Real Boobs v. Fake Boobs

Joined: May 8th, 2004, 4:38 am

April 8th, 2012, 11:10 pm #41

I often miss r2 but not when a booby thread comes up. Ha

And those sideways boobs looked real but they were sideways

people always assess their own performance as "above average" even people who, when tested, actually perform at the very bottom of the pile. [Incompetent People Too Ignorant to Know It]
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Joined: November 23rd, 2007, 3:59 am

April 9th, 2012, 2:24 am #42

Well I can still applaud the effort right?

"We do do, and we do it at a very, very high level," Lewis said.
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Joined: August 8th, 2007, 4:08 am

April 9th, 2012, 12:20 pm #43

Only on this site, can we have billions of samples of fake boobs at our finger tips and someone picks a man...lol

http://murf-seriously.blogspot.com/
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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

April 10th, 2012, 1:48 am #44

Feel free to post some boobs, Murf.




When need a few more people to respond to the survey. Once we get a whopping total of 10 responses, I'll post the results.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/WJBS8Y3
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Joined: January 28th, 2007, 11:34 am

April 11th, 2012, 1:19 am #45

Yo Psycho...how about some tail instead?








"So he got fired? Big deal. It's happened to the best of us. So he got kicked out of his house by his 400 lb'ed wife?!?!? That's probably better for him anyways."-OldSchooler on ChrisMBHater's absence
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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

May 19th, 2012, 9:14 pm #46

So what do you think the title of this post refers to? The Bungs first intersquad scrimmage of the year? The continual negotiations between the team and Hamilton County? The committee debates at the Owners Meeting?

No!

It's those amazing Ben-Gal cheerleaders in the news again. Oh what a week this has been for the Cincy she-cats. Peter King gives the senior squad member some love, sort-of, in his most recent Monday Morning Quarterback column.
<h4>Factoid of the Week That May Interest Only Me</h4> <p>A former cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals Ben-Gal squad, Laura Vikmanis, has written a memoir. It's called It's Not About the Pom-Poms: How a 40-Year-Old Mom Became the NFL's Oldest Cheerleader -- and Found Hope, Joy and Inspirations Along the Way.</p> <p>(Some of you might say, The Factoid of the Week That May Interest Only Me should end right there. A cheerleader writing a memoir. But I will plow forward.)</p> <p>According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, Vikmanis wrote that the Ben-Gals were not always one big, happy family. "The most prominent division on the Ben-Gals is not between the young girls and the older girls,'' the memoir-penning cheerleader wrote, "but between the Real Boobs and the Fake Boobs. This is despite the fact that at any given time, a third of the Real Boobs are considering implants.''</p> <p>If there were a Kardashian Best-Seller List, this War and Peace of cheerleader memoirs would be No. 1. Or 36. I'm not sure.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/w ... ngs/2.html

Enquirer article -http://news.cincinnati.com/article/2012 ... /303160030</p>
Sometimes you have to take solidarity where you can find it, I guess.
We now have a total of 12 respondents, so I'll provide the results as I promised. They surprise me. Only 10 of the 32 cheerleaders were judged to be in the Fake group.



Based on MBS consensus, here is the Fake group.
10 "Fake" votes -- <blockquote>28. Alyson S
20. Sarah K
17. Nicole
11. Toney
10. Elizabeth J
9 "Fake" votes --
27. Jessica
19. Laura
7 "Fake" votes
7. Kimberly
30. Elizabeth S
15. Megan
</blockquote>

Here is the group for which our esteemed judges failed to find a consensus. Only one cheerleader here.
6 "Real" "and 6 Fake" votes -- <blockquote>29. Whitney
</blockquote>

And finally, here is the grouped our esteemed judges, after close inspection and careful consideration, determined to be Real.
7 "Real" votes -- <blockquote>3. Sarah J
25. Elizabeth B
31. Ashley
8 "Real" votes --
6. Britney
16. Kerri
22. Brittany
9 "Real" votes --
12. Jill
10 "Real" votes --
4. Sunny
13. Cat
18. Aliea
23. Shelly
11 "Real" votes --
1. Chelsey
2. Sarah G
5. Tiffany
8. Katie
14. Maria
21. Vania
24. Kristen
26. Alyson D
12 "Real" votes --
9. Tina
</blockquote>
Also... there was one abstention for Dana (No. 32), who came out "Real" with 6 out of 11 votes.
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May 19th, 2012, 11:33 pm #47

Bengal cheerleaders are all as tainted as Hugh Hefners bunnies.......They were all hand picked from a hillbilly strip club from the deep woods of Kentucky by Mike Fn Brown
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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

April 14th, 2018, 3:25 am #48

So I occasionally get an email from SurveyMonkey which I promptly ignore. Then yesterday I happened to notice that I was still receiving responses. Huh? I've only made one survey with that service and that was way back in April of 2012, six long years ago. Yep, it's the Real Boobs v. Fake Boobs project in honor of Laura Vikmanis.

We're now all the way up to 362 responses, but only the first 100 can be viewed and downloaded with a free account. I guess we'll never know who the real Boob King is because I ain't payin'. 

Anyway... This old thread is dang funny. For old times sake... https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/WJBS8Y3

And don't forget -- The Bengals official 2018 offseason theme is "Build 'em better".  Um... I mean "Build it bustier"...  or was it "Bust 'em out better" ...?
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Joined: October 11th, 2001, 7:59 pm

April 14th, 2018, 8:53 am #49

Fake boobs just don't feel right.

Stix

How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive?? Put a nipple on it.
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Joined: October 11th, 2001, 7:59 pm

April 14th, 2018, 8:53 am #50

Fake boobs  just don't feel right.

Stix

How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive?? Put a nipple on it.
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