Real Boobs v. Fake Boobs

Real Boobs v. Fake Boobs

Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

March 30th, 2012, 4:16 am #1

So what do you think the title of this post refers to? The Bungs first intersquad scrimmage of the year? The continual negotiations between the team and Hamilton County? The committee debates at the Owners Meeting?

No!

It's those amazing Ben-Gal cheerleaders in the news again. Oh what a week this has been for the Cincy she-cats. Peter King gives the senior squad member some love, sort-of, in his most recent Monday Morning Quarterback column.
<h4>Factoid of the Week That May Interest Only Me</h4> <p>A former cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals Ben-Gal squad, Laura Vikmanis, has written a memoir. It's called It's Not About the Pom-Poms: How a 40-Year-Old Mom Became the NFL's Oldest Cheerleader -- and Found Hope, Joy and Inspirations Along the Way.</p> <p>(Some of you might say, The Factoid of the Week That May Interest Only Me should end right there. A cheerleader writing a memoir. But I will plow forward.)</p> <p>According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, Vikmanis wrote that the Ben-Gals were not always one big, happy family. "The most prominent division on the Ben-Gals is not between the young girls and the older girls,'' the memoir-penning cheerleader wrote, "but between the Real Boobs and the Fake Boobs. This is despite the fact that at any given time, a third of the Real Boobs are considering implants.''</p> <p>If there were a Kardashian Best-Seller List, this War and Peace of cheerleader memoirs would be No. 1. Or 36. I'm not sure.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/w ... ngs/2.html

Enquirer article -http://news.cincinnati.com/article/2012 ... /303160030</p>
Sometimes you have to take solidarity where you can find it, I guess.
Last edited by psychostats on March 30th, 2012, 4:47 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Joined: August 8th, 2007, 4:08 am

March 30th, 2012, 12:22 pm #2

Fake look great in shirts and bikini tops but not so great when naked.

Real, that is a very wide variety and that is why I don't place too much stock into the boobs.
A nice set of average is just fine with me.

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Joined: July 31st, 2001, 1:20 pm

March 30th, 2012, 12:33 pm #3

"Fake look great in shirts and bikini tops but not so great when naked.

Real, that is a very wide variety and that is why I don't place too much stock into the boobs.
A nice set of average is just fine with me."

How would you know..


Sorry, couldn't resist.

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Joined: May 8th, 2004, 4:38 am

March 30th, 2012, 2:33 pm #4

Dacow..what he is saying is that he has real boobs and he feels good about that.

people always assess their own performance as "above average" even people who, when tested, actually perform at the very bottom of the pile. [Incompetent People Too Ignorant to Know It]
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Joined: August 8th, 2007, 4:08 am

March 30th, 2012, 3:22 pm #5

Dacow...I have turned down more women that you have ever even fantasized about..



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Joined: February 1st, 2007, 1:28 am

March 30th, 2012, 4:18 pm #6

That's Murf's way of saying his wife is flat as a board.
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Joined: December 8th, 2008, 2:25 am

March 30th, 2012, 8:56 pm #7


When is murf going to invite us nosepickers to his bar??

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Joined: November 23rd, 2007, 3:59 am

March 30th, 2012, 9:40 pm #8

If you can squeeze 'em, they're real. That's my philosophy.

(Sorry Psycho this is what happens when you get too clever with your thread titles)

"We do do, and we do it at a very, very high level," Lewis said.
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Joined: October 30th, 2001, 1:10 am

March 30th, 2012, 9:41 pm #9

When is murf going to invite us nosepickers to his bar??
This is a funny thread so far.....
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Joined: August 8th, 2007, 4:08 am

March 30th, 2012, 10:19 pm #10

I am out of the bar..had to pull out b/c of the transplant.
Built it, hang out there when I go out, but did not have funds to play and make sure that I had a healthy wife and son.
It sucks, but I will open a place one day, just have to hit that lotto tonight.
Anyone is more than welcome to join me for a drink, including Trooper, I have a few whack job liberal types that I hang out with and a few of them work with the liberal headqtrs during the lie and smile season.


Back to boobs...
Back in the day, hooked up with an older chick, I was 20, she was 35-40 and had a huge rack, then she took off that bra and those puppies deflated, apparently those push ups work wonders.
Very alarming at the time.
LOL!



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