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Aszarun
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Joined: April 9th, 2014, 3:40 am

December 15th, 2015, 10:38 am #101

Errhem. Would just like to post a quick link you may like to see... Nuzlocke Guidelines for Reborn.

To be more specific on what you'd be interested in,
wrote:
  • Will you count losses to your team from optional-win story battles?
  • Will you require yourself to win such battles?
That Garchomp is one such battle, Amethyst knows that most players won't be able to beat it normally and leaves it up to the nuzlocker if it's considered legitimate. This Garchomp is just the beginning of the BS battles you'll be facing. Trust me, accept the clause. You'll need it.
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Rapunzel
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: September 22nd, 2011, 1:55 pm

January 2nd, 2016, 12:55 am #102

I'M NOT DEAD I FEEL HAPPYYYY
*bonk*

Man this is the kind of thing the BS Clause was made for. If you're obviously supposed to lose, deaths shouldn't count.
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

January 4th, 2016, 1:55 pm #103



Sup bitches?

Been a while huh?

So long that I need a haircut really badly now



Are we all ready to start Season 3 of this awful nonsense of a run?

I'm going to assume yes

GREAT!

Also I can't find my Rocket T-shirt



Finn and Jake will do for now though.



Any way I'm sure we all remember what happened last time right?

Solaris beat the shit out of me



...



But I have just the loophole to escape that bullshit



THIS

For anyone not familiar with Full Metal Alchemist

This is a Philosophers Stone. They are powered by human souls.



Or in this case Nuzleaf souls

I'm not bitter shut up



Anyway I'll only use this loophole once because it's the only fight in that you don't have to win

Well as far as I've played at least

Anyway without further ado let's bring back my old team!



Now how does this thing turn on...



OH FUCK!










I...don't know why I chose this song...



So Mako what's being alive again like?



Excellent now make sure not to tell Jasmine about thi-



Fuck.



Anyway that's enough of my face let's get on with some actual gameplay huh?





Yeaaaah gonna leave him alone for a bit



Gonna train up some Psychics to beat up his sister

Hope she doesn't have a Drapion tho.





Is that you Lord?

Is my punishment over?

...



Satan?





Oh god it's worse.





LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

CAN'T HEAR YOUR TRAITOROUS EXCUSES LOSER!



Oh guess i forgive you then.

NOT.





Into a back-stabbing bitch-face

See how mad I am?

I used hyphenated insults






What.







That's all well and good but I just have one teensy tiny problem with your story...



If you didn't want to hurt anyone and were such a nice boy

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW KIKI'S MEDICHAM IN THE VOLCANO?!?!






Fuck off already mate

You won't get any sympathy from me








Toodle-oo

Hope no Meteors getcha.



Right now where was I?



Uh...











I wonder what kind of Pokemon that was?



Anyway time to grind of these guys to level up mah Pokes.



*grinding ensues*





And now little brat...





Turns into stroppy teenager.

Jesus...





And now this adorable pink thing





Turns into...

Wait what?

DerogatoryTrainerran away



But it failed...

help meeeee






























Well back to Cain!

What? Trauma?

Nahhhhh nothing happened.

...

...





...



YEAH I THINK SO.






I'll destroy them for letting you loose on the world



GAHHHHHHH!

I FUCKING HATE YOU CAIN!





I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH


He'll kill it that's what!



Almost died in the process but meh.



Thunderbolt that Samu-Rotter



1 HP left?

Really?



And the bitch switches out for his Haunter




But it re-dies without giving Jasmine a scratch.





Might as well get Athena bonus Exp off of this rare occurrence



Fuck



But not too much Fuck.



Let's just end it already








Yeah who needs those orphans that desperately need "our" help anyway?

Fuck those guys am I right?




FINALLY

This was just tedious.





So how was your family able to get supplies then?

Am I just going to find a gym full of corpses again?





OH MY GOD!

PLEASE DO THAT!




...

Fucking tease




Whoops?






Normally I'd laugh at you for being an idiot but lord knows I can't pronounce it either.



And we're finally here!





Awful lot of purple around here...

And the music is...Lavender town crossed with Dubstep?

Huh.

Imma call this place the Dubstep Wasteland.



Searching rocks for items is very therapeutic apparently






Oh so Heather's last name is Molinar?

Heather Molinar.

Wait why the fuck are their gravestones here?

Weren't they buried in Beryl Ward?

Questions for later.



Uhhh dead end?



Oh.

Such riveting commenting by me this episode huh?

Maybe I'm out of practice or something...





And I'm pretty sure this archway is from Appophyll.

Who throws away a giant archway?

I bet it was it's "Arch"-enemy.

*vomits*





...





FUCKING PUSSY!

...

I had a weird sense of Deja Vu just now.





Okay I KNOW you're not supposed to be there.

We cremated you.

Well I mean we weren't supposed to but I slipped while carrying you off the volcano so...yeah.

Moving on...



Hah?



AH GAWD WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
























Well let's forget that happened okay?



Holy shit is that a bike?

*HNNNNNNRGGGHHH*



I've gotta lift this out!

THEY'RE WORTH MILLIONS LIKE!





Is that...a ledge to jump off?



It was.

It's like a blink and you miss it kind of ledge though



These yokes were in Corey's gym right?



I wonder if they do anything here?



Maybe open something in that cave?



Sigh...



Fucking boulders again.

Lord give me Strength

Well let's explore the right side of this dump






WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!

THIS BURNS SO BADLY!



I probably need a tetanus shot now...



...



...



...

I'm starting to sound like Red now



What can I say really?

I went around and touched shit.

Literally.

I mean have you seen this place?



Why can't I just walk in the side of this building?

It's torn in half...

And then I met an old man inexplicably living out here











And that was when you decided to build a gym here right?




Don't worry I'll figure it out completely by accident as usual



The door is now open btw

I went around and touched shit.

I really wish something interesting would happen already.



This does look promising at least...



Aaaaannd instant regret.



Plus the whole dark in game, dark in real life thing doesn't work with these curtains...

Fuck it let's keep going.



Now where's the exit?



Oh...well that was easy...



...

So many diseases on that slide...



And there was another entrance at the bottom



Okay this is beyond tedious I'm skipping up to find something good















This is mildly ironic


















And another one of these creepy doors.

Do they all inter-connect?

Are they plot relevant?

What lies below the city of Reborn?



A mystery for another time perhaps.



Oh this looks interesting...



Fuck.

It's probably an event for a Spiritomb if I remember my Sinnoh days...






Hold the phone is something actually happening?

Is someone down here?



...



Those don't look like human legs...






HOLY SHIT!

DO NOT WANT ANY OF THIS CRAP THANKS!





Oh Mr..."Bigglesworth" is a Garbodor

And I'm guessing it's like that Scrafty where I can't catch any of them?



The Trubbish are easy enough at least...





FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK

I really don't want any Pokemon to die in this shithole...



At least Arachne is resistant to Poison...





Buuuuut not enough.

Better switch them both out just to be safe



I'll throw cats at him till he dies



Still love this move.



Yep. Can't enslave CATCH him.



And he's dead.

I guess he seemed easy compared to Solaris...

Good job you two.



SHUSH I AM YOUR GOD



Well.

That happened.

What the hell was a talking Garbodor doing down here anyways?





Of course.



It's alllllllways Team Fucking Meteor.



I'm getting the out of here.



Ahhhhhh fresh air....



*inhales deeply*



*chokes deeply*
















Well I found the gym at least

It was very obvious if I went this way.

Siiiiigh wish I did, at least a gym battle would liven this episode up.

It was kind of short for a triumphant return too...



Oh well bound to be a few dull episodes of me fucking about in the wilderness sometimes.

...Maybe I should rephrase that...



...

...



SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

WHENEVER THAT WILL BE

I'LL TRY FOR NEXT WEEK












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Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
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Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

January 4th, 2016, 2:29 pm #104

Aaaand we're back. Still, it needs to be said: if that one slide gave you tetanus, what's the gym going to be like?
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
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lilygarnet
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Joined: October 12th, 2015, 2:37 pm

January 4th, 2016, 11:44 pm #105

Been lurking on this run, and I decided to comment :xd:

Oh gosh, that Spoink. Reminds me of that one triathlete...
RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL
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Lily's Moemon Forever v3 Purplelocke
Trubbish is my spirit animal.
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Alba Corbina
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: February 6th, 2015, 2:53 pm

January 6th, 2016, 3:51 am #106

I feel like that purple stuff should be eating through your shoes or something
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DerogatoryTrainer
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 9th, 2015, 6:22 pm

January 6th, 2016, 2:22 pm #107



Yo yo yo!

Guess next week means in 2 days in this Nuzlocke.

Oh well no harm.



Now let us continue our grand adventure!

Full of maturity, responsibility an-



God damn it.



Karma is a myth. Imma be as bad as I want!
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@wedward45 - Super Tetanus. It was so powerful I turned into a jaw.

@lilygarnet - Nice to meet one of you creeps. Hope you continue to do so!

Ugh...that guy....Rydel Rydel Rydel, I made you out of clay...

@Alba Corbina - Joke's on you I don't have any shoes!

...

I don't have feet anymore either.



Reborn Website :

@Gaunt - NOTHING HAPPENED. CERTAINLY NOTHING SCARRING ME FOR LIFE. HAHAHAHAHA.

@Drymus - Reading it again...I think that rule could be taken out of context really badly...

@Dragon116 - Maybe the real Strength was inside me all along? I wonder what you expected though?
Nope! Had no idea it was there and I'm long past it at this stage

@Quickslip - Second only to hitting them very hard. Glad to see someone new-ish!

@Foamy - I was going to but I just couldn't do it these guys are my team and that's how it'll stay.

Those 5 Nuzleaf died for a good cause. Shame I didn't catch more of them though...could have made a bigger stone...

Who you callin' dorks? Hush Mako...he gets a pass

Hopefully she's grown out of it now. Ah well I don't remember using her all that much later on anyways.




Sure thing!

Got any snacks?







DAMN RIGHT I AM!



LET'S GO MAKO!





Are you telling me that Cain's purple hair is hereditary?



What is this?

One of them Chinese cartoons?



GOD NO FUCK I TAKE IT BACK I'M SORRY!!!









Corey's been dead for like 5 months and it's only her first day NOW???

Well I hope this one isn't secretly a terrorist for stupid reasons too



Why is Pokemon Nurse even a job anymore?






Lady this is a god damn RPG.

Saying that only makes me even more curious.



'Sup Ame?






Must be real easy to get a gym job in this region...

Why am I only realizing this now?

Half of them are kids and the other half are evil.






I'm guessing it's a field effect similar to outside then?





Well that's bothersome.






...

You could have tried at least...




Fuck. That sounds delicious and annoying.

Guess I won't be using Al for this then.




That's some genuine advice there.

Shame I'm going to ignore it and spam psychics at her.







Well how is having a playing field that suits your Pokemon perfectly fair then?

If you wanted fair you should move to a pussy region like Kalos



Fuck you. I'm going to turn it up instead.



See ya.




I forgot to show it last episode but I caught a Muk

that I'll never use




Hmmmm...



Guess I'll evolve you for the fight then

Time to grind!



Good...



Gooder...

Please don't get anymore obnoxious after this...



Neither of us know what that means Athena

But shut up anyway.




Looks like a house plant...



Ta-da! A super Psychic Pokemon!

...



What's the matter 'Thena?

Nothing to complain about? Nothing to get super offended about?

No dark poetry that comes "straight from your tormented soul"?



Nope!

There's only so much character development to go around y'know.

if there's any at all



Well if that don't win me the badge I'll eat my metaphorical hat.






Ohhhhhhh I fucking knew it...



And 'lo Dipshit approached and said :



Fantastic.





I'm more curious as to how you beat a poison leader with your shitty grass types.








And there it is.

He was actually stupid enough that he had to lose before realizing how types work.

Bravo.






Yep Noob-city right here

Shame you got stuck in Scrubtown on your way here







The fuck is this now?









Lovely how you both decided to have this conversation right in my face.







"Hardy"

Rock Leader Hardy.

Brain cells were spent on that name for sure





Says Fern.



Oh? Backstory time?

I bet it's tragiiiic~




Oh.

That's surprisingly mundane.

Sure you don't have a brother you just can't match up to?





He'll tell it to everyone else too







Clearly everybody I've met is fucking related to a Gym Leader

Fucking Corey and Heather, Noel and Anna, Cal and his brother Blake then Hardy and...Titania I think?

And Charlotte and her sisters too.

Pokemon Reborn : A Nepotist's Wet Dream.






And now Fern will no doubt ask for a good thrashing while you heal your Pokem-







But where am I supposed to get one of those?

Hmmmm...





Nah I'll ask Hardy over here

I've beaten you so much It's gotten tiresome.





Well if you're that eager to lose...


Geh...





Oh yeah...I had them arranged to fight Aya.

Meh...doesn't matter.



Mako and Ferrothorn have a special relationship

A forbbiden love that burns hotter than the sun



I'm guessing this was his "trump card" against Aya






Or Fern was talking a "Krokorok" of shit

Next up to bat...



I wish I had a Scyther...

Nah Sickle's the only bug I need





Don't fucking switch you little bitch!

Accept your beatings like a man!



THERE!



And we're back to 2 minutes ago.




Thank you Jazz.



AH NO!

I'll never beat his MIGHTY Serperior

I might as well quit here





D-do you even understand why you're saying those lines?

Because you're on your LAST pokemon.

And you say that.



Fucking...

Just end Athena...



Hey now none of that under my roof.



Yeah!



Fuck.



Yeah!



Double Yeah!



Double Fuck.

I'll switch Selina in then




Good job best cat.





Oh I know.

After all I am merely a flea compared to the great Fag Jockey Fern.







You're so considerate of my feelings Fern.



Urp...

Oh...I think I might be coming down with something...

I have a rare condition you know.



IT'S CALLED GO FUCK YOURSELF-ULOSIS!





Don't think I can.

Fern made me cry.



Want to learn how battling actually works Fern-Gully?






I'm fairly sure you don't need a gym career to know how to ref a fucking Pokemon battle.

Besides why would we even need a referee?

Not like I plan to attack her or anything.

I'm not Solaris

...

Let's just start alright?



Wonder if this grass has any Pokemon?






He just want some love you guys.

He's a misunderstood young man and-



- is a complete asshole.










...



Can we fucking start???




I don't need your consent!

Wait lemme rephrase tha-





Congratulations your Pokemon knowledge is on par with 7 year old me

And that dumbass didn't know how to save the game...

Anyway...

IT'S GO TIME!



...



...because he's the Rock Leader...



...Rock Leader Hardy...







































Oh hey a Pokemon battle.





Hmmmm...

I didn't expect the Tentacruel but I guess it makes sense against ground types...




Drat, I was hoping for a KO.



Oddly on Jasmine



Das wat chu geh.





Mighty "cruel" of you Selina.





What the Jirachi is that abomination?

Is THAT what Skrelp evolves into?

A Dragon/Poison?

...that's actually kind of neat



But Jazz ain't gonna be much use right now



Hey!

I wasn't done with that Nidoqueen yet!






That's what I like to see Selina!




HEY AYA'S MAM!

LOOK AT ALL THIS FAIRNESS!!!





Well fuck a Psyduck.

Double switch!





...

I don't know how both those attacks missed but I ain't complaining.



Alright "A" Team



Fuck 'em up!






Noice!

Now she won't listen to a damn word I say!



Yay indeed! I was surprised you learned Psychic by the way

I'm using you more often now.



NOT NOICE! NOT NOICE!





It just had to know Aqua Tail didn't it?



Well he survived that at least.






THANK YOU.

That thing was annoying me.







So Drapion's her last then?



Okay I'll switch out someone els-



NOT HER NOT HER FUCK I MEANT FOR DAMSEL

HE BETTER NOT-



GOD



FUCKING



DAMMIT!



...



That's my own fucking fault.

Pressed A too quick...

I'm so mad at myself.



She was my third capture too

She was there at the start of all this like Mako and Cheshire were...





Sigh...at least we won.





I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!

I THOUGHT OUR ROMANCE WAS BLOSSOMING OVER MY DEAD ARIADOS.






Asshole exit stage left.

How did he even win against Aya anyway?

She had counters to his counters







A lot harder thank you.

And we get it mate.

You like fucking rocks.

Probably literally.








WHY DO YOU ASSUME THAT HUH?

DOES MY FACE JUST SCREAM "HANGS AROUND WITH FLIRTY PURPLE BOYS"?????



Uh...



Guess I'm coming over there then.

I suppose yelling across the room would be impolite












Run that by me again?

Your mother won't talk about Cain because YOU are too much of a failure?



How does that add up in your head exactly?





What kind of stuff?







Well thank you Hardy!

And I guess it's going to be the sexy kind of stuff.

Well that's what I'm seeing anyways.







Well how about that?



Been a long time since I got one of these huh?

Like 7 episodes ago I think...






FINALLY!!!



NOW I CAN GO SAVE THE-



...the....orphans....







Jesus lady lighten up

Remember what happened to the last depressing Poison leader?








Later hombre.



Sigh...



Sorry to see you go Arachne.

You had a very versatile moveset and I'm sad to see it and you go.





At least Sickle's back to dull the pain...





And I can finally leave this rapey Jynx to rot in here



OH GOD NO!!!

HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE BOX?!?!?




*swish*



*swoosh*



Huh.



You're the best Sickle.

I love you.



But it's true~





Well it finally happened folks!

I finally got a new badge and the ability to use Strength



No idea why Aya was the one for Strength and not Kiki but hey it's all in the past.

The terrible...blood soaked past...

Guess we'll end on that note.








































Actually I'm gonna check out that boulder from the last episode.






This is a shot of me running there

Just in case you guys thought i was magic and teleported there.









Huh.

I fell down into a new area.





Reeeeeally wish I taught Strength to a Pokemon instead...






Well this isn't ominous at all.

Nope nothing ominous about a solitary grave in the middle of a hidden cave surrounded by a wasteland of death





Oooookay and I'm apparently in another dimension

...

Still not that omnio-



NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE



THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!

THIS ISN'T HER GRAVE!

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?





AH FUCK!

A RUNNING GAG!




And now it's very dark.

Very dark.

Nnnnnnn....






What?

Who the fuck are you?





...

...

...



WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?!?

IS THAT KIKI?????





Uh uh uh...



Hiiiiii?





I...uh thought you were dead Kiki.

Didn't...uh...didn't expect to see you so far from where you...uh...





That's what I want to know!

Why are you he-





Ohhhhhhhhhhh...

This ain't good.



Why are you blaming me anyway!

It's Solaris and Cal's fault not mine!

I'M INNOCENT!






That...uh...that's a fairly good argument there...









NOPE NOPE DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS THANK YOU!












For the LAST time.

It was NOT ME!



It was everyone else's fault

NOT MINE








...

Okay that one struck a little to close to the mark...






P-put 'em up bitch!





Okay Sean no big deal

You beat that Garbodor right?

Now just...beat an undead Medicham and the ghost of a woman you technically killed by sucking.

No sweat.



TIME TO STRATERGIZE!






How'd ya like that Demon?





Okay Cotton up those defenses.

It probably only knows physical moves and Jasmine's Special Defense should make any Special attacks negligble





At least it's too busy hitting itself to notice us



Again? Phew I'm getting lucky here.






Well this was a piece of piss.

I was actually worried for a few minutes there.




Please don't spirit me away.

I'm too good-looking to die!






What.



NO THANKS!

I don't think I want a ghost following me around the whole regi-



...

...

...

...






I'LL FUCKING KILL THIS THING!

...

Although...





Misdreavus is a pretty good Pokemon...

And I don't have any ghost types...



Seems appropriate considering...



Well...





...



I think I've been traumatized enough for one day

I'll see you folks some other time.

Byeeeee.



























The colours...

They'll protect me...

From the trauma...





























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Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
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Joined: October 30th, 2014, 2:26 am

January 6th, 2016, 4:06 pm #108

I can tell Kiki is going to be a barrel of laughs. Maybe you can have her possess Fern or something.

Damn shame about Arachne, though. It's weird. Ariados is just a bad Pokemon on paper, yet it's always such a trooper when used in a nuzlocke.
"Cunning can do duty for thought up to a point. And then you die."
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Jirachi
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Joined: December 3rd, 2015, 7:29 pm

January 6th, 2016, 11:12 pm #109

> awesome kricketune
>evo line learn no attack 'til level 10
Also, were you ever tempted to just throw away a kriketune for having to raise to level 10?
Completed runs - undocumented alpha sapphire psychic monolocke.
Ongoing: Star wars Emerald run
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Basically, I talk to much and get a weird thrill from posting exceedingly long comments. Don't feel obliged to read them.
Yeah, See sentence two of personality again because you don't understand how long they are.
I spoiler my comments now. Feel free to skip them as they may be very long.
Feel free to PM me about bryssruns or Erfleverse.
Pokemon super mystery dungeon dex: 528 out of 720.
Currently hoarding screenies of a silver randomized run.
if you haven't already, read / watch / listen to ALL DOCTOR WHO EVER! You won't regret it.
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Alba Corbina
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: February 6th, 2015, 2:53 pm

January 7th, 2016, 12:53 am #110

Mistreavous!Kiki is on to you, man
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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
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January 7th, 2016, 5:27 am #111

Poison leaders are just freaking rays of sunshine in this game, goddamn. And that might be the worst Field Effect so far

Fern you have no friends

Arachne nooooo ;-; feels bad man

Jesus Christ that Misdreavus. Nightmares forever.
It's only funny until someone gets set on fire... then it's hilarious.
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wrote:Fucking boulders again.

Lord give me Strength
oh you sodding :v


also that misdreavus said you weren't deceived

it must have been experiencing complete sensory deprivation
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January 10th, 2016, 9:54 pm #113



Hey there folks and folkettes

It's time for another episode!

Let's all pretend there was a schedule or something



It's been a good few episodes lately

ignoring my humiliating defeat

But alas all good thing must come to an end...






We're going back to the orphan plot again...

*cries*



Very appropriate for this episode...

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@wedward45 - And have them both jump of a bridge! I like your style!

Yeah they really suck in terms of stats but I like to think with a little love and steroids they can prove their true worth


@jirachi - Not even a little. Mainly because I'm spending the majority of this game looking for a damn Magikarp


@Alba Corbina - Nothing a good exorcism won't fix!


@Rapunzel - I have yet to meet a gym leader without deep seated psychological issues. Emphasis on "so far"

It almost makes you shed a tear for the poor friendless boy who-Wait what the fuck am I saying?

She's gone to that big cobweb in the sky...


@Pillowcase - Huehuehue.

I...uh...was...acting?

Yes all part of this...PLAY that I'm doing called...The Annoying Misdreavus that taunts me with my failings!

Classic Shakespeare.


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@AndSoThereIsSt3ffo - All these Gen 5 pokemon seem to be from hell. I mean Heatmor and Durant look fucking evil.


@Gaunt - If we get a free kill at the end of this game I'm saving mine for Elias tbh.

Fuck. I want a Gengar...oh well Mismagius ain't too shabby.


@biboo195 - She's spinning webs in God's cupboards now...


@Advert - It may seem easy but that's just my natural talent and about a thousand Ice-creams...

Oh nice to see you enjoyed my complete and utter defeat! Really warms my heart right up.

You will until we hit the end of episode 15






The words "little bitch" were thrown about a lot.

Mostly by me.







Do you mean by which or is this just because you're...gay?

Maybe? To be honest I'm not sure what you are.

















...



That doesn't sound very AMERICAN to me buddy.!

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE





*one tirade later*








Of course you will be.



Huh...



Who knew big round boulders were easy to push?







Team Meteor locked it behind them obviously.

I better find another ghost to open this one i guess...



Or...that...

That way is good too.





Wonder what happens if I collect all seven?

Well now that that visual gag is out of the way...



Nice! These are worth a pretty penny.

And...are a new release on the market...

Why is this here? This place shut down years ago...





I'm sure I can make a joke out of this name somehow...





All that was wrong with it was the wonky "Y" on the sign outside mate

Not sure if "destroyed" is the right term...maybe "nudged"?



Yeah...and it's been flirting with me since episode 1...












Jesus Christ this guy...





Moving on!





Who? Oh Amaria right?








Don't try and kid yourself mate.

I've been dealing with you chumps the longest.








POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLLL!!!



Uhhhh...



YOU'VE SEEN TOO MUCH!





...



Are fucking serious?



Hmmm...for the door no doubt.






HAH! Good one!

But we both know you aren't going to hurt Shelly.

You'd have to be the scum of the earth like Cal to do that.







Forget the most tolerable child in this damn game?

How could I?



It does.



We fucking won't.

We'll do it right bloody now!

The others can hang for all I care.



You serious?



I can't fucking...

Well that's a load of bullshit.

I'm clearly the only one capab-



Oh my god they're going to get Charlotte to do it.

I fucking hate this game.

I really do.







*snrk*

Oh that is priceless

The fact is that we'd have saved them 4 weeks earlier if you had given me the key back in the cemetery.



Oh fuck off.





YES PLEASE DO! I'LL EVEN PAY YOU!





Oh boy. Everyone up for another round of Charlotte's so awesome compared to everybody else?

'Cause I'm not.









Howdy! You probably remember me as that guy who's been destroying your Pokemon for the last 5 months!



Oh wow they DO know me.





Were you the one who cried after I beat them?

Or the one that pissed themselves?

Or the one's I mistook for Aster and Eclipse on that island?








...



That's because they're terrorists!

I mean I'm only fighting them because I hold a grudge for the train thing and the volcano

But they've hurt a lot of innocent people and Pokemon!

I mean so have I but...

Look. The point is that you suck.







Hey some people are into that.

I'm not one to judge.




Why don't you for once?

They probably didn't take your Pokemon because...well they're Team Meteor...



Let's make this quick.



Wham!



Bam!



Thank you Ma'am!







Was that "haha" necessary Cain?






Oh boy! Here come's the backstory we've all been waiting for kids!

SIMON AND TARA'S!

HOW VERY EXCITING!





...



Noooo...

You'd be at the bottom still.

Because if you kill everyone except Team Meteor you low-level grunts will still be low-level grunts.







This.



This is seriously their motivation?

And the pain will still have fucking existed you twat.

BECAUSE YOU KILLED EVERYONE ELSE!






Yeah if you have to steal to provide for your family

Not committing genocide for...no fucking reason actually.

Creating a new world? Bullshit.










...

It's fucking happening.








NOT EVIL HE SAYS!

ERASING THEY'RE SUFFERING HE SAYS!

BY KILLING THEM HE SAYS!



Fuck me and it's only going to get worse isn't it?







You're always effin' scared.





Wait what?









They won't. But putting pressure on them is not the way to go about making sure they don't.








...

Well

...

There you go.



THERE YOU FUCKING GO!






I'm so angry about this






Shame that doesn't extend to me and Cain huh?






Wh-



WHAT!?! That's the worst fucking advice I've ever heard!

People without any control don't just fall over and give up, they act out!

Especially in this scenario where they have a hostage and you just make the hostage worth nothing to them anymore

9 times out of 10 that hostage is dead.

Well done. In 9 other timelines Shelly is dead and so are you.

Because I strangled you for your stupidity.






Nope.

Y'know what?



You've just made the list Charlotte.

And I doubt you'll ever come off it.



Well fucking done.













Well that's out of the way now.



Better get the others.













Buddy...



HAT WAS THE WRONG THING TO SAY






























It's been so long since I brutally killed someone that I almost forgot what it was like.

Shame I can't do it to "certain" other people.





The 50 Shades of Grey kind?







Oh really what did they make then?





A really shit lie that anyone who has a business degree could probably see through.




And former workers noticed anything suspicious then?






...

This feels like something someone with a name should be telling us

Not the Meteor exposition fairy over here.




...





Uhhhhhh....

*flashback*



*flashback over*



Whoops?

I guess I owe Aquawaffle a pint or something.



In my defense I didn't know that destroying a power plant would have...terrible...reprecusssions...

I'm just going to stop...







For doing your job for you?

Or did you want to kill Julia too?


I vaguely remember you two...

Did you guys get promoted?









Why DID you get a promotion?

You still suck.



You just described how to stop you though.

BY BEATING YOU IN POKEMON BATTLES!





Guess I'll just kill Solaris, Sirius and every member of Team Meteor then.

Just to see if it'll make a difference.









SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I'm still mad at you.








I...I think you were better off without him Noel.



I mean he gave Anna a expensive pendant and a doll of a Legendary Pokemon while you got...

A Cleffa doll.

You were clearly not the favourite.



They're collecting bling for a rap video?

~We're Team Meteor and we're here to say~

~White People always start off raps this way!~

And then Solaris just starts beatboxing like crazy while Taka breakdances

...

Sorry what were we doing?







Wouldn't starting with that be a better choice?

Oh wait I'm talking to you about good choices.

Nevermind.




No?

This is my first time here.






Oh yeah...I think I was supposed to mind that or something...









...

I almost want to thank you Siggy.

Almost.







Nah keep her for all I care.

She was a shit daughter anyways.






Wait what?

You...aren't going to just fight me anyway?








Farts McGee and his Farting Tree?

...

I have no idea why that sprung to mind....



Story of everyone's life but mine Siggy.



Well then...



Uh...



Hiiiiii?

Want me to save you?





Uh...Alright then.

I'll just go...



And leave you in the hands of a child...torturer...



...

...

...



FUCK!

I just can't do it.



Guess my conscience won a battle with me today folks

It doesn't happen often.



But even I have a heart deep down inside.



I actually did play it but can't be arsed uploading my own so...



















AT THE TURN OF THE TIDE MOTHER FUCKER!





FOR HEATHER! FOR "UGH'S" EVERYWHERE!





Holy shit this guy is huge...

Like way more ripped than a psychiatrist should be



Well Alphonse I think you know what to do.



Destroy them all.





LAST MAN STANDING!



Ulp Lanturn. Pull back.



Yeah let's psyche things up!



Samurott apparently has a cloaking device on him.




That's just sad...



At least his Venomoth put Lanturn to sleep.

Cain's helping you guys!

Let's get him a cake for being such a good helper!



Better switch 'Thena out.



And let the cat out of the bag!





Nice hit Chesh!




Well that's the Invisible Venomoth dead.



Yup.





THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MAH CAT BITCH!













And then he killed Electivire



So now the Sickle cometh!



And she heralds...




YOUR DOOM!







YEAH WE SAVED HEATHER!








Uhhh...



YEAH WE SAVED HEATHER!

Now to chase down Ol' Siggy and save the weird orphan!











Not sure I'm okay with two grown men cornering a little girl...

Wait no I'm completely sure.

Fuck off you berks.









Sirius is "sirius"ly rude.

I could tolerate the evil criminal but rudeness?

Inexcusable.






See Sirius? Anna's being polite.







BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay can we just focus on that little exchange there for a moment?

Anna's all like :



You knew my daddy?

And Sirius just looks at her and goes :



Heh.



Hehehe...oh this game just makes me laugh sometimes...







Yeah mate that's not happening.

Me and Cain are blocking the door and since he's an NPC he can stop you fro-





...

Anna cover your ears.



FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-



UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!
[/big






















Nothing's fair kid.

Just ask Cain's Mam.






yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy





Fuck you it'll be be running into most likely.

And he's probably exactly where we're heading anyway.





Part of...you soul...?



HORCRUX! ANNA IS VOLDEMORT!



AVADA KEDAVRA!!!







Yeah let's leave together as frie-



Fuck you guys.





BET THIS IS IMPORTANT!

LIKE IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO NOT LEAVE THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY???






GOOD THING I WAS FUCKING SMART ENOUGH TO CHECK BEFORE WE LEFT HUH?

I swear you'd all be dead without me.




I'll do it!

Shut up.

UGH!






Actually where are your parents?

Shouldn't you have been in the orphanage of doom too?

I mean being a Gym Leader isn't enough to keep you out of there...

even though it should be







Was that the plan all along or something?

I don't pay attention to you most of the time





Isn't that your Jirachi doll?

Or do we have a child I didn't notice until now?






Bet there's a mandatory puzzle~






And there it is.

It'll involve these train switches no doubt.






Huh...Interesting...



*PUNCH*





Neat! There's some items behind here!



...

Not...what I was expecting but okay...



And here are my friends, dependents and Charlotte.





You could try melting it?

I mean you're soooooo awesome you should be able to get past by endangering a child's life right?










Well...

A true gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved!




But first it's time for Wall Punch Man.



WAAAAALLLL PUUUUUUUNCCHHHH!!!



Not great...

Sickle's a physical fighter.



I feel like I've made a lever pun already...

I should "switch" to a better joke book




What the fuck is a "Corrupted Poke-ball"?





...



Yes.










Aaaaand I've accidentally opened the wrong tunnel.



And it's pitch black in here.



Oh well It looks like it's time for another episode of "Fucking about in the Dark!"

With your host Derogatory Trainer!

Who played this during daytime!

Like an idiot!


Oh hey a dead body.




It's Jesus. You died.








Jesus really?

Obsidia was months ago man

She's moved on.

Which you should have only in a spiritual sense.

How are you not dead?







Yeah yeah.

You'll just give me a bloody Dept. Store sticker or something anyway.



Now where the fuck was I?



I remember now!

WAAAAAALLLL PUUUUUNCH!



Gee Wilikers!

...

What? I can't keep saying "Neat" now can I?



Huh stairs.

Neat.





Is...there something on that railing over there?



Oh well to the deep we go!



...



I'm not even surprised to see you anymore Spooky Door.

If I go anywhere underground I'm sure to run into you huh?

And now I'm talking to you.

This worries me.



Nice I can give this to Kiki.

The non-dead one.

Although she IS a ghost type...

...

These musings are getting too deep for my liking



WAAAAALLLL PUUUUUNCHHHH!!!





REALLY?

THIS IS WHERE I FIND THE TM FOR FLASH????

IN THE MOST SKIPPABLE PLACE?



Fuck it.

I'm sick of this place now.






N...not like THAT Athena!

Just...just light up the damn cave.







I can see!



...that there are a lot of Arons in here....



A LOT OF THEM.





...

Fuck it I'm not going all the way back to a Center to get Zigger.

I'll catch one later.
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Okay puzzle solved!

Let's leave so I can end this behemoth of an update already!




Yeah I bet you will.

Hmmm

Is getting hit on by Cain better than a girl much younger than me doing it?



I'm going to say...

Perhaps...



WE'RE OUT!



WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE GREEN THINGS????









SO LONG!

See you at the next Father/Daughter Picnic!






Was...Shelly being snarky?

Interesting...








Bye Cain! You weren't so useless this time!

Keep it up and I might start liking you!





Oh my god Noel you can't just tell people they're white.

You'll offend Tumblr.



Yes...Nostra...who is also a part of your soul...



AVADA KEDAVRA!







Don't look so offended Short-stuff.

She's probably a decade younger than me and I don't get any respect!



Trees...been a long time...



Well let's get this over with...











The ground is shaking.

I'm sure it's totally not a bad omen

And I'm sure Team Meteor have NOTHING to do with it!




Well...



I'll be having that.






TO JOLLY CO-OPERATION!








Yep it's Team Meteor.

1000000000%







So that means people who ARE looking for it will find it.

I swear to god you are the worst kind of stupid Charlotte



Explains why 2/5ths of them are dead huh?



Huh.. not too bad...

I'll catch something later though.



How did you-

Nevermind.

It was teleportation.

IT'S ALWAYS TELEPORTATION.






Nothing wrong with the number 8.

If you turn it on it's side it looks like boobies!




Swaaaanky...






We killed everyone.

Men, children but no women.

Which was weird because it felt like there should have been.







Charmed I'm sure.




Too dangerous for Shelly you mean.

I'm a legal adult I can do all the cocaine I WANT!



Dibs on the ensuite!





Have fun Voldemort.







And she didn't adopt you why?

I mean you guys are clearly loaded.







IT UPSETS YOU?

LET'S TALK ABOUT IT!










Nope.

I'm on vacation at this nice resort.



Uh...okay?






Whoa whoa calm the fuck down girl.

It's you I have a problem with.

And the fact that you guys have the same parents but have red, green and blue hair respectively



Tenks luv.





Awww she's so cute when she's not being insane.



Fuck you doll.

I'm going to watch T.V






Okay...so what Pokemon does she use?

Glalies? Walreins?




Of course she's depressed.

This is Reborn.






Well that gives me a good reason to go right there!

Screw sick kids! I want a Badge that somehow gives me dominion over living creatures!




That's..not helpful...



Well I'm done for today folks.

This is a friggin huge update...

I mean the computer's starting to slow down due to the size!



I'll see you fuckers next time!



Oh wow I didn't know this side of the room existed.

I HAVE A BED????
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January 10th, 2016, 11:07 pm #114

noooo don't use the bed please

i've been using it for the past few months after i got thrown out of my apartment please sir just let me stay a little longer

i'll even cover your pillows for you



also why's cain on the tolerate list
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January 11th, 2016, 12:17 am #115

I laughed for 5 minutes at the corrupted Poke Ball.

Shouldn't Julia be on the Hate List?
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January 11th, 2016, 4:01 am #116

How come Cal isn't on your Hate List?
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Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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January 12th, 2016, 9:20 pm #117



So is this one huge Dive spot or...?



Oh hi.

Looks like it's time for another episode eh?

...

None of these opening images are very energetic.

FAHK.



Really sucks about what happened...







I'm still weirded out by all this...nature...

I'm expecting it to spit poison at me to be honest...



Guess it was to much to hope for a straight shot to Spinel town huh?





OH FUCK GUYS!

This random cheerleader is about to end my run!







Pfffff.....





Wait...



I just walked through there...

Where'd this tree come from?






THAT TREE JUST APPEARED THERE!



AND THAT ONE JUST DISAPPEARED!

THE FUCK?



Leaving the forest seemed to have reset the trees...

So this is weird right?

Or is this Chrysolia Forest : Home of the Magic Trees?






So...it's not meant to do this normally?

But why is i-

...

It's fucking Team Meteor again isn't it?



frickingeverydamntime



teamfuckingmeteorhavetoshowup



anddosomestupidbullshitthat



makesmehelpthisdamnregionwhenallIwant



isbeatthedamnleagueinpeacebutnnoooooo



fuckingorphanseverywhereandi'msupposedtogiveashit?



imeanicantoleratethesmalleronesbutcharlottedon'tgetmefuckingstartedon-




WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EXIT???



FOUND IT!

despitelookinginthewrongdirectionmygodthecommentersaregoingtohaveafieldday



soiforgottoputCalonthedamnlistfuckhimanywaytraitoroussonofa-


...

This isn't the exit...it looks like somewhere to evolve a Leafeon actually.





This arouses me sexually.

Uh...

Anyway let's see what kind of awesome new capture we ca-





...

Kill it dead Mako.




Most useless Pokemon.

EVER.



Okay I need to find an exit or else I'm going to go insane from muttering under my breath so much



Hmmm...

Yeah fuck it I'm not going to use it anyway.



To the box with you...



Shelly!



Creative I know.

Now where's this exit?

Should be close enough right?
















C...civilisation!

Finally! Now I don't have to eat my Pokemon!

Uh...not that I would...




DEAR GOD NOT THE FOREST AGAIN!!!








Those sound like problems only a protagonist can fix!

So when you find one call me.

I've got a bunch of clingy orphans ruining my fun.





Hello there Miss! Can I ask you a few questions abou-







"Um what?" is right lady!





Now I know what you're thinking.



But THIS TIME it wasn't me who robbed you with satanic powers.

I cannot guarantee I won't do it in the future though.



But can you odd?

ohhhhhh that sucked...






Oh ho?



"Super-Duper" you say?




How the hell's it going to do tha-



WHOAAAA!

Wow...Unreal...My gosh...



This is amazing...I feel INCREDIBLE!

YES! YES! YES! YES! I CAN WIN!

I FEEL GREAT!

I.

CAN.

DO.

THIS!



OH SHIT!



I can't do this! I can't do this!



Well at least I found the PokeMart.





Now Anna can feel better and we'll all be a happy sitcom famil-





NO COME BACK POKEMART! I NEED YOU!






Oh my god...

I've become like King Midas...

ONLY WITH TELEPORTS INSTEAD OF GOLD!

FAHK!





If she were an Psychic Leader we wouldn't have this problem would we?

So it's her fault! And certainly not some angry trainer who came to town 5 minutes ago and has already vanished the PokeMart right?

Please don't grab your pitchforks...



Boop.



Hehe this is kind of fun actually.



Hey it worked!

no PokeMart though...



How's that lady?

Have I seduced you yet?

...

I'll come back later.



Well that doesn't seem right...

Guess I need to Boop it



Anybody need a good Boopin' in here?



NO!



...

Unless you have a Scyther and/or Yanmega.



Jesus this town has a wooden box infestation.





Well...I'm fairly sure some train materialized all over Peridot ward after I arrived.





OH GOD I BOOPED HER!

I SHOULD HAVE USED PROTECTION!

GLOVES!

GLOVES WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE OF WORDS!





Imma makes some switches for Serra while I'm here



I'll just take Cinder in



Well fine if you don't want to go I can get someone else.

I hear BraveStarr is quite a useful fire Pokemon



That's what I thought...




Gym time baby!





GINNY?!





And you're not Ginny Weasley...

Who the fuck are you then?






Hah!

I Booped it good.







I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!





I'm the Derogatory Trainer!

Commonly known here as "Sean"

Perhaps you've heard of me?

...aside from all those police reports?








IIIIIIII think I'm going to explore the rest of the town first.

I'll do the gym next episode k?












I can just stea-I mean FEEL the history!



Fucking hell...and I'm the thief?





Yeah yeah go fuck yourself.






No thank I already have a guy for that.



Well I HAD a guy for that.

mutterSolarismutterponytailmutter






So...50,000 smackers you say?



...



...



MINE!






Odd thing to find in the trash...





...



EVERYWHERE I GOD DAMN GO!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH











Arses?



I hope it's Arses.





HAHAHAHA

He thinks he's a threat.






HAH!

Even the grunts know how big a boner Solaris has for history

Priceless.




You know it's my name why ask?

I like to think you tell your children horror stories about me






WHOA WHOA WHOA!



Where is my reward for kicking them out?

I demand a shitty tm please!



Oh hey there's some inscriptions in an ancient language

...

No wait.

That's English.




Huh...so it isn't about Arses...



Probably about Arceus then.

...

That should have been obvious to me by now...








Oh hey I was there in my Pokemon AshGray Nuzlocke!



In stores Summer 2016...

Spread the word....


Well this...is a room...





You mean a NERD!



Like a NER-



Oh wait no that might be useful



Sure I wouldn't mind a Shieldon!
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When the night grows cold some say you can still hear its cries on the wind


And this...

IS A CLOSET!



And this cabinet got Booped.



Nice! I don't have to wait for that lady on hot days!

...

Are Ice-cream vending machines a real thing though?



Ah who cares?



Delicious photoshopped ice-cream!



Meh I don't like chocolate ice-cream.

Selina can have it.



For what? Not liking Chocolate?



And now for some Vanilla to wash it down!



OM NOM NOM...NOM?



...This was a very weird place to find a Pokemon...



Oh well I can always do with a non-rapey Ice-type!



Hrmmmm



How do I get into that house?

There might be goodies!



Ah well might as well loot Serra's mansion for stuff before I fight her



Useless!



This is "Spiky's" room anyway...



And he had a Boop-able bookcase!

...

No I won't stop saying it.

















A what?



Oooohhhhhh...



A LOSER!

Right right I get it now.




I suppose? I prefer bugs that have sword hands myself.





Fucking...what?







...

WHAT?






Listen to your mother Bennett.

She's very attractive.



Yeah shut up while I flirt!

*CAIN MODE ACTIVATED*





Yeah but I'm glad I reached you instead~

*wink*









I hadn't planned on becoming lost in your eyes but there you go~





In a nice house like this?

With no orphans????



Serra dear I'd love to.







Bennett shut the fuck up I'm about to seal the deal here!




Listen to your mother son.







Nope doesn't ring a bell.

Actually I don't think I've seen a single blonde since I got here!

Huh...that's kind of weird...









HA! A joke about what's recently been happening yes?

Serra you are too rich!

Verrrrry rich...




And I bet we're both very disappointed in him.






You Gym Leaders are a right hoot you know that?






No fucking way...

The oldest joke in the book...

Who's there?

...

Religious Zealot who?










Ohhhhh I got a bad feeling about this guy...



HEY NERD-VEGETA! OUT OF MY SHOT!







Oh man El you have excellent comedic timing








...



Buddy...

What you just said lit up a thousand red flags.

I do not trust you.



Pfff...his daughter abandoning him is wonderful?

I like you Serra.





NOPE!

NOW FUCK OFF!







Hehehehe...



Hehehehehehe...






Oh Serra...never stop being you okay?






He knows. But he's not saying.

Good job Bennett. We'll play catch later.









WELP IT'S DEFINITELY GOING TO BE A PROBLEM!





Among other things~





And they teleport away...

Too bad we'll have to wait until next time!

But first...





It's Boopin' time!



...

I booped to hard again.

I'm sure the house will turn up somewhere...



This chair too



Uhhhhh...





Oh hey an Asdf movie refere-















































I-is that all your furniture? *wheeze* *pant*

NO??? Fuuuuuuuuu*cough*cough*cough*



Beds 2 Electric Boopaloo.



Neat!

I've already forgotten what I got!





Boop-man saves the day!




Okay...

Boop-man saves the day half-assedly!















I...I...



Lady...you have no idea how much this means to me...






Oh my god...she's perfect...

Screw Serra's money! I'M MARRYING FOR LOVE!



Exp Share lady will you do me the honour of ignoring that this ring box is the charger for my phone and become my wife?




And they all lived happily ever after...




~FIN








not really though. See you guys next time!



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@Pillowcase - SO THAT'S WHERE ALL MY SNACKS HAVE BEEN GOING! But...it's so soft...ah well you called me sir. I immediately cave under politeness.

Y'see while Cain is a flirty creep, I've never wanted him dead. Brutally beaten but not dead.


@wedward45 - And inside was the Pokemon least likely to be drug pushing ever!

I don't hate the dead. Kiki's "ghost" taught me that.


@Alba Corbina - I don't consider him a person anymore? yeah...she'll buy that...


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@Xrada - Hmmm save your sanity at the cost of my own? Not the most tempting offer...but hey I'll try anyway and thanks!


@Quickslip - In some regions i believe they call them..."3's?"

Mainstream Pokemon games have beaten it into us that our choices never matter. We've been indoctrinated by Nintendo!


@Chilibunny - He is the "true" American after all.

Hahaha it's funny because I'm dead inside!

Eh...she grew on me. She's the only non-crazy girl in this game. I FORGOT OKAY? Plot twist : I won't. I only hate him more.


@Drymus - Oh they don't. I just have to be realllll..."persuasive"...


@Gaunt - Awesome! Which were the other ones though? Because she is my sane rock in this sea of crazies.

TERRA. She'll get her own series of books. They'll only have swear words in them.

Probably not Noel...he seems to be..."normal".

Huehuehue





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wedward45
Conqueror of the Dewford Gym
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January 12th, 2016, 11:24 pm #118

Serra and Exp Share lady... two more for the like list?

Incidentally, if you tried to put on gloves, wouldn't they just teleport too?
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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
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Joined: September 22nd, 2011, 1:55 pm

January 13th, 2016, 12:33 am #119

They can’t hurt Shelly, she’s one of the most tolerable NPCs in the game!

That Suffragette City reference made me super sad THANKS SEAN ;-;

Sooooo… Meteor’s motivation is exactly the same as Galactic’s and Flare’s? Smh

Charlotte really needs to leave the heroing to the protagonists.

Come on now Sean Avada Kedavra doesn’t work on someone with Horcruxes. You need to destroy the Horcrux with Basilisk venom or other insane deus ex machines.

I fucking hate when mandatory TMs are hidden in completely arbitrary places.

Why is every leader in this game depressed? It’s getting old, game.

Fuck forests. And Spindas. And Spindas in forests.

No, silly, Ginny Weasley is in my run

Arses, Arceus, close enough

IT’S A LEPIDOPTERIST CHARLIEEEEE

SeanXSerra OTP

HOLY SHIT EXP SHARE DO WANT.

…..BOOP.
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Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
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Joined: May 10th, 2014, 12:18 pm

January 13th, 2016, 2:27 am #120

So THAT'S where you get the EXP Share! I was wondering where that was...

Just a heads up dude, you are going to HATE El in time, and not just for his bigoted hypocritical bullshit. :argh:
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