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[INACTIVE]Urahara's Scorched Earth Nuzlocke;

Urahara
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Joined: March 21st, 2011, 12:05 am

September 17th, 2011, 7:56 pm #1



THAT'S RIGHT. SCORCHED EARTH TIME.
RULES
1. If a pokemon faints, It dies. Must be released.
2. I can only catch my fist encounter on a route/cave/ocean, you know the drill.
2.a) If I encounter a dupe, I can try three more times, if within those three times I only find dupes, I must move along.
2.b) Route 1 does not count until I get pokeballs.
3. Nicknames are a must.
THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS REAL
4. Battle mode is SET
5. Pokemon I capture when there is a slot in my team must stay with the team until death as a result of the no child pokemon left behind act.
6. When I am looking to Replace a team member who has died, You guys choose it for me. You are encouraged to make things harder for me.
6.a. If it should be that a elected pokemon faints before a time appropriate to end an update (determined by me) then I can use the two next most popular pokemon in order of popularity. If they faint I must wait for an appropriate update finish time (either event clear, catch all pokemon nearby, or gym badge get.)
7. I cannot buy healing items or X-Items, Items found on the ground however, are fair game.


Now...



Let's Roll.





Rom hacks Representin'



I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 8 YEARS, WHY DO YOU KEEP WELCOMING ME?



What do people who hate you call you? I get the Feeling I'll be using that one more.



Why thank you Captain obvious. Want to point out you're a senile old fart next?



I'd love to meet the guy who has a Gyarados in his koi pond.



I pray that means you get mauled a lot.



I flipped a coin. Heads for male, Tails for Female.



Tails! Hooray for traps!



Carmine? Who's that? :krn:



I don't know where this name came from. I assume the Internet told me to do it.



I'm Glowing with enthusiasm. :stare:



The bad: I am now a super-deformed Chibi.
The good: My hat is so swag.



I know right! I can Pirate Nintendo's Games, and other people can make them cooler games! :v:



Then I'm docking his pay. Nobody crosses Professor Jasmine and gets away with it! not even that scoundrel Oak!
What do you mean I'm not a Professor.



Who actually cares enough to write this on the back?

Whatever, I'm out of this hicktown



I meet your demands with apathy and cynicism. :disgust:



... I could just, like, kick them. they're not exactly tough as nails.



... Tempted to scream: "I need an adult! I need an adult!"



I SHOULD HAVE SCREAMED, OH GOD, OH GOD.



STAY AWAY FROM ME, I KNOW JUDO.



... alright, I might have overrated just then.



But which one should I take? This, looks like a job for...
YOU GUYS!
Remember, making my life a living hell is encouraged~
YOU DECIDE MY FATE! Scorched earth 2.0 nuzlocke
~James~Gabriel~Verona~Trixie
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Kesha
Conqueror of the Hearthome Gym
Conqueror of the Hearthome Gym
Joined: June 21st, 2011, 9:09 pm

September 17th, 2011, 7:58 pm #2

Go with Squirtle since everyone either picks Cyndaquil or Treecko.
Flandre wrote:God all this whining, since when did the tumblr "pls dont triggr me" brigade join the forums.

Chill.
Read this run.
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E-102 Grasshat
Conqueror of the Blackthorn Gym
Conqueror of the Blackthorn Gym
Joined: October 12th, 2010, 4:45 am

September 17th, 2011, 8:09 pm #3

I say Squirtle as well. I like Treecko, but not Cyndaquil. Also, for a Nuzlocke you'll need something... durable, to say the least.
Forum avatar courtesy of zephyrion
Nowadays I mostly lurk. I wish DS emulators didn't crap out on me.
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Joshuakin
Conqueror of the Cerulean Gym
Conqueror of the Cerulean Gym
Joined: May 25th, 2011, 11:07 pm

September 17th, 2011, 8:13 pm #4

Go with Squirtle or Cyndaquil...
[feel free to correct my english anytime]

Runs:
-Canon:
Firered- (FINISHED)
Emerald- (FINISHED)
Platinum- (Grind to 5? GYM)
Extra: Moemon

- Non-canon:
Touhoumon blue- (COMPLETE)
Touhoumon Renko version (Going!)(stuck. >< Help?)
Touhoumon world link 3(i'm persistent. :D)
Touhoumon Aqua-yue

Failed runs:
-Touhoumon world link (everyone died in the 5?Gym)
-Touhoumon world link: take two (AGAIN! SWEPED IN THE M$%?&*( F$%?&* 5? GYM!!!!)

On hiatus:
-Michael's Zombie adventure {Snakewood version} (my starter is a monster)(lost of interest)
-Seiya's golden heart {Heart gold run} (Grinding) (lost of interest)
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SwagginSkitty
Conqueror of the Mauville Gym
Conqueror of the Mauville Gym
Joined: January 9th, 2011, 12:35 am

September 17th, 2011, 8:22 pm #5

Dude. I'm totally also doing a run of this right now! PICK CYNDAQUIL. HE AND FIRERUMP CAN BE QUILAVABUDDIES :tanglebuddies:
CURRENTLY: Trying to figure out how the hell to patch Sacred Gold on a Macbook SERIOUSLY HELP IM DUMB YO
[+] Spoiler

Completed Runs: Pokemon Emerald, 12 deaths
Pokemon LeafGreen, 10 deaths
CAPSLOCKE #2: SCORCHED EARTH,10 DEATHS
CAPSLOCKE #3: ALTERNATE EVOLUTIONS, 14 DEATHS
CAPSLOCKE #4: SWAGGINSAPPHIRE, 17 DEATHS
Undoccumented Black Random Run aka EMPOLEON IS FUCKING BRO TIER, 20 deaths

8 deaths


Failed Runs: SWAGGINSAPPHIRE CAPSLOCKE, SAVE FILE CORRUPTED WHILE I WAS AT 19 DEATHS
Pokemon Reborn, wiped to Serra's BULLSHIT at 17 Deaths
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Mylene2511
Conqueror of the Viridian Gym
Conqueror of the Viridian Gym
Joined: August 27th, 2011, 3:57 am

September 17th, 2011, 8:47 pm #6

Go with Squirtle. First generation ftw.
Your Obedient Servant
~SG
[+] Spoiler
Sapphire: Willow's Trials: A Nuzlocke
Badges: 5
Lost: 2
Team:

------Erik-----------Starkid----------Goldie--------Meg----------Pink----------Klaus
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clau2049
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Joined: April 21st, 2011, 7:20 pm

September 18th, 2011, 2:32 am #7

Squirtle. And name it cindaquil... so you´ll have the moral advantage (?)

Completed Runs:
[+] Spoiler
Napoleon Dracula2 Boulder Iron Frost Sally
Soul Silver
White
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BlazeMarshall
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Joined: May 13th, 2011, 9:44 pm

September 18th, 2011, 3:00 am #8

Hmm... encouraged to make your life hell?

...Treecko. Let the Grovyle Curse claim you like all the others.
[+] Spoiler
Marshall's Crystal Nuzlocke! COMPLETE! But sadly, killed by Photobucket's "pay to share images" policy.
Blazing a Trail - XCOM Enemy Unknown video playthrough! COMPLETE!
[+] Spoiler

Abandoned run; summary of the remainder of the Saffron arc posted.

Blazing the Trail: Starcraft Mass Recall, Retro Edition! A video playthrough of the Starcraft 1 campaigns... in Starcraft 2! (progressed further than posted in topic, but never completed)
Bad Science: Title courtesy of Kinkajou. Chapter 3 - Dec. 26
Darkness Awakening: The beginning of a very mini-story that could really use a better name.
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Typhoon
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Joined: September 5th, 2011, 5:18 pm

September 18th, 2011, 6:33 am #10

The Grovyle Curse is strong with this hack, so take Squirtle.
Current run:
Typhoon plays Pokemon Scorched Earth

TEAM:
- Saura - Terry - Hera - Flanny - Chad - Tesla

Deaths: 5
Badges: 5
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Urahara
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Joined: March 21st, 2011, 12:05 am

September 18th, 2011, 3:48 pm #11

>Lots of votes
:blush:
I never expected this much feedback, I lurv you gaiz.
so the votes were...
Squirtle:7
Treeko:1
Cyndaquil:2
Kinda a landslide.
(sorry swagginskitty, I'm not allowed to be Cyndaquilbuddies with firerump :C)

So.
UPDATINGERU~
----------------------



Nope. The cosmic forces of the universe voted on it.



Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun~



This is pretty much the only choice I have in the nuzlocke. MUST. DO. IT.



:3:



You asshole. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY SWAGGIN' HAT.



I'mokaywiththis.jpg



Except I have one more Swaggin' hat than you do.



No. Go fight some ratatatas or something.



JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK?



If by kids, you mean jealous pricks, then sure.



SHUT UP YOU CONDESCENDING PRICK, OF COURSE I HAVE.



And so I beat him.



...
[+] OPEN THIS SHIT

Now look at your Squirlte. Now back to Me. Now back at your Squirtle. Now back at Me. Sadly, your Squirtle is not Me.


My ass, Tackle missed twice.



Goodbye hicktown.



Not Shown: Me mugging him for a potion.



Me must recognize my swaggin' hat.



Who? :krn:



Isn't that your job?



... you're not letting me buy anything until I deliver the parcel, aren't you.
...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU



UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK



My free labor senses are tingling.



I'm calling Child Services.



... Golly gee wilikers Sir, I'll be sure to complete the pokedex!

Not shown: me throwing the pokedex into the ocean.



NOW I CAN GET PLACES.

FISRT CATCH GOGOGGOGOGO




































































No...



































...
OH MY GOD GET IN THE BALL, WHEN DID AIPOM LIVE HERE, WHAT AM I DOING, JAMES DON'T KILL IT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO





















FDKJGLDSKJGASDKJFLA I AM VERY EXCITE.



Not the best nature, but nothing bad. Welcome to the team Mary-Anne.



That magic flying white box tells me it's time for a new catch!



Sweet baby jesus.



Problem bide?



Aww yeah son.



Not... the best nature. But still, I love meditite. Shinki is going to be loved~



No, I don't. The meditite and the Aipom just jumped into my pokeballs.



The magic flying white box of goodness has returned!



This works.



I... don't really know what to say about this catch. :stare:



... Let's keep the coffee away from Kelly.



YEP!



On second thought...

a cold fear gripped-

NO, FUCK YOU PLOT, YOU DON'T BELONG ON THIS RUN OF WONDERMENT.

But I-

NO, FUCK YOU.

And so I punted away the plot. :scallop:



OH GOD, EVEN THE TREES ARE GHOSTS.



I was hoping for a ghastly, but you'll do.



James is a pro catcher.



his gentle nature Was probably the best nature for a name like Cuddles.



TEMASHOT~
GRINDAN' TIME!
-----------------------------

oh my god.
Meditite and Aipom. I don't even. I didn't even know there WERE Aipom on route 1. And meditie is my favorite fighting line.
I see great power within their eyes.
Kelly is the name of a friend who loves sentret, she demanded that the sentret be named Kelly.
Cuddles is so uugu ;w;



YOU DECIDE MY FATE! Scorched earth 2.0 nuzlocke
~James~Gabriel~Verona~Trixie
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BlazeMarshall
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Joined: May 13th, 2011, 9:44 pm

September 18th, 2011, 4:14 pm #12

You BASTARD.
[+] Spoiler
Marshall's Crystal Nuzlocke! COMPLETE! But sadly, killed by Photobucket's "pay to share images" policy.
Blazing a Trail - XCOM Enemy Unknown video playthrough! COMPLETE!
[+] Spoiler

Abandoned run; summary of the remainder of the Saffron arc posted.

Blazing the Trail: Starcraft Mass Recall, Retro Edition! A video playthrough of the Starcraft 1 campaigns... in Starcraft 2! (progressed further than posted in topic, but never completed)
Bad Science: Title courtesy of Kinkajou. Chapter 3 - Dec. 26
Darkness Awakening: The beginning of a very mini-story that could really use a better name.
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Mylene2511
Conqueror of the Viridian Gym
Conqueror of the Viridian Gym
Joined: August 27th, 2011, 3:57 am

September 18th, 2011, 4:27 pm #13

Lol, I know a Kelly that's totally hyper and talks really fast all the time! XD
Your Obedient Servant
~SG
[+] Spoiler
Sapphire: Willow's Trials: A Nuzlocke
Badges: 5
Lost: 2
Team:

------Erik-----------Starkid----------Goldie--------Meg----------Pink----------Klaus
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BlazeMarshall
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Joined: May 13th, 2011, 9:44 pm

September 18th, 2011, 5:03 pm #15

Don Ravioli wrote:So much broken images...
I think that's on your end. They're all fine for me.
[+] Spoiler
Marshall's Crystal Nuzlocke! COMPLETE! But sadly, killed by Photobucket's "pay to share images" policy.
Blazing a Trail - XCOM Enemy Unknown video playthrough! COMPLETE!
[+] Spoiler

Abandoned run; summary of the remainder of the Saffron arc posted.

Blazing the Trail: Starcraft Mass Recall, Retro Edition! A video playthrough of the Starcraft 1 campaigns... in Starcraft 2! (progressed further than posted in topic, but never completed)
Bad Science: Title courtesy of Kinkajou. Chapter 3 - Dec. 26
Darkness Awakening: The beginning of a very mini-story that could really use a better name.
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ThundahCakes
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Joined: August 30th, 2011, 9:30 pm

September 19th, 2011, 2:21 am #16

I think this is the first time a Scorched Earth run hasn't gotten Gastly in the Haunted Forest...
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Urahara
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Joined: March 21st, 2011, 12:05 am

September 20th, 2011, 2:00 am #17

[+] Replies
@Blaze There was nothing I could do, the choice is not mine to make.
@mylene ... She wouldn't happen to live in canada, would she?
@thundahcakes I know that Kinkajou got a venonat.
UPDATES, UPDATES.



This was pretty much happening 24-7 during the grind fest.



First close call of this run, Nailed me with a crit tackle.



I'm so glad Mary-Anne picked up TM10, spinarak's early move pool is atrocious.



Turned out to be HP rock. Problem bug types?



Problem Ghastly?

Cuddles is the anti-troll. Thus, is king of trolls.
SUCK ON THAT, CHUCKLES



Post-grind.
We so fly.



OH MY GOD LEAVE ME ALONE.



Not Particularly, but I get to beat you up, so I'm game.



Your lack of pokemonz disturbs me.



:Trollface:

BUT SUDDENLY. after I got in four sand attacks, he was able to make FIVE attacks connect in a row.



But then Kelly stepped in and kicked it's ass.



Since the battle mod is set, this is after his treecko used leer.



First poison sting. Cuddles is the king troll? Yes.



this was a crit pound after a leer. and it's pathetic.



King of the trolls.



Ahahahahahaha! Sure. Bye.



Mary-Anne nominated for Sis-teir.



After many rigorous tests, we learned the type of the hidden power.
[+] type

(if you don't get it, it's bug type.)


Might want to talk to Cadbury, he can make a hack.... caterpies on the other hand... :v:



Mary-Anne found this with pickup. apparently, there is a 1% chance of finding one through pickup.



:krn:



Fuck you too effect spore.



Sure, Mary-Anne can find two HP TMs, but not a single pecha berry. :>_<:



Final trainer of the forest couldn't hold a candle to the king of the trolls.



Goodbye forest of Bugcatchfags.



The fuck is this, Facebook?



I'm not looking for an agent at the moment, though we'll get back you you. Don't call us, We'll call you.



Actually, I am exactly one brutal curbstomp away from terry.



See? One brutal curbstomp!



A little slow aren't we?

But before Terry, a tad bit of grinding.



Let the slaughter commence.



I detect a 100% chance of boulder badge. :scallop:



Pre-Terry.



COME.
AT.
ME.
BRO.



Mother eff. I expected Water gun to OHKO, now he's got a leer on me.



Stay down.



Bright spark decided to use harden on my switch in. That was a critical Bug HP though... James, Finish him off.



Denied.



Gotta love that x4 weakness :roll:



... I'm not feeling much accomplishment TBH, you're a wimp. and Terry is a Girls name. :v:



And then I was better than Terry.
---------------------------------------

Terry was a joke. Rhyhorn is his best pokemon, and he got outsped and oneshot. I could have used bubble to get that win.
Mary is pickup god. no questions.
Cuddles is the king of the trolls!

Until next time. URAHARA AWAY~!~!~!~!~!
YOU DECIDE MY FATE! Scorched earth 2.0 nuzlocke
~James~Gabriel~Verona~Trixie
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Mylene2511
Conqueror of the Viridian Gym
Conqueror of the Viridian Gym
Joined: August 27th, 2011, 3:57 am

September 20th, 2011, 2:43 am #18

Lol, nope. Southwestern Pennsylvania. :P
Your Obedient Servant
~SG
[+] Spoiler
Sapphire: Willow's Trials: A Nuzlocke
Badges: 5
Lost: 2
Team:

------Erik-----------Starkid----------Goldie--------Meg----------Pink----------Klaus
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Urahara
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Joined: March 21st, 2011, 12:05 am

September 22nd, 2011, 9:38 pm #19

[+] Relpy
@Mylene I though we were thinking of the same girl for a second :lurk:
only one reply...

so guys.
Want an update?


It's a bomb isn't it?



WARP SPEED ATTAINED!



GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR SPACE MONEY.



Looks like mom's handwriting.
...
that trashcan look rather lonely.
...
I think it could use a friend.
...
:D



Why yes, yes I did.



I'm mean? Look at what you did to poor chuckles!
I swear if it wasn't for his rock hidden power and king of the trolls status, Chuckles would be dead.



Hey! I beat you down in the haunted forest!



... Well someone has been training :charliebrown:

Mary-Anne killed it. with some difficulty.



That was a three hit Fury attack. Ouch.



Alright, Shinki, you getting called out. let James handle this one.

and so James did.



I know exactly who can handle this. Oh Cuddles~



No prizes for guessing what I did.



Damn right I did.

Though this battle left me a bit uneasy. Let's grind just a little bit.



Much better.



O-okay?



...
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
...
BY THE HONOR OF MINISKIRTS, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!



Oh, so that's how it's gonna be?



Miniskirts are far superior to you pathetic shorts!



IN THE NAME OF THE MOON MINISKIRT, I SHALL PUNISH YOU!



touch guy eh?
we have ways of dealing with you.
DEFNSECURLSPAM GO!



It decided to spam growl, yay!



Potion'd







Another bug catcher :ohdear:



Fury attack missed. haha!



Not sure I want to risk getting hit with a confusion. Shinki can handle thi-



OR YOU COULD CONFUSE HIM, SURE. (he is ocnfused, I just took the wrong screencap :v: )



annoying little fucker. :angry:



Head pop in three, two...



One!



I may be devoted to miniskirts, but I don't swing that way >_>;



I think I might want a restraining order...



OH SHI-



My first evolution :wooper:

BUT THEN!



OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
OHARCEUSOHARCUESOHARCUES.
DON'T EXPLODE, FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS, OH ARCEUS.






































































































































NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





































































































NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO


























































































































Nope.avi

Suck on that boomfag.



Then this one double team spammed.

Too bad...
Trying to troll Cuddles...



...Was the last mistake you'll ever make.



>Implying I already used a lesbian joke
>Implying I care

I DON'T SWING THAT WAY DAMMIT!



Stupid sing spamming pink balloon...



HOLY SHIT WHAT THE-



D'aww it's adorable



I have a perfect name for you~



Welcome to the final slot of my team Hooplah.

I can feel the sleepowder trolling already.

but first. you need to grind!
---------------------------------

Yay, filler!
Seriously, those bug catcher were rough. I'm surprised that everyone survived!

Oh, and where you worried about Shinki? :coolface:
But seriously. If it had used tackle or protect that turn, I don't want to thinking want would have happened!
Welp. next time, we tackle mt. moon. and....
[+] Spoiler
Someone dies.
[+] Spoiler
Or not :v:
Til' then, Urahara out!
YOU DECIDE MY FATE! Scorched earth 2.0 nuzlocke
~James~Gabriel~Verona~Trixie
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MasterLuna
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Joined: July 17th, 2011, 9:09 pm

September 23rd, 2011, 3:36 am #20

Nice run so far! Doing a lot better than I was. ALSO. I WANT TO SEE YOU TAKE THAT MEDITITE TO THE TOP! Medicham is amazing.
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