... Someone wake Mikey up and let him know free agency started. Look at this.
"No team made a bigger splash in the first 24 hours of free agency than the Buccaneers, who signed receiver Vincent Jackson, guard Carl Nicks and cornerback Eric Wright to lucrative contracts. And now the Bucs are largely out of the free agency game and turning their attention to the NFL draft."
Vincent Jackson, Carl Nicks and Eric Wright, think they woulda helped? Nah, besides the Bengals are committed to signing their own guys first, right? Hows that workin for ya? Mikey keeps waking un at 6 am the day before free agency. Where is Andie McDowell when you need her?
He's awake dacow. He just had someone take the Lumina over to the bus station to greet his latest group of free agent. (singular) I hear he's going to lobby the commissioner to go back to that old fat, rounded white football from the early 1960's. He'll need someone with experience so he bought Otto Graham a bus ticket.