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Bug Spray 2

Trev
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: June 28th, 2016, 2:04 am

May 9th, 2017, 8:31 pm #1

:goodnezz: :worm: Bug Spray 2 :worm: :goodnezz:
A Crystal Forestlocke, now with 90% more shitpost!

[+] Rules/Changes
Rules:
  • Capture can only be attempted on the first encountered Pokemon that is Bug, Poison, Flying, or Grass-type.
    * Dual-types (such as Gastly's Ghost/Poison) can be utilized.
    * If there are no Pokemon of the listed type available for an area, there is no encounter for that area.
    * The Pokemon must have one of the four types in its current stage - if its evolutions have one of the types, that specific Pokemon must be caught.
    * No dupes clause - first BPFG encounter must be caught or ignored!
    ** Dupes clause applies during the Bug Catching Contest.
    * Begins after receiving Pokeballs from Elm's aide
  • If a Pokemon dies, it must be released as soon as possible.
    * Begins after receiving Pokeballs from Elm's aide
  • If all party Pokemon die and there are no replacements, the run is ended.
  • All Pokemon must be named.
Changes:
The following randomizer options were put into place:
  • Update Base Stats
  • Change Impossible Evos
  • Make Evolutions Easier
  • Update Moves
  • B/W EXP Patch
  • Fastest Text
  • Lower Case Pokemon Names

[+] Table of Contents

WARNING: Lots of swearing, wildly childish/inappropriate namecalling (nothing offensive towards any group of people), Pokemon abuse
[+] Prologue: a new suffering


hello darkness you massive dick



you make me suffer because you're a twit



this challenge makes me want tooooooo diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



using this shitstain makes meeeeeeeeeeeee cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



how I hate yoouuuuuu, I hate your whole existence, you're weak and dense



someone save me from



this bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiit

welcome back, everyone

after a year of binge drinking and cocaine deep reflection and self-exploration, I've decided to revive bug spray

I'm sure we all remember how the last one ended

so we're going to do things differently this time around. we're actually keeping fuckshit this time around, because I ended up running thin on Pokemon in the last game, so having fuckshit around might actually be useful

I'm still going to hate on it at every opportunity and absolutely loathe its entire existence

but we're gonna use it nonetheless

let's begin



yes, I am still naming it fuckshit because I'm the height of maturity

at least I'm letting it keep the berry



thankfully this is early in the day as I write this so I should be able to get some good catches

which means I may be able to just box fuckshit until I need it

a man can dream



listen you floppy bran muffin, I have been playing pokemon games before you were even programmed to exist

if I'm a rookie you're a fucking cell wall so shut up



you know what really annoys me about this battle

not only are they blocking the road but their pokemon don't even look like fucking pokemon

at least hgss had actual sprites unlike this coding bukkake of a game



actually I'm the embodiment of darkness and death



okay like real talk why the fuck would elm know anything about eggs if he's an expert on evolution

it seems like you should be sending this to a professor that actually knows what the hell they're doing

elm is some old wispy fuck who trusted a child with a pokemon, I don't think he has the capability of doing this



yes we know thank you



don't get that excited, it ain't worth much



I am not friends with this crumpled piece of cardboard



?



(hastily shoving empty alcohol bottles into pocket) yes very dependable



hope you're ready for some crushed dreams because that's what's happening



I'm not staying here tf



glad you finally realized how out of control your life is elm, let's get you into that electrotherapy



quit being so demanding you floppy bitch



this is like the only decent thing about fuckshit, and it won't even be that useful since there are so many grass-resists in johto

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh



oh well aren't you so observational, surprised you can see underneath that brush pile you call hair



yes I'm sure it's infinitely better than fuckshit over here

can we get on with this already?



yes now go away



yes this one that I have, please take it back



fuck gender roles etc.



using this stupid thing is terrible, please just take this egg and let me get on my way



that's gucci like a handbag



go away you are literally the most useless npc in existence



here we go everyone



fug



that's better







not bad



oh thank god I didn't encounter that thing



look I can actually catch a spearow this time



but it's so wEAK

ugh



okay well then nevermind



bug time?



oh fuck off



well, at least I have something



gee wish I could've had that


literally I could pick you up and throw your skinny ass across this entire map



you're like ten, you're not gonna say doggone it you twit



no I'm death we've established this already thank you v. much



shocking - 10 year old discovers the principle of things not being the fucking same every time



please give me something good



THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR



fine whatever I'll use it



maybe beedrill won't be totally useless



yeet

I named her vicky



I did it yay let's kick some birb ass
[+] next time
doing more shit in violet and probably getting really wasted

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Jimcloud
Conqueror of the Lavaridge Gym
Conqueror of the Lavaridge Gym
Joined: September 8th, 2013, 4:33 pm

May 9th, 2017, 8:36 pm #2

[AUTOMATED] Hello! I've moved your thread to the Screenshot and Written Logs forum, as it is either a screenshot run or a written log.
[4:14 AM] Furfrou: man i wish i didnt use a monkey paw to get u as admin
[4:14 AM] Furfrou: like ur a great admin
[4:14 AM] Furfrou: but i have to deal with these
[4:14 AM] Furfrou: fucking
[4:14 AM] Furfrou: puns
[4:14 AM] Furfrou: all the fucking time
[4:14 AM] Jimcloud: So you'd rather we quit monkeying around.
[4:15 AM] Furfrou: all
[4:15 AM] Furfrou: the
[4:15 AM] Furfrou: fucking
[4:15 AM] Furfrou: time
[1:46 AM] the traveling clock problem: i'm more worried about the fact that it wasn't "unflawed" that was edited
[1:46 AM] Furfrou: unflawed is a word tho
[1:46 AM] the traveling clock problem: it doesn't sound pretty, i guess
[1:47 AM] Jimcloud: so it's not unflawed
[1:47 AM] the traveling clock problem: mag if you ever hire another admin never use a monkey's paw ever again jfc
[1:47 AM] Furfrou: it was necessary
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Mirror World - The Outsider: Discontinued
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Blaze Gamma
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Joined: July 16th, 2011, 10:24 pm

May 9th, 2017, 9:04 pm #3

Oh, this again? Neat. And Trev... *Grabs your face and leans in real close* Don't give up this time you piece of [Expletives deleted].

But really, looking forward to see how this goes this time
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Alba Corbina
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: February 6th, 2015, 2:53 pm

May 9th, 2017, 9:31 pm #4

Have fun with Faulkner!
Whitney's Successor: A Normal Monolocke of Heart Gold

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Frost-------------Francis----------Strider-------------Zuri
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Glace
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Conqueror of the Cinnabar Gym
Joined: June 5th, 2012, 12:25 am

May 10th, 2017, 1:08 am #5

"using this shitstain makes meeeeeeeeeeeee cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

THEM BE FIGHTING WORDS FUCKBOY ASSHOLE YOUNG MAN
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Bug
Johto League Champion
Johto League Champion
Joined: October 11th, 2014, 5:25 pm

May 10th, 2017, 2:23 am #6

FUCK YES BUG SPRAY IS BACK.
You're gonna use that weedle and you're gonna like it. That weedle is your new fucking baby.

But, really, I'm glad your giving this another go. Your humor is still A+!


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Trev
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: June 28th, 2016, 2:04 am

May 10th, 2017, 3:35 pm #7

[+] replanadadondledraps
@Blaze: hopefully I won't have to, but life hates me so :o)

@alba: yeah he's always so fun ha ha I want to die ha ha

@glace: oh honey you should read the original one if that's your reaction

@bug: yaaaaaaaaas babe <3
[+] Chapter 1: tower of gay


listen candy you little sugar hoe, I didn't vote for this country's shitty healthcare plan so pump my stomach or I'm gonna vomit on this counter right here right - ohp

uh

sorry



alright fuckboys, let's get you trained up



life is an endless stream of suffering and torment hah ahahjk hah ha ha gfahh hga



WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS LEDYBA SO FUCKING STRONG IT'S A FUCKING LADYBUG



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4



god exists in this world in the form of supersonic



atheists: 0, zubat: 1



well since I can't use the wobbly wiggler I guess I'll catch something on this route



well okay I guess



master baiter here y'all



maybe I'll actually be better at things now



are you fucKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

how is a fucking CATERPIE THIS STRONG ID ON'T GETI T AH GHADIGJAIJGIDHEG



I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WIN AGAINST ANOTHER FUCKING LEDYBA THIS IS SUCH HORSESHIT



EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I HIT IT IT JUST USES FUCKING SYNTHESIS AND REGAINS BACK ALL ITS HEALTH I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF A BUILDING



happiness and sunshine and rainbows and unicorns and puppies :o)(o::o)(o:



you know, bellsprout is wonderful training fodder for this game. all the types I can use resist grass and 3 of them are super-effective/neutral on bellsprout, AND it gives a decent amount of exp

there's something positive in this game I swear



DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE



DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE

oh my god yes this thing is going to slaughter



pre-tower team

vicky took for fucking EVER to get to level 10, why zubat doesn't get bite earlier is beyond me



girl don't lie, we all know it's from the orgies



man y'all go hard in these orgies



maybe if you didn't use three level 3 bellsprouts against a level 10 pidgey you wouldn't lose so badly



oh right, because it's morning, the only encounters are shitlord supreme del grandes

ha ha great



easy shit



gamefreak exec: "we need a rival"

gamefreak developer: "let's make him a massive, raging edgelord asshole"

gamefreak exec: "BRILLIANT JOHNSON! someone give him a $3 million raise and a hooker"



good thing I got As and Bs this semester, let's go fuckboi



easy shit, now gimme that shitty HM



memes



now then...

... wait



yes



so basically, I'm using the two birbs because I literally have no other options, the flying types here will basically completely obliterate 2/3rds of my team

let's see how this goes



eat shit bitches



okay falkner here we fuckin' GO you birb fuck



shut up you nerd



literally not even a challenge

step up ya game falky boyo



why does falkner give a ground-type move

he's a flying gym

> gf logic



oh fuck off honestly I don't even want this thing



I have literally never seen you in my entire life



seriously I am not some errands bitch, do you own work



I mean I don't want to but I will since you literally give me no fucking option



hope it's ready to grow in a box bc that's where this shit is going



THEN HIRE SOME MORE ASSISTANTS, WHY ARE YOU DEPENDING ON A 10 YEAR OLD CHILD







give me good shit



succ my entire ass



oh god not again



oh boy, I hope this doesn't end up exactly the same way it did last time



I have no idea what this name is, leave me alone



SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK THIS PIDGEY IS ON STEROIDS



I literally went all the way back to the first route to train this shitfuck, and it's still dying

I hate everything

I'm going to go train this for the next update bye
[+] next time
getting to azaela and fucking up bitches' shit along the way

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Blaze Gamma
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Joined: July 16th, 2011, 10:24 pm

May 10th, 2017, 3:46 pm #8

Oh hey, you're still alive and not dying. It also reminds, crobat ia really good. So get you some crobat
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Peanuts
Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
Joined: April 12th, 2017, 4:21 pm

May 10th, 2017, 4:46 pm #9

This run is... Quite funny, to say the least :v: I'll second Blaze when saying that Crobat is a really good option, especially in G/S/C. So, those are the types you'll be using, huh? May the RNG be ever in your favor, then.

Bugsy should faintly represent a challenge, since your catching options include the Flying-type, and you already have a Pidgey inside of your team (and, please, this is not HG/SS' Bugsy, you'll be able to go through without any death :v: ). Whitney, however... Well, maybe if you get in hold of a decent Grass-type (and by such I mean an actually decent Grass-type, not Hoppip of any sorts :v: ) you'll be able to win.

So, I hope you luck! I didn't read the first one, but hopefully there won't be any need to make a sequel out of this part! :v:
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Blaze Gamma
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
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May 10th, 2017, 4:52 pm #10

Peanuts wrote:This run is... Quite funny, to say the least :v: I'll second Blaze when saying that Crobat is a really good option, especially in G/S/C. So, those are the types you'll be using, huh? May the RNG be ever in your favor, then.

Bugsy should faintly represent a challenge, since your catching options include the Flying-type, and you already have a Pidgey inside of your team (and, please, this is not HG/SS' Bugsy, you'll be able to go through without any death :v: ). Whitney, however... Well, maybe if you get in hold of a decent Grass-type (and by such I mean an actually decent Grass-type, not Hoppip of any sorts :v: ) you'll be able to win.

So, I hope you luck! I didn't read the first one, but hopefully there won't be any need to make a sequel out of this part! :v:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

*Deep breaths*

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

*Coughs*

Ahem. Oh... Oh deary dear.
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Bug
Johto League Champion
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Joined: October 11th, 2014, 5:25 pm

May 11th, 2017, 6:12 am #11

DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE DEATH BEE

I'm kinda glad to see a ledyba. May it actually survive this absolutely fun run ovo7


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Squiggy Azalea
Conqueror of the Petalburg Gym
Conqueror of the Petalburg Gym
Joined: October 12th, 2012, 12:35 pm

May 11th, 2017, 7:05 am #12

>ledyba instead of caterpie

hahahahahahahaha

i mean uh

sorry about the ledyba, i hope you'll manage to get a butterfree in the future c:
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Alba Corbina
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: February 6th, 2015, 2:53 pm

May 11th, 2017, 12:32 pm #13

It's too bad you can only use pokemon that start with one of your four types; Togetic could've been helpful.
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Brittany--------------------Vera-----------------Hanzo----------------Selina----------------Darwin-----------------Chucky
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Diaper McDiaper
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Joined: March 2nd, 2016, 6:50 pm

May 11th, 2017, 2:09 pm #14

oh look trev you've done it again


better not die this time, churros supporting ya all the way
seriously. don't die this time.

:V:
We've walked a long way from home.
Am I still another one?

May the legend live on.

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Trev
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: June 28th, 2016, 2:04 am

May 12th, 2017, 3:36 am #15

[+] replananaugigisaoitoanituisusssooss
@Blaze: yes I love crobat, I'm really glad I actually managed to catch a zubat this time around, even though its really shitty at the s tart

@Peanuts: I have a plan for overcoming bugsy this time around, no worries

@Bug: we'll see. I've only had one good usage of a ledyba and it was in a hacked game that buffed it significantly, so

@Squiggy: I'll probably run into one eventually, I just wish I had it now so I had that strong psychic stab

@alba: I actually prefer not using togepi at all pre-gen iv because I really don't like togetic that much, it really just feels weak. but togekiss would be great if I could get it but ha ha gamefreak hates me :o)

@diaper: oh my god you're alive
warning: lots of aggressive yelling and prominent use of harsh curse words, big text size
[+] Chapter 2: every single thing ever goes wrong entirely


WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKERS WE'RE READY TO KICK SOME BOOTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



as you can see, we're all ready to go, jacqlinne is no longer shitty (well only slightly), and I'm thoroughly pissed from today, so let's go ahead and DO THIS



after all the binge drinking I'm probably tougher than leather chaps left in the sun for five years



can we talk about how this girl's dialogue is overtly sexual and possibly a masturbation reference

bc I mean it is



I mean okay but that means you have to come get me when I'm passed out upside in a tree hung up by 16 g-strings



it's the glance I make when I look at little bitches



man if I had a dime for every vegas prostitute that has said that to me, I'd be able to buy like 500 vegas prostitutes



man you know what I love

when I use hypnosis, it always misses minimum 6 times

first time an opponent uses it, it lands without fail

because ain't life just fucking SWEELLLLLELELLLASLELLSAL



how the actual fucking hell am I losing to a fucking magikarp with tackle

I literally do not understand why this game hates me so much like this should be illegal



I don't GET IT wHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZUcpVmEHuk



NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CUNT I WAS TRYING TO GO HEAL WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA







gee thanks



BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED



the only thing I can catch here is a zubat

yaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



I will never forget you, you will always be by my side, from the day that I met you, I knew that I would love you till the day I die



"zubat's supersonic keeps confusing my pokemon!"

?



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes my encounter



maybe this will make it not shit



this shit has magnitude, I'm not fucking with that

related: fuckshit is actually not doing too awful, but I still hate it



GIVE ME YOUR TEA YOU SAGGY BOOBED DEMON

thank you barbara, say hi to the kids for me



~ alcohol alcohol how I love alcohol ~



now then



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

I ALREADY HAVE A FLYING TYPE YOU ASS



it'll be a decent backup I guess







oh fuck off you ruined a dramatic moment



I'm here to wheel you to the nursing home. get on the gurney



(police sirens in the distance)



oh no, if only I had known about this sooner, like if I encountered a fat salesman who yelled at me because I didn't have a small loan of a million dollars to buy his contraband



the only person who's gonna be in pain is your old farty ass now let me strap you down so you don't -



god dammit



WILL YOU STOP FUCKING RUINING MY CINEMATIC PLOT MOMENTS GOD DAMN



(downs 5 shots) okay let's deal with this shit



you are a waste of air go crawl back up the hole and I'll wheel you to the hospital later you floppy subaru



listen buddy, my entire life hasn't been my day, it hasn't been my day since I left the womb, the last time it was my day I was dead, so shut up



oh well would you look at that

another zubat encounter

well how about you go fuck yourself



fight me bitch oh wait you just did and you lost HA succ my ass



(cracks knuckles)

clean clothes, to be out of this stinky ass well, to get that kurt fucker into a god damn nursing home so I don't have to wipe his ass every day, alcohol, ice cream, a heating pad, a massage, 5 sunday morning rolls, a hooker and a prostitute at the same time, salvation, a giant mansion, 22 gengars, champagne, wine, vodka, rum, tequila, more alcohol, exotic birds, 52 cheesecakes, a mother that loves me, a competent professor running this shitshow I'm calling a journey, 20 more shots, and an english breakfast served on the boobs of a busty blonde with daddy issues and an elektra complex

don't ask me again



try me hoe

try me



bitch are you god damn serious DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS



I need an aDULT



we're just gonna uhhhhhhh

train for a bit before we fight whatever-the-fuck-that-questionably-gendered-fuck-is-named



bite is literally the best move in this entire game, hands do-



NO



OH MY GOD WHY



GO FUCK YOURSELF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AAAAAAAAH



I'M HAVING A FUCKING CRISIS RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE CALLING ME ABOUT HOW YOU WON A FUCKING BUG CATCHING CONTEST WITH A FUCKING CATERPIE, YOU CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ENTIRE DICK AND MY ENTIRE ASS YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNT



wow that is legitimately depressing, barty was really really useful :(

rip barty you killed everything with fury attack really well



alright, you're up, don't let me down



or just let me down, that's fine, thanks ha ha :o)



well that only took twenty minutes

thank god spearow is an easy grind, otherwise I might have pulled my eyes out through my ears haha ha ha ha ha h a



that would have been lovely SEVERAL LEVELS AGO



ooh, you evolved from pure shit to moderate shit

congrats



alright, this should be fine for the rival


my ass wrote:clean clothes, to be out of this stinky ass well, to get that kurt fucker into a god damn nursing home so I don't have to wipe his ass every day, alcohol, ice cream, a heating pad, a massage, 5 sunday morning rolls, a hooker and a prostitute at the same time, salvation, a giant mansion, 22 gengars, champagne, wine, vodka, rum, tequila, more alcohol, exotic birds, 52 cheesecakes, a mother that loves me, a competent professor running this shitshow I'm calling a journey, 20 more shots, and an english breakfast served on the boobs of a busty blonde with daddy issues and an elektra complex


okay okay alright alright okay okay alright alri-



are you fucking KIDDING ME?!

god dammit I hate everything



god I hate literally every single person in this game



I'm going to roast your burning corpse over a fire



an accurate summary of my feelings, right now



maybe I'll get a fun catch here

or maybe I'll just eat shit instead



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh I just want to go to bed

but I guess noctowl isn't too bad

at least I have a bunch of counters for bugsy

maybe



welcome to the team, let's hope you last longer than the last hoothoot

bugsy prepare ur anus because you better believe I'm going to train tf up to kick ur skinny ass this time around mofo

bye
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Blaze Gamma
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Joined: July 16th, 2011, 10:24 pm

May 12th, 2017, 3:55 am #16

Man. Just. Grind that Zubat.

Do you think you're ready for the gym?

No>Grind that Zubat
Yes>Go fight all the gym trainers with Zubat

Are you ready for Bugsy?
Yes>You're a liar and a scoundrel. Go grind that Zubat
No, please god save me ;-;>Grind that Zubat

Is Zubat Golbat?
No> Make it so
Yes>Kill Bug brat.
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Johto League Champion
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Joined: October 11th, 2014, 5:25 pm

May 12th, 2017, 6:44 am #17

DEAD BEE DEAD BEE DEAD BEE DEAD BEE DEAD BEE DEAD BEE DEAD BEE DEAD BEE

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Well, at least I had a good laugh. Even if this was a harsh loss.


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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Joined: June 28th, 2016, 2:04 am

May 13th, 2017, 5:05 pm #18

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@Gamma: honestly at lvl 22 golbat might just be pure overkill

@bug: ay, that's all that matters!
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hey guys what's -



oh boy this is gonna be a fun update, isn't it

if you couldn't tell, I'm training for bugsy

it's going great



so merrian's back on the team because I have legitimately no options

and if I wipe to bugsy this time, I'm actually done

because uh

I have no backups anymore

so we're going to be doing quite a bit of caution training

how much, you ask?



a whole fucking lot

because let me tell you something



bugsy's little skinny ass, scyther-having-at-the-second-gym ass, weak ass, corny ass, pitiful ass, bitch ass is not going to get the best of me this time



I've got two bitter, angry, level 20 birds and they're going to peck his little bitch eyes out of his glasses



and I've got a massive grudge, so you better god damn believe that I'm going to absolutely end him

now, his scyther is level 16

I am being a little risky with the levels of my team

but

if I play my cards right, I can get fuckshit's reflect up, and then I can switch out to merrian and obliterate the fucker before anything goes too wrong

we're going to see how well this strategy goes



GET FUCKED



GUESS WHO'S BACK MOTHERFUCKER



I'm about to demonstrate my fist into your motherfucking face



oh fuck, I thought razor leaf wouldn't kill it that fact

faaaaaaaack



oh thank god, he's a complete idiot



okay, so far so good



oh god oh god



OH COME ON

come on merrian, you can do it



no fury cutter yet, we're okay



COME ON

COME ON



OH MY GOD YES



YES



MOTHERFUCKING YES



YOU'RE GOD DAMN FUCKING RIGHT HE WAS DEFEATED

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WRECKED YOU LITTLE FUCKING WORM FUCKER



BETTER RESEARCH THESE MOTHERFUCKING HANDS THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO CATCH BITCH



well that was a cleansing experience :o)



excuse me do you have a cure for being the baddest bitch in all of this entire fucking region

yeah I didn't think so



listen, I know that, after crushing that total twat you guys call a gym leader, I look insanely attractive right now, but I don't want you to think I'm not available to a pretty girl like you -

OH GOD NO NOT THE PEPPER SPRAY AGAIN



ohhhhhhhhhhhh god it hurts

my eyes



HOW YOU LIKE THEM CHEEKS YOU OLD FART?!



yes I very well damn can buy all the alcohol in this store, don't you try to play me terrence you little highschool dropout fuckhead



ah, of course

the only pokemon that can learn fury cutter is the one I don't fucking need to learn it

great



oh fuck off and quit being bad at your job



c'mere you little bird fuck



AAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU CUNT



WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GO FOR THE EYES



GOD DAMMIT WHY WON'T YOU HOLD STILL?!



you're a god damn bitch



literally go fuck yourself



fucking finally jesus



eat my ass



geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks



look at you, doing something useful for exactly one second



choppin down these hoe-ass trees

I'm gonna end the update here and we'll pick up the goldenrod bullshit extravaganze special next time

eat shit bugsy

bye

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Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
Joined: April 12th, 2017, 4:21 pm

May 13th, 2017, 5:47 pm #19

As Glinda falls onto the ground, Oliver evolves into the most dangerous Pokemon in the whole franchise: with a whole 740 total stats, it's... It's... Sorry, I actually can't continue. I feel a little sorry over this :v:

That was a good, swift wrecking of Bugsy. See? I told you there would be but a problem :v: Bugsy was always Johto's Brock, instead there isn't a gigantic rock snake with the most powerful move in its generation standing besides him. It's always kind of freaky I never caught if he was either a boy or a girl :v:

Damn, this Farfetch'd. It's as if GameFreak had been doing and doing its design over and over again, and finally concluded its creation with these words: "Hey, what about we stop, trying to make a decent Pokemon, and create an annoying Pokemon, put it in the spotlight and make it even more bothering by using it in a minigame that can't even be considered as a minigame?" :v:

Ah, the forest. The heaven for all bugs to live in - isn't it too sad that this paradise will soon end by the hands of a bird-killer :v: I'll continue following, have good luck with the devil Miltank (and all that's to come, for all that matters).
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Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
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Joined: February 6th, 2015, 2:53 pm

May 13th, 2017, 5:52 pm #20

Wow, and I though Youngster Joey was obnoxious. Hopefully, now that you've defeated Bugsy, your luck will improve. Good luck with the murdercow.
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