CRACK POT THEORY #8: A SYSTEM OF A DOWN SONG INSPIRED "BAYONETTA"
We have Chop Suey! to thank for Cereza
You never know when inspiration is going to hit you with an idea so incredible that it just must be true and right. But I can tell you when and where that happened to me this very morning. It was while I was trying to chase a fox from underneath my deck. I figured if I stomped hard enough, and blasted the loudest, most jarring music that my frozen brain could think of, it would scare him away. That music was System of a Downs Chop Suey!, which thundered across the global airwaves for the first time in 2001.
Much can be said of this manic song, but Serjs lyrics that grabbed me in this sudden moment of clarity were: When Angels deserve to DIE!!!!!!! Seriously, what could be more sacrilegious than wishing harm upon an angel? What could one angel let alone multiple angels do to deserve to die? Well maybe if they were relentlessly hunting a beautiful, alluring Umbran with a wicked, wicked weave.....
Thats right folks, System of a Downs Chop Suey! is most likely the inspiration for Platinum Games mother of all hack n slashers, Bayonetta. For the uninitiated, Bayonetta is the story of an Umbra witch being hunted down by an army of angels. Bayonetta (a/k/a Cereza) battles for survival by dispatching them in violent ways, all the while telling them to Flock off!! Platinum Games began development for Bayonetta in 2007, giving the dev team plenty of time to ponder how and why angels could possible deserve to die.
Of course, the lead developer, Hideki Kamiya, denies this obvious connection, claiming Bayonetta to be a wholly original work, taking inspiration from Scandanavian mythology and Devil May Cry 4. But we all know nothing is truly original in this world. And theres more ....
Chop Suey! nears its end with the lyric Father, into your hands, why have you forsaken me, in your eyes forsaken me, in your thoughts forsaken me, in your heart forsaken me? Spoiler Alert: Bayonetta has daddy issues, too. In fact, her father is a complete weenie. Near Bayonettas end, daddy dearest tries to destroy Bayonetta both in her toddler and adult forms. Crazy stuff, clearly inspired by a song crazy enough to scare off a fox.
So there you have it, my most conclusive crack pot theory to date: Bayonetta was inspired by System of a Downs Chop Suey!