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destiny_marie
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August 5th, 2007, 2:29 pm #391

haha loved that labib lover :rofl :rofl


Baby my suspicion is the only thing thats gunna be getting aroused

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August 5th, 2007, 2:30 pm #392

:lol1 :rofl Where do you find these? :rolleyes:
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LahbibLover
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August 5th, 2007, 3:59 pm #393

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15
> years.
> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns
> and finds a young couple in bed.
> He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a
> chair.
> While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of
> her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
> bathroom.
>
>
> While he's in there, the husband whispers to his
> wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict - look
> at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
> jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
> kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
> don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
> him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
> probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
> kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the
> wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
> whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks
> you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I
> told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I
> love you, too."

Kiwi - for some reason friends have been e-mailing me jokes lately. Some are funny, some are not. I just run over here and plop them down if I think they are worthy of my N/H board. :lol1
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destiny_marie
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August 5th, 2007, 4:00 pm #394

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."

"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"




Tired of a lifeless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking.

"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"

She looked at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"




Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?"

"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."

"Social Security sex?"

"Yeah, you know - I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"


Baby my suspicion is the only thing thats gunna be getting aroused

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August 5th, 2007, 4:08 pm #395

Social Security Sex - so funny cause it's so true. don't know whether to laugh or cry. Okay I'll do both. :rofl :cry2
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destiny_marie
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August 5th, 2007, 4:09 pm #396

1st man: me and the wife have hallway sex

2nd man: whats that?

1st man: we pass each other in the hallway i say "fuck you" she says "aey fuck u fat bastard"


Baby my suspicion is the only thing thats gunna be getting aroused

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August 5th, 2007, 4:14 pm #397

Any body here heard of "Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman". Second season starts tonight on Independent Film Channel. Read the interview with the feminist writer and star at afterellen.com. She is a riot and so is her co-star. The interview is LOL
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August 5th, 2007, 4:16 pm #398

oops

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LahbibLover
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August 5th, 2007, 4:17 pm #399

destiny_marie wrote: 1st man: me and the wife have hallway sex

2nd man: whats that?

1st man: we pass each other in the hallway i say "fuck you" she says "aey fuck u fat bastard"
ahahahah :rofl
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August 5th, 2007, 4:34 pm #400

Great jokes guys!! :lol1



Judge says to prostitute, "So when did you realise you were raped?"
Prostitute says, "When the fucking cheque bounced!"


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