Joined: October 30th, 2001, 1:10 am

March 31st, 2012, 1:59 pm #21

Then you may want to stop staring at his Johnson......
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Joined: November 11th, 2007, 4:24 am

April 1st, 2012, 3:40 pm #22

For the record I would say that Mikey is a real boob.
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Joined: December 14th, 2001, 1:34 am

April 1st, 2012, 4:09 pm #23

Went to a draft party at the Madeira Inn


and this thread is pretty funny
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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

April 2nd, 2012, 3:27 am #24

So what do you think the title of this post refers to? The Bungs first intersquad scrimmage of the year? The continual negotiations between the team and Hamilton County? The committee debates at the Owners Meeting?

No!

It's those amazing Ben-Gal cheerleaders in the news again. Oh what a week this has been for the Cincy she-cats. Peter King gives the senior squad member some love, sort-of, in his most recent Monday Morning Quarterback column.
<h4>Factoid of the Week That May Interest Only Me</h4> <p>A former cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals Ben-Gal squad, Laura Vikmanis, has written a memoir. It's called It's Not About the Pom-Poms: How a 40-Year-Old Mom Became the NFL's Oldest Cheerleader -- and Found Hope, Joy and Inspirations Along the Way.</p> <p>(Some of you might say, The Factoid of the Week That May Interest Only Me should end right there. A cheerleader writing a memoir. But I will plow forward.)</p> <p>According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, Vikmanis wrote that the Ben-Gals were not always one big, happy family. "The most prominent division on the Ben-Gals is not between the young girls and the older girls,'' the memoir-penning cheerleader wrote, "but between the Real Boobs and the Fake Boobs. This is despite the fact that at any given time, a third of the Real Boobs are considering implants.''</p> <p>If there were a Kardashian Best-Seller List, this War and Peace of cheerleader memoirs would be No. 1. Or 36. I'm not sure.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/w ... ngs/2.html

Enquirer article -http://news.cincinnati.com/article/2012 ... /303160030</p>
Sometimes you have to take solidarity where you can find it, I guess.
Okay, all you so-called boob experts. It's time to put your visual inspection skills to the test. Real or fake? You make the call.

Cheerleader Key:

24. Kristen 25. Elizabeth B. 26. Alyson D. 27. Jessica 28. Alyson S. 29. Whitney 30. Elizabeth S. 31. Ashley

15. Megan 16. Kerri 17. Nicole 18. Aliea 19. Laura 20. Sarah K. 21. Vania 22. Brittany 23. Shelly

7. Kimberly 8. Katie 9. Tina 10. Elizabeth J. 11. Toney 12. Jill 13. Cat 14. Maria

1. Chelsey 2. Sarah G. 3. Sarah J. 4. Sunny 5. Tiffany 6. Britney

Not shown -- 32. Dana (Look on Bengals.com)
Record your answers by clicking on the survey link below.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/WJBS8Y3


I will tally the results and indicate the winner(s). Top scorers will hold the title MBS Boob King for life.

There's only one little problem with this effort. How do we really know which is which? The best solution I can conceive of is for us to designate an "Ultimate Boob Judge" who will set the official answers.

That will be quite a responsibility for someone. The UBJ will preferably have many years of relevant experience on this topic. Any volunteers? How about nominations?
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Joined: August 8th, 2007, 4:08 am

April 2nd, 2012, 12:54 pm #25

Didn't look up 32...but if it is the oldest cheerleader in the league...very fake.

#5--know the girl very well.


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Joined: July 31st, 2001, 1:20 pm

April 2nd, 2012, 4:04 pm #26

....I know her mother.( through her step father) Seriously, guess that makes me old.
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Joined: January 28th, 2007, 11:34 am

April 3rd, 2012, 3:28 am #27

Now how the f*ck do we find out how we did? Who sent the SurveyMonkey?

Thanks!





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Joined: January 28th, 2007, 11:34 am

April 3rd, 2012, 3:29 am #28

You sent it. How did I do--and I wouldn't mind being the boobie examiner type thingy at the airport....LOL





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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

April 3rd, 2012, 4:03 am #29

Four respondents on the survey so far.

I can definitely post a tally of the responses once we think we're finished. Maybe the consensus judgment for each cheerleader can be the "gold standard".
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Joined: January 28th, 2007, 11:34 am

April 3rd, 2012, 7:29 am #30

How 'bout we go "fakest of the bunch"?


That distinct honor goes to #10. Good God. Where in the hell did she go for plastic surgury--Uganda??!?!?!?!?!?

Holy crap--those may be the fakest of all-time.





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