From Hell it Came (You'll Believe a Tree Can Walk)

Martians, giant insects, and other atomic-age horrors.
Monsterpal
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March 8th, 2018, 10:19 pm #20481

The tree man was stumping along
When he heard a woodpecker song
The boring bird landed
While Tabonga was stranded
In quicksand whose pull was quite strong.
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Monsterpal
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March 27th, 2018, 6:29 pm #20482

A torrent of confusion and rage
Swept o'er me as I opened this page,
For I saw that no longer
Was the mighty Tabonga
In the Fifties file at Center Stage!
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Monsterpal
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March 28th, 2018, 11:19 pm #20483

They say that only the good die young,
So into a shaft Kimo was slung;
But Korey hadn't reckoned
For a single second
That he would rise again from the dung.
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Rivergoat
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March 31st, 2018, 12:13 pm #20484

Love the poems, they bring a drop of sap to my eye.

Was thinking that since Jan 1, recreational marijuana is legal in California (and of course a few other states); why not design a TaBONGa? I'd take a hit....
Isn't this a strange conversation for men who...aren't...crazy?
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Monsterpal
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March 31st, 2018, 12:29 pm #20485

Rivergoat, that's a brilliant idea for some enterprising paraphernalia entrepreneur to make a fortune.
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Monsterpal
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April 3rd, 2018, 6:19 pm #20486

Tabonga shambled through the jungle,
A monster who was vaguely fungal;
His performance was wooden,
Because Tabonga couldn't
Do anything other than bungle.
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Monsterpal
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April 18th, 2018, 9:51 pm #20487

Naomi had a fight with Korey,
And the latter ended up sorry
That she'd done something harsh
When she was dropped in a marsh
At the risible end of the story.
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Monsterpal
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May 13th, 2018, 3:55 pm #20488

We must never let it be said
That our love for Tabonga is dead;
Though there's seldom a post,
We won't give up the ghost
Of this horror board's jolliest thread.
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CucamongaDan
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May 13th, 2018, 6:39 pm #20489

For Mother's Day, Tabonga set up Mabonga's room with a TV and blu ray player and a copy of From Hell IT Came so she could enjoy a drek-fest in bed.
Come one, come all, come check out the New Blind Hermit's Hut and Lounge . (The password is cucacuca3 ).    The new home for CHFB movie chats! Open 24/7  for CHFB members' conversations and random comment leaving.
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Monsterpal
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May 15th, 2018, 7:39 pm #20490

A trading post on Tabonga Isle
Is where Mrs K would make her pile
From every last dope,
Or so she dared hope,
Til the tree man wiped away her smile.
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Rivergoat
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May 16th, 2018, 11:48 am #20491

Tabonga went to the dentist. He was having plank removed from his teeth.
Isn't this a strange conversation for men who...aren't...crazy?
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Monsterpal
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May 16th, 2018, 1:45 pm #20492

Just nine more and we will have reached the 20500 landmark, enough posts to fill a forest.
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Monsterpal
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May 16th, 2018, 1:46 pm #20493

Make that 7 more.
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Rivergoat
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May 16th, 2018, 6:37 pm #20494

"I did not have 6 with that woman!"
Isn't this a strange conversation for men who...aren't...crazy?
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Monsterpal
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May 17th, 2018, 3:08 am #20495

Mrs. Kilgore says, "Land's sake alive!
How can a strutting cedar survive
Without support from his roots?
So I plead with you galoots:
Let's cut that figure down to five!"
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Monsterpal
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May 17th, 2018, 10:51 pm #20496

At the risk of becoming a bore
I plead with you folks just once more
It won't take that much
To put us in touch
With the magnificent number four!
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Monsterpal
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May 18th, 2018, 2:06 am #20497

I'm certain that you all can see
Very soon we shall be home free,
As we continue to lumber
Towards the requisite number;
Now all that's required is just three.
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Monsterpal
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May 18th, 2018, 3:21 am #20498

I can hardly believe that it's true,
As I wade through Tabonga's grue.
Twenty grand and a half
Will provide a big laugh,
And all we need to get there is two.
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Monsterpal
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May 19th, 2018, 5:38 pm #20499

Up to now it's been a lot of fun,
But this is the time to get it done.
As long as Tabonga stalks,
The rhythm of this thread rocks;
Like this next post, he's still Number One.
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Monsterpal
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May 20th, 2018, 8:17 pm #20500

Is there no one, I ask in despair,
Who can bring her or himself to care
Why our flags are at half staff,
Reaching 20 and 1/2?
Such a jaded response seems unfair.
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