A-lert!!! A-lert!!! A-muhfuggen-LERT!!!!!

A-lert!!! A-lert!!! A-muhfuggen-LERT!!!!!

Joined: October 30th, 2005, 12:58 pm

July 5th, 2012, 9:10 pm #1

I seen camels, real life honest to god camels!!! I seen 'em while the CB and I was takin' my ball coaching partner to the airport!!! I shit yinz not! I seen 'em with my own two pretty hazel visual organs!!

They was right there in a field along side the highway!!! No shit!! The CB is a witness!!!

This could mean that that low-brow, lazy, lying, no account, no good, sheep dip, gutless, nutless, miserable, valueless, excuse for a man is back!!!

No, not you shit for brains................fuggen' MAHMOUT!!! Alert, ALERT!!!

Arm yourselves gentlemen, and don't open the door to any dark-skinned, amorous looking A-rab types Asmara!

I'm prepping the double barrel and the '06!!!! I shall keep you appraised as developments occur!
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Asmara
Asmara

July 5th, 2012, 11:09 pm #2

no piccies of camels ?

LoL

or even goats ?



No dark-skinned, amorous types here-abouts...



I am on the look-out, however... preference being given to dark haired lighter skinned versions...
hehe



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Dennis
Dennis

July 6th, 2012, 12:19 am #3

And besides, we didn't have no camera! The cell phones is low-tech and don't have no cameras 'n at!

I put my best men on the job and will give a follow up report to yinz!
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Loki Luv, MD°
Loki Luv, MD°

July 6th, 2012, 1:17 am #4

I seen camels, real life honest to god camels!!! I seen 'em while the CB and I was takin' my ball coaching partner to the airport!!! I shit yinz not! I seen 'em with my own two pretty hazel visual organs!!

They was right there in a field along side the highway!!! No shit!! The CB is a witness!!!

This could mean that that low-brow, lazy, lying, no account, no good, sheep dip, gutless, nutless, miserable, valueless, excuse for a man is back!!!

No, not you shit for brains................fuggen' MAHMOUT!!! Alert, ALERT!!!

Arm yourselves gentlemen, and don't open the door to any dark-skinned, amorous looking A-rab types Asmara!

I'm prepping the double barrel and the '06!!!! I shall keep you appraised as developments occur!
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Maybe the Kenyan Muslim Socialist-in-Chief was having company from the "old country" at the White House...

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Joined: May 2nd, 2006, 6:24 pm

July 6th, 2012, 1:57 am #5

Do you have the week off ?

Sounded like you had fun kayaking the other day !!!



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Loki Luv, MD°
Loki Luv, MD°

July 6th, 2012, 4:24 am #6

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Mole War Umpty-'Leven Hunnerd and One is currently raging... ...Just this morning, the newest wave of subterranean degenerates breached the surface ! Fortunately, they ain't killin' nothin' but utterly usesless lawn.
LoL

I did indeed have this week off, as Ye Olde Myne had its customary annual shut-down for the week. It's been nice & relaxing.

Had a fine time on the 4th - though my pal Jim seemed to have used WAAA-HAAA-HAAAY to many "mesquite chips" to make the smoked chicken he was busily "tinkering" with whilst I was busy drinking bottles of Zywiec beer.
See what happens when you don't pay attention...
LoL

The kayak excursion was a blast - rain deluge & all. A couple of us rented a pair of 'em for 3 hours from a place that opened up on the city's waterfront. We almost turned back about an hour in when the rain seemd like it was going to turn into a steady downpour, but once the squall blew past, we figured we might as welllive it up, as we couldn't get any more drenched.
We met a bunch of guys from Vermont along the Buffalo River who had just come down from poking about one of those old derelict grain elevators perched on the banks after paddling up the river on kayaks they brought with them - just what I was thinking of doing if I bought my own boat.
heh.
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Joined: October 30th, 2005, 12:58 pm

July 6th, 2012, 11:23 am #7

That is the sole reason for letting a couple of the neighbors cats remain above terra firma. Other than the feline patrol we found mothballs to be cost effective and work very well against the little furry burrowers. I wanted to do gasoline, but the CB reminded me of the unfortunate incident when I went overboard against the yellow jackets..............
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Joined: October 30th, 2005, 12:58 pm

July 6th, 2012, 11:25 am #8

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Maybe the Kenyan Muslim Socialist-in-Chief was having company from the "old country" at the White House...

LoL
Nah, tweren't the Big O's fault. We wuz definitely in GOP country. Matter of fact, the humps on the camel's backs even leaned to the right!
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John
John

July 6th, 2012, 5:44 pm #9

That is the sole reason for letting a couple of the neighbors cats remain above terra firma. Other than the feline patrol we found mothballs to be cost effective and work very well against the little furry burrowers. I wanted to do gasoline, but the CB reminded me of the unfortunate incident when I went overboard against the yellow jackets..............
and you won't need very much of it. Take 8oz. of your favorite octane and pour it into the mole hole opening. Wait about ten minutes to let the gas vapors permeate the many tunnels, before dropping in a lit Ohio BLue Tip match. Instant mole genocide with a decidedly high bodycount.
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Dennis
Dennis

July 6th, 2012, 6:54 pm #10

In a fit of temper I used, well, a lot more than that, on the nest of the last yellow jacket to sting me. This was due to being off to the hospital with a strong case of anaphylactic shock.

Made a beautiful blue and orange mushroom cloud in the back yard. Killed damn near all the grass in the back yard........which given my lack of enthusiasm for mowing was a plus, but it also singed all the hair off my legs to a point about half way between my knees and jewels!
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