No internet. It would be pretty awful, but at least I won't be responsible for making Earth freeze over. How am I supposed to explain that to my buddies?
Friend: "You fool! You've killed us all!"
Me: "But at least I can still watch my favorite YouTube videos. You can never just be happy for me."
Oh would you look at that? Two video game characters hopped out of their respective arcade cabinets and have come to life. Both of them want to fight you but, lucky for you, only one is allowed to. Which one will it be? Well that's up to you! The one who isn't chosen gets send back to their game immediately. The one who is chosen fights you to the death. So...who would you rather fight?
M. Bison (Street Fighter series): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btAKwAzLSfM
Shao Kahn (Mortal Kombat series): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuSU-ytJKwM