The most offensive jokes you know

The most offensive jokes you know

Joined: November 11th, 2007, 4:24 am

July 26th, 2012, 1:54 am #1

Oh dear, it's time to drop off the Obama's at the Oval Office,.....again.....(grunt).....(flush).
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Joined: December 8th, 2008, 2:25 am

July 26th, 2012, 11:47 am #2



A baby seal walks into a club........


I saw Princess Di on the radio yesterday........


A skeleton walks into a bar & asks for a beer and a mop........


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Joined: March 28th, 2001, 3:28 pm

July 26th, 2012, 7:22 pm #3

This is without a doubt the most offensive joke I have ever heard. Let me set it up.

My 13 year old son is on the Xbox laughing out loud. I ask him what is going on and he tells me two guys, one white, one black are totally dogging each other out with the most racist jokes he had ever heard. I am like, great in a sarcastic tone.

Finally, he just yells, "Oh my God" starts laughing. I ask him what was said. He said no way he could tell me this one. I said fine, turn off the Xbox or leave that party. Finally he relents. Here is the joke.

Him: Why does it suck to be both black and Jewish?

Me: I don't know.

Answer: Because you have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Joined: November 11th, 2007, 4:24 am

July 26th, 2012, 10:36 pm #4

I hear that Colorado has the best 3-D horrer movies in the world.

Here is a thought, why not move their movie theatres into their local high schools to make Colorado a safer place to live?
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Joined: March 12th, 2004, 3:15 am

July 27th, 2012, 10:32 pm #5

What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus?
Santa Claus goes DOWN the chimney.

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?
There's 20 of them.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they're both stuck-up b1tches.
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Joined: August 16th, 2001, 8:14 am

July 28th, 2012, 8:32 pm #6

What is the difference between a pizza and a jew?

A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.

"Insert witty quotation here"
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Joined: October 25th, 2002, 10:02 pm

July 28th, 2012, 9:54 pm #7

Oh dear, it's time to drop off the Obama's at the Oval Office,.....again.....(grunt).....(flush).
What's long, black and smelly?<p></p><p></p><p>The unemployment line.</p>
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Joined: February 12th, 2011, 2:24 am

July 28th, 2012, 10:11 pm #8

Hey watch it. Years ago mainly in the 70's I was in some of those lines. No fun.

Don't get me wrong - I'm not black (the lines were a homogeneous mixture of white and black) but those lines were so long they ran out the door and moved at a snail's pace - definitely not fun.
Last edited by bengalbear on July 29th, 2012, 4:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Joined: March 31st, 2004, 5:40 pm

July 28th, 2012, 10:54 pm #9

Oh dear, it's time to drop off the Obama's at the Oval Office,.....again.....(grunt).....(flush).
Seriously? I can post black jokes on this thread and not get kicked off?

Why are a black man's eye's red after sex? From all the mace.
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Joined: January 28th, 2007, 11:34 am

July 29th, 2012, 9:12 am #10

Not really a joke--but one of my college buddy's "jokes" on spring break in Florida:

Private Joker: "Holy sh*t......" (Pointing at the ocean)

Me: "What's that...." (knowing he's up to something)

Private Joker: "It's the Space Shuttle Challenger!!!!!"


Jesus Christ. Can't get any worse than that. I always wondered what he would say at Oklahoma City or the WTC. Talk about inappropriate as hell.....





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