My favourite contributions:
On the loss of secondary receivers:
"Turns out the strategy of hucking every ball at A.J. Green until his legs snap is a misguided one."
Regarding the Mixon pick:
"Keep in mind that this team was already in fine shape at running back w/ Bernard/Hill. And yet, those two just didn’t have the criminal panache that is requisite if you want to be a True Bengal."
8-8 with Blake!!!:
"...pretty much the same as every Bengals outfit this decade. They’ve got enough talented players to get back to the playoffs and lose in the Wild Card round again."
Our namesake described perfectly:
"Brown wrote an open letter to fans last month, apparently unaware that virtually every Bengals fan is waiting for him to die...(he) is a loser who inherited his team from his old man and hasn’t won a goddamn thing."
Ain't it the truth?:
"What might not suck: Those four games a year where Tyler Eifert isn’t hurt? MAGIC."
The best zinger from the fans:
"The Bengals haven’t won a playoff game since Odell Beckham Jr. was alive. And he’ll die of old age before they win another one."
And the single most depressing observation being that the city's fu(*!#g USL team
(not even MLS, USL
) wants an indoor practice facility and captain $#!+b@g remains too cheap to even consider it.