A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15
> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns
> and finds a young couple in bed.
> He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a
> While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of
> her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
> While he's in there, the husband whispers to his
> wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict - look
> at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
> jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
> kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
> don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
> him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
> probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
> kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the
> wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
> whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks
> you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I
> told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I
> love you, too."
Kiwi - for some reason friends have been e-mailing me jokes lately. Some are funny, some are not. I just run over here and plop them down if I think they are worthy of my N/H board.