- [+] Nuzlocke Forums
@Drymus - Well they gave it to him the first time right?
IS WALLY IN ON THIS SCHEME?!?
Fuck I'm going to have to actually write a conclusion to what started as a joke, aren't I?
@Miki-chan13 - I'd be fine with it.
Except for the part where my beautiful talented children come into play. Birch ain't getting near them.
But hey there's more trainers out there for shipping possibilities so wait and see I guess?
She is the angriest Bellsprout who ever lived...
@War Anvil - By that you mean harsh words and unnecessary cruelty?
Glad to be of service!
@Hydragon51 - I'm only slightly crazy...
But why would you need an excuse to read that?
It's the greatest form of literature known to one man!
@BeyondtheFail - Ugh...it took so much effort...There's a guy called Corporal Saturn on Youtube and I just followed his guide.
Thank you! I hope we'll get at least one A in this run!
@Cyndakill - What?! He's cute for a guy!
I suppose Treecko is in the Dragon breeding group.
I guess the Pokemon world has that stuff.
Don't know why there's a whole book on them though...
Don't like the word "had" there pal.
@MrSpaz - Nobody likes Zigzagoon.
Anybody who does is just a No-Balls.
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@webobo - And it's only just started!
Wait till it spans a thousand episodes like in One Piece.
@Gaunt - Thankfully Wally has the sense to evolve it into Gallade.
"He says as Norman stabs me in the back"
@Hycrox - Nope! None of that vanilla shit in here my friend!
Although 3 Kanto Pokemon in a row is a bit annoying...
@DemICE - Challenge provided. Roxanne was incredibly tricky and...well find out for yourself below.
Huh...Fire/Poison? Haven't seen that before.
@DreamblitzX - Wait...is the League in Uranium a tournament?
Because I like the sound of that...
@Dragon116 - Yes...It's...Ame's fault I'm like this...yes...
Fuck now I have to make up something good.
Right! Let's catch us a new team-member!
And it's a Psyduck!
Caught instantly too.
It must want to be friends.
And our letter for this capture is?
Damn that's an easy letter to nickname with.
Daffy, Donald, Darkwing...
Lot of options...but I think I'll go with...
Of the 24 1/2 century!
Loved that show when I was younger.
And Psyduck will have great letters when he evolves with G, D and D!
Since route 104 is the one route that I'm allowed to catch two Pokemon on, I think I'll catch one on the south end near Petalburg and another to the north of the forest.
I think the Pokemon are different up there as well so it's basically another route anyway.
Speaking of other captures...
Gonna skip the trainers on this route and see what Petalburg woods will give me.
It's a Slakoth.
It's not that I'd rather something better...
But Truant is a terrible ability and is going to take a lot of work to get around.
Jesus...where can I get that lifestyle?
Although...Slakoth does have bad letters...let's just see what Nickname it gets.
That might get it a place on the team later on...
But Vigoroth has V and W and Slaking ain't much better being with S and L...
Welcome aboard for however long until you get boxed forever Lackadaisy.
I like your nickname though.
I'm so clever.
Right...let's level up the new recruits.
Telling me this doesn't matter.
Any time I try it, the enemy trainer somehow develops ninja reflexes and blocks it.
Petalburg is like 20 metres away kid.
Eh why not?
Happy to help!
Now what do I get?
Okay you little shit.
This is the part where you give me something for my good deed.
I don't like you kid.
Can I eat it?
You must get mugged a lot.
This is your time to shine Dodgers!
I forgot this is the retard that uses Full Restores on Zigzagoons in the vanilla game.
AND HE ROARS AGAIN!
At this rate everyone will get a turn...
Finish it off maybe?
Does he even know anything else?
Okay I'm not spending anymore time on this battle.
I'm gonna beat up more trainers off-screen now.
Okay go that done.
Let's go talk to this science guy who is not dressed for the forest.
Is that a Shroomish?
Unnecessary close-up there game.
And you are?
Like do you have a name?
Or are you just faceless grunt #1?
Guys it's 2016.
We store things on floppy disks now.
Hide behind the nearest child is your plan?
I'd probably help you beat him up at this point.
I mean what the fuck is he doing carrying sensitive information into a fucking forest?
Is...are you posing?
Well that was easy.
I mean...should I just beat the corpses or...?
What a strange man...
And thanks to you, I've lost faith in every scientist in this region.
It's a bit early don't you think?
Right. YOU made this.
...You invented Pokemon healing...
You know what gang?
I think I fucking despise this guy.
I don't even know where the amount of anger I have toward this guy is coming from.
Probably because he's a worthless hack taking credit for other people's achievements and being an absolute coward.
Because you OF ALL PEOPLE are useful in a crisis.
I am going to try my hardest to ruin that man's life.
Jesus...why am I so annoyed by this nameless NPC?
A Surskit will only get you beaten up kid.
Like right now for example.
Well no other way but north.
Someone must be talking about me...
Ah whatever...new Pokemon time!
Well that was easy.
Let's see what this bunny gets...
The Rabbit Queen.
Not a bad addition.
Letters aren't great though...B is fine but M and R aren't.
And when she evolves it gets worse...
Bah...future Sean's problem.
Well team's filled up.
One more Pokemon and the Alphabet-Locke rules take hold and ruin this leisurely walk through Hoenn.
Need to find out how to get back to Reborn too.
Which will be hard considering there are no airports there or in Hoenn.
And it's a land-locked region surrounded by mountains and desert...
Fuck this is gonna be a bother.
But at least we're back in civilization after being stuck out in the boonies for a week.
And if it isn't the girl I can't help but be suspicious of...
12 buildings IS more than 3...
Might as well.
I could buy a plane with the Champion's salary.
They get paid right?
And off she goes.
And off I go to the Center.
Cheers Nurse Joy.
That takes me back...
Back when Wi-fi was just a myth and the house computer was dial-up...and weighed a metric ton.
And Ash still had a chance of winning a Pokemon league...
Well enough of that.
I need to get Cut.
There he i-
I have a weird sense of deja vu when I look at you...
And I get the smell of...grease?
Sorry to bother you...
I didn't even need to edit in that compliment!
I like you Cut-Man.
Apparently Drayno edited the game so HMs were more useful.
So now Cut does 70 damage and is Grass typed.
It'll be useful for Roxanne at least.
IN WE GO!
(The pokeball thing is a nice touch ain't it?)
Forgot how this place looked in Gen 6...
And you must be in a lot of pain after falling from heaven~
Okay...ignore my "amazing" pick-up lines then.
See if I care!
So...status effects then?
That's all those money-grabbing schools teach every time I check them out.
Wait no...I mean "WELL DUHHHHH!!!"
I can still see you from here Roxanne!
I CAN STI-
Why would you just yell like that!?
I don't ask non-trainer scum like you for advice.
God damn No-Balls.
- [+] Spoiler
- No-Balls is how the Pokemon trainer refers to a non-Pokemon trainer derogatorily.
The phrase was coined literally ten seconds before this explanation was written.
It refers to the non-trainer, The "No-Balls", having a) no actual Pokeballs like all Trainers have and b) For being a coward and not training magical creatures
It is very clever and if you disagree...well you're just a No-Balls then
Crushed them all.
Oh but in that last battle...
Vincent got to level 16!
And we all know what happens to starters at level 16~
Well...except for the two Gens after Hoenn...son't know what went on there...
Damn...I don't remember evolution being this...dramatic...
Ayyyy he's done cooking!
Buuut he's still a complete idiot.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ONE-TIME GAG VINNIE!
Sigh...let's just fight Roxanne...
Team-shot before we go in...
She'll have too soon enough~
And yes I am implying that I'll beat you.
Would a Dragonite be revived from that fossil?
I mean they already exist today so there's not much point...
Oh right...the gym battle.
You literally had a front row seat to me kicking the shit out of all your gym trainers.
OF COURSE YOU'D EXPECT ME TO GET HERE!
I'm going to "rock" your world baby!
Because she caused a breeze just by posing...
That's not even Italian...what are you even s-?
Look. Gym battle time.
And one d-
-amn Onix with Sturdy.
Shit...that lowered his speed...
And she healed it.
Well at least we can whittle down her restores on this usel-
Onix can learn Explosion?
ONIX CAN LEARN EXPLOSION!
THIS IS BAD!
THIS IS REALLY, REALLY BAD!
Onix has awful attack and Explosion is a physical move.
Plus it isn't stab so we should be oka-
Oh god no.
No no no.
...I will Vinnie...I will...
...a fucking Normal Gen suicide lead...
Of all things she could have done...I didn't expect that...
Take this thing down so we can go.
What's she up to?
I'm still pissed about Vinnie but...
Damn she's good.
Ain't no good here.
Pff...says the Poison/Grass?
Normally I never use Growth but we'll need the extra oomph.
Christ...it's only been two turn and I'm already on the back foot against this thing...
Grrr...all these stat debuffs are not making my mood any better...
Fucking hell we didn't even lay a leaf on it.
This hack is a lot worse than I thought...
Take some hits Lackadaisy!
I need to heal Regalia!
This will buy me some time...
Time I'll desperately need...
Glad I thought to give her one beforehand.
I gave a Cheri to a few others for that Nosepass that spams Thunder Wave...
Ugh...she'll be lucky to get any attack off now...
Later! Now, unless you want to sleep forever, hit it with Cut!
Poor choice of words!
We'll use Xena's flying attacks to knock it out while it's aslee-
OH GOD IT WOKE UP.
OH GOD IT HAS A GEM!
Yes. Yes it was.
But I'm caught between her rocks and a hard place...
Christ this shouldn't be this hard!
I have thr-
TWO Pokemon with a type advantage!
Try your best Mar-
Well that was a bust.
I'll try Bellsprout again...
Finally! Some actual dama-
Ohhhh that's not a lot...
Fuck fuck fuck.
This fucking Lileep.
Mad enough to evolve mid-battle, maybe?
Let's try this one more time.
All or nothing Regalia.
I'm running out of Potions and we still haven't got to her ace yet.
Ohhhhhh thank christ...that monster is finally dead.
Good job Reg.
Take a break.
Couple of water guns should do it...
Well...we're halfway there...
Hmmm...Dodgers is hurt from that Archen so...
Same as before Daisy!
Soak up hits while I heal!
It's a good thing Truant doesn't affect healing...
Good. Yawn worked.
Hmmm try Cut. Daisy.
I want to see how effective it'll be...
Not enough to make a difference.
Aaaand it woke up.
This is just not my gym battle today.
I've been pretty much leaning on Regalia for this entire fight now.
BUT THERE'S A REASON I DIDN'T USE DODGERS!
Wait no! That'll use up the-
I swear if this thing uses Thunder Wa-
GOD DAMN IT!
GOD DAMN IT!!!
Okay. Calm down...I can still turn this around...
Maybe a crit Reg?
Tch...this Nosepass sure is bulky...
I am done with this mother fucking Nosepass.
This is your last Potion Regalia. Make it count.
THANK FUCKING GOD.
Yeah sure. Great work Reg. Without you I would have lost.
I've wasted enough time on that Lileep and Nosepass.
End the next two quickly alright?
Oh for fucks sake.
I know...I'm fucking exhausted too.
I really regret that level cap rule I put in...
I don't want to go through that ordeal again.
Someone better inform Clair then.
Fuck it. I don't have the energy to be happy about this.
Thanks can I go now?
Shut the fuck up.
Tch...I need to go make a death box now.
That is none of my business.
I have more important things to do...
I can't tell you how upset I am that you died.
I was ready to beat this whole thing with you by my side.
But you were slain at the first hurdle...
It wasn't anyone's fault really. Nobody could have seen THAT coming.
But it wasn't meant to be.
Rest well my friend.
In the Alphter-life.
I haven't lost a starter before.
Well the show must go on.