I AM WREK.
Guardian of Osiris. Son of Adytus and the noble Vapid. Former Delegate of the universe. Patriarch of the Rahl family. Messiah of Johnny Cash. Servant of the people. Walker of walruses. Defeater of treason. Defender of all things not treason. Defender of raiding. Raider of defending. Friend of enemies. Enemy of friends. Monarch of garbage. Greatest and most beautiful man ever to walk the earth. I am Wrek.