How does one clean this up

justinwebb
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August 27th, 2013, 7:54 pm #1

Found this on reddit today, guy asked how to clean up dog poop in a N64. Poor console, just :pottymouth: it and put it out of its misery

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August 27th, 2013, 8:07 pm #2

:-X As one who frequently asks, "Just what exactly is this scum on this cart I got such a good deal on?", that right there is nightmare material. And what the heck it wrong with that dog?!?!

I may have to slap a spoiler on there b/c it really wants to make me hurl :-X
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August 27th, 2013, 9:14 pm #3

lol!
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Alice Lawless
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August 27th, 2013, 10:37 pm #4

Lick it off?
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The Red Shadow
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August 28th, 2013, 1:32 am #5

If its a true dog then I don't think it would have any problem licking it off itself. X_D
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DeeMoney
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August 28th, 2013, 1:54 am #6

Oh no. I opened this while eating lunch.

I think setting fire to it would be the best bet..... :yeah:
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August 28th, 2013, 1:56 am #7

Do it amercian style - Nuke it.
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August 28th, 2013, 4:32 am #8

USE GASOLINE. >:-]

I'd put a towel down, flip it over, and dissemble it. Take the shell, fill a large tub with warm water, and just go to town with some auto-grade car wash.

Man, Idk if I've ever even seen a console look this bad before. It's horrific. That's the sort of console I'd just spraypaint black over the muddy $%#t and give to the goodwill. lol

Seriously though it looks like your dog might have gotten some doo-doo butter inside the RAM, cartridge, and controller ports so I'd just put it in a plastic bag for a few months to let the stank really ramp itself up, then later in December seal it in like 30 layers of wrapping paper and give it to your brother.
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August 28th, 2013, 5:05 am #9

Not worth cleaning. Toss it and buy another.
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August 28th, 2013, 7:56 am #10

thanks for that Justin lol
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