAN THAT WAS AWESOME!



Only a total loser would have kept his eyes closed the whole time while screaming at the top of his lungs!



Good thing neither of us did that right Saph?



We have not been very productive this episode.



Seeing as I'm the only one to ever turn those things off I guess that makes sense.






Sure sounds like your job is more visually impressive and would be near impossible to code

Good thing it'll happen off-screen huh?









*Cha-chak*



Locked and loaded!









HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!



H-Hwaaaa?

I guess they left?

Huh.

Oh well back to Abra annihilating!








It's almost like it DOESN'T like you!

How odd!







Could you not sound surprised that I'm thwarting you?

I mean we've done this dance plenty of times dear.














Uh...no?

I already got the badge so I don't have any reason to go there anymore.

I'm here to kill the Abra for purely selfish reasons thank you.






Guess it's just you and me now Siggy!

...



So...uh...



How's work going?



Oh thank god.

That was getting awkward...







Let's go then I guess?






Jesus christ...

TWO over-leveled monsters in the same episode?

Cut me some slack here game...






OOOOOOOOOHHHH that's a pretty badass Abra!



FAAAAAAAAHHHKKKKKK...



"Super effective"?



So It's a Psychic/Steel type then?

Well it works in my favour at least...



That was a huge fucking chance I took...

And it paid off bitches!


Yeah! I can't believe it took me this long to use Cinder.

She's awesome!



Yeah, yeah I'll admit I was wrong about you

well not personality wise anyway

Now get the hell back and let someone else beat the shit out of this tortured Abra.




MISS MISS MISS MISS



MISSED!



Two missed Hyper beams in a row...

I almost feel sorry for Abra...




Shit. Ah well at least the burn damage will get i-





Hah?

Where the hell is my burn damage?

Ah fuck it.



Somehow it missed another Hyper Beam.

I must be lucky today I guess...

Or not considering that burn damage SHOULD have killed it.





Yay~



Sure.

"Sorry we had to kill you instead of using you for our experiments"

That how it would have been had your plans come to fruition.






So nothing's changed in the slightest.

GREAT!




We talking real people time or video game time?






Hi.

I was juuuuust leaving.





...



What?

I mean I know what you said but...

What?






FINE FINE FINE I'll bloody do it!

Who the fuck even is this Lin bitch anyway seriously?



But I'm only doing it because you mean SO much to me Patchy the Pirate.

Time to put my Master's degree in Disguise to good use!







































Yep! And they're your employees!







HI!

I'm Sean the Meteor DipshitGrunt!



Gee! What an honour to meet the boss-lady on my birthday!

Wait till I tell my heavily pregnant wife about this!

And then she'll tell the my adopted daughter whose father killed himself so she needs my constant emotional support!

And then she'll tell the orphans I'm donating my reasonable wages too.

Wow!

A lot of people sure do depend on my continued existence!

You'd have to be the worst person ever to think of killling me!

Hahahaha...ha?






Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Sirius wouldn't lieeeeee...

...

Did I mention my pregnant wife?








He prefers to be called Siggy.

No matter what he says to the contrary, you should always call him Siggy.




Which I will keep for...security reasons right Patc-I mean Sirius?








...

That was an odd little interaction...

and who answers "have we met before?" with "Impossible?"






...

Fucking Elias.

I wonder who that could be?

Certainly not that kindly pastor who abducted Bennett and is planning to abduct his "daughter"

Certainly not.







So how's everybody doi-



Whoaaa...





Heavens! What a queer turn of events!





If you're accusing me of such a deed then I have nothing more to say!



That's what she said!



Uh...Commander Lin.

Ma'am.

Bitch





















Hmmm Saphira thinks Lin looks familiar too...

So Lin must have been at the orphanage a few years ago...

But why can't they remember her?

...

Shit even I'm starting to think I've seen this girl before...

But I can't remember where...



Oh hi guys I'm not in this scene so I stole a glider from some bald kid.

I mean it beats awkwardly hanging out with Siggy, Zel and Patches right?




Well I better make Charlotte's death look like an accident so.





Lady have you never played a Persona game?

They're all about that shit!

Fuck it I'm making this episode's song a Persona one!



What about friendship and the power of love?

I mean it beat Voldemort y'know.



Pff a Dragon/Dark type against a Level 75 Steelix?

Bitch you cra-








KABOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!











































Well I survived that somehow.




You make it seem like you could keep me here.

I guess you forgot what happened last episode when you sucked all over Laura's floor!





Thanks Lumi. You're a doll!





And fuck you too Zero!

See ya!








Oh man what if Saphira's dead?



Her family would be devastated...



Her family...that includes Charlotte...



Mmmmmmmm....



Well I guess I'll see you fools later then!

Ciao!



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January 23rd, 2016, 4:43 am #132

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Turtleboi wrote:Just a heads up dude, you are going to HATE El in time, and not just for his bigoted hypocritical bullshit. :argh:
He means it... He REALLY means it...It was shortly after the battle with him that I ended up getting tired and stopping.

El aside, you will want to be prepared for this leader. Normally ice types are frail, and a bit of fire can easily melt them. That won't be the case here. Think of the Tentacruel in the poison type gym; They have unexpected coverage.

Edit: In retrospect, their lankiness may have also been because I don't stick near the level cap... I was always going ahead underleveled because it wasn't a nuzlocke... I expect you to have far more luck then I did.

I also never saw the Kiki ghost scene, or Mr. Bigglesworth... The wasteland wasn't really a place I cared to explore *shrugs*
Looking at your Serra fight, it's safe to say I was playing on an earlier version... When I played, I battled her in her living room, and she had an avalugg that simply would not die despite being pelted with fire. She had plenty of water and earth type moves in order to counter me as well... I know what plot points to expect, but not the teams anymore. Guess I shouldn't be surprised to see that Amethyst was tweaking teams around as she added more pokemon in.

the captain's journal also didn't say to follow the rails... that was something we had to figure out on our own... Amethyst has become far too nice as she continues to tweak things...

---

I also don't remember fighting Sirius while defending the house... That one may just be me remembering though, as the fight wasn't that interesting... Though, come to think of it I don't remember Sirius at all. he's not an impressive figure... At least ZEL had the multiple personality thing going on.

---

Steelix may be the same level as Solaris' Garchomp, but it's nowhere near as dangerous. You've a few more levels padding your bones. he doesn't have as versatile a moveset... oh, and yes, it's not a psudo-legendary.

That Abra was my favorite part of the game, it made the entire trip up to that point worth it. There's something about it telling ZEL and Sigmund to just fuck off that was immensely amusing to me. Also worth noting that the EXP share you got the that lady... that was added long after this event. Wasn't in when I played it.

Three hyper beam misses in a row... Dear god you are lucky! Sure, I didn't have any problems with the abra because my Delphox nuked it's special attack... but still...
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January 23rd, 2016, 1:54 pm #133

ugggh teleportation puzzles

You got so freaking lucky with that Abra, dude. Also ohmygodit'ssocutelookatitsarmoreeee

Saphira is a bamf.
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
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Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
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January 23rd, 2016, 5:17 pm #134

That was a big explosion. If it killed Saphira, it probably killed Lin too. Take some comfort in that fact.
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January 24th, 2016, 4:36 am #135

Ruby
Sapphire
Emerald
Amethyst

Long Ago, the four gems lived together in harmony.

Then everything changed when the Meteors attacked.

Only the Derogatory Trainer, master Pokemon trainer could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

Several years passed and the Reborn league discovered the new Derogatory Trainer, a Pokemon trainer named Sean. And although his pokemon training skills are exceptional, he still has a lot to learn before his ready to save everyone.

But I believe, Sean can save the World!

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January 24th, 2016, 8:47 am #136

Some information:
-Abra have dark pulse hyber beam and ability magic guard.
-You will face something stronger than Garchomp, soon.
-You will meet someone crazier than everyone you have seen soon.
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January 24th, 2016, 1:41 pm #137

you do look ten years younger with that haircut :v

well. maybe eight

or five

or two

maybe

you look kinda like my kid brother actually
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January 26th, 2016, 3:12 am #138



Hey there boys and girls!

Not much to say right now so we'll dive right in mkay?



This...this shouldn't sound so good...
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Nuzlocke Forums :


@Felmin - Serra might have had those water and ground moves but she didn't get a chance to use them but yeah she was nerfed at some point I think.

Well he said the rails were no indicator so I just guessed I should ignore them.

--

Apparently I would have fought Connal and get a different cutscene if I left Heather with him in Yureyu and fought Sirius there instead.

Sirius just hasn't found his thing yet. That's why he wears the eyepatch. To fit in with the rest of the weirdos.

--

Yeah I think I was just intimidated by it's bulk. It went down easier than Saphira after a few drinks...I should stop making that joke...

It was technically 4 because I switched in Al at one point and it didn't affect him. The RNG was in my favour I guess.



@Rapunzel - It's so cool...like a Abra from the future...And I prefer to be arrogant and claim that my luck is actually skill...

Cause I'm great you see. When you said BAMF i was confusing it for the noise Nightcrawler makes...I am not up to date with my slang...


@wedward45 - When has an explosion ever killed anyone? Ugh...I sounded like Julia for a minute there...


@turtleboi -
[+] This is yours forever.

@Robin - Shit.

That's all I have to say.

Shit.


@Pillowcase - Noooooooooooooooooo I'm nobody's kid brother! 1st born child foreverrrrrrr!



Reborn Website :



@Drymus - We are the masters of the RNG!

Ooooohhhhhh...that sneaky little shit.


@Genesis - I would have but then this episode would have been just about me dicking about. Well...more so than usual anyway...


@Gaunt - Never apply logic to Pokemon. It drives the strongest men insane. Just like it did to me...


@Jaromir - Well the Abra mainly. Cinder had that Steelix under control. You have Poke-Nam flashbacks too?


@Foamy - I wonder if I could make that a rule?

...You do not want to know how much I laughed because of that being pointed out...just...whew...


@613_Raiden - I SPIT IN THEIR FACES. Just cause I like being an asshole.



Okay time to break some bad news.





DON'T ALL RUSH TO GREET ME AT ONCE GUYS!

NOT LIKE I FOUGHT A GIANT MONSTER AND FELL OFF A MOUNTAIN OR ANYTHING!



She ded.






She does after a few drinks though!



Hehehehe...



...

Let's just forget I said that okay kids?







How the hell did you see that from here??

Do you have super orphan vision or someth-



Actually...

You DO have super orphan vision don't you?

You saw me through the door in the orphanage...





He wasn't lying though.

He's just stating a probability.







YEAH! HOPES AND DREAMS! SAVE THE WORLD!

ALL THAT JAZZ!







and remember she's the weakest

Wait...



So where are your parents then?





Thank you Shelly.

You get a cookie.





...





Ohhhhhh something happened...



Something...TRAGIC maybe?

The kind that leaves mental scars?

Interesting...






Some bitch named Lin.

But a more important question is how Anna could see Saphira but not Lin...






I DON'T KNOW MAYBE EVERYONE IS CALLED LIN HERE?

MAYBE IT'S THE "JOHN" OF POKEMON REBORN?






Uh....



FUCK!

I knew I forgot something!









How the fuck have you read a book containing all the plot information Shelly?

I mean this is just a sloppy exposition dump in my opinion.

And it's exposition I don't need!






A TEAM METEOR!









NO WAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!








Can you guys get a move on and catch up to where I've been since episode 14?




I know all this Shelly.

I was one of the first down there.






Apparently this is the "No Shit Sherlock" episode.






"We" huh?

That's a refreshing change of pace.

CONSIDERING YOU LOT DON'T DO ANYTHING!







What?

But Amaria has the Sapphire Bracelets right?







I really hope Amaria isn't your long-lost sister or something

I'm getting sick of everyone being related in this fucking region.







Oh?

OH?

A fire you say???









So Anna can see invisible burns on Charlotte and "glowiness" on me...

Earlier I would have written it off as her being a nutjob but now...

She clearly has some sort of power...Maybe she can see auras?

Although my aura surely isn't bright and "glowy" right?

Let's put that in the think-box for now...










...

You have no idea how satisfied I am to see her upset...

Mmmmmm...





Pffff...



Oh Anna...how did I not like you earlier?







Great idea Anna!

I take back all the bad things I muttered about you!



Wait what?














*gasp* *gasp* YOU TELEPORTING CHEATERS! *wheeze*



I cannot remember the significance of this screenshot...

Hrrrmmm...





SCREW IT LET'S DO THIS!!!





Oh...okay.






I am much happier with you as referee Shelly.






IT'S FIGHTIN' TIME!





"Prodigy Noel"

Riiiiiight...






Aaaaahhhhh~

Being surrounded by nature is so soothing...



Destroy it all Cinder.







FLAMES! GLORIOUS FLAMES!





That won't stop the flames.








THE POWER OF FIRE IS MINE TO WIELD!

...

UNLESS YOU HAVE A PYROAR!

THEN WE'RE ABOUT EVEN.





Hrmmm...It's probably going to use Rock Blast 'cause of the Skill Link ability...

So I'll go for a more neutral type advantage...



MMMMMMMMMAAAAKKKOOOOO!



There it is...



I think that was a given dialogue box.






BLARGH!



I should probably put out the flames on my side of the battle...

Flame...dear flame...I must bid you farewell...

cause I don't want to edit you into every picture of me





Porygon-Z...

That's just a normal type right?

Not Normal/Psychic or anything?



Yeah might as well.

It probably knows Psychic but you'd definitely outspeed it





You just make everything look like it is buddy.



Oh hey haven't seen one of those in this game yet.



Gonna Jazz it right up!



Uhhhh...we're doing an episode of Home Makeover?

Only with fire!

Look just kill the bird.




Pff you call that an attack?



THAT WAS AN ATTACK!

Nice work Jazz!



I should give it more often if you guys keep performing this well!

I mean seriously with Mako pretty much soloing Serra and Cinder destroying a giant Steelix we're on a winning streak!



Ugh...such a boring Pokemon...

It's typing is the only interesting thing about it...

And seeing as it's immune to ghosts and I didn't bring Sickle...



Go Selina!



I know it's not going to be a challenge for you so let's just get this guy out of the way quick



Fire the magic bon bons!



Oh...

Noel switched out his Pokemon.

Ah well shouldn't be a problem for Selina right?





And that was a Psychic...

I'm gonna go ahead and switch you out for a more physical fighter



Like Alphonse!

Who'll null any normal type moves this Clefable knows!

And seeing as Clefable's part Fairy now...




SLAMALAM!



And I don't care~



Wait what? Why's Cinder out?



And that's my excuse because I don't remember why I switched him.

No matter...




That was a very pathetic MoonBlast.




Almost...







Alright! That's his ace gone!

I've basically won this now!





Who...who is he referring to?

Me? His Pokemon? My Pokemon?





Doesn't matter now though!







And once more with feeling...



"Prodigy Noel"



Shame you set it so low in the first place.

i.e. you suck.




















Piece of cake





Hah!

Oh Anna you're alright...






Pfffffff....hehehehe...




It's a nice touch that they noticed my BRILLIANT strategy.








And I'm guessing you don't know how that works either right?

Oh well I gots a shiny badge so I'm happy




Don't want it










Quite badly too!

I think Mako crippled that Wigglytuff!








Oh do tell!

I'm excited to hear how everything is Charlotte's fault!












Ohohohoho

So she's the reason your parents are dead and the reason you were tortured in an orphanage?

This is a good day.






Well they went out PRETTY EASILY then I guess.






I fail to see how she kept any of you safe.

Especially at her own loss.

You were all trapped with the Doctor and (yes I'm mentioning it again)weren't adopted by her when she turned 18?

By then I assume she was already a gym leader because this region's league is just fucking terrible at hiring people.

So she could have easily taken all of you far away from him.

But she didn't.

She could have just busted you out as well.

I mean I was much weaker than her when I fucking did it.

Look...let's just go back to you blaming Charlotte for everything okay?





Ah stop crying you big baby.

She was just introduced as a character she's got plenty of mileage in her yet.




I prefer using violence.

Much funner.





Well...adult women maybe...

Grown men crying isn't as well received.

The default public mode for guys is "aloof"






Oooh I could use a snack!





...Assholes...

Maybe if I start crying over nothing they'll feed me?





Uhhh...alright?






Yeah...

We've never had a one-on-one talk have we kid?



Do you like sports?

Video-games?

...

Homicidal rampages?





Poor kid...brow-beaten by his own sister...



Her ashes you mean?





Maybe the Steelix cushioned her fall?

They're made out of pillows and love right?

Not cold hard metal?





WHAT?

IT EXPLODED WITHOUT ME???

WHO DARES??




I could just wait here.

Saphira is definitely alive now.



























I don't think I caught anything here yet...



Hm?



Why not?

I still need a good water type.

one that doesn't bite me constantly at least



Cause she'll evolve into an Elisabeth SWANNA!

Haha references.

















There wasn't a hole on the left side door before...

Someone's been using Tear Down.




GAH!

Teleporting demon...






I'm not surprised.

It was very unlikely that you'd be killed off so soon after meeting you.

And you do actually seem capable of handling yourself.




Saphira...



I'M PRETTY SURE THE WHOLE DAMN REGION KNOWS ABOUT YOU GUYS!

AND I'M EXTRA SURE THE LEADER OF TEAM METEOR WOULD!

ESPECIALLY SEEING AS HOW WE ALL FIND HER FAMILIAR BUT CAN'T REMEMBER WHY!




Oooohhhh is it a TM?

A good one now? Not another Hidden Power?





Ah.

Heather's MacGuffin.

...Thanks...





And...Anna's MacGuffin?

Why don't you just give this to her?




I know.

It's not exactly news.






But painting one on me is JUST FINE AND DANDY HUH?





That's not a reason to give me these.








Okay hold the fuck up Saphira.

That's a terrible fucking idea.



You and Laura are both stronger than me

only a little though right?

And you'll have some form of back-up from competent battlers like Noel and Shelly

How is sending me, on my own, with my kill-able Pokemon and my track record of always running into Team Meteor a better option?



And knowing this game's track record (like with that Magikarp)

It's going to get taken off me without a battle even though I should be able to fucking hold on to the thing.

if that happens I'm going to be so fucking mad



I hope so.

And if I don't have those MacGuffins when we meet again I'm going to rub your face in it.

Now piss off my mood's been spoiled.















Right she's gone.

Guess I'll explore the left cave?



The left cave sucks.

And it has this weird gem that SHOULD do something right?





An exit?

I thought the mountain would go on for longer...





Oh wow...a new part of the region...

Should be exciting...





But I've heard I won't be able to go back to the city for a long time after this...

Something about a circus as well...

So I'm gonna dedicate the rest of this episode to faffing about!

Hooray!






































And we're back.

To the...crime invested...poverty stricken...city...

Yaaaaaayyyy



Best heal after that short wild pokemon grinding.





...

Do I know that guy?







It's just what I do.



By accident






...





"Kinda"






Please miss. Do continue...





Oh. So that's who I left in here before I skipped town...



Might as well take them both ou-



GAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!













I'll hatch this egg while I'm running around.

I want that Flygon.




I don't know why. I'm never going to use them.


Okay! What to do next?





Say...

I bet I could sell that Corrupted Pokeball here...



Huh...didn't read the description until now...

So it's worthless then?





Yep!

...

Do they usually try to sell people drugs?



..."What'd I tell you"?



H-have we met before?




We have to MAINTAIN these things?

I've been chucking them at rocks to practice my opening throw...










So...you guys enjoying Pokeball Science 101?




So it's worthless. Great.

Had to sit through a lecture on fucking PokePhysi-

No.

You know what?

Fix it.

Just so I can chuck it into ShitBrown Lake.







Hold the Pokephone!

There "might" have been?

Buddy...in this game that means there definitely IS a Pokemon inside!





So they're Digimon then?

Science truly knows no copyright laws!





I want it.





Yes but I'm the Derogatory Trainer

I'm a big deal to my mom

I can totally tame a MissingNo.



Yesh.



No that was Serra.

*Ba dum tish*








96% corruption? To my Protagonist powers that might as well be 0%

HA HA!









Well isn't that a coinky-dink?



I happen to have a jar of glitter Metal Powder right here!

Now get on with the sciencing!







Shit.

No fear! My Protag' Powers will save the day!




I didn't listen to you ramble on (for what seemed like forever) to give up!












WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-





AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUHHHHHH????

ABORT MURDER! ABORT MURDER!



*Thwack*














Well...I guess I'm just that awesome?





Okay okay...Ralts is awesome too...






Well that's kind of bittersweet...

Ralts trainer is probably long dead considering I found it in a hole underground...







Well now you know not to question my judgement.

A valuable lesson!




Damn straight.






Who's a little cutie-pie?

You are!





And you have a pretty name too!



...



Uh...Thanks pal...

I've been lacking appreciation lately and that cheered me right up!

I'll see you around friend.



















Hmmm...I'd prefer if that was Perish Song...

I'm not a fan of suicide moves...



Ha! Timid AND quick tempered?

You have quite a combination of emotions Cecilia.



I guess so.





...Suuuure...





Sigh...

I'd really like to use Cecilia...but I'm already saturated with Psychic types and I don't want her killed cause Gardevoirs are awesome...

Besides Selina's good enough for me anyway!

Oh well...







On a side-note I can now buy type berries in the Dept. Store.





They'll definitely come in handy for the next few gyms anyways




































Now what does this key do?



This probably belongs to that girl near the Trainer School in the Opal ward right?

I have such good memory.

Especially when it's been screenshotted.








How DID you drop it deep into the subway?

It was behind a wall too...







I did not...

And now I'm glad to have taken the time to do this quest.





Free Re-learning forever?



Ah.

So basically you gave me a coupon for saving you from homelessness.

THANKS.



*insert yet another sex joke based on the word "come" here*



Well let's get to re-learning!

A lot of my Pokemon were events so maybe they know secret moves?




Oooooohhhhh?

Fell Stinger could be good!





It's like something out of an anime to be honest.

You can just imagine some guy yelling "FELLL STINGAAAAAAAHHHH!" in those shonen shows









Fuck it.

I'll take the dog.








I think that's the first time someone's used the "It's not you, It's me" break-up line on a dog.

'mazing.



...



I'm hearing way too much of that lately...

I'm becoming suspicious...







I'm pretty, strong, young AND a trainer.



Yeah sure.

At least it isn't another cat anyway...




Thanks for the meal dog!

I meant dog.

Who i shall call...



Yeah...

Welcome to the Horde of travesties gang D-Dog!



...

We're going to work on your Metal Gear knowledge later.

You have been named as a reference and you will die as that reference

'Capice?



And I'm going to wander about looking for more events!

Last time in the city so I've gotta make it count!























What else...what else?







I-I just wanted a haircut lady...

Ah well not like I got anything better to do.

Other than make this episode unnecessarily large.



Oh I remember this place now!

Way back in August wasn't it?




Oh my god...

I especially remember you.

MAKO GET OVER HERE!



Just sit there and let the lady do her thing.




WELL ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?



UNBREAKABLE SHE SAID!

UN-FUCKING-BREAKABLE!



Hehehe...I enjoyed that

Oh well back to corporate espionage!









NEITHER BITCH!



Wahahahahahahaha



Well the staff over there didn't ask me to spy on a competitor out of the blue so...








...





...

more fucking cats...

I thought I was done with them...




LET'S JUST DO SOMETHING ELSE OKAY?





















These Warehouse's may have items...

I think...It's been so long since I've been to Coral ward that I don't remember...




...



If it's not a cat it's another god damn Psychic Pokemon that I don't need or want



Now where is the little shit?




Level 15?

Yeah no.



AVADA KEDAVRA!





























Sorry about all the Harry Potter-ing...

But I forgot my gun back home and all I had on me from my trip to England is the wand so...

Yeah.



Anyway I found out the Dull Key-



This thing.



Works on a gate here in the Slums.



I know I technically cheated by looking it up but let's keep that between you and me eh?

I trust you guys

to know what will happen if you betray me

LET'S GO!












Uh...am I interrupting something?




...So the Scraggy were trying to escape from the Pangoro and I got in the way...



I wonder if I'm somehow responsible?

...


Nah that's crazy...I'm so innocent like.



Don's hall?

I'd make Godfather references but I've never actually seen it.



I'll be having this.

I'll give it to Mako or Al.






































Oh god this screenshot sucks too...

But anyway I'm fighting the Pangoro now.





AND IT SHALL BE MINE!






OR NOT!

I GUESS.



You should have joined the cultgang!

Granted I wouldn't have used you but still...



How do you even point to something emphatically?



I better press it emphatically too.



Unnnnnngggghhhhh...



And I battled the other Pangoro on the right side of the room.



You can imagine how that went.



ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA




Okay now what's behind gate number 2?




Another Pangoro!

What a surprise...



This also went how you expected.



ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA



WWWWWUUUUUHHHHAAAAATAAAAAAAA!








Nobody likes a sore loser Pangoro...



So just give me the kid and we all walk out of here alive...















Whoa!

Buddy don't just jump into a Unova stand-off like that.





Don't worry Pangoro!

I'll protect you!

Wait...



Sorry Pandalicious but I just remebered I don't like you so...







...

Well that was mildly horrifying.

That Hi-Jump Kick disintegrated Pangoro...

what is this Undertale?




Uh...



Go Team?







Oh that's what they were talking about.





Why not?

I probably won't use her anyway




Well time for another jump-cut to a new event I guess.








I see the train station STILL hasn't been repaired




NOPE!





















































You've been saying that for a while mate but you haven't done anything about it.

...

Is the Chief still mad at me?




Yes?






Why bother?

He's pathetic.




Don't call Cinder a spare you shit.

I'll tear this whole station down if I have to.






Hmmmmm...depends on what you'll give me in return...




I don't give two shits about him what's my reward?





A mystery egg?



You have a deal! I love mystery eggs!

Especially when it's a Flygon egg!

Speaking of which...









Oh boy oh boy oh boy!











...

What the fuck is this?



IT'S NOT A FUCKING FLYGON ANYWAY!



Why was this even put in the game?

It's a shitty Gen V Cacnea rip-off that no decent trainer would use.

It doesn't even evolve.

Fuck you game.

And fuck you Maractus.
























Right...do I have any Pokemon that can breed with Cinder?

I'll have to look it up.
[+] And our survey says...


Oh this ought to be good...









But how to get those two to actually breed...



I'll have to use all my cunning and intellect...

Haha...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA



















[+] The breeding proccess























Neat!



Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...





Well time to trade!



Look at it this way...your child gets to grow up as a respectable police dog like its mother.



Exactly!

...

Wait what did you just sa-







Hmmmm...

Black and white...

A Pancham egg?































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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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January 26th, 2016, 3:17 am #139

Gah it stopped merging my posts!

Here's the link to part 1 - http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum ... &t=9249876



Don't worry viewers I'm not going to catch anymore Pokemon.

Well "catch" isn't the right word I guess...

And this next thing is the last event I'm going to do.





I can finally go up this Hal elevator from Season 1

And I won't heroically run away this time!



An apartment?

Has this lady been trapped here?






YEP!

Shame about that elevator.

Broken beyond repair.




Isn't it a fire hazard to have the only entrance to your home an elevator?

Or are you too lazy to use the stairs?




I'm glad you noticed.

You should get an award for being such a good noticer!






Race ya!

I've finally learned how to use Plot Convenience Teleporting!



*FWIP*












































I've done it!



OH GOD MY FACE!

MY MOST VALUABLE ASSET!



Ohhhhhhh that's better...

Maybe I shouldn't use that anymore...







You wouldn't even have CHECKED the elevator?




"So I could have starved to death"



MEH!






Par for the course I guess...

Fucking stickers...








A sexy kind of weird?

Wait...



So is there like a bed shortage in the Pokemon universe?

If so then I'm not sure if I want to go there anymore...

















Well that's Episode 32 wrapped up!

Most of it being dedicated to back-tracking and event Pokemon...

Remember that I had a gym battle at the start of this?

Me neither.

Ah well he sucked.
[+] Please read this Public Service Announcement

Hey gang.

Let's have a real talk before I go okay?



Well Season 3 is almost over and unfortunately this game's story isn't finished so eventually I'm going to run out of game to play.

I know I have enough game left for a 4th Season (If I make it) but not enough for a 5th.

So after Season 3 I'm going to update this "Terribly Titled Reaction-Locke" once a month.



I'm doing this because I really don't want to put the series on a hiatus and this will give the developers more time to release a new version of the game.

Going by the usual season format I have , Season 4 will be around 13 episodes long so that's 13 months for a new version to be released.



Which is a long ass time in my opinon.

And I'm going to miss doing this game every week.

Now I bet you lot are wondering :



"But Sean why are you telling us this in the middle of Season 3 you dingus?"



Well I'm glad you asked, random viewer with a funny voice...

It's because I don't want to stop doing Nuzlockes like this. It's become an hobby that I masochistically enjoy.

So I need you guys to send me suggestions of what to play next in Pokemon games.

I'll put up a poll or something at the end of the Season Finale with the top 4 suggestions

(One here and one on the Reborn site for those who don't have accounts here. Guest viewers are on their own though.)

Now one of the only rules is that the game has to be finished. With a Hall of Fame entry and everything

So I don't have the same problem that I do with Reborn.


Now I think I've wasted enough of your time today.

So I'll see you guys later!











Christ this was so long it stopped merging posts...


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The filler arc to end all filler arcs is here!

Can the Derogatory Trainer save Hoenn? Will he even try?

Stay tuned to find out!


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wedward45
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

January 26th, 2016, 3:58 am #140

Maractus... yeah, the fifth-gen pokemon designs were extremely hit-and-miss. Confession time: I knew what it was going to be from the moment I saw that color scheme. I just didn't want to ruin the surprise.

I wouldn't write off Cecilia quite so quickly. The Ralts line learns a lot of defensive moves, and Gardevoir's stat spread makes for an excellent special tank. You don't have that right now.

Also, you call yourself a masochist? Prove it. Do a Drayano hack for your next nuzlocke. A reactionlocke for preference- no need to mess with a good formula.
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
-Havelock Vetinari
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