Poor, poor, Hugh Hefner

Poor, poor, Hugh Hefner

John
John

June 16th, 2011, 7:32 pm #1

His 25 year old bride-to-be left the 85 year old Playboy founder crying at the altar! I just know he'll find some consolation in the dozen or so other Playmates living in his mansion. He's sure to lure at least three or four of them into his circular bed at the same time with a little candy for the gals and viagra for him.

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entert ... s/#slide=1
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Dennis
Dennis

June 16th, 2011, 9:26 pm #2

Silly old bastard is waaaaaaaaaay past his usefulness anyway. The man is an anachronism, he is the only one who doesn't know it!
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Loki Luv, MD°
Loki Luv, MD°

June 17th, 2011, 4:12 am #3

`
Beats workin' for a livin'.

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Dennis
Dennis

June 17th, 2011, 10:34 am #4

Well, I don't want to be 85......yet. But I will accept the cash!
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John
John

June 17th, 2011, 1:43 pm #5

I thought you already were 85.
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Dennis
Dennis

June 17th, 2011, 9:00 pm #6

Still got a little while to wait until I can make withdrawals from Social Security!

Now, regarding the constant barrage of remarks about my age, let me state with all due respect, kiss my ass my badly worn friend!

I will admit that the climb up Mont Royal would have been a little more pleasant a few years ago! 431 steps, plus the steep paths, plus the steep street at the bottom! Worth it though! We only stopped once!
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John
John

June 22nd, 2011, 5:28 am #7

Hef' told her that she could keep the engagement ring. What a guy! *COUGH COUGH!*
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Dennis
Dennis

June 22nd, 2011, 9:46 am #8

Yeah, damn generous! Probably only under the condition that she not reveal the true state (shriveled, wart covered, and moldy) of his little terwillicker!
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John
John

June 24th, 2011, 4:08 am #9

Is that why your Child Bride is keeping your ring?.
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