FESTIVE SEASON HAWAIIAN SHINDIG

Aloha! It's time to throw off your jacket and replace your scarf with a lei - that's right folks, this year, Christmas is going to be spent in the hot sun of Hawaii (or as close as dammit, anyway). There's food galore, and the dining hall has been decorated to theme. There'll even be hula and fire-dancing performances as the evening draws on. No need to be formal - relax! It's December - sunny side up!