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Only Metronome Run Part 2!

TheEdgeOfForever
Conqueror of the Sootopolis Gym
Conqueror of the Sootopolis Gym
Joined: April 10th, 2010, 12:51 am

September 22nd, 2010, 10:03 pm #1

Its back! A long time ago I made a run using only Clefairy that only knew Metronome and I got my ass kicked. A lot of funny things happened in the run but I failed...

So now, its time to try again! However, I made some changes, and with the help of Spirit (the user), hacked the game, and know not only Clefairy will be part of my team... You'll have to wait and see.

Anyway, the rules are simple, I get 6 Pokemon at the start and then 2 new guys after every gym, at the level of the lowest leveled guy of my team. If I need HM whores I'll hack them in :v:

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Not feeling creative with the names, I'm Edge and our rival will be GARY, yeah, in caps because he's Gary motherfuckin' Oak and all that shit.

Anyway, I got the Potion from the PC and then went to the grass where Prof. Oak stopped me and bla bla bla...



Beatiful Squirtle.



The queen of whores.



And the first battle!



And we're already lucky, this will be a good run, I sense it.



Yeah, you lost again a fuckin' pink fairy relying only on luck moves, you suck.

And now, meet our first 6 members!



Well, here's Gaga the whore of the team, she's lonely so she masturbates a lot.



Now, Madonna, another big whore.



Third, Britney. Another fuckin' whore and she's relaxed like Madonna. Britney copies everything Madonna does.



And the final whore. You have not seen her dance. She's pretty Gentle, but is still a whore.



And our first not Clefairy memebert. He's the pimp of the group and has sex with all the ladies. How? I have no idea.

And finally...



The mother of DILDOS, the Clefairy who died in the first Metronome run. She's here to rape and destroy everyone.

So this is it for the first update, I have no idea when the next one will come but I hope its soon.

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Dai
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Joined: September 7th, 2010, 1:44 am

September 22nd, 2010, 10:06 pm #2

I actually burst out laughing at all the names. XD. And Drill Peck? That is damn lucky.
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Quiba
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: May 16th, 2010, 6:49 am

September 22nd, 2010, 10:06 pm #3

Oh fuck yes. I enjoyed the last one a lot. Hope you win this time!
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LordQ
Hoenn League Champion
Hoenn League Champion
Joined: August 7th, 2010, 12:59 am

September 22nd, 2010, 10:07 pm #4

Oh, I can't wait. :ohdear:

Just the gaga in this will make it worth it.
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Liopleurodon 83
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Joined: May 17th, 2010, 11:15 pm

September 22nd, 2010, 10:09 pm #5

I died at Justin the Togepi.

Obligitory MAGBY.
TEE HEE
I JUST FOUND ?
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Baron of Fate
Conqueror of the Lavaridge Gym
Conqueror of the Lavaridge Gym
Joined: August 2nd, 2010, 6:02 pm

September 22nd, 2010, 10:09 pm #6

Oh dear FSM. This has the potential to be GREAT.

Good luck, you'll need it. :D
"Those in accord with Fate are preserved, and those who rebel against Fate perish." - Giallo of the Seven Sages
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Ducky
Conqueror of the Rustboro Gym
Conqueror of the Rustboro Gym
Joined: August 1st, 2010, 10:01 pm

September 22nd, 2010, 10:16 pm #7

Looking forward to it.
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uberhorse753
Conqueror of the Petalburg Gym
Conqueror of the Petalburg Gym
Joined: May 11th, 2010, 2:32 am

September 22nd, 2010, 10:24 pm #8

FUCK YES!!!! this was one of my favorite runs. Can't wait!
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UnbelievableToaster
Conqueror of the Pewter Gym
Conqueror of the Pewter Gym
Joined: August 22nd, 2010, 3:43 am

September 22nd, 2010, 10:54 pm #9

Bring on the carnage!!
:coolshades:
Chronic lurker.
Comic to be posted soon.
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TheEdgeOfForever
Conqueror of the Sootopolis Gym
Conqueror of the Sootopolis Gym
Joined: April 10th, 2010, 12:51 am

September 22nd, 2010, 11:14 pm #10

Thanks for commenting guys!

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And here we are, first city and shit. Gaga and the whores all started doing weird dances meanwhile Justin hit on some ladies. Mama Dildos took out a photo of her son DILDOS and started crying.



I got the parcel and that shit.



Weekend was rough huh? My whores all shat on his face.

Anyway, we returned to Pallet Town and in the way we met another Togepi.

So I thought it'd be fun to battle him, like METRONOME BATTLE HURR DURR SUPER FUN.

Gaga started with Heat Wave and burned the Togepi, who only used worthless attacks.

Gaga then started doing stupid moves and then turned around and said "My life's so empty..." and suddenly she grabbed a knife...



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!



Why? ...

Madonna and Britney started doing a striptease over Gaga's dead body so I had to put them in their Pokeballs.



You must be a talented jackass.



Talk me about dreams now idiot, Gaga just died =(



All thanks to Justin.



And she was gone pretty fast...

This deserves a song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDbfOdvFBrA .

On the next update we'll grind a little before battling GARY again and then we'll go to Viridian Forest. Will we survive?

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Baron of Fate
Conqueror of the Lavaridge Gym
Conqueror of the Lavaridge Gym
Joined: August 2nd, 2010, 6:02 pm

September 22nd, 2010, 11:18 pm #11

DEATH...

SO EARLY...

*SOBCRYWHEEZEMOAN*
"Those in accord with Fate are preserved, and those who rebel against Fate perish." - Giallo of the Seven Sages
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Dextera
Conqueror of the Pewter Gym
Conqueror of the Pewter Gym
Joined: August 18th, 2010, 7:29 pm

September 22nd, 2010, 11:26 pm #12

I laughed hard at Memento. I love it.
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JRMN117
Johto League Champion
Johto League Champion
Joined: August 23rd, 2010, 11:28 pm

September 23rd, 2010, 12:03 am #13

inb4 everyone dies from memento and explosion

I am so going to love this run.
Huh?
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BearCatEgg
Conqueror of the Mahogany Gym
Conqueror of the Mahogany Gym
Joined: July 29th, 2010, 3:57 am

September 23rd, 2010, 12:05 am #14

oh my Arceus watching so hard hngh
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sapphire
Conqueror of the Blackthorn Gym
Conqueror of the Blackthorn Gym
Joined: April 11th, 2010, 5:23 am

September 23rd, 2010, 12:14 am #15

Ohshit Memento ALREADY? Tough luck bro.

CARRY ON.
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Yopomo
Conqueror of the Blackthorn Gym
Conqueror of the Blackthorn Gym
Joined: April 21st, 2010, 9:57 pm

September 23rd, 2010, 12:26 am #16

HEY i didnt kill her i am there pimp.

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Genow
Conqueror of the Mahogany Gym
Conqueror of the Mahogany Gym
Joined: June 14th, 2010, 9:24 pm

September 23rd, 2010, 12:59 am #17

This is best screenshot run
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MasterEcabob
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Joined: April 20th, 2010, 4:57 am

September 23rd, 2010, 1:07 am #18

Awesome run gets awesome sequel. I like it.

And hey, look on the bright side. Kanto only has like two double battles, tops. So the chances of your pokemon exploding on eachother is pretty unlikely.
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Moti
Johto League Champion
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Joined: July 19th, 2010, 12:38 am

September 23rd, 2010, 1:33 am #19

I hate Lady Gaga and I was happy to see her die, at least in her pikaminz version.
Sorry for your loss. Real Gaga can die though.
I don't really do Nuzlocke anymore. Might come back someday.
Don't count on it.
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TheEdgeOfForever
Conqueror of the Sootopolis Gym
Conqueror of the Sootopolis Gym
Joined: April 10th, 2010, 12:51 am

September 23rd, 2010, 4:57 am #20

Thanks for the comments guys. I expect this run to be as entertaining as the first one was =)

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Anyway, it was time for grinding. And you know what that means...



CRAZY MOVES TIME!

I realized my team hates Pidgeys, why? Because...




And Justin too...



Justin gets some weird things like...




Because Justin has fangs...

Madonna is quite the machine too, just check this shit out.





Starter exclusive my ass.



And Jirachi exclusive? Yeah right.




Britney tried to be cool though but Madonna's superior.

Also we had...




Near death experiences

And...



Death experiences ;_;
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MICHAEL BAY ;_;



Second one to fall...

On the bright side I have to grind less.

Anyway, next update will have the second battle against Gary.

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