THAT'S RIGHT. SCORCHED EARTH TIME.
2. I can only catch my fist encounter on a route/cave/ocean, you know the drill.
2.a) If I encounter a dupe, I can try three more times, if within those three times I only find dupes, I must move along.
2.b) Route 1 does not count until I get pokeballs.
3. Nicknames are a must.
THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS REAL
4. Battle mode is SET
5. Pokemon I capture when there is a slot in my team must stay with the team until death as a result of the no child pokemon left behind act.
6. When I am looking to Replace a team member who has died, You guys choose it for me. You are encouraged to make things harder for me.
6.a. If it should be that a elected pokemon faints before a time appropriate to end an update (determined by me) then I can use the two next most popular pokemon in order of popularity. If they faint I must wait for an appropriate update finish time (either event clear, catch all pokemon nearby, or gym badge get.)
7. I cannot buy healing items or X-Items, Items found on the ground however, are fair game.
Rom hacks Representin'
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 8 YEARS, WHY DO YOU KEEP WELCOMING ME?
What do people who hate you call you? I get the Feeling I'll be using that one more.
Why thank you Captain obvious. Want to point out you're a senile old fart next?
I'd love to meet the guy who has a Gyarados in his koi pond.
I pray that means you get mauled a lot.
I flipped a coin. Heads for male, Tails for Female.
Tails! Hooray for traps!
Carmine? Who's that?
I don't know where this name came from. I assume the Internet told me to do it.
I'm Glowing with enthusiasm. :stare:
The bad: I am now a super-deformed Chibi.
The good: My hat is so swag.
I know right! I can Pirate Nintendo's Games, and other people can make them cooler games!
Then I'm docking his pay. Nobody crosses Professor Jasmine and gets away with it! not even that scoundrel Oak!
What do you mean I'm not a Professor.
Who actually cares enough to write this on the back?
Whatever, I'm out of this hicktown
I meet your demands with apathy and cynicism. :disgust:
... I could just, like, kick them. they're not exactly tough as nails.
... Tempted to scream: "I need an adult! I need an adult!"
I SHOULD HAVE SCREAMED, OH GOD, OH GOD.
STAY AWAY FROM ME, I KNOW JUDO.
... alright, I might have overrated just then.
But which one should I take? This, looks like a job for...
Remember, making my life a living hell is encouraged~